Please.....Hijack This Thread!!! Chat about anything!

[Barkiss]

Since there has been so muchado regarding "hijacking" of threads, I thought I would start a thread whose multiple purposes include only one purpose, which is no purpose. Feel free to hijack as much as you want...you can also partake in the following without being criticized...

1. Use of emoticons...especially this little guy...:lmao
2. Abbreviations and internet lingo are not only allowed, they are encouraged
3. Direct "come-on's" - Although if you think it will work, you might want to check other threads.
4. The word "help" - A word that should never be discouraged.
5. Smoking is allowed - Just please use the air filters...hate secondhand smoke...;)
6. Random posts meant to get your post count up

Basically, anything that is condemned elsewhere, post here!!! The only thing frowned upon on this thread is that damn soapbox!!!

[sex_kitten_4u]

awwwwwwwwww now that is no fun barkiss , no soap box :cry:


:lmao

[Jy]

Oh, I think this a perfect place for a soapbox!! One can blow off steam here and not care who the hell is offended!


Can we be pefectly politically incorrect as well Barksy?? Pretty please?

[Norfolkdave]

:D Is it because of general chit chat we have had lately! I thought we could chat to the women LOL, seems we musnt take up more than one thread ok so
hijacking
hijacking
hijacking
hijacking:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao here is the soapbox:spbx: :spbx: smoking I cant find but Im sure there is a smiley somewhere but not allowed to use it I have been told...ooops becareful dave may get blocked :55 :55 bye:wa:

[sex_kitten_4u]

Oh, I think this a perfect place for a soapbox!! One can blow off steam here and not care who the hell is offended!


Can we be pefectly politically incorrect as well Barksy?? Pretty please?


just go for it jazzy he said all is ok apart from the soapbox and i think the soapbox should be allowede god i am that short i need to stand on it :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Barkiss]

Oh, I think this a perfect place for a soapbox!! One can blow off steam here and not care who the hell is offended!


Can we be pefectly politically incorrect as well Barksy?? Pretty please?

Absolutely...politically incorrectness should be smiled upon, along with gender and sexual discrimination...whatever....

And you are right...bring out the soapbox...perfect thread for that...

Now...want to hijack this??

[Jy]

Thanks sis. I think I'll take an opportunity to hike my post count as well, since it seems to be so flippin' important to some around here!

I could never figure out why that is either! Is there some sort of prize for the most posts??


Okay, here's my gratuitous, totally lame and abusive use of a smiley...

[Norfolkdave]

Absolutely...politically incorrectness should be smiled upon, along with gender and sexual discrimination...whatever....

And you are right...bring out the soapbox...perfect thread for that...

Now...want to hijack this??

oops just fell of the soapbox and cracked a finger, wheres me hammer the soapbox makes good kindling, I could do with a fire Im cold:D

[Jy]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[sex_kitten_4u]

oops just fell of the soapbox and cracked a finger, wheres me hammer the soapbox makes good kindling, I could do with a fire Im cold:D



:sp: :sp: :sp: :sp: leave that soapbox alone i need it to stand on and jazzy needs it you bad boy

[Jy]

...and will be the first and the last time you'll see that from me!





..it wasn't even that fun either...

[Jy]

Thanks Kitten, but Dave doesn't have a hope in hell of getting near my soapbox. He mistakenly chopped up and old chair from the dungeon!




You can borrow mine!:wa:

[sex_kitten_4u]

Thanks Kitten, but Dave doesn't have a hope in hell of getting near my soapbox. He mistakenly chopped up and old chair from the dungeon!




You can borrow mine!:wa:


why ty sis:wa:

[Barkiss]

You guys make me proud!!!

[Norfolkdave]

:sp: :sp: :sp: :sp: leave that soapbox alone i need it to stand on and jazzy needs it you bad boy


Theres only one good thing for a soapbox, ( dont call the firebrigade!):lmao

[Barkiss]

Thanks sis. I think I'll take an opportunity to hike my post count as well, since it seems to be so flippin' important to some around here!

I could never figure out why that is either! Is there some sort of prize for the most posts??


Okay, here's my gratuitous, totally lame and abusive use of a smiley...

So why such a battle to be in the top 5? ;) j/k

[Norfolkdave]

So why such a battle to be in the top 5? ;) j/k

1,000,000,000 threads a free blow job for the boys! dont know what prizes for the women! Can only guess:lmao

[Barkiss]

1,000,000,000 threads a free blow job for the boys! dont know what prizes for the women! Can only guess:lmao

OK...let's put math to this proposition...

I'm averaging 18 posts a day, which calculates to 4770 posts per year. At this rate, I should be at the ripe old age of 245 years old....Yeah...I think I'll go for it...:)

[Norfolkdave]

OK...let's put math to this proposition...

I'm averaging 18 posts a day, which calculates to 4770 posts per year. At this rate, I should be at the ripe old age of 245 years old....Yeah...I think I'll go for it...:)

Even I wont do it, but its worth trying....:wa:

[Jy]

I have no idea Barksy?! That's what I've been wondering from day one! I reply when I have something to say, and skip it if I don't, but I'm not going to fill up posts just sticking a damn smiley in! What a copout!
Well, except here.
Go ahead you post pigs! Go wild! hey! why not put one smiley on each post for abour three pages? That'll get the numbers up!
But someone has to tell me one day...why the hell does it matter??? geesh!
Okay, I'm going to curl up on my :spbx: and watch what happens to this poor thread...
Anyoen got any chocolate? I'd love one with my coffee.


So why such a battle to be in the top 5? ;) j/k

[Trev]

We always return the threads after the hijackings.:D

[sex_kitten_4u]

hi trev long time no see :)

[Jy]

Good point, right after we've gone down so many bunny trails that no one knows the original topic of the thread!!:D



We always return the threads after the hijackings.:D

[kissiemybuttie]

:sp: :sp: :sp: :sp: leave that soapbox alone i need it to stand on and jazzy needs it you bad boy



hey sex kitten your buttie is hanging out....:lmao :lmao :lmao


love ya babes!!!!!!

[Trev]

hi trev long time no see :)

Doing fine, thanks. Been on mainly at night.

[sex_kitten_4u]

hey sex kitten your buttie is hanging out....:lmao :lmao :lmao


love ya babes!!!!!!


hi kissie that not my buttie that is daves :lmao :lmao


luv ya to babes:kk

[Trev]

Good point, right after we've gone down so many bunny trails that no one knows the original topic of the thread!!:D

Thats the fun part, you have to go back and re-read the topic and go back down memory lane and see what you would say differently.

[Barkiss]

Good point, right after we've gone down so many bunny trails that no one knows the original topic of the thread!!:D

Hence the reason behind this thread...so I don't have to worry about making you hall monitors mad...;)

[sex_kitten_4u]

Doing fine, thanks. Been on mainly at night.

guess i will just have to become a night owl then :D :kk

[Jy]

You don't make me mad honey, I love your bunny trails! Especially when I get a chance to chase you down one!




Hence the reason behind this thread...so I don't have to worry about making you hall monitors mad...;)

[Trev]

You don't make me mad honey, I love your bunny trails! Especially when I get a chance to chase you down one!

Didn't Lena say that he was a rooster?:lmao

[Barkiss]

Didn't Lena say that he was a rooster?:lmao

And WB says I'm a dog and goose...I'm having a horrible animal personality conflict...;)

[sex_kitten_4u]

And WB says I'm a dog and goose...I'm having a horrible animal personality conflict...;)


awwwwwwwwwwwwww barkiss you are just cute :kk

[Norfolkdave]

I have no idea Barksy?! That's what I've been wondering from day one! I reply when I have something to say, and skip it if I don't, but I'm not going to fill up posts just sticking a damn smiley in! What a copout!
Well, except here.
Go ahead you post pigs! Go wild! hey! why not put one smiley on each post for abour three pages? That'll get the numbers up!
But someone has to tell me one day...why the hell does it matter??? geesh!
Okay, I'm going to curl up on my :spbx: and watch what happens to this poor thread...
Anyoen got any chocolate? I'd love one with my coffee.

Im not filling for filling sake, I have said all along I love this site and I like answering the threads that I read, each to their own, but while the soapbox is out, If I want a chat with someone on here I will. If I want to bring Happiness into my life and I can make someone smile I will. Im sorry if you look upon it that Im racing ahead Im not, you can take away the posting numbers it makes no difference to me no difference at all. I spend time on here because its all I have in the winter months, I seem to be wrong in everything I do of late, cant post remarks on here with wording associated to females as its considered offensive but was part of the english lanquage, yet if someone else uses it nothing is said.................And if I use smileys in my posts Im sorry. If people dont like my posts then I,ll leave and you can have it all.

[Barkiss]

Im not filling for filling sake, I have said all along I love this site and I like answering the threads that I read, each to their own, but while the soapbox is out, If I want a chat with someone on here I will. If I want to bring Happiness into my life and I can make someone smile I will. Im sorry if you look upon it that Im racing ahead Im not, you can take away the posting numbers it makes no difference to me no difference at all. I spend time on here because its all I have in the winter months, I seem to be wrong in everything I do of late, cant post remarks on here with wording associated to females as its considered offensive but was part of the english lanquage, yet if someone else uses it nothing is said.................And if I use smileys in my posts Im sorry. If people dont like my posts then I,ll leave and you can have it all.

I'm not going to speak for Jazzy, but I don't think she was referring to you...

You've set the path, we are just humble followers..;)

[Norfolkdave]

I'm not going to speak for Jazzy, but I don't think she was referring to you...

You've set the path, we are just humble followers..;)

Sorry Barkiss but I thought it was I do love this site, I have as well greatest respect for everyone on here, I like to try to get people to laugh as in this world today so much pain and suffering, and this site is so unusual, so different and if I had to pay to be on here I would, its my life now and I just felt a little hurt at the remarks thats all, and you know me thats unusual.

[Jy]

Cut the defensive act Dave. I wasn't talking about you. It isn't always about you. Why did think it was? Did I mention any names? And why the wounded duck act every time someone calls you directly on something anyway? You certainly don't have any hesitancy calling out others.



Im not filling for filling sake, I have said all along I love this site and I like answering the threads that I read, each to their own, but while the soapbox is out, If I want a chat with someone on here I will. If I want to bring Happiness into my life and I can make someone smile I will. Im sorry if you look upon it that Im racing ahead Im not, you can take away the posting numbers it makes no difference to me no difference at all. I spend time on here because its all I have in the winter months, I seem to be wrong in everything I do of late, cant post remarks on here with wording associated to females as its considered offensive but was part of the english lanquage, yet if someone else uses it nothing is said.................And if I use smileys in my posts Im sorry. If people dont like my posts then I,ll leave and you can have it all.

[Norfolkdave]

Cut the defensive act Dave. I wasn't talking about you. It isn't always about you. Why did think it was? Did I mention any names? And why the wounded duck act every time someone calls you directly on something anyway? You certainly don't have any hesitancy calling out others.


meow meow meow:D

[Jy]

You're right, Dave, I had my claws out. They're back in now. Keep posting you crazy man.

[spare_change]

You're right, Dave, I had my claws out. They're back in now. Keep posting you crazy man.


Uhhh -- before you put them away, could you scratch my back?? I can't seem to reach THAT spot.

[Jy]

ha

[Jy]

smartass. You need to be spanked, not scratched.

[sex_kitten_4u]

smartass. You need to be spanked, not scratched.


hey sis he would enjoy that :D

[Jy]

Good point. OKay he doesn't get spanked, even if he's begging!!

[Barkiss]

What if I begged for him? Always willing to help another man...

[Norfolkdave]

Whose going to scratch my back................heh heh heh

[sex_kitten_4u]

What if I begged for him? Always willing to help another man...

that would not be fair that is cheating and he would still get the pleasure sorry not allowed :lmao :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

hi kissie that not my buttie that is daves :lmao :lmao


luv ya to babes:kk

Thats a sandwhich isnt it!!!!!!!!Who wants to be the filling:D

[Barkiss]

that would not be fair that is cheating and he would still get the pleasure sorry not allowed :lmao :lmao

ok...what if I begged for me, and he can watch???

[sex_kitten_4u]

ok...what if I begged for me, and he can watch???


he can only watch from his webcam then :lmao :lmao

[Barkiss]

he can only watch from his webcam then :lmao :lmao

oh..I would get stage fright being in front of the camera...

[sex_kitten_4u]

oh..I would get stage fright being in front of the camera...

you pussy :lmao :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

you pussy :lmao :lmao

meow meow meow, the Tom is here purr purr purr:D

[Barkiss]

you pussy :lmao :lmao


Great! First a dog, then a goose, then a rooster, then a rabbit and now a cat??? You girls really can't make up your mind...;)

[Norfolkdave]

Great! First a dog, then a goose, then a rooster, then a rabbit and now a cat??? You girls really can't make up your mind...;)

This Tom is after pussy meow meow meow:D

[sex_kitten_4u]

This Tom is after pussy meow meow meow:D

well you cant have barkiss he is spoken for :D

i think you need newtered dave

[spare_change]

Good point. OKay he doesn't get spanked, even if he's begging!!

Sweetie -- I quit begging a long time ago.

[Norfolkdave]

well you cant have barkiss he is spoken for :D

i think you need newtered dave

No no I,ll just be a lapcat, still you can still stroke me LOL, meow

[spare_change]

Great! First a dog, then a goose, then a rooster, then a rabbit and now a cat??? You girls really can't make up your mind...;)

Just think, though, barks -- if you WERE a pussy, it sure would make it a lot easier to get dates on Saturday night.

[sex_kitten_4u]

Just think, though, barks -- if you WERE a pussy, it sure would make it a lot easier to get dates on Saturday night.

i bet barkiss has no trouble int hat department:lmao :lmao

[Barkiss]

Just think, though, barks -- if you WERE a pussy, it sure would make it a lot easier to get dates on Saturday night.


Hell...I would never leave bed...

[Barkiss]

i bet barkiss has no trouble int hat department:lmao :lmao

That was sweet...until you laughed at the end!!!!!

[sex_kitten_4u]

That was sweet...until you laughed at the end!!!!!

awww well here you go :kk :blowjob: :knuddel:

[Barkiss]

Ok...much better..

[Norfolkdave]

1. Barkiss does not have problems expressing affection in public.



2. Barkiss misses you when you're gone.

3. Barkiss feels guilty when done something wrong.

4. Barkiss admitts being jealous.

5. Barkiss is very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Barkiss does play games with you-except fetch (and he never laughs at how you throw.)

7. You can train a dog.

8. Barkiss is easy to buy for.

9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.

10. Barkiss understands what "no" means. 11. Barkiss means it when he kisses you. :lmao

[Barkiss]

Very good Dave...see what a great person I am ;)

[sex_kitten_4u]

Very good Dave...see what a great person I am ;)


carefull now barkiss dont want you getting big headed:kk

[Norfolkdave]

Very good Dave...see what a great person I am ;)

Yeah.........................

Does your Barkiss know the spelling, Latin root and French translation of the word "walk," yet is able to grasp the meaning of the word "come"?
Does your Barkiss immediately leap on a cat, bunny rabbit, or child upon hearing the words "Don't worry he LOVES cats, bunny rabbits and children"?
Is Barkiss shameless, graceless, without dignity and extremely in touch with his inner puppy?
Does he wake you up in the middle of the night to warn you of the dangers of a kitchen chair, then sleep through the theft of all your valuable possessions?
Does he develop a tragic and profound deafness at the sound of "It's time to go home," yet possess bionic hearing at the sound of a can opener?

If you answered "yes" to most of these questions.
Relax, your Barkiss is normal:lmao

[Barkiss]

carefull now barkiss dont want you getting big headed:kk

that is absolutely something I've never been accused of..;) at least where it counts ;)

[Norfolkdave]

that is absolutely something I've never been accused of..;) at least where it counts ;)

Now what head are we talking about here!!!!!:D

[belfast]

Ok taking orders for soapboxes.. good price .....fast delivery and Trev proof:lmao :na :whee: :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

But do we need them now, now we have this thread, looks like the soapboxs have gone where the Titanic went..LOL

[sex_kitten_4u]

Ok taking orders for soapboxes.. good price .....fast delivery and Trev proof:lmao :na :whee: :lmao

i only want 1 if you deliver it in person :D

[Lena]

Great! First a dog, then a goose, then a rooster, then a rabbit and now a cat??? You girls really can't make up your mind...;)

You can be whatever you want with me!!!!!:)

[Barkiss]

You can be whatever you want with me!!!!!:)

Until I'm not what you want me to be...;)

[Lena]

Until I'm not what you want me to be...;)

Oh no!!! Not true!!

[Barkiss]

Oh no!!! Not true!!

I fell for that line once...;)

[Lena]

I fell for that line once...;)

No you didn;t!!!

[Barkiss]

No you didn;t!!!

Oh yes I did...and then it is change, change, change...;)

[firefly]

You know it is no fun to hijack a thread that is meant for hijacking! ;)

[Barkiss]

You know it is no fun to hijack a thread that is meant for hijacking! ;)

I haven't seen anyone have a problem with it on this site..;)

[Lena]

Oh yes I did...and then it is change, change, change...;)


hhhmmmmmm i don't remember that!!!!
change huh???

[firefly]

I haven't seen anyone have a problem with it on this site..;)

Oh hush up! :na

[Barkiss]

hhhmmmmmm i don't remember that!!!!
change huh???

Wasn't talking about you ;)

[Barkiss]

Oh hush up! :na

:nu I'm ready for you today!! ;)

[firefly]

:nu I'm ready for you today!! ;)

Oh you think so huh? We shall see!





But I will give you credit....you almost sounded tough there!

[Lena]

Wasn't talking about you ;)

Well thats good!! Was getting worried there!!!:)

[Barkiss]

Oh you think so huh? We shall see!





But I will give you credit....you almost sounded tough there!

I'm starting a whole new approach today...;)

[firefly]

I'm starting a whole new approach today...;)

Do you think this approach is going to work any better?

[Barkiss]

Do you think this approach is going to work any better?

Naw...but what the hell...I'm running out of options..;)

[firefly]

Naw...but what the hell...I'm running out of options..;)

:D Nonsense....there are always other options! It just depends on your willingness to pursue those certain avenues.

[Barkiss]

:D Nonsense....there are always other options! It just depends on your willingness to pursue those certain avenues.

Do I dare step there? ;)

[firefly]

Do I dare step there? ;)

I could always double dog dare you too!

[Barkiss]

I could always double dog dare you too!

Alright I'm game...what are those other "avenues"? :)

[firefly]

Alright I'm game...what are those other "avenues"? :)

Well I can't tell you! That would be cheating!

[Barkiss]

Well I can't tell you! That would be cheating!

Such a tease...

[firefly]

Such a tease...

*sighs* So we are back to that now huh?

[Barkiss]

*sighs* So we are back to that now huh?

Easiest comeback I have...;)

[Sunfiresix]

This ain't no fun without the soapbox, those sexy skirt up on it and all!!!

[Jy]

You missed it Sunfire, I was on my soapbox this morning :spbx: , but got tired of pontificating and decided to do a dance on it instead.

But not to worry, you know I'll be on it again, and always with a tiny little skirt!

[Trev]

Ok taking orders for soapboxes.. good price .....fast delivery and Trev proof:lmao :na :whee: :lmao

dam soapboxes, wait till I get my hands on the maker.:lmao

[Barkiss]

dam soapboxes, wait till I get my hands on the maker.:lmao

I've got a hammer and a saw Trev...if we can't get rid of the boxes, we'll get rid of the maker...

[Sunfiresix]

I will help with them belfast, love them sweet legs up on them.

[belfast]

dam soapboxes, wait till I get my hands on the maker.:lmao


Well I had best hide under one Trev..:D

[Lena]

But Belfast if i go and sit on it while you are there, won't you get squashed???

[belfast]

But Belfast if i go and sit on it while you are there, won't you get squashed???

Well look for the one with the feet sticking out the side....pick it up and hide with me :knuddel:

[tiger50]

kkkk that it, am hi-jacking thris thread,,,mmmmm where to hide it..... oy yeh, under Jazzy's soap box....

[Jy]

Why would you want to hurt my sweet Irish? Why do you dislike my soapbox so passionately? I know for a fact you have both peeked under my skirt while I was standing on it...
I've got a hammer and a saw Trev...if we can't get rid of the boxes, we'll get rid of the maker...

[Lena]

Well look for the one with the feet sticking out the side....pick it up and hide with me :knuddel:

Is it as big as that, so that we can both fit in it??

[Cotties]

Said by the women who recently forced her way into the top 5..

Love ya Jazzy
your sex appeal is everywhere and spreading uncontrollably
Thanks sis. I think I'll take an opportunity to hike my post count as well, since it seems to be so flippin' important to some around here!

I could never figure out why that is either! Is there some sort of prize for the most posts??


Okay, here's my gratuitous, totally lame and abusive use of a smiley...

[Jy]

You know, I didn't even know I was there until you mentioned it. I don't keep track, I just post where I want, and if I have nothing to say, I don't post. But as you may have noticed, I'm a tad...uh, sociable, shall we say?
Thanks for the sweet words Cotties. Would you like to see what else I can spread?;)

[tiger50]

Said by the women who recently forced her way into the top 5..

Love ya Jazzy
your sex appeal is everywhere and spreading uncontrollably

Oh shittttt is it likely to spread to Oz???? heading for the mountains.... oh shit, cant, theyre on fire at the moment.... :(

[belfast]

Is it as big as that, so that we can both fit in it??


Yup it is:knuddel:

[Cotties]

undercover hi-jacking police are on my tale

[Jy]

...now, you're not scared, are you big guy?



Oh shittttt is it likely to spread to Oz???? heading for the mountains.... oh shit, cant, theyre on fire at the moment.... :(

[tiger50]

...now, you're not scared, are you big guy?

Bluddie terrified, am on the run.... :(

[belfast]

Bluddie terrified, am on the run.... :(

Run..mate...run.....run....run :)

[belfast]

Why would you want to hurt my sweet Irish? Why do you dislike my soapbox so passionately? I know for a fact you have both peeked under my skirt while I was standing on it...

Jazzy I am in hiding they are going to beat me up:cry:

[Cotties]

Maybe thats a sign she's already their. She flushing the men out of the hills and into open ground...


and Belfast you know Jazzy's going to beat you up!
Oh shittttt is it likely to spread to Oz???? heading for the mountains.... oh shit, cant, theyre on fire at the moment.... :(

[Trev]

Jazzy I am in hiding they are going to beat me up:cry:

That's not all, going to fix the hands so no more building.:lmao

[belfast]

Lena help me they are going to fix my hands.. come sit with please ..dont let them hurt me:knuddel: :kk

[Lena]

of course i will help you!!
They won't hurt you!!
Trev what are you going to do with his hands???

[Trev]

of course i will help you!!
They won't hurt you!!
Trev what are you going to do with his hands???

snap, crackle, and pop.:lmao

[belfast]

Ouch Trev they asked me to make them and the pay is good by the way all orders should come to soapboxs are us.. By the way have not got many orders any way:lmao

[Trev]

Ouch Trev they asked me to make them and the pay is good by the way all orders should come to soapboxs are us.. By the have not got many orders any way:lmao

there will be no more orders when done with the hands.:D

[tiger50]

That's not all, going to fix the hands so no more building.:lmao

Ohhhhhhh noooo were stuffed now, she's probably gunna mount us..:lmao

[Jy]

...wait a second here! No one touches Irish! If you want to try, you'll have to get through me!



*stand behind me Irish. I'll take care of this.*

[Trev]

...wait a second here! No one touches Irish! If you want to try, you'll have to get through me!



*stand behind me Irish. I'll take care of this.*

that much better.

[Barkiss]

...wait a second here! No one touches Irish! If you want to try, you'll have to get through me!



*stand behind me Irish. I'll take care of this.*

No problem Trev...let's drop our pants...she'll be like butter ;)

[Trev]

let's just not let her slip away.

[tiger50]

No problem Trev...let's drop our pants...she'll be like butter ;)
Have already dropped mine....:lmao :lmao

[Lena]

The guys are going to drop their pants???

Just let me know if anyone needs help!!

[Barkiss]

Trev will do anything to get near Belfast...

[Jy]

...oh. yeah. That'll work...:D No problem Trev...let's drop our pants...she'll be like butter ;)

[Trev]

Trev will do anything to get near Belfast...

Your the one teaching him to suck. What, I don't want to know, but he did say you were the teacher. :lmao

[Barkiss]

Your the one teaching him to suck. What, I don't want to know, but he did say you were the teacher. :lmao

I was instructional...you were demonstrative ;)

[Trev]

I was instructional...you were demonstrative ;)

mine was with the women, and yours was with the ..............:D

[belfast]

Your the one teaching him to suck. What, I don't want to know, but he did say you were the teacher. :lmao


Actually Trev ..Baskiss was teaching me not to grovel and suck up in the chat room. but have not had a chance to pactice yet:wa:

[Trev]

Actually Trev ..Baskiss was teaching me not to grovel and suck up in the chat room. but have not had a chance to pactice yet:wa:

Now you have to come to his defence.

[firefly]

Well Barksy does need someone on his side once in awhile.

[Barkiss]

Well Barksy does need someone on his side once in awhile.

No kidding...lone warrior ;)

[Trev]

Lone warrior, now thats funny.

[Barkiss]

Lone warrior, now thats funny.

Yeah..actually I got a laugh after I wrote it...but hey...I can always dream ;)

[Leatherman]

comes in with a bag of chips and a drink to see what this hijacking thing is about, sounds like someone is offering to host a well suported party with no rules.
this could be a lot of fun or a all out brawl.
nibbles on another chip

[tiger50]

comes in with a bag of chips and a drink to see what this hijacking thing is about, sounds like someone is offering to host a well suported party with no rules.
this could be a lot of fun or a all out brawl.
nibbles on another chip

Chuck us a chip mate, i'm settlin back to watch the fun... :55

[kaypeoak]

Good golly, miss Molly!! Left the country for a month and come back to find me mates jabbering about anarchy and distruction!! Glad to see nothing changes much.:wa: :kk

[sex_kitten_4u]

Have already dropped mine....:lmao :lmao


yes you ahve can you pull them back up plz :D

[Norfolkdave]

I've got a hammer and a saw Trev...if we can't get rid of the boxes, we'll get rid of the maker...

to burn em if made of wood, if metal I,ll get my mate with his cutting equipment:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

No kidding...lone warrior ;)

I,ll give you a hand, together we can stand:D

[sex_kitten_4u]

:wa: hi annie welcome back have not seen you on in ages

[tiger50]

Geez, this thread still here!!

[belfast]

Trev will do anything to get near Belfast...

No Barkiss he wants you ..just ask the girls:wa:

[belfast]

Thank you Jazzy.. wait a minute i wont hide behind a woman.. better yet I will run ..


...wait a second here! No one touches Irish! If you want to try, you'll have to get through me!



*stand behind me Irish. I'll take care of this.*

[jaina]

Hey Belfast don't let them flip u. Ur a ladies man yet a manly man.:55:knuddel:

[belfast]

Thank you Jaina.. you can oder you soap box on line if you want ...rates are good just as Jazzy:knuddel:

[jaina]

Can I have a bull horn too?

[belfast]

Dont push you luck the guys will really string me up then:spbx:



Can I have a bull horn too?

[spare_change]

Can I have a bull horn too?


Absolutely !!! Let me just drag that sucker out here.........

[Barkiss]

Absolutely !!! Let me just drag that sucker out here.........

I believe she said bull horn, not harmonica ;)

[spare_change]

Picky, picky -- they both make music, don't they?

[Trev]

No Barkiss he wants you ..just ask the girls:wa:

Slow down, your the one taking orders and learning to suck from barkiss, not me. I'm doing just fine with the girls, just ask them, I'll have to think of which ones.:D

[Barkiss]

Slow down, your the one taking orders and learning to suck from barkiss, not me. I'm doing just fine with the girls, just ask them, I'll have to think of which ones.:D

See!!!! And I swore I wouldn't start with you anymore...

[Trev]

See!!!! And I swore I wouldn't start with you anymore...

I was just answering Belfast and I've heard that one before. :lmao

[Barkiss]

I was just answering Belfast and I've heard that one before. :lmao

No seriously...I am not going to start anymore fights. I was informed by a good friend (not mentioning any names, but starts with a f) of ours, that you have a huge crush on me, which is the reason behind all the attacks. I was flattered, so I figured what the hell...it won't hurt me to be nice every once in a while....

So...How's your day going?

[Trev]

No seriously...I am not going to start anymore fights. I was informed by a good friend (not mentioning any names, but starts with a f) of ours, that you have a huge crush on me, which is the reason behind all the attacks. I was flattered, so I figured what the hell...it won't hurt me to be nice every once in a while....

So...How's your day going?

Yeah, thats the reason for the attacks. You just can't handle me moving in on the women when your around. You need all the attention and when I'm around you don't get it all.:D

Days going fine, almost over.

[firefly]

No seriously...I am not going to start anymore fights. I was informed by a good friend (not mentioning any names, but starts with a f) of ours, that you have a huge crush on me, which is the reason behind all the attacks. I was flattered, so I figured what the hell...it won't hurt me to be nice every once in a while....

So...How's your day going?

I know you are not trying to drag me into your sordid love life. :nu

[Trev]

I know you are not trying to drag me into your sordid love life. :nu

He's trying to bring anyone in who may help him. He needs all the help he can get. :D

[Barkiss]

See...I try to be nice, and it backfires...what am I to do??? ;)

[Trev]

When were you trying to be nice?

[Barkiss]

When were you trying to be nice?

I'm always being nice...I did ask you how your day was going!!!

Gotta go...you guys have fun beating me up behind my back...I'll be back on later to retaliate! ;)

[belfast]

Slow down, your the one taking orders and learning to suck from barkiss, not me. I'm doing just fine with the girls, just ask them, I'll have to think of which ones.:D

I was just going by what I was told..I have no real evidence;)

[Trev]

I was just going by what I was told..I have no real evidence;)

Just because your trying to hide your true feelings for him, don't push me in front of the bus. I'm here to seek the women. ;)

[Lena]

Hello Trev!!!

what is Belfast doing to you??
Not hurting you is he??

[Trev]

Hello Trev!!!

what is Belfast doing to you??
Not hurting you is he??

He's trying to make me :cry: .

[belfast]

Just because your trying to hide your true feelings for him, don't push me in front of the bus. I'm here to seek the women. ;)


Looks like Barkiss is on his own..I seek the women too. Come to think of it he is the one who started this roumor ...Do you think he has hidden tendencies :55

[Lena]

He's trying to make me :cry: .

Awwww poor Trev!!!
Have a hug!!!

Belfast, are you trying to make Trev cry???

[Trev]

Awwww poor Trev!!!
Have a hug!!!

Belfast, are you trying to make Trev cry???

Thanks Lena, I know who my true friends are. You are my friend, right?:D

[belfast]

No I am not Trev it is Barkiss:55

[belfast]

Awwww poor Trev!!!
Have a hug!!!

Belfast, are you trying to make Trev cry???

No Lena I am not .....I did not start this I have been dragged in HONEST:knuddel:

[Trev]

No Lena I am not .....I did not start this I have been dragged in HONEST:knuddel:

don't let him fool you Lena, he walked in all by himself.:D

[Lena]

Thanks Lena, I know who my true friends are. You are my friend, right?:D

Right Trev!!!
Anytime!!

[belfast]

don't let him fool you Lena, he walked in all by himself.:D

Trev look back I think Basrkiss set us up.. and we fell for it:D

[Trev]

Trev look back I think Basrkiss set us up.. and we fell for it:D

He's always the corrupt one.:D

[Lena]

No Lena I am not .....I did not start this I have been dragged in HONEST:knuddel:

So you were dragged in screaming Belfast???




don't let him fool you Lena, he walked in all by himself.:D

Yes i think his 2 legs walks quite well!!
But was he given a little push???

[belfast]

He's always the corrupt one.:D

Well Trev .....Barkiss better remember pay backs are hell.. revenge is always better served cold:D

[Lena]

Trev look back I think Basrkiss set us up.. and we fell for it:D

He's always the corrupt one.:D

Now you 2!!
You know its not nice to blame someone who is not here to defend himself!!!

[Trev]

So you were dragged in screaming Belfast???

He was screaming like a little rooster.




Yes i think his 2 legs walks quite well!!
But was he given a little push???

He ran into the room. :whee:

[Barkiss]

Now you 2!!
You know its not nice to blame someone who is not here to defend himself!!!

Thank you Lena...and I hope at least YOU know they are wrong...:)

[belfast]

Now you 2!!
You know its not nice to blame someone who is not here to defend himself!!!

Barkiss planted the seed and left...so we are just defending our honor ..;) ;)

[Trev]

Now you 2!!
You know its not nice to blame someone who is not here to defend himself!!!

He always comes back to defend himself.

[belfast]

Thank you Lena...and I hope at least YOU know they are wrong...:)

Cough..cough excuse me:D

[Barkiss]

Cough..cough excuse me:D

I know Lena will believe me over you two jokers...besides the posts prove the story...

[Trev]

I know Lena will believe me over you two jokers...besides the posts prove the story...

Uh, I believe your the one who dragged me into this. The story does prove that much.

[belfast]

Trev will do anything to get near Belfast...

Excuse me this is the evidence Lena..bad boy Barkiss:nu

[Barkiss]

Uh, I believe your the one who dragged me into this. The story does prove that much.

No firefly brought you into it...I was just passing along information...

[Lena]

He always comes back to defend himself.

I should think so too Trev!!
I would if i was him!!!:)

[Trev]

No firefly brought you into it...I was just passing along information...

Bring someone else into the fire. Just keep passing the blame. :D

[Trev]

I should think so too Trev!!
I would if i was him!!!:)

I was the one who had to start defending himself. :cry:

[Lena]

Cough..cough excuse me:D
Do you have a bad cough???


[QUOTE=belfast]Excuse me this is the evidence Lena..bad boy Barkiss:nu[/QUOTE

yes but it depends on what Trev said to him before that!!!

[Barkiss]

I was the one who had to start defending himself. :cry:

See...she knows better...she's been around long enough to see the abuse I take in chat...Thanks Lena!!!

[Lena]

I was the one who had to start defending himself. :cry:

Yes Trev, because it started to turn on you!!!
Now dry your eyes!!!

[belfast]

Go ahead Lena ...:D baby him..he started it ...then runs to you when we confront him

[Trev]

Go ahead Lena ...:D baby him..he started it ...then runs to you when we confront him

Your just jealous that I'm getting the cuddles. :D

[belfast]

Your just jealous that I'm getting the cuddles. :D

Trev you deserve the cuddles ..it is Barkiss who started it..besides Lena can cuddle both of us ..we are the hurt parties here:D

[Cotties]

This thread does need to be hi-jacked..:sc

[Barkiss]

This thread does need to be hi-jacked..:sc

Please!!!! and Thank you in advance!!!

[Lena]

Go ahead Lena ...:D baby him..he started it ...then runs to you when we confront him

Are you talking about Barkiss???
Well he does need abit of comforting!!!!:)

[Trev]

Are you talking about Barkiss???
Well he does need abit of comforting!!!!:)

always coming to his rescue.

[Marika]

Could I get one of you to escort me to the Lounge? Chat, that is. I'd like to lget familiar with the concept.

[Lena]

always coming to his rescue.

Trev look at that puppy dog face!!!
Don't you just want to cuddle him???

[Trev]

nope

[Cotties]

O.K "PRETTY PLEASE" and the thank you will come when I see the finished result.Please!!!! and Thank you in advance!!!

[Shiane]

Trev look at that puppy dog face!!!
Don't you just want to cuddle him???

Hell I'de pay to see that!:na

[Cotties]

I'll pay to see up your skirt Shiane:55 Hell I'de pay to see that!:na

[tiger50]

I'll pay to see up your skirt Shiane:55

go ya halvies mate..... :whee:

[Norfolkdave]

Thank you Jazzy.. wait a minute i wont hide behind a woman.. better yet I will run ..

Man or mouse!!!!

[Norfolkdave]

But Belfast if i go and sit on it while you are there, won't you get squashed???

Your ruin the wood:D :D :D :D

[Norfolkdave]

Looks like Barkiss is on his own..I seek the women too. Come to think of it he is the one who started this roumor ...Do you think he has hidden tendencies :55

I,ll stick close to my bruv:D

[Norfolkdave]

Thanks Lena, I know who my true friends are. You are my friend, right?:D

Crawling as per usual:D

[tiger50]

I,ll stick close to my bruv:D

shitt u guys think Barks has tendencies.. am pullin uo me pants.... :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

shitt u guys think Barks has tendencies.. am pullin uo me pants.... :lmao

Pullem up mate pull em up. your be safe:D

[tiger50]

Pullem up mate pull em up. your be safe:D

Phew, just in the nikker of time i suspect..:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Phew, just in the nikker of time i suspect..:lmao

Espicially with Trev on the loose:D

[tiger50]

Espicially with Trev on the loose:D

Awww shit, Trev too????? :lmao

[sex_kitten_4u]

Crawling as per usual:D

nothing wrong with crawling and trev is such a sweetie

[tiger50]

Hey gal we are to... lol, aww well Dave is.....

[sex_kitten_4u]

you are as well tiger not to sure about dave though Lol

[tiger50]

Heyyyyyyyy Dave's me mate.....

[sex_kitten_4u]

i know :lmao was only jokin me in a mmischevious mood today :D

[tiger50]

lol u bein a bitch ???... :lmao

[sex_kitten_4u]

lol u bein a bitch ???... :lmao

me a bitch never am just in a real fun mood today and when i want to be a bitch i an not just a bitch i am a super bitch :D

[tiger50]

Awwwww fukkkkkkk headin fa the hills.....

[sex_kitten_4u]

Awwwww fukkkkkkk headin fa the hills.....

can i come with you ?:D

[tiger50]

kk babe, but, u get to cook, wash, and take tha tops orf the stubbies... oh yeh an pitch tha tent..... someone has to do it....

[sex_kitten_4u]

kk babe, but, u get to cook, wash, and take tha tops orf the stubbies... oh yeh an pitch tha tent..... someone has to do it....


well i will cook and wash you can do the rest you men are bound to be good at something :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

nothing wrong with crawling and trev is such a sweetie

Im only joking, you having a dig at me today:D

[tiger50]

well i will cook and wash you can do the rest you men are bound to be good at something :lmao

huh???? what mite that be??? :lmao :whee:

[sex_kitten_4u]

huh???? what mite that be??? :lmao :whee:
well i will cook and wash you can pitch the tent and open the stubbies surley you are good at that :lmao

[sex_kitten_4u]

Im only joking, you having a dig at me today:D

me dave would i do a thing like that :D :kk

[tiger50]

kk dave get out the fiskin rods, nah fuk that open tha esky.....

[Norfolkdave]

me dave would i do a thing like that :D :kk

Hmmmmmm in a mischivious mood are we, better becareful:D

[Norfolkdave]

you are as well tiger not to sure about dave though Lol

No wonder my ears burning:D

[sex_kitten_4u]

Hmmmmmm in a mischivious mood are we, better becareful:D

yes in a mischivious mood today , getting nearer holiday time :D

[sex_kitten_4u]

No wonder my ears burning:D

need a fire extingusher

[Norfolkdave]

Hey gal we are to... lol, aww well Dave is.....

A sweetie am I.........mwgh mwgh:D

[tiger50]

yes in a mischivious mood today , getting nearer holiday time :D

wattttttt???? the fuk is a holiday, oh yeh had one in 1983, a bloody dim memory..... :(

[sex_kitten_4u]

wattttttt???? the fuk is a holiday, oh yeh had one in 1983, a bloody dim memory..... :(

is just a long weekend but i cant wait

[Norfolkdave]

need a fire extingusher

Only a nice moist mouth, and a sensual grip:D

[sex_kitten_4u]

really is that all

[Norfolkdave]

really is that all

No you can come along as well!:D