Just out of curiosity [Archive] - Married And Flirting Chat

Norfolkdave

02-08-2006, 06:32 AM

Ok us regulars don't count, I can't surf anyway, keep fallin off the board.

Superglue your sneakers to the board, you wont fall off:D

tiger50

02-08-2006, 07:17 AM

use thongs mate....

surfnchat

02-10-2006, 08:40 PM

Surf is in my name :D

Sunfiresix

02-10-2006, 10:48 PM

I didn't mean I kept falling off you-Man I would be jumpin off---I think we have all lost it--but that is a good thing.

Wet Beaver

02-10-2006, 11:42 PM

Ok us regulars don't count, I can't surf anyway, keep fallin off the board.

i can teach ya how to surf....i love surfing......but if ya fall off the board....watch out.....:nu

cuddles

03-04-2006, 09:06 PM

hey penny how do you surf love your pics;)

Wet Beaver

03-04-2006, 09:09 PM

hey penny how do you surf love your pics;)

you have to be upgraded to goddess level..which come at 200 post or sooner...it is up to penny ...

cuddles

03-04-2006, 09:17 PM

im gone on my way to post 200:D god i love this place

Wet Beaver

03-04-2006, 09:20 PM

im gone on my way to post 200:D god i love this place

you'll get there..you are doing good

Zifnab

03-04-2006, 10:42 PM

Superglue your sneakers to the board, you wont fall off:Dwhat about falling out of his shoes?

flamengo130

03-05-2006, 01:57 AM

Great poll. interesting to see the results.

bonzzz4292

03-14-2006, 12:08 AM

you might be suprised at the results.

gnikeht

03-15-2006, 03:34 AM

you might be suprised at the results.

Why? It agrees with the name of the site :-)

lovemakenman

03-17-2006, 09:48 PM

im gone on my way to post 200:D god i love this placeWere have you been I have not seen you

KissThis

05-25-2006, 02:18 PM

im gone on my way to post 200:D god i love this place

ditto

Sandy

05-25-2006, 02:19 PM

keep at it kiss your doing great. :wa:

KissThis

05-25-2006, 02:19 PM

as to the original question... married.. for the time being.

DukesLady66

06-26-2006, 05:44 PM

married but doesn't feel like it. He can't get the concept of marital property, sharing together etc....gave up on that concept awhile ago..

8 TRACK

06-26-2006, 05:57 PM

married....but looking...:lf

jmc3367

06-26-2006, 06:03 PM

Married and miserable most of the time

Norfolkdave

06-27-2006, 06:10 AM

married and broke

Misty

06-27-2006, 09:54 AM

happily married and frisky

spjimbo

06-27-2006, 10:13 AM

married and horny all the time

Barkiss

06-27-2006, 11:04 AM

polygamist...;)

sex_kitten_4u

06-27-2006, 11:40 AM

separated but extremely happy

spare_change

06-27-2006, 11:58 AM

polygamist...;)

Only thing wrong with polygamy is that you end up with two sets of in-laws!

Barkiss

06-27-2006, 12:00 PM

Only thing wrong with ploygamy is that you end up with two sets of in-laws!

And multiple wives telling you how crappy you are...;)

Norfolkdave

06-27-2006, 12:42 PM

happily married and frisky

Frisky too mmm :lmao

Misty

06-27-2006, 02:04 PM

Frisky too mmm :lmao

hehehe what did you expect Mooooooby? :D

Norfolkdave

06-27-2006, 02:12 PM

hehehe what did you expect Mooooooby? :D

mmm Dare I say privately maybe, but got to becareful dont want you falling off your office chair do we:lmao

Misty

06-27-2006, 02:13 PM

mmm Dare I say privately maybe, but got to becareful dont want you falling off your office chair do we:lmao

hehehehehe and here i was thinking you'd sweep me off my feet ;)

the lady chats

07-09-2006, 08:57 PM

why is there no entry for widowed? it's single but not the same as never married

Penny

07-10-2006, 03:54 PM

Good point I will add that one as soon as i can figure it out ;)

why is there no entry for widowed? it's single but not the same as never married

hoss

07-10-2006, 04:40 PM

hey penny what about commonlaw ??...which is what me and momma are...
i dont see shacking up .....

SaltyLime

07-18-2006, 07:35 AM

married

S.E

07-23-2006, 10:34 PM

married

rainbowhigh

09-09-2006, 01:54 PM

married

Horndog

09-14-2006, 04:07 PM

Married and miserable most of the time

Ditto

CJSinIL

09-14-2006, 04:12 PM

Married but don't get no lovin. Looking to meet friends, and who knows, maybe more.

XMONKEYLOVINSX

09-30-2006, 10:32 PM

i am taken but not married that is a big step and i too young yet i only a baby!!!!!

Penny

10-01-2006, 03:31 PM

I was 18 when I got married :(

flamengo130

10-01-2006, 04:36 PM

married and VERRRRRRY happy. We have a great open relationship and got over all the heartbreak stuff some time ago.

Norfolkdave

10-02-2006, 05:30 AM

22 when got married

jman

10-02-2006, 11:06 PM

19 the first time

CuriousGeorge

10-03-2006, 12:14 AM

Got married at age 22, now 9 years and counting

clueless32m

11-15-2006, 05:05 PM

Married.

shell68

02-10-2007, 02:23 AM

married

letterman01

02-21-2007, 12:52 AM

very happily married...

... but not dead.

creativecouple

02-23-2007, 11:37 AM

Superglue your sneakers to the board, you wont fall off:D

you won't fall off but you might drownd. I don't advise this tactic to learn how to surf.. :D And we are married

peaches

03-01-2007, 06:31 AM

Married but getting seperated

Flirtalicious

03-01-2007, 06:41 AM

Married, divorced and married again....

Pebbles

03-01-2007, 06:48 AM

married,bored and sexless.

OICurready4me

03-03-2007, 06:31 PM

Married 10 years, have had sex regularly only 3 of them though.

thickitalian

03-17-2007, 08:28 AM

Ok us regulars don't count, I can't surf anyway, keep fallin off the board.

My arms got tired trying to get out there...when I tried...lol!

BobbyDigital

03-23-2007, 07:11 PM

Married but probably not for much longer...

bearwithdimples

03-23-2007, 07:42 PM

Married,miserable and couch bound. Sounds like a country song!

thickitalian

03-23-2007, 08:25 PM

Married,miserable and couch bound. Sounds like a country song!

and dimples to boot??? poor guy..:lmao

bearwithdimples

03-23-2007, 08:34 PM

dimples been booted ..got that right

thickitalian

03-23-2007, 08:36 PM

:55

dimples been booted ..got that right

haggisbasher

03-23-2007, 08:40 PM

married ~ thank fcuk !

biker-mike

03-26-2007, 07:57 PM

married with a life sentence

Muffin87

03-26-2007, 07:59 PM

married....but not really sure why anymore

OICurready4me

03-26-2007, 08:25 PM

married....but not really sure why anymore
Why? because you have had a postal worker deliver his "mail" to you recently! Once you got his "package" you would make it a priority to "lick that stamp" and ship yourself "express"

OICurready4me

03-26-2007, 08:26 PM

married,bored and sexless.

Wow, if I looked quick I would think I wrote this!

MIGHTY

03-26-2007, 08:41 PM

Wow, if I looked quick I would think I wrote this!

Cum over here baby....I'll change your opinion real quick like....:knuddel:

OICurready4me

03-26-2007, 08:59 PM

Cum over here baby....I'll change your opinion real quick like....:knuddel:

YOu betcha baby, i'll be right over... but you are not who I'm complaining about. If it were you I would be saying ..... damn I'm too tired to type I get so much!

Muffin87

03-26-2007, 09:00 PM

Why? because you have had a postal worker deliver his "mail" to you recently! Once you got his "package" you would make it a priority to "lick that stamp" and ship yourself "express"
I do love my mail delivery! I wonder how much to ship myself your way....

romanceman71

03-27-2007, 04:14 AM

married,bored and sexless.

ditto here

PlayfulMale69

03-27-2007, 04:27 AM

married,bored and sexless.

Hiya Pebbles, I never thought I would have this much trouble getting sex once I was married. It is odd that there are so many couples that one wants sex and the other can live without it (or at least live without it with their partner).

romanceman71

03-27-2007, 04:30 AM

Hiya Pebbles, I never thought I would have this much trouble getting sex once I was married. It is odd that there are so many couples that one wants sex and the other can live without it (or at least live without it with their partner).

I believe marriage changes the outlook on sex and not to mention when the children come.... Most nights a child is sleeping between the wife and I

spare_change

03-27-2007, 04:33 AM

married,bored and sexless.

I can help you with two of these !!

No, I'm not a divorce lawyer!)

OICurready4me

03-28-2007, 06:46 AM

I do love my mail delivery! I wonder how much to ship myself your way....

What I think you need to do is come over here and sit on my postal "scale". After some careful weighing, I should be able to tell how much "postage" must be given to you so that you can end up on my doorstep.

Muffin87

03-28-2007, 10:18 AM

What I think you need to do is come over here and sit on my postal "scale". After some careful weighing, I should be able to tell how much "postage" must be given to you so that you can end up on my doorstep.
Hope I don't break your scale! :)

thickitalian

03-28-2007, 10:20 AM

Hope I don't break your scale! :)

Careful Muffin...OIC's a great guy but you know about those postal workers...

Just kidding...:lmao

Muffin87

03-28-2007, 10:23 AM

Careful Muffin...OIC's a great guy but you know about those postal workers...

Just kidding...:lmao
Yeah, I do know how those postal workers are...daring and very dangerous, yet so friendly and approachable. That's why I'm so attracted to them! Well, that and the big packages they deliver all of the time...

thickitalian

03-28-2007, 10:25 AM

spare_change

03-28-2007, 12:50 PM

Yeah, I do know how those postal workers are...daring and very dangerous, yet so friendly and approachable. That's why I'm so attracted to them! Well, that and the big packages they deliver all of the time...

You know, Muffin, you are so right. Every time I see a postal worker, i can't help but think that there goes a daring and dangerous guy. I mean, any guy that pushes around that cart, or drives that wild ride, is a man to be feared. Heck, I've been known to cross the street to avoid that black sock wearing, bermuda short wearing, hunk of dangerous masculinity! And, heaven forbid, if I have to go into their den and actually try to communicate with them. Do you realize just how intimidating those rubber stamps are? Makes me tremble, that's for sure.

Muffin87

03-30-2007, 12:05 AM

You know, Muffin, you are so right. Every time I see a postal worker, i can't help but think that there goes a daring and dangerous guy. I mean, any guy that pushes around that cart, or drives that wild ride, is a man to be feared. Heck, I've been known to cross the street to avoid that black sock wearing, bermuda short wearing, hunk of dangerous masculinity! And, heaven forbid, if I have to go into their den and actually try to communicate with them. Do you realize just how intimidating those rubber stamps are? Makes me tremble, that's for sure.
Say what you will, but I'll let 'em put male...er...mail in my box anytime!!

OICurready4me

03-30-2007, 05:46 AM

Muffin87

03-30-2007, 08:51 AM

(knock, knock, knock) Is the lady of the house there? I have a package for you?
(approaching door wearing black merry widow and high heels - the usual attire for accepting postal deliveries) Why yes! And I've been expecting you with that large package?! (grabs him by the collar of that blue shirt and yanks him into the house, popping off a few buttons, and slamming the door with a high heel)

OICurready4me

03-30-2007, 10:05 AM

(approaching door wearing black merry widow and high heels - the usual attire for accepting postal deliveries) Why yes! And I've been expecting you with that large package?! (grabs him by the collar of that blue shirt and yanks him into the house, popping off a few buttons, and slamming the door with a high heel)

(huffing and puffing, drenched in sweat and absolutely worn out) Wow, lady, all this over a delivery of coffee from Gevalia! I can't wait to come back tomorrow and deliver some summer sausage to you from Swiss Colony!

Muffin87

03-31-2007, 12:36 AM

(huffing and puffing, drenched in sweat and absolutely worn out) Wow, lady, all this over a delivery of coffee from Gevalia! I can't wait to come back tomorrow and deliver some summer sausage to you from Swiss Colony!
Sir, I hate to tell you this, but I don't drink coffee...I think I see something else I'm interested in though.....