next door

[oh2be50]

is it o kay to flirt with your next door neighbor? shes hot if so how do i safely start off?

[Rainmaker]

is it o kay to flirt with your next door neighbor? shes hot if so how do i safely start off?


before i moved here -yrs ago-i use to flash my neighbor to win at chess on the computer-he could see my room from his-maybe thats a way u could start-lol goodluck:55

[Sexylady06]

I use to flirt with my neighbor while I was in college. I wouldn't do it now because I am married and it might lead to other things. It would be too easy to start something else.



is it o kay to flirt with your next door neighbor? shes hot if so how do i safely start off?

[KIRA187]

is it o kay to flirt with your next door neighbor? shes hot if so how do i safely start off?

Just start having conversations and see where they go...;)

[Rainmaker]

Just start having conversations and see where they go...;)

on a serious note... i agree with KIRA.. find out what she likes and suprise her-see if she has a pc and tell her your id and play some games or something to break the ice

[Zifnab]

It is always a good start to say something catchy when you see her... like hi. ask how she is LIKE YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW! Friendly interest in her will help to make her fell comfortable with you. It is SO much easier to flirt with someone that likes you(and you get better results!)

[Barkiss]

I've always found the direct method to be quite successful. You know...something like...

"Hey!!! You want to screw??!!" - Only two answers to that question and no games being played.

[KIRA187]

before i moved here -yrs ago-i use to flash my neighbor to win at chess on the computer-he could see my room from his-maybe thats a way u could start-lol goodluck:55

I should have learned to play chess! ;)

[Sandy]

trying getting to know her, you know hi, how are u ?


that kind of thing, show her interest, and see what happens.

[Sunfiresix]

is it o kay to flirt with your next door neighbor? shes hot if so how do i safely start off?

I did that, it could have been disasterous, I flirted with cute girl next door when I was 22 and married to first wife. The girl was single and sucked it right up, we did meet out one night but I told her I just couldn't do it. I got divorced anyway 5 yrs later, this girl was still around and had nothing to do with breakup. Then we got together, it was just a fling though.

[Wet Beaver]

I've always found the direct method to be quite successful. You know...something like...

"Hey!!! You want to screw??!!" - Only two answers to that question and no games being played.



are ya going to screw up again??

[SirFox]

I've always found the direct method to be quite successful. You know...something like...

"Hey!!! You want to screw??!!" - Only two answers to that question and no games being played.

I have found that the direct approach is very appropriate if you go at it "gorilla style", or, "Schwazenegger style" like Terminator. Each guy has his own ways and each woman has her way of being charmed and seduced.

Again different music for different folks.

I still believe that chicks prefer some seduction, some flirting, some words concerning their charm(s) and beauty, and that mixed with a stiff Bailey Irish Cream, and a nice candle lighted dinner leads to much more positive results.

[sailorbob]

hi and yes

[Sunfiresix]

I thought that was you--your pretty slik Bob

[sailorbob]

are ya going to screw up again??:blowjob:

[Sunfiresix]

Bob I hope not.

[sailorbob]

well are there any girls who are bored

[Penny]

welcome bob :)

[Sandy]

hi sailorbob and welcome to our site. :wa:

[Barkiss]

I have found that the direct approach is very appropriate if you go at it "gorilla style", or, "Schwazenegger style" like Terminator. Each guy has his own ways and each woman has her way of being charmed and seduced.

Again different music for different folks.

I still believe that chicks prefer some seduction, some flirting, some words concerning their charm(s) and beauty, and that mixed with a stiff Bailey Irish Cream, and a nice candle lighted dinner leads to much more positive results.

FFox...surely you didn't think I was serious...however, with my recent drought I'm about willing to try anything...;)

[Cotties]

This is my secret weapon.:55


Get half an erection so it looks big in your pants without it looking hard. Pull down your zipper, walk out the house when you see her outside. You casually walk up and say hello. If she doesn't look straight away a gentle scratch of the ball sack will help her notice. She now has choices. 1. stare and lick her lips, 2. Turn bright red and get stiff nipples, 3. Tell you your fly is open=then you tell her thank you for looking and casually pull your penis out and ask her to touch it. 4. she may run-you run the opposite way.

good luck:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

Hell OHtobe50, you dont really want to be, time flies after that, welcome to this fantastic site, where everyone is friendly, insane, sexy, and funny, but sincere.

[quax999]

no worries, just flirt.:wa:

[Zifnab]

This is my secret weapon.:55


Get half an erection so it looks big in your pants without it looking hard. Pull down your zipper, walk out the house when you see her outside. You casually walk up and say hello. If she doesn't look straight away a gentle scratch of the ball sack will help her notice. She now has choices. 1. stare and lick her lips, 2. Turn bright red and get stiff nipples, 3. Tell you your fly is open=then you tell her thank you for looking and casually pull your penis out and ask her to touch it. 4. she may run-you run the opposite way.

good luck:wa:

Again I am amazed at the pure wisdom!!!

[rebelxug]

This is my secret weapon.:55


Get half an erection so it looks big in your pants without it looking hard. Pull down your zipper, walk out the house when you see her outside. You casually walk up and say hello. If she doesn't look straight away a gentle scratch of the ball sack will help her notice. She now has choices. 1. stare and lick her lips, 2. Turn bright red and get stiff nipples, 3. Tell you your fly is open=then you tell her thank you for looking and casually pull your penis out and ask her to touch it. 4. she may run-you run the opposite way.

good luck:wa:

That is going into the archives as one of the best things i have read in a long time. :55

[sweetgapeach]

This is my secret weapon.:55


Get half an erection so it looks big in your pants without it looking hard. Pull down your zipper, walk out the house when you see her outside. You casually walk up and say hello. If she doesn't look straight away a gentle scratch of the ball sack will help her notice. She now has choices. 1. stare and lick her lips, 2. Turn bright red and get stiff nipples, 3. Tell you your fly is open=then you tell her thank you for looking and casually pull your penis out and ask her to touch it. 4. she may run-you run the opposite way.

good luck:wa:



Her reaction will be , OMG His pants are undone and He is a weirdo lol
How's it worked for you Cotties ?

[Zifnab]

Her reaction will be , OMG His pants are undone and He is a weirdo lol


Nothing like savving time! let her know right up front

[Shiane]

This is my secret weapon.:55


Get half an erection so it looks big in your pants without it looking hard. Pull down your zipper, walk out the house when you see her outside. You casually walk up and say hello. If she doesn't look straight away a gentle scratch of the ball sack will help her notice. She now has choices. 1. stare and lick her lips, 2. Turn bright red and get stiff nipples, 3. Tell you your fly is open=then you tell her thank you for looking and casually pull your penis out and ask her to touch it. 4. she may run-you run the opposite way.

good luck:wa:

Laffs wow thats some imagination you have cotties but you forgot
#5 She thinks your pump up has a valve stuck and offers to call 911! :D

[sweetgapeach]

Laffs wow thats some imagination you have cotties but you forgot
#5 She thinks your pump up has a valve stuck and offers to call 911! :D


:lmao

[blanjas3]

love thy neighbor.....be careful......lol

[Cotties]

If Wet Beaver could only see through my ruggedly looks and see what you see. I could get her to travel halfway around the world just to sit on my face:55 Again I am amazed at the pure wisdom!!!

[Jy]

Personally, I wouldn't flirt too much with a next door neighbour. Too close for comfort if things don't work out.

[Cotties]

Have you ever told a man his fly is down and then he says thanks for noticing.

I have to say in a weird way it isn't a bad trick. Some women will never say anything. Its a good way to find out if shes shy or not. sad but true

Her reaction will be , OMG His pants are undone and He is a weirdo lol
How's it worked for you Cotties ?

[sweetgapeach]

Have you ever told a man his fly is down and then he says thanks for noticing.

I have to say in a weird way it isn't a bad trick. Some women will never say anything. Its a good way to find out if shes shy or not. sad but true


I am not shy and I still wouldnt say anything , point being , I dont know if He did it on purpose or not . lol

[Zifnab]

I am not shy and I still wouldnt say anything , point being , I dont know if He did it on purpose or not . lol
Its better than just plain laughing at the poor bugger

[Sandy]

lol that would be me, i would be rolling. :na

[Cotties]

Why do you find the penis amusing?lol that would be me, i would be rolling. :na

[Sandy]

its not the penis, its him walking around with his fly open i find funny.

[Cotties]

Last week I had a pair of pants at work die. My fly must have fallen down 20 times while teaching classes of 25 young women through out the day. Its hard not to thank a women for noticing. The lick of the lips and the throwing back of the hair after they told me was fantastic.:55
I'll be wearing that pair of pants again for sure its not the penis, its him walking around with his fly open i find funny.

[pastryman]

How about a guy about an 45mins away is that better Jazzy?:kk Personally, I wouldn't flirt too much with a next door neighbour. Too close for comfort if things don't work out.

[MCat]

How about a guy about an 45mins away is that better Jazzy?:kk

Wooo Hooo Jazzy, he's close.....I think ya better go shopping for some pastry;)

[MCat]

Laffs wow thats some imagination you have cotties but you forgot
#5 She thinks your pump up has a valve stuck and offers to call 911! :D

Oh my god, thats a very good comeback.:D

[pastryman]

I tell her that all the time....but thank you for reminding her

[SirFox]

How about a guy about an 45mins away is that better Jazzy?:kk

PASTYMAN: You have a sense of devotion. I will recommend you to the Better Business Bureau of the Province of Ontario for EXCELLENT and ABOVE THE call of duty! Service to the Clients? WOW....

When JAZZY gives the okay, you had better have YOUR CAKE ready to go and it must be fresh.

[pastryman]

They have all ready called me to ask me what secret is and I said service with a smile and its my duty to go beyond my call of duty to service my customers:55 PASTYMAN: You have a sense of devotion. I will recommend you to the Better Business Bureau of the Province of Ontario for EXCELLENT and ABOVE THE call of duty! Service to the Clients? WOW....

When JAZZY gives the okay, you had better have YOUR CAKE ready to go and it must be fresh.

[SirFox]

They have all ready called me to ask me what secret is and I said service with a smile and its my duty to go beyond my call of duty to service my customers:55

Now when you make HOUSE CALLS...what criteria do you use to measure YOUR service?

[Zifnab]

is it o kay to flirt with your next door neighbor? shes hot if so how do i safely start off?So what ever happened here? Where did this go?? DID YOU GET ANYWHERE????

Inquiring mids want to know.
An so do us perverted twisted demented ones!

[SirFox]

So what ever happened here? Where did this go?? DID YOU GET ANYWHERE????

Inquiring mids want to know.
An so do us perverted twisted demented ones!

ZIF: Wait.. speak for yourself, Man! You demented? You perverted? Let's see who is more more perverted and demented......Relax Buddy...

[Into_it@Denver]

the girl accross from always undresses in the morning with her blind up. I love it!

[SirFox]

the girl accross from always undresses in the morning with her blind up. I love it!

I am sure she is doing it for your eyes. Could we have a video please that you can place on MNF for us all to see... We would love to share with youuuu....

[Sunfiresix]

When I managed an apt complex a few years back I also did maintaince, you wouldn't believe how some of the women dress when you go repair something in thier apt. or are outside doing lawn maint and they stand in front of a window changing, I almost ran into buildings with the mowe sometimes.

[SirFox]

When I managed an apt complex a few years back I also did maintaince, you wouldn't believe how some of the women dress when you go repair something in thier apt. or are outside doing lawn maint and they stand in front of a window changing, I almost ran into buildings with the mowe sometimes.

How many mowers did you totally destroy? :D

[Sunfiresix]

Almost a couple--It was qute interesting.

[Into_it@Denver]

I love watching my girl next door, she is smokin hottt

[S.E]

I say hello.comment on the weather(I know Lame) and watch her reaction..

[SirFox]

What a fantasy of a lady next door...doing all those things to turn you on.....

It's like something that is forbidden....the lady next door knows that you want her...she does everything to turn you on teasing you...You can't really or shouldn't touch...but she makes you see her undressing or more....

WOW...the forbidden is sometimes more exciting than the real thing. :55

[Penny]

nice to see u back fox :kk

[SirFox]

nice to see u back fox :kk

Thanks PENNY.... I have bad news...

I will have to take a rain check on that invitation that you made me....in October. I am really sorry...we will have to plan for later if you can .... ;)