The Aussie in/out thread

[tiger50]

ehh am out guys, hittin tha fart sac.. nite... XXXXXXX:whee:

[Zifnab]

good night! and well earned rest!

[Sandy]

nite tiger. sweet dreams.

[tiger50]

kkk i'm back... er in that is

[Sandy]

welcome back tiger, did you have a nice rest ?

:wa:

[tiger50]

still tryin ta wake up.... lol

[tiger50]

am out guys, ya'll ave fun hear.... tha sandman iz ere..... tha bastard, was just warmin up ta ave sum fun...
aww bugger, nite all....:drink: :friday:

[Sandy]

nite tiger, sweet dreams.

[tiger50]

ohh shit guys am ere bur verrryyy pithed....

[tiger50]

:drink: :smdance: :cool: shit ere agin confessin ta bein pithed, played cricket, got my highest ever score...
celebrated with the guys,,,

Tiger iz out...

[Zifnab]

Congrats on the score!

[Norfolkdave]

In out shake it all about, you do the hokey cokey thats what is all about, hey the hokey cokey in out in out in out out out:lmao the dance ritial of the english

[tiger50]

nite guys, tiger iz nakkered, goin ta bed... cya soon.... XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[Norfolkdave]

Nite my friend sleep soundly and if that foot still hurts get it looked at

[tiger50]

nite all, the sandman iz ere... just knakkered from bein ere all bluddie day.... dont think i did anything else... lol butttt heyyy i'm not addicted... no way....

[Zifnab]

snore well!

[tiger50]

snore well!

mmm would prfer a good fart.. awwwwww yesssssssssssssssssssss ... shitt that burnt
nite all.... :55

[Zifnab]

mmm would prfer a good fart.. awwwwww yesssssssssssssssssssss ... shitt that burnt
nite all.... :55
Well I just sent you a REAL good one! that should help ya sleep! (maybe induce a coma)

[tiger50]

lol thanks zif... MATE.... lol
gotta go guys, the brain has turned ta mush.... nite my friends....

[Sandy]

good nite tiger, you sound like you need at least 10 hours of sleep, sweet dreams.

[tiger50]

thats it for me taday guys, ad a good day ere,,, bluddie good fun.....
nite dave. The banter has been good as usual mate.. nite..
tiger iz out.....:wa: :whee: :55

[Norfolkdave]

Goodnight my friend, sleep tight, yes its been brilliant and thankyou, I will catch you tomorrow Goodnight

[Sandy]

sweet dreams tiger, we'll talk later. :wa:

[tiger50]

nite all, this tiger iz shagged.... cya sooon.... :D

[ravinghussy]

nite all, this tiger iz shagged.... cya sooon.... :D

good nite xxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Sandy]

awwwwwwwwww nite tiger.

[tiger50]

sorry guys wud love to hang wif u all a bit longer, but tha sack iz callin, will get tha microwave bed perfected soon, so we can get 8hrs sleep in 4 minutes... gettin there.. nite all..... :wa:

[Sandy]

sweet dreams tiger, we'll chat later. :wa:

[tiger50]

sweet dreams tiger, we'll chat later. :wa:

kk hey u wanna buy sum shares in tha microwave bed invention....... :D

[Sandy]

lol thanks, but no thanks honey. :wa: :D

[Jy]

Good night Tiger. Glad I caught you before you left.:kk

[Norfolkdave]

sorry guys wud love to hang wif u all a bit longer, but tha sack iz callin, will get tha microwave bed perfected soon, so we can get 8hrs sleep in 4 minutes... gettin there.. nite all..... :wa:

"Goodnight my old mucka goodnight":wa:

[tiger50]

nite all , shagged agin , been doin tax all farkin day.... well nearly.... cya all....

[Zifnab]

Get some sleep, you need it!:D

[tiger50]

yep am gorn,, sorri i missed ya mate, shit appens..lol... nite....

[tiger50]

gotta go guys, ave a shower and go for a drink with a mate... ...nite, cya tomorrow.... :wa: :wa:

[Jy]

Good night honey. Have one for me.

[Cotties]

I played A.F.L on the weekend Tiger. we lost 130 to 40.. I had a near heart attack...ended up with a popping jaw bone, sprained wrist and a cracked rib or something is wrong in that general area.. it wasn't too hot..maybe 37degrees in the shade..

:drink: :smdance: :cool: shit ere agin confessin ta bein pithed, played cricket, got my highest ever score...

celebrated with the guys,,,

Tiger iz out...

[tiger50]

I played A.F.L on the weekend Tiger. we lost 130 to 40.. I had a near heart attack...ended up with a popping jaw bone, sprained wrist and a cracked rib or something is wrong in that general area.. it wasn't too hot..maybe 37degrees in the shade..

lol did u play for ur team or the opposition..... fark playin in that heat.... give beer...:lmao :lmao

[tiger50]

rite thats it, am bein pikked on... am pakkin up me bat an ball an goin ome.... before cotties catches me....lol....

[Sandy]

nite tiger, you know we love picking on you. :na :D

[Cotties]

Two days in a row you have been a big poof. Whats wrong Tiger. Are you actually taking what these girls have to say to heart:sc ..don't be a siily boy Tiger. You do that and they'll leave ya with nothing and try and update ya with an better model.rite thats it, am bein pikked on... am pakkin up me bat an ball an goin ome.... before cotties catches me....lol....

[tiger50]

Two days in a row you have been a big poof. Whats wrong Tiger. Are you actually taking what these girls have to say to heart:sc ..don't be a siily boy Tiger. You do that and they'll leave ya with nothing and try and update ya with an better model.

poof???? farkin poof????? :nu :nu dey still lookin fa the pieces of tha last wanker oo called me a poof :lmao ..... scared of the girls,,, shittt yeh,
ad been in melb 2 days werkin mate..... left for the bluddie 2 hour drive home..... so there, appy now????? :spbx: :lmao

[tiger50]

gotta go, tha hydrocoptic marzaelvanes ave fallen orf tha wennellsprockets an caused tha phase detractor to remiss... over an out... :whee:

[tiger50]

nite all, heyyy no avvin fun wiffout me .... goin ta bed, anyone wannu cum??? fark off guys, talkin ta ladies ere...lol...

[Zifnab]

nite all, heyyy no avvin fun wiffout me .... goin ta bed, anyone wannu cum??? fark off guys, talkin ta ladies ere...lol...Good night wanker!

[Cotties]

nighti night wankernite all, heyyy no avvin fun wiffout me .... goin ta bed, anyone wannu cum??? fark off guys, talkin ta ladies ere...lol...

[Norfolkdave]

nite all, heyyy no avvin fun wiffout me .... goin ta bed, anyone wannu cum??? fark off guys, talkin ta ladies ere...lol...

I had fun with a little cheeky australian girl last night didnt we zif...heh heh heh pleasant dreams my friend:D

[Sandy]

nite tiger. :wa:

[tiger50]

I'm in, lol bak ta give everyone tha shits....:55 :whee: :D

[Cotties]

Hows the runaway champ going..what time you got there Tiger

5.15 or 6.15

I'm in, lol bak ta give everyone tha shits....:55 :whee: :D

[tiger50]

Hows the runaway champ going..what time you got there Tiger

5.15 or 6.15

mm 6:15 mate, ferget the runaway, lol, i'm gunna escape tha cage fa sure now...yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss:whee: :D

[Norfolkdave]

A hungry Kakadu crocodile was waiting on a bank of a river for a boatload of plump American tourists. Days passed, no tourists. Finally an Aborigine came down to the river to spear barramundi, and although he was pretty skinny, the crocodile decided that he’d be better than nothing. So he lunged at him, grabbed his feet and began to gulp him down, bit by bit. Whereupon the long-awaited boat of American tourists came into view. One of them spied the head sticking out of the croc and said, “Look! Look!”

Another tourist, a woman, said, “I thought they said Aborigines were poor. Well, there’s one with a Lacoste sleeping bag.”

[tiger50]

A hungry Kakadu crocodile was waiting on a bank of a river for a boatload of plump American tourists. Days passed, no tourists. Finally an Aborigine came down to the river to spear barramundi, and although he was pretty skinny, the crocodile decided that he’d be better than nothing. So he lunged at him, grabbed his feet and began to gulp him down, bit by bit. Whereupon the long-awaited boat of American tourists came into view. One of them spied the head sticking out of the croc and said, “Look! Look!”

Another tourist, a woman, said, “I thought they said Aborigines were poor. Well, there’s one with a Lacoste sleeping bag.”

lol :lmao :lmao avent heard that one mate. cool......

[Norfolkdave]

The Beer Prayer

Our Lager
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk ( I will be drunk )
At home as if in tavern
Give us this day our foamy head
And forgive us our spillage's
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not to incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer, the bitter, the lager
For ever and ever....

Barmen

[tiger50]

hahahhahaha yep, the ultimate prayer....

[Norfolkdave]

An Englishman goes to Australia with his wife; they stay in a 5 star hotel and hire a Limo for the day. While driving along the road, his wife asks,
"Look! What is that man doing with that kangaroo?"
The man replies, "My God! Don't look, it's disgusting!"
Further down the road the wife says, "Look, another one!" and the husband says,
"Disgusting! I shall report this when we get back to the hotel."
They arrive back at the hotel only to find a man with one wooden leg having a wank on the steps of the hotel. The husband charges in and says to the manager,
"Look, we come here in good faith, to stay in your 5 star hotel and what happens? We are driving down the road and we come across a drover in copulation with a kangaroo. Further on, more recurrences of the same thing. Then we get back here only to find a man with one wooden leg, masturbating on your front steps. Well, what do you have to say about that?"
The manager says, 'S'truth mate, you expect a man with one wooden leg to catch his own kangaroo?"

[tiger50]

lol awww fark, hey mate post these in tha aussie joke thread, they mit get lost erre.... check tha last one 1st.....:D

[Norfolkdave]

Yes my friend I see Tiger said it Ok I,lldelete it

[tiger50]

Yes my friend I see Tiger said it Ok I,lldelete it

its all good mate, u dont avta delete it.... :D

[Sandy]

w.b. get the cage ready, he's baacckkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :na

[tiger50]

w.b. get the cage ready, he's baacckkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :na

bugger orf u lot, am gunna call tha ppc.... :D

[Sandy]

hey i'm your protector remember ? i'm putting you in protective custody. :D :na

[tiger50]

hey i'm your protector remember ? i'm putting you in protective custody. :D :na

ang on, wats tha bluddie charge, i ave rites ya know..... :(

[tiger50]

under tha ppc charter.... read paragraf 13 section 4 rool 6..

[tiger50]

bugger noddy time agin nite ta all who are lurkin..... i seem ta ava horizontal desire...... niteeee.......

[Sandy]

nit tiger, try not to dream about the cage. :D :na

[Zpanther]

Damn Tiger. I think they've just about got ya. Don't kid yourself. Those PPC girls are just another ruse. They're all genuine card carrying TWAT members. Well good luck to ya. The rest of the outlaws would like to help ya ............ well, actaully no we wouldn't. You're on your own bud. Bein' in Beaver's cage isn't all bad anyway. She likes to keep her men in shape so they can better perform what her devious imagination might cum up with.

[tiger50]

nite all tha sandman iz ere.... gotta go, cya all soon.... :55

[Zifnab]

nite all tha sandman iz ere.... gotta go, cya all soon.... :55have a good sleep, you need it!

[tiger50]

nite all have a little day tamorra, catchya then... over an out.... but its been fun.... :D

[Sandy]

sweet dreams tiger.

[tiger50]

lol , goin ta zoozzzz land ta count electric sheep.... nite..............

[Zifnab]

lol , goin ta zoozzzz land ta count electric sheep.... nite..............have a good one mate! see you in the morning!

[tiger50]

time fa this aussie ta pissorf ta bad, nite guys.... :55

[Sandy]

nite tiger sweet dreams. :wa:

[Norfolkdave]

Goodnight my friend its been nice bantering with you, might see you tomorrow I,ll see if not go get them ladies

[tiger50]

Goodnight my friend its been nice bantering with you, might see you tomorrow I,ll see if not go get them ladies

kk mate, over an out.... :D

[tiger50]

it is wif extreme sadness that i must inform thee that i must thou depart..coz

an knakkered an tha fart sack bekkons....

[Zifnab]

it is wif extreme sadness that i must inform thee that i must thou depart..coz

an knakkered an tha fart sack bekkons....umm dude? that doesn't even translate into any language spoken on earth in the last like, 500 years,ok??

[tiger50]

umm dude? that doesn't even translate into any language spoken on earth in the last like, 500 years,ok??

shit mate thought u ad oz lessons... :lmao

[Zifnab]

shit mate thought u ad oz lessons... :lmaothey have not started yet, all the capable teachers are living over seas!

[tiger50]

they have not started yet, all the capable teachers are living over seas!

wat??? u talkin bout cotties .. sheeezzz... :whee:

[Zifnab]

wat??? u talkin bout cotties .. sheeezzz... :whee:I said capable.....

[tiger50]

I said capable.....

lol i'm tellin cotties on u... :lmao

[tiger50]

gorn, nite ya wankers.... :whee:

[Zifnab]

yeah right! if you are REALLY leaving then good night!:D

[Sandy]

nite tiger

[tiger50]

hi guys/bye guys, just got bak from cricket, annuvver glorious thumpin...lol...goin out wif the guys ta celebrate, that was the last game.... there iz gunn be bullshit tanite.. u think of fishin stories lol, lol cricketers are werse... cya all soon.... :wa:

[Norfolkdave]

hi guys/bye guys, just got bak from cricket, annuvver glorious thumpin...lol...goin out wif the guys ta celebrate, that was the last game.... there iz gunn be bullshit tanite.. u think of fishin stories lol, lol cricketers are werse... cya all soon.... :wa:

All balls then my old mate, all hard red balls:D

[tiger50]

nite guys, arfta 2 am ere.... gotta go, cya soon....:wa:

[tiger50]

nite tiger sweet dreams. :wa:

lol yeh no prob sandy, will put a sugar cube in me undies...:lmao

[Sandy]

nite tiger. :wa:

[tiger50]

am out guys, time fa noddy land..... :D

[Zifnab]

take it how erver you can get it!:wa:

[tiger50]

take it how erver you can get it!:wa:

erver?? now wat sorta fukkin werd is that???? :lmao

[Zifnab]

erver?? now wat sorta fukkin werd is that???? :lmaospelled wrong so you can understand it!

[tiger50]

spelled wrong so you can understand it!

tha accent iz all wrong... fark... am outa ere cya guys..... :)

[Zifnab]

tha accent iz all wrong... fark... am outa ere cya guys..... :)again????:lmao fark iz ee ever gonna leave?

[tiger50]

over an out guys, goin ta fight the bluddie games traffic , c if i can get ome within 8 hours... :(

[Zifnab]

have a good one and drive it like you stole it!:wa:

[Cotties]

see ya later handsome


what games Tiger?
over an out guys, goin ta fight the bluddie games traffic , c if i can get ome within 8 hours... :(

[Zifnab]

see ya later handsome


what games Tiger?the commonwealth games started today in Melbourne

[Cotties]

What event is Tiger in?the commonwealth games started today in Melbourne

[Jy]

Good night Tiger. Always a pleasure seeing you here, hun.

[spare_change]

What event is Tiger in?

Tiger is the favorite in the roo pellet tossing event, but is seen as an outside chance at medalling in the 'ugliest ass' contest.

[tiger50]

Tiger is the favorite in the roo pellet tossing event, but is seen as an outside chance at medalling in the 'ugliest ass' contest.

:nu :nu am in tha roo chariot racin ya wanker..... :D

[tiger50]

nite guys, noddy iz standin at tha door.....:wa:

[Zifnab]

all ready? wanker!:wa:

[tiger50]

hey guys gotta go, tha eyes are droopin... so are uvver fings..... nite

hey dave , good ta ave ya bak.... keep em honest while i saw loga mate... :wa:

[tiger50]

hey guys gotta go, tha eyes are droopin... so are uvver fings..... nite

hey dave , good ta ave ya bak.... keep em honest while i saw loga mate... :wa:

shit got sidetraked by a sexy lady... nite all... :)

[Jy]

Good night sweetie. See you soon!:kk shit got sidetraked by a sexy lady... nite all... :)

[Zifnab]

shit got sidetraked by a sexy lady... nite all... :)dam, missed again!

[tiger50]

Gotta go guys... have ta get tha kid to his cricket presentation nite....

bee good cotties..... :55

[Sandy]

bye guys gotta take mark to work, be back in a bit. :wa:

[tiger50]

gunna avta go guys things ave got scary er.. thea winds pikin up...

tha wind blew on tha dunny door one nite... (phewwwwwwww), tha niteman took a fit,, the wind blew out tha candles, an tha man............







fell in tha shit....

[Sandy]

bye tiger. :wa:

[tiger50]

awww bugga, gotta go...its wif seet sadness

awww shittt who stuk the pin in me arse???? zif??? sandy??? farrrkk .,.. :) :wa:

[tiger50]

ovvana out hic, cya,,,

[Zifnab]

ovvana out hic, cya,,,bugger out wanker..... will argue later! I mean will talk to you later!!:wa:

[pursuing-perfection]

good am!!!! tgif!!!!! and hello to evea one out there!
hope all is well!im gettin the hang of this slowly but surely!=)

[pursuing-perfection]

[QUOTE]any one seen my horse?..WAIT!i mean my cowboy..

[Trev]

[QUOTE]any one seen my horse?..WAIT!i mean my cowboy..

I think zif went to his lab. :D

[pursuing-perfection]

bleh!

[Zifnab]

bleh!lol story of me life!!

[tiger50]

Alas sweet children, it is with bitter sweetness that i must now depart your company, if i depart this world during the night.. it will be with a smile, remembering your sweet comments.. goodnight and god bless you all... :wa:

[Jy]

Good night Tiger. Sweet dreams, sweet thing.:kk

[Zifnab]

Alas sweet children, it is with bitter sweetness that i must now depart your company, if i depart this world during the night.. it will be with a smile, remembering your sweet comments.. goodnight and god bless you all... :wa:and too you may the night be soft and gentle, and may the morning find you rested and refreshed

[Norfolkdave]

Oh what bullshit I hear from you reverand!!!!

[tiger50]

alas, once more i must depart, the call of duty beckons.. i must away.. goodbye for now..:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

alas, once more i must depart, the call of duty beckons.. i must away.. goodbye for now..:wa:

Be safe becareful:wa:

[tiger50]

umm guys da matches proppin tha eyelids open ave snapped... gotta go, fuk ope i dont trip ove rtha bluddie cat.. cya.... :wa: :whee: :lmao :) :shp: :eek:

[tiger50]

ad ta tell ya this before i go.... true story

drivin ome tanight, listenin ta radio.. commonwealth games commentary...
weightlifting, females...
u know bout snatch an jerk?????
well this woman had just broken tha record... the commentator says, she has it, she has a new snatch.... and stopped.... he meant a new snatch record... fukk i nearly drove up a bluddie pole.... :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Zifnab]

ad ta tell ya this before i go.... true story

drivin ome tanight, listenin ta radio.. commonwealth games commentary...
weightlifting, females...
u know bout snatch an jerk?????
well this woman had just broken tha record... the commentator says, she has it, she has a new snatch.... and stopped.... he meant a new snatch record... fukk i nearly drove up a bluddie pole.... :lmao :lmao :lmaothat would have been a good one to have recorded!

[tiger50]

that would have been a good one to have recorded!

lol yeh shittt it was priceless.... :D

[Zifnab]

lol yeh shittt it was priceless.... :Dy haven't you left yet???

[tiger50]

y haven't you left yet???

mate were not farkin married, dont fukkin start tellin me wat to bluddie do... or ya knakkers get fed to tha fukkin gollopada gollopada machine... if anyone can find tha bastards... :nu :nu :nu :nu :nu :nu :nu

[Zifnab]

mate were not farkin married, dont fukkin start tellin me wat to bluddie do... or ya knakkers get fed to tha fukkin gollopada gollopada machine... if anyone can find tha bastards... :nu :nu :nu :nu :nu :nu :nu I was just asking Sandy SHEESH!!! touchy today...must be that time of the month huh?

[tiger50]

I was just asking Sandy SHEESH!!! touchy today...must be that time of the month huh?

warning warning will robinson nevva fuk wif an aussie.. :nu

[Norfolkdave]

Oh dear you two darlings upsetting Sandy, tut tut tut

[tiger50]

thats it am gorn, remember everyone gives us pleasure, sum as the cum, am uvvers as the go.... goodbye an bugger me.... :55

[Norfolkdave]

Goodnight darling, I dont wish to bugger you, that would be one hell of a problem...heh heh heh

[tiger50]

10/4 guys, tha fukkin besd az cum ta wheel me away... cya... :55

[Zifnab]

good night then wanker

[tiger50]

good night then wanker

kk cya fizzgig... :55

[Sandy]

nite tiger, sweet dreams:wa:

[tiger50]

kk ya buggers, know ur all out ta get me... sandy will save me, am goin ta bed in me widdle cell.... bye an buga me....

[Sandy]

sweet dreams tiger.

[tiger50]

umm time ta go.. oit is wif sweet tidings... aww fark nevva mind that shittt am goin ta bed.... anyone cummin????? :whee:

[Sandy]

nite tiger, sweet dreams.

[tiger50]

nite tiger, sweet dreams.

thatz it.. am gorn.. just find the farkin key will ya???? :D :wa:

[tiger50]

hafta go guys, get sum jobs dun around here..... catcha all later.... ava good time, but not at my expense..... :D :whee: :shp: :eek: :lh

[Zifnab]

hafta go guys, get sum jobs dun around here..... catcha all later.... ava good time, but not at my expense..... :D :whee: :shp: :eek: :lh

just watch the points on your way back in wanker!!:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

just watch the points on your way back in wanker!!:wa:

" Hello handcranker" what do points make!!!!!!:lmao

[tiger50]

goin ta bed guys,, av ad enuff.... opefully tomorra will b betta... nite... :kk

[Sandy]

sweet dreams tiger.

[tiger50]

Tha time az cum (noo not me, tha time)..... ave ta pretend ta be the russians brother


his name was zaranoff, the brother was pissenoff... goin ta dream bout stuff... lol..:D :whee:

[Sandy]

sweet dreams tiger. :wa:

[tiger50]

sweet dreams tiger. :wa:

thanks sandy, thats it gotta go... :55 :D

[Norfolkdave]

Goodnight my old mate sleep tight

[tiger50]

am out fa a bit guys, gotta go do sum werk.... b bak a bit later

[tiger50]

rite thats it guys, ave been told ta go ta bed by the missus... an i didnt even know we were married.. shittt.... u arseoles ave robbed me of 4 hours sleep... an i want it bak... :nu

[Norfolkdave]

Goodnight my friend thankyou for today sleep tight.

[Zifnab]

rite thats it guys, ave been told ta go ta bed by the missus... an i didnt even know we were married.. shittt.... u arseoles ave robbed me of 4 hours sleep... an i want it bak... :nucome and find me if you want it back....wanker

[tiger50]

this wanker miz ovz an out... am hangin..... fa bed.. cum join me.. help me snore , fart an uvva stuff... :lmao :lmao

[tiger50]

ave gorn, get over it... :55

[Norfolkdave]

See you sometime over the weekend my old mate and if you see cotties tell him I have greased the safety catch...LOL

[Zifnab]

go on then and leave so we can rep you behind your back!!! to the cage you go!!!

[Norfolkdave]

go on then and leave so we can rep you behind your back!!! to the cage you go!!!

I think it will be you my little friend heh heh heh

[tiger50]

this aussie iz out reel soon...ad enuf of u wankers kikkin me arse... takin me bat an ball an goin ta bed.... :D :lmao

[Sandy]

nite tiger.

[Norfolkdave]

this aussie iz out reel soon...ad enuf of u wankers kikkin me arse... takin me bat an ball an goin ta bed.... :D :lmao

Watch the runs:D

[tiger50]

tha sandman iz closin in.... wont b long...

the moon .. shone on the dunny door one nite, the nightman took a fit
the wind blew out tha candle *phewwwwwwwwwwww* and tha man





fell in tha shit..

[Sandy]

lol nite tiger, sweet dreams. :D

[tiger50]

lol nite tiger, sweet dreams. :D

nite sandy, ur a good friend, appreciate that... catch ya tamorra.. :kk

[Sandy]

awe i love you to tiger. :kk














nite sandy, ur a good friend, appreciate that... catch ya tamorra.. :kk

[Wet Beaver]

night tiger.....remember we want to see ya in clean panties tomorrow.....

[tiger50]

nite guys , avta b at it agin in 5 hours.... gotta go,

i leaves youse all wif sweet...umm enuf a that shit... am goin.... lol.... :wa:

[Norfolkdave]

nite guys , avta b at it agin in 5 hours.... gotta go,

i leaves youse all wif sweet...umm enuf a that shit... am goin.... lol.... :wa:

Sleep well, be safe be careful if not purchase another pram...night night:wa:

[tiger50]

gotta go, just cant do this shit anymore.... goin.. gorn....

[Sandy]

sweet dreams my friend, you've earned them. :wa: :kk

[tiger50]

gidday an gbye guys, been er fa hours, ya bored me shitless so i went ta sleep in tha chair..lol... j kiddin..lol.. only ad bout 4 hrs sleep in tha last 2 days...so am goin fa a big one.... dont wake me before 10 am... bye an bugger me... :whee:

[Wet Beaver]

night tiger.....you get some sleep.....

[Cotties]

See you guys soon. I'm not sure when that is but I know its soon.

work is over

[Norfolkdave]

See you guys soon. I'm not sure when that is but I know its soon.

work is over

When you come back ask the Law what sentace you get for firstly " defination of character" then murder.:D

[Cotties]

I think he's a nice guy Dave. Just give him a chance. I don't know whats on his computer{police files}When you come back ask the Law what sentace you get for firstly " defination of character" then murder.:D

[tiger50]

lol wankers... goin fa dinner... catchya all later... :wa:

[Norfolkdave]

I think he's a nice guy Dave. Just give him a chance. I don't know whats on his computer{police files}

Just for you!
Britain's answer to the FBI is being officially launched later by Norfolk Dave.


The Serious Organised Crime Agency (SOCA) will focus on drugs gangs, human trafficking, major fraud and counterfeiting.


It will employ 4,000-plus staff, some of whom are former spies, and have an annual budget of £400 million. The agency has been operating as a shadow body for a year.


NorfolkDave and Home Secretary Charles Clarke will launch the agency at Walsingham where they will hear about progress already made by the new non-police body.


MI5 and MI6 have provided some of the staff for Soca, which is chaired by former MI5 chief . Staff will complete a training course and be designated with police powers, including the power of arrest.


Apart from about 400 backroom staff, half the workforce will be criminal investigators. The other half will focus on analysis and intelligence.:lmao

[Cotties]

Does this make you a 00something?


I really gotta go.. The Laws giving me a lift home...
Just for you!
Britain's answer to the FBI is being officially launched later by Norfolk Dave.


The Serious Organised Crime Agency (SOCA) will focus on drugs gangs, human trafficking, major fraud and counterfeiting.


It will employ 4,000-plus staff, some of whom are former spies, and have an annual budget of £400 million. The agency has been operating as a shadow body for a year.


NorfolkDave and Home Secretary Charles Clarke will launch the agency at Walsingham where they will hear about progress already made by the new non-police body.


MI5 and MI6 have provided some of the staff for Soca, which is chaired by former MI5 chief . Staff will complete a training course and be designated with police powers, including the power of arrest.


Apart from about 400 backroom staff, half the workforce will be criminal investigators. The other half will focus on analysis and intelligence.:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Heh heh heh 00 got a ring, just like my telephone number,

[tiger50]

Just for you!
Britain's answer to the FBI is being officially launched later by Norfolk Dave.


The Serious Organised Crime Agency (SOCA) will focus on drugs gangs, human trafficking, major fraud and counterfeiting.


It will employ 4,000-plus staff, some of whom are former spies, and have an annual budget of £400 million. The agency has been operating as a shadow body for a year.


NorfolkDave and Home Secretary Charles Clarke will launch the agency at Walsingham where they will hear about progress already made by the new non-police body.


MI5 and MI6 have provided some of the staff for Soca, which is chaired by former MI5 chief . Staff will complete a training course and be designated with police powers, including the power of arrest.


Apart from about 400 backroom staff, half the workforce will be criminal investigators. The other half will focus on analysis and intelligence.:lmao

Intelligence in england?? WTF... :lmao :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Thought that make you laugh, my brain at some time in its operation does give out some intelligent reports

[tiger50]

Thought that make you laugh, my brain at some time in its operation does give out some intelligent reports

mmm so u are 00wanker ??? :D

[Norfolkdave]

mmm so u are 00wanker ??? :D

Yes its "Oh Oh" not O O:lmao

[tiger50]

Yes its "Oh Oh" not O O:lmao

lol yeh uh oh fukked it agin...:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

lol yeh uh oh fukked it agin...:lmao

Oh dear age related catching you up, heh heh heh

[tiger50]

Oh dear age related catching you up, heh heh heh

lol even next doors snail can catch me now.... :whee:

[Norfolkdave]

lol even next doors snail can catch me now.... :whee:

Then we will win at cricket:wa: :D

[tiger50]

Then we will win at cricket:wa: :D

nope.. :nu

[Norfolkdave]

nope.. :nu

Yep no problem, even if we were to tie one leg behind our bums we will beat you
"ENGLAND.....ENGLAND.....ENGLAND.....ENGLAND,,( Australia toilet paper):lmao

[tiger50]

Yep no problem, even if we were to tie one leg behind our bums we will beat you
"ENGLAND.....ENGLAND.....ENGLAND.....ENGLAND,,( Australia toilet paper):lmao

lol ya gorn ta sleep an dreamin mate..... :lmao

[tiger50]

nite all, tigers lost by 11, ave craked tha shitz , am goin ta bed... lol... cya all... :wa:

[Sandy]

nite tiger sweet dreams. :wa:

[Norfolkdave]

nite all, tigers lost by 11, ave craked tha shitz , am goin ta bed... lol... cya all... :wa:

LOST...there you go then, easy meat for cricketLOL:lmao

[tiger50]

seems i am tha only one left... kk its cool

nite tiger..
no worries mate sleep well
ah well i'll try
no snorin or fartin
nah ,now wud i do that?????
just chekkin....
its cool am goin ta dream bout sheep
hey tig, u think androids dream of electric sheep????
ummm dunno mate... dont ave an android...
kk now get ya arse inta the fart sack or i'll kik ya fukkin arse...
yeh yeh shitt i;m goin.. bluddie ell. ya prick..

NITE....

[Sandy]

sweet dreams tiger. :kk

[tiger50]

sweet dreams tiger. :kk

lol goin.. nite babe... :)

[Norfolkdave]

Hey tiger thats the first instance of senile dementure talking to ones self, where do you want the white coat hung.

[tiger50]

Hey tiger thats the first instance of senile dementure talking to ones self, where do you want the white coat hung.

wud b good if i cud ang it on me dick..lol


the time az cum, unfortunately i avent, its got late gotta go guys... noddy iz callin... niteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :wa:

[Norfolkdave]

ok friend my eyes are closing im getting tired too night night

[tiger50]

nite mate, good ta catch up agin...

[tiger50]

gotta go guys , will dream of electric sheep.... nite.... :wa:

[Cotties]

Go to bed you slack bastard. Whats the wife think with you singing Queen songs at 2 in the morning.. we all miss Freddy but thats no reason to dwell....we are the champions.................of the world

[Norfolkdave]

Go to bed you slack bastard. Whats the wife think with you singing Queen songs at 2 in the morning.. we all miss Freddy but thats no reason to dwell....we are the champions.................of the world

You Wish( we are the champions.................of the world))))):lmao :lmao

[Cotties]

I can just vision Tiger singing pissed in the middle of the night with his headphones on.:D You Wish( we are the champions.................of the world))))):lmao :lmao

[tiger50]

kk thats it, this little black duck fukka ia goin ta bed.. nite guys...... :wa:

[Norfolkdave]

kk thats it, this little black duck fukka ia goin ta bed.. nite guys...... :wa:

Good night quacka have a great nights sleep :wa:

[tiger50]

Good night quacka have a great nights sleep :wa:

quack quak..got any bread????

nite :wa: mate.....

[Norfolkdave]

quack quak..got any bread????

nite :wa: mate.....

Quack Quack...Nope, Quackers orff:D

[tiger50]

umm time as cum guys... goin ta bed... happy easter an god bless u all... :D

[Sandy]

the same to you tiger, and sweet dreams. :kk :wa:

[tiger50]

the same to you tiger, and sweet dreams. :kk :wa:

mm perhaps i will dream of sandy... or electric sheep..lol... :kk

[Norfolkdave]

Happy East mate and dont fart in your sleep that picture in yourPM box rings true oif u do, happy Easter

[tiger50]

mm thinkin bout goin ta bed... wat ya rekkon... she loves , she loves me not..

tha not.. mmm :D :whee: :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Bed whats bed, Oh yes forgot your on a different time zone

[tiger50]

Bed whats bed, Oh yes forgot your on a different time zone

lol kk cya guys, am outa ere... nite, mornin or watevva... :wa:

[Norfolkdave]

lol kk cya guys, am outa ere... nite, mornin or watevva... :wa:

Take care my old mate, sleep tight and see you tomorrow sometime maybe.

[tiger50]

umm goin guys , cee ya later... ur shout avva happy easter.... :)

[tiger50]

cya cotties, time fa me ta do the 2 hour drive home.... :wa:

[Cotties]

See you tomorrow...well..... read you tomorrow

are you in Melbourne today?

[tiger50]

nite guys , the final post has cum...
fa dave, wish i cud hang a little longer mate, we nearly ad em all tied up.... lol..
was great ta have the banter again... nite my friend.. :wa:

[Norfolkdave]

nite guys , the final post has cum...
fa dave, wish i cud hang a little longer mate, we nearly ad em all tied up.... lol..
was great ta have the banter again... nite my friend.. :wa:

Goodnite me old mate yep nearly had em, Im away now I have put up a thread called " Mark of Respect" hope it helps
Dave:wa:

[tiger50]

ummm gday an g/nite guys benn partyin an am pithed.. lol..nite..... :whee:

[Norfolkdave]

ummm gday an g/nite guys benn partyin an am pithed.. lol..nite..... :whee:

How can you get pissed on gripe water:lmao

[tiger50]

umm sandman iz ere. yoo wankers ave kept me up too late, dave, u avta do all tha rapin now... sunfire can do tha lottin, i'll just watch it all burn... :wa: nite

[Norfolkdave]

umm sandman iz ere. yoo wankers ave kept me up too late, dave, u avta do all tha rapin now... sunfire can do tha lottin, i'll just watch it all burn... :wa: nite

Thankyou captain, ok you sleep and I,ll pillage, then I,ll come back tonight and rape...sleep tight old partner sleep tight.:wa:

[tiger50]

kk thats it, goin ta bed, sooo tired, dun fuk all taday, bluddie tirin shit that.!!! :D :wa:

[Sandy]

nite tiger sweet dreams. :kk :wa:

[tiger50]

gday guys, am outa here for the moment.. am goin away for a few days, catch ya all again on sunday... :wa:

[cherokeered]

Too bad the tiger has left the coop... this chick is a night owl..

[tiger50]

lol so am i, its only 2:30 pm here, but ave a few things to take care of before i go...

[Cotties]

See you Tiger and have a good week. gday guys, am outa here for the moment.. am goin away for a few days, catch ya all again on sunday... :wa:

[Norfolkdave]

Take care man, be safe and enjoy.

[tiger50]

nite guys , time fa this little bdf, t go ni nies... cya all... :wa:

[Norfolkdave]

Nite tiger, rest that grey matter and those weary hands need ya in tip top form to pilage man!

[tiger50]

nite guys, tha time az cum agin, need sum ugly sleep, an do sum dreamin.... :wa:

[Norfolkdave]

Goodnight you old dreamer, catch you tomorrow sometime.

[tiger50]

nite guys time fa me ta go agin... sandman iz ere....

to the guys.. cya..:55
to tha gals.. ummmm:sex :whee:

[tiger50]

nite guys, time fa me to go ta bed...

hey , was so proud of this site today.. it was a sad day with rain.. we all gathered and gave all the support and love we could.. and i do think she got some comfort from that.. this is not just a flirting site, but a circle of close and loving friends... to all i say.. :55 and.. :knuddel: nite..

[Norfolkdave]

Nite my old frirend, very wise and true words spoken by you, which proves you do have a heart like the rest of us.