GOT A QUESTION? fire away!

[Cotties]

This is a thread for any questions you want to ask. If you are like me and can't be bothered working it out for yourself or it's the wrong time of the day to go reseach it. JUST ASK!!
warning: Some peope are unqualified to answer your questions but who cares.

[Cotties]

I have bought a mosquito zappa that I hang off my roof outside the house. It's cheap and comes from China. They saved manufacturing cost by not giving an instruction manual. It's easy, you just plug it in and zap zap zap.

On the side of the box it says "for day time use add bait to the bottom tray."

What is good mosquito bait for my new zappa? besides the neighbours kid that won't be quiet.

[Sandy]

anything sweet should work.

[Cotties]

for mosquitos.. is this a proven method before I go out on a limb:sc anything sweet should work.

[sweetgapeach]

I have bought a mosquito zappa that I hang off my roof outside the house. It's cheap and comes from China. They saved manufacturing cost by not giving an instruction manual. It's easy, you just plug it in and zap zap zap.

On the side of the box it says "for day time use add bait to the bottom tray."

What is good mosquito bait for my new zappa? besides the neighbours kid that won't be quiet.



Surgar Water

[Sandy]

yes it is, there attracted to water and stuff that is sweet, ergo sugar water.

[Cotties]

In paticular this is for sweetgapeach or anyone else in particular.

What is a wife beater t-shirt?

[Sandy]

you got me .

[Jy]

A wife beater is a slang term for a sleeveless undershirt, or tank top. The phrase came about because of the image of redneck men wearing them when they beat their wives. There is even a "Wifebeaters" brand of undershirts on the market!

[Cotties]

Wondelful Jazzy..

Is it a cool brand name or is it making light of a serious topic...that answer can go either way..

A better question might be..

whats your favorite T.V show? I love "everybody loves Raymond"
A wife beater is a slang term for a sleeveless undershirt, or tank top. The phrase came about because of the image of redneck men wearing them when they beat their wives. There is even a "Wifebeaters" brand of undershirts on the market!

[Cotties]

O.K here is my real question.. Does your partner ever throw household items at you when you are being bad and won't accept a rational conversation?

[pastryman]

I've got question where do you get all you avatars?
Cotties

[Cotties]

I just have to search for them. When you type into your search engine type in 2 words..one being avatar.. if I said where I got em from directly then you wouldn't want them cause I've already used em.. most sites only have a few worth taking but there are so many sites.. this might be a good place to start..avatar links.. thats broad but from there you can go anywhere..I've got question where do you get all you avatars?
Cotties

[tiger50]

what is the maximum permissable width of an omnibus in victoria????

i really need to know so i can post it as useless information...

[Cotties]

whats an omnibus? your not saying combi van with a victorian accent are you?

ask a question you get two back in return..

what is the maximum permissable width of an omnibus in victoria????

i really need to know so i can post it as useless information...

[tiger50]

whats an omnibus? your not saying combi van with a victorian accent are you?

ask a question you get two back in return..

eh, its the technical term for a bus... :D

[Cotties]

http://www.afcindustries.com/omnibus.htm all you'll ever need to know :55 eh, its the technical term for a bus... :D

[tiger50]

http://www.afcindustries.com/omnibus.htm all you'll ever need to know :55

woow cool thanks mate...
ehh cotties am confuses at the avatar, there dudnt appear to be a keyboard there, wat u doin mate????? :whee:

[tiger50]

http://www.afcindustries.com/omnibus.htm all you'll ever need to know :55

you prick cotties , ya trikked me, right thats it, ya bluudie for it now mate... :spbx:

[spare_change]

woow cool thanks mate...
ehh cotties am confuses at the avatar, there dudnt appear to be a keyboard there, wat u doin mate????? :whee:

I'm betting everybody else missed that --- that ain't typing, partner!

[Cotties]

Sssh keep it quiet guys I don't want to change it until the morrow and he seems to be concentrating on something. I'm betting everybody else missed that --- that ain't typing, partner!

[tiger50]

Sssh keep it quiet guys I don't want to change it until the morrow and he seems to be concentrating on something.

kkk bein quit mate......

COTTIES IS AVIN A WAANK NANANANANANANA
COTTIES IS AVIN A WAANK NANANANANANANA
COTTIES IS AVIN A WAANK NANANANANANANA
COTTIES IS AVIN A WAANK NANANANANANANA
:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Waltert]

Is that why the mosquitos are so attraced to me, I am so sweet!



yes it is, there attracted to water and stuff that is sweet, ergo sugar water.

[tiger50]

I have bought a mosquito zappa that I hang off my roof outside the house. It's cheap and comes from China. They saved manufacturing cost by not giving an instruction manual. It's easy, you just plug it in and zap zap zap.

On the side of the box it says "for day time use add bait to the bottom tray."

What is good mosquito bait for my new zappa? besides the neighbours kid that won't be quiet.

eh a new zealander mate.... :lmao :lmao

[Sandy]

omg guys i didn't catch that till tiger and spare said something. :lmao :lmao

[Cotties]

Mywifemark...

My questions is........Can I pick the petals off your rose?
I bet it will still look pretty.
omg guys i didn't catch that till tiger and spare said something. :lmao :lmao

[Sandy]

sorry hon but mark said no. their all mine. :na :wa:

[Zifnab]

sorry hon but mark said no. their all mine. :na :wa:

Well then Mark,I hope you find a thorn.....selfish:lmao:lmao

[Sandy]

:lmao :lmao :lmao i'll tell him you said that.

[Zifnab]

I leave out the part about HOW and WHERE I hope he finds it!!!:lmao

[Cotties]

My next question to Mywifemark is... Did you and Kissie organize the boys into a wife swap over the weekend?

and if so, the details please.;)

:lmao :lmao :lmao i'll tell him you said that.

[Zifnab]

I have a question...
What is the point of trying to show cross country skiing at the olympics when white out conditions reduse visibility so much you can't see a darned thing???

[Cotties]

The next question is
Why hasn't Lena said hello to me today?

choices..
1. she's a snob
2. She's playing hard to get
3. She's playing hard to want
4. She's having an affair
5. She doesn't love me any more
6. She's plain lazy
7. She's plain inconsiderate
8.
9.
10.

[Zifnab]

The next question is
Why hasn't Lena said hello to me today?

choices..
1. she's a snob
2. She's playing hard to get
3. She's playing hard to want
4. She's having an affair
5. She doesn't love me any more
6. She's plain lazy
7. She's plain inconsiderate
8. She is busy washing her hair...AGAIN
9. She is still trying to see how her butt looks
10.

[spare_change]

The next question is
Why hasn't Lena said hello to me today?

choices..
1. she's a snob
2. She's playing hard to get
3. She's playing hard to want
4. She's having an affair
5. She doesn't love me any more
6. She's plain lazy
7. She's plain inconsiderate
8. She is busy washing her hair...AGAIN
9. She is still trying to see how her butt looks
10.She is finally showing good taste!

[Zifnab]

OUCH!!!! There is the burn!

[Cotties]

Good morning or evening Spare..

Lena just sent me an e-mail so we will have the reason. No she still has great taste Spare... You haven't lowered her down to "good" just yet.

The next question is
Why hasn't Lena said hello to me today?

Zif..not bad.. but I doubt it..I better go find out
choices..
1. she's a snob
2. She's playing hard to get
3. She's playing hard to want
4. She's having an affair
5. She doesn't love me any more
6. She's plain lazy
7. She's plain inconsiderate
8. She is busy washing her hair...AGAIN
9. She is still trying to see how her butt looks
10.She is finally showing good taste!

[Lena]

Good morning or evening Spare..

Lena just sent me an e-mail so we will have the reason. No she still has great taste Spare... You haven't lowered her down to "good" just yet.

Errrrr I think you should be telling the truth!!!
An e-mail??? hmmmm!!!!
Spare!!! Keep your thought going about me and the good taste!!!

[Cotties]

Because more than half the world finds a blizzard far more entertaining than the winter olympics. half was being nice.. I have a question...
What is the point of trying to show cross country skiing at the olympics when white out conditions reduse visibility so much you can't see a darned thing???

[Zifnab]

It reminded me of the tv we used to have when I was a kid. Never could watch a whole show on that piece of karp.

[Cotties]

Is it true that the opening ceremony to the Winter Olympics games was completley crap? Or just close to it?

[Zifnab]

I only saw one part. The bit when the people created a moving ski jumper was cool, no idea about the rest I was reading

[Zifnab]

half hour till bed and I want to reach 400. I need 14 more, so how about a little help folks?:D

[tiger50]

half hour till bed and I want to reach 400. I need 14 more, so how about a little help folks?:D

lol u want us to post some for u???? :lmao

[Sandy]

ok guys


1. the how and the when he already knows, and laughed and said mine.
2. no we did not. :na

[Zifnab]

just give me something to reply to! I look down the list and the last post is almost all mine! Talking to myself is bad enough!:whee:

[Zifnab]

ok guys


1. the how and the when he already knows, and laughed and said mine.
2. no we did not. :na
But it was still a fun time?
What kind of cards? Strip poker???

[Sandy]

lol no to strip poker, it was spades. :na :D

[Cotties]

It took me 4 months to get 400 ..no help from me.. How many hours has this taken you?half hour till bed and I want to reach 400. I need 14 more, so how about a little help folks?:D

[Zifnab]

um well..... I took the week of Super Bowl off..... a few weeks maybe?

[Lena]

Oh by the way Cotties. just to make you happy and let you go on your merry way!!
HELLO! HELLO!!!!! HELLO!!!! HELLO!!!! Happy now??
Now will that do for the next few days???
Ohh and i don't remember you saying hello to me by name when you came online!!!!

[tiger50]

just give me something to reply to! I look down the list and the last post is almost all mine! Talking to myself is bad enough!:whee:

lol is a bit the same with me.... most are asleep when i'm ere :D

[Sandy]

hes been a busy little bee. :D

[Zifnab]

only the stinger is little unfortunately!

[Sandy]

lol if you say so, :na

[Zifnab]

Like you haven't been trying to sneek a peek!

[Jy]

Hey Zif! You made it to 400! Well done!

[Cotties]

Would you like me to always say hello. I would like to but it may look like I like you as much as a really do. or should I just go on my merry way?Oh by the way Cotties. just to make you happy and let you go on your merry way!!
HELLO! HELLO!!!!! HELLO!!!! HELLO!!!! Happy now??
Now will that do for the next few days???
Ohh and i don't remember you saying hello to me by name when you came online!!!!

[Zifnab]

Hey Zif! You made it to 400! Well done!

Was a busy weekend, and with out most of my normal help!
But staying up late and drinking too many beers paid off

[Sandy]

i don't have my magi, glass with me. :na






Like you haven't been trying to sneek a peek!

[Zifnab]

i don't have my magi, glass with me. :na
need to think microscope here ok? don't feel the need to flatter me!

[Sandy]

lol ok i won't:na

[Cotties]

You put em to sleep big Tiger.. Atleast I give you some company:55 ..

when are we going to get some Aussie chicks on board Tiger..they will probably be embarrassed by the two of us though.

lol is a bit the same with me.... most are asleep when i'm ere :D

[Lena]

Would you like me to always say hello. I would like to but it may look like I like you as much as a really do. or should I just go on my merry way?
Of course, it would be nice of you to say hello!!!:)
Do you really care how it looks???

[Zifnab]

lol ok i won't:na
Ok just because I need to shake pepper and get the tweeser ready so I can catch it when it sneezes just to jack it doesn't mean its SMALL, does it?

[Sandy]

lol small isn't the word i would use. :D :na

[Zifnab]

lol small isn't the word i would use. :D :na
So you WERE peeking!

[Sandy]

lol i'll never tell. :na

[Cotties]

Whats a man drink in your part of the world Zif?Was a busy weekend, and with out most of my normal help!
But staying up late and drinking too many beers paid off

[tiger50]

You put em to sleep big Tiger.. Atleast I give you some company:55 ..

when are we going to get some Aussie chicks on board Tiger..they will probably be embarrassed by the two of us though.

mmm shittttt will avta see about recruitin a coupla sheilas.... :sc

[Cotties]

Question......I thought you were getting ready to go out Mywifemark?:sc lol i'll never tell. :na

[Sandy]

lol i already did, now i'm back. :D

[Cotties]

Where did you go?

did you answer my earlier question about the weekends festivities?

lol i already did, now i'm back. :D

[sweetgapeach]

Where did you go?

did you answer my earlier question about the weekends festivities?



I like your Avatar I am going to get me a Bulldog one day !

[Cotties]

Why thank you very much. I like your avatar . I'm going to get myself a wife with a flat stomache one day too.;) I like your Avatar I am going to get me a Bulldog one day !

[Cotties]

I thought I might leave you with a question while I have my smoke Tiger..

Whats the shortest period of time you've lasted while having sex? I'm talking minutes, seconds, miliseconds.

[sweetgapeach]

Why thank you very much. I like your avatar . I'm going to get myself a wife with a flat stomache one day too.;)


OMG You are too Bad !!:D

[tiger50]

I thought I might leave you with a question while I have my smoke Tiger..

Whats the shortest period of time you've lasted while having sex? I'm talking minutes, seconds, miliseconds.

mmm 1.78 nanoseconds

a nanosecond is to 1 second, as 1 second is to 32 years...

if u want a serious answer then am not sure i am capable of that.... perhaps bout 30 seconds... :lmao

[belfast]

Question..Do you think infants enjoy infantcy as much as adults enjoy adultery ;)

[tiger50]

geez mate, take a while to ponder that one.... ang on will ask the roo.....

he says no....

[rebelxug]

Question..Do you think infants enjoy infantcy as much as adults enjoy adultery ;)

Well I would have to say yes cause infants get to suck on boobies every day and adults might have to committ adultery just to have the same satisfaction.

[tiger50]

Well I would have to say yes cause infants get to suck on boobies every day and adults might have to committ adultery just to have the same satisfaction.

yeh but the little buggers dont remember it.... :D

[rebelxug]

yeh but the little buggers dont remember it.... :D


Speak for yourself.....................:D

[tiger50]

Speak for yourself.....................:D

shit mate, u get breastfed up to 20???? :whee:

[Norfolkdave]

shit mate, u get breastfed up to 20???? :whee:

He mends machinery too:lmao

[tiger50]

He mends machinery too:lmao

whilst sukkin on a teet????? mmmmm :whee:

[MCat]

Wondelful Jazzy..

Is it a cool brand name or is it making light of a serious topic...that answer can go either way..

A better question might be..

whats your favorite T.V show? I love "everybody loves Raymond"

Cotties, Hank & I also love Everbody Loves Raymond.

I would think its a cool brand, its the asshole wearing it that gives it a bad name. My ex brother in law used to wear those wife beater t shirts year round, we always thought he did to show his muscles and how tough he thought he was....he was/is such a jerk.

[MCat]

O.K here is my real question.. Does your partner ever throw household items at you when you are being bad and won't accept a rational conversation?

No, but I have thrown a kleenex box at him when I was mad. Was a good laugh afterwards.

[Norfolkdave]

whilst sukkin on a teet????? mmmmm :whee:

tool orietainted...LOL holding on to his tools and greasing the nipples:D

[tiger50]

tool orietainted...LOL holding on to his tools and greasing the nipples:D

hey mate check it out, think its him on mc's tit.... :D

[MCat]

hey mate check it out, think its him on mc's tit.... :D

Oh my god...and I picked that avatar before I read these posts. :D

[tiger50]

Oh my god...and I picked that avatar before I read these posts. :D

yeh shittttt u nearly got the slashes award with that one, buttttt we had already decided.... :lmao

[Sandy]

we went out to eat at applebees,. wish i had stayed home, they burned my food. :cry: we had a good ime together. sorry no pics. :D








Where did you go?












did you answer my earlier question about the weekends festivities?

[rebelxug]

whilst sukkin on a teet????? mmmmm :whee:


I am a multi-tasker and who said I have ever stopped breast feeding? :D

[rebelxug]

hey mate check it out, think its him on mc's tit.... :D


A gentleman never tells. ;)

[Zifnab]

not a bad place to hang out all things considered!

[Norfolkdave]

hey mate check it out, think its him on mc's tit.... :D

You could be right, the grease monkey himself, we,ll have to ask him tomorrow morning!! ( your evening):D

[kissiemybuttie]

Oh my god...and I picked that avatar before I read these posts. :D




but your buttie aint hairy!!!!!!

[rebelxug]

You could be right, the grease monkey himself, we,ll have to ask him tomorrow morning!! ( your evening):D


Yea that is me what you want to make of it. :D

[Waltert]

Now I am glad I am more than an arms throw away from you! :D



No, but I have thrown a kleenex box at him when I was mad. Was a good laugh afterwards.

[Cotties]

Question:

Why is it I don't see you as much anymore?

Cotties, Hank & I also love Everbody Loves Raymond.

I would think its a cool brand, its the asshole wearing it that gives it a bad name. My ex brother in law used to wear those wife beater t shirts year round, we always thought he did to show his muscles and how tough he thought he was....he was/is such a jerk.

[Sandy]

question




how do we empty out our private message box ? i tried what sweet said, it didn't work.

[Wet Beaver]

question




how do we empty out our private message box ? i tried what sweet said, it didn't work.

click the boxes...then go down to the bottom of the page and select delete...then hit go...

[Sandy]

alright thank you. :kk

[Penny]

did it work?

[Cotties]

Like a charmdid it work?

[Norfolkdave]

Wheres my mentor today!

[MCat]

Question:

Why is it I don't see you as much anymore?

Answer:

We are trying to get our place ready to sell..lots of crap to sort,sell,throw out, and pack..So have been busy lately.

Plus....we lost power from Thursday night to Sunday. Had to read alot of Harry Potter over the weekend.

Question: Did you miss me?

[Sandy]

yes we missed you.

[Zifnab]

Had to read alot of Harry Potter over the weekend.

HAD to?? I enjoyed that! Was upset to hear how long I have to wait for the next one! lol, Uncle Vernon sounds a lot like my dad!

[Norfolkdave]

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes:wa:

[spare_change]

Answer:

We are trying to get our place ready to sell..lots of crap to sort,sell,throw out, and pack..So have been busy lately.

Plus....we lost power from Thursday night to Sunday. Had to read alot of Harry Potter over the weekend.

Question: Did you miss me?

Did I MISS you?
DID I miss you?
Did I miss YOU?

Did I ever.... uhhh-- what was your name again?

[Zpanther]

Answer:

We are trying to get our place ready to sell..lots of crap to sort,sell,throw out, and pack..So have been busy lately.

Plus....we lost power from Thursday night to Sunday. Had to read alot of Harry Potter over the weekend.

Question: Did you miss me?

Of course we missed you (and Hand too).

[Wet Beaver]

Of course we missed you (and Hand too).

why would you miss her hand.....:confused:

[Zpanther]

why would you miss her hand.....:confused:

hahahahahahaahaha....... Well I would IF I had got used to it I'm sure.



I meant Hank.

[MCat]

HAD to?? I enjoyed that! Was upset to hear how long I have to wait for the next one! lol, Uncle Vernon sounds a lot like my dad!

I absolutely love Harry Potter...I am just starting number 6 and can't wait to see the most recent movie.

[MCat]

Did I MISS you?
DID I miss you?
Did I miss YOU?

Did I ever.... uhhh-- what was your name again?

Thanks Loose Change :wa:

[MCat]

why would you miss her hand.....:confused:

Well my hands are kind of nice...hard working, gentle, can be firm if necessary.

[Cotties]

Silly question..Answer: Of course. Answer:

We are trying to get our place ready to sell..lots of crap to sort,sell,throw out, and pack..So have been busy lately.

Plus....we lost power from Thursday night to Sunday. Had to read alot of Harry Potter over the weekend.

Question: Did you miss me?

[MCat]

Silly question..Answer: Of course.

Nice to know that....;)

[Jy]

I missed you honey. Nice to have you back...:kk Answer:

We are trying to get our place ready to sell..lots of crap to sort,sell,throw out, and pack..So have been busy lately.

Plus....we lost power from Thursday night to Sunday. Had to read alot of Harry Potter over the weekend.

Question: Did you miss me?

[Cotties]

I couldn't think of a question so I stole one from a child..the answer is easy...

The Begining of eternity
The end of space
The begining of every end
The end of every place
What am I??????

[Jy]

the letter e

[tiger50]

I couldn't think of a question so I stole one..the answer is easy...

The Begining of eternity
The end of space
The begining of every end
The end of every place
What am I??????

me...lol..

hey cotties do u think androids dream of electric sheep????:sc

[Cotties]

do you want some harder ones?the letter e

[Jy]

I'm always looking for a hard one honey. You know that.

[Cotties]

I doubt it.me...lol..

hey cotties do u think androids dream of electric sheep????:sc

[Cotties]

Question: For Jazzy: why do you think about sex more often then most men?

or anyone else?

I'm always looking for a hard one honey. You know that.

[Cotties]

these are just terrible..

On which side of a chicken are there more feathers?

[Sandy]

mc don't waste your money please on harry potter, we went ans saw it. they cut so much out, it wasn't even funny.

[Cotties]

why would they cut it?mc don't waste your money please on harry potter, we went ans saw it. they cut so much out, it wasn't even funny.

[tiger50]

why would they cut it?

lol good thing thats not a duck or trev wud be pissed.... :lmao

[Sandy]

i don;t know why, but they really messed it up.

[MCat]

mc don't waste your money please on harry potter, we went ans saw it. they cut so much out, it wasn't even funny.

We wait till they come out on DVD. Can't see spending that much on watching it at the movie theater.

[Sandy]

ok great. i was trying to save you money, maybe i'm wrong and you'lll like it, i don't know, but for me i was disappointed. the books are great though.

[Zifnab]

why would they cut it?
to get it into a reasonable time frame, to avoid some of the more complex and expensive effects, to save money, because they suck.......
the list goes on and on....:lmao

[Sandy]

does anybody know how to stop recieving e-mail from here. i'm here enough i don't need to see who posted what in my e-mail. :wa:

[pastryman]

I've got a question how do I send emails from here to my bulk folder instead of my regular email?

[MCat]

does anybody know how to stop recieving e-mail from here. i'm here enough i don't need to see who posted what in my e-mail. :wa:

Go to the user cp, choose options...then under email and notifications you can choose to unsubscribe from the emails.

[MCat]

I've got a question how do I send emails from here to my bulk folder instead of my regular email?

I think you would have to mark the site address as spam....not sure.

[pastryman]

got another question How do I get all the lovely ladies from this site to my bakeshop for some baking 101?

[MCat]

got another question How do I get all the lovely ladies from this site to my bakeshop for some baking 101?

A plane ticket might do the trick ;)

[Sunfiresix]

Yea a plane full of horny ladies goin to a bakeshop, now what would be rising there.

[Lena]

got another question How do I get all the lovely ladies from this site to my bakeshop for some baking 101?
Yes i agree with MCat!!!! A plane ticket might just do it!!:)

A plane ticket might do the trick ;)

[Wet Beaver]

why can't search engines.....make it easier to find something on the internet............insteads of haveing to ....read over a millions different titles....that some of them go back 10 years.......gheeesh

[Penny]

Because they suck. My husband actually made good money optimising websites to get traffic from search engines. The sites that usually show up first on search engines are scams. There are big tricks to it.



why can't search engines.....make it easier to find something on the internet............insteads of haveing to ....read over a millions different titles....that some of them go back 10 years.......gheeesh

[Penny]

Bingo :55



Go to the user cp, choose options...then under email and notifications you can choose to unsubscribe from the emails.

[Cotties]

Tell them you ain't taking no more shit and want them to confront you for a verbal fight.

Or tell them their husbands are out the back of your shop checking out the fresh buns on the new pastry girl.

They still may want that plain ticket as well but its a scam
got another question How do I get all the lovely ladies from this site to my bakeshop for some baking 101?

[tiger50]

Tell them you ain't taking no more shit and want them to confront you for a verbal fight.

Or tell them their husbands are out the back of your shop checking out the fresh buns on the new pastry girl.

They still may want that plain ticket as well but its a scam

if all that fails, get a lassoe.... :lmao :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

does anybody know how to stop recieving e-mail from here. i'm here enough i don't need to see who posted what in my e-mail. :wa:

As a ppp whats up love whose been upsetting you!:wa:

[cuddles]

i have a question my sex drive is very strong you might say my homones are a raging but my partner does not care about sex at all is it wrong for me to think about making love to another man or trying out toys :spbx:

[Rainmaker]

i have a question my sex drive is very strong you might say my homones are a raging but my partner does not care about sex at all is it wrong for me to think about making love to another man or trying out toys :spbx:

im not good at giving advice on whether u sleep with someone else or not-i beleive its your body and soul and u know whats best for it


But for toys??? GIRLFRIEND-get u some toys and party hard-lol-its not cheating plus u can cut it on and off-it doesnt talk back -it knows just how to hit that certain spot----good luck with whatever u do:55

[cuddles]

thank you rainmaker

[Rainmaker]

thank you rainmaker

anytime;)

[upstr84u]

cuddles - get the toys ---

[Sandy]

but the toys and njoy yourself. :wa:

[Zifnab]

toys are safer on all levels

[upstr84u]

got a question - about the natural male enhancement pills - do they really work -- i am looking for some lasting pills -and is there something at gnc or vitman stores that do the same

[Rainmaker]

got a question - about the natural male enhancement pills - do they really work -- i am looking for some lasting pills -and is there something at gnc or vitman stores that do the same


when i was adjusting to some meds i took once-it killed my sex drive....i took Stamina-Rx for women (it made me want sex)-it really worked-but i dont need to take them anymore..........so im sure they would have something for the men--i bought mine at a health food store...but u need to make sure u can take it......also besides pills-there are alot of incense and natural herbs u can use as well----hope i helped:)

[upstr84u]

i have to start looking around to see what is fake and what is woth the costs --- thank rain maker

[spare_change]

got a question - about the natural male enhancement pills - do they really work -- i am looking for some lasting pills -and is there something at gnc or vitman stores that do the same

Well, let's see -- if there really was a pill that added two inches to a guy's dick, don't you think it would be the biggest invention since the light bulb? There aren't three guys in the country that wouldn't be lining up at the doctor's office demanding it.

I'm guessing --- no, they don't work. There are some that promote greater blood flow, thus resulting in a harder hard-on, maybe expanding to capacity, but add inches? Course, I'm guessing that a harder hard-on probably isn't worth the additional risk of stroke or heart attack.

[Rainmaker]

i have to start looking around to see what is fake and what is woth the costs --- thank rain maker

just ask your doctor or a pharmD-they should know

[Zifnab]

did you happen to see the MIND of MANCIA where he did a bit on this topic?I almost hurt myself laughing!Well, let's see -- if there really was a pill that added two inches to a guy's dick, don't you think it would be the biggest invention since the light bulb? There aren't three guys in the country that wouldn't be lining up at the doctor's office demanding it.

I'm guessing --- no, they don't work. There are some that promote greater blood flow, thus resulting in a harder hard-on, maybe expanding to capacity, but add inches? Course, I'm guessing that a harder hard-on probably isn't worth the additional risk of stroke or heart attack.

[upstr84u]

i am not looking for a log in my pants - just wondering if the toughts from my big head can caulm down my little head - and make the ride last longer --- i am soon going to start using the ear plugs - cuz the screamers and ladies who ask for it harder / deeper / make me go nuts and i cant finish the preformance --- ahhhhhh you women are great --- but i need to last the marathon

[Cotties]

Question= why is that people I work with make me feel like they are complete fucking dickheads whose only real talent seems to be bullshitting?

[tiger50]

Question= why is that people I work with make me feel like they are complete fucking dickheads whose only real talent seems to be bullshitting?

awww mate cum an werk wif me... i can make u feel like a dikkead too....lol..... :lmao :lmao

[Cotties]

home time for me Tiger.work sucks hard.. no wonder I go home and get pissed by myself to get over this moronic place..

as a concellation prize I just found "fuck a duck" inthe Thai/English dictionary.
that brought a smile..:D

awww mate cum an werk wif me... i can make u feel like a dikkead too....lol..... :lmao :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Question= why is that people I work with make me feel like they are complete fucking dickheads whose only real talent seems to be bullshitting?

Someone upset you it seems, not like you to vent like this.

[Cotties]

Spot on the nose Dave..

I've come home , had a couple of beers and then I've returned to the internet shop up the road to correct this last comment that I posted at work.

Works been a bit ruff this week and last. I had the worst meeting of this year just prior to this last post....

Thanks for mentioning it. I'll go round-off some of those words I used.
Someone upset you it seems, not like you to vent like this.

[kissiemybuttie]

Question= why is that people I work with make me feel like they are complete fucking dickheads whose only real talent seems to be bullshitting?



Isnt that there job????????

[Zifnab]

Question= why is that people I work with make me feel like they are complete fucking dickheads whose only real talent seems to be bullshitting? well my humble opinion is that it is usually because they are!:lmao

[Cotties]

Thats a cool avatar Zif. I wonder what the skull is thinking.well my humble opinion is that it is usually because they are!:lmao

[Zifnab]

Thats a cool avatar Zif. I wonder what the skull is thinking.Should not have eaten the fish!

[Cotties]

Question- whats up with the silent H in honest? and how do I explain its relevence to little kids?

[spare_change]

Question- whats up with the silent H in honest? and how do I explain its relevence to little kids?

Actually, there is a very sound philosophical reason for the h in honesty being silent. Total honestly is an illusion - there is no such thing as total honestly all of us, when we tell the truth, color it with our biases and prejudices. We always try to make ourselves look good - or less bad -- and we do that by shading the truth. Most of us coud not handle the total, unvarnished truth. So, we alter it. Not changing it, but rather, shading it -- using our words to cause the recipient to look at it from a predetermined direction.

So -- no total honesty - no total pronounciation. Simple, huh?

For the kids? Tell them to ask their dad how popular he was in high school. They will get the idea real quick.

[Barkiss]

Actually, there is a very sound philosophical reason for the h in honesty being silent. Total honestly is an illusion - there is no such thing as total honestly all of us, when we tell the truth, color it with our biases and prejudices. We always try to make ourselves look good - or less bad -- and we do that by shading the truth. Most of us coud not handle the total, unvarnished truth. So, we alter it. Not changing it, but rather, shading it -- using our words to cause the recipient to look at it from a predetermined direction.

So -- no total honesty - no total pronounciation. Simple, huh?

For the kids? Tell them to ask their dad how popular he was in high school. They will get the idea real quick.

Damn it...I was trying to come up with a clever answer...Nice Job Spare! ;)

[Cotties]

Nice job Spare? :sc .... poor little kids will be taking drugs after school unless they are protected from that sort of philosophy at such a tender age.


I need more of an answer based around student centred learning as well.
Damn it...I was trying to come up with a clever answer...Nice Job Spare! ;)

[Barkiss]

Nice job Spare? :sc .... poor little kids will be taking drugs after school unless they are protected from that sort of philosophy at such a tender age.


I need more of an answer based around student centred learning as well.

Alright then...here's my answer..

H is often silent in English, for different reasons according to the derivation of the word concerned (Hebrew messiah; Greek rhapsody) or by elision (shepherd, exhaust), and so on. The word honest is derived from French, and English took over the French pronunciation as well as the word. But in other similar words we have come to pronounce the h over the centuries: horrible, hospital, host, hotel, human, humour. And in yet other cases we have added an h where French has none: hermit, hostage.

See if that helps your students...in other words..there is no clear answer.

[Cotties]

I think next time the little smartasses ask a question like that I'll just tell em to sit the f down and shut the f up before I stick my large foot in his a-hole.


Now thats student centred...thats Barski
Alright then...here's my answer..

H is often silent in English, for different reasons according to the derivation of the word concerned (Hebrew messiah; Greek rhapsody) or by elision (shepherd, exhaust), and so on. The word honest is derived from French, and English took over the French pronunciation as well as the word. But in other similar words we have come to pronounce the h over the centuries: horrible, hospital, host, hotel, human, humour. And in yet other cases we have added an h where French has none: hermit, hostage.

See if that helps your students...in other words..there is no clear answer.

[Cotties]

I have a fancy dress party next week. What can I go as without spending a cent or borrowing anything?

[tiger50]

I have a fancy dress party next week. What can I go as without spending a cent or borrowing anything?

mate just dump a bowl of custard on ya ead and go as a failed condom..... :lmao

[Cotties]

not bad..I'll see what else comes along..still have a few days to gomate just dump a bowl of custard on ya ead and go as a failed condom..... :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

I have a fancy dress party next week. What can I go as without spending a cent or borrowing anything?

" The Naked Chef" by Jamie Oliver:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

not bad..I'll see what else comes along..still have a few days to go

Heh Heh Heh dont take this the wrong way......" A Yellow Head":lmao

[Sandy]

well i don't know whats in your closet, but if you can mix and match a suit.

[tiger50]

well i don't know whats in your closet, but if you can mix and match a suit.

hey babe u need sum electrocution lessons... wat u shudda said waz...
hey mate. chekk tha bluddie cubbard, just try ta match ya soks an jocks.... :lmao :lmao

[Sandy]

no thanks honey, i like it alot of ways, but shock isn't want of them. :D







hey babe u need sum electrocution lessons... wat u shudda said waz...
hey mate. chekk tha bluddie cubbard, just try ta match ya soks an jocks.... :lmao :lmao

[upstr84u]

Got a question - when you give someone rep points you can leave a comment - when you get more points can you see what comments they left for you? and if so how do you surf to see them --- thanks

[Barkiss]

Got a question - when you give someone rep points you can leave a comment - when you get more points can you see what comments they left for you? and if so how do you surf to see them --- thanks

Click the "User CP" on the toolbar...it will show you the last 5 on the bottom of the page...

[G...G]

I can see the comments that was left for me!!! If that is what you are asking.

[upstr84u]

OK I am lost --- what the heck does the user cp toolbar look like (symol - or do i need to drop down box) thanks for the replies

[Barkiss]

OK I am lost --- what the heck does the user cp toolbar look like (symol - or do i need to drop down box) thanks for the replies

At the top of your screen, there is a dark blue bar, which includes "Married and Flirting Chat", "User CP", "Register", "FAQ", "Member List", "Calendar", "New Posts", "Search", "Quick Links", "Chat Room", and "Log Out"

If you click on the 'User CP' word, it will link you to where you want to go...

[upstr84u]

:kk Found it that you for the help:kk

[upstr84u]

Next question - does anyone really use the chat rooms?

[sweetgapeach]

:kk Found it that you for the help:kk


Wow , did you know Bar was a man ?

[Lena]

Next question - does anyone really use the chat rooms?
yes they do!!
you just have to keep going in to see if there is anyone there!!!

[Barkiss]

Next question - does anyone really use the chat rooms?

Yes...chat rooms are used frequently. You just have to go in there at the right times. Nights are generally busier than days...

[Penny]

:shp:



Wow , did you know Bar was a man ?

[Lena]

Wow , did you know Bar was a man ?
Thought he is a dog!!!!

[Barkiss]

Wow , did you know Bar was a man ?

Quit getting jealous!

[sweetgapeach]

Thought he is a dog!!!!


He is a Scooby , gets his feelings hurt when called a dog !!

[sweetgapeach]

Quit getting jealous!

I cant Help it !! I want you All to myself !!

[Lena]

He is a Scooby , gets his feelings hurt when called a dog !!
But Scooby is a cute loving d_g!!!
Oh and cuddly too!!
Ok I'll call him a man then!

[Barkiss]

But Scooby is a cute loving d_g!!!
Oh and cuddly too!!
Ok I'll call him a man then!

You would be exaggerating..but thanks ;)

[cuddles]

i have a serious question and dont really know how to post it or get feed back or some advice can someone help me because id really like to know;) :(

[Lena]

You would be exaggerating..but thanks ;)
awwwww, my pleasure!

[Lena]

i have a serious question and dont really know how to post it or get feed back or some advice can someone help me because id really like to know;) :(
PM if you don't want to post it

[Barkiss]

i have a serious question and dont really know how to post it or get feed back or some advice can someone help me because id really like to know;) :(

What do you need cuddles? I'll help as much as I can..

[Trev]

He is a Scooby , gets his feelings hurt when called a dog !!

we can call him a mutt.:D

[Lena]

we can call him a mutt.:D
You starting trouble already???

[Trev]

You starting trouble already???

he started it earlier.:D

[Barkiss]

You starting trouble already???

I'm actually proud...it only took him 45 minutes to come up with that reply...

[Trev]

I'm actually proud...it only took him 45 minutes to come up with that reply...

:nu some of us have a job to do and she only posted that 20 minutes ago.

[Lena]

I'm actually proud...it only took him 45 minutes to come up with that reply...
Is that his record??

[Lena]

he started it earlier.:D
How did he start it??

[Barkiss]

Is that his record??

I suppose I was wrong..it only took him 30 minutes...so I'm more than impressed....Yes it is a record...I'm used to the replies coming in the next day!!!

[Trev]

How did he start it??

he said I need butter or something like that.

[Rainmaker]

i have a serious question and dont really know how to post it or get feed back or some advice can someone help me because id really like to know;) :(

u can pm me anytime ......:kk

[Lena]

I suppose I was wrong..it only took him 30 minutes...so I'm more than impressed....Yes it is a record...I'm used to the replies coming in the next day!!!
Surprised you are still able to speak!!

[Lena]

he said I need butter or something like that.
You sure it was him???

[Trev]

I suppose I was wrong..it only took him 30 minutes...so I'm more than impressed....Yes it is a record...I'm used to the replies coming in the next day!!!


the mind is starting to get in about now.

[Barkiss]

Surprised you are still able to speak!!

He certainly has a different definition of "Quick" wit....

[Trev]

You sure it was him???

Welcome to the site Nick! I don't know who you are referring to, but Trev prefers margarine...

Barkiss's words.

[sweetgapeach]

Welcome to the site Nick! I don't know who you are referring to, but Trev prefers margarine...

Barkiss's words.

See Nick started it , Barkiss finshed it !s

[Trev]

See Nick started it , Barkiss finshed it !s

now you need peaches to protect you. :D So you really are a mutt. :lmao

[Lena]

Welcome to the site Nick! I don't know who you are referring to, but Trev prefers margarine...

Barkiss's words.
Ask him what he meant!

[Lena]

now you need peaches to protect you. :D So you really are a mutt. :lmao
ooooohhh you are in a trouble making mood!!!:)

[Trev]

ooooohhh you are in a trouble making mood!!!:)

always. :55

[Barkiss]

Ask him what he meant!

It's simple...that guy asked if he could butter someone's butt. I was being nice letting him know that if he was referring to Trev, then he preferred margarine...Nothing mean about that...

[Trev]

It's simple...that guy asked if he could butter someone's butt. I was being nice letting him know that if he was referring to Trev, then he preferred margarine...Nothing mean about that...

Yeah, right. No margarine going on my butt. :nu Don't know what yours and peaches are, but not going to let a man get that close to me.

[Rainmaker]

Yeah, right. No margarine going on my butt. :nu Don't know what yours and peaches are, but not going to let a man get that close to me.

so if a female wanted to play with margarine and u ....that would be fine?

[Trev]

so if a female wanted to play with margarine and u ....that would be fine?

that would be fine. :lf

[Rainmaker]

that would be fine. :lf


thought so.....typical man:D

[Trev]

thought so.....typical man:D

Have to have some boundries.:D

[sweetgapeach]

that would be fine. :lf

SEE !! He loves the margarine !!

[Trev]

SEE !! He loves the margarine !!

loved the way you spreded it all over me. :D

[sweetgapeach]

loved the way you spreded it all over me. :D


Ohhh , You told me about that Dream !!:D

[Rainmaker]

Have to have some boundries.:D

:sc u know.. i can honesly say i have Never used any form of butter with sex (have food fetish).....i have been known to layout in it in my earlier yrs....

[Trev]

:sc u know.. i can honesly say i have Never used any form of butter with sex (have food fetish).....i have been known to layout in it in my earlier yrs....

me neither, but they says theres always a first time.:D

[Lena]

loved the way you spreded it all over me. :D
So you do like it!!!

[Trev]

Ohhh , You told me about that Dream !!:D

You didn't think it was a dream then.

[Barkiss]

You didn't think it was a dream then.

No..she referred to it as a nightmare...

[sweetgapeach]

No..she referred to it as a nightmare...


:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

so if a female wanted to play with margarine and u ....that would be fine?

You tell him, Grab him when hes not looking and I have a big Brush handy that I used on my duck days.:lmao

[Zifnab]

Ihave a question:
Why is it called common courtesy when it is so uncommonly found these days?

[kissiemybuttie]

Ihave a question:
Why is it called common courtesy when it is so uncommonly found these days?



dunno....

[Zifnab]

dunno....thank you for your insightful answer as it has greatly cleared this matter up for me......

[kissiemybuttie]

thank you for your insightful answer as it has greatly cleared this matter up for me......



lol thought that it would...actually I could not think of anything to say!!!

[Zifnab]

lol thought that it would...actually I could not think of anything to say!!!So does that mean you think it is a good question?

[kissiemybuttie]

So does that mean you think it is a good question?



hell yeah!!!! you got an answer for it????