man on the moon

[ravinghussy]

if they can put a man on the moon y cant they put them all there???:D

[kissiemybuttie]

if they can put a man on the moon y cant they put them all there???:D




Dunno been wishing that for years!!!!!!! Like 25 of them at least!!!!!

[Sandy]

lol yeah but they do have some uses. :D

[ravinghussy]

Dunno been wishing that for years!!!!!!! Like 25 of them at least!!!!!

haha i knew ud be the first 2 answer

[Norfolkdave]

if they can put a man on the moon y cant they put them all there???:D

Youd miss us when it comes to manual work, LOl you would:wa:

[romancer522000]

if they can put a man on the moon y cant they put them all there???:D

probably because some woman didnt thinkit would be fair thatonly men got to go !!!! Now I know i will endure some wrath for this comment !!!

[Sandy]

naw cause what you said is true. :D :55








probably because some woman didnt thinkit would be fair thatonly men got to go !!!! Now I know i will endure some wrath for this comment !!!

[ravinghussy]

Youd miss us when it comes to manual work, LOl you would:wa:

yeah wen the lawn needs mowin or the car needs fixin or theres a big spider in th tub - thinks thats about all we need u 4 tho :lf

[kissiemybuttie]

Youd miss us when it comes to manual work, LOl you would:wa:




Only thing i can say to this is......at least my vibrator dont talk back to me!!!!! :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Sandy]

lol i like that kissie. :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

I doubt it my friend who would mend the machinery for them! fix their cars! the washing machines! build the planes! and attend to the farming! and mend the churches! and if their this clever who would make the batteries for their vibrators LOL

[romancer522000]

Another thought here when we all start getting shipped out I am buying stocks in Everready Batteries . When I get back I will be filthy rich

[Norfolkdave]

Only thing i can say to this is......at least my vibrator dont talk back to me!!!!! :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

I,ll give you that one I asked for that:lmao

[kissiemybuttie]

yeah wen the lawn needs mowin or the car needs fixin or theres a big spider in th tub - thinks thats about all we need u 4 tho :lf



I can mowe the lawn...i can do some work on my car myself...and i can kill the spider!!!!!!

[ravinghussy]

Only thing i can say to this is......at least my vibrator dont talk back to me!!!!! :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

yeah u can put it in the drawer wen u finished and ignore it lol

[ravinghussy]

I can mowe the lawn...i can do some work on my car myself...and i can kill the spider!!!!!!

me 2 but not the spider thing ewwwwwwwwwwww <shudder>

[Norfolkdave]

yeah wen the lawn needs mowin or the car needs fixin or theres a big spider in th tub - thinks thats about all we need u 4 tho :lf

Ok then yoiu started this tell us what you can do then!:D

[Sandy]

hey you would be surprised at we gals can do now adays.

[kissiemybuttie]

I,ll give you that one I asked for that:lmao




Damn right Bud!!!!! you sure did....and loved giving it to you!!!!!

[ravinghussy]

Ok then yoiu started this tell us what you can do then!:D

i can do it all - except spiders - if it dont work and i cant fix it ill buy a new one simple really lol

[Norfolkdave]

Damn right Bud!!!!! you sure did....and loved giving it to you!!!!!

Have I upset you that much!!!!!!

Great Reasons To Be A Guy...

Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

You can leave the motel bed unmade.

You can kill your own food.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."

Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.

You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

Gas (at either end) is cool.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons:lmao

[kissiemybuttie]

Have I upset you that much!!!!!!

Great Reasons To Be A Guy...

Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

You can leave the motel bed unmade.

You can kill your own food.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."

Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.

You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

Gas (at either end) is cool.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons:lmao





OH no you have not upset me at all!!!!! Need to take me with a grain of salt.....I am just releasing some stress.... :kk :kk :kk

[ravinghussy]

Have I upset you that much!!!!!!

Great Reasons To Be A Guy...

Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

You can leave the motel bed unmade.

You can kill your own food.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."

Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.

You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

Gas (at either end) is cool.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons:lmao


we need 2 know about tanks because???do we ven care lol
can we help havin so many clothes
theres a thing u can buy 2 open jars
we get food in a tin or already dead
and the rest is just bollox lol

[Norfolkdave]

OH no you have not upset me at all!!!!! Need to take me with a grain of salt.....I am just releasing some stress.... :kk :kk :kk

Yes I know and a delicate grain to:D

[belfast]

Carefull Dave most of my staff are women and as far as thier work goes I would not trade them in for any man as they seem to pay more attention to detail


Youd miss us when it comes to manual work, LOl you would:wa:

[kissiemybuttie]

Carefull Dave most of my staff are women and as far as thier work goes I would not trade them in for any man as they seem to pay more attention to detail



thank you thank you thank you....that got you 25 brownie points with me....we will keep you hear on earth for a bit longer......LOL LOL :kk

[Norfolkdave]

Carefull Dave most of my staff is women and as far as thier work goes I would not trade them in for any man as they seem to pay more attention to detail

I know they used women in the second world war as near as possible doing the mens jobs but after the war the men came back to their posts and the women done an excellant job, Im mearly saying tell me whhat they could do

[Sandy]

any and everything. :D :na

[Lena]

I doubt it my friend who would mend the machinery for them! fix their cars! the washing machines! build the planes! and attend to the farming! and mend the churches! and if their this clever who would make the batteries for their vibrators LOL
Excuse me!!!!
Who did all the work you called 'man's work' during the war!!!
Who built the planes that were flown during the war, the guys wouldn't be able to fight the war without the planes!!!
Who did ALL the farming then, and still do most of it!!?
Who worked in the factories?? Including making vibrators these days!!
There are places here in London who has the best female engineers!!
Do i need to go on??? And besides all that who does your cooking and housework???

[kissiemybuttie]

I know they used women in the second world war as near as possible doing the mens jobs but after the war the men came back to their posts and the women done an excellant job, Im mearly saying tell me whhat they could do



if given time i can do almost anything...i may have a hubby...but he is away alot with the service...and i have done some pretty manly things....

[ravinghussy]

Excuse me!!!!
Who did all the work you called 'man's work' during the war!!!
Who built the planes that were flown during the war, the guys wouldn't be able to fight the war without the planes!!!
Who did ALL the farming then, and still do most of it!!?
Who worked in the factories?? Including making vibrators these days!!
There are places here in London who has the best female engineers!!
Do i need to go on??? And besides all that who does your cooking and houswork???


well said g/f

[belfast]

Dave the proctoligist called and they found your head:lmao

I know they used women in the second world war as near as possible doing the mens jobs but after the war the men came back to their posts and the women done an excellant job, Im mearly saying tell me whhat they could do

[Lena]

well said g/f
Thank you Raving!!
Could have said alot more!!!
there even women firefighters here!!
Etc...But i think this might be abit sexist to keep going on!!
So i will stop!!

[Wet Beaver]

Dave the proctoligist called and they found your head:lmao:lmao

[belfast]

Dave the first thing you do when digging yourself into a hole is throw away the shovel:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Excuse me!!!!
Who did all the work you called 'man's work' during the war!!!
Who built the planes that were flown during the war, the guys wouldn't be able to fight the war without the planes!!!
Who did ALL the farming then, and still do most of it!!?
Who worked in the factories?? Including making vibrators these days!!
There are places here in London who has the best female engineers!!
Do i need to go on??? And besides all that who does your cooking and housework???

What a load of !!!!!!!!!!! you speak Im leaving, I had enough Im sorry I answered this post in jest and you come back miss prim and proper, well I dont see women down the pits and I dont see women polishing stainless steel where dust gives you cancer

[kissiemybuttie]

What a load of !!!!!!!!!!! you speak Im leaving, I had enough Im sorry I answered this post in jest and you come back miss prim and proper, well I dont see women down the pits and I dont see women polishing stainless steel where dust gives you cancer



Dave chill out...we are here for you when you need someone to talk to...we are all sorry for you that Chris is ill...but I for one..know if she has strong support behind her she can beat the cancer...
We were all just trying to have a good time this morning...you are taking this all to personal!!!!!

[Lena]

What a load of !!!!!!!!!!! you speak Im leaving, I had enough Im sorry I answered this post in jest and you come back miss prim and proper, well I dont see women down the pits and I dont see women polishing stainless steel where dust gives you cancer
How do you know what women do~???
You don't know what half of the people do, just because you don't see or hear it does not mean a thing!!! Who do you think helped the guys in the pit?? Who looked after the family while they were down there?? think about it!! The guys worked there for long hours do you think they have time to do anything else when they came home!!?? Yeah if you want me to be miss prim and proper then let me!! who cares what you call me or what i am!!! if this was the other way round you would be saying things to defend your sex too!!! Say whatever you want!!

[Jy]

Well, it seems that a wisecrack about sending all the men to the moon has started a gender war of sorts.
Personally I have an issue with any comments that stereotype either gender, but it's also become quite fashionable to bash men, despite the fact that women would have their backs up if the same generalizations were made about them.
I wonder how the ladies would feel if one of the guys started a thread about ridding the planet of females. Offended? Damn right! Insulted? I sure would be!
I don't want to start splitting hairs about which sex is more capable, because it's not about gender, but about an individual's upbringing, values, work ethic, and personal talents.
I don't see any good coming from this line of thinking so I'm going to close this thread. Feel free to PM me if you are opposed to this, and we can talk about it.

[Sandy]

very well said jazzy. :55

[Penny]

I think Dave in having his period today :( If you cant take a joke then dont play Dave. If you get upset have a cup of coffee before you whine. In the time it takes you to drink it you will seee it was a joke.

[Barkiss]

I doubt it my friend who would mend the machinery for them! fix their cars! the washing machines! build the planes! and attend to the farming! and mend the churches! and if their this clever who would make the batteries for their vibrators LOL

Hell...I thought those were my wife's responsibilities...

[Jy]

Can we pleeease let this thread die, as it so desperately needs to?

[Lena]

Yes please!!!