Bruce Almighty

[Zifnab]

If you had one hour in which YOU got to do God's job, what would be your top priority?
World peace?
Cure for dissease?
End of hunger?
Better weather?

I think I would like to find a way to stop ingorance of the self inflicted nature.

[Norfolkdave]

Id be the God of Peace, because the world is so fragile with the fighting going on over the world today. I fear that the next generation may not have much to look forward to at this rate.

[italian_princess0420]

hummm this ones hard...i would have to say 2 things..i would like world peace, and cures for deases

[kissiemybuttie]

i guess i would want to cure deases...but then...would like to stop world hunger too...

[Zifnab]

sorry, but only one can be TOP on your list!
Toss a coin if you need to!

[kissiemybuttie]

sorry, but only one can be TOP on your list!
Toss a coin if you need to!


i tossed a coin and it landed on heads and tails...what do i do now??? sorry dont mean to make light of the thread...but i watched diabeties eat my dad alive...and have allways felt for the people that have had to go to bed hungry...that has to be no fun!!!!

[Zifnab]

i tossed a coin and it landed on heads and tails...what do i do now??? sorry dont mean to make light of the thread...but i watched diabeties eat my dad alive...and have allways felt for the people that have had to go to bed hungry...that has to be no fun!!!!

I agree, but never said number 2 has to be far behind! Just wanted to make sure people THOUGHT through their answers to find the MOST important issue for them...

[Rainmaker]

If you had one hour in which YOU got to do God's job, what would be your top priority?
World peace?
Cure for dissease?
End of hunger?
Better weather?

I think I would like to find a way to stop ingorance of the self inflicted nature.

ill go for the world peace!.....cause if there is peace then we will all work together on finding the cures for diseases and making sure ppl didnt go hungery

[sweetgapeach]

If you had one hour in which YOU got to do God's job, what would be your top priority?
World peace?
Cure for dissease?
End of hunger?
Better weather?

I think I would like to find a way to stop ingorance of the self inflicted nature.



I would help the Hungry , Sick and Homeless Children in this World . If anything in this world bothers me more than anything , is the Children in orphanges , hungry , abused , and sick . I would take care of that first .

[Jy]

I would make everyone's hearts two sizes bigger, just like the Grinch's. If we all had bigger hearts, world peace would follow, charity to our fellow human beings, working together toward curing diseases, and so on.

I've always had a theory that if everyone were required to carry a teddy bear everywhere they went, the world would be a better place. Teddy bears have a soothing effect, comfort you when you're alone, and you can't hold an AK47 while you're holding a bear.

[Barkiss]

If we all get a shot at this, I'll let the rest of you solve the world's problems, and I'll just enlarge my penis. This solves two of my problems: 1. the giggles that are caused when I drop my pants, and 2. a reference point for everytime someone calls me a Big Dick.

[italian_princess0420]

hey i like that teddy bear idea jazzy....good thinking:55

[sweetgapeach]

If we all get a shot at this, I'll let the rest of you solve the world's problems, and I'll just enlarge my penis. This solves two of my problems: 1. the giggles that are caused when I drop my pants, and 2. a reference point for everytime someone calls me a Big Dick.

I swear to God !:lmao I dont mean to laugh

[Sandy]

it would be world hunger for me. i can't stand the thought of babies crying cause therre hungry. it breaks my heart.

[Rainmaker]

it would be world hunger for me. i can't stand the thought of babies crying cause therre hungry. it breaks my heart.

thats me up and down-it breaks my heart

[upstr84u]

dammm just wasted 5 min thinking of a reply

[Rainmaker]

dammm just wasted 5 min thinking of a reply

:lmao ive done that before

[sweet]

it would be world hunger for me. i can't stand the thought of babies crying cause therre hungry. it breaks my heart.

I'm right there with you on that one. No one, especially children, should suffer like that.

[G...G]

Hunger and then world peace!!

[Sunfiresix]

Hunger and then world peace!!

I agree totally Georgia those two solved and everything would be harnonious.:55

[Jy]

Thanks Princess. I thought of it when I was just a little girl; thought about how happy I was hugging my teddy bear, and how everyone should have one!hey i like that teddy bear idea jazzy....good thinking:55

[Zifnab]

Thanks Princess. I thought of it when I was just a little girl; thought about how happy I was hugging my teddy bear, and how everyone should have one!
I always pictured you as a hug kind of person!:hug:

[Jy]

You got it in one Zif! One of my family nicknames is Huggy Bear because I'm always hugging everyone!

[Zifnab]

You got it in one Zif! One of my family nicknames is Huggy Bear because I'm always hugging everyone!
and not a dam thing wrong with that at all!
Just give a shout when ever you need one!

[Jy]

...ring...

[Zifnab]

...ring... for you dearest...:hug::hug::hug:

[Jy]

That's it. I'm packing my passport and heading down the 401!!

[Zifnab]

That's it. I'm packing my passport and heading down the 401!!
403 through sarnia is quicker....

[Jy]

Good point.

[Zifnab]

Good point.Shall I meet you at the border?

[Jy]

Great! That will save time!!

[Zifnab]

Great! That will save time!!
Give me a call when you are an hour away... I'll be waiting for you...

[Cotties]

Top Priority............ get me some sexy secretaries to bonk and a good assistant to get some work done.....

[MCat]

I would cure disease....then everyone would be well enough to take of there own

[Zifnab]

What about abolishing greed?

[Jy]

AAh, but that would be taken care of everyone's hearts were two sizes bigger, Zif!

I'm telling you, it's the answer to all our needs!


Well, that and the teddy bears...

[tiger50]

i wish for the oceans to be made of beer..lol
jk am goint ta buy a teddy....

nah i'll go with the starving kids:D

[Jy]

Again, the teddy bears would work for this as well, and the bigger hearts. All the world leaders would personally delivering supplies to every hungry child in the world if their hearts were two sizes bigger.

[Cotties]

I'll be serious for a brief moment... 1.Education for all... then maybe people won't roll out the babies when they don't know how to feed or support them or use them as a commodity.

2.equal rights for women in all countries of the world...

[Cotties]

sounds a bit selfish:sc What about abolishing greed?

[Zifnab]

I would like to make everyone spend one week being the person they most despise.

[Sandy]

why would you want to do that ?

[Dre]

To take all of the rich people and let them live in poverty so they could get an understanding of what they could do with their money instead of worrying about where to go next for a vacation.

[Zifnab]

why would you want to do that ?how would you feel about them after you have spent one week BEING them??? intollerance would virtually disappear,and selfishness would be rather tough to support as well.

[Sandy]

maybe or you could end up disliking them even more.

[Zifnab]

maybe or you could end up disliking them even more.then your ignorance would be a cause for you to be outcast....

[Sandy]

an observation does not make you ignorant.











then your ignorance would be a cause for you to be outcast....

[Zifnab]

an observation does not make you ignorant.to truly despise someone when you understand them totally is the sign of practiced, well rehearsed, IGNORANCE. hate what they do, or how they act
but the person? no!

[Cotties]

If I was god for a day.. I would get drunk so my complete fuck up in Africa wouldn't haunt me

[Zifnab]

so how about if I was to turn the sun blue and the sky yellow, the grass and leaves orange, mad the dolphins the dominant species, and gave humanity an overwhelming need to nurture and protect the planet?

[Sandy]

they would be great.

[Zifnab]

maybe change the air and water properties around too.....

[Zifnab]

new members.... maybe some new ideas....

[Annie]

I would make everyone's hearts two sizes bigger, just like the Grinch's. If we all had bigger hearts, world peace would follow, charity to our fellow human beings, working together toward curing diseases, and so on.

I've always had a theory that if everyone were required to carry a teddy bear everywhere they went, the world would be a better place. Teddy bears have a soothing effect, comfort you when you're alone, and you can't hold an AK47 while you're holding a bear.
I agree with Jazzy's take on this. All it takes to solve most of the world's problems is a little compassion and tiny bit of empathy.

... and a Teddy Bear Law is a step in the right direction!

[dartgirl]

They are having some skating finals in Spokane right now. One of the things you are not allowed to bring into the arena is a stuffed animal.

[Zifnab]

They are having some skating finals in Spokane right now. One of the things you are not allowed to bring into the arena is a stuffed animal.yeah, I can understand that.... tossed on the ice... skating backwards.... not a good combination

[dartgirl]

Or what did some idiot sew on the inside of the dang bear. It is an international competition. What is the world coming to?

[Annie]

Or what did some idiot sew on the inside of the dang bear. It is an international competition. What is the world coming to?
Wasn't that on an episode of Without a Trace? Something about trading of information?

[Zifnab]

Or what did some idiot sew on the inside of the dang bear. It is an international competition. What is the world coming to?Plato rather summed it up in the Republic...
"Could anything show a more shameful lack of culture than to have so little justice in oneself that one must get it from others, who thus become masters and judges over one?"

[dartgirl]

Wasn't that on an episode of Without a Trace? Something about trading of information?

Sounds familiar. Terrorists will take advantage of the fact that who would suspect a child.

[dartgirl]

Plato rather summed it up in the Republic...
"Could anything show a more shameful lack of culture than to have so little justice in oneself that one must get it from others, who thus become masters and judges over one?"

I like that. very nice!

[Zifnab]

I like that. very nice!I will send along your compliments when I visit him later in class....:D

[dartgirl]

And how old did you say you were? Or are you one of the psyic's that talks to the dead?

[Zifnab]

And how old did you say you were? Or are you one of the psyic's that talks to the dead?I have to go to class tonight and he is the center of the entire course... so we are supposed to "get familiar with and understand PLato"..... not sure how familiar I want to get to a dead guy...

[dartgirl]

I have to go to class tonight and he is the center of the entire course... so we are supposed to "get familiar with and understand PLato"..... not sure how familiar I want to get to a dead guy...

Oh good. Had me worried for a minute there. I can't get into the idea of talking to the dead. Class sounds interesting though. I've started reading a little philosphy.

[Polo38]

I would distribute inner peace and inner love to everyone....perhaps in doing so it would mitigate hatred (perhaps to liberal in my thinking)

Oh and lastly I would given everyone the ideal body and look they have in their minds.

[Cotties]

I was thinking of making hump day twice a week and women couldn't use mace or say no boy..down...well they could that turns me on they just couldn't kickIf you had one hour in which YOU got to do God's job, what would be your top priority?
World peace?
Cure for dissease?
End of hunger?
Better weather?

I think I would like to find a way to stop ingorance of the self inflicted nature.

[aceofspades1114]

I want to go to Africa and help build houses, I was looking at Help for Humanity but its 2,000 bucks, then you have to buy tickets out there.