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tiger50
03-03-2006, 03:34 AM
Now calling all site ladies to form a posse, elect a sherrif an deppities, to ride tha boundaries an protect us men from marauding ladies who are sukkin us dry.... cmon mount up..... we need u, trev needs u.... :D :lmao :whee: :lmao
Cotties
03-03-2006, 04:07 AM
Memoirs of a victim......
Last week a women came on line and I know she had an enlarged clitoris just by the way she treated me. sdffvdsv.. I'm sorry, I just can't think straight. Her name was Shutupori'llbiteitoff. First I thought she was German but no, infact, she was from a place where men are treated like meat and devoured accordingly. She asked me did I like to play with myself. I said yes thinking she was talking about solitaire. She sent me a privatemessage with a picture of herself playing cards, but to my horror it was a picture of filth and the stuff nightmares are made of. It was a VAGINA.
tiger50
03-03-2006, 04:19 AM
Memoirs of a victim......
Last week a women came on line and I know she had an enlarged clitoris just by the way her she treated me. sdffvdsv.. I'm sorry, I just can't think straight. Her name was Shutupori'llbiteitoff. First I thought she was German but no, infact, she was from a place where men are treated like meat and devoured accordingly. She asked me did I like to play with myself. I said yes thinking she was talking about solitaire. She sent me a privatemessage with a picture of herself playing cards, but to my horror it was a picture of filth and the stuff nightmares are made of. It was a VAGINA.
OMG mate u ok ??? need councelling....????? mount up girls . cotties needs u... :D :lmao :lmao :lmao
Norfolkdave
03-03-2006, 05:33 AM
Heh heh heh and you need the girls!!!!! See I knew you were sucking up...LOL, you want to be the Mayor.:lmao
tiger50
03-03-2006, 05:48 AM
Heh heh heh and you need the girls!!!!! See I knew you were sucking up...LOL, you want to be the Mayor.:lmao
u mean moribund the burgermeister???? hell yeh..:lmao
Norfolkdave
03-03-2006, 05:57 AM
u mean moribund the burgermeister???? hell yeh..:lmao
You just want to check out the females you :lmao
tiger50
03-03-2006, 06:00 AM
You just want to check out the females you :lmao
hell yeh shit i aint ded yet...... :D :55
Norfolkdave
03-03-2006, 06:09 AM
hell yeh shit i aint ded yet...... :D :55
I can still hear the grey matter bubbling:lmao
tiger50
03-03-2006, 06:11 AM
I can still hear the grey matter bubbling:lmao
lol can feel a new joke cummin..... :55
Norfolkdave
03-03-2006, 06:19 AM
An Englishman wanted to transform himself into an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how he could achieve this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong, but I will need to remove half your brain". "Yeah, that's OK" said the Englishman. "All my life I've wanted to be Irish so I'm prepared to take the risk."
The operation went ahead and sometime later the Englishman awoke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm terribly sorry!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out." The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"
tiger50
03-03-2006, 06:23 AM
An Englishman wanted to transform himself into an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how he could achieve this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong, but I will need to remove half your brain". "Yeah, that's OK" said the Englishman. "All my life I've wanted to be Irish so I'm prepared to take the risk."
The operation went ahead and sometime later the Englishman awoke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm terribly sorry!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out." The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"
rite that it.... :nu :nu :nu gunna bomb norfolk...lol
bak in a bit mate...... duty calls,
Norfolkdave
03-03-2006, 06:25 AM
LOL Grinning from ear to ear,
tiger50
03-03-2006, 06:54 AM
LOL Grinning from ear to ear,
did u see tha roo poo rainin down?????? :lmao
Norfolkdave
03-03-2006, 06:58 AM
" NuH the suns been out all morning and still is for the old saying goes
" The Sun always shines on the Righteous":lmao
tiger50
03-03-2006, 07:07 AM
" NuH the suns been out all morning and still is for the old saying goes
" The Sun always shines on the Righteous":lmao
aww bugger i always get slapped wif da shit..... :D
tiger50
03-03-2006, 07:08 AM
must be a wrongeous....:sc
Norfolkdave
03-03-2006, 07:09 AM
aww bugger i always get slapped wif da shit..... :D
Ahh poor roo roo, does roo roo want a cuddle!!!!!!!:D
tiger50
03-03-2006, 07:26 AM
Ahh poor roo roo, does roo roo want a cuddle!!!!!!!:D
well yeh but wat bout me repitition :sc eh, put chris on mate.... :D
Norfolkdave
03-03-2006, 07:31 AM
well yeh but wat bout me repitition :sc eh, put chris on mate.... :D
Heh heh heh your reputautation is intact.....LOL, Sorry chris isnt home from work yet, she wont be home for another hour, but when she does I,ll say Tiger wants a cuddle...LOL:lmao
tiger50
03-03-2006, 07:50 AM
Heh heh heh your reputautation is intact.....LOL, Sorry chris isnt home from work yet, she wont be home for another hour, but when she does I,ll say Tiger wants a cuddle...LOL:lmao
lol bugger..... kkkk hi chris.... :wa:
Norfolkdave
03-03-2006, 07:59 AM
I will show her you have been on here waiting paitently for her arrival
tiger50
03-03-2006, 08:00 AM
I will show her you have been on here waiting paitently for her arrival
yep, now mate dont u go jumpin on er bones.... :nu :lmao
pastryman
03-03-2006, 08:02 AM
need to place an ad here for a body guard any takers?
Norfolkdave
03-03-2006, 08:02 AM
Me jumping on her bones, we had a cuddle yesterday in a single bed but nothing was jumping, me snake hissed but stayed coiled
tiger50
03-03-2006, 08:09 AM
Me jumping on her bones, we had a cuddle yesterday in a single bed but nothing was jumping, me snake hissed but stayed coiled
lol... too much information...... :lmao
Norfolkdave
03-03-2006, 08:10 AM
need to place an ad here for a body guard any takers?
Tigers Game Tigers Lonely:D
pastryman
03-03-2006, 08:12 AM
as much as love him....dont think it would work out between Tiger and I
tiger50
03-03-2006, 08:12 AM
need to place an ad here for a body guard any takers?
geez mate u been sukkked on by marauding women too... awww shitttttt POSSE cum hither.... we ava man in need.... :lmao
Norfolkdave
03-03-2006, 08:14 AM
as much as love him....dont think it would work out between Tiger and I
You,ll be very very unsafe with Tiger Heh Heh Heh :lmao
tiger50
03-03-2006, 08:24 AM
You,ll be very very unsafe with Tiger Heh Heh Heh :lmao
heyyyyyyy :nu :nu :lmao
Norfolkdave
03-03-2006, 08:26 AM
Safe Unsafe Safe Unsafe Safe Unsafe zzzzzzzz sweet dreams
Sandy
03-03-2006, 08:29 AM
awe, do i need to protect you boys ?:D
tiger50
03-03-2006, 08:35 AM
awe, do i need to protect you boys ?:D
yeh shittt we are unda attach..... :D
tiger50
03-03-2006, 08:36 AM
oh yeh an tha elastic in me undies ave broken.....
Sandy
03-03-2006, 08:40 AM
i thought you didn't wear any. :D :na
oh yeh an tha elastic in me undies ave broken.....
tiger50
03-03-2006, 08:42 AM
i thought you didn't wear any. :D :na
heyyyyy :nu corse id , am due for a change out in 2 months..... then tha roo fa 6 months....
Shiane
03-03-2006, 08:47 AM
Laughing! My goodness I had no idea you fellas were having such a hard time with the ladies sucking you dry! I can imagine it must be a terrible thing for all of you. So bad infact you all are weak and suffering from dehydration:( I must say Trev may well be in the worst shape of all and in need of a lot of TLC. Well I for one won't stand for it so while MC protects you I will renourish your bodies with a little gatorade and geritol. You should all recover quickly and will be in tip-top shape soon. As for the psychological aspect of it, I do not know if any of you will ever fully recover from the psychological trauma you've suffered. ;)
Sandy
03-03-2006, 08:48 AM
:lmao good answer.
tiger50
03-03-2006, 08:51 AM
Laughing! My goodness I had no idea you fellas were having such a hard time with the ladies sucking you dry! I can imagine it must be a terrible thing for all of you. So bad infact you all are weak and suffering from dehydration:( I must say Trev may well be in the worst shape of all and in need of a lot of TLC. Well I for one won't stand for it so while MC protects you I will renourish your bodies with a little gatorade and geritol. You should all recover quickly and will be in tip-top shape soon. As for the psychological aspect of it, I do not know if any of you will ever fully recover from the psychological trauma you've suffered. ;)
gatorade???? geri watever, fark, get real we need beer, an eadjobs..... :lmao :lmao :lmao
tiger50
03-03-2006, 08:54 AM
yah just not in tune wif male needs, ang on will repost it....
Subject: If men wrote Cosmopolitan...
Q: My husband wants to experience three-in-a-bed-sex with me and my sister.
A: Your husband is clearly devoted to you. He cannot get enough of you, so he goes for the next best thing - your sister. Far from being an issue, this will bring all of the family together. Why not get some cousins involved?
If you are still apprehensive, then let him go with your relatives, buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice meal and don't mention this aspect of his behaviour.
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex with him.
A: Do it. Sperm is not only great tasting, but has only 10 calories a spoonful. It is nutritious and helps you to keep your figure and gives a great glow to the skin. Interestingly, a man knows this. His offer to you to perform oral sex with him is totally selfless. Oral sex is extremely painful for a man. This shows he loves you. Best thing to do is to thank him, buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice meal.
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behaviour - and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. Far from being pleasurable, a night out with the boys is a stressful affair, and to get back to you is a relief for your partner. Just look back at how emotional and happy the man is when he returns to his stable home. Best thing to do is to buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice meal and don't mention this aspect of his behaviour.
Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time. To help with the family budget you may wish to video tape yourself while doing this, and to sell it at flea markets. To ease your selfish guilt, buy your man a nice expensive present, and cook him a delicious meal.
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: Foreplay to a man is very hurtful. What it means is that you do not love your man as much as you should - he has to work a lot to get you in the mood. Abandon all wishes in this area, and make it up to him by buying a nice expensive present, and cooking a nice meal.
Q: My husband has never given me an orgasm.
A: The female orgasm is a myth. It is fostered by militant, man-hating feminists and is a danger to the family unit. Don't mention it again to him and show your love to him by buying a nice expensive present and don't forget to cook him a delicious meal.
Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex ?
A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it comes to love and sex, men are much more responsible, since they're not confused emotionally as women. It's a proven fact.
Q: Should I have sex on the first date ?
A: YES. Before if possible.
Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex ?
A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important thing to remember is that you must do whatever he tells you without question. Sometimes, however, he may ask you to do certain things that may at first seem strange to you. Do them anyway.
Q: How long should the sex act last ?
A: There is no average time, but anything over two minutes is good. Anything under that and you may be rushing your man. After your man has finished making love, he'll have a natural desire to leave you suddenly, and go out with his friends to play golf. Or perhaps another activity, such as going out with his friends to the bar for the purpose of consuming large amounts of alcohol and sharing a few personal thoughts with his buddies. Don't feel left out--while he's gone you can busy yourself by doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment, or perhaps even going out to buy him an expensive gift. He'll come back when he's ready.
Q: What is "after play?"
A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his manly energy. "After play" is simply a list of important activities for you to do after the lovemaking. This includes lighting his cigarette, making him a sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few beers, or leaving him alone to sleep while you go out and buy him an expensive gift.
Q: Does the size of the penis matter ?
A: Yes. Although many women believe that quality, not quantity, is important, studies show this is simply not true. The average erect male penis measures about 3 inches. Anything longer than that is extremely rare and, if by some chance your lover's sexual organ is 4 inches or over, you should go down on your knees and thank you lucky stars and do everything possible to please him, such as doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment and buying him an expensive gift.
Shiane
03-03-2006, 09:01 AM
gatorade???? geri watever, fark, get real we need beer, an eadjobs..... :lmao :lmao :lmao
Sheeeeesh you were just complaining about being sucked bone dry, just like a man to want more beer and BJ's lol :na
tiger50
03-03-2006, 09:12 AM
Sheeeeesh you were just complaining about being sucked bone dry, just like a man to want more beer and BJ's lol :na
nooooo silly girl eadjob, haircut... shittttttt :D
Barkiss
03-03-2006, 09:56 AM
This was great reading!!! You all have too much fun while I'm asleep...Guess I'm going to rearrange some sleeping patterns....
Shiane
03-03-2006, 10:02 AM
nooooo silly girl eadjob, haircut... shittttttt :D
Holy crocodiles! a eadjob is a haircut? :whee: my bad
Holy crocodiles! a eadjob is a haircut? :whee: my bad
:lmao gets hard to understand him some times.
Sandy
03-03-2006, 10:04 AM
hey don't feel bad, i thought the same thing. :lmao
Holy crocodiles! a eadjob is a haircut? :whee: my bad
Shiane
03-03-2006, 10:04 AM
This was great reading!!! You all have too much fun while I'm asleep...Guess I'm going to rearrange some sleeping patterns....
Sheeeeesh another one sucked dry:na
Sandy
03-03-2006, 10:04 AM
it doesn't take much for bar. :D :na
Shiane
03-03-2006, 10:09 AM
:lmao gets hard to understand him some times.
Whew, I thought I was having yet another blonde moment!:D
Sandy
03-03-2006, 10:10 AM
if you did i had it with you honey. :D
Going to start a forum for just Dave and Tiger because they will be the only ones to understand everything that is said.:lmao
Shiane
03-03-2006, 10:14 AM
LOL maybe we need to find an enterpretor, lol preferably not a blonde one.
Barkiss
03-03-2006, 10:14 AM
Going to start a forum for just Dave and Tiger because they will be the only ones to understand everything that is said.:lmao
:lmao I think we should hire translators...;)
Sandy
03-03-2006, 10:15 AM
lol honey i'm not blonde. :D
LOL maybe we need to find an enterpretor, lol preferably not a blonde one.
lol honey i'm not blonde. :D
we sure thought so. :lmao
Sandy
03-03-2006, 10:18 AM
awe trev, we know your are honey, but that doesn't mean everybody else is. :D :na
we sure thought so. :lmao
Shiane
03-03-2006, 10:20 AM
lol honey i'm not blonde. :D
LOL Sandy you don't have to be blonde to get confused here.:D
Sandy
03-03-2006, 10:21 AM
oh god isn't that the truth. :D
GeekMaster
03-03-2006, 10:23 AM
Where do I get my "Protected by PPC ladies" window sticker??
Sandy
03-03-2006, 10:23 AM
lol we haven't made them up yet. :lmao
Shiane
03-03-2006, 10:27 AM
Where do I get my "Protected by PPC ladies" window sticker??
Just peel the label off a geritol bottle and plaster it on your window, that'll work.;)
Sandy
03-03-2006, 10:28 AM
i like that one. :lmao
Just peel the label off a geritol bottle and plaster it on your window, that'll work.;)
GeekMaster
03-03-2006, 10:32 AM
Just peel the label off a geritol bottle and plaster it on your window, that'll work.;)
Why would I have Geritol?;)
Now calling all site ladies to form a posse, elect a sherrif an deppities, to ride tha boundaries an protect us men from marauding ladies who are sukkin us dry.... cmon mount up..... we need u, trev needs u.... :D :lmao :whee: :lmao
:nu
Sandy
03-03-2006, 10:41 AM
dang trev , i new you were easy, but not that easy. :D :na
dang trev , i new you were easy, but not that easy. :D :na
you didn't seem to mind that I was that easy.
Sandy
03-03-2006, 10:56 AM
[yeah but that was before i relized how easy. :na
QUOTE=Trev]you didn't seem to mind that I was that easy.[/QUOTE]
Shiane
03-03-2006, 10:57 AM
dang trev , i new you were easy, but not that easy. :D :na
You've been holding out on me? Well now we might just have to talk about this!;)
[QUOTE=mywifemark][yeah but that was before i relized how easy. :na
but you kept coming back for more.
Sandy
03-03-2006, 10:58 AM
only in your dreams honey, only in your dreams. :D :na
only in your dreams honey, only in your dreams. :D :na
no, I believe you do keep coming back for more. :D
Sandy
03-03-2006, 11:00 AM
lol only in you dreams, remember you couldn't handle it. :D :na
[QUOTE=mywifemark][yeah but that was before i relized how easy. :na
NOw you have let Shiane know. You weren't going to tell anyone. :nu
Sandy
03-03-2006, 11:01 AM
lol oh hell baby, everybody knows how easy you are. its not a secret. :D :na
lol only in you dreams, remember you couldn't handle it. :D :na
so your finally coming clean and saying it wasn't only in my dreams. :D Your post.
Sandy
03-03-2006, 11:03 AM
no i didn't say that, i said i knew you couldn't handle it. :na
no i didn't say that, i said i knew you couldn't handle it. :na
now your changing your wording. Your just having a hard time admitting the truth.
Sandy
03-03-2006, 11:05 AM
its been fun darlin but i've got to run, its payday. time to go give away all our money. bye. :D :wa:
Shiane
03-03-2006, 11:07 AM
Wow Trev, I had no idea! Just what else dont I know?
Psssst Sandy, how was he?:lmao
Wow Trev, I had no idea! Just what else dont I know?
Psssst Sandy, how was he?:lmao
You'll just have come and find out.
Shiane
03-03-2006, 11:28 AM
grins i'm on my way
Penny
03-03-2006, 12:54 PM
to funny:D
grins i'm on my way
will be waiting with .............
Norfolkdave
03-03-2006, 01:21 PM
it doesn't take much for bar. :D :na
You can come into my bar anyday and suck me dry LOL and look after me Im looking for bar staff!:lmao
Barkiss
03-03-2006, 01:23 PM
You can come into my bar anyday and suck me dry LOL and look after me Im looking for bar staff!:lmao
I will never show you my staff...
Norfolkdave
03-03-2006, 01:27 PM
I will never show you my staff...
Oh and Im searching for Staff too!!!!!!! Mywifemark is a good puller, she has a firm grip, pulls in one, pushes back in one, smiles, and forms a good head!, what are your qualities:lmao
Sandy
03-03-2006, 03:50 PM
but bar you flashed us all your staff darlin. :D :na
I will never show you my staff...
Shiane
03-03-2006, 04:15 PM
will be waiting with .............
hopefully just a smile;)
Sandy
03-03-2006, 04:20 PM
that might be all you get, its kinda hard to tell with all those feathers. :D :na
hopefully just a smile;)
Shiane
03-03-2006, 04:50 PM
that might be all you get, its kinda hard to tell with all those feathers. :D :na
Psssst it's just a costume, he retired the feathers last week;)
Sandy
03-03-2006, 05:12 PM
cool, but think about it. those feathers couldn't hide much. need i say more ?
:na
tiger50
03-03-2006, 05:40 PM
that might be all you get, its kinda hard to tell with all those feathers. :D :na
bloody ell am keepin me staff tukked in... :D
Sandy
03-03-2006, 05:41 PM
what staff ????????:D :na
bloody ell am keepin me staff tukked in... :D
tiger50
03-03-2006, 05:49 PM
what staff ????????:D :na
smartarse......:nu :lmao
Sandy
03-03-2006, 05:51 PM
better a smart-arse than a dumb-arse anyday. :na
smartarse......:nu :lmao
Zifnab
03-04-2006, 10:13 AM
better a smart-arse than a dumb-arse anyday. :naThats MY line and it goes "better a smart ass and know it than a dumb ass and not!"
get it right if you want to plagerize!:lmao
Zifnab
03-04-2006, 10:41 AM
Now calling all site ladies to form a posse, elect a sherrif an deppities, to ride tha boundaries an protect us men from marauding ladies who are sukkin us dry.... cmon mount up..... we need u, trev needs u.... :D :lmao :whee: :lmao I agree with the concept and have in fact already given one the title of Defender of the Desired Dick!
I am starting to worry Tiger. We are thinking alike TOO much here!
Norfolkdave
03-04-2006, 11:43 AM
NO NO NO Not two tigers, wed never cope!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zifnab
03-04-2006, 11:51 AM
NO NO NO Not two tigers, wed never cope!!!!!!!!!!!!Aye! Thats the cause of my worries exactly!
Sunfiresix
03-04-2006, 11:55 AM
I was afraid Tiger would try to clone himself, heaven forbid and save us......
Norfolkdave
03-04-2006, 11:59 AM
You need to have a brain check immediately, veins cleaned and any dust particles removed with a fine blower. Its that microwave bed you have been working on, its the interactible reflectors of the zimmerestic projectors that have misaligned.
Zifnab
03-04-2006, 12:08 PM
You need to have a brain check immediately, veins cleaned and any dust particles removed with a fine blower. Its that microwave bed you have been working on, its the interactible reflectors of the zimmerestic projectors that have misaligned.zimmerestic projectors???? when did he install those??? I can't have those in the lab!!!
They will circumvent the output of the osmolation vetrexhortanwing!!!
Norfolkdave
03-04-2006, 12:12 PM
Thats It!!!!! Thats the problem.......(output of the osmolation vetrexhortanwing!!!) thats got into the orgasmic twangers that have to be vented in the reflectors, and its the dust of the reflectors that has got into you, you will have to have a blow job to eradate the dust,
Zifnab
03-04-2006, 12:15 PM
Thats It!!!!! Thats the problem.......(output of the osmolation vetrexhortanwing!!!) thats got into the orgasmic twangers that have to be vented in the reflectors, and its the dust of the reflectors that has got into you, you will have to have a blow job to eradate the dust,Are you hitting on me Dave? Was that an offer???? I just didn't know you felt that way you kinky fellow you!!!:lmao
Norfolkdave
03-04-2006, 12:18 PM
:nu me give blowjobs nowaw...ooops show have said with the vacumm cleaner, it has to be The Dyson brand, it sucks hard Im told.....LOL LOL LOL:lmao
Zifnab
03-06-2006, 08:44 PM
yeah, nice cover there Dave!quick thinking!:lmao:lmao
tiger50
05-29-2006, 05:23 AM
wb is threating ta do damages to me poor body.. kiss this and the rest of the ho's ave joined her... i need u ppc gals ta mount up here, an protect me ass an sausages... :D
Cotties
05-29-2006, 05:36 AM
Don't let tiger go getting you involved with that gang Cher...you were invited to join the outlaw gang quite a while ago so we get first dibs on you.
You don't want to upset Z.P....its never happened and we don't know what he's capable of..
wb is threating ta do damages to me poor body.. kiss this and the rest of the ho's ave joined her... i need u ppc gals ta mount up here, an protect me ass an sausages... :D
Cotties
05-29-2006, 05:40 AM
I refuse to re-read this thread Tiger but if I recall ....you're the leader of the Protectors of Potential Cok. And that was because only you and Zif joined it.
Now Daves gang the Protector of Potential Pussy had some real numbers. And Wet Bs gang was the toughest and carry Mod cards and PPP badges.
wb is threating ta do damages to me poor body.. kiss this and the rest of the ho's ave joined her... i need u ppc gals ta mount up here, an protect me ass an sausages... :D
Norfolkdave
05-29-2006, 08:45 AM
wb is threating ta do damages to me poor body.. kiss this and the rest of the ho's ave joined her... i need u ppc gals ta mount up here, an protect me ass an sausages... :D
I,ll help you man............ODIN to the rescue, and is mate ODICK we,ll rally to the call,:wa:
Norfolkdave
05-29-2006, 08:46 AM
I refuse to re-read this thread Tiger but if I recall ....you're the leader of the Protectors of Potential Cok. And that was because only you and Zif joined it.
Now Daves gang the Protector of Potential Pussy had some real numbers. And Wet Bs gang was the toughest and carry Mod cards and PPP badges.
ODIn and OHDICK to the rescue:lmao
KissThis
05-29-2006, 02:18 PM
ODIn and OHDICK to the rescue:lmao
just remember whoever protects tiger ..wb and her ho's get to do them 'double' of whatever they do to tiger.:na :lmao
Norfolkdave
05-30-2006, 05:46 AM
:lmao I think we should hire translators...;)
Thankya bor,ita be hard to understand our squit when we get a going bor:D
Norfolkdave
05-30-2006, 05:48 AM
Going to start a forum for just Dave and Tiger because they will be the only ones to understand everything that is said.:lmao
Ok what ya going to name it....Dick and Tits Page:lmao
Cotties
05-30-2006, 06:21 AM
Don't they have dictionary's in the trailer parks...
Norfolkdave
05-30-2006, 06:26 AM
Don't they have dictionary's in the trailer parks...
Trailer Parks what you own about, you been at grannies gripe water!:D
Zpanther
05-30-2006, 12:17 PM
wb is threating ta do damages to me poor body.. kiss this and the rest of the ho's ave joined her... i need u ppc gals ta mount up here, an protect me ass an sausages... :D
Good! :D Maybe that'll keep her and her 'hoes' occupied for awhile. ;)
.... us outlaws need a break once in awhile. (Still keepin' one eye out for Shiane with the PPP.... just love lookin' at that badge pinned to her chest though)
Wet Beaver
05-30-2006, 12:28 PM
wb is threating ta do damages to me poor body.. kiss this and the rest of the ho's ave joined her... i need u ppc gals ta mount up here, an protect me ass an sausages... :D
what are you talking about??? we just want to shave the hair off your butt.....:na
of course we need a torch to do it....
Norfolkdave
05-30-2006, 12:34 PM
what are you talking about??? we just want to shave the hair off your butt.....:na
of course we need a torch to do it....
and thats what hes worried about incase you sorta do a flick of the wrist action:lmao
Wet Beaver
05-30-2006, 12:53 PM
and thats what hes worried about incase you sorta do a flick of the wrist action:lmao
then he would have a cooked sausage.........:D
Norfolkdave
05-30-2006, 12:57 PM
then he would have a cooked sausage.........:D
rare!. medium rare, or well done!:lf
Wet Beaver
05-30-2006, 12:58 PM
rare!. medium rare, or well done!:lf
i like mine a little pink inside.......:blowjob:
Norfolkdave
05-30-2006, 01:07 PM
i like mine a little pink inside.......:blowjob:
LOL medium rare....................TIGER, your gonna be ok!:lmao
KissThis
05-30-2006, 01:10 PM
LOL medium rare....................TIGER, your gonna be ok!:lmao
wait.. he might not be.. i like mine well done and squirting everywhere.:D Wb will ya do a piece well done for me?:lmao
Wet Beaver
05-30-2006, 01:11 PM
wait.. he might not be.. i like mine well done and squirting everywhere.:D Wb will ya do a piece well done for me?:lmao
of course.....which end do you want??
KissThis
05-30-2006, 01:14 PM
of course.....which end do you want??
well i love meat balls .. so that should tell ya.. If he has any left overs that is..:D
Wet Beaver
05-30-2006, 01:15 PM
well i love meat balls .. so that should tell ya.. If he has any left overs that is..:D
they are yours.....to bad they are so small.......
KissThis
05-30-2006, 01:18 PM
they are yours.....to bad they are so small.......
I'll just throw in some extra meat and make um bigger....
Wet Beaver
05-30-2006, 01:19 PM
I'll just throw in some extra meat and make um bigger....
your not going to "pack" him also??
Norfolkdave
05-30-2006, 01:23 PM
they are yours.....to bad they are so small.......
Yeah but we didnt tell what went with ithttp://www.isisol.com.au/users/bertandthel/piccies/BQ255.gifA good workout
KissThis
05-30-2006, 01:23 PM
your not going to "pack" him also??
sounds like fun to me... hey instead of just tiger... why dont we go after all the men... make it a real 'shaving' party... why let tiger have all the fun?
Wet Beaver
05-30-2006, 01:40 PM
sounds like fun to me... hey instead of just tiger... why dont we go after all the men... make it a real 'shaving' party... why let tiger have all the fun?
sounds like fun to me.......
cherokeered
10-04-2006, 10:06 PM
Made me laugh.....:D :D
yah just not in tune wif male needs, ang on will repost it....
Subject: If men wrote Cosmopolitan...
Q: My husband wants to experience three-in-a-bed-sex with me and my sister.
A: Your husband is clearly devoted to you. He cannot get enough of you, so he goes for the next best thing - your sister. Far from being an issue, this will bring all of the family together. Why not get some cousins involved?
If you are still apprehensive, then let him go with your relatives, buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice meal and don't mention this aspect of his behaviour.
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex with him.
A: Do it. Sperm is not only great tasting, but has only 10 calories a spoonful. It is nutritious and helps you to keep your figure and gives a great glow to the skin. Interestingly, a man knows this. His offer to you to perform oral sex with him is totally selfless. Oral sex is extremely painful for a man. This shows he loves you. Best thing to do is to thank him, buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice meal.
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behaviour - and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. Far from being pleasurable, a night out with the boys is a stressful affair, and to get back to you is a relief for your partner. Just look back at how emotional and happy the man is when he returns to his stable home. Best thing to do is to buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice meal and don't mention this aspect of his behaviour.
Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time. To help with the family budget you may wish to video tape yourself while doing this, and to sell it at flea markets. To ease your selfish guilt, buy your man a nice expensive present, and cook him a delicious meal.
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: Foreplay to a man is very hurtful. What it means is that you do not love your man as much as you should - he has to work a lot to get you in the mood. Abandon all wishes in this area, and make it up to him by buying a nice expensive present, and cooking a nice meal.
Q: My husband has never given me an orgasm.
A: The female orgasm is a myth. It is fostered by militant, man-hating feminists and is a danger to the family unit. Don't mention it again to him and show your love to him by buying a nice expensive present and don't forget to cook him a delicious meal.
Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex ?
A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it comes to love and sex, men are much more responsible, since they're not confused emotionally as women. It's a proven fact.
Q: Should I have sex on the first date ?
A: YES. Before if possible.
Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex ?
A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important thing to remember is that you must do whatever he tells you without question. Sometimes, however, he may ask you to do certain things that may at first seem strange to you. Do them anyway.
Q: How long should the sex act last ?
A: There is no average time, but anything over two minutes is good. Anything under that and you may be rushing your man. After your man has finished making love, he'll have a natural desire to leave you suddenly, and go out with his friends to play golf. Or perhaps another activity, such as going out with his friends to the bar for the purpose of consuming large amounts of alcohol and sharing a few personal thoughts with his buddies. Don't feel left out--while he's gone you can busy yourself by doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment, or perhaps even going out to buy him an expensive gift. He'll come back when he's ready.
Q: What is "after play?"
A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his manly energy. "After play" is simply a list of important activities for you to do after the lovemaking. This includes lighting his cigarette, making him a sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few beers, or leaving him alone to sleep while you go out and buy him an expensive gift.
Q: Does the size of the penis matter ?
A: Yes. Although many women believe that quality, not quantity, is important, studies show this is simply not true. The average erect male penis measures about 3 inches. Anything longer than that is extremely rare and, if by some chance your lover's sexual organ is 4 inches or over, you should go down on your knees and thank you lucky stars and do everything possible to please him, such as doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment and buying him an expensive gift.
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