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Sexylady06
03-07-2006, 04:55 PM
Tell us what was your most embarrassing sexual moment? What happened and why was it so embarrassing for you?

Rainmaker
03-07-2006, 05:01 PM
Tell us what was your most embarrassing sexual moment? What happened and why was it so embarrassing for you?


i was having sex with my hub in his parents kitchen(we were dating at the time)....we started out on the kitchen table and ended up in the chair ...it was dark in there....when we got done and was cleaningup.. to my shock i had started my mthly and we didnt know it... i was disgusted and blushing very bad and all he could do was laugh because he had never seen me blush he said..............i know its sick.... i have plenty of embarrasing stories with sex-lol-but thats what u get when u like to venture out of the bedroom;)

Sexylady06
03-07-2006, 05:41 PM
I was having sex with my husband (boyfriend at the time) and we were a little loud. Well it was at his mom's house and she worked the night shift, well that night she decided to come home early, we didn't hear her but she heard us. She slammed her keys on the table, so we could hear her. In other words, she was telling us I can hear you and shut up. I was so embarrassed when I came face to face with her the next morning.

G...G
03-07-2006, 05:50 PM
I think the most embarrassing for me was when one of my children walked in one time. They didn't know what was going on but boy was I embarrassed!!

sweetgapeach
03-07-2006, 06:00 PM
Ok, I have answered something like this before , so I will use same answer , because it truly was very embarassing . I gave my Hubsband Whip lash , Badly . Where we had to go to Hospital , and explain How he got the Whip Lash. And the look on the Doctors face , He winked at me as he left the room !l LOL

Rainmaker
03-07-2006, 06:40 PM
Ok, I have answered something like this before , so I will use same answer , because it truly was very embarassing . I gave my Hubsband Whip lash , Badly . Where we had to go to Hospital , and explain How he got the Whip Lash. And the look on the Doctors face , He winked at me as he left the room !l LOL

:lmao never gave my hub whiplash....but have gave him back problems ..sex on a picnic table is tricky-lol

Sexylady06
03-08-2006, 04:06 PM
Never gave my husband whip lash either, but he has had plenty of leg cramps, during the session.



Ok, I have answered something like this before , so I will use same answer , because it truly was very embarassing . I gave my Hubsband Whip lash , Badly . Where we had to go to Hospital , and explain How he got the Whip Lash. And the look on the Doctors face , He winked at me as he left the room !l LOL

Sandy
03-08-2006, 07:23 PM
oh god we have our toys right. well its the weekend house full of people, and the baby comes out of my room, with the vibebrator and says can i play with this, y'all i thought i would die.

Sunfiresix
03-08-2006, 08:08 PM
Middle of the summer, very hot night just moved into house, no air conditioning. Wife and I making love around midnight, she was extremely noisy enjoing it, I mean as loud as she could.

I had to face new neighbors in the morning, and they were the straight saved Kind, they just kind of smiled and rolled thier eyes.

Sexylady06
03-08-2006, 11:15 PM
OMG, I bet that was very embarrassing. I now know to put my toys out of reach of my little one.:lmao



oh god we have our toys right. well its the weekend house full of people, and the baby comes out of my room, with the vibebrator and says can i play with this, y'all i thought i would die.

bonzzz4292
03-08-2006, 11:43 PM
well as for me it would have to be when my wife and i were dating. we rented a hotel room near where we live and were going at it pretty hard. the bed started to sound like a helicopter. banging on the wall to our neighbors room. much to our suprise they were doing the same thing to the wall. so we were taking turns flying around the rooms.lol:na

italian_princess0420
03-08-2006, 11:43 PM
lets just say my mom caught us....OMG was that embarrassing.



then another time, teddy, my boyfriends chihuahua, brought my mom an un-used condem still in the package. Even though it was not used, it still felt like it had been. Then my mom has the nerve to say somethin, and my boyfrineds like "hey at least we use em" Dumb dog

Wyvern75
03-10-2006, 06:21 PM
When I was at Ft. Bliss, TX, one of my NCOs wife was taking the neighborhood kids to school and one of the 1st Graders was taking Mommy's toy (a dildo) to show and tell. The wife "traded" the kid and took it back to a much embarassed Mommy.

oh god we have our toys right. well its the weekend house full of people, and the baby comes out of my room, with the vibebrator and says can i play with this, y'all i thought i would die.

Eric69
03-10-2006, 07:14 PM
i was 17 with the first girl i has gone all the way with. we could not find places to have sex very eazy and we were in my car doing it in a housing track that only had the roads in and no houses yet. when we finished there were three kids on bikes watching us.

Eric69
03-10-2006, 07:16 PM
same girl ....first time we went all the way. just as we were starting to get dressed a cop is knocking on the car window.

husavik
03-11-2006, 08:54 AM
I was really drunk and I passed out while my girlfriend was on top of me and we were in her parents rec room and she had to frantically to and wake me because her parents were on there way home. She had to dress me and pour cold water on me before I finally woke up just in time.

DrippingIndiscretion
03-11-2006, 09:21 AM
I got caught by my 18 year old son going down on my husband. We were completely horrified but my poor kid must be scarred for life.

Sunfiresix
03-11-2006, 09:25 AM
Welcome to the site Dripping

Your son was either scarred for life, or had his first truly erotic moment!!!!

DrippingIndiscretion
03-11-2006, 09:37 AM
Thank you, SFS.

WhiteKnight
05-27-2008, 05:55 PM
Most embarrassing moment was my ex and i were having sex in what we thought was a dry and safe field on a cliff and we were busy doing what we like to do unknown to us the car and started to sink into the ground there was a knoick on our window and a troupe of boy scouts wanting to know if we needed help, i think they earned a few badges that night,

kjguy43
05-27-2008, 07:50 PM
I was able to have a fantasy of mine come true, but it only lasted like 10 secs, I was so turned on I blew way to quick, i think it was pre pre pre premature ejaculation.

So, still need to live this one out again!

Sensual Woman
05-27-2008, 08:11 PM
I was able to have a fantasy of mine come true, but it only lasted like 10 secs, I was so turned on I blew way to quick, i think it was pre pre pre premature ejaculation.

So, still need to live this one out again!

Hey, that's normal for my husband....

Jules1
05-27-2008, 08:14 PM
Most embarrassing moment was my ex and i were having sex in what we thought was a dry and safe field on a cliff and we were busy doing what we like to do unknown to us the car and started to sink into the ground there was a knoick on our window and a troupe of boy scouts wanting to know if we needed help, i think they earned a few badges that night,

Sounds like YOU earned the medal!

Dragon_lady
05-29-2008, 04:10 PM
Not sure if its "sexual" but, you'll be the judge of that!

I'm with a new guy, one night stand, and i try to have my fingers go through his hair... i like to grab a little hair, but the guy moves back so i can't... i wait a little bit, but i can't help it, i try again and make it fast... i grab the hair and it...well, all came with my hand....

turned out the guy had a hair piece, and instead of telling me, well, he ran to the washroom. Poor guy was not from around, so he couldn't leave my house. I still laugh and he probably still hate himself for not telling first!

jmsmith12345
05-29-2008, 04:16 PM
My most embarrassing sexual moment was when I was dating a twin, and we all got drunk at a party one night, came back to the house and she went to bed, I was really drunk, so a few minutes later, I went up to try to "wake her up". I woke her sister up instead. The shock value was priceless, but we were both drunk and horny, so we did it anyway. So embarrassing and exciting all in the same night. We never spoke about that night again, and never told her sister.

ksue7274
05-29-2008, 04:26 PM
Hmmmm, I would have to say one was when I was dating a guy in high school. We were uh...really into each other and didn't realize his little brother was peeking through the door to watch us.

LuckyJest
05-29-2008, 04:27 PM
(gulp)

tx_ladychaser
05-29-2008, 04:51 PM
was staying at a friends' house for a big party, with about 10 other people, most couples, some family. my g/f at the time got pretty loaded, so after we went to bed, she woke up VERY horny. we were able to keep quiet (we were in a guest room) for most of it (including 2 O's I gave her). Then we were going doggie style and a cat I didn't know had gotten locked in the room with us licked the bottom of my VERY ticklish foot. I jumped so hard, fast, and at an angle that I hit the oh-so-sweet spot, and the dam just broke. She just screamed like a banshee, and couldn't stop. The whole house woke up, came to check on us. Yikes. Worst part was her having to look at her brother and a cousin in the morning at breakfast.

Maddi
05-29-2008, 05:15 PM
Mine had to be this one time, I was "getting it on" really hard and fast in the doggy position and well, air got caught in my vagina and got pushed out really hard, So it sounded like I just sat down really hard on a wet whoopie cushion hahaha. Let's just say the sex ended there even though "he" still wanted to go at it and didn't mind but I was SOOO embarrassed!! I think it's called a "queef" or something like that hhaha But mine was REALLY loud!!

tx_ladychaser
05-29-2008, 05:17 PM
Yep, that's a queef. completely natural thing to happen, but when it does, it's damn hard to get back in the mood.

Maddi
05-29-2008, 05:33 PM
Yes and very embarrassing

Krystal
05-29-2008, 05:50 PM
Mine had to be this one time, I was "getting it on" really hard and fast in the doggy position and well, air got caught in my vagina and got pushed out really hard, So it sounded like I just sat down really hard on a wet whoopie cushion hahaha. Let's just say the sex ended there even though "he" still wanted to go at it and didn't mind but I was SOOO embarrassed!! I think it's called a "queef" or something like that hhaha But mine was REALLY loud!!
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glad someone else said it first! LOL