spare_change
03-13-2006, 02:01 PM
As most know, we have been having some heated discussion about who will do what to whom. Men complain that they are getting mixed signals, and women complain that there were NO signals, at all.
So, in the interest of clarity and brevity, I have created a series of standardized signature lines that I think will help to clearly signal the boundaries within which you are willing to operate. I ask that you select one, add it to your profile, and help the others on the site better understand your goals. These have, necessarily, been divided into Women’s Signature Lines, and Men’s Signature Lines.
WOMEN’S SIGNATURE LINES
1) As a member of the Sisters of Mercy convent, I am not now, nor will I ever be, interested in any part of a man’s body, and most definitely, not your feeble mind.
2) I am a happily married woman, and I am not interested in you. I am only interested in seeing if I can get you all hot and bothered, as a validation of my perceived attractiveness.
3) I am a happily married woman, and I am just here to bitch about my husband (which is what makes me happy).
4) I am a moderately married woman, and I am not interested in your advances – never, no way, no how – unless, of course, you are going to take me away from this asshole who farts at the dinner table, and thinks that the toilet seat is a target.
5) I am a moderately happily married woman who is not remotely interested in cybering with you, but might be willing to try the other guy.
6) I am a moderately happily married woman who wonders what I might have missed, but I am pretty sure it ain’t you.
7) I am a moderately happily married woman who is consider exploring the OTHER side, because, after all, there must be something better than men.
8) I am an unhappily married woman, and blame all men for it.
9) I am an unmarried woman --- oops, wrong website.
MEN’S SIGNATURE LINES
1) I am a happily married man, and I just want to see tits.
2) I am a moderately happily married man, and I just want to see tits.
3) I am an unhappily married man, and I just want to see tits.
4) I am a single man, and I have no idea what tits look like.
5) Please send donations.
So, in the interest of clarity and brevity, I have created a series of standardized signature lines that I think will help to clearly signal the boundaries within which you are willing to operate. I ask that you select one, add it to your profile, and help the others on the site better understand your goals. These have, necessarily, been divided into Women’s Signature Lines, and Men’s Signature Lines.
WOMEN’S SIGNATURE LINES
1) As a member of the Sisters of Mercy convent, I am not now, nor will I ever be, interested in any part of a man’s body, and most definitely, not your feeble mind.
2) I am a happily married woman, and I am not interested in you. I am only interested in seeing if I can get you all hot and bothered, as a validation of my perceived attractiveness.
3) I am a happily married woman, and I am just here to bitch about my husband (which is what makes me happy).
4) I am a moderately married woman, and I am not interested in your advances – never, no way, no how – unless, of course, you are going to take me away from this asshole who farts at the dinner table, and thinks that the toilet seat is a target.
5) I am a moderately happily married woman who is not remotely interested in cybering with you, but might be willing to try the other guy.
6) I am a moderately happily married woman who wonders what I might have missed, but I am pretty sure it ain’t you.
7) I am a moderately happily married woman who is consider exploring the OTHER side, because, after all, there must be something better than men.
8) I am an unhappily married woman, and blame all men for it.
9) I am an unmarried woman --- oops, wrong website.
MEN’S SIGNATURE LINES
1) I am a happily married man, and I just want to see tits.
2) I am a moderately happily married man, and I just want to see tits.
3) I am an unhappily married man, and I just want to see tits.
4) I am a single man, and I have no idea what tits look like.
5) Please send donations.