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spare_change
03-13-2006, 02:01 PM
As most know, we have been having some heated discussion about who will do what to whom. Men complain that they are getting mixed signals, and women complain that there were NO signals, at all.

So, in the interest of clarity and brevity, I have created a series of standardized signature lines that I think will help to clearly signal the boundaries within which you are willing to operate. I ask that you select one, add it to your profile, and help the others on the site better understand your goals. These have, necessarily, been divided into Women’s Signature Lines, and Men’s Signature Lines.

WOMEN’S SIGNATURE LINES

1) As a member of the Sisters of Mercy convent, I am not now, nor will I ever be, interested in any part of a man’s body, and most definitely, not your feeble mind.

2) I am a happily married woman, and I am not interested in you. I am only interested in seeing if I can get you all hot and bothered, as a validation of my perceived attractiveness.

3) I am a happily married woman, and I am just here to bitch about my husband (which is what makes me happy).

4) I am a moderately married woman, and I am not interested in your advances – never, no way, no how – unless, of course, you are going to take me away from this asshole who farts at the dinner table, and thinks that the toilet seat is a target.

5) I am a moderately happily married woman who is not remotely interested in cybering with you, but might be willing to try the other guy.

6) I am a moderately happily married woman who wonders what I might have missed, but I am pretty sure it ain’t you.

7) I am a moderately happily married woman who is consider exploring the OTHER side, because, after all, there must be something better than men.

8) I am an unhappily married woman, and blame all men for it.

9) I am an unmarried woman --- oops, wrong website.

MEN’S SIGNATURE LINES

1) I am a happily married man, and I just want to see tits.

2) I am a moderately happily married man, and I just want to see tits.

3) I am an unhappily married man, and I just want to see tits.

4) I am a single man, and I have no idea what tits look like.

5) Please send donations.

Zifnab
03-13-2006, 02:07 PM
You have inspired me! I am changing my sig to help resolve any issues!

Zifnab
03-13-2006, 02:31 PM
you seemed to have hit the mark with this one spare!

Sandy
03-13-2006, 03:14 PM
those are so funny spare, i like them. :lmao

Sunfiresix
03-13-2006, 03:18 PM
Really great Spare:55 By the way what are tits????:whee: :lmao:lmao:lmao

G...G
03-13-2006, 03:31 PM
I think mine suits me just right!!! Thanks spare!

Traxster
03-13-2006, 03:37 PM
Well since a tagline is needed lets go with this one!! :whee:





I am a happily married man, and I just want to see tits.

Barkiss
03-13-2006, 04:59 PM
Not sure why everyone thinks this is funny Spare...Great post!!! Can't wait to see it implemented!

Penny
03-13-2006, 07:51 PM
Acrually pretty good idea

Norfolkdave
03-13-2006, 08:05 PM
Really great Spare:55 By the way what are tits????:whee: :lmao:lmao:lmao

yellow in colour and fly pretty low...Oh not them tits...ooops:wa:

Norfolkdave
03-13-2006, 08:06 PM
Heh heh heh my signitures..1235 preferably 5

kissiemybuttie
03-13-2006, 09:30 PM
As most know, we have been having some heated discussion about who will do what to whom. Men complain that they are getting mixed signals, and women complain that there were NO signals, at all.

So, in the interest of clarity and brevity, I have created a series of standardized signature lines that I think will help to clearly signal the boundaries within which you are willing to operate. I ask that you select one, add it to your profile, and help the others on the site better understand your goals. These have, necessarily, been divided into Women’s Signature Lines, and Men’s Signature Lines.

WOMEN’S SIGNATURE LINES

1) As a member of the Sisters of Mercy convent, I am not now, nor will I ever be, interested in any part of a man’s body, and most definitely, not your feeble mind.

2) I am a happily married woman, and I am not interested in you. I am only interested in seeing if I can get you all hot and bothered, as a validation of my perceived attractiveness.

3) I am a happily married woman, and I am just here to bitch about my husband (which is what makes me happy).

4) I am a moderately married woman, and I am not interested in your advances – never, no way, no how – unless, of course, you are going to take me away from this asshole who farts at the dinner table, and thinks that the toilet seat is a target.

5) I am a moderately happily married woman who is not remotely interested in cybering with you, but might be willing to try the other guy.

6) I am a moderately happily married woman who wonders what I might have missed, but I am pretty sure it ain’t you.

7) I am a moderately happily married woman who is consider exploring the OTHER side, because, after all, there must be something better than men.

8) I am an unhappily married woman, and blame all men for it.

9) I am an unmarried woman --- oops, wrong website.

MEN’S SIGNATURE LINES

1) I am a happily married man, and I just want to see tits.

2) I am a moderately happily married man, and I just want to see tits.

3) I am an unhappily married man, and I just want to see tits.

4) I am a single man, and I have no idea what tits look like.

5) Please send donations.




ok i will be the bitch...i did not think this was funny at all...I dont think I have ever strayed anyone wrong in what I am doing at this site...yes I was lonely when I came here but always talked about my "hubby"...well I guess I have said enough.....

spare_change
03-13-2006, 10:31 PM
ok i will be the bitch...i did not think this was funny at all...I dont think I have ever strayed anyone wrong in what I am doing at this site...yes I was lonely when I came here but always talked about my "hubby"...well I guess I have said enough.....


That's the cool thing about humor -- you have to operate on the edge.

You're right, kissie --- you never led anyone astray, and I don't think anyone has ever said you did. In fact, if you look closely, most of those taglines shoot down a guy effectively. Sure you aren't in there somewhere?????

Jy
03-13-2006, 11:58 PM
Spare I laughed out loud at these!! Well done!

Jy
03-13-2006, 11:59 PM
Oops! Didn't see this post before I posted before.

Take it easy Kissie. It's all in fun.

ok i will be the bitch...i did not think this was funny at all...I dont think I have ever strayed anyone wrong in what I am doing at this site...yes I was lonely when I came here but always talked about my "hubby"...well I guess I have said enough.....

cuddles
03-14-2006, 02:11 AM
i like it spare :D

Wet Beaver
03-14-2006, 02:15 AM
this one is the best..


4) I am a moderately married woman


who cares if she is happy or not.....as long as she is moderately married....:lmao

Cotties
03-14-2006, 11:22 PM
N0 worries Kissie

You're far from being a bitch. Don't let one man piss you off. Also this sometimes wise man you quoted always says......"be yourself!"

ok i will be the bitch...i did not think this was funny at all...I dont think I have ever strayed anyone wrong in what I am doing at this site...yes I was lonely when I came here but always talked about my "hubby"...well I guess I have said enough.....

MCat
03-27-2006, 08:17 AM
WOMEN’S SIGNATURE LINES


2) I am a happily married woman, and I am not interested in you. I am only interested in seeing if I can get you all hot and bothered, as a validation of my perceived attractiveness.

5) Please send donations.

I would choose these two, and yes I know the second one is from the mens list. I have alway's wanted what I can't have.;)

husavik
03-27-2006, 09:07 AM
Well done, very funny

spjimbo
03-27-2006, 09:22 AM
Great job Spare....

:lmao

spare_change
01-23-2007, 04:15 PM
Any new additions?

MCat
01-23-2007, 08:29 PM
I never saw this the first time around....I chose one for me....

Well hell...guess I did see it.....didn't remember....

Now Hank wants to know what else I did that I don't remember :sc