Euphemisms for "Getting Busy" [Archive] - Married And Flirting Chat

Krystal

01-05-2009, 12:07 AM

I like to call it "de-stressing". It sounds much better when you're on the phone in a crowd of people, LOL.

Alfa

01-05-2009, 12:10 AM

Of course there's the classic Bloodhound Gang song title:
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-F16WoHO4A

Alfa

01-05-2009, 12:11 AM

One I just learned tonight:
"Dotting your freakin eye"

WandaRing

01-05-2009, 12:37 AM

Euphemisms for "Getting Busy"
:sc Ummm by "getting busy" do you mean G rated or sexually?

G rated
get the lead out
get cracking
time to earn a pay cheque
no time like the present
time waits for no man

Sexually
Fertilizing the flower bed
Take the bullet train through Yonker's tunnel
Going fishing for trouser trout
Harnessing the underwear unicorn
Just made a tight connection
Tiptoe through the two lips
Backing up the hard drive
Shaving the kabob
Bring up a dragon in your pants

sandycrotch

01-05-2009, 12:47 AM

I like "Honing", as in honing your blade.

CupidsSidekick

01-05-2009, 01:05 AM

:sc Ummm by "getting busy" do you mean G rated or sexually?

G rated
get the lead out
get cracking
time to earn a pay cheque
no time like the present
time waits for no man

Sexually
Fertilizing the flower bed
Take the bullet train through Yonker's tunnel
Going fishing for trouser trout
Harnessing the underwear unicorn
Just made a tight connection
Tiptoe through the two lips
Backing up the hard drive
Shaving the kabob
Bring up a dragon in your pants
laying the law down, getting funky, battle ship

Alfa

01-05-2009, 07:57 AM

Bed boogie
Butter the muffin
Get it on (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18TLHhhHZCA)
The Humpty dance
Ride the pink pony

slapmywrist

01-05-2009, 08:51 AM

Horizontal mambo

Alfa

01-05-2009, 11:19 PM

Doing the nasty

Alfa

01-06-2009, 03:47 PM

Knockin nasties

Frenchie_lady

01-06-2009, 03:51 PM

doing the deed

Icarus

01-06-2009, 03:56 PM

Hide the sausage.

Alfa

01-06-2009, 03:58 PM

Taking the love luge on the inbound loin line

Alfa

01-15-2009, 04:50 PM

Hiding the salami

Hotliz

01-15-2009, 09:39 PM

gettin your rocks off

stellabelle

01-15-2009, 09:40 PM

Pickle tickle

jmsmith12345

01-15-2009, 09:40 PM

Making the beast with two backs

jmsmith12345

01-15-2009, 09:41 PM

Bumpin' uglies

Han Solo

01-15-2009, 09:46 PM

The Hot Sloppy

stellabelle

01-15-2009, 09:46 PM

ok, no one will understand this one...

"The chair is against the wall. Jesus has a large mustache."

Han Solo

01-15-2009, 09:48 PM

ok, no one will understand this one...

"The chair is against the wall. Jesus has a large mustache."
Umm.......no............but just the same we're all forming a very large circle around you so as not to get struck by the Lightning Bolt that is headed toward you :ok

jmsmith12345

01-15-2009, 09:50 PM

I know Jesus, and he said if you can have a beard, he is allowed a mustache.

fly

01-15-2009, 09:50 PM

I prefer.....F***in':ok

Icarus

01-15-2009, 09:50 PM

ok, no one will understand this one...

"The chair is against the wall. Jesus has a large mustache."

I'm trying to, but it is totally eluding me.

Getting randy.

stellabelle

01-15-2009, 09:51 PM

Umm.......no............but just the same we're all forming a very large circle around you so as not to get struck by the Lightning Bolt that is headed toward you :ok

LOL!!! It's not Jesus like in God! It's the other one! And I'm the one who fooled around in a church! I'm still here aren't I?

fly

01-15-2009, 09:52 PM

ok, no one will understand this one...

"The chair is against the wall. Jesus has a large mustache."

Hallelujah????

Han Solo

01-15-2009, 09:59 PM

LOL!!! It's not Jesus like in God! It's the other one! And I'm the one who fooled around in a church! I'm still here aren't I?
The "other one"??:sc...............perhaps you mean "Jesus" as in the kindly mexican man who cuts my grass??

Han Solo

01-15-2009, 09:59 PM

Takin the ol' Skin Boat to Tuna Town

jmsmith12345

01-15-2009, 10:00 PM

Taking her to the "dark side"

Han Solo

01-15-2009, 10:05 PM

Taking One Eye to the Optometrist

stellabelle

01-15-2009, 10:05 PM

The "other one"??:sc...............perhaps you mean "Jesus" as in the kindly mexican man who cuts my grass??

THAT'S IT!

stellabelle

01-15-2009, 10:06 PM

Hallelujah????

That's at the end! :lmao

jmsmith12345

01-15-2009, 10:07 PM

parking it in the garage

Charmed

01-15-2009, 10:13 PM

tapping that ass

fly

01-15-2009, 10:49 PM

Taking a ride on the express train to happy town!!!

Alfa

01-15-2009, 10:51 PM

Put Percy in the playpen

yaser

01-15-2009, 10:52 PM

Swimming in her ocean of love.

jmsmith12345

01-16-2009, 08:06 AM

For my Nordic friends...Traversing the fjord

Alfa

01-16-2009, 09:49 AM

Swapping gravy

Han Solo

01-16-2009, 09:52 AM

Swapping gravy
LOL....I'm officially taking Mashed Potatoes OFF the dinner menu tonight in light of THAT mental image!!

jmsmith12345

01-16-2009, 09:56 AM

I hope you aren't a seafood fan Han...

Shucking the Oyster

Han Solo

01-16-2009, 09:58 AM

I hope you aren't a seafood fan Han...

Shucking the Oyster
OK...My mistake....let's not try to turn this into a "grosser than gross" to make me blow chunks! Although if you have a euphamism involving Chocolate Chip Mint Ice Cream I'm all ears!

jmsmith12345

01-16-2009, 10:01 AM

OK...My mistake....let's not try to turn this into a "grosser than gross" to make me blow chunks! Although if you have a euphamism involving Chocolate Chip Mint Ice Cream I'm all ears!

I am not sure I want to know why you have chips in your cream, but you may want to have that checked out. :ok

Rays

01-16-2009, 10:05 AM

Makin Bakin

Midwest girl

01-16-2009, 10:17 AM

Slappin Sillies

Bee Stingin the Honey Pot

But Stella,,,,damn girl, you hit it right.... I KNOW the Jesus you are talking abt and NO he doesnt cut grass, no need, its already done!!

Alfa

01-18-2009, 12:33 PM

Plugging the bird bath

Midwest girl

01-18-2009, 08:50 PM

a bit of the ol' in and out

horizontal hokey pokey

stickin the candy apple

my personal favorite, wham bam thank you maam

sexytiger

01-18-2009, 09:07 PM

A visit to the Jungle of Love :D

Midwest girl

01-18-2009, 09:26 PM

Slumming downtown....

sexytiger

01-18-2009, 09:28 PM

Hi midwest.. hmmm that just not sound right....

I would rather say going uptown with my lady

Midwest girl

01-18-2009, 09:30 PM

Hi midwest.. hmmm that just not sound right....

I would rather say going uptown with my lady

i guess it depends how a person likes it, or not....

Getting Low Down and Dirty

sexytiger

01-18-2009, 09:42 PM

ok.. i can see that

might as well go and get all wet

dartgirl

01-18-2009, 10:05 PM

Hooking up

TIGUY

01-18-2009, 10:18 PM

Down N Dirty Indeed!!! Yes Maam....

i guess it depends how a person likes it, or not....

Getting Low Down and Dirty

Alfa

01-22-2009, 09:53 AM

Parking the beef bus in tuna town

Midwest girl

01-22-2009, 10:11 AM

Takin a Dip in the Pool

Midwest girl

01-22-2009, 10:12 AM

Plugging into Her Love Socket

Alfa

01-22-2009, 10:16 AM

Putting sour cream in the taco

Alfa

01-22-2009, 10:16 AM

Swiping the V-card

Midwest girl

01-22-2009, 12:52 PM

one for OAK and MCat..... riding the Bucking Bronco

lets hope its for more than 8 seconds, lol

Midwest girl

01-22-2009, 12:56 PM

medical field...Playing Doctor or Taking her Temp with his Thermometer

mechanic....Personal Engine Tune Up or Checking the Oil with his Dipstick, lol

fireman...Riding his Firemans Pole

military career....Going in to Battle

football fan....Spiking her End Zone

Midwest girl

01-22-2009, 01:06 PM

teacher...Staying After School for Extra Credit

Democrat..."No, I don't mind cigar smoke, Mr. President."