Start a Rumor

[Alfa]

Start a silly rumor about someone or something.

I'll start:

Did you hear why Sneaky is not on the site?
I have it on reliable evidence that a bloody stripey sock was found dangling from the trunk of Hanz' car.
I don't know...
I'm just saying...

[Lacey]

Did y'all know that Fargo is really a "transvetite" that has fetishes with married women? You didn't hear it from me...

[Alfa]

Did you know that Lacey knew that I was a transvestite because he, I mean she, does a drag show with me. Notice she has her av's adam's apple as fuzzed out by the light?

[Alfa]

Did you know the reason that the sky is blue is because in the Middle Ages there was something called the plague that wiped out 1/3 of the people.

As a result, many people were without their fisting partners and thus started a tradition of cow-fisting, which still goes on today in Eastern Europe.

As a result of all this fisting over the centuries, the sky has become saturated with bovine body gases that have mixed with the methane they have been expelling into the atmosphere, giving the sky a blue (and stinky if you're high enough up) tint.

That's what I heard anyway...

[manda1]

Huz was not really at work. He was moonlighting as a guitar playing mariachi swinging his hips to tunes like "El Mariachi Loco"

[MarriedQt]

the new president is BLACK!!!! Oh wait thats ummm true!!

[MarriedQt]

so here it goes.....Kissie heard from Jm who heard from Midwest who heard from her second cousins cousin that Shawn is DJing in a nude male only bar this weekend.......I didn't say a thing!!

[Lacey]

so here it goes.....Kissie heard from Jm who heard from Midwest who heard from her second cousins cousin that Shawn is DJing in a nude male only bar this weekend.......I didn't say a thing!!



I heard that too!!


The bars name is...."Fisting for Men".....but you didn't hear it from me...

[Alfa]

I hear the favorite song that Shawn starts out each night with is "It's Fisting Men, Hallelujah!"
(but don't tell anyone...)

[jmsmith12345]

I have heard that the site may be changing it's name to "Married and Fisting" but you didn't hear that from me.

[Han Solo]

I heard that Fargo sent an email to Lena requesting his username be changed to "Fisting....Really"

[Alfa]

I was told Hanz is changing his Av to "Hands Solo", but wants to wait until the "Where did Sneaky" go controversy die down before he starts making too many lifestyle changes.

[Han Solo]

I was told Hanz is changing his Av to "Hands Solo", but wants to wait until the "Where did Sneaky" go controversy die down before he starts making too many lifestyle changes.
Well at least if you switch me to the QUESTION MARK of death av like our pal HANDS has I won't have to be worrying about all them pesky copyright laws..........unless the dude that invented punctuation is still alive enough to have a beef ;)

[Alfa]

Well at least if you switch me to the QUESTION MARK of death av like our pal HANDS has I won't have to be worrying about all them pesky copyright laws..........unless the dude that invented punctuation is still alive enough to have a beef ;)

AHAAAA
Now the truth comes out!

The existing Hands Solo is your fisting alter ego under a separate IP address!!! VERY, dare I speak the deceased's name that's located in the trunk of his car, SNEAKY of you!!!

[MarriedQt]

Did you hear that Dix is actually in jail and not at home.....she shot her husband after he caught her on this site and then told everyone she lost her job but really is sentenced to 10yrs in jail.....and when she says she has to go cause the "dogs are fighting" it means she gets some out door time for good behavior!!!! SHHHHHHHHHHH don't tell her I said ANYTHING!!!

[Han Solo]

AHAAAA
Now the truth comes out!

The existing Hands Solo is your fisting alter ego under a separate IP address!!! VERY, dare I speak the deceased's name that's located in the trunk of his car, SNEAKY of you!!!
Now we know your story was just a rumor...........if I was going to do away with her I'd tie her to a chair and make her listen to George Bush speeches until her head exploded!!

But it is a coincidence that Hands and I are not on at the same time.....................or is it??:sc

[jmsmith12345]

I heard that Han is really Jimmy's Jaime, and that Fargo is really Jimmy's 3rd IP address

[CJSinIL]

Did you hear that CJ is the preferred M&F friend of all the famous celebrities. Whenever you see the picture of the famous actress with a guy and all you see is the back of the head, that's CJ. They all have him on speed dial because he is supposed to be fantastic. I couldn't believe it when I heard it.

Oh yeah, he was also the model for the "David" sculpture.

[Rays]

I heard that Han is really Jimmy's Jaime, and that Fargo is really Jimmy's 3rd IP address

Damn, Han is smokin hot!!

[CJSinIL]

After seeing CJ at nude beach, France thought it was necessary to build the eiffel tower out of his likeness.

[MarriedQt]

CJ is really JM in sheeps clothing!!!! LOL!!!

[Sneaky]

Now we know your story was just a rumor...........if I was going to do away with her I'd tie her to a chair and make her listen to George Bush speeches until her head exploded!!

But it is a coincidence that Hands and I are not on at the same time.....................or is it??:sc
*Shiver*
The thought alone is terrifying......
:yks

[Lacey]

*Shiver*
The thought alone is terrifying......
:yks


Did you notice the very first post?

[Xanadu7]

I heard that the reason Fargo starts so many new threads, is that he has ADD, but refuses to take his medicine, because the doctor told him to take them orally

[Sneaky]

Start a silly rumor about someone or something.

I'll start:

Did you hear why Sneaky is not on the site?
I have it on reliable evidence that a bloody stripey sock was found dangling from the trunk of Hanz' car.
I don't know...
I'm just saying...

I was told Hanz is changing his Av to "Hands Solo", but wants to wait until the "Where did Sneaky" go controversy die down before he starts making too many lifestyle changes.

LMAO!!! A lot can happen when you have relatives in your home for a few days & can't log on!!

Did you hear that Fargo's has frostbite in some very sensitive areas from dressing like his avatars in the frosty north? :crs

[Sneaky]

Did you notice the very first post?
I missed that one! See? Even when I'm away controversy follows me! LOL.

[Lacey]

I missed that one! See? Even when I'm away controversy follows me! LOL.


LOL...All the shit starters around here!


BTW...I never believed it...I knew you'd never get your socks bloody!!

[Sneaky]

LOL...All the shit starters around here!


BTW...I never believed it...I knew you'd never get your socks bloody!!
See? My girls know me. Besides...Han can't kick my ass, even wih his car. That's not even a rumor as much as an Urban Legend.:crs

[Lacey]

See? My girls know me. Besides...Han can't kick my ass, even wih his car. That's not even a rumor as much as an Urban Legend.:crs


LOL..Absouletly..but don't tell Han she said that...lol


BTW I loved you in that movie! LOL

[Midwest girl]

so here it goes.....Kissie heard from Jm who heard from Midwest who heard from her second cousins cousin that Shawn is DJing in a nude male only bar this weekend.......I didn't say a thing!!


yep totally true!! and hes doing the gig for FREE!!!

[Xanadu7]

I heard lacey carries a a canister of that spray-on "cold freeze" with her, so she can make her nipples pointy and hard, cuz she LOVES it when men stare at her boobs!

[MarriedQt]

Did you hear that Jon Jon went to Vegas and married a belly dancer at the Elvis church...........Viva LasVegas Baby!!!!!!

[Alfa]

I heard it on good authority from my mailman who heard it the next block over from someone who was on MyYearBook that Sunny has had an operation to get silicone implants inserted into her...

you know...

fingers...

She calls it getting a "fist job".

That's what I was told!!!

[Rocket Man]

I heard that there were a lot of jobs in Michigan and the weather is very nice year around.

[Midwest girl]

Originally Posted by MarriedQt http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.com/forums/images/puteri3/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1359416#post1359416)
so here it goes.....Kissie heard from Jm who heard from Midwest who heard from her second cousins cousin that Shawn is DJing in a nude male only bar this weekend.......I didn't say a thing!!

Ok here is the real deal..my second cousins cousin does Shawn's taxes and it was stated the gig was "donation for services rendered"...could be wrong to assume he was actually DJing...hmm:sc lmao

[Xanadu7]

This story is ABSOLUTELY true. You know that old cartoon, Dudley Do-right? From the Royal Canadian Mounted Police? Well, the female character, Nell, is based on a real woman, and she's actually a member on this site. It's MarriedQt. Ask yourself, where is she from? That's right, Canada. Need I say more?

Evidently, MarriedQt "did" many, many of the RCMP's. And, I must admit, would always "do them right." Hence the name of the cartoon.

Thanks MarriedQt, for inspiring such a delightful cartoon. BTW, if I dress up in one of those red uniforms, will you do me right?

http://www.toonopedia.com/uimages/toons/d/dudley_t.jpg (http://www.toonopedia.com/dudley.htm)

[Midwest girl]

This story is ABSOLUTELY true. You know that old cartoon, Dudley Do-right? From the Royal Canadian Mounted Police? Well, the female character, Nell, is based on a real woman, and she's actually a member on this site. It's MarriedQt. Ask yourself, where is she from? That's right, Canada. Need I say more?

Evidently, MarriedQt "did" many, many of the RCMP's. And, I must admit, would always "do them right." Hence the name of the cartoon.

Thanks MarriedQt, for inspiring such a delightful cartoon. BTW, if I dress up in one of those red uniforms, will you do me right?

http://www.toonopedia.com/uimages/toons/d/dudley_t.jpg (http://www.toonopedia.com/dudley.htm)

I KNEW IT!!! I thought it seemed awfully similar, I AM SO NOT SURPRISED!!! LMAO its ok QT, your secret is out but Ill still be your friend!!

[ldon]

Yaser's last name is Arafat

[Midwest girl]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao good one, Idon! lmao



Yaser's last name is Arafat

[Shawn]

I heard today that MarriedQT likes to watch the Discovery Channel just to watch "bear-porn"

[Shawn]

Ok here is the real deal..my second cousins cousin does Shawn's taxes and it was stated the gig was "donation for services rendered"...could be wrong to assume he was actually DJing...hmm:sc lmao


I hear that Midwests second cousin is actually her grandfather

[CJSinIL]

For some reason there are two CJSmithIL. Wait, thats not a rumor. Someone hijacked my name and decided to copy me. Imitation is the purest form of flattery. Or something like that.

[dixiechiknga]

I heard that Shawn dresses up like a bear and peeks in windows looking for hot innocent women to use his hideously long tongue on.

[Shawn]

I heard that Shawn dresses up like a bear and peeks in windows looking for hot innocent women to use his hideously long tongue on.

It was a Wookie suit and I was just trying it on

So dixie that burn scar you have on your inner leg... ya know the one you tell everyone was a childhood mishap we both know that you actually took that "curling-iron" accident to heart and thats why now your toys and hair-care products will forever remain in opposing rooms :yks

[MarriedQt]

Ok please you can't tell ANYONE......but I heard from Red's "friend" that Xan is actually a female NUN who sneaks onto the internet at the local library and is here for "research". He/she is sent here by God to punish us who look for something on the side of our marriage!!! (notice how he/she sticks mostly to the spanking thread!!)

[dixiechiknga]

Well, I heard that Shawn is a licensed pubic hair cosmotologist and normally does the hair for gay mans balls, but he did offer some assistance with mine. He was the one that put the scar on my leg

[MarriedQt]

Well, I heard that Shawn is a licensed pubic hair cosmotologist and normally does the hair for gay mans balls, but he did offer some assistance with mine. He was the one that put the scar on my leg

Thats true thats how he knows Midwest's grandfather!!!!!

[Big O]

Well, I heard that Shawn is a licensed pubic hair cosmotologist and normally does the hair for gay mans balls, but he did offer some assistance with mine. He was the one that put the scar on my leg

Dixie, I was going to say that you get your hair shade from a bottle, but are you telling us that you have a set of balls???? With grey hair????

[dixiechiknga]

Dixie, I was going to say that you get your hair shade from a bottle, but are you telling us that you have a set of balls???? With grey hair????

NO BIG O !!!!!!!!!!! silly man!!!!! I'll get you back!

[MarriedQt]

Did you know that Nice is in Stars On Ice this year? She is playing an icicle and to get into the part she keeps freezing her "beaver"!!!

[Midwest girl]

I hear that Midwests second cousin is actually her grandfather



Shawn....she my grandmother!!! Jeez....thats how bad rumors get started!!

Just because she has a beard, doesnt mean she isnt a lady, lol.... oh she mentioned the other day, she needs to move her pube appt scheduled with you for tomorrow, to next week...ill just have her call ya, you two are tight like that...lmao

[Midwest girl]

Did you know that Nice is in Stars On Ice this year? She is playing an icicle and to get into the part she keeps freezing her "beaver"!!!

QT!!! you know that was a secret...now OSHA and PETA will be involved....:nu

[ldon]

Red Vixen and MCat were lesbian lovers until I changed their ways for good. Once you go brown, you'll want me to go down.

[OnceAKing]

Idon really wants to be bunghole buddies with loincloth man...He's tried to change but just can't shake the male temptation.

[ldon]

Ouch, I must have hit a nerve. So I'm guessing that since you are no longer a king that you must now be a queen? No offense intended but I was not trying to be mean in referring to MCat and Red Vixen. You on the other hand have crossed the line. But that's ok, closet boy.

[OnceAKing]

Ouch, I must have hit a nerve. So I'm guessing that since you are no longer a king that you must now be a queen? No offense intended but I was not trying to be mean in referring to MCat and Red Vixen. You on the other hand have crossed the line. But that's ok, closet boy.

Ah but it's a rumor thread...so you can dish it out but you can't take it huh?

[yaser]

King is starting a new love affair.

[Cuticle Cutie]

GG is my friend and my client. And she wants a piece od my pie..............

[Gubby]

Cuticle u sharing pie

[Midwest girl]

Idon really wants to be bunghole buddies with loincloth man...He's tried to change but just can't shake the male temptation.


Oh, OAK LMAO....I saw this coming a mile away!!!!!!

[ldon]

Ah but it's a rumor thread...so you can dish it out but you can't take it huh?

You're absolutely right. You got me. But Yaser is right. Loin cloth man and you make a cute couple. Midwest girl, maybe you can change OAK's ways.

[OnceAKing]

I'm always right so get used to it...MG, while a sweet lovely lady, don't need to change my ways. MCat loves me wonderfully just like I am and she's the one that counts. Speaking of which I'm about to leave to go pick her up at the airport...In the mean time ldon, feel free to pursue your love of the loin guy. I know it's tough being busted but in time you'll feel good about yourself again. Now run along and play nice.

[Han Solo]

I heard that MCat is wearing a special suit made of all PINK to surprise you with at the airport ;)

[MarriedQt]

Did you hear that Shawn was playing with Han Solo's light sabre and broke it and instead of telling han's he just tossed it out the window and blamed Sneaky for taking it!!!

[Han Solo]

Did you hear that I blame Sneaky for EVERYTHING??!!.................Oh Crap!! That one's true...........ummm, let me think of a new one! :D

[Sneaky]

Did you hear that I blame Sneaky for EVERYTHING??!!.................Oh Crap!! That one's true...........ummm, let me think of a new one! :D
Yeah, this isn't the "Tell us something we all know" thread. LOL.

Did you hear that Han Solo is having an affair of the heart with Cyclops, but he seems to have turned some of his affections toward OAK now?

[Han Solo]

Yeah, this isn't the "Tell us something we all know" thread. LOL.

Did you hear that Han Solo is having an affair of the heart with Cyclops, but he seems to have turned some of his affections toward OAK now?
FYI.....it's OAKY, OAKSTER or "That Lovable Piss ASS with the sweet tex-ASS"

Just so ya know ;)

[Midwest girl]

OAK, I wouldnt dare change you, MCat would have my ass, she likes you all crotchety..actually we all love your charm!!...Goodness know we all take this thread with a playful jab and a grain of salt....but even I am not brave enough to battle a crazy cowboy like you...enjoy your visitor...you lucky bastard!!!!

[ldon]

I'm always right so get used to it...MG, while a sweet lovely lady, don't need to change my ways. MCat loves me wonderfully just like I am and she's the one that counts. Speaking of which I'm about to leave to go pick her up at the airport...In the mean time ldon, feel free to pursue your love of the loin guy. I know it's tough being busted but in time you'll feel good about yourself again. Now run along and play nice.


Sorry cowboy, I guess I missed something. I knew that Mcat was married and he was on this site but he wasn't called Once A King. Didn't mean to offend. But if you can't accept my apology well thats ok. How did you know that loin gu and I can't stand each other?

[Chip]

You didn't hear this from me, in fact, I'll deny I even said it...but...
I heard from a fairly reliable source that OAK and Idon are really long lost brothers who recently "found" each other while working as Santa’s at the mall. And as we speak...they’re planning an Easter get together to braid hare…:D

[Han Solo]

You didn't hear this from me, in fact, I'll deny I even said it...but...
I heard from a fairly reliable source that OAK and Idon are really long lost brothers who recently "found" each other while working as Santa’s at the mall. And as we speak...they’re planning an Easter get together to braid hare…:D
Damn You...I just gave you points already!! LOL

[Midwest girl]

Damn You...I just gave you points already!! LOL


Gotcha ya covered, Han......

[Han Solo]

Gotcha ya covered, Han......
I would feel better about that if I also hadn't heard that you also gave Rep Points to everyone that posted in the Fisting Thread with the comment...."I will pleasure myself Profously tonight while thinking about this post"..

[Midwest girl]

Sick part is....you repped me back, asking me to do it to you...poor Sneaky...what that sweet girl puts up with!!

[OnceAKing]

Sick part is....you repped me back, asking me to do it to you...poor Sneaky...what that sweet girl puts up with!!


amen, Amen, and AMEN!!!!!

[Shawn]

I head from a solid source that Married QT's gynecologist accidentally thought he seen Fidel Castro when performing a routine check up.

[OnceAKing]

Sorry cowboy, I guess I missed something. I knew that Mcat was married and he was on this site but he wasn't called Once A King. Didn't mean to offend. But if you can't accept my apology well thats ok. How did you know that loin gu and I can't stand each other?

Ummmmm, yeah we have kept it pretty well hidden, like it'd take a real Sherlock to reach in and sniff, (damn did I really just say that?) it all out!

But seriously, no apology is needed...it's all supposed to be in good fun, specially in this thread...as you can see, you can't take anything too seriously where Han is posting more than once/day. (Luv ya Han...Smooch)

As for how did I know...I've just done a little reading, something that usually keeps me well informed as long as the words don't get too big.

[jmsmith12345]

There is a vicious rumor going around that Han chose his name only after seeing Sneaky's wookie.

[jmsmith12345]

Ummmmm, yeah we have kept it pretty well hidden, like it'd take a real Sherlock to reach in and sniff, (damn did I really just say that?) it all out!

But seriously, no apology is needed...it's all supposed to be in good fun, specially in this thread...as you can see, you can't take anything too seriously where Han is posting more than once/day. (Luv ya Han...Smooch)

As for how did I know...I've just done a little reading, something that usually keeps me well informed as long as the words don't get too big.

is that a veiled reference to the fisting thread again?

[OnceAKing]

I head from a solid source that Married QT's gynecologist accidentally thought he seen Fidel Castro when performing a routine check up.

LMFAO.,,must have been the cigar :lmao

[OnceAKing]

is that a veiled reference to the fisting thread again?

Shit JM, don't you have an important job that you need to be doing?

[jmsmith12345]

Shit JM, don't you have an important job that you need to be doing?

now that is starting a rumor...me having an important job...OAK, you need to do stand-up. :lmao

[Han Solo]

Sick part is....you repped me back, asking me to do it to you...poor Sneaky...what that sweet girl puts up with!!
Well all that would have been believable if I hadn't heard that rumor about how you actually came up with your OWN original thoughts instead of copycating other peoples posts for your responses and using signature quotes from other members (who CLEARLY have excellent taste in men Btw:D)

[MarriedQt]

I heard that on the lonely nights when riding alone OAK gets really close to his horse....and tried to saddle Mcat when she was visiting!!!!

[Sneaky]

Well all that would have been believable if I hadn't heard that rumor about how you actually came up with your OWN original thoughts instead of copycating other peoples posts for your responses and using signature quotes from other members (who CLEARLY have excellent taste in men Btw:D)
Midwest Girl- I heard a rumor that Han only picks on people he truly likes and that means that by picking on you, he likes you, so it's a compliment.

And it is NO rumor that you had excellent taste in quotes!!! I heard a rumor that if you quote Han he'll be all flattered by it too.

[MCat]

FYI.....it's OAKY, OAKSTER or "That Lovable Piss ASS with the sweet tex-ASS"

Just so ya know ;)

I may have to start calling him Oaky now and then...lol

[Han Solo]

Midwest Girl- I heard a rumor that Han only picks on people he truly likes and that means that by picking on you, he likes you, so it's a compliment


Now I can GUARANTEE that one is ALL rumor!! I like you and I NEVER pick on you, so I have no idea what you're talking about:sg

[MCat]

I heard that MCat is wearing a special suit made of all PINK to surprise you with at the airport ;)


I will say that something was pink and it wasn't wearing a suit thats for sure....


I heard that Han tries on every pair of Sneakys socks for final fit approval.

[Shawn]

I heard that Han tries on every pair of Sneakys socks for final fit approval.

:lmao Make that image go away please... seriously... its almost the weekend and I would really like to have somewhat of a boner when it gets here.:yks

[Han Solo]

I will say that something was pink and it wasn't wearing a suit thats for sure....


I heard that Han tries on every pair of Sneakys socks for final fit approval.
You know I heard that SAME thing.......but the rumor I heard was he gives them socks a test fit on something other than his leg or arm;)

[Han Solo]

:lmao Make that image go away please... seriously... its almost the weekend and I would really like to have somewhat of a boner when it gets here.:yks
DO I gotta break out the stripey socked avatar with the Loafers and Michael Jordan shorts?? I think it had a fleece vest if I'm not mistaken too....that is STYLE baby!

[MCat]

:lmao Make that image go away please... seriously... its almost the weekend and I would really like to have somewhat of a boner when it gets here.:yks

Well Shawnster....read the post below and that might do it for ya....:ok

You know I heard that SAME thing.......but the rumor I heard was he gives them socks a test fit on something other than his leg or arm;)

[Han Solo]

Well Shawnster....read the post below and that might do it for ya....:ok
Hey, when you're out of tissues you have to resort to alternative measures.......don't stifle my creativity!

[Shawn]

Well Shawnster....read the post below and that might do it for ya....:ok

Hey, when you're out of tissues you have to resort to alternative measures.......don't stifle my creativity!

Thanks... I will be that guy that just gave up on sex... way to kill a legend, I will forward your email adresses to all the women in southern California whom I will not be able to service this weekend :D

[Han Solo]

Thanks... I will be that guy that just gave up on sex... way to kill a legend, I will forward your email adresses to all the women in southern California whom I will not be able to service this weekend :D
Awwww, they dont' need to email me, you can just go ahead and accept their thanks on my behalf :na

[OnceAKing]

I heard that MCat is wearing a special suit made of all PINK to surprise you with at the airport ;)

Damn and she cut you in on the plan? WTF? Just so you'll know, it was pink, very pink indeed but the real shocker came with the Mariachi Band playing the theme from the Pink Panther----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhHwnrlZRus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhHwnrlZRus) Talkin 'bout a serious breach of homeland security with that combo. Once home it was sorta tough getting her out of that pink suit...whoever, didn't quite make it substantial enough

I gotta admit that in the video the dancing somewhat reminds me of Shawn and Han... Shawn are you really that short?

[fly]

I head from a solid source that Married QT's gynecologist accidentally thought he seen Fidel Castro when performing a routine check up.

hmmm........like butter?!!!

[Shawn]

Awwww, they dont' need to email me, you can just go ahead and acceptance their thanks on my behalf :na

I kinda figured that was "cumin" :wy:wy

[Han Solo]

I kinda figured that was "cumin" :wy:wy
You should know I really didn't feel good about myself for doing that.....but with that setup I just really had no choice in the matter...:sry

[MarriedQt]

SHHHHHHH........a friend of Torin's told me that GSD wasn't around because over the Christmas holidays he gained so much weight that he can't get his ass out of bed and to the computer........I think they are ordering him the keyboard for exta fat fingers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sneaky]

You know I heard that SAME thing.......but the rumor I heard was he gives them socks a test fit on something other than his leg or arm;)
You violate my SOCKS??? You are a sicky!!!

[Midwest girl]

Well all that would have been believable if I hadn't heard that rumor about how you actually came up with your OWN original thoughts instead of copycating other peoples posts for your responses and using signature quotes from other members (who CLEARLY have excellent taste in men Btw:D)


Is that the same thing as an original name verses a movie character??? LMAO Damn Sneaky...how do you DO IT???? lmao He MUST be good at something.....

Han I wanted to sent a get well card...next time, tie your ankles up high, then you wont sprain your wrist fisting yourself....and the Workman's Comp. Claim filed...lol takes the freakin cake!!.....well Im just sayin, not a good idea, next time keep your activities at home........oh shit, that last part was a secret, wasnt it? my bad.........

[Sneaky]

Is that the same thing as an original name verses a movie character??? LMAO Damn Sneaky...how do you DO IT???? lmao He MUST be good at something.........

What? You don't find him charming?:yks

[Barkiss]

All Birthday threads will now be merged with the Goodbye threads.

Do I really need to state the obvious reasons?

[Midwest girl]

My signature dedicated to the most charming man I dont really know,LMAO!!

[Sneaky]

All Birthday threads will now be merged with the Goodbye threads.

Do I really need to state the obvious reasons?
LOL!!!
Can everyone just have thier own thread?
That way they can be used for birthdays, anniversaries, couples, prayer requests, and yes, goodbye threads. Then they can just pull em up when they come back and change it whatever is needed that week! Great idea!

[Sneaky]

My signature dedicated to the most charming man I dont really know,LMAO!!
LOL. Oh boy, you are gonna feed the ego with that!

[Midwest girl]

Well, I heard he likes attention..him and his pink tutu....

[Barkiss]

LOL!!!
Can everyone just have thier own thread?
That way they can be used for birthdays, anniversaries, couples, prayer requests, and yes, goodbye threads. Then they can just pull em up when they come back and change it whatever is needed that week! Great idea!

Great idea!!!! You would think that someone could come up with an idea where I could create my space and put my face on a book. ;)

[fly]

My signature dedicated to the most charming man I dont really know,LMAO!!

LOL. Oh boy, you are gonna feed the ego with that!

LMAO..........she WOULD quote him about FISTING!!!!:wy:wy

[fly]

You violate my SOCKS??? You are a sicky!!!


I would use the HOT cycle when you wash em.........:ok

[Barkiss]

Oh...another new policy...posers will be called out.



Ok..enough from me for one day.

[Shawn]

LMAO..........she WOULD quote him about FISTING!!!!:wy:wy


For what ever reason I think this would only add to our fun... soo umm.. yeah I think you should!

[Shawn]

Oh...another new policy...posers will be called out.


Dammit.... I was hoping that one would actually be true one day.... guess I will just go to the "what makes me sad thread":tantrum:

[fly]

For what ever reason I think this would only add to our fun... soo umm.. yeah I think you should!

wait........uh...........what?
I should WHAT:yks
anything with "you should", "fun" and "fisting" in the same vicinity makes me nervous!!!!!
(....sorry)

[Shawn]

wait........uh...........what?
I should WHAT:yks
anything with "you should", "fun" and "fisting" in the same vicinity makes me nervous!!!!!
(....sorry)


Just change the F%^& in your siggy to FIST ... oh wait... maybe THAT'S exactly what you meant to say.. it does work

[fly]

Just change the F%^& in your siggy to FIST ... oh wait... maybe THAT'S exactly what you meant to say.. it does work

gee THANKS.:nu

Now everytime I see it I'm gonna THINK fist..........
even if I concentrate it'll just POP out there.
Crap. time for a new siggy.
and i really LIKED this one....
you OWE ME!!!!
mr. fist-a-holic
:thr

[Shawn]

gee THANKS.:nu

Now everytime I see it I'm gonna THINK fist..........
even if I concentrate it'll just POP out there.
Crap. time for a new siggy.
and i really LIKED this one....
you OWE ME!!!!
mr. fist-a-holic
:thr



Try...

"Dont mess with Shawn or he will punch ya in the cooch"

:lmao

I kill me some me

[fly]

Try...

"Dont mess with Shawn or he will punch ya in the cooch"

:lmao

I kill me some me

You been DRINKING have ya? ain't it a tad EARLY?????:nu
I found another.......whatcha think?

[Shawn]

You been DRINKING have ya? ain't it a tad EARLY?????:nu
I found another.......whatcha think?


No .. well.. not just yet but I guess my body is getting ready for the festivities....

Thats a good one.. I would give it 3 thumbs up .. but I am at work .. so ya just get the normal two

[fly]

No .. well.. not just yet but I guess my body is getting ready for the festivities....

Thats a good one.. I would give it 3 thumbs up .. but I am at work .. so ya just get the normal two


Wait........you have a third thumb?:yks

[MarriedQt]

Jon Jon is really the owner of a sex shop and has molded a vibrator from his own penis and calls it the Jonanator........Dix calls it Mr.BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dsparate No More]

I think Scoob secretly wants me...or I want her...or we are both confused...:sc:yks

[Han Solo]

My signature dedicated to the most charming man I dont really know,LMAO!!
WHOA!!!!!..................HOLD. THE. PHONE. SALLY!!! :nu

.....Show me exactly WHERE I said THAT?? .......I mean it's totally believable mind ya, but TOTALLY fabricated in this case!!

LOL...you got everyone believin' I actually said that!!....They got SOME high opinion of me to believe that dont' they? :rolleyes:


Wait..:sc...did I say that?? ..........................Nah!! you're full of crap sister!!

[jmsmith12345]

I heard that some guy named Smitty has elephantitus of the testicles and has been mistaken for a first responder at fire scenes do to his large hose.

[Midwest girl]

What? You don't find him charming?:yks
Originally Posted by Midwest girl
My signature dedicated to the most charming man I dont really know,LMAO!!




Han, no one really accused you of actually being charming.....lmao here's where it came from...sarcasm always gets such a bad rap online, lmao

[MCat]

I heard that some guy named Smitty has elephantitus of the testicles and has been mistaken for a first responder at fire scenes do to his large hose.


Barkiss.....daaaamn.....is that you? :yks

[JonJon62]

Jon Jon is really the owner of a sex shop and has molded a vibrator from his own penis and calls it the Jonanator........Dix calls it Mr.BUZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This is a rumor??? :lmao

MarriedQT wants to be the distributor and own the exclusive rights for the Jonanator in Canada. She makes massive sales by demonstrating its use ...

However, Dixie is more than content with her free sample.

[TIGUY]

Well, I heard he likes attention..him and his pink tutu....

I heard that you like Italian men MG......if that's true I need to get in line darling!

[MarriedQt]

Actually Midwest likes her men a lil on the "girly" side........well thats what she told me last nite but shhhhh I think it was a secret!!

[Midwest girl]

Actually Midwest likes her men a lil on the "girly" side........well thats what she told me last nite but shhhhh I think it was a secret!!


Dammit, QT, you promised me we wouldnt make us known here....your soldier boy is gonna be pissed!!! lol

[Midwest girl]

I heard that you like Italian men MG......if that's true I need to get in line darling!



TI, che cosa prenderebbe per ottenergli nudo?

[TIGUY]

TI, che cosa prenderebbe per ottenergli nudo?

Sorry MG but I don't speak Italian

ma che dite! fare tu bisogno verso vedere me nudo?

[dixiechiknga]

Ty is really the model and spokesperson for Depends adult diapers. Mid west told me that yesterday.

[sandycrotch]

Psssssst! I heard that Dixie is really a guy, and if you move those panties just a little bit, you will see the evidence. but what a nice ass for a guy!

[Midwest girl]

ok, heres the real deal on Sandy...he was ticketed on the beach for indecent exposure..he explained to the cop that its not real, only made out of sand with his own too hands as he was sitting there. The cop made him stand up and prove it, so Sandy got up out of the sand, pulls down the mint green speedo, and the cop said, "Yep, your right, yours is MUCH smaller, sorry" and tore up the ticket.

[stellabelle]

MG's favorite "toy" is an ear of corn! I've seen the video on YouTube.

[dixiechiknga]

Well QT told me that Sandy got arrested twice for walking up behind people on the street and sniffing their crotch. His real name is
SniffyCrotch not SandyCrotch. That's what I heard anyway...LOL

[Midwest girl]

Sorry MG but I don't speak Italian

ma che dite! fare tu bisogno verso vedere me nudo?

correction: senza vestiti? lmao i dont speak italian either

[Midwest girl]

MG's favorite "toy" is an ear of corn! I've seen the video on YouTube.


yes well, what do think i named him Ty Cobb for????? lmao

[Midwest girl]

Well QT told me that Sandy got arrested twice for walking up behind people on the street and sniffing their crotch. His real name is
SniffyCrotch not SandyCrotch. That's what I heard anyway...LOL

Ok, I heard it was bicycle seats, not actual crotches....jeez, cant anyone get their story straight here??!!!!

[stellabelle]

yes well, what do think i named him Ty Cobb for????? lmao

LMAO!!!! :lmao

[Chip]

Actually, not to call him out or anything, but I heard that Ty Cobb likes to be grabbed by the ears and apparently someone here is stalking him…sorry, MG…just thought you should know…

[sandycrotch]

Well QT told me that Sandy got arrested twice for walking up behind people on the street and sniffing their crotch. His real name is
SniffyCrotch not SandyCrotch. That's what I heard anyway...LOL

Actually I was arrested for exposing my crotch to men posing as women!

[Midwest girl]

Actually I was arrested for exposing my crotch to men posing as women!


Yeah I bet you wear cursing the guy wearing the pop bottle glasses, if only you wouldve stopped when the first old lady said "Honey, I'm sorry but I don't understand what youre showing me. I dont see a thing there...", but you had to prove a point didnt you?? Some men never learn......lol

[yaser]

Mid west girl is having a baby from a man here..

[Midwest girl]

Mid west girl is having a baby from a man here..


:yks

[yaser]

:yks

But she does not know the real father.Because she had affair with more than one about those days..

[sandycrotch]

I am starting a rumor about myself, MWG's baby is mine!

[Chip]

Mid west girl is having a baby from a man here..

:lmao

Oh the maize that must be traversed to figure out who the alleged man might be...:D

[Midwest girl]

:lmao

Oh the maize that must be traversed to figure out who the alleged man might be...:D

Im a virgin, so this one is an OBVIOUS rumor....

thanks Yaser, sexual frustration getting to you this morning??

[yaser]

I am starting a rumor about myself, MWG's baby is mine!

It is early for DNa test, Scrotch.

[Midwest girl]

It is early for DNa test, Scrotch.


Drop it Yaser, its RUDE! :nu This thead is for fun, not rudeness...

[yaser]

Drop it Yaser, its RUDE! :nu This thead is for fun, not rudeness...

Sorry it was another lady...

[Chip]

Im a virgin, so this one is an OBVIOUS rumor....

thanks Yaser, sexual frustration getting to you this morning??

Uh, Yaser...I think Ty Cobb is the man in question...hominy, hominy

maize (noun) - a type of corn grown for its large yellow edible grains, which are used for food and as a source of oil

:sc

[Midwest girl]

Uh, Yaser...I think Ty Cobb is the man in question...hominy, hominy

maize (noun) - a type of corn grown for its large yellow edible grains, which are used for food and as a source of oil

:sc

Dont make fun...hes actually very sweet, especially in the summertime!

[Chip]

Dont make fun...hes actually very sweet, especially in the summertime!

Not making fun...at all :ok

[Midwest girl]

This is a rumor??? :lmao

MarriedQT wants to be the distributor and own the exclusive rights for the Jonanator in Canada. She makes massive sales by demonstrating its use ...

However, Dixie is more than content with her free sample.


I heard you can special order them in a peach scent...Is that true??

[Midwest girl]

Heard from a reliable source...Sandycrotch and Jondoe4 are neighbors and in the middle of major litigation over driveway space....

[dixiechiknga]

This is a rumor??? :lmao

MarriedQT wants to be the distributor and own the exclusive rights for the Jonanator in Canada. She makes massive sales by demonstrating its use ...

However, Dixie is more than content with her free sample.

No sweetie I'll wait for the real thing, no sample needed:ok

[JonJon62]

I heard you can special order them in a peach scent...Is that true??


Peach, Rose, Musk, Koala, even a Midwest scent .. Anything is possible ... :lmao:

[Midwest girl]

Peach, Rose, Musk, Koala, even a Midwest scent .. Anything is possible ... :lmao:


Oh my goodness....you are killing me!! LMAO

[biker-69s]

Siv has a hidden button..............

[Xanadu7]

I heard tadpole's so slow she can't even catch Xan!

You're it again honey

[tadpole]

I've heard Xan's got too much time on his HANDS and just can't quite keep up...if you know what I mean!:sc

[Xanadu7]

LMAO

Tadpole has problems in the bedroom. She gets the hiccups every time .... and then bites down

Anyone gotta a leather sheath?

[JonJon62]

I have heard, and I don't know if this rumor is true, that Xan had a sex change operation. That is how he knows so well what women like.

[tadpole]

LMAO

Tadpole has problems in the bedroom. She gets the hiccups every time .... and then bites down

Anyone gotta a leather sheath?


ooops...missed this one....I think JJ's rumor about Xan is true.....hiccup

[TIGUY]

Careful there Yas...better put on a smiley face when you tell a woman that!

But she does not know the real father.Because she had affair with more than one about those days..

[MarriedQt]

Dammit, QT, you promised me we wouldnt make us known here....your soldier boy is gonna be pissed!!! lol

Nah....he's looking forward to a threesome LOL!!!

[Midwest girl]

Careful there Yas...better put on a smiley face when you tell a woman that!

yes its hard to interpret meaning when posting with out the perfect smiley, when I answered this one, I wish I wouldve had a smiley with a foot going up its ass!!

[Midwest girl]

Nah....he's looking forward to a threesome LOL!!!


Anything I can do to support my country....:ok

[Midwest girl]

Actually, QT....rumor has it he asked for a 4 some and the midget backed out.....

[TIGUY]

was he stuck?

[MarriedQt]

OMG.....I just heard this from a friend of a friend who works in the ER......Shawn and Hans were taken in to the hospital last nite.......Seems Shawn was really drunk at the club and was dared to fist Hans and actually got his HAND STUCK!!!! They were in the men's bathroom and had to be taken out on a stretcher in front of the whole club........someone has pics but I haven't been able to track them down yet......sounds like Hans won't be constipated anymore!!!

[yaser]

yes its hard to interpret meaning when posting with out the perfect smiley, when I answered this one, I wish I wouldve had a smiley with a foot going up its ass!!

:sng:sng:sng:lf

[Midwest girl]

Ahhh Yaser, I should know not to pick on you on a day when you fall and bump your head in the shower...lol

Now I heard from someone here that you arent really a professor, but a postal worker here is the states, under a lot of strain and stress, so by night to work off the frustration you are a phone sex operator, because you dont believe in owning a gun...and you have a very smokey woman's voice...is that really true??

[Midwest girl]

OMG.....I just heard this from a friend of a friend who works in the ER......Shawn and Hans were taken in to the hospital last nite.......Seems Shawn was really drunk at the club and was dared to fist Hans and actually got his HAND STUCK!!!! They were in the men's bathroom and had to be taken out on a stretcher in front of the whole club........someone has pics but I haven't been able to track them down yet......sounds like Hans won't be constipated anymore!!!


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao I heard they were asked to come back for a repeat performance, I guess they were mistaken for a circus act....Shawn, you need to work on not getting so many damn gigs at those gay clubs!!!!

[dixiechiknga]

OMG.....I just heard this from a friend of a friend who works in the ER......Shawn and Hans were taken in to the hospital last nite.......Seems Shawn was really drunk at the club and was dared to fist Hans and actually got his HAND STUCK!!!! They were in the men's bathroom and had to be taken out on a stretcher in front of the whole club........someone has pics but I haven't been able to track them down yet......sounds like Hans won't be constipated anymore!!!

WOW this is what I thought all along, they are so in love with each other!!
ROTFLMAO!!!

[Chip]

OMG.....I just heard this from a friend of a friend who works in the ER......Shawn and Hans were taken in to the hospital last nite.......Seems Shawn was really drunk at the club and was dared to fist Hans and actually got his HAND STUCK!!!! They were in the men's bathroom and had to be taken out on a stretcher in front of the whole club........someone has pics but I haven't been able to track them down yet......sounds like Hans won't be constipated anymore!!!

Hands down, this is the funniest thing I've heard all week!!!

:lmao

[Midwest girl]

Dixie, you never noticed their matching tights?? on the ass of Shawns it says "He's Mine" and on Han's it says "I'm His"....its a bit disturbing, but they both have a nice ass so you cant help but look....or atleast thats what they both say about each other...lmao

[UltimateNaneki]

I heard that Midwest Girl & Dixie had a threesome with the GeekMaster...

WOW!!

[UltimateNaneki]

I even heard that Shawn was watching... ;)

[dixiechiknga]

Dixie, you never noticed their matching tights?? on the ass of Shawns it says "He's Mine" and on Han's it says "I'm His"....its a bit disturbing, but they both have a nice ass so you cant help but look....or atleast thats what they both say about each other...lmao

You know I saw them walking out of a store called "Rainbows for Lovers"
I bet that's where they bought them....LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Midwest girl]

I heard that Midwest Girl & Dixie had a threesome with the GeekMaster...

WOW!!

I even heard that Shawn was watching... ;)


Sneaky dared Shawn to dare GeekMaster, who dared Dixie and she dared me...Fargo recorded it, dammit!!! the video is MISSING!! all thats here is a wierd little note about the Super Fister....huh?? HAN!!! that is not a good superhero name!!! jeez, just give the video back...

I know whats going on here...conspiracy to sell it as a duo to those damn dildos of JonJon's...

Fly!! Isnt there some word of yours to describe this clusterf*ck of a situation??

[dixiechiknga]

Sneaky dared Shawn to dare GeekMaster, who dared Dixie and she dared me...Fargo recorded it, dammit!!! the video is MISSING!! all thats here is a wierd little note about the Super Fister....huh?? HAN!!! that is not a good superhero name!!! jeez, just give the video back...

I know whats going on here...conspiracy to sell it as a duo to those damn dildos of JonJon's...

Fly!! Isnt there some word of yours to describe this clusterf*ck of a situation??

Now I'm LMFAO....tears, choking!!:yks

[Midwest girl]

Yeah, umm where do you people come up with this stuff??? Some sick minds here.......:crs

[UltimateNaneki]

Sneaky dared Shawn to dare GeekMaster, who dared Dixie and she dared me...Fargo recorded it, dammit!!! the video is MISSING!! all thats here is a wierd little note about the Super Fister....huh?? HAN!!! that is not a good superhero name!!! jeez, just give the video back...

I know whats going on here...conspiracy to sell it as a duo to those damn dildos of JonJon's...

Fly!! Isnt there some word of yours to describe this clusterf*ck of a situation??

Don't worry...I was camming the whole thing. I would get you all a copy. GeekMaster would prefer 3copies and he wants to sign them too. He even has a little deposit gift for the girls. What a man that GeekMaster!!!
You girls are sure lucky!. :yks

[UltimateNaneki]

I can't believe it!!
Penny just heard about the tape and she wants a copy too. Man I should sell them and make a fortune. :lmao

[Midwest girl]

Don't worry...I was camming the whole thing. I would get you all a copy. GeekMaster would prefer 3copies and he wants to sign them too. He even has a little deposit gift for the girls. What a man that GeekMaster!!!
You girls are sure lucky!. :yks


He gets the glory and us girls get the door prize?? WTF is wrong with this picture?? lmao

[tiger50]

Ah but it's a rumor thread...so you can dish it out but you can't take it huh?

lol just love it... the " group " just love to dish it out... but funnily seem to be a tad sensitive... :nopity

[UltimateNaneki]

tiger50 and Dreamy just came out of seclusion....where is that lady they invited in??

[tiger50]

Did you hear that Shawn was playing with Han Solo's light sabre and broke it and instead of telling han's he just tossed it out the window and blamed Sneaky for taking it!!!


aww fark yessssss :55

[UltimateNaneki]

They still aren't talking but tiger50 is impressed that GeekMaster was with 2 sexy ladies yesterday. Dixie and Midwest are still trying to recover. But at least they have a cassette they can have from their experience.

[tiger50]

They still aren't talking but tiger50 is impressed that GeekMaster was with 2 sexy ladies yesterday. Dixie and Midwest are still trying to recover. But at least they have a cassette they can have from their experience.


aww fark.... didnt think anyonr else knew.... :sc

[tiger50]

the outlaws are rather sensitive souls...

[TIGUY]

Ty is really the model and spokesperson for Depends adult diapers. Mid west told me that yesterday.


LOL! Han loved that one...

[jmsmith12345]

the outlaws are rather sensitive souls...

That is not a rumor at all. We are quite the loving bunch, just because we love in different ways than other, that is no reason to get all clench fisted about anything.

[MarriedQt]

Dash has been stuck to his computer since Friday's show put on by Dix and me.......he will never be the same!!!

[dixiechiknga]

Dash has been stuck to his computer since Friday's show put on by Dix and me.......he will never be the same!!!

I heard he still hasn't found his pants yet and his hand is stuck in one position...LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[MarriedQt]

Yeah he even tried to type 911 but the keys were all stuck together too......hmmmm maybe someone should go check on him.....

[TIGUY]

u mean there was soda on his keyboard?

[MarriedQt]

u mean there was soda on his keyboard?

Ummmm don't think it was soda........maybe icecream?? LOL

[Midwest girl]

Ummmm don't think it was soda........maybe icecream?? LOL


Im thinking a tootsie pop and it fell out of his mouth and he couldnt catch it and it rolled all over the keyboard and he just couldnt grab it and then it fell in his lap...whew! yup thats exactly what I pictured when i read that rumor! lmao

[UltimateNaneki]

Did anyone hear the same thing has me??

Midwest girl is addicted to GeekMaster's tool. That is what I have heard. Last night Midwest girl and Dixie had GeekMaster for a 3some, but it seemed that Midwest wanted Geek all to herself, sharing is not her thing.
Dixie was a little upset but since Dixie and Midwest are friends, Dixie played with the voyeur Shawn.
All I could do was watch via my webcam. Too bad I'm in Canada!!

[MarriedQt]

Ok I think Shawn's new AV says it all.......the gay clubs are REALLY getting to him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shawn]

I just read on the Discovery website that they found Atlantis inside MarriedQT's cooter

[MarriedQt]

I just read on the Discovery website that they found Atlantis inside MarriedQT's cooter

Are you addicted to my "cooter"?? Seems all the rumors you have started about me all lead to the same place........You do realize this isn't the fisting thread right!!

[OICurready4me]

Ulti has just gotten back from a visit to Saturn and decided to share some of her pics with us as avatars!

[jmsmith12345]

Rumor has it that this is how Shawn, Han, and OAK spent last weekend together. You guys really should be more careful as to what you post on your MySpace pages.

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Gay-Pride-Parade.jpg

[JonJon62]

I also heard that MCAT was really torqued that she wasn't invited!!!

[MarriedQt]

I also heard that MCAT was really torqued that she wasn't invited!!!

Oh I heard she was the one driving the truck!!!!

[Fwd40s]

Those wings on QT's avatar are real...and so are the horns

[jmsmith12345]

I heard that QT has so many "customers" that the roads service build an exit ramp straight to her house.

http://www.southernillinoiskustoms.com/user/cimage/Cooter.jpg

[JonJon62]

An exit?? I heard that the Northern Lights were caused by her 'magnetic' personna

[MarriedQt]

http://www.kissmybigbluebutt.com/CrazyWoman.JPG

Where JM found his wives!!

[upstr84u]

look at married pictures the big boob photo was taken by yours truley

[jmsmith12345]

I heard a rumor that JonJon gave new meaning to the rugby term "scrum."

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_K0XBk0DchkU/SNp-gRZW7sI/AAAAAAAAAYQ/Wtu74Bu5lY4/2002bestrugbypic.jpg

[jmsmith12345]

I also heard this little rumor that flybabe was trying to liquidate some of her assets.

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13254/24_2008/rubberfist.jpg

[MarriedQt]

Someone snapped this pic last year when Shawn was trying to trap a big Cooter down south........Dix drove the truck!!http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2008/08/truck.jpg

[Sneaky]

lol just love it... the " group " just love to dish it out... but funnily seem to be a tad sensitive... :nopity

the outlaws are rather sensitive souls...

Can you show us an example of that? This entire thread includes outlaws named over & over again & I haven't seen anyone get sensitive.

I heard that you love us and the violin playing sperm smilie is just a nice way for you to express that love.:nopity

[Shawn]

Can you show us an example of that? This entire thread includes outlaws named over & over again & I haven't seen anyone get sensitive.



I had this rash that was really sensitive... maybe that was the rumor he was referring to:sc

[Sneaky]

I had this rash that was really sensitive... maybe that was the rumor he was referring to:sc
Perhaps. You should get a prescription for that. LOL.
:sc

[Shawn]

Perhaps. You should get a prescription for that. LOL.
:sc

Yeah.. I tried that... turns out it was not really so much a rash as it was a rug burn... DO NOT ask how I got that there.... that's a whole other rumor

[fly]

DANG IT JM!!! I TOLD you that in CONFIDENCE!!!!


I also heard this little rumor that flybabe was trying to liquidate some of her assets.

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13254/24_2008/rubberfist.jpg

[fly]

Can you show us an example of that? This entire thread includes outlaws named over & over again & I haven't seen anyone get sensitive.

I heard that you love us and the violin playing sperm smilie is just a nice way for you to express that love.:nopity

I for ONE am sensitive.....oh wait. maybe that was clueless. LOL

[Barkiss]

Today we have decided this will be an invitation only website, and I was elected Director of Invitations. So...you have 24 hours to kiss up...gifts and money are certainly acceptable...guys need not apply

[fly]

Sneaky dared Shawn to dare GeekMaster, who dared Dixie and she dared me...Fargo recorded it, dammit!!! the video is MISSING!! all thats here is a wierd little note about the Super Fister....huh?? HAN!!! that is not a good superhero name!!! jeez, just give the video back...

I know whats going on here...conspiracy to sell it as a duo to those damn dildos of JonJon's...

Fly!! Isnt there some word of yours to describe this clusterf*ck of a situation??


of COURSE THERE IS.
Let me consult the blonde's dictionary of commonly misused and made up terms...........
Monstrustupendalicioius Mess.
yep. that' oughta do it!!!:ok

[Barkiss]

Shawn just wrote me, and I quote..."Barkiss, I don't know if the rumor is true or not about the invitation thing, so I thought I would take this opportunity to let you know how I feel about you. You are the hottest dog on this site. I've had my eye on your tail since the day I joined. Please let me join you in your doghouse where we can swap slobber."

Dude...I was just joking!! And the dog reference is going a bit too far...

[fly]

Shawn just wrote me, and I quote..."Barkiss, I don't know if the rumor is true or not about the invitation thing, so I thought I would take this opportunity to let you know how I feel about you. You are the hottest dog on this site. I've had my eye on your tail since the day I joined. Please let me join you in your doghouse where we can swap slobber."

Dude...I was just joking!! And the dog reference is going a bit too far...

That gives a whole new meaning to the term
"In the doghouse"
:eek:

[gdg]

This is so weird but I was just watching cops and look who I see, Barkiss! (u regret sharing that photo now?) He was busted for impersonating a female officer and trying to perform cavity searches on his male victims! Oh yeah, and not smart to have a badge that says "Sgt. Barkiss"

[Barkiss]

This is so weird but I was just watching cops and look who I see, Barkiss! (u regret sharing that photo now?) He was busted for impersonating a female officer and trying to perform cavity searches on his male victims! Oh yeah, and not smart to have a badge that says "Sgt. Barkiss"

Please...if you look a little closer, it was Capt. Barkiss...please get your facts straight

[gdg]

Please...if you look a little closer, it was Capt. Barkiss...please get your facts straight

Minor details.........U need more rubber gloves there cowboy? Or should I say cowgirl?

[yaser]

Is Gdgrl a scenario writer?

[Barkiss]

Minor details.........U need more rubber gloves there cowboy? Or should I say cowgirl?


Only use the gloves when the TV cameras are on....we finished shooting last month

[yaser]

Barkiss has got a harem.I was told by a lady from the harem before.

[Shawn]

Shawn just wrote me, and I quote..."Barkiss, I don't know if the rumor is true or not about the invitation thing, so I thought I would take this opportunity to let you know how I feel about you. You are the hottest dog on this site. I've had my eye on your tail since the day I joined. Please let me join you in your doghouse where we can swap slobber."

Dude...I was just joking!! And the dog reference is going a bit too far...

So the whole time reading this ... I have this in my head... welcome to my world

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JObTMW3RVf4&feature=related

[Shawn]

bar 1 http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/edu/ref/ahd/t/pron.jpg (http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/pronounce;_ylt=AgVtkc6XapORUvjCmnf_..yugMMF?id=B00 66700&path=prons/B0087850.wav) (bär) KEY (http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/pronunciation_key;_ylt=AjeJPjPjhwOrlpzmVIj5I8OugMM F)

NOUN:


A relatively long, straight, rigid piece of solid material, support, barrier, or structural or mechanical member.

So NOW I know why he picked THAT name :sry :sry

[Barkiss]

bar 1 http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/edu/ref/ahd/t/pron.jpg (http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/pronounce;_ylt=AgVtkc6XapORUvjCmnf_..yugMMF?id=B00 66700&path=prons/B0087850.wav) (bär) KEY (http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/pronunciation_key;_ylt=AjeJPjPjhwOrlpzmVIj5I8OugMM F)

NOUN:


A relatively long, straight, rigid piece of solid material, support, barrier, or structural or mechanical member.
So NOW I know why he picked THAT name :sry :sry

Yes it is true...I want it to be kissed.

[fly]

Yes it is true...I want it to be kissed.

TMI...........:eek:

[Barkiss]

TMI...........:eek:


Oh please...you are always asking for more details

[sudsy552000]

there is no truth to the rumor that Sudsy55 pinched BadBill's nut sac in the chat room. No truth whatever. No matter what Dixie kissie or anyone else says. Even if it was on the six o'clock news with BAdbill having a huge grin on his face. no truth none

[dixiechiknga]

OK here goes I just found out the hottest couple on site are Badbill and Sudsey. They have proclaimed their love for each other. Lets all give them best wishes for the future!! What a cute couple my my.:rofl1:

[Badbill]

OK here goes I just found out the hottest couple on site are Badbill and Sudsey. They have proclaimed their love for each other. Lets all give them best wishes for the future!! What a cute couple my my.:rofl1:

Dixie, I know you dont want the world to know that we are an item now, but I dont think anyone will believe this rumor :sng

[Kissie]

there is no truth to the rumor that Sudsy55 pinched BadBill's nut sac in the chat room. No truth whatever. No matter what Dixie kissie or anyone else says. Even if it was on the six o'clock news with BAdbill having a huge grin on his face. no truth none


OMG Suds....way to go!!!! Proclaim your love...so public too!!!!
And remember who started this....wasnt me!!!!!!

[sudsy552000]

Dixie, I know you dont want the world to know that we are an item now, but I dont think anyone will believe this rumor :sng
wtf Bill she is my little nuckie monster. She loves me not you. Didn't you know that?:sex:spm

[Badbill]

wtf Bill she is my little nuckie monster. She loves me not you. Didn't you know that?:sex:spm

Oh Great, all that work and she has someone else??? WTF?

[sudsy552000]

Oh Great, all that work and she has someone else??? WTF?
All that work is all in vain bad bill that little hose monster is mine.

[Badbill]

Fine Sudsy, I hate getting two timed anyways, shes all yours

[sudsy552000]

OMG Suds....way to go!!!! Proclaim your love...so public too!!!!
And remember who started this....wasnt me!!!!!!
Oh but was you kissie. you are the one that took the pic and sent it to tbn network news. And it wasn't his nut sac it was the little piece of skin betwween his pooper and his shooter. His taint