Tha Pin Farm

[tiger50]

Gday guys, at tha moment, tha development of tha microwave bed has been delayed, cos WB shorted out the bluddie phase detractor when she peed on the hydracoptic marzelvanes...
soooo to try make sum munnie, i am startin a pin farm.... yeh pins.... yeh i know all you girls think they grow on tha bluddy supermarket shelves, but thatz bullshit, sumone hasta grow em....
a lotta careful considerations ave gorn inta this, climate, soil etc... but ave found ya cant go wrong, even if ya avva bad year, an tha pins dont grow heads on em, ya just drill holes in em, an sell em as needles... i did discuss this with jazzy, an she likes her pins wif coloured heads, ad ta think about that one a bit, but ave figured it out, i just water em wif coloured water....

Just imagine a whole field full of pricks.. :lmao

ur all welcum ta buy shares.....lol.. hic....

[lovemakenman]

I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!

This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!

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Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are not superstitious

[Cotties]

Maybe we should ask the sex fairy with his wealth of knowledge to invest in Tigers Prickfarm. Tell him that investing in aussie pricks is a sure thing. How could he go wrong. Aussie pricks are the best in the world and are so consistant. Come on, have you ever seen a bigger prick.

[lovemakenman]

YOU scared of the sex fair

[Wet Beaver]

tiger... i can see why you need money...to keep this lady happy...you will need it..


http://boortz.com/more/funny/redneck_pics_grandma.html

[tiger50]

tiger... i can see why you need money...to keep this lady happy...you will need it..


http://boortz.com/more/funny/redneck_pics_grandma.html

iz dat really u wb????? :lmao

[Wet Beaver]

iz dat really u wb????? :lmao

ahhhhh bad tiger...don't insult you roo like that.....we know thats how you spend all of your money...:na

[tiger50]

:sc wat bluddie money....

[Wet Beaver]

:sc wat bluddie money....

she looks like she bleeds ya dry..........:na

[tiger50]

she looks like she bleeds ya dry..........:na

yeh ya bluddie rite about that.... her an 8 kids..lol...:D

[lovemakenman]

Well good night all

[tiger50]

nite lovey... lol...

[Cotties]

good night and sweet sex fairy dreamsWell good night all

[Zifnab]

so about them pins you are thinkin of growing....
why not take a small part of the field and fertilize with roo poo and when they grow REAL BIG you can sell 'em as HAT PINS!:wa:

[tiger50]

so about them pins you are thinkin of growing....
why not take a small part of the field and fertilize with roo poo and when they grow REAL BIG you can sell 'em as HAT PINS!:wa:

hey yeh nevva thought that, u want one fa ur hat, a free complimentary roo poo pin.. yesssss:lmao :lmao

[Jy]

Thank you planting a field of the ones with the coloured heads for me. They're much easier on your fingers, and don't catch on fabric like traditional pins can. They're also easier to find, so there's less chance of missing one when you're taking them out of fabric.

So where should I send my cheque?

[tiger50]

Thank you planting a field of the ones with the coloured heads for me. They're much easier on your fingers, and don't catch on fabric like traditional pins can. They're also easier to find, so there's less chance of missing one when you're taking them out of fabric.

So where should I send my cheque?


happy ta serve.... :D

69 stuzenfriut st
wankersville.
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[Cotties]

Holo moly Tiger


quick quick

a cheque....oooohhhh wweelll, it might not bounce:sc
Thank you planting a field of the ones with the coloured heads for me. They're much easier on your fingers, and don't catch on fabric like traditional pins can. They're also easier to find, so there's less chance of missing one when you're taking them out of fabric.

So where should I send my cheque?

[Rainmaker]

tiger... i can see why you need money...to keep this lady happy...you will need it..


http://boortz.com/more/funny/redneck_pics_grandma.html


wb u crack me up:lmao

[tiger50]

Holo moly Tiger


quick quick

a cheque....oooohhhh wweelll, it might not bounce:sc

c.. dun tol ya it wud b a profitable venture..... :D

[Zifnab]

hey yeh nevva thought that, u want one fa ur hat, a free complimentary roo poo pin.. yesssss:lmao :lmaowell let me get my hat out and try one!!

[tiger50]

well let me get my hat out and try one!!

awww mate that looks sooo fukkin good yesssssssssss.... :D

[Zifnab]

awww mate that looks sooo fukkin good yesssssssssss.... :Ddamned if they didn't work!!!:wa::55

[tiger50]

aww wunnerful...... :lmao

[Zifnab]

aww wunnerful...... :lmaothink you may have over fed them with the roo poo though...
it isn't supposed to go all the way from my hat down to my boot? makes it dificult to walk!

[tiger50]

think you may have over fed them with the roo poo though...
it isn't supposed to go all the way from my hat down to my boot? makes it dificult to walk!

mmm bak too tha breedin board then..... :sc

[Sandy]

oh god no, the last thing we need are more tigers and zifs. :lmao









mmm bak too tha breedin board then..... :sc

[tiger50]

oh god no, the last thing we need are more tigers and zifs. :lmao

yeh ya do...lol... :D :whee: :blowjob: :sex :sc :nu

[Sandy]

no we don't, i'm runnin now. :lmao












yeh ya do...lol... :D :whee: :blowjob: :sex :sc :nu

[tiger50]

no we don't, i'm runnin now. :lmao

dont bovva , we'll catchya... :whee: :) :D :sc

[Sandy]

ha you have to find me first. :lmao :na

[tiger50]

no prob , we ave aborignee trakkerz...

[Sandy]

you'll need more than that to catch me. :na

[tiger50]

you'll need more than that to catch me. :na
nanananananananah.... gotcha.... :D

[Sandy]

do i need to go get my chain and whip for you ?:na :lmao

[Zifnab]

nanananananananah.... gotcha.... :Ddon't bother mate! she will be back.... why chase? you know she is addicked to our charm!! she will walk right up to you and then....... GOTTCHA!!!!:lmao:lmao

[tiger50]

don't bother mate! she will be back.... why chase? you know she is addicked to our charm!! she will walk right up to you and then....... GOTTCHA!!!!:lmao:lmao

charm???? lol.... my openin line iz always, "do u fuk on 1st dates, dus ya dad own a brewery".... :whee:

[Zifnab]

charm???? lol.... my openin line iz always, "do u fuk on 1st dates, dus ya dad own a brewery".... :whee:and thats exactly my point!!! how can any sheila resist such charm?? just like asking if they like to cook breakfast in the morning!

[Sandy]

yeah and thats why your wankin all alone. :lmao :na










charm???? lol.... my openin line iz always, "do u fuk on 1st dates, dus ya dad own a brewery".... :whee:

[tiger50]

yeah and thats why your wankin all alone. :lmao :na

well umm sandy dus ya dad own a brewery??? :whee:

[Zifnab]

yeah and thats why your wankin all alone. :lmao :nain tiger's defense he always says he's wankin, not that he's doin it alone!!!:lmao

[Sandy]

wow zif i didn't think you would let that secret out. :lmao

[Zifnab]

wow zif i didn't think you would let that secret out. :lmaoI ain't lettin nuttin out! he iz the one with sumptin in his hands!:whee:

[Sandy]

true but he says you knocked him up. :lmao












I ain't lettin nuttin out! he iz the one with sumptin in his hands!:whee:

[tiger50]

true but he says you knocked him up. :lmao

yeh zif, ya wanker... fess up... :lmao

[Zifnab]

true but he says you knocked him up. :lmaoyou ALWAYS believe him too so thats even worse!!! whats the word I'm looking for here?.....
OH yes! gullible! no.....
SUCKER!!!!! yeah THATS the word!!:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[tiger50]

you ALWAYS believe him too so thats even worse!!! whats the word I'm looking for here?.....
OH yes! gullible! no.....
SUCKER!!!!! yeah THATS the word!!:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

i want DNA tests.... :whee:

[Zifnab]

i want DNA tests.... :whee:sure th:lmao:lmaoing, as I ain't never passed none o them tests nohow!

[tiger50]

sure th:lmao:lmaoing, as I ain't never passed none o them tests nohow!

arseole i want maintenanece............ :D

[Zifnab]

arseole i want maintenanece............ :Dyou need it!!:lmao:lmao

[cuddles]

you guys are to much:wa: :) :whee: :na :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[tiger50]

you guys are to much:wa: :) :whee: :na :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

I assure you madam, this is a serious quest.. and a suitable investment for all :D

[Zifnab]

I assure you madam, this is a serious quest.. and a suitable investment for all :Dagain with the suit!! Are you desiring to transition into a new career as a tailor??:lmao

[tiger50]

again with the suit!! Are you desiring to transition into a new career as a tailor??:lmao

A very good thought zifnab, however i dont think i couls cut it as a tailor.:sc

[Cotties]

Didn't the late Frank Zappa sing a song about this?well umm sandy dus ya dad own a brewery??? :whee:

[Zifnab]

A very good thought zifnab, however i dont think i couls cut it as a tailor.:sccould CUT it!!!! You are SUCH a :lmao:lmao:lmaopunny guy!:lmao:lmao




NOT

[tiger50]

could CUT it!!!! You are SUCH a :lmao:lmao:lmaopunny guy!:lmao:lmao




NOT

so sorry i misspelled could... i assure you it will not happen again... :D

[Zifnab]

so sorry i misspelled could... i assure you it will not happen again... :Dah yes it will, typos are a fact of life

[tiger50]

ah yes it will, typos are a fact of life
i would hope not, i do take pride in my ennunciations... :D

[Norfolkdave]

i would hope not, i do take pride in my ennunciations... :D

Heh heh heh the only pride you have is taking the piss out of us poms:lmao

[Zifnab]

so how is the latest crop developing tiger?get the color problem resolved yet?

[tiger50]

bloody oath mate, we ave coloured pin everywhere, mm now a job fa u.. i need a pin harvesting machine, get to it.... :D

[Zifnab]

bloody oath mate, we ave coloured pin everywhere, mm now a job fa u.. i need a pin harvesting machine, get to it.... :Dno problem! well put this giant foot out front of the truck,see?
then just drive around
the easiest way to find a pin is to be barefott, so this should pull them like a giant magnet!!!:wa:

[tiger50]

no problem! well put this giant foot out front of the truck,see?
then just drive around
the easiest way to find a pin is to be barefott, so this should pull them like a giant magnet!!!:wa:

hey yeh, an we cud use tha tonka truck... :55

[Zifnab]

hey yeh, an we cud use tha tonka truck... :55did you find a spare tire? I think I have one out back....

[Norfolkdave]

Is this big enough Tiger,http://www.hasbro.com/common/images/promos/140_121605_153647.jpg (http://www.hasbrotoyshop.com/ProductsByBrand.htm?BR=522?linkID=tonka140):lmao

[Zifnab]

I think we need a bigger one Dave, he has a LOT of pins so I made a REALLY big foot!

[Norfolkdave]

http://www.users.totalise.co.uk/~thetyke/08218710.jpgsomething like thse do then:lmao

[Zifnab]

The one on the top left should work nicely! Thanks Dave!

[Norfolkdave]

Heh heh heh an old folden for an old folden!!!

[Zifnab]

Heh heh heh an old folden for an old folden!!!well I hope it will still fold if I am looking at YOU!!!!:lmao:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

well I hope it will still fold if I am looking at YOU!!!!:lmao:lmao

I, ll fold you in a minute:lmao

[Zifnab]

I, ll fold you in a minute:lmaotoo kniky for me!!!!
try MWM!!! She might like that!

[Norfolkdave]

too kniky for me!!!!
try MWM!!! She might like that!

who said anything about being kinky...LOL:D

[Zifnab]

who said anything about being kinky...LOL:Dfold MWM not me! I am not into folding!!!

[Sandy]

hey leave me out og your perverted games. i'm an angel. :la :lmao
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fold MWM not me! I am not into folding!!!

[Norfolkdave]

hey leave me out og your perverted games. i'm an angel. :la :lmao
\

I did, its not me LOL:lmao

[Zifnab]

hey leave me out og your perverted games. i'm an angel. :la :lmao
\ummm which part do I not believe the most???? Little??? or Angel?????

hell I guess its ALL BS!!!:lmao:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

" Bullshit baffles brains...LOL

[Sandy]

well you should reconize bs, your the master bs'er. :lmao

[Zifnab]

well you should reconize bs, your the master bs'er. :lmaoat least I am not a gambler, so I am not the masterbater....

[Norfolkdave]

Your not a gambler then!...heh heh fancy a bishops finger or a sheep dip

[Zifnab]

Your not a gambler then!...heh heh fancy a bishops finger or a sheep dipthere you go dipping into them sheep again!!!

[Norfolkdave]

there you go dipping into them sheep again!!!

Just finding the one with ZIF on it:lmao

[tiger50]

Just finding the one with ZIF on it:lmao

gday mate owya goin, howz chris??? :wa:

[Norfolkdave]

gday mate owya goin, howz chris??? :wa:

Chris has to go back to the hospital on Thursday but its breaking me I havent the rescources, I feel really low as my own disability is deterioating and I hurt badly. Im not getting sleep as I should and Im constantly tired. As much as I love chris I cant drive her, do the housework or shop, I pyscially cant. If I was able bodied and not in pain yes, but my hips hurt me so much the pain is unbearable. We have got to tell the hospital to give us some breathing space, not to tell us they want chris in at the drop of a hat so to speak, I cant do it, it will push me to another nervous breakdown. Our Insurances dont cover us for this sort of help, and when you are only bringing in £158 a week compared with £400 it just wont go. Im so tearful at trying to find out a way but my own health is suffering to.

[tiger50]

aww fark.. mate, sorry ta hear that, eay for me ta say, but ur worryin wont help... surely there is some friend, neghbour who can help ,u guys a bit.... shitttt

[Norfolkdave]

aww fark.. mate, sorry ta hear that, eay for me ta say, but ur worryin wont help... surely there is some friend, neghbour who can help ,u guys a bit.... shitttt

Sadly No, they are at work, there is only us it will happen I will get chris to hospital but if they just give me a small bit of breathing space, one weeks grace so my own hips calm down, you see Im riddled with arthritis and Im in pain 24/7 and the pain is terrible, ( you must know what back pain is) well thats in my spine, hips neck anf knees, normally I dont moan about it but thiis backwards and forwards is pushing me and I just cant cope like this, I need restbite myself. Chris cant drive only I.

[tiger50]

Sadly No, they are at work, there is only us it will happen I will get chris to hospital but if they just give me a small bit of breathing space, one weeks grace so my own hips calm down, you see Im riddled with arthritis and Im in pain 24/7 and the pain is terrible, ( you must know what back pain is) well thats in my spine, hips neck anf knees, normally I dont moan about it but thiis backwards and forwards is pushing me and I just cant cope like this, I need restbite myself. Chris cant drive only I.

shitttttt yeh i do mate... fukk if only i cud elp mate i would...

[Norfolkdave]

shitttttt yeh i do mate... fukk if only i cud elp mate i would...

I know you would, but you have by posting these posts you have stopped me from worrying and we will be going Thursday but we are going to tell the hospital every other week, as chris is still very sore under the arm and need rest herself for a while.:wa:

[tiger50]

I know you would, but you have by posting these posts you have stopped me from worrying and we will be going Thursday but we are going to tell the hospital every other week, as chris is still very sore under the arm and need rest herself for a while.:wa:

kk feel elpless... well guess u can get some relief ere.. ey check tha fart thread mate.. avva larf... :D

[lovemakenman]

what is a pin farm

[Zifnab]

lol you need to trace back to the begining!

may not be worth the effort!

:D

[Norfolkdave]

what is a pin farm

A collective array of storing pins, used by world leaders to determine the strengh of the country, if one wanted an orange pin say for the level of the gravity a person is pulling when typing, they would send of for a pin placer, and hoverer, all held at the pin farm. Each country has its own pin, and is stored in hoverers, and when needed they apply in writing to the company director, who then has to contact The Secretary of state who then pushes a button on the big state board and this in turn releases the pin. Its a complicated proceedure, but Im sure you,ll understand if ever your state needed a pin.:55

[tiger50]

A collective array of storing pins, used by world leaders to determine the strengh of the country, if one wanted an orange pin say for the level of the gravity a person is pulling when typing, they would send of for a pin placer, and hoverer, all held at the pin farm. Each country has its own pin, and is stored in hoverers, and when needed they apply in writing to the company director, who then has to contact The Secretary of state who then pushes a button on the big state board and this in turn releases the pin. Its a complicated proceedure, but Im sure you,ll understand if ever your state needed a pin.:55

way cool mate shitttt wde can make cubic gigglybucks out that,,... :whee:

[Norfolkdave]

Yes could do, but we need to get the measurements for the cubbycubicles to put the gigglybucks in. I need to get lovemakenman measurements so we can give him his own pinfrom the pinfarm and then we can allocate his cubic cubicle and collect his gigglybuck.

[lovemakenman]

Yes could do, but we need to get the measurements for the cubbycubicles to put the gigglybucks in. I need to get lovemakenman measurements so we can give him his own pinfrom the pinfarm and then we can allocate his cubic cubicle and collect his gigglybuck.
Sorry but I am Lost
I will investigate it deeper.

[tiger50]

Sorry but I am Lost
I will investigate it deeper.

umm go bak ta stert of tha thread... :55

[Norfolkdave]

Sorry but I am Lost
I will investigate it deeper.

Dont appologise, we can give you a map, they come with the gigglybuck, we need to know your height to make sure you get the right pin, you see the pins have to be right for the heads, the colours have to be right, the gigglybucks go into the cubic cubes to house each buck.:wa:

[lovemakenman]

Dont appologise, we can give you a map, they come with the gigglybuck, we need to know your height to make sure you get the right pin, you see the pins have to be right for the heads, the colours have to be right, the gigglybucks go into the cubic cubes to house each buck.:wa:

Your killing me dave But thats what it is all about

[Norfolkdave]

Your killing me dave But thats what it is all about

Oh no dont use many pins, my god pull em out safely and get shiane to bandage you, shes a qualified nurse. oh my god too many pricks make and your going before coming:D

[tiger50]

Oh no dont use many pins, my god pull em out safely and get shiane to bandage you, shes a qualified nurse. oh my god too many pricks make and your going before coming:D

silly bugger yeh he been before he:lmao went....

[Norfolkdave]

We got to get the colours right my old mucka, we only have yellows and blacks.

[Zifnab]

lads, you have lost track of things.....find the point and stick to it!

[Zifnab]

well lets see if we can't get these damnedable things to grow right this season wanker! LAst year's crop was a might bit small, so we need to fire up the fertiliztaion contraption and add an extra dose of the roo poo the time!

[tiger50]

well lets see if we can't get these damnedable things to grow right this season wanker! LAst year's crop was a might bit small, so we need to fire up the fertiliztaion contraption and add an extra dose of the roo poo the time!

was thinkin oobliegobbler manure this year... :D

[Zifnab]

was thinkin oobliegobbler manure this year... :Dcripes! last time we experimented with that we ended up with crochet hooks!
maybe we could use that onthe rock areas though.......

[tiger50]

cripes! last time we experimented with that we ended up with crochet hooks!
maybe we could use that onthe rock areas though.......

shitt yeh and wen we tried tryannymonygon crap, we ended up wif farkin fishhooks.... :sc

[Zifnab]

shitt yeh and wen we tried tryannymonygon crap, we ended up wif farkin fishhooks.... :scI still don't know how that pile of syralfridigonous poo grew those tennis balls.

[Norfolkdave]

well lets see if we can't get these damnedable things to grow right this season wanker! LAst year's crop was a might bit small, so we need to fire up the fertiliztaion contraption and add an extra dose of the roo poo the time!

I said to you last year we needed more fertilization, now we have some more newbies perhaps they will supply the yeast while we supply the protein:lmao

[Zifnab]

well line up the investors cause I finally worked out the proper formula....
we got to premix the fertilizer and spread it THIN this year!

it takes 2 parts of the tryannymonygon crap, with one part oobliegobbler manure, and then you need to add three parts filavorineum pee and blend it into a liquid, then mix in one part wannagimmewedjy turd.... that should give us a bummper crop in very short time! get the investors I say cause we are all going to be RICH!!:55

[Norfolkdave]

Oh zif we aint making these again are we the last mix blew a bloody hole in my socks and the meltdown was sticky with all the colours and iM PICKING BITS OUT THE CEILING STILL, i HOPE YOU GET IT RIGHT COS IT WAS BLOODY EXPENSIVE THE LAST TIME.