how dirty is your mind ?

[sex_kitten_4u]

so how dirty is your mmind and please show us the written answers not just the scores
http://www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/fx/dirty_mind.html

[sex_kitten_4u]

Your score = 90

This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern

[Zifnab]

Your score = 100 :lmao:lmao:lmao



What does your score mean? This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.

[kissiemybuttie]

ok I am not a horny old lady like i thought i was...

i scored a 55....

Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

[spare_change]

Your score = 100


Damn -- there's a surpise -- a good conservative, Catholic boy like me.

[Zifnab]

Your score = 100


Damn -- there's a surpise -- a good conservative, Catholic boy like me.2 males respond and average 100 for score...... :sc

[sex_kitten_4u]

Your score = 100


Damn -- there's a surpise -- a good conservative, Catholic boy like me.


lol spare any other score than 100 and i would have been dissapointed in you :D

[sex_kitten_4u]

ok I am not a horny old lady like i thought i was...

i scored a 55....

Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

wow kissie i thought you might have got around 90

[sex_kitten_4u]

2 males respond and average 100 for score...... :sc

well now that does tell us ladies something dont it , your minds are always in the gutter :lmao

[Zifnab]

well now that does tell us ladies something dont it , your minds are always in the gutter :lmaoif we are thinking about sex, and minds are in the gutter.... just need to ask

Why the hell are you laying in the dam gutter??????:lmao

[kissiemybuttie]

wow kissie i thought you might have got around 90



I have tried to tell you i was sweet and innocent....just no one wanted to believe me!!!!!

[sex_kitten_4u]

I have tried to tell you i was sweet and innocent....just no one wanted to believe me!!!!!

kissie you are about as sweet and innocent as i am , mmmmmmm so we are both:la s,,,,,,,,,:D

[Wet Beaver]

your score=90


sorry.....i like mine over 18......

[kissiemybuttie]

kissie you are about as sweet and innocent as i am , mmmmmmm so we are both:la s,,,,,,,,,:D



yeah i guess so are you saying you could not see my halo all this time????

[sex_kitten_4u]

yeah i guess so are you saying you could not see my halo all this time????



i thought that was your halo at your feet :D

[kissiemybuttie]

i thought that was your halo at your feet :D






no that was my ring of fire.....to protect me from all evil.....

[sex_kitten_4u]

no that was my ring of fire.....to protect me from all evil.....



so that would mean you are to hot to handel :lmao :lmao

[kissiemybuttie]

so that would mean you are to hot to handel :lmao :lmao



you got that right!!!!!!

[sex_kitten_4u]

poor larry he must have such bad burns :D

[kissiemybuttie]

poor larry he must have such bad burns :D




nah he is immune to it after all these years!!!!

[sex_kitten_4u]

well you will just have to turn the heat up a bit more then:D

[kissiemybuttie]

well you will just have to turn the heat up a bit more then:D



it is on over load how much higher can it go??????

[Sandy]

hey wb we're sisters. i got a 90 to, and yes over 18 :D









your score=90


sorry.....i like mine over 18......

[Wet Beaver]

hey wb we're sisters. i got a 90 to, and yes over 18 :D

ahhhh dang another sister...now lovers would be better.....:D :knuddel:

[Sandy]

ok works for me. :D :knuddel: :kk

[sweet]

I got 60



Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

[sex_kitten_4u]

3 of us women with 90 scores ,, how many more of us girls will score that ?

[Sandy]

personally i think quite a few more. :wa: :D

[sweetgapeach]

Results of "The Test"
How dirty are your thoughts?

Your score = 70






What does your score mean?
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

I So knew this would be bad !!!

[Sandy]

girlfriend i got a 90 now tell me who's bad ?:D

[Wet Beaver]

me.......

[tiger50]

fark, i scored 100.... OMG.. :sc

[sweetgapeach]

girlfriend i got a 90 now tell me who's bad ?:D


Lmao !! You dirty little thing !!! I feel ok then lol I am only 3/4 perverted lol

[sweetgapeach]

fark, i scored 100.... OMG.. :sc



What do you mean OMG ? Your surprised ? I am not !!! lmao j/k :lmao

[Dre]

Your score = 60






What does your score mean?
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

[Sunfiresix]

I know my mind is dirtier than that--with this low score The guys will kisk me off the sit Oh Woe Is Me.....

Your score = 25



What does your score mean?

Your mind appears to be brimming over with clean, pure thoughts…or at least they're not about sex! This doesn't mean you're not wild and crazy in the bedroom - just that it's not the first thing that pops into your head on every given occasion. You may very well love sex as much as anybody else, and even think of it when the time and place are right, but it's not your major preoccupation. Whatever your situation, just remember that there is nothing wrong with thinking about bedroom gymnastics from time to time - in fact, it may put some extra zing into your sex life if you let yourself fantasize more often!

[sex_kitten_4u]

if we are thinking about sex, and minds are in the gutter.... just need to ask

Why the hell are you laying in the dam gutter??????:lmao

i am not laying in it just standing in it :lmao

[Sunfiresix]

i am not laying in it just standing in it :lmao

I bet your standing on Tigers shoulders-HUH :lmao

[Sandy]

tiger everybody knew you would score a 100 on this one. :D









fark, i scored 100.... OMG.. :sc

[Zifnab]

I know my mind is dirtier than that--with this low score The guys will kisk me off the sit Oh Woe Is Me.....

Your score = 25



What does your score mean?

Your mind appears to be brimming over with clean, pure thoughts…or at least they're not about sex! This doesn't mean you're not wild and crazy in the bedroom - just that it's not the first thing that pops into your head on every given occasion. You may very well love sex as much as anybody else, and even think of it when the time and place are right, but it's not your major preoccupation. Whatever your situation, just remember that there is nothing wrong with thinking about bedroom gymnastics from time to time - in fact, it may put some extra zing into your sex life if you let yourself fantasize more often!25 YOU scored a 25??????

What ails you???:lmao

[tiger50]

tiger everybody knew you would score a 100 on this one. :D

heyyyyyy who iz this everyboddy.... :nu sumones yankin me sausage...

[Sandy]

i told you to watch out for zif and cotties. :lmao







heyyyyyy who iz this everyboddy.... :nu sumones yankin me sausage...

[tiger50]

i told you to watch out for zif and cotties. :lmao

must be zif,you prick, cotties isnt ere. :D

[Sandy]

yeah you better watch out for him tiger, hes sneaky and perverted a bad combo. :lmao










must be zif,you prick, cotties isnt ere. :D

[Sunfiresix]

Glad I didn't say nuttin bout ya Tiger my buddy ole pal--Hey Sandy wanna hand me a few of them roses--shoot i forgot I got 25 on that test--there must be sumpin wrong with me gotta see the Doc I guess........

[Rainmaker]

Your score = 50






What does your score mean?
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

[Seeker]

Your score = 90



What does your score mean?This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.

[sex_kitten_4u]

I bet your standing on Tigers shoulders-HUH :lmao


nope if i done that he would be as flat as a pancake squashed to death :D

[Newenglandman]

An 80......

[Zifnab]

An 80......try again! I have confidence in ya!!:lmao

[Newenglandman]

try again! I have confidence in ya!!:lmao

I know... I am thinking I should be disappointed!!!! :D

[Shiane]

75 hmmm off day

[Newenglandman]

75 hmmm off day

OR just a day off!!!! ;)

[Shiane]

OR just a day off!!!! ;)

Off Day... Day Off maybe both

[sex_kitten_4u]

I bet your standing on Tigers shoulders-HUH :lmao


yup and yankin his sausages :lmao :lmao

[WandaRing]

so how dirty is your mmind and please show us the written answers not just the scores
http://www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/fx/dirty_mind.html

I scored 60 points



What does your score mean? Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

[duanehofner]

1.

You're introduced to three new co-workers who happen to be of the opposite sex. Would one of your first thoughts be, 'which one would I most like to have sex with?'



Yes

2.

Would you give up a year of your life if you could live out your ultimate sexual fantasy?



No

3.
You and your spouse are shopping for mattresses. Do you immediately think about how good the sex will be, rather than the sleep?



Yes

4.

You're at a friend's pool party and see their incredibly gorgeous 17-year old nephew (or niece) sunbathing. Do you fantasize about them?



Yes

5.

You call up your girlfriend or boyfriend and they say they'll call you back because they're just getting into the shower. Do you mentally insert yourself into the picture?



Yes

6.

If you were given a dollar for every time the thought of sex crosses your mind in one day, your wallet would have:



Fifty dollars.

7.

You run into a friend's ex at a business convention. You remember hearing how great they were in bed. Do you:



Imagine the two of you getting it on in the nearest closet.

8.

Is it okay to have sexual fantasies about a friend's spouse?



Yes

9.

Can you get a massage without thinking about sex?



No

10.

Do you think about sex more than your career?



No


85. And my answers

[mrdiscreet]

Snapshot Report
Sense of the Aesthetic
92
According to your score, you have a strong passion and attraction to the aesthetic qualities of life; you greatly appreciate the beauty around you, whether in the form of nature’s masterpieces or man-made designs. We often forget that beauty can be found beyond what we see on the runway at a fashion show or on TV. By taking the time to explore the beauty in the world around you, you will develop a greater appreciation for the simple splendors in nature or the different facets of human creativity that we often take for granted!

Did I take the right test? Closest one I found at the link was sensuality.

[mrdiscreet]

Committed to exploring the beauty in the world around me!

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Did I take the right test? Closest one I found at the link was sensuality.


the link didn't take me directly to the survey either, I typed in dirty mind into their search feature and it'll be the first in the list

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Your score is: 90 :o

This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.

[scoobertina]

How dirty are your thoughts?

Your score is: 90

Your
score


Average
score

What does your score mean?


This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.


Look under just for fun and you will find the test!

[mrdiscreet]

Thanks!

85

What does your score mean?

This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.

Or, it could just be that I'm a guy!

[PunkyBob]

Score = 80

I think I'm disappointed...

This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.

[Pink4You]

I scored 50


What does your score mean?
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

[Dmy]

What does your score mean?

This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.




MAN! I was being way too Honest! :D

[Sneaky]

:boobs: I scored 100.

This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.

[p.J]

.... bloody filthy!! Oh! is there a quiz? :sc

[wall-flower]

85

[yaser]

85
Wall-flower mine is 100 about you.

[papabear48]

flat out filthy ,,,, don't need test to confirm that

[RedVixen]

I scored 90 on this test and 97 on the flirty test...am I sensing a pattern here? :D

[redcat]

Your score is: 80

What does your score mean?


This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.

[cherokeered]

90%




What does your score mean?

This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a
one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over
your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is
the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This
may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your
fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting
it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble
when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part
of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no
cause for concern.

[p.a]

George bush has determined that weapons of mass destruction reside in my mind.:whee: :whee: :whee:

[MIGHTY]

....hehehe.....I think I would shock or perhaps scare some people....Lol.

[irishjock]

Your score is: 90

What does your score mean?


This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.

friends' wives are off-limits.

[OICurready4me]

....hehehe.....I think I would shock or perhaps scare some people....Lol.



Not me baby, I encourage your participation in my dirty little world inside MY mind!

[OICurready4me]

Your score is: 100

This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.

I knew this long before I took the test

[Lacey]

Your score is: 70


What does your score mean?


Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

[Postman]

It said I recieved a score too high which cannot be humanly possible???????
Whats up with that?
Does that mean I recieve an award or something?

[Dmy]

I knew mine was bad...but its getting progressively worse! :dd :lf ;)

[pointofnoreturn]

I am really not sure, but the trash company keeps sending me a bill to clean it up..:D

[papabear48]

way dirty

[Code]

It said i was on a do not test list :sex

I am not sure what to make of this Is this a case of stereotyping :spbx:

I am just an inocent here! :sp:

[peaches]

Sometimes I even scare myself....:lmao

[Newenglandman]

But that isn't a bad thing Peaches!!!!!

[Code]

Scare me peaches Scare me!

[Cotties]

all I can say is if the police ever confiscated my computer I'd be in trouble

[Code]

all I can say is if the police ever confiscated my computer I'd be in trouble

Hey Cotties saw a guy that looked just like you at the Ren Fair today.

[yaser]

all I can say is if the police ever confiscated my computer I'd be in trouble
Full of naked women pics?

[Cotties]

were women crowding around him:sc Hey Cotties saw a guy that looked just like you at the Ren Fair today.

[Cotties]

well after finding the youporn website its pics and moviesFull of naked women pics?

[Jezabella]

well after finding the http://www.youporn.com/ website its pics and movies

...are you on there, Cotties? -- is this a little plug for your website? :D

[yaser]

well after finding the http://www.youporn.com/ website its pics and movies
NOw I guess how much dirty your mind is...And if possible you will set up a website to advertise the ladies.

[Code]

were women crowding around him:sc

As a matter a fact they were. So IF it was you the least you could have done is shared.

[Cotties]

damn ya gunna get me in trouble...I had better go delete that now:( ..


hey we should make a movie together sometime;)
...are you on there, Cotties? -- is this a little plug for your website? :D

[Jezabella]

damn ya gunna get me in trouble...I had better go delete that now:( ..


hey we should make a movie together sometime;)

would you play the caveman and drag me by my hair to go do the nasty?
:dd

[toowildtotame]

I think cleansing thoughts every hour on the hour for a few seconds.

Then I begin to think of Sex again -- and then well you know for the next hour I am busy again in fantasy land with those thoughts and then well another few seconds to cleanse the mind -- and on and on it goes-- so actually I have a clean mind that keeps dragging itself back into the dirt--- :cry: :la :dd :sex4:

[Cotties]

I'm guessing the Ren Fair is a Renaissance (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0oGkxK2Kv9GzmUBygFXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTE4azMwM2Z zBHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDMQRjb2xvA3NrMQR2dGlkA0Y4MjJfNzkEb ANXUzE-/SIG=11biu24po/EXP=1191214134/**http%3a//www.renfair.com/) fair...what goes on at a fair like that and what city you in?As a matter a fact they were. So IF it was you the least you could have done is shared.

[Cotties]

me man ...you women...not ask question...make caveman confused..


go in cave...open beer....I be home soon
would you play the caveman and drag me by my hair to go do the nasty?
:dd

[Jezabella]

me man ...you women...not ask question...make caveman confused..


go in cave...open beer....I be home soon

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[mackin' it]

80

I see I am average for the group!

[yaser]

me man ...you women...not ask question...make caveman confused..


go in cave...open beer....I be home soon
No beer but corn juice...fermented.. and no undy on women..leaves cloth..Jez wife a neighbor.No want of another's women.Stone knife fight.

[Code]

I'm guessing the Ren Fair is a Renaissance (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0oGkxK2Kv9GzmUBygFXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTE4azMwM2Z zBHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDMQRjb2xvA3NrMQR2dGlkA0Y4MjJfNzkEb ANXUzE-/SIG=11biu24po/EXP=1191214134/**http%3a//www.renfair.com/) fair...what goes on at a fair like that and what city you in?

You are correct Cotties. Basically, once you enter the fair you are back in the renaissance period. Most attendees dress in character and talk as in the time. In my case I wear costume complete with Dublette and sword. Mostly you dress according to status you wish to play from poor to wealthy. I like to stay middle class. I vary from baloon pants to kilt depending on mood. Today was kilt.

Good food, lots of drink, dancing, flertacious women. All in all a great day. Basically, something to take yout mind off all the crap that is bringing you down. Can think of a lot of people here that would bebefit from attending even if it made them forget for just one day.

And as for location.... Northern CA.

[surfdude]

100

Look, I'm perfect!

[Code]

:thankyou: I bow to the master.

[surfdude]

:thankyou: I bow to the master.

The problem with bowing is that it puts both your mouth and your butt at the right level :D

Come to think of it, I need a way to make the women bow!

[mackin' it]

a perfect score is the way to start ....

bowing to the master ... which way do I face ????

;)

[surfdude]

a perfect score is the way to start ....

bowing to the master ... which way do I face ????

;)

face away so I can spend some time touching and tasting you :knuddel:

yep, i'm a giver :D

[mackin' it]

like that in man ..

ur truly the master

[mackin' it]

of course that only makes me want to give more, and more and more ...

[surfdude]

and what is it that you like to give, sexy?

[mackin' it]

let ur mind wander ...

it turns me on to turn my man on

[surfdude]

let ur mind wander ...

it turns me on to turn my man on

my mind wanders to my tongue inside you, licking, tasting, sucking on your clit, putting pressure on and off your g-spot ...

[mackin' it]

kissing, touching, tasting ....

[surfdude]

kissing, touching, tasting ....

hands all over, hearing you moan and watching you squirm ...

[mackin' it]

i like where you mind wanders ...

while ur busy i am also indulging

[mackin' it]

stroking, licking, sucking,

[surfdude]

i like where you mind wanders ...

while ur busy i am also indulging

indulging in what, if i may ask?

[mackin' it]

indulging myself by tasting you, sucking and stroking

i love oral sex, love to give it and love to receive it!

[mackin' it]

am i taking it too far?

[surfdude]

am i taking it too far?

oh, hell no :)

you should drop by the chat room :)

[mackin' it]

lets go

[Code]

Well my mind has never been clean but with the recent exchanges here it has taken a vacation to Lusty Land. Dang Mackin'it I either need a cold shower or a long visit from you :blowjob: :sex

[cherokeered]

Mine can be very dirty...there are things in there that aren't even possible...but hey, nothing wrong with a dirty mind...unless you waste it

[surfdude]

Mine can be very dirty...there are things in there that aren't even possible...but hey, nothing wrong with a dirty mind...unless you waste it

i'm skeptical about this, cherokee. care to prove yourself?

[Code]

Mine can be very dirty...there are things in there that aren't even possible...but hey, nothing wrong with a dirty mind...unless you waste it

Cherokeered ANYTHING is possible. Some things just take a little longer. :sex

[OICurready4me]

I have a very dirty mind and most of the women I have know enjoy it so why should I worry about it, right?

[mackin' it]

Well my mind has never been clean but with the recent exchanges here it has taken a vacation to Lusty Land. Dang Mackin'it I either need a cold shower or a long visit from you :blowjob: :sex

lol ... i needed a smoke after that and I don't smoke. ;)

[boomer3]

Mines so dirty even bleach couldn't clean it.

[mackin' it]

why change what isn't broke

[Code]

why change what isn't broke

No need to change anyhting just make sure all the screws are tight often.

[paris]

dirty mind? guilty...:lf

[cherokeered]

i'm skeptical about this, cherokee. care to prove yourself?


I don't have to.....lol

[Code]

dirty mind? guilty...:lf

I'll see you in my chambers for your sentencing then Ms Paris.

Here cum the judge! :sex

[OICurready4me]

So dirty that I am having some serious fantasies of a hot night between me, mighty and meredith....damn da damn damn damn

[Code]

So dirty that I am having some serious fantasies of a hot night between me, mighty and meredith....damn da damn damn damn

Goes and gets defibulator and cardiac drugs ready. Just in case. But what a way to go eh!

[OICurready4me]

Goes and gets defibulator and cardiac drugs ready. Just in case. But what a way to go eh!


Got that right!

[Code]

Paris has failed to appear for her sentencing hearing. :na

I here by issue a Bed Warrant for her immediate Seduction. :sex

No cash she is reward enough.

[troos2]

Your score is: 75
Dang, must be preoccupied with work today

[paris]

Paris has failed to appear for her sentencing hearing. :na

I here by issue a Bed Warrant for her immediate Seduction. :sex

No cash she is reward enough.
I surrender! I surrender! I'm prepared to receive my Seduction!:dd

[Dmy]

dirty mind? guilty...:lf

I dont mind if you dont mind a dirty mind! ;) :knuddel:

[Code]

I surrender! I surrender! I'm prepared to receive my Seduction!:dd


All right miss in light of your failure to appear I sentence you to a week of HARD :sex time. Report to my chambers.


PS Made 150 post today :)

[mackin' it]

face away so I can spend some time touching and tasting you :knuddel:

yep, i'm a giver :D

I wish this was like PVR or TEVO and I could just replay our chat ... need the release and I so enjoyed our chat ... it was quite arousing

:sex

[noodlegurl]

:lmao Not very.....

[yaser]

:lmao Not very.....
Shall I help y :lf ou make it dirty?

[mackin' it]

:lmao Not very.....

:) :) There was a part that didn't happen in this thread ... but if Surferdude doesn't remember than perhaps you are right.

[WandaRing]

how dirty can we get?

[surfdude]

:) :) There was a part that didn't happen in this thread ... but if Surferdude doesn't remember than perhaps you are right.

oh, i remember :)

if i ever get my ass from under this deadline, i'm gonna be all over you, missy!

[Code]

how dirty can we get?





As dirty as you like. After all we're all friends here :kk

[mackin' it]

oh, i remember :)

if i ever get my ass from under this deadline, i'm gonna be all over you, missy!

Will hold you to that.

[WandaRing]

:sc is there a bar of soap handy??:lmao

[cookies & Cream]

My mind is definitely in the gutter - even when it shouldn't be!! :D

[yaser]

My mind is definitely in the gutter - even when it shouldn't be!! :D
My mind is full of taking you to the bed.I mean that dirty.Cannot throw that idea from my mind, Cookies.I want to eat your Cream.. :lf

[kawagrn]

My mind is definitely in the gutter - even when it shouldn't be!! :D

That's why I like ya cookies :kk Long time no flirt :D I hope all is well and I see you are almost to 500. :wa:

[cookies & Cream]

That's why I like ya cookies :kk Long time no flirt :D I hope all is well and I see you are almost to 500. :wa:
I know that you are waiting for that Kawa... it is nice to see you too... I am in a different time zone- so it has been difficult to be here at the same time.

Will flirt with you much more when I am home... :D

[kawagrn]

I know that you are waiting for that Kawa... it is nice to see you too... I am in a different time zone- so it has been difficult to be here at the same time.

Will flirt with you much more when I am home... :D

I haven't been on here much lately, but I have really missed flirting with you. :kk

[cookies & Cream]

Hmmmm - you mean that dirty eh??? So - what does that mean??? I am glad that I am on your mind... now - you don't actually want to throw that from your mind... do you???

[yaser]

Hmmmm - you mean that dirty eh??? So - what does that mean??? I am glad that I am on your mind... now - you don't actually want to throw that from your mind... do you???
Nope, but how can put you onto the empty bed? :sex

[cookies & Cream]

well - I guess I am just going to have to come over and fill up that bed.... so it is not empty...

[yaser]

well - I guess I am just going to have to come over and fill up that bed.... so it is not empty...
And you will be also filled fully..Never empty. :lf

[cookies & Cream]

I am sure that you would not leave me empty - oh - I am sure of that!! :kk

[yaser]

I am sure that you would not leave me empty - oh - I am sure of that!! :kk
Sure all walls will be visited...

[Madison-Mike]

This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.

[cookies & Cream]

Now wouldn't that be nice... promises... promises...

[yaser]

Now wouldn't that be nice... promises... promises...
Address who?Me or Mike?I do but no promise. :lf

[Sensual Woman]

These days almost everything makes me think of sex:sex :lf

[PunkyBob]

These days almost everything makes me think of sex:sex :lf


"Almost"??? We must be separated at birth or something!

[Sensual Woman]

"Almost"??? We must be separated at birth or something!

I hope not, because sex between siblings is not for me....

[PunkyBob]

I hope not, because sex between siblings is not for me....

Yeah, maybe that was the wrongest phrase to use...wait...you said "I hope not"???

:wa::sc

[Sensual Woman]

Yeah, maybe that was the wrongest phrase to use...wait...you said "I hope not"???

:wa::sc

I hope not only if we were siblings ... otherwise, it is I hope so:sc :whee:

[PunkyBob]

I hope not only if we were siblings ... otherwise, it is I hope so:sc :whee:


:smdance:

[Sensual Woman]

:smdance:

Is there a party going on in your pants?;)

[PunkyBob]

Is there a party going on in your pants?;)

Want an invite? Grab a noisemaker and pull!

[Sensual Woman]

Want an invite? Grab a noisemaker and pull!

I am pulling - makes a moaning noise.

[Madison-Mike]

I am pulling - makes a moaning noise.

Try my noisemaker Sensual, it may make a more pleasant sound!