Need some new ideas

[Zifnab]

Many of you have by now stumbled across at least one random hijacking from Tiger or me ragarding certain projects that we have been working on developing in the lab. So far the ideas have been his, the lab mine. I feel however that if we are ever to be TRULY profitable we need to hear the input from the general public,aka you folks.
So if you could please be considerate, and at least PRETEND to think about it first, then when you have an idea, post it here to let us know.
I promise you that we will do our absoulute least to consider every one of your suggestions in a quasi-serious manner before we laugh at you and throw them away!

[tiger50]

waddya rekkon about startin a custard mine mate????

the pin farm in now a financial success, an custard dusnt grow on supermarket shelves either....:D :whee:

[Zifnab]

waddya rekkon about startin a custard mine mate????

the pin farm in now a financial success, an custard dusnt grow on supermarket shelves either....:D :whee:them rep points effectin your thinkin??? can't grow custard with roo poo..... nobody wants that flavor!:D

[tiger50]

them rep points effectin your thinkin??? can't grow custard with roo poo..... nobody wants that flavor!:D

farkkk i said mine it, not grow it.... shittttttttt:nu

[Zifnab]

farkkk i said mine it, not grow it.... shittttttttt:nuyours??? what?
you want to go into the ground after custard??
not sure...
I could probably build you a custard extraculator....

[tiger50]

yours??? what?
you want to go into the ground after custard??
not sure...
I could probably build you a custard extraculator....

hey yeh, that'd werk... an a whole pile of wb 's bras mounted on a wheel fa scoopin un tha custard ..:lmao :lmao

[Zifnab]

hey yeh, that'd werk... an a whole pile of wb 's bras mounted on a wheel fa scoopin un tha custard ..:lmao :lmaoi was thinking:sc maybe like a big hammer see? and it gets mounted on this big frame,ok? and its like a catapult n you put it behind the hill and trip the release, the big hammer swings over and SMASH!!! all the custard would squirt out and you just drive your custard scooper truck around and pick it all up!:55

[tiger50]

shit yeh just like sqeezin a big pimple, put it in a wheelbarra, an off ta tha supermarket.... :whee:

[Zifnab]

shit yeh just like sqeezin a big pimple, put it in a wheelbarra, an off ta tha supermarket.... :whee:not to mention if you get some spectators standing in the spray zone.... could rent rain jackets and umbrellas, offer a mobile laundry service.....:55

[tiger50]

not to mention if you get some spectators standing in the spray zone.... could rent rain jackets and umbrellas, offer a mobile laundry service.....:55

yessssssssssss now ya thinkin $$$$$$$$$$:whee: $$$$$$$$$

[Zifnab]

yessssssssssss now ya thinkin $$$$$$$$$$:whee: $$$$$$$$$okokokok you start the fund raising, and I'll start working on the bill of materials....... we are gonna be so rich!!!!!:55

[tiger50]

okokokok you start the fund raising, and I'll start working on the bill of materials....... we are gonna be so rich!!!!!:55

yeh ok we will make gazillions..... i'll take a plate around tha site.... :D

[Zifnab]

yeh ok we will make gazillions..... i'll take a plate around tha site.... :Dmay wanna use your wheelbarrow! we will get alot of donations with this one! Its a SURE thing!:whee:

[tiger50]

hey i mite get out tha old tonka truck....

[Jy]

Both of you are extremely ridiculous and loveable. The two of you together is downright off-the-wall hysterical and totally irresistible!!

[Zifnab]

Both of you are extremely ridiculous and loveable. The two of you together is downright off-the-wall hysterical and totally irresistible!!so are you gonna donate some money to the project????

[tiger50]

Both of you are extremely ridiculous and loveable. The two of you together is downright off-the-wall hysterical and totally irresistible!!

heyyyy ur lucky u didnt get repped fa that....am out fa 24 hrs now... :D

[Zifnab]

heyyyy ur lucky u didnt get repped fa that....am out fa 24 hrs now... :Ddon't worry, I wasn't! repped her but good too!:55

[tiger50]

don't worry, I wasn't! repped her but good too!:55

good onya mate... :D

[tiger50]

been thinkin mate, theres lotsa munnie in gambling... was thinkin...

we cud start a whole new racing industry around Norwegian Trottin Ducks... barks cud oversea it for us.... :whee: :D

[Norfolkdave]

You collect Tonka toys!!!!! hey guys what about Rubarb, now rubarb has the qualities it can be boiled, diced, is bitter but with sugar sweet, and its a good for the bowels, now fabricated into your gazillions you will have all the shit you want.

[Zifnab]

You collect Tonka toys!!!!! hey guys what about Rubarb, now rubarb has the qualities it can be boiled, diced, is bitter but with sugar sweet, and its a good for the bowels, now fabricated into your gazillions you will have all the shit you want.I am interested in inventin something useful like a voice activated bra hook or maybe an auto correcting wizzzguide or something....

[Sandy]

what about voice activated underwear for both sexes. :D

[Norfolkdave]

Yes what about voice activated underwear, something that would sensuously remove the garments.

[Norfolkdave]

I am interested in inventin something useful like a voice activated bra hook or maybe an auto correcting wizzzguide or something....

voice activating knickers, now that would be highly entertaining....:D

[Zifnab]

Yes what about voice activated underwear, something that would sensuously remove the garments.they have them Dave! they are called teeth!

[Norfolkdave]

they have them Dave! they are called teeth!

LOl but what about those who aint got teeth and can only but mumble, we need a mumble machine:lmao

[Zifnab]

LOl but what about those who aint got teeth and can only but mumble, we need a mumble machine:lmaobloody ell dave! they have a whole group dedicated to that! its called PARLIMENT!!!:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

bloody ell dave! they have a whole group dedicated to that! its called PARLIMENT!!!:lmao

Heh heh heh " Speak Up":D

[Zifnab]

Heh heh heh " Speak Up":DI tried once to invent a translation device for governmental gathering. SOmething that would translate the double talk and meaningless rehtoric into substantial comments. Nothing worked. I guess it is an impossible quest!:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

I tried once to invent a translation device for governmental gathering. SOmething that would translate the double talk and meaningless rehtoric into substantial comments. Nothing worked. I guess it is an impossible quest!:lmao:lmao:lmao

Have you tried " TONY BLAIR" & GEORGE BUSH (double talk and meaningless rehtoric comments):lmao :lmao

[Wet Beaver]

hey yeh, that'd werk... an a whole pile of wb 's bras mounted on a wheel fa scoopin un tha custard ..:lmao :lmao

you might want to use someone's elses bras...someone who has a lager cup size.....

[Norfolkdave]

Love the new look WB very nice I must say

[Zifnab]

you might want to use someone's elses bras...someone who has a lager cup size.....good idea!!!! got any recomendations? or should we ask for volunteers???:wa:

[Wet Beaver]

good idea!!!! got any recomendations? or should we ask for volunteers???:wa:

someone who lager than i am........you might be able to use tiger's jock.....

[Zifnab]

someone who lager than i am........you might be able to use tiger's jock.....now wait a second.....they can't be smaller than THAT!!!!

[Wet Beaver]

now wait a second.....they can't be smaller than THAT!!!!

with the way tiger wanks on it..it should be strech way out of shape...

[Zifnab]

with the way tiger wanks on it..it should be strech way out of shape...well that part yes, but that he just wraps around like a belt. the other buggers don't have enough time to refill so they are probly smaller then a pea!:lmao:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

well that part yes, but that he just wraps around like a belt. the other buggers don't have enough time to refill so they are probly smaller then a pea!:lmao:lmao

Heh heh heh and you sir!!!!:lmao

[Zifnab]

Heh heh heh and you sir!!!!:lmaodamn! can't believe I just hijacked my own thread!!!! WTF?????:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

damn! can't believe I just hijacked my own thread!!!! WTF?????:lmao:lmao:lmao

It happens to even the best you know.......( Gottcha):D

[Zifnab]

It happens to even the best you know.......( Gottcha):DI expected it from tiger and you, and have fun doing it to other threads..... but to do it to MINE!!! I am worse thanI thought!!!:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Heh heh just the way the cooky crumbles my friend, just keeping my mentors habits habitable,

[Zifnab]

Heh heh just the way the cooky crumbles my friend, just keeping my mentors habits habitable,ok so I am thinking about this.... and I think I got the selfguided wizzinator figured out.

[Norfolkdave]

Go on I,ll listen whats in the selfguided wizzinator... Tigers head, some of my greymatter, and your body....so its called what !!!!!

[Zifnab]

Is the man's new favorite tool, and it will be something EVERY wife will rush out to buy for her man!
you start off with this minature divining rod ok?
fasten that to one them there kok ring thingies
so when the feller has to wizz, he drops the britches, and the divining rod points straight to the toilet! no more pissing the target!!! plus it helps keep the wood in the pencil!!!:sc

[Wet Beaver]

here is something you guy could make......i'll buy a couple if ya make them right...
Male Chastity Belt ....i was going to add a pic...but i don't think so....

[Norfolkdave]

Is the man's new favorite tool, and it will be something EVERY wife will rush out to buy for her man!
you start off with this minature divining rod ok?
fasten that to one them there kok ring thingies
so when the feller has to wizz, he drops the britches, and the divining rod points straight to the toilet! no more pissing the target!!! plus it helps keep the wood in the pencil!!!:sc

Ah problem, supposing he suffere with erectile problems! he,ll miss the target and urinated water stains the wall, and the wood becomes soft.

[Zifnab]

here is something you guy could make......i'll buy a couple if ya make them right...
Male Chastity Belt ....i was going to add a pic...but i don't think so....nah. all it takes to do that is a pitcure of Martha Stewert in a bikini....
no more sex drive!

[Zifnab]

Ah problem, supposing he suffere with erectile problems! he,ll miss the target and urinated water stains the wall, and the wood becomes soft.that what the ring part is for.... to help keep SOME life in it! then the rod goes UNDER and acts like a splint!! CAN'T miss!:55

[Norfolkdave]

that what the ring part is for.... to help keep SOME life in it! then the rod goes UNDER and acts like a splint!! CAN'T miss!:55

Yes but the ring size small, medium large, they dont do extra large, and nowhere to attach it too, ! but what if man cant get it up, ( problems!!!!!!!):lmao

[Zifnab]

Yes but the ring size small, medium large, they dont do extra large, and nowhere to attach it too, ! but what if man cant get it up, ( problems!!!!!!!):lmaoextra large???? with THAT good an imagination you should be able to figure out a way to "get it up"
not my problem!!!:lmao

[tiger50]

Go on I,ll listen whats in the selfguided wizzinator... Tigers head, some of my greymatter, and your body....so its called what !!!!!

aha that one is called tha Gollopadda Gollopadda machine mate.... still ta b perfected...

[Norfolkdave]

aha that one is called tha Gollopadda Gollopadda machine mate.... still ta b perfected...

I though it was going to be called the " Handcrankmoanacummer":lmao

[truegreyhaze]

I really don't know what to write about, everything seems cool with me, just looking for a camming partner of the female persuasion and maybe someone to talk dirty to or flirt with.
On a different note all of the members of this group seem really cool and very open and honest...............................Glad I joined you all, even though I am probably the youngest in the group.........lol.
any of you can feel free to e mail me anytime about anything truegreyhaze@yahoo.com
Can't wait to get home and continue restoring my charger

[Norfolkdave]

extra large???? with THAT good an imagination you should be able to figure out a way to "get it up"
not my problem!!!:lmao

I got pulley wheels by the bed it helps crank it up. Contacting my vet friend today, he might have a bull ring:lmao

[tiger50]

I got pulley wheels by the bed it helps crank it up. Contacting my vet friend today, he might have a bull ring:lmao

dus that a bullshit director??? :D

[Norfolkdave]

dus that a bullshit director??? :D

Heh heh heh, here is my ring, got to as usual give it the old bull to get it out
http://www.kountrylife.com/gallery/3219.jpg:lmao :lmao

[tiger50]

Heh heh heh, here is my ring, got to as usual give it the old bull to get it out
http://www.kountrylife.com/gallery/3219.jpg:lmao :lmao

damn, link didnt werk... mate, not sure i wanna c ur ring bit... :whee:

[Norfolkdave]

damn, link didnt werk... mate, not sure i wanna c ur ring bit... :whee:

Heh heh heh round and just the right size by the look of it:wa:

[tiger50]

Heh heh heh round and just the right size by the look of it:wa:

perhaps gentlemen , we need a proper sizing tool, to size and record such specimens:D

[Zifnab]

perhaps gentlemen , we need a proper sizing tool, to size and record such specimens:Dcalipers and micrometers not suitable??

[Cotties]

I have just bought a farm and am interested in noodle farming. Does anyone know anythink about this back breaking work?Many of you have by now stumbled across at least one random hijacking from Tiger or me ragarding certain projects that we have been working on developing in the lab. So far the ideas have been his, the lab mine. I feel however that if we are ever to be TRULY profitable we need to hear the input from the general public,aka you folks.
So if you could please be considerate, and at least PRETEND to think about it first, then when you have an idea, post it here to let us know.
I promise you that we will do our absoulute least to consider every one of your suggestions in a quasi-serious manner before we laugh at you and throw them away!

[tiger50]

I have just bought a farm and am interested in noodle farming. Does anyone know anythink about this back breaking work?

Rest assured i will investigate it for cotties.:D

[Cotties]

What about some sort of tablets a person could take to make their farts smell gooood. Imagine you're on a crowded bus and you let one rip as loud as you can and people went mmmmmm great, that sounded chunky and then gathered round your ass because they new the smell would remind them of a roast dinner or flowers or even bubblegum..

[tiger50]

What about some sort of tablets a person could take to make their farts smell gooood. Imagine you're on a crowded bus and you let one rip as loud as you can and people went mmmmmm great, that sounded chunky and then gathered round your ass because they new the smell would remind them of a roast dinner or flowers or even bubblegum..

An excellent idea cotties howerver it may be best if we use the term flatulance, rather than that other vulger term..:sc

[Cotties]

what flatulance mean? It sounds all technical and sterile:sc An excellent idea cotties howerver it may be best if we use the term flatulance, rather than that other vulger term..:sc

[tiger50]

what flatulance mean? It sounds all technical and sterile:sc

perhaps good cotties, but we really must approach such matters with decorum and in a scientific manner... :D

[Norfolkdave]

perhaps gentlemen , we need a proper sizing tool, to size and record such specimens:D

Heh heh heh the sizing tool Im thinking about comes in the form of female flesh:D

[Zifnab]

Heh heh heh the sizing tool Im thinking about comes in the form of female flesh:Dfingers tend to vary there tension though Dave so true measurements can not be found using such a method.

[Norfolkdave]

fingers tend to vary there tension though Dave so true measurements can not be found using such a method.

This type of measurement is not in the fingers though, it certainly measures the circumfrance normally quite easy and is very lubricating.:D

[Zifnab]

This type of measurement is not in the fingers though, it certainly measures the circumfrance normally quite easy and is very lubricating.:Dwhat? you gonna trust a woman to measure?? your daft! they can't measure worth a crap! after all they have no valid reference with us guys telling them our we peckers are:lmao:lmao an 8 inch unit!

[Norfolkdave]

what? you gonna trust a woman to measure?? your daft! they can't measure worth a crap! after all they have no valid reference with us guys telling them our we peckers are:lmao:lmao an 8 inch unit!

Did I say women measure!!!!!!!! You got slide rules, rings, O rings metal rings, :lmaoI said female flesh...yes, but I didnt say heh heh heh hands now did i, there are other interesting yeilding measurements:lmao

[Zifnab]

I think that I need more new ideas.... will hope for some tomorrow as it is bed time for bonzo!

[Zifnab]

In response to a request to open the lab in order to create a new medication which may help curb the overwhelming compulsion that addiction to this site can cause, I would like to announce that I think I have discovered a formula which if taken in moderation may counter the effects of this addiction.....
I just need to know what form should it be? Tablet, capsule liquid?
and if tablet what shape would you prefer??
any special flavor requests??

[Norfolkdave]

In response to a request to open the lab in order to create a new medication which may help curb the overwhelming compulsion that addiction to this site can cause, I would like to announce that I think I have discovered a formula which if taken in moderation may counter the effects of this addiction.....
I just need to know what form should it be? Tablet, capsule liquid?
and if tablet what shape would you prefer??
any special flavor requests??

Liquid would far be better and it would taste supreme if it was moulded into real ale, goes down smoothly.:wa:

[Zifnab]

Liquid would far be better and it would taste supreme if it was moulded into real ale, goes down smoothly.:wa:I already had you down for those very choices!:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

I already had you down for those very choices!:lmao

Well " thankyou" Sir thats very kind of you:wa: