View Full Version : If you could pass any law.....
Charmed
02-07-2009, 11:11 PM
what would it be?
Charmed
02-07-2009, 11:11 PM
Anyone over 70 must take a driving test annually.
ricky7160
02-07-2009, 11:15 PM
that MFM's avatars have to be put on billboards
ricky7160
02-07-2009, 11:15 PM
seriously though, you must be 21 to vote and take a test first
Bandit
02-08-2009, 12:00 AM
LAW 3: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy
Dsparate No More
02-08-2009, 12:09 AM
People over the age of 70 should not be allowed to drive...
Bandit
02-08-2009, 12:25 AM
LAW 5: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone — not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.
OU812
02-08-2009, 12:26 AM
All women Within 3 miles of any beach must be topless.
sandycrotch
02-08-2009, 01:23 AM
That you can shoot stupid people and there would be no repercussions. They would say, "Oh he was stupid, no problem."
upstr84u
02-09-2009, 09:46 AM
shirts and bras for women will no longer be worn at work
Bandit
02-09-2009, 11:20 AM
Law 6: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.
Shawn
02-09-2009, 11:26 AM
You have to pass a screening test before you are allowed to have children.. and lets cap the limit.. at say 4-5 ... 14 is just a few many.
dashslow
02-09-2009, 11:34 AM
I would pass a law to make it illegal to directly market to children under the age of seven. I'm sick of buying McDonald's Happy meals. How pimpy is that marketing strategy?
Shawn
02-09-2009, 11:38 AM
I would pass a law to make it illegal to directly market to children under the age of seven. I'm sick of buying McDonald's Happy meals. How pimpy is that marketing strategy?
I would go even further... the public schools use the kids like lil trained salesmen.... "But sir if I don't sell these magazines I will not get to go to_________" And I am sure (sarcasm) that there is no one making a penny on these fund raisers.
Charmed
02-09-2009, 12:47 PM
A law that states having more babies will not increase your welfare benefits.
and NO BRACES!.......
jmsmith12345
02-09-2009, 12:48 PM
I would outlaw marriage, thus putting an end to at least 50% of the useless litigation in our country.
coug511
02-09-2009, 01:14 PM
I would pass the law, no work, no pay. You want to sit on your butt, starve. You are not "entitled" to anything. work for it, just like the rest of us.
Badbill
02-09-2009, 01:22 PM
Ban smoking in all public buildings. I know this is a hot topic, but come on, enjoy your habit outside, dont cause my clothes and my hair to stick because of your habit.
I drink, when i drink i have to pee, would you like the side effect of my habit all over your clothes and hair? I dont think so.
dixiechiknga
02-09-2009, 01:31 PM
Law#7 You can buy beer on Sunday in Georgia.
biker-69s
02-09-2009, 02:08 PM
Bikers can shoot people that cut them off................
Frenchie_lady
02-09-2009, 02:33 PM
There are already so many laws... i think I would make a clean up instead and make sure the judges applied more strictly the punishments
sudsy552000
02-09-2009, 02:35 PM
you are so right DL
more laws no enforcement or removal of bad ones great
KindheartedWoman
02-09-2009, 02:40 PM
No stupidiy allowed.
MIGHTY
02-09-2009, 04:32 PM
More restrictions on Unions.....and no sense of entitlement from it's members.
That everyone must bust their ass for $10 less and hour, for a week, to see how "the other side" survives and how lucky they really are.
Bandit
02-09-2009, 05:16 PM
Law 8: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.
doggie62
02-09-2009, 05:23 PM
I would outlaw Morons
crow_worc
02-09-2009, 05:50 PM
let the law makers try and do our jobs.....and have no health care coverage
lukka
02-09-2009, 07:41 PM
I'd pass a law to make the weekend 5 days and the workweek 2!!:sc
Sensual Woman
02-09-2009, 07:47 PM
I would pass a law that required people to pass a psychological screening before they were permitted to reproduce.
Bandit
02-09-2009, 08:12 PM
Law #1: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
Bandit
02-09-2009, 08:14 PM
confession: All of the "laws" I'm posting come from someone who is wayyyyy smarter than me. I did the cut & paste plagerism from the "Bill of non rights" http://www.smijer.com/letters/archives/000736.html
I can only hope you still respect me in the morning.
sandycrotch
02-25-2009, 03:07 AM
That's an easy one; I would pass a law that I am the supreme commander of everything and I get to pass any other laws that I want!
Singeon
02-25-2009, 05:05 AM
I would pass a law that we need less of the bloody things..even the first Ten were way too many~!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-1tt7r5ySc
coug511
02-25-2009, 10:58 AM
I would pass a law that throws all current politicians out of office and we get to start over from scratch. Toss da bums out!!!
id pass several, at least. but the first would be
outlawing stupidity
daisyduck
08-11-2009, 05:18 PM
i would outlaw very old people to retake their divers test!!
FlowerGirl228
08-11-2009, 05:19 PM
We need laws that allow us to go back to being a country for the people BY the people , NOT for the wealthy , by the wealthy. Congress needs to get paid only for hours that they WORK .. they should only get a fair wage , and only until they retire .. at which point , they can draw social security .. and pay for their own health care packages .ALL votes should be counted .. not just electoral votes .. this is the computer age for cryin out loud ! Welfare should NOT amount to more than min wage .. WHY would you go look for a job if you get more to stay home ? If no jobs are readily available ... unless disabled , they could CLEAN something in this country.Or plant gardens in public areas or unused farmland . NO pay raises for having more babies ... working people don't get them! Okay .. I'm gonna shaddup and run and hide now.
hey, i dont wanna retake mine
acermale
08-11-2009, 05:22 PM
Minors, under the age of 18, would not be allowed to text message. No cell phone usage in a moving vehicle.
Shawn
08-11-2009, 05:44 PM
Minors, under the age of 18, would not be allowed to text message. No cell phone usage in a moving vehicle.
That and texting while driving are illegal in Cali
I would outlaw people wearing clothing that just does not fit... I seriously did not need to see 340lb dude in 150lb sweats today
motorcycles would have to to be as quiet as cars
FlowerGirl228
08-19-2009, 10:05 PM
Parent's who let their children act like BRATS or just pay no attention to them in public should be fined !
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