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juli55
10-22-2005, 08:27 AM
The object of the game is to create a story. by each person only useing1/2 -2 sentences.
juli55
10-22-2005, 08:30 AM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
GeekMaster
10-22-2005, 08:57 AM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
illmakeurtoeswiggle
10-22-2005, 09:31 AM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
juli55
10-22-2005, 09:48 AM
[QUOTE=illmakeurtoeswiggle]He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him:knuddel:
illmakeurtoeswiggle
10-22-2005, 10:05 AM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him:knuddel:
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
wet36ddd
10-22-2005, 10:55 AM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away.
Barkiss
10-22-2005, 11:45 AM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right.
Norfolkdave
10-22-2005, 11:58 AM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
Barkiss
10-22-2005, 12:08 PM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
Annie
10-22-2005, 12:15 PM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...
Barkiss
10-22-2005, 12:19 PM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams.
learman3
10-22-2005, 12:43 PM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other.
Barkiss
10-22-2005, 12:49 PM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
Penny
10-22-2005, 01:06 PM
you guys are good :D
jack63834
10-22-2005, 07:28 PM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Annie
10-22-2005, 07:40 PM
Penny's right! This is really getting good!
Barkiss
10-22-2005, 10:16 PM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
spare_change
10-23-2005, 12:32 AM
[QUOTE=Barkiss4u]He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
Barkiss
10-23-2005, 12:34 AM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
spare_change
10-23-2005, 12:36 AM
[QUOTE=Barkiss4u]He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Barkiss
10-23-2005, 12:40 AM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Blushing, she finishes making the coffee, and hands John his order, including the napkin.
spare_change
10-23-2005, 12:54 AM
[QUOTE=Barkiss4u]He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Blushing, she finishes making the coffee, and hands John his order, including the napkin. As John reached for the napkin, however, his arm brushed the coffee, spilling it across the counter and soaking the napkin before he could grab it.
Barkiss
10-23-2005, 01:00 AM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Blushing, she finishes making the coffee, and hands John his order, including the napkin. As John reached for the napkin, however, his arm brushed the coffee, spilling it across the counter and soaking the napkin before he could grab it. As she shrugs and starts to clean the mess, John asks, "At least tell me your name."
illmakeurtoeswiggle
10-23-2005, 08:21 AM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Blushing, she finishes making the coffee, and hands John his order, including the napkin. As John reached for the napkin, however, his arm brushed the coffee, spilling it across the counter and soaking the napkin before he could grab it. As she shrugs and starts to clean the mess, John asks, "At least tell me your name."
She said "My name is Rita" took his hand and wrote her number on it. "Explain that to your wife" she said with a grin on her face!
juli55
10-23-2005, 09:27 AM
[QUOTE=illmakeurtoeswiggle]He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Blushing, she finishes making the coffee, and hands John his order, including the napkin. As John reached for the napkin, however, his arm brushed the coffee, spilling it across the counter and soaking the napkin before he could grab it. As she shrugs and starts to clean the mess, John asks, "At least tell me your name."
She said "My name is Rita" took his hand and wrote her number on it. "Explain that to your wife" she said with a grin on her face! then takeing John by the hand and leading him into the bathroom locking the door behind them...
[QUOTE=illmakeurtoeswiggle]He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Blushing, she finishes making the coffee, and hands John his order, including the napkin. As John reached for the napkin, however, his arm brushed the coffee, spilling it across the counter and soaking the napkin before he could grab it. As she shrugs and starts to clean the mess, John asks, "At least tell me your name."
She said "My name is Rita" took his hand and wrote her number on it. "Explain that to your wife" she said with a grin on her face! then takeing John by the hand and leading him into the bathroom locking the door behind them...
She ran the back of her hand down the side of his face, tracing his lips with her fingers, inserting one just inside his mouth...
learman3
10-23-2005, 10:18 AM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Blushing, she finishes making the coffee, and hands John his order, including the napkin. As John reached for the napkin, however, his arm brushed the coffee, spilling it across the counter and soaking the napkin before he could grab it. As she shrugs and starts to clean the mess, John asks, "At least tell me your name."
She said "My name is Rita" took his hand and wrote her number on it. "Explain that to your wife" she said with a grin on her face! then takeing John by the hand and leading him into the bathroom locking the door behind them...
She ran the back of her hand down the side of his face, tracing his lips with her fingers, inserting one just inside his mouth...
He sucked her finger deep into his mouth and ran his tongue along the the entire length.
Norfolkdave
10-23-2005, 12:37 PM
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He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Blushing, she finishes making the coffee, and hands John his order, including the napkin. As John reached for the napkin, however, his arm brushed the coffee, spilling it across the counter and soaking the napkin before he could grab it. As she shrugs and starts to clean the mess, John asks, "At least tell me your name."
She said "My name is Rita" took his hand and wrote her number on it. "Explain that to your wife" she said with a grin on her face! then takeing John by the hand and leading him into the bathroom locking the door behind them...
She ran the back of her hand down the side of his face, tracing his lips with her fingers, inserting one just inside his mouth...
He sucked her finger deep into his mouth and ran his tongue along the the entire length
Then she seductively withdrew her finger,he followed with his tounge, over the palm of her hand, round her thumb, following the contours of her delicate skin
juli55
10-24-2005, 07:09 AM
[QUOTE=Hotdave4u]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Blushing, she finishes making the coffee, and hands John his order, including the napkin. As John reached for the napkin, however, his arm brushed the coffee, spilling it across the counter and soaking the napkin before he could grab it. As she shrugs and starts to clean the mess, John asks, "At least tell me your name."
She said "My name is Rita" took his hand and wrote her number on it. "Explain that to your wife" she said with a grin on her face! then takeing John by the hand and leading him into the bathroom locking the door behind them...
She ran the back of her hand down the side of his face, tracing his lips with her fingers, inserting one just inside his mouth...
He sucked her finger deep into his mouth and ran his tongue along the the entire length
Then she seductively withdrew her finger,he followed with his tounge, over the palm of her hand, round her thumb, following the contours of her delicate skin.
She ran her hands idly, all over his body as he pleasured her with his tounge
jack63834
10-24-2005, 07:17 AM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Blushing, she finishes making the coffee, and hands John his order, including the napkin. As John reached for the napkin, however, his arm brushed the coffee, spilling it across the counter and soaking the napkin before he could grab it. As she shrugs and starts to clean the mess, John asks, "At least tell me your name."
She said "My name is Rita" took his hand and wrote her number on it. "Explain that to your wife" she said with a grin on her face!
"Maybe I should! It would uncomplicate things and maybe make things more interesting." He kicked himself mentally he was going too far but she was the girl of his dream and he couldn't stop.
The brightness of her responding smile was infectious and gave him wood. He next thought was, 'This might work!'
"If I thought you were that brave I'd give you my address too!"
GeekMaster
10-24-2005, 07:37 AM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Blushing, she finishes making the coffee, and hands John his order, including the napkin. As John reached for the napkin, however, his arm brushed the coffee, spilling it across the counter and soaking the napkin before he could grab it. As she shrugs and starts to clean the mess, John asks, "At least tell me your name."
She said "My name is Rita" took his hand and wrote her number on it. "Explain that to your wife" she said with a grin on her face! then takeing John by the hand and leading him into the bathroom locking the door behind them...
She ran the back of her hand down the side of his face, tracing his lips with her fingers, inserting one just inside his mouth...
He sucked her finger deep into his mouth and ran his tongue along the the entire length
Then she seductively withdrew her finger,he followed with his tounge, over the palm of her hand, round her thumb, following the contours of her delicate skin.
She ran her hands idly, all over his body as he pleasured her with his tounge.
His mind was racing wildly! He wanted this woman more than anything. He knew she was forbidden, but couldn't stop himself.
Norfolkdave
10-24-2005, 08:50 AM
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He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Blushing, she finishes making the coffee, and hands John his order, including the napkin. As John reached for the napkin, however, his arm brushed the coffee, spilling it across the counter and soaking the napkin before he could grab it. As she shrugs and starts to clean the mess, John asks, "At least tell me your name."
She said "My name is Rita" took his hand and wrote her number on it. "Explain that to your wife" she said with a grin on her face! then takeing John by the hand and leading him into the bathroom locking the door behind them...
She ran the back of her hand down the side of his face, tracing his lips with her fingers, inserting one just inside his mouth...
He sucked her finger deep into his mouth and ran his tongue along the the entire length
Then she seductively withdrew her finger,he followed with his tounge, over the palm of her hand, round her thumb, following the contours of her delicate skin.
She ran her hands idly, all over his body as he pleasured her with his tounge.
His mind was racing wildly! He wanted this woman more than anything. He knew she was forbidden, but couldn't stop himself
Biting her neck, running his tounge over her smooth flesh, he started to undo her blouse, his tounge tracing a saliva pattern on her ample cleaverage
juli55
10-24-2005, 09:21 AM
[QUOTE=Hotdave4u]--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Blushing, she finishes making the coffee, and hands John his order, including the napkin. As John reached for the napkin, however, his arm brushed the coffee, spilling it across the counter and soaking the napkin before he could grab it. As she shrugs and starts to clean the mess, John asks, "At least tell me your name."
She said "My name is Rita" took his hand and wrote her number on it. "Explain that to your wife" she said with a grin on her face! then takeing John by the hand and leading him into the bathroom locking the door behind them...
She ran the back of her hand down the side of his face, tracing his lips with her fingers, inserting one just inside his mouth...
He sucked her finger deep into his mouth and ran his tongue along the the entire length
Then she seductively withdrew her finger,he followed with his tounge, over the palm of her hand, round her thumb, following the contours of her delicate skin.
She ran her hands idly, all over his body as he pleasured her with his tounge.
His mind was racing wildly! He wanted this woman more than anything. He knew she was forbidden, but couldn't stop himself
Biting her neck, running his tounge over her smooth flesh, he started to undo her blouse, his tounge tracing a saliva pattern on her ample cleaverage
Her breathing was rapid and shallow, her body screaming to have him.
Norfolkdave
10-24-2005, 09:30 AM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Blushing, she finishes making the coffee, and hands John his order, including the napkin. As John reached for the napkin, however, his arm brushed the coffee, spilling it across the counter and soaking the napkin before he could grab it. As she shrugs and starts to clean the mess, John asks, "At least tell me your name."
She said "My name is Rita" took his hand and wrote her number on it. "Explain that to your wife" she said with a grin on her face! then takeing John by the hand and leading him into the bathroom locking the door behind them...
She ran the back of her hand down the side of his face, tracing his lips with her fingers, inserting one just inside his mouth...
He sucked her finger deep into his mouth and ran his tongue along the the entire length
Then she seductively withdrew her finger,he followed with his tounge, over the palm of her hand, round her thumb, following the contours of her delicate skin.
She ran her hands idly, all over his body as he pleasured her with his tounge.
His mind was racing wildly! He wanted this woman more than anything. He knew she was forbidden, but couldn't stop himself
Biting her neck, running his tounge over her smooth flesh, he started to undo her blouse, his tounge tracing a saliva pattern on her ample cleaverage
Her breathing was rapid and shallow, her body screaming to have him
Two strangers together and nothing is going to stop the lust of passion building deep within
KIRA187
10-24-2005, 10:57 AM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Blushing, she finishes making the coffee, and hands John his order, including the napkin. As John reached for the napkin, however, his arm brushed the coffee, spilling it across the counter and soaking the napkin before he could grab it. As she shrugs and starts to clean the mess, John asks, "At least tell me your name."
She said "My name is Rita" took his hand and wrote her number on it. "Explain that to your wife" she said with a grin on her face! then takeing John by the hand and leading him into the bathroom locking the door behind them...
She ran the back of her hand down the side of his face, tracing his lips with her fingers, inserting one just inside his mouth...
He sucked her finger deep into his mouth and ran his tongue along the the entire length
Then she seductively withdrew her finger,he followed with his tounge, over the palm of her hand, round her thumb, following the contours of her delicate skin.
She ran her hands idly, all over his body as he pleasured her with his tounge.
His mind was racing wildly! He wanted this woman more than anything. He knew she was forbidden, but couldn't stop himself
Biting her neck, running his tounge over her smooth flesh, he started to undo her blouse, his tounge tracing a saliva pattern on her ample cleaverage
Her breathing was rapid and shallow, her body screaming to have him
Two strangers together and nothing is going to stop the lust of passion building deep within.
As he pressed his body up against hers, she loses her breath for a split moment. He looks into her eyes.
KIRA187
10-24-2005, 11:19 AM
He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Blushing, she finishes making the coffee, and hands John his order, including the napkin. As John reached for the napkin, however, his arm brushed the coffee, spilling it across the counter and soaking the napkin before he could grab it. As she shrugs and starts to clean the mess, John asks, "At least tell me your name."
She said "My name is Rita" took his hand and wrote her number on it. "Explain that to your wife" she said with a grin on her face! then takeing John by the hand and leading him into the bathroom locking the door behind them...
She ran the back of her hand down the side of his face, tracing his lips with her fingers, inserting one just inside his mouth...
He sucked her finger deep into his mouth and ran his tongue along the the entire length
Then she seductively withdrew her finger,he followed with his tounge, over the palm of her hand, round her thumb, following the contours of her delicate skin.
She ran her hands idly, all over his body as he pleasured her with his tounge.
His mind was racing wildly! He wanted this woman more than anything. He knew she was forbidden, but couldn't stop himself
Biting her neck, running his tounge over her smooth flesh, he started to undo her blouse, his tounge tracing a saliva pattern on her ample cleaverage
Her breathing was rapid and shallow, her body screaming to have him
Two strangers together and nothing is going to stop the lust of passion building deep within.
As he pressed his body up against hers, she loses her breath for a split moment. He looks into her eyes.
She reached down and felt his manhood. He moaned in excitement as he continued to kiss her passionately. His hand moving across her chest, stopping to unbutton her blouse a little more now exposing her breasts.
juli55
10-25-2005, 05:50 AM
[QUOTE=cuda184]He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Blushing, she finishes making the coffee, and hands John his order, including the napkin. As John reached for the napkin, however, his arm brushed the coffee, spilling it across the counter and soaking the napkin before he could grab it. As she shrugs and starts to clean the mess, John asks, "At least tell me your name."
She said "My name is Rita" took his hand and wrote her number on it. "Explain that to your wife" she said with a grin on her face! then takeing John by the hand and leading him into the bathroom locking the door behind them...
She ran the back of her hand down the side of his face, tracing his lips with her fingers, inserting one just inside his mouth...
He sucked her finger deep into his mouth and ran his tongue along the the entire length
Then she seductively withdrew her finger,he followed with his tounge, over the palm of her hand, round her thumb, following the contours of her delicate skin.
She ran her hands idly, all over his body as he pleasured her with his tounge.
His mind was racing wildly! He wanted this woman more than anything. He knew she was forbidden, but couldn't stop himself
Biting her neck, running his tounge over her smooth flesh, he started to undo her blouse, his tounge tracing a saliva pattern on her ample cleaverage
Her breathing was rapid and shallow, her body screaming to have him
Two strangers together and nothing is going to stop the lust of passion building deep within.
As he pressed his body up against hers, she loses her breath for a split moment. He looks into her eyes.
She reached down and felt his manhood. He moaned in excitement as he continued to kiss her passionately. His hand moving across her chest, stopping to unbutton her blouse a little more now exposing her breasts.
He traced each nipple gentaly with his tounge,her nipples became hard and swallen at his touch. her body shivered with excitement'as he continued licking down her stomache.
illmakeurtoeswiggle
10-25-2005, 05:55 AM
[QUOTE=cuda184]He swept her off her feet swirling her around in his arms.
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Blushing, she finishes making the coffee, and hands John his order, including the napkin. As John reached for the napkin, however, his arm brushed the coffee, spilling it across the counter and soaking the napkin before he could grab it. As she shrugs and starts to clean the mess, John asks, "At least tell me your name."
She said "My name is Rita" took his hand and wrote her number on it. "Explain that to your wife" she said with a grin on her face! then takeing John by the hand and leading him into the bathroom locking the door behind them...
She ran the back of her hand down the side of his face, tracing his lips with her fingers, inserting one just inside his mouth...
He sucked her finger deep into his mouth and ran his tongue along the the entire length
Then she seductively withdrew her finger,he followed with his tounge, over the palm of her hand, round her thumb, following the contours of her delicate skin.
She ran her hands idly, all over his body as he pleasured her with his tounge.
His mind was racing wildly! He wanted this woman more than anything. He knew she was forbidden, but couldn't stop himself
Biting her neck, running his tounge over her smooth flesh, he started to undo her blouse, his tounge tracing a saliva pattern on her ample cleaverage
Her breathing was rapid and shallow, her body screaming to have him
Two strangers together and nothing is going to stop the lust of passion building deep within.
As he pressed his body up against hers, she loses her breath for a split moment. He looks into her eyes.
She reached down and felt his manhood. He moaned in excitement as he continued to kiss her passionately. His hand moving across her chest, stopping to unbutton her blouse a little more now exposing her breasts.
He traced each nipple gentaly with his tounge,her nipples became hard and swallen at his touch. her body shivered with excitement'as he continued licking down her stomache.
He could smell her scent and feel the heat, as he drew closer to her sweet reward. She began to shake with anticipation, knowing that this was real and soon they would be locked in a passionate hold that would change their lives forever.
He could smell her scent and feel the heat, as he drew closer to her sweet reward. She began to shake with anticipation, knowing that this was real and soon they would be locked in a passionate hold that would change their lives forever.
Damn you guys... this is getting really good :hp:
Norfolkdave
10-25-2005, 06:53 AM
Damn you guys... this is getting really good :hp:
the heat Mary :wa:
Norfolkdave
10-25-2005, 07:00 AM
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Blushing, she finishes making the coffee, and hands John his order, including the napkin. As John reached for the napkin, however, his arm brushed the coffee, spilling it across the counter and soaking the napkin before he could grab it. As she shrugs and starts to clean the mess, John asks, "At least tell me your name."
She said "My name is Rita" took his hand and wrote her number on it. "Explain that to your wife" she said with a grin on her face! then takeing John by the hand and leading him into the bathroom locking the door behind them...
She ran the back of her hand down the side of his face, tracing his lips with her fingers, inserting one just inside his mouth...
He sucked her finger deep into his mouth and ran his tongue along the the entire length
Then she seductively withdrew her finger,he followed with his tounge, over the palm of her hand, round her thumb, following the contours of her delicate skin.
She ran her hands idly, all over his body as he pleasured her with his tounge.
His mind was racing wildly! He wanted this woman more than anything. He knew she was forbidden, but couldn't stop himself
Biting her neck, running his tounge over her smooth flesh, he started to undo her blouse, his tounge tracing a saliva pattern on her ample cleaverage
Her breathing was rapid and shallow, her body screaming to have him
Two strangers together and nothing is going to stop the lust of passion building deep within.
As he pressed his body up against hers, she loses her breath for a split moment. He looks into her eyes.
She reached down and felt his manhood. He moaned in excitement as he continued to kiss her passionately. His hand moving across her chest, stopping to unbutton her blouse a little more now exposing her breasts.
He traced each nipple gentaly with his tounge,her nipples became hard and swallen at his touch. her body shivered with excitement'as he continued licking down her stomache.
He could smell her scent and feel the heat, as he drew closer to her sweet reward. She began to shake with anticipation, knowing that this was real and soon they would be locked in a passionate hold that would change their lives forever
He could feel the heat of her womanhood radiating against his thigh and knew she was as much on fire as he was. His hands slid down her sides and cupped the cheeks of her shapely ass. She gyrated her pussy against his leg and rubbed her hip across the his hard bulge
juli55
10-25-2005, 08:02 AM
[QUOTE=Hotdave4u]Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductivey, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality,caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew her's.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Blushing, she finishes making the coffee, and hands John his order, including the napkin. As John reached for the napkin, however, his arm brushed the coffee, spilling it across the counter and soaking the napkin before he could grab it. As she shrugs and starts to clean the mess, John asks, "At least tell me your name."
She said "My name is Rita" took his hand and wrote her number on it. "Explain that to your wife" she said with a grin on her face! then takeing John by the hand and leading him into the bathroom locking the door behind them...
She ran the back of her hand down the side of his face, tracing his lips with her fingers, inserting one just inside his mouth...
He sucked her finger deep into his mouth and ran his tongue along the the entire length
Then she seductively withdrew her finger,he followed with his tounge, over the palm of her hand, round her thumb, following the contours of her delicate skin.
She ran her hands idly, all over his body as he pleasured her with his tounge.
His mind was racing wildly! He wanted this woman more than anything. He knew she was forbidden, but couldn't stop himself
Biting her neck, running his tounge over her smooth flesh, he started to undo her blouse, his tounge tracing a saliva pattern on her ample cleaverage
Her breathing was rapid and shallow, her body screaming to have him
Two strangers together and nothing is going to stop the lust of passion building deep within.
As he pressed his body up against hers, she loses her breath for a split moment. He looks into her eyes.
She reached down and felt his manhood. He moaned in excitement as he continued to kiss her passionately. His hand moving across her chest, stopping to unbutton her blouse a little more now exposing her breasts.
He traced each nipple gentaly with his tounge,her nipples became hard and swallen at his touch. her body shivered with excitement'as he continued licking down her stomache.
He could smell her scent and feel the heat, as he drew closer to her sweet reward. She began to shake with anticipation, knowing that this was real and soon they would be locked in a passionate hold that would change their lives forever
He could feel the heat of her womanhood radiating against his thigh and knew she was as much on fire as he was. His hands slid down her sides and cupped the cheeks of her shapely ass. She gyrated her pussy against his leg and rubbed her hip across the his hard bulge
She wraps her hand around his hard cock,and began tugging at him rymthmically.
KIRA187
10-25-2005, 09:35 AM
He could feel the heat of her womanhood radiating against his thigh and knew she was as much on fire as he was. His hands slid down her sides and cupped the cheeks of her shapely ass. She gyrated her pussy against his leg and rubbed her hip across the his hard bulge
She wraps her hand around his hard cock,and began tugging at him rymthmically.
He sighs and leans back against the bathroom wall. Rita brings his hard on closer to her awaiting lips. She teases him by running her tongue ever so slowly up and down his hard shaft. He moans with ecstacy.
KIRA187
10-25-2005, 09:53 AM
He sighs and leans back against the bathroom wall. Rita brings his hard on closer to her awaiting lips. She teases him by running her tongue ever so slowly up and down his hard shaft. He moans with ecstacy.
Now taking him into her mouth she begins to use her lips to tantalize and please. Her hands cup his balls and caress him with gentle strokes.
juli55
10-25-2005, 09:58 AM
[QUOTE=cuda184]He sighs and leans back against the bathroom wall. Rita brings his hard on closer to her awaiting lips. She teases him by running her tongue ever so slowly up and down his hard shaft. He moans with ecstacy. She places her mouth over his hard swallen cock,sucking firmly
juli55
10-26-2005, 08:53 AM
[QUOTE=juli55][QUOTE=cuda184]He sighs and leans back against the bathroom wall. Rita brings his hard on closer to her awaiting lips. She teases him by running her tongue ever so slowly up and down his hard shaft. He moans with ecstacy.
She places her mouth over his hard swallen cock,suckinig him firmly,sucking him back inside her mouth as far as it go,filling him shutter. He groans pulling himself away and placeing Rita on the floor..
Norfolkdave
10-26-2005, 09:57 AM
She laid back looking up at his might, his firm body, his sinews of passion twitching, then he knelt, his awesome manhood twitching above her moist lips of fire, she raised her legs
dallyfoster
10-26-2005, 01:39 PM
As she raised her legs she wraps them around his body, the two bodies intertwining in a bout of untamed ectasy, which in all is wrong to have, but feels right to be taking part of, their bodies move with each other's naturally, longingly.
GeekMaster
10-27-2005, 09:13 AM
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductively, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality, caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew hers.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Blushing, she finishes making the coffee, and hands John his order, including the napkin. As John reached for the napkin, however, his arm brushed the coffee, spilling it across the counter and soaking the napkin before he could grab it. As she shrugs and starts to clean the mess, John asks, "At least tell me your name."
She said "My name is Rita" took his hand and wrote her number on it. "Explain that to your wife" she said with a grin on her face! then taking John by the hand and leading him into the bathroom locking the door behind them...
She ran the back of her hand down the side of his face, tracing his lips with her fingers, inserting one just inside his mouth...
He sucked her finger deep into his mouth and ran his tongue along the entire length
Then she seductively withdrew her finger, he followed with his tongue, over the palm of her hand, round her thumb, following the contours of her delicate skin.
She ran her hands idly, all over his body as he pleasured her with his tongue.
His mind was racing wildly! He wanted this woman more than anything. He knew she was forbidden, but couldn't stop himself
Biting her neck, running his tongue over her smooth flesh, he started to undo her blouse, his tongue tracing a saliva pattern on her ample cleavage
Her breathing was rapid and shallow, her body screaming to have him
Two strangers together and nothing is going to stop the lust of passion building deep within.
As he pressed his body up against hers, she loses her breath for a split moment. He looks into her eyes.
She reached down and felt his manhood. He moaned in excitement as he continued to kiss her passionately. His hand moving across her chest, stopping to unbutton her blouse a little more now exposing her breasts.
He traced each nipple gently with his tongue, her nipples became hard and swollen at his touch. her body shivered with excitement as he continued licking down her stomach.
He could smell her scent and feel the heat, as he drew closer to her sweet reward. She began to shake with anticipation, knowing that this was real and soon they would be locked in a passionate hold that would change their lives forever
He could feel the heat of her womanhood radiating against his thigh and knew she was as much on fire as he was. His hands slid down her sides and cupped the cheeks of her shapely ass. She gyrated her pussy against his leg and rubbed her hip across the his hard bulge
She wraps her hand around his hard cock, and began tugging at him rhythmically.
He sighs and leans back against the bathroom wall. Rita brings his hard on closer to her awaiting lips. She teases him by running her tongue ever so slowly up and down his hard shaft. He moans with ecstasy.
Now taking him into her mouth she begins to use her lips to tantalize and please. Her hands cup his balls and caress him with gentle strokes.
He sighs and leans back against the bathroom wall. Rita brings his hard on closer to her awaiting lips. She teases him by running her tongue ever so slowly up and down his hard shaft. He moans with ecstasy. She places her mouth over his hard swollen cock, sucking firmly.
She places her mouth over his hard swollen cock, sucking him firmly, sucking him back inside her mouth as far as it go, feeling him shutter. He groans pulling himself away and placing Rita on the floor..
She laid back looking up at his might, his firm body, his sinews of passion twitching, then he knelt, his awesome manhood twitching above her moist lips of fire, she raised her legs.
As she raised her legs she wraps them around his body, the two bodies intertwining in a bout of untamed ecstasy, which in all is wrong to have, but feels right to be taking part of, their bodies move with each other's naturally, longingly.
Their passion continues to rise, as the movements of their bodies become synchronized in a lovers tango! They look deeply into each other’s eyes as their lustful tryst reaches a fevered pitch…
dallyfoster
10-28-2005, 01:58 AM
As the pitch of their climaxes begin to rise, her cries begin to fill the bathroom, his gutteral passionate sounds quickly rising with her cries, their bodies moving quicker and more frantic, the heat of their passion causing their skin to redden, his lithe muscles working hard to bring that untamed climax that she has hidden within her
juli55
10-31-2005, 11:21 AM
As the pitch of their climaxes begin to rise, her cries begin to fill the bathroom, his gutteral passionate sounds quickly rising with her cries, their bodies moving quicker and more frantic, the heat of their passion causing their skin to redden, his lithe muscles working hard to bring that untamed climax that she has hidden within her
Suddenly there was a knock at the door.
GeekMaster
10-31-2005, 11:33 AM
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductively, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality, caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew hers.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Blushing, she finishes making the coffee, and hands John his order, including the napkin. As John reached for the napkin, however, his arm brushed the coffee, spilling it across the counter and soaking the napkin before he could grab it. As she shrugs and starts to clean the mess, John asks, "At least tell me your name."
She said "My name is Rita" took his hand and wrote her number on it. "Explain that to your wife" she said with a grin on her face! then taking John by the hand and leading him into the bathroom locking the door behind them...
She ran the back of her hand down the side of his face, tracing his lips with her fingers, inserting one just inside his mouth...
He sucked her finger deep into his mouth and ran his tongue along the entire length
Then she seductively withdrew her finger, he followed with his tongue, over the palm of her hand, round her thumb, following the contours of her delicate skin.
She ran her hands idly, all over his body as he pleasured her with his tongue.
His mind was racing wildly! He wanted this woman more than anything. He knew she was forbidden, but couldn't stop himself
Biting her neck, running his tongue over her smooth flesh, he started to undo her blouse, his tongue tracing a saliva pattern on her ample cleavage
Her breathing was rapid and shallow, her body screaming to have him
Two strangers together and nothing is going to stop the lust of passion building deep within.
As he pressed his body up against hers, she loses her breath for a split moment. He looks into her eyes.
She reached down and felt his manhood. He moaned in excitement as he continued to kiss her passionately. His hand moving across her chest, stopping to unbutton her blouse a little more now exposing her breasts.
He traced each nipple gently with his tongue, her nipples became hard and swollen at his touch. her body shivered with excitement as he continued licking down her stomach.
He could smell her scent and feel the heat, as he drew closer to her sweet reward. She began to shake with anticipation, knowing that this was real and soon they would be locked in a passionate hold that would change their lives forever
He could feel the heat of her womanhood radiating against his thigh and knew she was as much on fire as he was. His hands slid down her sides and cupped the cheeks of her shapely ass. She gyrated her pussy against his leg and rubbed her hip across the his hard bulge
She wraps her hand around his hard cock, and began tugging at him rhythmically.
He sighs and leans back against the bathroom wall. Rita brings his hard on closer to her awaiting lips. She teases him by running her tongue ever so slowly up and down his hard shaft. He moans with ecstasy.
Now taking him into her mouth she begins to use her lips to tantalize and please. Her hands cup his balls and caress him with gentle strokes.
He sighs and leans back against the bathroom wall. Rita brings his hard on closer to her awaiting lips. She teases him by running her tongue ever so slowly up and down his hard shaft. He moans with ecstasy. She places her mouth over his hard swollen cock, sucking firmly.
She places her mouth over his hard swollen cock, sucking him firmly, sucking him back inside her mouth as far as it go, feeling him shutter. He groans pulling himself away and placing Rita on the floor..
She laid back looking up at his might, his firm body, his sinews of passion twitching, then he knelt, his awesome manhood twitching above her moist lips of fire, she raised her legs.
As she raised her legs she wraps them around his body, the two bodies intertwining in a bout of untamed ecstasy, which in all is wrong to have, but feels right to be taking part of, their bodies move with each other's naturally, longingly.
Their passion continues to rise, as the movements of their bodies become synchronized in a lovers tango! They look deeply into each other’s eyes as their lustful tryst reaches a fevered pitch…
As the pitch of their climaxes begin to rise, her cries begin to fill the bathroom, his gutteral passionate sounds quickly rising with her cries, their bodies moving quicker and more frantic, the heat of their passion causing their skin to redden, his lithe muscles working hard to bring that untamed climax that she has hidden within her.
Suddenly there was a knock at the door…
"What's going on in there? Will you please hurry up?"
Their eyes locked as they danced, his hands moved to explore her warm body.
She pushed tight against him and their lips met for the first time.
At that moment she knew she wanted him
They moved to the music like intertwined vines in the wind...knowing this night would last forever.
Their gaze was fixed and neither could look away. They knew it was very wrong, but it felt so very right
They kissed seductively, not daring to break from the passion, holding each other tight their bodies caught in sensuality, caught in time.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John shot out of his bed, realizing it had all been a dream.
He got dressed for work, on the way he stopped for coffee and there she was...Behind the counter was the woman in his dreams...the woman of his dreams. Thiers eyes met and in that instance they knew they had to be with each other. Yet he was married, in a strange town, wondering if what he desired and what he needed were one in the same.
She looked into his eyes and smiled. She knew his dreams. She knew his desires. She knew his needs. But most important she knew hers.
Knowing he couldn't wait any longer, he walked up to the counter to make his coffee order.
"Can I help you?, she asked. "I'm sure you can," he said, "one coffee, sugar, no cream, and a napkin with your phone number on it."
"Won't your wife mind", she replies.
"Mind?", he asked quizzically, "YOU were going to tell her?"
Blushing, she finishes making the coffee, and hands John his order, including the napkin. As John reached for the napkin, however, his arm brushed the coffee, spilling it across the counter and soaking the napkin before he could grab it. As she shrugs and starts to clean the mess, John asks, "At least tell me your name."
She said "My name is Rita" took his hand and wrote her number on it. "Explain that to your wife" she said with a grin on her face! then taking John by the hand and leading him into the bathroom locking the door behind them...
She ran the back of her hand down the side of his face, tracing his lips with her fingers, inserting one just inside his mouth...
He sucked her finger deep into his mouth and ran his tongue along the entire length
Then she seductively withdrew her finger, he followed with his tongue, over the palm of her hand, round her thumb, following the contours of her delicate skin.
She ran her hands idly, all over his body as he pleasured her with his tongue.
His mind was racing wildly! He wanted this woman more than anything. He knew she was forbidden, but couldn't stop himself
Biting her neck, running his tongue over her smooth flesh, he started to undo her blouse, his tongue tracing a saliva pattern on her ample cleavage
Her breathing was rapid and shallow, her body screaming to have him
Two strangers together and nothing is going to stop the lust of passion building deep within.
As he pressed his body up against hers, she loses her breath for a split moment. He looks into her eyes.
She reached down and felt his manhood. He moaned in excitement as he continued to kiss her passionately. His hand moving across her chest, stopping to unbutton her blouse a little more now exposing her breasts.
He traced each nipple gently with his tongue, her nipples became hard and swollen at his touch. her body shivered with excitement as he continued licking down her stomach.
He could smell her scent and feel the heat, as he drew closer to her sweet reward. She began to shake with anticipation, knowing that this was real and soon they would be locked in a passionate hold that would change their lives forever
He could feel the heat of her womanhood radiating against his thigh and knew she was as much on fire as he was. His hands slid down her sides and cupped the cheeks of her shapely ass. She gyrated her pussy against his leg and rubbed her hip across the his hard bulge
She wraps her hand around his hard cock, and began tugging at him rhythmically.
He sighs and leans back against the bathroom wall. Rita brings his hard on closer to her awaiting lips. She teases him by running her tongue ever so slowly up and down his hard shaft. He moans with ecstasy.
Now taking him into her mouth she begins to use her lips to tantalize and please. Her hands cup his balls and caress him with gentle strokes.
He sighs and leans back against the bathroom wall. Rita brings his hard on closer to her awaiting lips. She teases him by running her tongue ever so slowly up and down his hard shaft. He moans with ecstasy. She places her mouth over his hard swollen cock, sucking firmly.
She places her mouth over his hard swollen cock, sucking him firmly, sucking him back inside her mouth as far as it go, feeling him shutter. He groans pulling himself away and placing Rita on the floor..
She laid back looking up at his might, his firm body, his sinews of passion twitching, then he knelt, his awesome manhood twitching above her moist lips of fire, she raised her legs.
As she raised her legs she wraps them around his body, the two bodies intertwining in a bout of untamed ecstasy, which in all is wrong to have, but feels right to be taking part of, their bodies move with each other's naturally, longingly.
Their passion continues to rise, as the movements of their bodies become synchronized in a lovers tango! They look deeply into each other’s eyes as their lustful tryst reaches a fevered pitch…
As the pitch of their climaxes begin to rise, her cries begin to fill the bathroom, his gutteral passionate sounds quickly rising with her cries, their bodies moving quicker and more frantic, the heat of their passion causing their skin to redden, his lithe muscles working hard to bring that untamed climax that she has hidden within her.
Suddenly there was a knock at the door…
"What's going on in there? Will you please hurry up?"
Rita says..."We better take this back to my place, I'm off work in an hour".
Norfolkdave
11-01-2005, 06:45 AM
Rita says..."We better take this back to my place, I'm off work in an hour".
That was absolutely incredible… he said as he rolled over to be beside me now. I replied, "Not as incredible as you.
zapher60
11-26-2005, 09:39 PM
Rita says..."We better take this back to my place, I'm off work in an hour".
They quickly put there close back on and open the door to go back out to the restrant area. John got another cup of coffee and patiently waiting for the hour to past by. All he could think of is what it will be like when he gets back to her place.
Clarisse
11-30-2005, 07:07 AM
Hi all! Once I've found a stunning video! :) http://hyperupload.com/download/001f9084/malcolm12.wmv.html
Since then I became a fan of such stuff. It's great when you can watch something and have a good laugh! :) Now I surf the internet looking for short interesting movies. You can see the results of it now. My collection of movies - http://beautifulclarisse.blogspot.com/
GeekMaster
11-30-2005, 07:36 AM
Hi all! Once I've found a stunning video! :) http://xxxxxxxxx.com/download/001fxxx/malcolm12
Since then I became a fan of such stuff. It's great when you can watch something and have a good laugh! :) Now I surf the internet looking for short interesting movies. You can see the results of it now. My collection of movies - http://xxxxxxxxx.blogspot.com/
Definitely a SPAMMER! The website puts lots of spyware on your computer.
Best not to go there!!!
Clarisse
11-30-2005, 08:12 AM
It won't put any spyware. :lf
Norfolkdave
11-30-2005, 09:19 AM
Thanks Geek Im leaving well enough alone Ive had troubles before, now Im sorted.Im taking advice
skybird
12-08-2005, 10:15 AM
Johnny asks grandpa: Do you still have sex with granny?
Grandpa says: Yes, but only oral.
Johnny asks: What is oral?
Grandpa says: I say fuck you, she says fuck you too.
Norfolkdave
12-08-2005, 10:17 AM
These belong in the joke and story part I think.
skybird
12-08-2005, 10:24 AM
These belong in the joke and story part I think.
Where did I put this in? The stockings and garment section?
Norfolkdave
12-08-2005, 12:02 PM
Where did I put this in? The stockings and garment section?
A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue,
So open up your mouth, close your eyes,
And give your tongue some exercise!!!
:lmao
skybird
12-12-2005, 04:26 AM
I scored badly. After all I'm thinking about sex all the time. Shame on me. :( :lf :lf ;)
http://www.irvineclan.com/quiz/quiz.htm
sex_kitten_4u
12-12-2005, 04:41 AM
shame on me i only scored 5 need to stop thinking of sex :)
skybird
12-12-2005, 04:42 AM
Well we are both one of a kind. We should be love birds. ;)
Well shit, I only scored 2. Going back to bed and cover my head.
skybird
12-12-2005, 06:12 AM
Come here....
Mwah!!
There you go. ;)
GeekMaster
12-12-2005, 06:36 AM
You GOT a score of 10 out of 11
You rating: Wow! Go work for N.A.S.A.
This is based on the Einstein score rating system
answers below
Now Here's the Twist;), your answers not only can tell your current intelligence, but the combination can also forcast your upcoming love life:
Your Projected Love Life: Your love life is mediocre
Norfolkdave
12-12-2005, 06:41 AM
well i only got 4 oops
juli55
12-12-2005, 06:45 AM
I only got 3..i need more coffee
skybird
12-12-2005, 06:48 AM
;) Juli it seems that the sexier we are the less we score.
And Real Good: Mediocre ah? Well I'll tell you a secret. When you're good you're good but when you're bad..... you're terrific. :rofl1:
Barkiss
12-12-2005, 08:58 AM
You GOT a score of 8 out of 11
You rating: Honor Student
This is based on the Einstein score rating system
answers below
Now Here's the Twist;), your answers not only can tell your current intelligence, but the combination can also forcast your upcoming love life:
Your Projected Love Life: Not Bad! Expect your love life to bloom soon!
Wet Beaver
12-12-2005, 11:20 AM
You GOT a score of 7 out of 11
You rating: Normal to Less than Average Intelligence
This is based on the Einstein score rating system
not to bad....after seeing some of the other scores.....
This makes sense, since my love life sucks....
You GOT a score of 11 out of 11
You rating: Only 3 people have ever scored this high
This is based on the Einstein score rating system
answers below
Now Here's the Twist;), your answers not only can tell your current intelligence, but the combination can also forcast your upcoming love life:
Your Projected Love Life: Your Love Life may bloom soon, but it's doubtful!
Wet Beaver
12-12-2005, 12:01 PM
Your Projected Love Life: Your Love Life may bloom soon, but it's doubtful!
we are going to change this....
skybird
12-12-2005, 12:57 PM
Too many women getting high scores. I'm worried about you babes. :lf
nyadad
12-12-2005, 01:07 PM
I got 7out of 11;) It said "my love love life is abitchin". maybe it should have said"my love life is abitch":D
justask_me_2
12-12-2005, 01:38 PM
I got an 8. I'm usually pretty good at those trick questions, but a few got me.
justask_me_2
12-12-2005, 01:40 PM
I got positive results on my love life.
Yout Projected Love Life:Not Bad! Expect your love life to bloom soon!
spare_change
12-12-2005, 02:28 PM
You GOT a score of 9 out of 11
You rating: Honor Student
This is based on the Einstein score rating system
answers below
Now Here's the Twist;), your answers not only can tell your current intelligence, but the combination can also forcast your upcoming love life:
Your Projected Love Life: Not Bad! Expect your love life to bloom soon!
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About damn time!!!
Honours student Spare? Would you do me the honour?
Sunfiresix
12-12-2005, 04:33 PM
Don't know if this is good or bad--maybe I should concentrate on sex more.
I took the test and got 9 out of 11
sweetgapeach
12-12-2005, 07:01 PM
You GOT a score of 10 out of 11
You rating: Wow! Go work for N.A.S.A.
This is based on the Einstein score rating system
answers below
Now Here's the Twist;), your answers not only can tell your current intelligence, but the combination can also forcast your upcoming love life:
Your Projected Love Life: Your love life is mediocre
The last part is so true!! But I'm Smart , that counts for something!!
bonzzz4292
12-12-2005, 08:31 PM
i got 1 of them right......then i cheated and stil only got 9.
that s ks
:lmao
Penny
12-12-2005, 08:32 PM
Moses and the pills got me :(
You GOT a score of 9 out of 11
You rating: Honor Student
This is based on the Einstein score rating system
answers below
Krazi0469
12-12-2005, 08:35 PM
You GOT a score of 2 out of 11
You rating: Don't quit your day job ....
hahaha atleast i got 2 right
sweetgapeach
12-12-2005, 09:07 PM
i got 1 of them right......then i cheated and stil only got 9.
that s ks
:lmao
I didnt know you could cheat,Dayum !! I would had a 11 :lmao
kissiemybuttie
12-12-2005, 09:54 PM
i got 4/11....going to bed and calling it a night
spare_change
12-12-2005, 10:00 PM
Honours student Spare? Would you do me the honour?
I, being a gentleman, will make an offer for your honor.
You, being a lady, will honor my offer.
And, that is the way the night will be spent -- honor,offer, honor,offer, honor, offer.
Sounds like a party to me!
Shiane
12-13-2005, 03:01 AM
You GOT a score of 10 out of 11
You rating: Wow! Go work for N.A.S.A.
This is based on the Einstein score rating system
answers below
Now Here's the Twist;), your answers not only can tell your current intelligence, but the combination can also forcast your upcoming love life:
Your Projected Love Life: Your love life is mediocre
skybird
12-13-2005, 03:12 AM
I got very low points.
And I didn't even bother to check about my love life.
Norfolkdave
12-13-2005, 05:18 AM
I, being a gentleman, will make an offer for your honor.
You, being a lady, will honor my offer.
And, that is the way the night will be spent -- honor,offer, honor,offer, honor, offer.
Sounds like a party to me!
brilliant made me smile.......thankyou
Norfolkdave
12-13-2005, 05:19 AM
I got very low points.
And I didn't even bother to check about my love life.
You should be man enough to tell us, we have told you....your like scrooge..LOL
skybird
12-13-2005, 05:37 AM
You should be man enough to tell us, we have told you....your like scrooge..LOL
You mean "actually" or what it says in my IQ test?
You GOT a score of 10 out of 11
You rating: Wow! Go work for N.A.S.A.
This is based on the Einstein score rating system
answers below
Now Here's the Twist;), your answers not only can tell your current intelligence, but the combination can also forcast your upcoming love life:
Your Projected Love Life: Your love life is mediocre
smarty pants
skybird
12-13-2005, 07:09 AM
smarty pants
Very clever. Please rub a bit of wisdom on me. :knuddel:
Very clever. Please rub a bit of wisdom on me. :knuddel:
You'll have to rub up against real good....he's the smarty pants among us :D
skybird
12-13-2005, 08:07 AM
You'll have to rub up against real good....he's the smarty pants among us :D
Against who? You didn't mention. Anyway two things I don't like in life:
1. Massage given to me by a guy.
2. Rubbing against a man. EEk. :(
Against who? You didn't mention. Anyway two things I don't like in life:
1. Massage given to me by a guy.
2. Rubbing against a man. EEk. :(
"Real_Good" is the smart guy who scored so high...guess you don't want to rub up against him do ya....
If you rub up against me at this time of year you'll get nothing but flour,chocolate and powdered sugar...;)
skybird
12-13-2005, 08:21 AM
"Real_Good" is the smart guy who scored so high...guess you don't want to rub up against him do ya....
If you rub up against me at this time of year you'll get nothing but flour,chocolate and powdered sugar...;)
I'll settle for that anyday. But I won't lick you up, since I am on a diet. ;)
Waltert
12-13-2005, 12:27 PM
9 out of 11
Maybe so MC, but I still beat him!;)
smarty pants
zapher60
12-13-2005, 04:24 PM
fun test i only got 4 right very tricky,
italian_princess0420
12-13-2005, 08:49 PM
should i even say what i made......ok ill tell...1....i feel dumb....ok im going to go hind from the world now....bbl:cry: :cry:
skybird
12-18-2005, 02:02 PM
How many times a week do you have sex as opposed to how many times a week do you "want" to have it?
Me?
I have sex once in two weeks, but I wish I can have it three times a week.
sex_kitten_4u
12-18-2005, 02:03 PM
if i seen enough of my b/f would be at least 14 times a week maybe more
sweetgapeach
12-18-2005, 02:05 PM
If up to Hubby eveyday!! Me I like it 3 times a week , with Hubby!! lol
Sunfiresix
12-18-2005, 02:08 PM
As of now the number of times per week is o, zip, none....
Before wifes health probs. about 4-5 times, I would still like it that much.:(
skybird
12-18-2005, 02:09 PM
As of now the number of times per week is o, zip, none....
Before wifes health probs. about 4-5 times, I would still like it that much.:(
Oh that sucks. Sorry pal. :(
Norfolkdave
12-18-2005, 02:12 PM
me id be at it 24/7 but now zilch, never mind it comes to those who wait
Wet Beaver
12-18-2005, 02:13 PM
hubby and i average 3 times a weeks
skybird
12-18-2005, 02:14 PM
hubby and i average 3 times a weeks
And this is what you want?
Wet Beaver
12-18-2005, 02:16 PM
And this is what you want?
yes
skybird
12-18-2005, 02:20 PM
That is good.
I can't seem to have enough. :hp:
Waltert
12-18-2005, 02:44 PM
Do you only consider it sex when someone else is involved?
Does mastrabation count.
I'm used to having sex daily, as I did with with my first husband, but now the frequency with husband #2 has dwindled to...well...a big fat zero. I'm very highly sexed, and I'm dyin' here!:cry:
Zpanther
12-18-2005, 05:01 PM
hubby and i average 3 times a weeks
uh..... the question was how many times a week do you have sex. Not how many times a week do you have sex with your husband. :rolleyes:
Wet Beaver
12-18-2005, 05:03 PM
uh..... the question was how many times a week do you have sex. Not how many times a week do you have sex with your husband. :rolleyes:
yea..... so,and i answered....anyway it was an average....now wasn't it....:na
spare_change
12-18-2005, 05:19 PM
I'm used to having sex daily, as I did with with my first husband, but now the frequency with husband #2 has dwindled to...well...a big fat zero. I'm very highly sexed, and I'm dyin' here!:cry:
She needs CPR!! Gotta hurry!!! CPR!!! (coitus performed repeatedly!!) Hang in there,Jazzy -- the Doc is on his way!!!
Zpanther
12-18-2005, 05:27 PM
I'm used to having sex daily, as I did with with my first husband, but now the frequency with husband #2 has dwindled to...well...a big fat zero. I'm very highly sexed, and I'm dyin' here!:cry:
uh OH....... (You and Wiggles might have to get together)........ but wait a minute. I haven't had any for 3 months....... Just about got it figured out how to get outta this damn cage though........
surfnchat
12-18-2005, 11:10 PM
2-3 times a week... I'd like to at least double it.
Sandy
12-18-2005, 11:23 PM
once a week, but if it was up to me everyday if hubby could . lol :D
Shiane
12-19-2005, 12:09 AM
2-3 times a week with hubby, i'm out of town 3.5 days a week and i'm home 3.5 days a week.
tiger50
12-19-2005, 12:54 AM
I'm used to having sex daily, as I did with with my first husband, but now the frequency with husband #2 has dwindled to...well...a big fat zero. I'm very highly sexed, and I'm dyin' here!:cry:
I can help if ur interested in a 21 hour flight... :sex :drink:
Norfolkdave
12-19-2005, 05:06 AM
Hey Jazzy
My flight leaves at 5pm have the sack nicely puffed up, my bath water run, then lets relax in a night of unbridled passion, my christmas present to you from across the pond.
pastryman
12-19-2005, 01:10 PM
not to worry help is on the way im ramping on the 401 now....cant leave a beautiful women waitingI'm used to having sex daily, as I did with with my first husband, but now the frequency with husband #2 has dwindled to...well...a big fat zero. I'm very highly sexed, and I'm dyin' here!:cry:
skybird
12-19-2005, 02:46 PM
Do you only consider it sex when someone else is involved?
Does mastrabation count.
I was talking about having actual penetration sex with your partner.
tiger50
12-20-2005, 06:27 AM
does there have to be penetration to be counted. lots of other stuff u can do, an i dont mean solo wanking...
tiger50
12-21-2005, 09:27 PM
My favourite is doggy style you and your partner can both watch sport on tv at the same time, and it also gives you a place to rest your beer .:sex
A variation on this is called the rodeo root. doggy style again but on the floor, after a bit whisper the name of another woman in her ear and see how long you can stay on for... just make sure she dusnt scuttle under a bed.. awwww f!!!k that hurts :(
sex_kitten_4u
12-21-2005, 10:03 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww watch tv oh my
any at this time would work for me
Barkiss
12-22-2005, 09:25 AM
Great ideas Tiger...
Norfolkdave
12-22-2005, 12:27 PM
LOL mustn't waste the beer
skybird
12-22-2005, 12:45 PM
My favourite is doggy style you and your partner can both watch sport on tv at the same time, and it also gives you a place to rest your beer .:sex
A variation on this is called the rodeo root. doggy style again but on the floor, after a bit whisper the name of another woman in her ear and see how long you can stay on for... just make sure she dusnt scuttle under a bed.. awwww f!!!k that hurts :(
Dog style?
I am utterly shocked!!
Shame on youi!!
Wet Beaver
12-22-2005, 01:03 PM
Dog style?
I am utterly shocked!!
Shame on youi!!
what he didn't telll was he like to do it with a real ...
Norfolkdave
12-22-2005, 01:06 PM
what he didn't telll was he like to do it with a real ...
LOL:lmao
Zpanther
12-22-2005, 01:07 PM
what he didn't telll was he like to do it with a real ...
Beaver! Shame on you! :o (....... and if I remember right you pretended to be shocked when the Princess mentioned that....)
Wet Beaver
12-22-2005, 01:08 PM
Beaver! Shame on you! :o (....... and if I remember right you pretended to be shocked when the Princess mentioned that....)
bad beaver, bad
Krazi0469
12-22-2005, 01:09 PM
Being on top just seems to really hit that certain spot;) :lmao
Norfolkdave
12-22-2005, 01:10 PM
Being on top just seems to really hit that certain spot;) :lmao
Nowhere to resat beer or watch the TV:lmao
Krazi0469
12-22-2005, 01:13 PM
... lmao wont be any need for a tv....:lmao
Norfolkdave
12-22-2005, 01:14 PM
... lmao wont be any need for a tv....:lmao
Where do we rest our beer:lmao
Krazi0469
12-22-2005, 01:15 PM
lmao.... same thing.... wont have time for the beer till later!:lmao :sex
Norfolkdave
12-22-2005, 01:17 PM
lmao.... same thing.... wont have time for the beer till later!:lmao :sex
We need a position where we can have fun, have a beer and watch the TV at the same time you women call it "Multi-tasking" I believe:lmao
Krazi0469
12-22-2005, 01:27 PM
lol yea but we only wanna be doing one thing during sex;)
We need a position where we can have fun, have a beer and watch the TV at the same time you women call it "Multi-tasking" I believe:lmao
Zpanther
12-22-2005, 01:29 PM
lol yea but we only wanna be doing one thing during sex;)
hmmmmmmmmmm....... I dunno....... Lady P is pretty good at multi-tasking....
Wet Beaver
12-22-2005, 01:30 PM
hmmmmmmmmmm....... I dunno....... Lady P is pretty good at multi-tasking....
with you she has to be.......
Krazi0469
12-22-2005, 01:31 PM
lmao:lmao
Zpanther
12-22-2005, 01:31 PM
with you she has to be.......
So will you........ but then I'm pretty sure you're already pretty good at multi-tasking too. ;)
Wet Beaver
12-22-2005, 01:49 PM
So will you........ but then I'm pretty sure you're already pretty good at multi-tasking too. ;)
of cousre whe would...yu can't fine what you are huntting for......
Zpanther
12-22-2005, 01:50 PM
of cousre whe would...yu can't fine what you are huntting for......
I'm pretty sure you'll help me........
Wet Beaver
12-22-2005, 01:51 PM
I'm pretty sure you'll help me........
see that why we women have to multi task.....
Willy S
12-22-2005, 02:11 PM
... lmao wont be any need for a tv....:lmao
You're right Krazi, who the hell needs tv with a willing woman in the room.
Krazi0469
12-22-2005, 02:35 PM
thats the point i was trying to get across:lmao
You're right Krazi, who the hell needs tv with a willing woman in the room.
Norfolkdave
12-22-2005, 03:14 PM
You're right Krazi, who the hell needs tv with a willing woman in the room.
Tiger said about a position where you can hump, have a beer, and both parties can watch TV..............LOL ..( never mind....joke joke):lmao
Sunfiresix
12-22-2005, 04:44 PM
I don't even know there is a world outside with a willing woman in the room.
SirFox
12-22-2005, 05:17 PM
It is amazing to think that everything seems to be revolving around the sexual positions when most MEN and WOMEN do not even know their bodies.
sex_kitten_4u
12-23-2005, 07:39 PM
How To Make A Woman Happy (It CAN Be Done!)
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about
where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food :lmao
Gentleman
12-23-2005, 08:09 PM
You forgot we also need a car and a TV.
kissiemybuttie
12-23-2005, 09:23 PM
You forgot we also need a car and a TV.
why a tv??????
sweetgapeach
12-23-2005, 09:33 PM
How To Make A Woman Happy (It CAN Be Done!)
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about
where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food :lmao
When you spell it out like this , Wow, it seems so easy !! :lmao
tiger50
12-23-2005, 10:31 PM
No way, i'm stickin to the aussie sheilas, all they need is the desire to serve their men food and beer.... :lmao
yaser
12-24-2005, 12:00 AM
How To Make A Woman Happy (It CAN Be Done!)
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about
where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food :lmao
That easy?I thought it was difficult...Tropicannauk....
skybird
12-24-2005, 02:20 AM
Women are complicated. But they are the sweetest of all us humans.
KIRA187
12-24-2005, 09:12 AM
Christmas Eve.......
It has been nearly two months since Rita and John shared their steamy bathroom encounter which ended back at her place. She can not get him out of her mind. She takes a sip of of coffee from her cup and begins to daydream.
Across town, John looks out the balcony window of his apartment loft high above the city he calls home. People scurry around the streets to finish their last minute shopping in preparation for the season of Christmas. He looks down in his hand at a slip of paper with her name and phone number scribbled on it.
A light snow begins to fall......
Christmas Eve.......
It has been nearly two months since Rita and John shared their steamy bathroom encounter which ended back at her place. She can not get him out of her mind. She takes a sip of of coffee from her cup and begins to daydream.
Across town, John looks out the balcony window of his apartment loft high above the city he calls home. People scurry around the streets to finish their last minute shopping in preparation for the season of Christmas. He looks down in his hand at a slip of paper with her name and phone number scribbled on it.
A light snow begins to fall......
John is thinking about the call he received from Rita earlier today, she left a message on his voice mail "Thought you might like to know I've moved, here are my new address & phone number....oh and one more thing, I'm late, very late".
KIRA187
12-26-2005, 08:39 AM
John is thinking about the call he received from Rita earlier today, she left a message on his voice mail "Thought you might like to know I've moved, here are my new address & phone number....oh and one more thing, I'm late, very late".
As John finished listening to the message Rita had left, he started to wonder what did she mean by "late, very late"? Was she late for work? Or was it the message that he had been wondering about the past two months?
Waltert
12-26-2005, 04:09 PM
The bad part is if you miss any one of the 54 items your back to square ONE.
53 out of 54 is 0
:D
For the guy either one is good
How To Make A Woman Happy (It CAN Be Done!)
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about
where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food :lmao
How To Make A Woman Happy (It CAN Be Done!)
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about
where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food :lmao
See, women always have far too many demands. There is no way to make a women happy.
yaser
12-27-2005, 11:18 AM
How To Make A Woman Happy (It CAN Be Done!)
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about
where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food :lmao
Tropicannauk, you are not serious...especially in making a man happy..We also want what a woman wants to be happy..Otherwise we go and look for a woman who wants to make us happy by being a multirole woman.
sex_kitten_4u
12-27-2005, 11:32 AM
See, women always have far too many demands. There is no way to make a women happy.
yes it is easy to make some women happy
Norfolkdave
12-27-2005, 12:16 PM
How To Make A Woman Happy (It CAN Be Done!)
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about
where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food :lmao
I accept 1-53 graciously,:lmao
romancer522000
12-27-2005, 01:12 PM
wow 54 ways if i divide that by the number of times i have been married methinks i can remember them all . If i would have known it is such a humongous list i would have taken that course at university instead of pub crawling .
Norfolkdave
12-27-2005, 01:22 PM
wow 54 ways if i divide that by the number of times i have been married methinks i can remember them all . If i would have known it is such a humongous list i would have taken that course at university instead of pub crawling .
and could still stand and deliver..hic...hic:lf
romancer522000
12-27-2005, 01:25 PM
and y aknow what Dave i delivered at will , now i have to think about the delivery dates lol
Norfolkdave
12-27-2005, 01:33 PM
and y aknow what Dave i delivered at will , now i have to think about the delivery dates lol
Theres delivering and deliverying and safety:lmao
romancer522000
12-27-2005, 01:44 PM
Well Dave lets put it this way In 1970's Fedex was not there yet and i was Delivering on time , satisfied receipients , all deliveries were safe and the complaints were few and far between , didnt need a customer service department .
surfnchat
12-27-2005, 04:03 PM
yes it is easy to make some women happy
But much harder to keep them happy :D
sweetgapeach
12-27-2005, 04:49 PM
In all Honesty it doesnt Take that much to make me Happy !!
spare_change
12-27-2005, 05:05 PM
In all Honesty it doesnt Take that much to make me Happy !!
Well, if you're looking for not much, I'm your man!!
Cotties
12-28-2005, 02:21 AM
I'm sorry Tropacannauk, I wasn't paying attention....to be honest when the first sentence said "How to make a women happy" I skipped the rest.
sex_kitten_4u
12-28-2005, 04:52 AM
Well, if you're looking for not much, I'm your man!!
it dont take much to make me happy :wa:
Norfolkdave
12-28-2005, 05:19 AM
it dont take much to make me happy :wa:
oooooo right :lmao
sex_kitten_4u
12-28-2005, 07:08 AM
oooooo right :lmao
only in some things that is dave :lmao takes a lot in others :D
Norfolkdave
12-28-2005, 07:13 AM
only in some things that is dave :lmao takes a lot in others :D
" I have all the time in the world":lmao
sex_kitten_4u
12-28-2005, 07:14 AM
" I have all the time in the world":lmao
promises promises:D
Norfolkdave
12-28-2005, 07:17 AM
promises promises:D
Youd die if I came to your neck of the woods and said " well put these promises to the test"....LOl:lmao and I do have all the time in the world:wa:
surfnchat
12-29-2005, 03:14 PM
That evening, John instinctively found himself standing at Rita's front door. Nervously, he rang the bell and waited.
KIRA187
12-29-2005, 03:30 PM
That evening, John instinctively found himself standing at Rita's front door. Nervously, he rang the bell and waited.
A few minutes went by and no answer. He tried again and waited. Still Rita did not come to the door. He headed to the elevator and pushed the button to go down. As the doors opened there stood Rita.
Illegal
Immigrants
Poem
I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.
> Nice man treat me
> good in there,
> Say I need to
> see welfare.
>
> Welfare say,
> "You come no more,
> We send cash
> right to your door."
>
> Welfare checks,
> they make you wealthy,
> Medicaid it keep
> you healthy!
>
> By and by,
> I got plenty money,
> Thanks to you,
> American dummy.
>
> Write to friends
> in motherland,
> Tell them 'come
> fast as you can.'
>
> They come in turbans
> and Ford trucks,
> I buy big house
> with welfare bucks
>
> They come here,
> we live together,
> More welfare checks,
> it gets better!
>
> Fourteen families,
> they moving in,
> But neighbor's patience
> wearing thin.
>
> Finally, white guy
> moves away,
> Now I buy his house,
> and then I say,
> "Find more aliens
> for house to rent."
> And in the yard
> I put a tent.
>
> Send for family
> they just trash,
> But they, too,
> draw the welfare cash!
>
> Everything is
> very good,
> And soon we
> own the neighborhood.
> We have hobby
> it's called breeding,
> Welfare pay
> for baby feeding.
>
> Kids need dentist?
> Wife need pills?
> We get free!
> We got no bills!
> American crazy!
> He pay all year,
> To keep welfare
> running here.
>
> We think America
> darn good place!
> Too darn good for
> the white man race.
> If they no like us,
> they can scram,
> Got lots of room in
> Pakistan.
Barkiss
12-30-2005, 04:18 PM
that's funny as hell...I just copied and sent to all my co-workers...
sweetgapeach
12-30-2005, 04:24 PM
that's funny as hell...I just copied and sent to all my co-workers...
:lmao
[QUOTE=Barkiss]that's funny as hell...I just copied and sent to all my co-workers...[/QUOTE
took credit for it too, didn't you .......:D
Barkiss
12-30-2005, 04:38 PM
[QUOTE=Barkiss]that's funny as hell...I just copied and sent to all my co-workers...[/QUOTE
took credit for it too, didn't you .......:D
Of course...is there any other way?
Sandy
12-30-2005, 04:57 PM
i agree with bar, trev thats funny as hell. :lmao
bonzzz4292
12-30-2005, 06:01 PM
it might be funny but it is very true..
if an imigrant starts a buisness they pay no taxes for at least 5 years.
more the amrican people have to pay for.
sweetgapeach
12-30-2005, 06:29 PM
Yes it is so true !! It is easier for a immigrant to start a business on Goverment money , then for a American to get the Help !
And dont get me started on the Food Stamp thing , it kills me !!! When you work so hard to put food on the table and roof over your kids Heads , and others get it for Free !!
I am buying Ramen noodles , their buying Steak !!
Annie
12-30-2005, 08:41 PM
You know, we can blame the immigrant, but realize that at one point our family members were one... or we can look a bit deeper and know that it's our laws, made by people we elected that makes it so easy to for them to come here.
In Illinois it now legal for an illegal alien to buy and get a mortgage for a new home. He cannot legally work, but he can get a mortgage!
surfnchat
12-30-2005, 10:12 PM
We gotta keep these two love birds together... :D
A few minutes went by and no answer. He tried again and waited. Still Rita did not come to the door. He headed to the elevator and pushed the button to go down. As the doors opened there stood Rita.
John stood still for a moment and soaked Rita up with his eyes. She was wearing a tight, red tank top and a very small black leather mini skirt that matched her stiletto heels. She stepped out of the elevator and into the hallway. “I’m glad you stopped by tonight,” she said with a broad smile.
spare_change
12-31-2005, 04:08 AM
I think the operative word is illegal --- legal immigrants are welcomed, and receive many subsidies, and appropriately so. Coming to the US from a country that has a national average wage of $150 a year requires significant adjustment in order to become functioning, contributing members of society.
Sneaking in, on the other hand, so as to take advantage of our system should not be tolerated. It is oxymoronic that an illegal alien can get a mortgage, hold a job, get medical care. The system that allows this is the system that condones illegal immigration.
Norfolkdave
12-31-2005, 09:02 AM
Well they are over here thats all im saying
Zpanther
01-01-2006, 12:05 AM
You GOT a score of 7 out of 11
You rating: Normal to Less than Average Intelligence
This is based on the Einstein score rating system
answers below
Now Here's the Twist;), your answers not only can tell your current intelligence, but the combination can also forcast your upcoming love life:
Your Projected Love Life: Wow! Your love life is bitchin'
Sandy
01-01-2006, 09:23 AM
:lmao
Norfolkdave
01-02-2006, 07:04 AM
and this one for the guys
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Your orgasms are real. Always.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
Foreplay is optional.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
The world is your urinal.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Same work.. more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 'Nuff said..
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
Princess Di's death was just another obituary.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or irreparably mangle your feet.
Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
Norfolkdave
01-02-2006, 07:09 AM
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Sunfiresix
01-02-2006, 12:13 PM
:rofl1::rofl1::rofl1:Great jokes Dave, got me laughin good.:wa:
KIRA187
01-03-2006, 03:46 PM
We gotta keep these two love birds together...
John stood still for a moment and soaked Rita up with his eyes. She was wearing a tight, red tank top and a very small black leather mini skirt that matched her stiletto heels. She stepped out of the elevator and into the hallway. “I’m glad you stopped by tonight,” she said with a broad smile.
They hugged and both knew immediately that it was no use to fight the feelings that they had for each other. As they released each other from their hug, John asked how she was? He could see that se was as beautiful as ever.
tiger50
01-06-2006, 07:33 PM
Hmmmm I agree with you dave...
firefly
01-09-2006, 11:24 AM
In Texas they have a program called CHIPS, for health insurance for kids without. Last year I tried to get my daughter on it but was told that we make too much to get her enrolled. But what really chapped my hide was that waiting on hold the pre-recorded message kept saying that you did not have to be a legal resident of Texas or the US to be covered by the program. I did ask the guy who finally answered if that was true and he said & I quote " Yes, about 75% of the children covered by the program are illegal immigrants."
Norfolkdave
01-09-2006, 11:39 AM
OK my two penneth now.............UK used to be fine now well, I wont say how I feel towards them, but I will say this, they come to the UK for they say saftey reasons, we all know what happened. They get free houses, they get benifits, they get a lot more than I do. I had to prove myself to get my disability monies, means tested, yet them, Oh they ................I wont say no more just in case. My blood boils.
spare_change
01-09-2006, 01:25 PM
In Texas they have a program called CHIPS, for health insurance for kids without. Last year I tried to get my daughter on it but was told that we make too much to get her enrolled. But what really chapped my hide was that waiting on hold the pre-recorded message kept saying that you did not have to be a legal resident of Texas or the US to be covered by the program. I did ask the guy who finally answered if that was true and he said & I quote " Yes, about 75% of the children covered by the program are illegal immigrants."
Ridiculous, ain't it?
Penny
01-09-2006, 03:40 PM
We pay over $900.00 a month for health insurance :(
In Texas they have a program called CHIPS, for health insurance for kids without. Last year I tried to get my daughter on it but was told that we make too much to get her enrolled. But what really chapped my hide was that waiting on hold the pre-recorded message kept saying that you did not have to be a legal resident of Texas or the US to be covered by the program. I did ask the guy who finally answered if that was true and he said & I quote " Yes, about 75% of the children covered by the program are illegal immigrants."
firefly
01-09-2006, 03:47 PM
We pay over $900.00 a month for health insurance :(
That's crazy....it's no wonder alot of people don't have health insurance. We finally bit the bullet and just signed up for it through my hubby's work, but on a slow week it takes almost half of his check.
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Tomorrow I'll send you your ABC's .:D
Norfolkdave
01-11-2006, 10:17 AM
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.... Read all the Numbers... Slowly and in Order !!
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Tomorrow I'll send you your ABC's .:D
Ok cheeky, I fell for it :lmao
sweetgapeach
01-11-2006, 10:17 AM
:lmao :lmao I know my ABC's !!
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Tomorrow I'll send you your ABC's .:D
firefly
01-11-2006, 10:19 AM
:D Smartass! ;)
Barkiss
01-11-2006, 10:21 AM
Son of a b...
You finally outsmarted me...;)
sweetgapeach
01-11-2006, 10:21 AM
Son of a b...
You finally outsmarted me...;)
I know !! I did it too !!:lmao :lmao :lmao
Norfolkdave
01-11-2006, 10:33 AM
Son of a b...
You finally outsmarted me...;)
Thats a first for you:lmao
Barkiss
01-11-2006, 10:35 AM
Thats a first for you:lmao
Yeah..Trev should mark this day in his calendar and celebrate it each year...He'll never get me again! ;)
Norfolkdave
01-11-2006, 10:42 AM
Yeah..Trev should mark this day in his calendar and celebrate it each year...He'll never get me again! ;)
I will make a note just in case, as you guys say " one Smartass":lmao
Barkiss
01-11-2006, 10:45 AM
I will make a note just in case, as you guys say " one Smartass":lmao
Very good...from this point forward, we can refer to 1/11 as Smartass Day!
Wait...that's everyday for me...
firefly
01-11-2006, 10:55 AM
Very good...from this point forward, we can refer to 1/11 as Smartass Day!
Finally my kind of holiday! :gs
Norfolkdave
01-11-2006, 12:14 PM
Very good...from this point forward, we can refer to 1/11 as Smartass Day!
Wait...that's everyday for me...
I like it 1/11 smartass day :lmao
Wet Beaver
01-11-2006, 04:10 PM
Tomorrow I'll send you your ABC's,
why wait till tomorrow?? here they are!!
http://siemprevida.com/abc.htm
Barkiss
01-11-2006, 04:12 PM
Tomorrow I'll send you your ABC's,
why wait till tomorrow?? here they are!!
http://siemprevida.com/abc.htm
I need a much slower version of that song...
Wet Beaver
01-11-2006, 04:15 PM
I need a much slower version of that song...
are you a slow student??
Sunfiresix
01-11-2006, 04:17 PM
:drink:Damn you got me good I was socarefull too.:whee::nu Great one--good laugh.
Eric69
01-11-2006, 04:21 PM
Everyone like a little ass no one likes a smart one LOL
Barkiss
01-11-2006, 04:23 PM
are you a slow student??
just need enough time to evaluate each letter individually...
You got me too Trev! That was funny!! I was looking out for something, so I read through them so-o slowly and carefully, saying each one out loud! No wonder the cat is looking at me so disdainfully! Stupid human!
Sandy
01-11-2006, 05:19 PM
lol ok trev, you got me to you smart-ass. that was good. :D
Penny
01-11-2006, 06:35 PM
I dont get it :(
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kissiemybuttie
01-11-2006, 06:52 PM
Tomorrow I'll send you your ABC's,
why wait till tomorrow?? here they are!!
http://siemprevida.com/abc.htm
omg WB you scared my hubby at the end of that....he said he could not come home to a table full of tittie like that!!!!
kissiemybuttie
01-11-2006, 06:53 PM
Trev...just wanted you to know i think your a smart buttie!!!!!
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01-11-2006, 08:25 PM
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Tomorrow I'll send you your ABC's .:D
:lmao then can we have recess
pastryman
01-11-2006, 09:07 PM
good one Trev...very good
bonzzz4292
01-11-2006, 10:18 PM
omg WB you scared my hubby at the end of that....he said he could not come home to a table full of tittie like that!!!!
WB that scared me .....and i like them large. that last few were just a bit too large.
bonzzz4292
01-11-2006, 10:24 PM
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.... Read all the Numbers... Slowly and in Order !!
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Tomorrow I'll send you your ABC's .:D
that was a good one trev. got to look in my bag of jokes for you.
when i find one suitible you will know it.
you got me on that. very nice.
:lmao
tiger50
01-12-2006, 03:02 AM
You got me too Trev! That was funny!! I was looking out for something, so I read through them so-o slowly and carefully, saying each one out loud! No wonder the cat is looking at me so disdainfully! Stupid human!
Had to chuckle here, never mind Jazz, he got me too...lol
tiger50
01-12-2006, 03:11 AM
Think i betta cum bak tamorra wif me lunchbox for da ABC's
Cotties
01-12-2006, 03:49 AM
And you thought that was incredible Trev
work out your times tables & you'll probably cum in your pants..
write another post if you have any problems
tiger50
01-12-2006, 04:16 AM
That's crazy....it's no wonder alot of people don't have health insurance. We finally bit the bullet and just signed up for it through my hubby's work, but on a slow week it takes almost half of his check.
Half????? OMG, thought it was bad here...... :(
tiger50
01-12-2006, 04:25 AM
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
:lmao :lmao good one dave....
tiger50
01-12-2006, 04:30 AM
yeh well ya never know dave, ur dealin with a hot ckick here.... lol
tiger50
01-12-2006, 05:16 AM
wowww yes i am a guy,,,, shit , would rather multiple organisations,,,, wanna be a gal.....
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