New And Improved Blonde Jokes

[bonzzz4292]

a trucker was driving down the street, when he got to a red light a blonde pulled up beside him. she then jumped out of her car and ran over to the truck. Knocking on it the driver rolled down his window. The blonde said " My name is Heather and you are losing part of your load."
The driver rolled up his window and drove away. At the next light he stopped and the blonde pulled up again. She runs up to the truck knocks on the window. She says, " My name is Heather and you are losing part of your load."
The driver speeds off. He gets to the next light and stops, jumps out of his truck and runs over to the blonde's car. He knocks on the window. She rolls the window down and the driver says, " Hi my name is Kevin, its winter in Nebraska and I am driving a SALT truck."

[Jy]

Good one Bonzzz!!! Loved it!

[Sandy]

only you could come up with that, its funny. :lmao

[tiger50]

excellent joke bonz, simply excellent... :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.:lmao

[bonzzz4292]

some of those are just down right bad Dave. they are funny though.



by the way that first blonde joke came from bluevirgo.

[Norfolkdave]

some of those are just down right bad Dave. they are funny though.



by the way that first blonde joke came from bluevirgo.

Bad but good, there were more but I discrretley only picked a few, more will follow later:D

[tiger50]

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for
some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains
to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has
been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and
would like some more.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the
pharmacist.
"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the
pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal
stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads
out loud from the container .........

Are you ready for this??





"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM".

[Norfolkdave]

Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.

Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!

Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times!

Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

Q: How do you know when a blond's been in your frige?
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!

Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
A: About 2 cans of hair spray

Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.

Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.

Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin