Simply F*cked Up

[MIGHTY]

OIC and I purchased a drinking game yesterday. I have to say that some of the ?'s are pretty f*cked up, hence the title of the thread (and the game itself). I figure I'll pose 5 ?'s per day and you all can have fun answering them at your leisure.....

Disclaimer: These are some really f*cked up questions....

1. Would you bob for apple-shaped poop-ka-bobs in a gas station tiolet for $50,000 per ka-bob that you come up with?

2. Would you fill your pants with angry squirrels for $50,000?

3.Where would you rather dip your head?

a) into a giant bowl of battery acid
b) into a fire anthill

4. Who would you rather receive a lap dance from?

a) Florence Henderson
b) Condoleeza Rice

5. What comic strip character would you rather have a one-night-stand with?

a) Hagar the Horrible
b) Beetle Bailey

[Barkiss]

1. No

2. No

3. Anthill

4. Henderson

5. Do I really have to choose?

[jmsmith12345]

1. nope
2. not for $50,000...add a few more zeros and maybe we can talk
3. the anthill
4. Condi Rice...about time I got some foreplay before getting screwed
5. Beetle Bailey...at least the military makes you bathe once in a while

[sweet]

1. Would you bob for apple-shaped poop-ka-bobs in a gas station tiolet for $50,000 per ka-bob that you come up with?
Uh....no, think I'll pass on that.

2. Would you fill your pants with angry squirrels for $50,000?
Hmmm....would be quite a thrill....but I'll have to pass on that one too.

3.Where would you rather dip your head?

a) into a giant bowl of battery acid
b) into a fire anthill

4. Who would you rather receive a lap dance from?

a) Florence Henderson
b) Condoleeza Rice

She seems a bit more feisty than Florence :ok

5. What comic strip character would you rather have a one-night-stand with?

a) Hagar the Horrible
b) Beetle Bailey

Gotta love a man who's horny...

[MIGHTY]

1. What gift would you rather possess?

a) the flexibility to lick every part of your body
b) fire-breathing dragon breath

2. Would you punch a hole in your tongue and hang a Christmas ornament from it for the rest of your life for $5,000,000?

3. Where would you prefer your name and phone number be written?

a) on the local gas station's bathroom walls
b) on a telemarketing firm's top 10 "please call" list

4. What affliction would you prefer to have on your body?

a) ten extra lips on your face
b) singing herpes sores

5. If you were a dinosaur, what would you prefer your name to be?

a) soresareinyerpus
b) bisexarex

[Barkiss]

1. What gift would you rather possess?

a) the flexibility to lick every part of your body

Any question what I would select here?

2. Would you punch a hole in your tongue and hang a Christmas ornament from it for the rest of your life for $5,000,000?

Hmmm...probably; however what type of ornament?

3. Where would you prefer your name and phone number be written?

a) on the local gas station's bathroom walls

Easy...I already do this whenever I'm on the road.

4. What affliction would you prefer to have on your body?

a) ten extra lips on your face

Herpes sores was not an option...so...

5. If you were a dinosaur, what would you prefer your name to be?

a) soresareinyerpus

Because the other might be confusing...



Keep them coming...

[MarriedQt]

1. What gift would you rather possess?

a) the flexibility to lick every part of your body


2. Would you punch a hole in your tongue and hang a Christmas ornament from it for the rest of your life for $5,000,000? No

3. Where would you prefer your name and phone number be written?

a) on the local gas station's bathroom walls


4. What affliction would you prefer to have on your body?

a) ten extra lips on your face


5. If you were a dinosaur, what would you prefer your name to be?


b) bisexarex

LMAO!!

[sweet]

1. What gift would you rather possess?

a) the flexibility to lick every part of your body


2. Would you punch a hole in your tongue and hang a Christmas ornament from it for the rest of your life for $5,000,000? Doubtful

3. Where would you prefer your name and phone number be written?

a) on the local gas station's bathroom walls


4. What affliction would you prefer to have on your body?

a) ten extra lips on your face


5. If you were a dinosaur, what would you prefer your name to be?


b) bisexarex

[MIGHTY]

1. Would you eat a box of hair if you got to be a star on your favorite reality show?

2. Would you style your hair like Donald Trump if you got to replace him as a judge for one episode of the Apprentice?

3.Would you grow toe nails long enough to grate cheese with them to secretly make lasagna for all of your friends if your reward was free catered meals for life?

4. Would you stick your tongue in a power outlet in order to achieve the hairdo of your dreams?

5. Would you eat off your fingernails (yes, the entire set of 10...completely off!) for $100,000?

[sweet]

1. Would you eat a box of hair if you got to be a star on your favorite reality show?
No

2. Would you style your hair like Donald Trump if you got to replace him as a judge for one episode of the Apprentice?
I wouldn't, but I could see Barkiss doing that.

3.Would you grow toe nails long enough to grate cheese with them to secretly make lasagna for all of your friends if your reward was free catered meals for life?
Sure, why not.

4. Would you stick your tongue in a power outlet in order to achieve the hairdo of your dreams?
No, I'm not Phil Spector

5. Would you eat off your fingernails (yes, the entire set of 10...completely off!) for $100,000?
No thanks

[MarriedQt]

1. Would you eat a box of hair if you got to be a star on your favorite reality show? Eww No

2. Would you style your hair like Donald Trump if you got to replace him as a judge for one episode of the Apprentice? Just for one episode......Sure!!!

3.Would you grow toe nails long enough to grate cheese with them to secretly make lasagna for all of your friends if your reward was free catered meals for life? No I enjoy cooking......

4. Would you stick your tongue in a power outlet in order to achieve the hairdo of your dreams? No.....I can do the same thing with lots of jel and a hair dryer!!

5. Would you eat off your fingernails (yes, the entire set of 10...completely off!) for $100,000? No I hate biting my finger nails!!
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[Barkiss]

1. Would you eat a box of hair if you got to be a star on your favorite reality show?

Sure


2. Would you style your hair like Donald Trump if you got to replace him as a judge for one episode of the Apprentice?

Absolutely


3.Would you grow toe nails long enough to grate cheese with them to secretly make lasagna for all of your friends if your reward was free catered meals for life?

No doubt


4. Would you stick your tongue in a power outlet in order to achieve the hairdo of your dreams?

No...unless that goes with #2


5. Would you eat off your fingernails (yes, the entire set of 10...completely off!) for $100,000?

I'm a wuss....I wouldn't make it past the first one

These are telling, huh? ;)

[MIGHTY]

1. Would you drink a close friend's colostomy bag for $1,000,000?

2. If you were a woman in a popular music video, who would you rather be?

a) a sexy woman biting a sponge on a car hood

b) a hot chick riding a mechanical bull in a bikini

3. What would you rather chomp on?

a) a mule's behind

b) the tail pipe of a run-down school bus

4. What hobby would you rather spend the rest of your life participating in?

a) building a full sized international monuments out of pipe cleaners

b) singing to rehabilitated arsonists in match factories

5. If you were a mule, how would you prefer to spend your life?

a) hauling tourists into and out of the Grand Canyon

b) giving rides all day to kids at your local zoo

[sweet]

1. Would you drink a close friend's colostomy bag for $1,000,000?
OMG! NO!! :vs:

2. If you were a woman in a popular music video, who would you rather be?

b) a hot chick riding a mechanical bull in a bikini

3. What would you rather chomp on?

a) a mule's behind

4. What hobby would you rather spend the rest of your life participating in?

a) building a full sized international monuments out of pipe cleaners


5. If you were a mule, how would you prefer to spend your life?


b) giving rides all day to kids at your local zoo

[MIGHTY]

1. If you were an old English lady in the 1800's, what would you rather dip in your tea?

a) crumpets from your dogs butt
b) a party mix of broaches, roaches, and moth balls

2. What magazine would you rather glue together and wear as a Halloween costume?

a) The Globe
b) Time Magazine

3. What would you rather siphon with your mouth and a straw?

a) diarrhea from a friend's butt
b) blood from fresh roadkill

4. If you were a potato, where would you rather be thrown?

a) from a freeway overpass during rush-hour
b) into a deep-fry bin at a truck stop

5. Where would you rather grow an extra set of teeth?

a) in your anus
b) on your forehead

[MIGHTY]

1. Would you drop your pants and ask for a full lube at a lube & oil change business for free oil changes for the rest of your life?

2. Where would you rather stick a fork?

a) in a light socket
b) in your leg

3. What character would you rather play on a soap opera?

a) the jilted ex lover that gets revenge
b) a character who's long lost twin (you again) sleeps with the same lovers as you and also stars in gum commercials

4. Who would you rather make out with?

a) the person with the vermin in her mouth in the Tobacco Smokes You commercials
b) the person with the worst oral hygiene in your home town

5. Would you drink a laxative latte for free coffee drinks for a year at your favorite coffee shop?