Yankee in Pig Soiee Land

[Yankee]

nervous . . . first post . . . gotta be good . . . first impressions and all . . .

Boring or baudy?

Tame or titillating?

Common or come on?

I know.

The sexiest thing about myself.

I just got the kids in bed and folded some laundry.

But I didn't put it away 'cause I'm a man.

Anyway, pleased to be present and posting.

[cherokeered]

lol...well welcome to the site....:wa:

[WandaRing]

Welcome Yankee...:sc a man who puts the children to bed and folds laundry... sounds like a keeper even if he doesn't put it away...the laundry I mean.

[Yankee]

Thank You. It's nice to be welcome. Been reading posts for several days, and it seems to be a very supportive kinda place.

[Yankee]

The wife sorts the laundry 'cause men apparently lack the skill.

I wash, dry and fold.

First one out of underwear in the undies drawer has to put it ALL away.

[Midwest girl]

LMAO Welcome to the site, your a riot!!

[fever]

Welcome to the site Yankee!!! Sounds like you're a keeper....

[WandaRing]

The wife sorts the laundry 'cause men apparently lack the skill.

I wash, dry and fold.

First one out of underwear in the undies drawer has to put it ALL away.
Wait you put the kids to bed, you wash, dry and fold the laundry and she doesn't put it away for you...somethings not right...unless of course she's home with the children all day...then all is fair...

[leighm]

Hello Yankee, nice to meet you. Have fun, what am I saying, of course you will.

[FeIsTy FaV]

Ha! you are gonna fit in just fine...... Welcome aboard :)

[Yankee]

I work all day. She works the 7pm-7am shift. We don't have a lot of time together, so we have to share chores.

And this place is gonna be WAY too much fun.

[fever]

Not to mention addicting...

[private beaches]

Welcome to the site Yankee!

[KindheartedWoman]

Congrats! a great first post. It made me smile. Thanks.

[stellabelle]

LOL! Hmmmm...I'm gonna try the underwear thing...see if it works! Welcome Yankee. Seems like you've been here for years already! Enjoy! :ok

[Tiglet]

I work all day. She works the 7pm-7am shift. We don't have a lot of time together, so we have to share chores.

And this place is gonna be WAY too much fun.
You got that right! Welcome cutie. :wa:

[Dragon_lady]

Welcome and Enjoy!

[Curiousoneonly]

Hello and welcome! I hope you enjoy your time here. Thanks for the about the idea about the undies as it may be worth a try. I hate doing laundry.

Have fun. ;)

C

[redcat]

nervous . . . first post . . . gotta be good . . . first impressions and all . . .

Boring or baudy?

Tame or titillating?

Common or come on?

I know.

The sexiest thing about myself.

I just got the kids in bed and folded some laundry.

But I didn't put it away 'cause I'm a man.

Anyway, pleased to be present and posting.



Welcome to the site, Yankee. This is a great intro post...look forward to seeing more and getting to know you.

[dixiechiknga]

Welcome have fun!!!

[Yankee]

Thank ya'll for the warm welcome. I thought that I might be comfortable on this site after having read many of your posts, and I am not disappointed.

Since my profile is vague, I thought I'd use this space to let you know a touch about myself.

I'm 42 and married with 3 kids (a girl-16, a boy-10, and a boy who just turned 7 yesterday. I'm 6'2" 210lbs with brown hair and eyes.

I'm on this delicious l'il site because . . . I don't get much adult conversation, so I guess I'm just a bit lonely.

[Midwest girl]

Yankee, you came to the right place, enjoy yourself, make great friends like we all have here, and stick around, you may learn somethings..I know I have!!

BTW, I am also knee deep in the pork producing area....are we both from the same state perhaps?

[Yankee]

I get home in time to see the wife leave, and I leave in the mornings before she gets home. Her first day off (of two) is spent sleeping.

I'm not really complaining. We both worked hard to get her through school, and I'm terribly proud of her, but I really never anticipated what her "dream job" would sacrifice.

At any rate, I just need some adult conversation. I am a smartass. I am a flirt. I am compassionate. I think I may have found a good place to be me.

[Midwest girl]

smart ass...check
flirt...check
compassionate.....check

ok, i think youre ready for other threads..... at the top click new posts, its time to meet the others.....good luck!!

[Yankee]

Yankee, you came to the right place, enjoy yourself, make great friends like we all have here, and stick around, you may learn somethings..I know I have!!

BTW, I am also knee deep in the pork producing area....are we both from the same state perhaps?



Nope. I am referring to U of A "Pig! Soiee! Razorbacks!"

It's a great state.

I am NOT married to a cousin.

I kissed one once . . . but I swear that's all.

[Midwest girl]

Nope. I am referring to U of A "Pig! Soiee! Razorbacks!"

It's a great state.

I am NOT married to a cousin.

I kissed one once . . . but I swear that's all.


Made out with your cousin, ok not something I wouldve posted in public, but hey....thanks for the info..lmao

Jsut so you know, my husband is not my cousin ....wouldnt dare kiss one either...but to each their own...lol :okno judgement here, yankee

[Yankee]

Thanks for letting me know that I might want to reconsider my public confessions.

Glad I didn't bring up the sheep.:sc

[Midwest girl]

Oh WOW, you do need adult interaction......lol give the farm animals a break....

[Yankee]

Thanks for the advice.

You're sweet to offer it.

I knew I'd find help here.

[Midwest girl]

Thanks for the advice.

You're sweet to offer it.

I knew I'd find help here.

Oh youll find just about anything and everything here...the family is ecclectic..glad to be helpful to you...

and the livestock thank you too!!:ok

[Sofia]

Hello Yankee....Welcome!!

[hazeleyes5]

Welcome..YANKEE.
sorry i missed you Sofia. my computer blinked.

[sweet]

Welcome to the site Yankee! :)

[sj59]

Welcome to the site. Have fun.

[Yankee]

I have two new friends.

I have two new friends.

Midwest Girl and Sophia.

I'm feelin' a little . . . um . . . friendly.

Nope. I DON"T get out much.

[Missy38]

Hiya and welcome to the site!

[Yankee]

Thanks Missy!

I'm a huge Tarheel fan.

Hope you don't hold it against me.

I Graduated in Jacksonville, NC

[earthgirl]

I think you'll have way too much fun here Yankee.

[Missy38]

I'm a huge Tarheel fan also, my boyfriends screen name is Unctarheel_32...your welcome....thats cool! GO TARHEELS!Thanks Missy!

I'm a huge Tarheel fan.

Hope you don't hold it against me.

I Graduated in Jacksonville, NC

[Huzyerdaddi]

My wife and I tried that. I haven't changed my underwear in months!

The wife sorts the laundry 'cause men apparently lack the skill.

I wash, dry and fold.

First one out of underwear in the undies drawer has to put it ALL away.

[Yankee]

I think you'll have way too much fun here Yankee.

I am! I am!

I'm pissed I didn't know about this place aforehand.

[Huzyerdaddi]

aforehand? Which hand is that? The left or right?

(good word)

I am! I am!

I'm pissed I didn't know about this place aforehand.

[Yankee]

My wife and I tried that. I haven't changed my underwear in months!

It's actually why I don't wear any anymore.

That way I NEVER have to put it away.

[Yankee]

The aforehand is the hand I use afore _____________.

[Huzyerdaddi]

I get it. It's the hand used on aforehead

The aforehand is the hand I use afore _____________.

[Yankee]

Exactly!

It's so nice to work with professionals.

[Huzyerdaddi]

Btw...welcome to the site dude. Yours was the RIGHT kind of intro. Stick around and you'll see what I'm talking about.

[Yankee]

I've been reading posts for a week. Still read more than I post.

There are some great people here.

Nice to meet you to, btw.

[dashslow]

nervous . . . first post . . . gotta be good . . . first impressions and all . . .

Boring or baudy?

Tame or titillating?

Common or come on?

I know.

The sexiest thing about myself.

I just got the kids in bed and folded some laundry.

But I didn't put it away 'cause I'm a man.

Anyway, pleased to be present and posting.


Nice stage presence! Welcome!

[ManNotWastingTime]

Great intro - too bad you are a Razorback though... I guess we all have our own faults . GO VOLS. Welcome from another newbie!

[FeIsTy FaV]

Wow! You seem cool, welcome aboard :)

[Yankee]

I've been waiting four months to get your attention.

[Yankee]

Wow! You seem cool, welcome aboard :)


me like smile e n nekkid post thread women.

[Han Solo]

I'm on this delicious l'il site because . . . I don't get much adult conversation, so I guess I'm just a bit lonely.

OH, how did I miss THIS one??

How's that adult conversation workin for ya know that you've seen what gets discussed in here?? :D

[FeIsTy FaV]

OH, how did I miss THIS one??

How's that adult conversation workin for ya know that you've seen what gets discussed in here?? :D


I was thinking the same thing... (ok that's just weird)

[Yankee]

OH, how did I miss THIS one??

How's that adult conversation workin for ya know that you've seen what gets discussed in here?? :D


Dammit Fav . . . you KNEW Han would find this.

I was a sad l'il newbie.

[FeIsTy FaV]

nervous . . . first post . . . gotta be good . . . first impressions and all . . .

Boring or baudy?

Tame or titillating?

Common or come on?

I know.

The sexiest thing about myself.

I just got the kids in bed and folded some laundry.

But I didn't put it away 'cause I'm a man.

Anyway, pleased to be present and posting.

What the hell happened? This was a great first post... I wonder why I didn't jump all over it :)

[FeIsTy FaV]

Dammit Fav . . . you KNEW Han would find this.

I was a sad l'il newbie.

SnOrT!

I sure did.......

[Yankee]

What the hell happened? This was a great first post... I wonder why I didn't jump all over it :)

You were playing hard to get . . . :)

Coy . . .

Bashful . . .

All those beautiful things you're so well known for . . .

Check out Missy's . . . it didn't take us long.

[Han Solo]

Dammit Fav . . . you KNEW Han would find this.

I was a sad l'il newbie.
Hold the phone there NEWBIE....I believe SHE found this one.....how is it that I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here?? :confused:

[Han Solo]

What the hell happened? This was a great first post... I wonder why I didn't jump all over it :)
I gotta admit I'm still laughing at the line about the laundry....now THAT is "Manning Up" :55

[Yankee]

Hold the phone there NEWBIE....I believe SHE found this one.....how is it that I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here?? :confused:

Sorry Han . . . I meant . . .

Dammit Fav . . . you knew Han would stick his Slick Ornery Balls into this thread.

[FeIsTy FaV]

Hold the phone there NEWBIE....I believe SHE found this one.....how is it that I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here?? :confused:

LOL........... I just gave it a lil nudge...

(BTW, if seem guilty with the gun and all.)

[Yankee]

I gotta admit I'm still laughing at the line about the laundry....now THAT is "Manning Up" :55


Oh god . . .

[FeIsTy FaV]

I gotta admit I'm still laughing at the line about the laundry....now THAT is "Manning Up" :55

hahahah ME too.... I keep picturing him in his cute lil fuzzy slippers...

[Yankee]

Mmmmmmmmmm . . . is that all I'm wearing?

[Han Solo]

Sorry Han . . . I meant . . .

Dammit Fav . . . you knew Han would stick his Slick Ornery Balls into this thread.
super.....Super....it was SUPER Ornery Balls.........why do I even show up to this place anymore?? :rolleyes:

[Yankee]

super.....Super....it was SUPER Ornery Balls.........why do I even show up to this place anymore?? :rolleyes:

Sorry . . . Super . . . Squirter . . .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

I crack me up.

[Han Solo]

Sorry . . . Super . . . Squirter . . .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

I crack me up.

Exxx-actly :rolleyes:

[FeIsTy FaV]

Mmmmmmmmmm . . . is that all I'm wearing?

While you do laundry?

Good lord Yankee.... I have a lot to teach you.
Toss the slippers and get a wife beater and some Levis :)


PS.. I changed browsers and the site is running twice as fast.

A browser is how we get around (browse, get it?) on the internet.
Stop using explorer!
go to firefox.com and download.

[Yankee]

While you do laundry?

Good lord Yankee.... I have a lot to teach you.
Toss the slippers and get a wife beater and some Levis :)


PS.. I changed browsers and the site is running twice as fast.

A browser is how we get around (browse, get it?) on the internet.
Stop using explorer!
go to firefox.com and download.

I'm using firefox :)

And how the hell have we hijacked my newbie post?

[Han Solo]

I'm using firefox :)

And how the hell have we hijacked my newbie post?
Uhhh.....don't you pay attention?? You two hijack EVERYTHING......but it's very endearing...really :rolleyes:

[FeIsTy FaV]

Uhhh.....don't you pay attention?? You two hijack EVERYTHING......but it's very endearing...really :rolleyes:

We learned from the best my friend.

[FeIsTy FaV]

Hey brb I have to do a lil tech support on IM

[Yankee]

Uhhh.....don't you pay attention?? You two hijack EVERYTHING......but it's very endearing...really :rolleyes:


Do we?

Really?

Fav?

Are we . . . hijackers?