And Who CARES???

[Zifnab]

Have you ever heard something on the news that made you stop and stammer in total disbelief? One of those things that made you ask out loud" Why are you telling me this?" "How is this news?" or the best part,"And who CARES???"
There seem to be an ever increasing ammount of such articles of meaningless blather, so when you have one forcefully thrown in your face, bring it here and vent about it!!:wa:

example:
FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla.


Police accidentally hit a naked man in the genitals with a Taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking women to touch him, authorities said.

And this was picked up and spread via the ASSociated Press.... Why??? WHO CARES???

your turn

[spare_change]

Have you ever heard something on the news that made you stop and stammer in total disbelief? One of those things that made you ask out loud" Why are you telling me this?" "How is this news?" or the best part,"And who CARES???"
There seem to be an ever increasing ammount of such articles of meaningless blather, so when you have one forcefully thrown in your face, bring it here and vent about it!!:wa:

example:
FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla.


Police accidentally hit a naked man in the genitals with a Taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking women to touch him, authorities said.

And this was picked up and spread via the ASSociated Press.... Why??? WHO CARES???

your turn


Only one thought comes to mind ----



OUCH!

[Zifnab]

Only one thought comes to mind ----



OUCH!I find your statement to be.......SHOCKING!!!:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Zpanther]

Here's one......

Sex On Menu At Hooters?

Suit: Staff trainer suggested waitresses put out for extra bucks

APRIL 13--We've carefully read the Hooters employee handbook and it does not address what a manager is supposed to do when a corporate trainer tells waitresses they could earn extra money by sexually servicing customers. In a federal lawsuit, Jarman Gray, a former assistant manager of an Alabama Hooters, charges that he was fired last year after complaining about comments made to employees by a female "visiting training manager." In his April 7 U.S. District Court complaint, a copy of which you'll find below, the 31-year-old Gray claims that a trainer named Cat told waitresses that they were "the ones with the pussys and you are in control because of that." Then she reportedly added, "If you need the extra money, go ahead and suck a dick or fuck a customer if the money is right." Gray contends that offended waitresses approached him and "asked if he could resolve this problem and correct Cat's offensive behavior." But after he called the Hooters corporate office to complain about the trainer's remarks, Gray said he was canned by the owner of the Auburn franchise where he worked.

[Zpanther]

'I Ate Frogs And Lizards'
Updated: 20:38, Friday April 14, 2006

A man who survived nearly three months alone in the Australian outback by eating lizards and frogs has spoken of his ordeal.

Ricky Megee lost half his bodyweight during his stint in the desert, when he was forced to munch leeches and grasshoppers to stay alive.

The 35-year-old was discovered looking like a "walking skeleton" by farm workers.

He had set off on a 3,500-mile journey to take up a new job in Port Hedland, Western Australia, but never made it to his destination.

Details of how he came to be lost were unclear. Some reports said his car had broken down and others that he had been drugged and dumped by a hitchhiker he picked up.

"The last thing I remember was driving up the road and getting a bit dazed and confused," he told the Times newspaper.

"The next thing was waking up, face down, in a hole. There was some plastic on me with some rocks and dirt thrown on top.

"What woke me was that there were four dingoes scratching the rocks to try to get at me."

He described to reporters how he had left frogs on the roof of his makeshift shelter to go "a bit crispy" before he ate them.

"I would go out just before dark and gather what I could to eat," he said.

"I ate one meal a day - that is enough to survive. I just hoped and prayed that someone would find me."

Since being rescued last week he has been recovering in hospital in Darwin.

[lovemakenman]

This Post who cares. NO disrespect but who cares.

[G...G]

I care........

[Norfolkdave]

I care........

I dont care, I dont give a shit!!!!!:lmao :lmao :lmao

[tiger50]

mm ave put on me D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.. hat... :55

[Norfolkdave]

mm ave put on me D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.. hat... :55

What the bloody hell is that! D. I. L. L. G. A. F.:lmao

[tiger50]

What the bloody hell is that! D. I. L. L. G. A. F.:lmao

mmm fukkin poms... do i look like i give a fuk???:D

[Norfolkdave]

mmm fukkin poms... do i look like i give a fuk???:D

Heh heh heh I could say the same about the australians ( I do):lmao

[tiger50]

read agin.. Do I Look Like I give A Fuk... D.I.L L.I.G.Af. lol

[Norfolkdave]

read agin.. Do I Look Like I give A Fuk... D.I.L L.I.G.Af. lol

O. I. S. W. Y. M.N. y. A.:lmao

[spare_change]

O. I. S. W. Y. M.N. y. A.:lmao

Oh I See What You Mean Now Y??? A???

[Norfolkdave]

Oh I See What You Mean Now Y??? A???

LOL good evening birthday boy!:lmao

[Annie]

Oh I See What You Mean Now Y??? A???

You Animal?

[Norfolkdave]

You Animal?

Good one annie, see I dont swear!!! damm that hurt then!:D

[Cotties]

You 3[tiger/Dave] are no better than the ladies trying to work out what the numbers mean in day to day life


Am I the only sane one left
Oh I See What You Mean Now Y??? A???

[gnikeht]

No Cotties, I'm with you.... A. N. I. S. A. N. I. M W (a nine is still a nine in my world)...:D

You 3[tiger/Dave] are no better than the ladies trying to work out what the numbers mean in day to day life


Am I the only sane one left

[Cotties]

No your not. I think you're with Spare and his goons... I've just spent ten seconds trying to work out what the letters are for and think you may be working against me too.....:sc :D I'm not sure if I'm laughing or going nutsNo Cotties, I'm with you.... A. N. I. S. A. N. I. M W (a nine is still a nine in my world)...:D

[Norfolkdave]

You 3[tiger/Dave] are no better than the ladies trying to work out what the numbers mean in day to day life


Am I the only sane one left

We are talking in code, it needs brains.....:wa: :knuddel:

[Zifnab]

No your not. I think you're with Spare and his goons... I've just spent ten seconds trying to work out what the letters are for and think you may be working against me too.....:sc :D I'm not sure if I'm laughing or going nutswell if you are going nuts it will be a short trip BACKWARDS!!! You been here too long to try and claim sanity!:lmao

[tiger50]

We are talking in code, it needs brains.....:wa: :knuddel:

brains??? here on site.. umm fark.... now that wud be a crusade ta find sum.... coz i got em all an am hidin em.... :D :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

You got brains tiger! Ah yes I know where they are, in your arsehole! Even NASA is interested in black holes:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Cotties]

Whose brains are you guys using.


I know what FBI stands for
I know what CIA stands for
I know what C.S.I.N.Y stands for

But the British SAS is still a secret to me
And the Australian Secret police initals I don't know. The only thing I know is they tap more phones than anyone else on earth per capita.


We are talking in code, it needs brains.....:wa: :knuddel:

[Zifnab]

Whose brains are you guys using.


I know what FBI stands for Female Body Inspector
I know what CIA stands for Caramel Iced Apple
I know what C.S.I.N.Y stands for Crazy Senseless Insane New York

But the British SAS is still a secret to me
And the Australian Secret police initals I don't know. The only thing I know is they tap more phones than anyone else on earth per capita.Hope the answers help!

[Norfolkdave]

Hope the answers help!

Very much appreciated under the circumstances here young man.

[Cotties]

Bluddy useless is what it is.


if you don't know S.A.S

DO YOU KNOW WHAT C.N.N stands for i've worked out the N is for news:55
Hope the answers help!

[tiger50]

Bluddy useless is what it is.


if you don't know S.A.S

DO YOUMKNOW WHAT C.N.N stands for ive worked out the N is for news:55

Crazy Knakkered News??? :D

[Norfolkdave]

Bluddy useless is what it is.


if you don't know S.A.S

DO YOU KNOW WHAT C.N.N stands for i've worked out the N is for news:55

Cable News Network.......(thicko):55 :D

[Annie]

US comedian called world's 'unsexiest' man

BOSTON (Reuters) - Comedian Gilbert Gottfried, the voice of the Aflac Inc. duck in television commercials for the insurer, was crowned "unsexiest man in the world" by an alternative newspaper on Tuesday.

"The parrot-voiced, pickle-faced comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman," The Boston Phoenix wrote.

New York Yankees pitcher Randy Johnson came in second followed by film critic Roger Ebert, television psychologist Dr. Phil McGraw and Fox television co-host Alan Colmes. Even actor Brad Pitt made the list, as the newspaper's 100th-least sexy man.

Osama Bin Laden clocked in at number eight.

George Steinbrenner, owner of the Yankees -- arch-rivals to the Boston Red Sox -- also made the list. "Come on, we live in Boston, you knew it was coming," the Phoenix said.

Others included pop star Michael Jackson and nasal-voiced rapper Mike Diamond of the Beastie Boys.

Gottfried has had numerous television and film roles including a year as a cast member on NBC's "Saturday Night Live."

[sweet]

Now I don't believe this one! He's so damn sexy! It's got to be a misprint! :D


US comedian called world's 'unsexiest' man

BOSTON (Reuters) - Comedian Gilbert Gottfried, the voice of the Aflac Inc. duck in television commercials for the insurer, was crowned "unsexiest man in the world" by an alternative newspaper on Tuesday.

"The parrot-voiced, pickle-faced comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman," The Boston Phoenix wrote.

New York Yankees pitcher Randy Johnson came in second followed by film critic Roger Ebert, television psychologist Dr. Phil McGraw and Fox television co-host Alan Colmes. Even actor Brad Pitt made the list, as the newspaper's 100th-least sexy man.

Osama Bin Laden clocked in at number eight.

George Steinbrenner, owner of the Yankees -- arch-rivals to the Boston Red Sox -- also made the list. "Come on, we live in Boston, you knew it was coming," the Phoenix said.

Others included pop star Michael Jackson and nasal-voiced rapper Mike Diamond of the Beastie Boys.

Gottfried has had numerous television and film roles including a year as a cast member on NBC's "Saturday Night Live."

[Annie]

Now I don't believe this one! He's so damn sexy! It's got to be a misprint! :D

Hey sis, doesn't that comment belong on the "Tell Me A Lie" thread?


.... you're so funny!

[spare_change]

US comedian called world's 'unsexiest' man

BOSTON (Reuters) - Comedian Gilbert Gottfried, the voice of the Aflac Inc. duck in television commercials for the insurer, was crowned "unsexiest man in the world" by an alternative newspaper on Tuesday.

"The parrot-voiced, pickle-faced comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman," The Boston Phoenix wrote.

New York Yankees pitcher Randy Johnson came in second followed by film critic Roger Ebert, television psychologist Dr. Phil McGraw and Fox television co-host Alan Colmes. Even actor Brad Pitt made the list, as the newspaper's 100th-least sexy man.

Osama Bin Laden clocked in at number eight.

George Steinbrenner, owner of the Yankees -- arch-rivals to the Boston Red Sox -- also made the list. "Come on, we live in Boston, you knew it was coming," the Phoenix said.

Others included pop star Michael Jackson and nasal-voiced rapper Mike Diamond of the Beastie Boys.

Gottfried has had numerous television and film roles including a year as a cast member on NBC's "Saturday Night Live."



Did Cotties REALLY finish number 8??