Tell Me A Lie!

[Norfolkdave]

I came home and told momma to sit down andwatch tv..i got her slippers and her coffee..i went in the kitchen and did the dishes ,then made a scrupmous dinner...

Oh hell i cant go on.....AS IF !!!!!

You hit the nail on the head..."As If":D

[Norfolkdave]

I hate all this money I have come into, hell lifes going to be a bitch even further

[kjguy43]

I won a million dollars today, and with that money comes guarntee to have sex with the woman of my choice till the day I meet my maker.

[upstr84u]

I really want to be taken serious and write my life story - just for insperation for the world (i tried to spell memwars - or however it is spelled - memoares --- but i used life story instead) -- see i could inspire the world with my teachings -- if i could just dam spell correctly

[Sandy]

ever hear of spell check ? :lmao













I really want to be taken serious and write my life story - just for insperation for the world (i tried to spell memwars - or however it is spelled - memoares --- but i used life story instead) -- see i could inspire the world with my teachings -- if i could just dam spell correctly

[SaltyLime]

i really do care

[kjguy43]

i really do care

Care about what, and no lying either..lol

[SaltyLime]

Care about what, and no lying either..lol

lol, about size of course.

[kjguy43]

lol, about size of course.

a lady who likes size, how about the package deal...size..usefullness...and ability.

[SaltyLime]

a lady who likes size, how about the package deal...size..usefullness...and ability.

sizes 5-7, anything more...he'll need ability to drive me to hospital.

[kjguy43]

sizes 5-7, anything more...he'll need ability to drive me to hospital.

whew, just made the cut

has the size, the ability, and knows the usefullness

[Zpanther]

sizes 5-7, anything more...he'll need ability to drive me to hospital.

hmmmmmmm...... I think I did too.



better grab that ruler to make sure though......

[kjguy43]

hmmmmmmm...... I think I did too.



better grab that ruler to make sure though......

hey look that makes 2 of us...well what do you think of that.

[Zpanther]

hey look that makes 2 of us...well what do you think of that.

uh..... I think it's at least 3.


..... checkin' the 'penis length thread' it looks like most of us are in THAT ballpark. :sc

[kjguy43]

uh..... I think it's at least 3.


..... checkin' the 'penis length thread' it looks like most of us are in THAT ballpark. :sc


Hmm, well maybe your right...i bet its a lot more than 3

[cherokeered]

I am not horny at all........

[kjguy43]

I am not horny at all........

I don't want to help you then

[Trev]

I love going to work each and everyday.

[G...G]

I did not just call a phone sex line..

[Trev]

I did not just call a phone sex line..

you mean that you upgrade your trailor to have a phone now. Wait till zpanther finds out.

[G...G]

He got the it for me

[Cotties]

are you calling in sick today?I did not just call a phone sex line..

[Zpanther]

He got the it for me

Honey, you can't be tellin' everyone about this stuff.



Might hafta disconnect it now. Sandy and Annie will want one too.

[SaltyLime]

i'm not tired

[Sunfiresix]

I hate warm summer days

[haggisbasher]

i'm glad i live miles from civilization ! when will the wheel, colour & electricity be invented ?

[SaltyLime]

i love suburbia!!

[Zpanther]

I hate Lena being my partner in this stress management thing.

[Annie]

I love my neighbors! I want to live here for the rest of my life!

[Dmy]

I didnt miss any of you ppl here!

[kjguy43]

I think SensualAngel is way to sexual, she needs to give it a break

[cherokeered]

I didnt miss any of you ppl here!

Well..I didnt miss ya at all....never even gave ya a thought....or two....



Cherokee....thinks ya still working too hard....;)

[musicmer]

I hope my kids never grow up ...... I love when they talk back

[Dmy]

I dont like the fact that no one missed me.........cause I didnt miss them either ;)

[Sandy]

your right, we never knew you were gone

[pixiegirl]

I never want to visit Australia or live there, no way, uh hu, never!

[Penny]

Im so happy summer is over

[cherokeered]

I am having a wonderful weekend so far.....

[Itshardon-theroad]

I hate the mountains.

[spare_change]

I truly love it when dear friends have trouble - it makes me feel so good.



(sorry to hear of your troubles, cher -- I pray it works out well for you)

[MCat]

I am having a wonderful weekend so far.....




Aww Cherokee,we know just how you feel,:cry:

Hank and I just loved it the 3 times we've been flooded....
the bacteria infested water from the river is great for washing hair
and making coffee.:55



this is the lie thread after all...

[cherokeered]

Aww Cherokee,we know just how you feel,:cry:

Hank and I just loved it the 3 times we've been flooded....
the bacteria infested water from the river is great for washing hair
and making coffee.:55



this is the lie thread after all...

You did not make me smile....:kk

[G...G]

Today is Friday

[Sandy]

i didn't miss ga

[G...G]

I didn't miss you either Sandy

[musicmer]

I cant stand GA or Sandy

[Sandy]

music is not sexy at all

[G...G]

I can't stand you either music

[RedHotPisces]

why did ga come back tonight and crash the party...i liked it while she was gone

[Sandy]

we had lots of fun with out her

[sweet]

I would never want any of you people to come visit me up here.

[RedHotPisces]

we would never go visit sweet

[musicmer]

To see you would just be horrid.... I would never want any of you people to come visit me up here.

[Sandy]

i never travel

[sweet]

To see you would just be horrid....
The feeling is mutual! :D

[cherokeered]

y'all annoy the hell out of me...and ya not amusing or very flirty...and red waters down her drinks...and GA was not missed by me at all...didnt notice she was gone..



:lmao :lmao

Ouch...that hurt..lol

[musicmer]

Cher you are pretty much the most boring person on here...so please stop typingy'all annoy the hell out of me...and ya not amusing or very flirty...and red waters down her drinks...and GA was not missed by me at all...didnt notice she was gone..



:lmao :lmao

Ouch...that hurt..lol

[sweet]

Cher you are pretty much the most boring person on here...so please stop typing
I agree. I hate it when you're around. You bring absolutely nothing to this site.

[Misty]

I hate this place
i am not addicted to it at all

[Dmy]

I want all you ladies to leave this site and make it a male site only...:lmao

[SaltyLime]

i gave oral to the librarian today

[MCat]

i gave oral to the librarian today

And she loved it :55

[SaltyLime]

And she loved it :55

anything to get out of late book fees :D

[Itshardon-theroad]

I just love atlanta traffic!!!

[Zifnab]

There IS an honest politician!

[Nyc_45]

I can't wait to get to work tonight and deal with the a--holes!

[Zifnab]

I knew you worked in my office!

[Zifnab]

that was only my toe dear!

[cherokeered]

I dont masturbate....and am never horny.....

[MCat]

I can't wait for Goat to earn PM privileges....All you young girls are gonna be so happy.

[Norfolkdave]

There IS an honest politician!

It cant be you can it:wa:

[Norfolkdave]

Dam its a hot day here again

[pixiegirl]

My husband would kill me if he knew I was here


(Wouldn't you babe?)

[haggisbasher]

My husband would kill me if he knew I was here


(Wouldn't you babe?)

I think you husband can be sneaky sometimes. I think he would TRY to tickle you.

[pixiegirl]

I think you husband can be sneaky sometimes. I think he would TRY to tickle you.



Nah, he knows I'm not ticklish, well except for that one bit ;)

[Norfolkdave]

Nah, he knows I'm not ticklish, well except for that one bit ;)

I dont want to know:D

[pixiegirl]

I dont want to know:D


Yeah ya do...bottom of my back right hand side.


Not what you were expecting? :lmao

[Sandy]

I Love waking up at 4 am

[Norfolkdave]

Yeah ya do...bottom of my back right hand side.


Not what you were expecting? :lmao


Actually mmmmm:sc No but each to their own:D

[cherokeered]

I never have any fun here...............



I dont flirt.............



Cherokee........doesnt like it here either........:)

[Itshardon-theroad]

I HATE pleasing women!

[funluvinga]

I don't get turned on at all by someone telling me (in detail) what they would enjoy doing to me sexually.

[Nyc_45]

Sex is BOooooring

[Newenglandman]

I LOVE working days..... :rolleyes:

[GeekMaster]

I just hate only working half days on Friday.

[haggisbasher]

I've not been drrr ... noot bn .... not ben ... i have n Ot bren ... i have rot been finking, fcuking.... drinking !

hic !

[haggisbasher]

I just hate only working half days on Friday.

yeah, it's a tough gig right enough. i'm sure you are very strong, be brave geek. thinking of you in this time of woe !

[cherokeered]

I am not waiting for someone..........

[hoss]

I am not waiting for someone..........

can we not wait together....im not waiting for someone too..

wait??...is that right...damn u vile woman !!!..your beauty is playing tricks with my mind :kk

[cherokeered]

I am not horny, submissive, kinky or loyal....


Cherokee...:whee:

[spare_change]

This is a reprise of a previous thread!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Some people -- as strange as it may seem -- may possibly, potentially, unlikely as it may be -- have stretched the truth just a little when posting here.


This is your chance -- tell us a lie about yourself! Make it as interesting, complex, simple, boring, as you want it to be.

Just remember --- somewhere, somehow, somebody is going to believe it.

[spare_change]

I'd stay and talk, but Hollywood has called. They need me to be the next Batman.

[spare_change]

If this thing wasn't so big, I could get pants that fit !!

[aceofspades1114]

I rap and speak like I just got out of Compton

[christinalee]

I can juggle balls with my feet!!

[aceofspades1114]

impressive there cristinalee

[massage mike]

feet would hurt

[UltimateNaneki]

I Have 3 Nipples

[massage mike]

i have 15 inches

[Barkiss]

I was just offered the lead role in the next big budget porno flick.

[G...G]

I was your partner!!

[Barkiss]

I was your partner!!

"Was"??? You poor thing!! Thank god for body doubles, huh? LOL

[hoss]

i can get both legs behind my back and kiss my own ass ....

[tiger50]

i can get both legs behind my back and kiss my own ass ....

well ya need to , no-one else will.....:lmao

[cherokeered]

I am never horny...and dont indulge in any sort of kinky sex....




Cherokee...:whee:

[tiger50]

I am never horny...and dont indulge in any sort of kinky sex....




Cherokee...:whee:

yeh, an i gave up wankin this mornin.... :D

[spare_change]

I was playing Torrey Pines the other day -- just a practice round with Tiger Woods. I told him he could have her, she just wasn't pretty enough for me, and I didn't care how much she begged me.

[aceofspades1114]

I was just offered the lead role in the next big budget porno flick.

I never knew there were big budgets for them,lol

[Barkiss]

I never knew there were big budgets for them,lol

Yeah...normally small budgets for big "packages"...this time it is big budget for small package....go figure ;)

[aceofspades1114]

Yeah...normally small budgets for big "packages"...this time it is big budget for small package....go figure ;)


lucky you, lol

[speed_raycer]

I have three testicles*


*Big Fat Greek Wedding

[Trev]

I have never meet anyone from this site.

[majorfun]

I was at the bar and Pamela Anderson asked me if I would like to join her and Kid.. I said no because I was to busy

[Barkiss]

I was at the bar and Pamela Anderson asked me if I would like to join her and Kid.. I said no because I was to busy

That wasn't Kid Rock...that was me...;)

[cherokeered]

I cheat on my taxes

[Trev]

I report everything on my taxes.

[majorfun]

I work for the IRS..No really

[cherokeered]

I don't masturbate....




Cherokee...nope, not me....lol

[tiger50]

I don't masturbate....




Cherokee...nope, not me....lol


:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
neither do i...

[haggisbasher]

i did not stay up late drinking....oh, i most certainly did not have ... a chit - 3 packets of crips... OoOooO ... & yeah,... i may also have had a cigar in the house .... and where;s the cat ?! did i ?!!?

[OICurready4me]

Yeah, it was nothing, but I once wrestled an alligator and won, at the same time drinking a margherita.

[fly]

I'm 6 feet tall..........
and a DD..........

[OICurready4me]

I'm 6 feet tall..........
and a DD..........



Wow, you one big momma!

[spare_change]

I believe Aviation.

[OICurready4me]

I once was in a porno with Jenna jameson and she said I was the best she ever had!

[fly]

:kk thanks spare..........
I like to ride bareback too.......that one ISN'T a lie!

I believe Aviation.

[spare_change]

:kk thanks spare..........
I like to ride bareback too.......that one ISN'T a lie!


Yours or the horse's??

[fly]

what do you prefer??????

[OICurready4me]

what do you prefer??????


I think you know..... (by the way, your PM box is full)

[fly]

opps.......thanks



I think you know..... (by the way, your PM box is full)

[Dmy]

Im not easy! ;)

[fly]

that's what I love about you Dreamy!!!!!!!

Im not easy! ;)

[Dmy]

I've never wanted to flirt with you Avi! ;)

[pixiegirl]

I'm wide awake and raring to go :whee:

[fly]

Never????? I"m so sad.........:cry:
I've NEVER dreamed of a hunky man called "dreamy"..........
I've never wanted to flirt with you Avi! ;)

[Dmy]

Never????? I"m so sad.........:cry:
I've NEVER dreamed of a hunky man called "dreamy"..........




I didnt miss you at all! ;)

[fly]

Your Avatar looks NOTHING like my first love.............I didnt miss you at all! ;)

[Dmy]

Avi....wish you where farther away! ;) :knuddel:

[fly]

Than Alaska????so....Russia maybe?? I wish you were here right now.....keeping me warm.........oh wait.....this is that lying thread right????ok......go away dreamy.........quit buggin me!!!!!!!!:D Avi....wish you where farther away! ;) :knuddel:

[Dmy]

OK Avi....I promise NOT to bug you anymore or flirt with you and I expect the same from you too! ................;)

[fly]

you have my word........and I ALWAYS keep my word......:D

no....really........I do........

OK Avi....I promise NOT to bug you anymore or flirt with you and I expect the same from you too! ................;)

[MIGHTY]

I am an upstanding, happily married woman who would not dare flirt and who doesn't have a naughty bone in my body....

[Willy S]

I believe you

[Annie]

I'm in the mood for a game of Naked Dodge Ball!

[OICurready4me]

I not only enjoy not having sex with my wife but love it.!

[OICurready4me]

you have my word........and I ALWAYS keep my word......:D

no....really........I do........


Yeah, you're right, you are such a conniving, little devil, who does nothing but Lie, Lie and Lie!

[OICurready4me]

I am an upstanding, happily married woman who would not dare flirt and who doesn't have a naughty bone in my body....


I too an a happily married man who is married to a woman that is a nymphomaniac. All she wants to do is screw and I can't take it any more!

[Sandy]

i hate flirting

[OICurready4me]

I'm going to become a monk!

[MIGHTY]

I would never dream of touching myself in such a manner!!

[OICurready4me]

I would never dream of touching myself in such a manner!!



I would never ever think of picking Mighty up in my arms and having my way with her. The thought is apalling!

[MIGHTY]

I would never ever think of picking Mighty up in my arms and having my way with her. The thought is apalling!

I think OIC will never be ready for me!!

[christinalee]

Yeah, it was nothing, but I once wrestled an alligator and won, at the same time drinking a margherita.

Yes, but did you spill the margherita?
I once taimed lions in a circus act.

[OICurready4me]

I think OIC will never be ready for me!!


Never say never but I can only assume that you would be ready to take charge

[OICurready4me]

Yes, but did you spill the margherita?
I once taimed lions in a circus act.


Imagine that I didn't. I would be more than willing to be tamed by you!

[sirman1]

I hate having sex with a woman, I want to make love to her.

[christinalee]

Imagine that I didn't. I would be more than willing to be tamed by you!
I'm not sure you can be tamed!!! (but I can try)

[Outta]

I'm not sure you can be tamed!!! (but I can try)
Christy Lee, Christy Lee. Christy Lee Christy Leeeeeee

You're sure a welcum addition around here. Got some sass in that ass. We like it.

[G...G]

I've done alot of house work this weekend.

[cherokeered]

My bra size is a 32A

[yachts1957]

Yes hun, I will be away for a few days on business in the Florida. :sex

[cherokeered]

I have no imagination

[musicmer]

I am tired of all these women on here

[Zpanther]

I don't know why I bother cumming here. I never have trouble leaving.....

[Lena]

I believe you ZP!!!! I have the same feeling too!!

[cherokeered]

I am not opinionated............




Cherokee.............:D

[likesbuttons]

i'm never wrong when it comes to arguments at home....

[cherokeered]

I dont enjoy being alone..........

[kjguy43]

I have not missed this place and all my sexy friends!

[rainbowhigh]

I am tired of all these women on here

I'm tired of you, too..... :kk

[christinalee]

I have a wonderful internet connection!!!

[Barkiss]

I can't wait to go to work tomorrow!!

[OICurready4me]

I'm not sure you can be tamed!!! (but I can try)



Christina tamed me with whips and a chair!

[CuriousGeorge]

4 adults should be able to easily handle a room full of 40 kids. If that is too difficult, just split them up and let each adult take care of 10 kids. No problem.:55

[rainbowhigh]

4 adults should be able to easily handle a room full of 40 kids. If that is too difficult, just split them up and let each adult take care of 10 kids. No problem.:55



I TOTALLY AGREE... ALL KIDS ARE PERFECT AND ARE NEVER ANY TROUBLE AT ALL. THEY'RE HELPFUL, KIND, AND CONSIDERATE ALL THE TIME. AND THEY NEVER TALK BACK OR WHINE!!!


Sorry, y'all. Just had to get that off my chest.... :whee:

[G...G]

I'm moving to Atlanta!!

[Barkiss]

I'm moving to Atlanta!!

That is so wild!!! I just bought an apartment building in Atlanta!!!

[G...G]

I heard!!!

That is so wild!!! I just bought an apartment building in Atlanta!!!

[Barkiss]

I heard!!!

Well...don't believe everything you hear...and that ain't no lie....;)

[G...G]

Soooooo..... Can I bring the kids or do I have to leave them? :lmao

Well...don't believe everything you hear...and that ain't no lie....;)

[Barkiss]

Soooooo..... Can I bring the kids or do I have to leave them? :lmao

You can bring the kids...just know I'm installing cameras in every apartment to enhance my stalking techniques!!!

[G...G]

I would expect nothing more from you!! :55

You can bring the kids...just know I'm installing cameras in every apartment to enhance my stalking techniques!!!

[cherokeered]

I am the world record holder for ostrich wrestling..........

[G...G]

I have huge boobs!!!

[spare_change]

I have huge boobs!!!


I don't care!

[cherokeered]

I dont shave my underarms.......

[Barkiss]

I body wax my entire body monthly.

[spare_change]

I body wax my entire body monthly.

Every two weeks, huh???




My Maseratti is red.

[Barkiss]

Hey...I have a black one!!

[spare_change]

Hey...I have a black one!!


Transplant??

Ohhhh---a Maseratti!!! Sorry.



Mine wears a 74 Dodge Duster mask!!

[cherokeered]

I have a pet Elephant named Tiny Tim

[G...G]

Stop lying......... I did that for ya!! :D

I body wax my entire body monthly.

[Barkiss]

Transplant??

Ohhhh---a Maseratti!!! Sorry.



Mine wears a 74 Dodge Duster mask!!

Oh no...I was talking about the transplant...I needed more length...

[Barkiss]

Stop lying......... I did that for ya!! :D

It was the monthly part I was lying about!!! It's more like every 3 weeks...

[spare_change]

Oh no...I was talking about the transplant...I needed more length...


I'm glad it worked -- I had plenty to spare. (Sure glad this is the Lie Thread).

[Barkiss]

I'm glad it worked -- I had plenty to spare. (Sure glad this is the Lie Thread).

Yeah...with my add-on and your subtraction...we qualify for a true heterosexual marriage now! ;)

[G...G]

I'm sooooooooo not worried about Barkiss and Spare!!

[spare_change]

Yeah...with my add-on and your subtraction...we qualify for a true heterosexual marriage now! ;)


Is that a proposal?




(You think YOU'RE worried???? Oughta be me!!)

[Barkiss]

Yes...it is now known...I'm madly, insanely in love with Spare!!!



(thank God this is the lie thread!!!) ;)

[Zpanther]

Yes...it is now known...I'm madly, insanely in love with Spare!!!



(thank God this is the lie thread!!!) ;)

I think you two are a really good match....... poor Jazzy....


(yes this IS the lie thread)

[Barkiss]

Oh hell...I'm dumping Spare...ZP is here! ;)

[Zpanther]

Oh hell...I'm dumping Spare...ZP is here! ;)

Damn.... and I was thinking of seducing Cotties.....

[spare_change]

I'm feeling rejected here.

[yaser]

Yes...it is now known...I'm madly, insanely in love with Spare!!!



(thank God this is the lie thread!!!) ;)
Be careful he may be mistaken..

[yaser]

I have a pet Elephant named Tiny Tim




I thought that you did not have a pet tiger.

[yaser]

I don't wish to flirt with Avi.I am not intersted in her...

[OICurready4me]

I don't like tallking to Avi, she's a boring, unadventurous ugly lady

[fly]

:kk Yeah, that IS a lie........!!!!! This guy is as dumb as a load of bricks........:D

I don't wish to flirt with Avi.I am not intersted in her...

[fly]

UGLY???????? watch it DR!!!! Ready is ready to move to Alaska and learn the art of gutting a fish!



I don't like tallking to Avi, she's a boring, unadventurous ugly lady

[GeekMaster]

Aviation sheds a very bad light on women from Alaska. She is not a bit interesting or intriguing.








And I don't remotely want to drag her under the bleachers and have my way with her.

[cherokeered]

I don't get annoyed when people think this is a pick-up site..........

[yaser]

:kk Yeah, that IS a lie........!!!!! This guy is as dumb as a load of bricks........:D
Avi is as cold as Alaskan weather in winter..I am frozen :kk when I see her avatar.

[fly]

Bleachers?????? Wouldn't my igloo be more comfortable? Aviation sheds a very bad light on women from Alaska. She is not a bit interesting or intriguing.








And I don't remotely want to drag her under the bleachers and have my way with her.

[OICurready4me]

UGLY???????? watch it DR!!!! Ready is ready to move to Alaska and learn the art of gutting a fish!


I am lieing my dear. To move to Alaska to be with you would be a dream. You would have so much to teach me (and I could teach you).

[spare_change]

Bleachers?????? Wouldn't my igloo be more comfortable?

That reminds me --- when I returned from 5 years in Alaska, there was a welcoming home party. I had two people ask me what language they spoke in Alaska!!

[OICurready4me]

Avi is as cold as Alaskan weather in winter..I am frozen :kk when I see her avatar.


So, Avi sounds like you, me and Yaser could have threesome, yes?

[fly]

Is this a lie??????? You wouldn't believe the retarded questions I've been asked about life in Alaska.....about my igloo and my dogsleds...etc.....

that is no lie!!!!
That reminds me --- when I returned from 5 years in Alaska, there was a welcoming home party. I had two people ask me what language they spoke in Alaska!!

[spare_change]

Is this a lie??????? You wouldn't believe the retarded questions I've been asked about life in Alaska.....about my igloo and my dogsleds...etc.....

that is no lie!!!!

I swear that is true -- and, yes, I was asked about my igloo, and my dogsled, too (course, I had done some dogsledding, so i had answer for that one).

I guess ignorance is not confined to the ignorant.

[OICurready4me]

Avi would love to have a threesome with me and yaser! :D (lying of course)

[spare_change]

Hannibal called me -- he's looking for a map of the Alps..... something about his circus elephants.

[fly]

yes.......Avi always loves to have threesome's with hot studly men like yourselves........



Avi would love to have a threesome with me and yaser! :D (lying of course)

[GeekMaster]

Avi is very good at lying.

[tiger50]

i dont wank..
wait i do wank

oh shittttt:sc

[yaser]

Avi would love to have a threesome with me and yaser! :D (lying of course)
Yes I desire to do so..because I don't like Avi..And I never wanted to be with here alone.

[OICurready4me]

Yes I desire to do so..because I don't like Avi..And I never wanted to be with here alone.


Now we're talking Yaser. What about it Avi, you game?

[fly]

I hate men......especially really hunky ones......especially when the fill up my PM box......and tell me how beautiful I am......I really hate that!



Yes I desire to do so..because I don't like Avi..And I never wanted to be with here alone.

[yaser]

Avi is not popular among the men here.No one wants to sleep with her.Me either.

[OICurready4me]

Avi is not popular among the men here.No one wants to sleep with her.Me either.


I feel the same way, Yaser. Looks like the threesome is out.

[yaser]

Now we're talking Yaser. What about it Avi, you game?
Avi is not my favorite...I hate her..You play with her alone.

[OICurready4me]

Avi is not my favorite...I hate her..You play with her alone.


Not a problem here. I will follow your orders, my friend.

[yaser]

I hate men......especially really hunky ones......especially when the fill up my PM box......and tell me how beautiful I am......I really hate that!
I have never sne you PMs and told you you are wonderful..You are not od the wonders of Earth..I hate a lady like you..Hate hate hate.. :knuddel:

[OICurready4me]

I hate men......especially really hunky ones......especially when the fill up my PM box......and tell me how beautiful I am......I really hate that!


I'm sure it is a brutal cross to bear, but if anybody can do it, you can.

[yaser]

Not a problem here. I will follow your orders, my friend.
Don't follow my orders...

[christinalee]

Christina tamed me with whips and a chair!It only took 6 and 1/2 hours!!!

[p.J]

I am quiet and reserved....

[Outta]

I hate men......especially really hunky ones......especially when the fill up my PM box......and tell me how beautiful I am......I really hate that!
To Avi:

If you make love to me, I promise to rescue you and all your children from the duldrum of Alaska and buy you a lavish palace on the French Riviera and surround you with servants and riches beyond your imagination.

[christinalee]

I am quiet and reserved....
me to Jen maybe we should start knitting circle...

[OICurready4me]

It only took 6 and 1/2 hours!!!


And boy did I hate it!

[OICurready4me]

I have no desire to look at Mighty's gorgeous ass anymore. Just the site of it makes me ill.

[p.J]

me to Jen maybe we should start knitting circle...

Yes I love knitting... and have made numerous items of clothing as a result!

[Outta]

Can you girls knit me a re-usable condom?

[p.J]

Can you girls knit me a re-usable condom?

um! I can knit you a willy warmer if you like?

[Outta]

I'll take it! Size 10 please. Or should I send you a template?

[p.J]

I'll take it! Size 10 please. Or should I send you a template?

Nah... just show me... I have a photographic memory! :D

[Outta]

Pornographic memory you say?

[p.J]

Pornographic memory you say?

Not in the least!!

[OICurready4me]

So you girls are taking orders for cock socks? Make mine in pink, I have an idea...

[p.J]

So you girls are taking orders for cock socks? Make mine in pink, I have an idea...

camouflage?

[OICurready4me]

camouflage? That would work too, that way you won't see me cummin

[p.J]

That would work too, that way you won't see me cummin

sure feel it though eh? ;)