Tell Me A Lie!

[italian_princess0420]

yep i've been training him for you. :sex :lmao :vs:

hummmm is that a good thing or bad?

[Sandy]

i'm driving a brand new lincon navigator.

[italian_princess0420]

jess and i really dont hate each other...we are just keepin it on the down low cause we are a couple....shhhhhhhhh

[italian_princess0420]

i'm driving a brand new lincon navigator.

oh yeah...thats definately a lie...lmao:lmao

[italian_princess0420]

roaches are my friends

[Sandy]

ssssssssshhhhhhhhh, that the name of he thread, heres your sign. :lmao

[italian_princess0420]

those arnt really teddys puppies...shyanne cheated

[italian_princess0420]

all those times ryan and i fucked...well it all paid off...we are having twins

[Sandy]

lisa has the hots for shane. :lmao

[italian_princess0420]

lisa has the hots for shane. :lmao


OH NO U DIDNT:lmao

[Sandy]

:lmao :na

[italian_princess0420]

ok i confess...i love shane, i loved him since the day i saw him...i have pics of him, and i see him in my dreams...





SHANE will u marry me?:D

[Sandy]

he said no, he wants to marry ryan. :D










ok i confess...i love shane, i loved him since the day i saw him...i have pics of him, and i see him in my dreams...





SHANE will u marry me?:D

[italian_princess0420]

OMFG...:lmao


ryan said " i love u to baby".....no joke

[Sandy]

i have the hots for cotties.

[italian_princess0420]

My name is Alice, Im 57 years old. I dont have a husband, because they think Im too fat. Im 230 pounds, I sit on the sofa and watch E.R. while eating a gallon of ice cream. I come on this site, because its my other life. Here I can be who I want to be. Here I can be a 115 pound, 20 year old girl with a hot boyfriend, thats skinny as hell. I have no kids because I could never get laid back in high school. I drink because it clams me down of depression, and my rent is months past due. I hade myself from the world, thats why I come on here, because you will never see me in real life. Those pictures in the gallery are of my next door neighbor and her boyfriend.They have a happy life. I wish I was her. I had to make you all believe that it was really me. I guess the truth had to come out sometime. :cry:

[Zifnab]

I love Sandy cause she says the smartest things!

[Sandy]

i love zif cause he thinks hes so smart. :D

[Jy]

I love American Idol and I'm watching it right now!!!

[Sandy]

i love blue grass.

[tiger50]

i love blue grass.

i love tiger gr ass...

[Zifnab]

I was so happy to hear tiger and Sandy are having an affair!

[Cotties]

It should have read "I have the hots for Cotties and Bonzz knows"

You know where to send your application form.....Is this you?i have the hots for cotties.

[tiger50]

cotties is not a wanker..

[Trev]

Tiger's ass was hot.

[Zifnab]

Sanity and respectful consideration as well as proper good clean conversations and politically correct topics are what make this place worth coming to visit And we are all so proper! I for one do NOT miss the bawdy, dirty minded foul sexually explicit conversations! I would much rather talk about what you had for dinner then I would about how certain women like to be licked in a certain direction only!
Thanks for keeping this place so clean!!!

[spare_change]

Sanity and respectful consideration as well as proper good clean conversations and politically correct topics are what make this place worth coming to visit And we are all so proper! I for one do NOT miss the bawdy, dirty minded foul sexually explicit conversations! I would much rather talk about what you had for dinner then I would about how certain women like to be licked in a certain direction only!
Thanks for keeping this place so clean!!!

It is always our goal to ensure that no bounds are stretched, no minds expanded, no new or radical concepts discussed --- but rather, to sit here, typing inanities, while the only expansion going on is in our ass.

[Jy]

But I so-o look forward to hearing members say hello twenty times a day!!

[spare_change]

But I so-o look forward to hearing members say hello twenty times a day!!

---- which is infinitely more interesting than knowing what you last put in your mouth!

[Zifnab]

---- which is infinitely more interesting than knowing what last put in your mouth!And I just love the fact that we can all know what each other are having for dinner too!

[Sandy]

i hate zifs avatar. :D

[Jy]

But that's not nearly as interesting as knowing what you're wearing! Especially if it's jeans and t-shirt!! Baby!!

[Jy]

Sure beats looking at his ugly mug all the time!!i hate zifs avatar. :D

[Sandy]

and i love knowing what everybodys listening to all day long.

[spare_change]

You elitist!

[Jy]

Prude!!You elitist!

[spare_change]

Prude!!

That's PRUNE, dear --- I just help the shit flow.

[Sandy]

i love soap operas.

[sex_kitten_4u]

i hate chineese and indian foor and i really hate oral sex or sex of any discription

[Zifnab]

Sure beats looking at his ugly mug all the time!!well you are a fine one to talk about ugly now aren't you! I would hate to look into your bloodshot old eyes all day I'll tell you that!

[Zpanther]

I wish we all looked and thought alike. It would be so much more fun and exciting!

[Barkiss]

I really, really like all the male avatars....make me feel more secure in my own appearance.

[Zpanther]

I wish Beaver would just be cute and cuddly and pay me nothing but compliments. ;)

[Zifnab]

I wish the world had more selfish and inconsiderate people in it!

[Zpanther]

Damn! .......... and I was hoping my avatar would do something for ya Barksy.

[Barkiss]

Damn! .......... and I was hoping my avatar would do something for ya Barksy.

Since this is a lying thread...I can honestly say it makes me very hot!!!

[Zpanther]

I knew I was your favorite.

[Zpanther]

I wanted to win the reputation contest. :cry:

[Zifnab]

I really care about the rep contest because it is a direct measure of my worth. I have to win or I will have no purpose in life!

[Zpanther]

I think women ought to know their place and just keep quiet when there's a man in the house.

[Barkiss]

I think all women do know their place when I am around.

[Zpanther]

I prefer to spend my time with people who are afraid to say what they think...... unless of course it's what I think.

[Dre]

I hate Lena, georgiacountrygirl, jazzy, sweetone214 and about every woman here! They all Suck!

[Zifnab]

I am in complete control of my environment at ALL times!!

[Zpanther]

I hate Lena, georgiacountrygirl, jazzy, sweetone214 and about every woman here! They all Suck!

I totally agree Chdrake........ and Penny most of all!

[Dre]

:D This site should be called Married studs who you women should be honored to flirt with!

[Zpanther]

Ya know? Life just sucks! Nothing ever seems to go right for me.

....... and the funny thing is, none of it is my own fault.

[G...G]

I love being at work and staying busy all day

[Dre]

I hate being off work and wasting my time in here waiting for a georgia woman to come online!

[G...G]

I would never leave a guy waiting...

[Barkiss]

I always wait patiently for ladies purposely making me wait...

[Norfolkdave]

Heh heh heh I always tell the truth

[Barkiss]

I think ZP is my soulmate.

[Norfolkdave]

I love Barkiss heh heh heh darling

[G...G]

I would rather work all day than catch up on the post here.

[Zpanther]

I think ZP is my soulmate.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA........ I always figured if I was fortunate enough to find my soulmate that it would end up being a damn dog........ ;)

[Norfolkdave]

I have won a million pounds on the lottery

[Zpanther]

I have won a million pounds on the lottery

I don't want any of it!

[Dre]

I love winter, let it snow let it snow let it snow! I wish it could be winter all year long!!

[Norfolkdave]

I don't want any of it!

Not even a pound....= $1.80cents:D

[Norfolkdave]

Picking out another bentley to go with the first one

[Zpanther]

I'd prefer my partner to just lay there and let me have my way with her, expressing no interest or emotion.

[Norfolkdave]

Id love to take the piss out of our PM on live Television

[G...G]

I hate this site so much!!

[Trev]

Georgia is not going to give me a lap dance again.

[Barkiss]

Penny doesn't want you all to know this, but we made mad passionate love last night.

[Norfolkdave]

Oh man tell us more in fine detail, if not here the mens room

[Zpanther]

Peaches doesn't want YOU to know this but she said she's decided she DOES like big cats better than small dogs......... heh heh.

[Barkiss]

Peaches doesn't want YOU to know this but she said she's decided she DOES like big cats better than small dogs......... heh heh.

That's alright...I lost my craving for peaches.

[sweetgapeach]

Peaches doesn't want YOU to know this but she said she's decided she DOES like big cats better than small dogs......... heh heh.



Damnit !! Shhhhhhhhh !

[sweetgapeach]

That's alright...I lost my craving for peaches.



Then no petting my Dog !!

[Barkiss]

I think Georgia has very sour peaches.

[Norfolkdave]

Barkiss lost the craving for peaches...bloody idiot:lmao

[sweetgapeach]

I hate when my dog humps my leg .

[Barkiss]

I hate when I get peach juices all over my mouth.

[sweetgapeach]

My Dog licks me all over my Body , and I just Hate it !!

[Zpanther]

I get intimidated when I see you two having this much fun.

[sweetgapeach]

Me and Barkiss cyber hourly !!

[Norfolkdave]

My Dog licks me all over my Body , and I just Hate it !!

Grab his nuts next time and watch him howl:lmao

[Barkiss]

And I'm freaking sore...

[Norfolkdave]

Me and Barkiss cyber hourly !!
Oh please let me be a fly on the lens

[sweetgapeach]

I am a Pervert !!

[Norfolkdave]

And I'm freaking sore...

you would be is she grabs your nuts my friend really sore:D

[Barkiss]

I am a Pervert !!


psst...you are suppose to be lying.

[sweetgapeach]

psst...you are suppose to be lying.


Oh Shit fergot


I am Not a pervert

[Barkiss]

I get intimidated when I see you two having this much fun.

I wish you wouldn't interrupt...

[Zpanther]

I promise I won't tease you anymore Barksy.

[sweetgapeach]

I promise I wont tease Barkiss either in every possible way !!

[Sandy]

i have the hots for peachs.

[Zpanther]

I think I would have probably been irrepairably damaged if I had had a knockout woman teacher that wanted to have sex with me when I was fourteen.

[sweetgapeach]

I am sitting here naked

[Norfolkdave]

I wish you wouldn't interrupt...

Why are you spreading your wisdom, heh heh heh

[G...G]

Dave is my next door neighbor

[sweetgapeach]

Dave is my next door neighbor


You know what Girls in Ga suck !!

[Sandy]

woman in alabama are all ladies. :D

[G...G]

Them damn Georgia girls hate this site

[Barkiss]

You know what Girls in Ga suck !!

God I hope so and hope not...you figure out the meaning there! ;)

[Norfolkdave]

Men in britain are animals

[G...G]

I don't like dogs

[Norfolkdave]

Dave is my next door neighbor

I wish:wa:

[sweetgapeach]

Them damn Georgia girls hate this site


You know what I think Ga girls have big mouths and need to shut up !!

[Barkiss]

I'm not really a dog.

[Sandy]

i hate cats. :D

[sweetgapeach]

I'm not really a dog.


Then Stop humping my leg Baby !

[Norfolkdave]

Im a animal

[Sandy]

i have the hots for barkiss. :D

[Barkiss]

SweetGaPeach never writes me any PM's.

[G...G]

Georgia girls never talk enough!!!! LOL

[sweetgapeach]

I stalk Barkiss

[Norfolkdave]

I dream of sweetgapeach

[G...G]

I'm not drinking a beer

[Barkiss]

I stalk Barkiss

Damn...already told you once...this is a lying thread.

[Sandy]

i hate bonzzzz:D

[Norfolkdave]

I always hot

[Sandy]

i hate zpanthers avatar.

[sweetgapeach]

I am hot if I havent told you guys. And I am one of the most paid top models for Playboy , I will be in the April issue

[sweetgapeach]

i hate zpanthers avatar.


I hate it too , it really is a disgusting looking Man . I hate the 6 pack on him !

[G...G]

I was supposed to be in playboy but Peach took it from me, damn it

[Sandy]

i'm on the cover of playbot now. :D

[G...G]

I cum out in the May Edition

[sweetgapeach]

I was supposed to be in playboy but Peach took it from me, damn it

should have stayed away from my Tim !!:spbx:

[G...G]

Tim is here now and he said hey

[Norfolkdave]

I cum out in the May Edition

cum out with me into the june edition:D

[Barkiss]

Great...well Faith is here and told me to tell you to tell Tim hey.

[Zpanther]

My Dick is 14 inches long and 6 inches thick........

[G...G]

Tim said he likes GA girls and NOT Faith

[G...G]

I don't like a man with a good tan

[sweetgapeach]

I am sitting on Matthews lap right now , so whatever

[Zpanther]

i hate cats. :D

I have no use for women who don't like to play with Big Cats.

[Barkiss]

My Dick is 14 inches long and 6 inches thick........

Damn...that got me excited....

[sweetgapeach]

My Dick is 14 inches long and 6 inches thick........


Damn you a Horse , thats scarey !!

[G...G]

I don't like horses either

[Zpanther]

Yeah..... women just hate it!

[G...G]

I don't like Z's avatar!!!

[Barkiss]

Girls from Mississippi are better looking than girls from Georgia.

[Zpanther]

I'd rather run the gauntlet than eat pussy.

[Dre]

Good I am an albino!



I don't like a man with a good tan

[G...G]

I sold my vibrator on ebay

[Barkiss]

I sold my vibrator on ebay

I bought it.

[G...G]

I want it back

[Barkiss]

I want it back

It'll cost you triple...

[Zpanther]

I don't like Z's avatar!!!

That's a pretty poor excuse for an ass in your avatar GeorgiaGirl.

[G...G]

I don't like cowboys

[Zpanther]

I'd rather ride a horse than a cowgirl.

[Dre]

I stole it from the ups truck when it was on its way to bk!



I want it back

[Dre]

Yeah she looks nothing like that, It doesnt show her 3rd arm!



That's a pretty poor excuse for an ass in your avatar GeorgiaGirl.

[G...G]

I don't ever plan to go to Indiana

[Zpanther]

I don't ever plan to go to Indiana

and I would never agree to meet you there.

[Dre]

I dont know where Georgia is? Is that in Africa?



I don't ever plan to go to Indiana

[Zpanther]

Mainly 'cause Drake sorta looks like a hitman in those dark glasses and I don't think he would share.

[Dre]

I am a hitman, I do share but then I would have to kill you then!



Mainly 'cause Drake sorta looks like a hitman in those dark glasses and I don't think he would share.

[Zpanther]

I like Georgia girls too, but it bothers me that they all speak Russian.

[Zifnab]

I would NEVER hijack a thread.

[Dre]

Yeah I know what you mean, and all they talk about from the best I can understand is being on a shot put team? Makes me believe they grow them large in Georgia!



I like Georgia girls too, but it bothers me that they all speak Russian.

[Zpanther]

You would absolutely hate hanging around the Black Sea having to look at all those ripe Georgia girls!

[G...G]

I hate Georgia girls who drink tequila and lose their clothes

[Barkiss]

Damn..so do I!

[Zifnab]

I think the world needs more mindless advertising to support capitalism!

[G...G]

Zif and I are not addicted to this site at all

[Zifnab]

Zif and I are not addicted to this site at allwe have so many other things to occupy our times we hardly EVER come here!

[G...G]

We really hate coming here but we do it anyway

[Zifnab]

We only do it as a community service project.

[G...G]

Lol........

[Dre]

I do to but I dont think they wear clothes they wear sheets because they are so large?



I hate Georgia girls who drink tequila and lose their clothes

[Zpanther]

I wish all women would be highly offended when we pay them a compliment and hit on them.

[Zifnab]

I am so glad I know what flirting is and am so good at it!

[G...G]

I hate for guys to hit on me

[Zifnab]

I hate it when Georgia hits on me.

[G...G]

I wish Zif would stop grabbing my ass

[Zpanther]

I wish I wasn't getting better lookin' every day. It's really getting to be a nuisance.

[Zifnab]

I wish Zif would stop grabbing my assI wish she would stop asking me to do things with her ass.

[G...G]

I wish Z would get off my bed so I could make it up

[Zifnab]

I wish something else was NOT waking up at the thought of that!!

[G...G]

I hate when Zif comes over and skinny dips in my pool and pisses in it

[Zpanther]

I just hate laying here in Georgiagirl's bed having to be tortured with the sight of her wearing only a towel around her head.

[Zifnab]

I hate fart jokes! and farting in Georgias pool too!

[G...G]

I just LOVE when Zif farts in my pool... I wish he would do it more often

[Zifnab]

I just LOVE when Zif farts in my pool... I wish he would do it more oftenI wish she would stop laughing and calling it a bubble bath!

[tiger50]

zif az a big dick :lmao

[G...G]

Tiger and Zif are not queer..LOL LOL LOL

[Zpanther]

I just hate it when girls talk dirty.

[Sandy]

i love looking at tigers arse.

[G...G]

I love when I get pms or emails from guys who want to cyber

[Sandy]

i hate flirting.

[Zpanther]

MWM scares me with those leather boots and panties........ and that crop.

[Sandy]

all the better to catch a cowboy. :D

[Dre]

I hate woman, who think they are sexy!

[Zpanther]

I love when I get pms or emails from guys who want to cyber

Damn I was just about to push the button here to ask ya to do that too. :(

[G...G]

I hate men with sexy eyes

[Sandy]

i hate men with sexy bodys.

[Waltert]

zif az a big dick :lmao

And when were you checking it out?

[Zpanther]

I hate men with sexy eyes

;) That's why I keep my hat over mine.

[G...G]

I am not going out and being bad tonight

[Zpanther]

I am not going out and being bad tonight

....... and I'm not going to imagine what you have in mind.

[G...G]

AND I will tell ya'll all about it tomorrow.........HA HA

[Sandy]

i love when people brag.

[G...G]

Sandy's going out with me tonight and we are not looking at any hot men

[Sandy]

i'll be dressed very conservraltly.

[sweetgapeach]

The Flirting thats going on in this thread , sickens me !! I think it should be closed !

[Zpanther]

i'll be dressed very conservraltly.

I may not recognize you when I get there.

[Sandy]

you can always help me change. :D














I may not recognize you when I get there.

[Zpanther]

you can always help me change. :D

I'd have absolutely NO interest in doing THAT. :lf

[Sandy]

well ga can help me then. :D

[Eric69]

i am not wishing that i was going out with georgia tonight

[Eric69]

i would never go down on on georgia

[Sandy]

i hate going out to party.

[Eric69]

i would never throw sandy down and ravage her

[Dre]

Who would want to with that third eye and all!



i would never throw sandy down and ravage her

[Sandy]

i love for a man to wear pj's.

[Dre]

I hate women who wear lingerie! Especially the see through kind! Yuck!

[Sandy]

i hate sex

[Sunfiresix]

i can't stand to see a naked woman walk into the room.

[Dre]

I cant stand to watch women strip!

[cuddles]

i just cant stand to see a man stripe oooh lord hold me back:D :lmao

[Dre]

I hate to have women come into my bedroom all dressed up and strip down and climb in bed! That makes me sick thinking about it!

[cuddles]

I hate to have women come into my bedroom all dressed up and strip down and climb in bed! That makes me sick thinking about it! i hate a man that comes into my bedroom and i have to take his clothes off and put warm oil all over him;)

[Zpanther]

Every morning I wake up and think to myself, "Another great day to be harrassed by telemarketers!"

[Cotties]

Saying that doesn't make you an ingrateMy hubbys wiener is so big its scary

[Dre]

I hate having warm oil put on me, it really turns me off!



i hate a man that comes into my bedroom and i have to take his clothes off and put warm oil all over him;)

[Jy]

It drives me nuts when I log on and see all the biggest losers here!! What a bunch of miserable people!!

[Cotties]

20 pages in two days.. I had no idea people here could be full of so much bullshit.

It was about time that Spare fella pulled his finger out.

[Dre]

I hate Women who are in good shape!

[Jy]

I hate men who are charming and delightful! Sheesh!! Get a life!

[G...G]

I went out tonight and had a great time......

[Rainmaker]

I wish we all looked and thought alike. It would be so much more fun and exciting!

i just hate ZP s avatar.. he should change it now....












u do and ill cry.. i mean that:D

[G...G]

I wish all my girlfriends werent such party animals

[Sandy]

next time we'll stay out alnight.

[G...G]

I haven't had anything to drink tonight

[Sandy]

i hate drinking

[G...G]

Drinking makes me sad..LOL

[Sandy]

i hate dancing

[G...G]

I hate flirting in bars with fine ass men

[Sandy]

i like young men.

[G...G]

I hate going in bars and getting a buzz!!! It really sux

[Sunfiresix]

I am staying up all night and buggin you guys.

[G...G]

I will not stay up with you.....

[Sandy]

me either i'm going to bed now.

[Rainmaker]

i want to go to bed alone tonight

[G...G]

I love going to bed and not having anyone to snuggle with

[Sandy]

i'm snuggling with zpanther. :D