Tell Me A Lie!

[Milk]

Dreamy isn't dreamy at all.

[Dmy]

I suck at sex!

[Milk]

mens hairy butts are cute.

[Dmy]

There are no perfect boobs that I've seen here!

[thickitalian]

Giving oral to a woman for an entire hour without coming up for air is totally disgusting!

[pointofnoreturn]

Getting oral from a man for an entire hour without coming up for air is disgusting...An hour huh???

[rainbowhigh]

I'm really looking forward to going to the ballfield and watching my daughter's team practice.... (But they're only little once, right?)

[pointofnoreturn]

I'm really looking forward to going to the ballfield and watching my daughter's team practice.... (But they're only little once, right?)ACtually if anyones Dad is there, you can watch them also.....:)

[rainbowhigh]

I can promise you point, that there are NO dads that I am interested in looking at. (Not lieing either.) There just isn't the attraction there... But it's not a bad idea...

ACtually if anyones Dad is there, you can watch them also.....:)

[Milk]

i've had too much sex today

[romanceman71]

I got a penis implant

[flamengo130]

the sunrise this morning was terrible

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm so sick and tired of post here!

[cherokeered]

I am not sore right now....

[Dmy]

I never have any fun or release here!

[pointofnoreturn]

I don't want to ever have sex again.....

[Milk]

I wouldn't even know how to begin masturbating.

[fly]

I wouldn't even know how to begin masturbating.

These boobs are NOT mine.............
I stole 'em off the babysitter last Tuesday!!!

[Milk]

I got breast implants. DD simply wasn't big enough.

[Pebbles]

The men on the local fire brigade are so ulgy. :D :D

[tiger50]

my wife dusnt use me....

[tiger50]

i am not placed on earth to support her lifestyle

[thickitalian]

M&F shows all the love and happiness with everyone's spouse

[MCat]

M&F shows all the love and happiness with everyone's spouse

I bet if your spouse was here someone would be glad to show her a little love ;)

[tiger50]

no way i'm gunna move outa here.....

[Pebbles]

I bet if your spouse was here someone would be glad to show her a little love ;)

Wonder if I could get my hubby here? He could use a wakening of his spirit!! :D :D

Dam..this is the lie thread! Not telling a lie about my hubby. He could use a awakening of the sexual kind!!! And thats no lie!!

[fire11614]

I hate it when I get a hard on

[UltimateNaneki]

I hate fucking a hard man!

[fire11614]

I hate a horney woman

[yaser]

I wish I had a bigger dick..

[fire11614]

blow jobs are overrated

[yaser]

Suz has got small boobs..and she never likes them.

[confusedman]

I really hate this place, and everyone who comes here!

[fire11614]

i wish i didnt join up

[Dmy]

I can cum only once then Im done!

[thickitalian]

I really love looking at Confused man's eyes in his avitar and thinking they are a gal's at first....OY! sorry CM no refelction on you at all....I've seen so many gals do that that my mind just goes there....it's a cool shot...

[confusedman]

thanks thick...I think...

[thickitalian]

thanks thick...I think...

It was all good CM...I only get bad when someone is bad to me...and it just may happen here with a certain someone one day... LOL!

If you ever meet up with that other confused fellow...let me know...that's too funny.

[confusedman]

he's too confused to find me, thick! Glad all is well

[Butterfly_13]

I am not frusturated!!!

[Dmy]

I have sex Way to much!

[fire11614]

i never get horney

[upstr84u]

my whinnie the pooh boxers are lost

[fire11614]

women should always wear a bra

[RedHotPisces]

no, those are the ones you sent me...:D



my whinnie the pooh boxers are lost

[thickitalian]

Sleeping naked with your lover is so gross...

[cherokeered]

when i wake up in the morning...I burp, fart and scratch my balls....;)

[hoss]

when i wake up in the morning...I burp, fart and scratch my balls....;)

i do that too...oh wait ..thats not a lie ....

[thickitalian]

when i wake up in the morning...I burp, fart and scratch my balls....;)

Red...I like the feminine side of U so much better Love...

[cherokeered]

Red...I like the feminine side of U so much better Love...

so since this is the lie thread.......ummmmmmmmm.....oh........:whee:

[hoss]

i dont want to see Pixie do her magic body tricks with the ping pong balls

[Traxster]

I don't want to see Momma jump up and down for me....

[LilWinky]

I'm thankful that I'm not invisible so I can't sneak into women's locker rooms without them noticing. Just the thought of seeing a bunch of nude women in a group shower getting all lathered up.... it's repulsive!

[thickitalian]

so since this is the lie thread.......ummmmmmmmm.....oh........:whee:

OOPS...your right...uh I mean wrong...uh...geez...forggettabbouddit...:55

[cherokeered]

I don't want to see Momma jump up and down for me....

you're not a perv either.....lol

[Traxster]

you're not a perv either.....lol

And your sweet and innocent!!!!:na

[cherokeered]

i dont want to see Pixie do her magic body tricks with the ping pong balls

so glad ur not sleazy....

[romanceman71]

I starred in a best selling porno

[hoss]

so glad ur not sleazy....

i dont want to get u alone and do the nasty while tieing u to the bed and making your bum bum red ..

[cherokeered]

I have three boobs.............

[Traxster]

I have three boobs.............

I have three hands!!!!!!!!!!!

[romanceman71]

I have three boobs.............
I licked and nibbled all 3 of her boobs

[tiger50]

i have 2 dicks....:sc

[cherokeered]

i have 2 dicks....:sc

I have two mouths.....:blowjob: :blowjob:

[tiger50]

I have two mouths.....:blowjob: :blowjob:

i'm not cummin twice......:whee:

[hoss]

i have 2 dicks....:sc

nah your just a dick period .....:D

[tiger50]

nah your just a dick period .....:D

i aint thankin hoss fa posin shit like that on the lie thread..:D

[hoss]

i aint thankin hoss fa posin shit like that on the lie thread..:D

i aint going to tell Tigger hes worse than a woman at that time of month ...:D

[UltimateNaneki]

I don't like other Canadians on this site!

[yaser]

I don't like other Canadians on this site!
neither do I.

[UltimateNaneki]

neither do I.


I also hate foreigners!:D

[yaser]

I also hate foreigners!:D
I did not know it..

[romanceman71]

I weigh 900 pounds

[Milk]

sexy men bore me

[yaser]

I don't like milk..I never want to drink milk.

[Milk]

i just hate it when my man gets a hard on

[yaser]

I am not intersted in a woman who hates hard ons

[romanceman71]

I never get hard

[UltimateNaneki]

you would need tubes of lubricate to get me wet!

[yaser]

you would need tubes of lubricate to get me wet!
I believe in what you say..

[PlayfulMale69]

I'm so glad there is not much passion in my marriage

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm so happy I don't have sex anymore!!

[Milk]

i hate flirting. it is so dull.

[yaser]

I never want to suck milk from Milk's nipples into my mouth.

[PlayfulMale69]

I never masturbate anymore

[yaser]

I ma not playing with myself while writing posts to milk.

[romanceman71]

I am married to milk

[PlayfulMale69]

Milk is my sister

[PlayfulMale69]

I'm not tired at all

[PlayfulMale69]

I love conflict and dreading certain people

[Milk]

It really upsets me when men get turned on.

[romanceman71]

I never get turned on at the sight of a woman

[Milk]

I'm going to help breast feed romanceman's twin babies.

[PlayfulMale69]

I can't stand being aroused

[yaser]

I need not to see milk's half naked pic.She is not eager to put some.

[Milk]

I'm relieved that i could only post 3 pictures until i get to a higher membership level.

[PlayfulMale69]

I'm glad I never get sex more than once a month

[yaser]

I don't want to see milk's eyes..I am afraid that they are not full of sex..

[Milk]

i don't think goatees are sexy

[yaser]

I hate lick and suck milk.

[PlayfulMale69]

I hate it when a woman thinks I am sexy

[Milk]

i hate coks that are more than 5" long

[yaser]

i hate coks that are more than 5" long
I have small cock..

[romanceman71]

I lost my cock playing badminton

[Milk]

I never read erotic fiction

[romanceman71]

I never touched a playboy magazine

[Milk]

I never touch my own genitals.

[yaser]

I never want to see milk's genitals..

[spare_change]

I lost my cock playing badminton


Damn -- tough bet !!!

[Pebbles]

I just love the train delays due to "LEAVES ON THE TRACK"!

[yaser]

I just love the train delays due to "LEAVES ON THE TRACK"!
Please look around and get fun..Nature is nice...Human beings are nice. :kk

[Pebbles]

Please look around and get fun..Nature is nice...Human beings are nice. :kk


Hon...I do. Just had two major business meetings this morning and the train was 45 minutes late..getting into London. A very common thing! I am use to it. But still get stressed at how expensive a train ticket is and all the delays...:) :) Nothing new!! I get amused at some of the excuses the trains use to cause delays here! :D

[yaser]

Hon...I do. Just had two major business meetings this morning and the train was 45 minutes late..getting into London. A very common thing! I am use to it. But still get stressed at how expensive a train ticket is and all the delays...:) :) Nothing new!! I get amused at some of the excuses the trains use to cause delays here! :D
Darling use the train before..Or don't magnify the results..

[Pebbles]

Darling use the train before..Or don't magnify the results..

Hon...magnify the results! This is the lie thread! There is no magnification of anything..just a simple statement of something. No big thing!! I could say...I really hate the beautiful weather today!! Its a LIE!! All a LIE! What I like about it. :55 :)

[yaser]

Hon...magnify the results! This is the lie thread! There is no magnification of anything..just a simple statement of something. No big thing!! I could say...I really hate the beautiful weather today!! Its a LIE!! All a LIE! What I like about it. :55 :)
I don't want to make love with you when I see your ass.I don't want to embrace you.

[Pebbles]

I don't want to make love with you when I see your ass.I don't want to embrace you.

Hon...I am not horny!!! :D

[yaser]

Hon...I am not horny!!! :D
I am sure of it..No wet pussy...

[MCat]

I am never wet or horny

[yaser]

I am never wet or horny
Mcat this is truth thread.

[MCat]

Yaser does not want to make love to me in his bed

[thickitalian]

Hon...I do. Just had two major business meetings this morning and the train was 45 minutes late..getting into London. A very common thing! I am use to it. But still get stressed at how expensive a train ticket is and all the delays...:) :) Nothing new!! I get amused at some of the excuses the trains use to cause delays here! :D

Sounds like the LIRR P...Lonf Island Railroad (NY)

[tiger50]

i have nevva teased an electric train wif volts of electrikkity....

[Pebbles]

i have nevva teased an electric train wif volts of electrikkity....


Might be interesting while having sex??? :D :D
Get a real charge out of it!!! :D

[UltimateNaneki]

I just love snow in April...I will go naked and run in the beautiful stuff!

[fire11614]

I wont watch Ultimate run naked in the snow

[UltimateNaneki]

I don't want cyber sex ever again....it does nothing for me!

[fire11614]

I don't want cyber sex ever again....it does nothing for me!

Ultimate always speaks true words

[UltimateNaneki]

I wont watch Ultimate run naked in the snow

Fire really prefers men!:D

[fire11614]

Ultimate is not here for fun

[thickitalian]

I did not stroke last night thinking of Penny's chair jack....naw...and I didn't shoot thru the tissues in my hand either......naw....

[Momma]

LMAO.....:lmao




I just love the train delays due to "LEAVES ON THE TRACK"!

[pointofnoreturn]

My hubby has been gone for three days, and I miss him terribly........

[thickitalian]

My hubby has been gone for three days, and I miss him terribly........

Aw Pointy...us guys would just hate to come over and keep you company tonight....

[Milk]

I love it when men call me several times without asking permission

[thickitalian]

I'm sure the women in here just love when a newbie comes in with an initial post thinking this is a porn site...

[Milk]

i love when my husband snores loudly in my ear

[thickitalian]

I just loved being woken with a slap in the face because my wife couldn't wake me by shaking me...and of course I never left the bed since...

[Milk]

my pussy hates getting attention

[cherokeered]

I am never wet...........:D

[OccassionalFun]

I'd never lick a cute flirt's wet pussy

OF

[Milk]

I don't think Dan1961 is hot.

[G...G]

I didn't have a hard day at work today!!

[Milk]

I am celibate.

[fire11614]

sex is such a turn off

[G...G]

I wouldn't know.. I'm a virgin :55



sex is such a turn off

[MIGHTY]

I don't ever like to play. Most of the men here are very boring.....;)

[fire11614]

no one likes virgins

[G...G]

I lovvvvve peanut butter

[fire11614]

i hate whipped cream

[G...G]

I hate strawberry's and whip cream!!

[fire11614]

i would never eat strawberrys and whip cream off of a ladys body

[OICurready4me]

I prefer women in flannel pajamas and granny panties

[G...G]

I wear granny panties

[fire11614]

i wear granny panties at night

[tiger50]

I wear granny panties

pisses me off to see sis here....:kk

[G...G]

I would never steal my brother's keys!!:D



pisses me off to see sis here....:kk

[Milk]

bad breath is sexy

[yaser]

I don't want Milk breath in me..

[Milk]

i think orgasms are annoying

[romanceman71]

I made Milk shake with a orgasm

[Cotties]

I'm not an angel in disguise

[Milk]

i let Romanceman watch me have that orgasm.

[romanceman71]

Milk is having my baby

[Milk]

We made a cyber baby

[Zpanther]

I'm not an angel in disguise

You fooled me......I was sure you were

[Milk]

Romanceman won't get out of my lap, so his twin baby boys will get a chance to breast feed.

[romanceman71]

Milk supplies have increased to 3rd world countries due to Milk

[Milk]

I think that male "enhancement" products, really work.

[cherokeered]

I am a professional wrestler

[Milk]

I enjoy how condoms taste

[Milk]

I trust men who refuse to share a picture of themselves before you meet them, and keep saying "you won't be disappointed".

[cherokeered]

I trust everyone..........and believe everything I am told....

[Milk]

I always believe men when they tell me how enormous their equipment is, and how many hours they can last.

[cherokeered]

I sit around eating bon-bons all day....

[Milk]

I enjoy watching soap operas

[thickitalian]

Fsanford newbie does not think this is a place for cyber sex...naw....

[digi38]

I sit around eating bon-bons all day....
What is a Bon-Bon anyway? I think it is ice cream of some kind, but I have never had one.

[Milk]

I never eat meat on fridays.

[yaser]

I never drink milk everyday..

[Milk]

I think Yaser hates me.

[yaser]

I have no doubt everyday that I hate you.

[Pebbles]

The British don't drink much milk!! :D

[tiger50]

all brits aren't wankers....:D

[fly]

I am sitting here naked and eating oreos...........mmmm

[spare_change]

I am sitting here naked and eating oreos...........mmmm


Obviously a lie -- we know they are oatmeal raisin cookies!

[fly]

Obviously a lie -- we know they are oatmeal raisin cookies!

Raisins???? ICK.........never!!

[spare_change]

Raisins???? ICK.........never!!


Hey!!! It's the lie thread -- i KNEW they were chocolate chip !!

[Milk]

I eat yogurt using my toes instead of a spoon.

[fly]

Hey!!! It's the lie thread -- i KNEW they were chocolate chip !!

Oh man...............:whee:
(would ya believe I forgot???)

[yaser]

I eat yogurt using my toes instead of a spoon.
Is it delicious? MAy I try too?

[Milk]

Web cam sex is BETTER than real sex.

[yaser]

webcam is not better than not seeing talking at all ...

[tiger50]

i know nothing about webcam sex....

[Pebbles]

Morning telly is so interesting!!

[tiger50]

i watch telly a lot.....

[Pebbles]

i watch telly a lot.....

Tiger...I find your avatar so serious!! :lmao :lmao
Looks like a next door neighbor of mine!! :lmao

[tiger50]

Tiger...I find your avatar so serious!! :lmao :lmao
Looks like a next door neighbor of mine!! :lmao

lol ok, hows this.....:sc

[OICurready4me]

I am sitting here naked and eating oreos...........mmmm


I know your a closet fig newton lover....this must be a lie!

[tiger50]

i didnt wank taday..uhh nah no way......

[fly]

I'm gonna skip work and lay in bed ALL day!!!!!
(yes...........NAKED!)

[Traxster]

I'm not missing my sweetie this week-end at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hoss]

I'm not missing my sweetie this week-end at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shes missing u so much shes crying :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Traxster]

shes missing u so much shes crying :lmao :lmao :lmao



:sc Your in the wrong thread...this isn't the tell the truth thread!!:na

[hoss]

:sc Your in the wrong thread...this isn't the tell the truth thread!!:na

Momma misses Traxster like a open wound festering and oozing puss

[Milk]

I hate having large breasts

[snowflake]

I love this cold weather, and I love that my toes have felt frost bitten all day..... :nu

[Momma]

And you know something??....I'm not missing you at all either !!...what a coincidence !!.....:knuddel:



I'm not missing my sweetie this week-end at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hoss]

And you know something??....I'm not missing you at all either !!...what a coincidence !!.....:knuddel:

how come u never tell me u miss me ....pout ....

any women out there miss me ?...

sulking into the corner now :cry:

[Momma]

LMAO.....and YOU are NOT a trouble maker !!
Love you baby....:knuddel: ....(sorry, that part is NOT a lie)


Momma misses Traxster like a open wound festering and oozing puss

[Momma]

This is tell a LIE thread....so I'll say.....I NEVER miss you when your not here...nope, never......:knuddel:



how come u never tell me u miss me ....pout ....

any women out there miss me ?...

sulking into the corner now :cry:

[hoss]

This is tell a LIE thread....so I'll say.....I NEVER miss you when your not here...nope, never......:knuddel:

i dont love u complelety and and am not devoted to u and u alone ...i cant stand making love to u..i hate saying i love u each and everyday ...u are not my soul mate and can never be the love of my life ..

[Milk]

I think tattoos are hideous on women.

[Momma]

And I absolutely do NOT feel exactally the same way.....:knuddel:



i dont love u complelety and and am not devoted to u and u alone ...i cant stand making love to u..i hate saying i love u each and everyday ...u are not my soul mate and can never be the love of my life ..

[fire11614]

i would never peek up a womans skirt

[Milk]

I never look at the front of mens jeans to admire their equipment.

[fire11614]

i just hate seeing a woman with a fine ass

[Milk]

I hate when i notice a nice looking man checking me out.

[fire11614]

i would never stare at a woman

[Milk]

It really angers me when my date has a hard-on

[fire11614]

a sexy woman never arouses me

[Milk]

I have never touched a mans penis.

[fire11614]

i have never seen a womans vagina

[Milk]

I've never enjoyed a man fingering my pussy

[fire11614]

i have never nibbled a ladies nipple

[Milk]

I hate being kissed after receiving oral sex.

[fire11614]

i have never heard of oral sex

[Milk]

I have never tasted my own cum.

[fire11614]

i never touch myself

[Milk]

I had wild sex today.

[fire11614]

i didnt think about women today

[UltimateNaneki]

I have no web cam!

[fire11614]

id neve view a web cam

[Milk]

I'm having an orgasm as I type this.

[fire11614]

im watching milk orgasm

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm having sex with my hubby!

[Milk]

I'm having sex with you hubby too.

[fire11614]

im not paying any attention to any of this

[loli_se53]

:dd I hate for my nipples to be bitten

[Milk]

I hate how my pussy feels when it is shaven or trimmed short.

[fire11614]

ive never seen a shaved pussy

[Milk]

I've never seen a naked man and i really don't want to.

[fire11614]

i really do not like milk's tittys

[Milk]

i really do not like milk's tittys


can you see them now? was 500 posts the trick?

[fire11614]

it sure was and i wouldn't call it a trick id call it a TREAT

[Milk]

I hope I don't get a free day at the spa with full body massage for my birthday.

[fire11614]

damm you guess what i got ya

[Milk]

I couldn't possibly use more sex toys.

[fire11614]

i hate a woman with sex toys

[Milk]

i did not have any sexual conversations yesterday.

[thickitalian]

I so love women with bad teeth...very hot indeed...