Tell Me A Lie!

[fly]

lol so you don't want me to think you are hot???? typical female reaction!!:lmao:lmao


I am ANYTHING BUT typical mister...........:nu
I DO want you to think I'm hot..........and I want you to want me........
and to drool over me...........but NOT to WANK off looking at my picture!!!!
At least if I'm gonna be involved I want to actually BE INVOLVED........
see?????
Isn't that simple???:D

[hoss]

I am ANYTHING BUT typical mister...........:nu
I DO want you to think I'm hot..........and I want you to want me........
and to drool over me...........but NOT to WANK off looking at my picture!!!!
At least if I'm gonna be involved I want to actually BE INVOLVED........
see?????
Isn't that simple???:D




DAMN !!!....ripping up all those pics i have ...goddamn..there all crusted together ...

[fly]

DAMN !!!....ripping up all those pics i have ...goddamn..there all crusted together ...


EWWWWWWW.......................................... ...:lmao

[hoss]

EWWWWWWW.......................................... ...:lmao



no..EWWWWWWWWWW would be me licking them to get them apart ...

[fly]

no..EWWWWWWWWWW would be me licking them to get them apart ...


EWWWWWWWW......................................... ...........:whee:
Ok........now I need a stiff drink.........to wipe THAT new image outta my head!!!

[hoss]

EWWWWWWWW......................................... ...........:whee:

Ok........now I need a stiff drink.........to wipe THAT new image outta my head!!!




no ..the new image would be me licking the pages and then sucking the paper clean ,seeing the crustys stick to my lips as i moan in sexual pleasure ....

(...lmao )

[fly]

no ..the new image would be me licking the pages and then sucking the paper clean ,seeing the crustys stick to my lips as i moan in sexual pleasure ....

(...lmao )

Okay.......I'm gonna puke now...........:whee:
you are one disgusting man Mr. Hoss!!!!
But Happy Birthday Sweetie!!!

[MagicalMerlin]

no ..the new image would be me licking the pages and then sucking the paper clean ,seeing the crustys stick to my lips as i moan in sexual pleasure ....

(...lmao )

I am with AVI here. That is .....way out there is left field! But Happy Birthday as well!

Merlin

[romanceman71]

I want to move to Alaska

[Milk]

I'm a lesbian.

[romanceman71]

I made Milk a Lesbo cause I did not want sex with her

[Milk]

i don't have a crush on any of the men on this site.

[romanceman71]

Cause Milk you are really a man in a womans body? (I asked your doctor)

[fly]

I want to move to Alaska

This is the lie thread dear.............did you forget????:D

[Milk]

Cause Milk you are really a man in a womans body? (I asked your doctor)

You are my doctor. Remember the pelvic exam you gave me?

[romanceman71]

This is the lie thread dear.............did you forget????:D



yes I forgot this is lie thread and I really like the cold, and want to go to alaska

[romanceman71]

You are my doctor. Remember the pelvic exam you gave me?

I remember and you did not want to be touched down there and vowed you were going to be a nun

[Milk]

You confirmed that my hymen is still intact.

[fly]

yes I forgot this is lie thread and I really like the cold, and want to go to alaska

My boyfriend said you can stay with him while you're here!:D

[spare_change]

You confirmed that my hymen is still intact.


Yes, I did -- but I don't understand the Goodyear label!!

[romanceman71]

My boyfriend said you can stay with him while you're here!:D



Sounds nice hope you do not mind me spooning with him to keep warm

[fly]

Sounds nice hope you do not mind me spooning with him to keep warm

:lmao WHATEVER floats your boat mister!!!!

[Milk]

Yes, I did -- but I don't understand the Goodyear label!!

Are you suggesting it's a re-tread?

[yaser]

Milk is not milky.

[thickitalian]

Yaser is not the horniest man in Turkey...naw!!!

[thickitalian]

I hate role playing so much!!!

[cherokeered]

I dont hate my house and this fukking river

[thickitalian]

I love rivers flowing over their banks...the drive to work was so cool this morning.

[thickitalian]

I can't wait to get my colonoscopy soon.....

[Carlfy]

The Cheques in the post??

[Carlfy]

I'll tap on your head

[confusedman]

I am not happy at all that I've lost 20 pounds in the last four months!

[flamengo130]

I can't wait to run the Boston Marathon today!

[Pebbles]

Wish it would rain!!!

[spare_change]

I am not happy at all that I've lost 20 pounds in the last four months!



That's nothing -- I lost 175 lbs of ugly fat a month ago!!!


(she's due back from the in-laws in a week)

[confusedman]

That's nothing -- I lost 175 lbs of ugly fat a month ago!!!


(she's due back from the in-laws in a week)

best one i've heard today spare! :lmao

[Momma]

I feel like Crap !! ;)

[confusedman]

I'm not glad to be able to give momma a quick kiss before having to head off for the night... :kk

[hoss]

I feel like Crap !! ;) '

You look like crap too ....


oh wait this is the lie thread ???:lmao

[Dmy]

I finally got to masterbate today!

[Momma]

And I'm not happy at all that you could hun....NIGHT !! :kk



I'm not glad to be able to give momma a quick kiss before having to head off for the night... :kk

[Momma]

LMAO...Piss Off !!!...:lmao :knuddel:



'

You look like crap too ....


oh wait this is the lie thread ???:lmao

[hoss]

LMAO...Piss Off !!!...:lmao :knuddel:

is that a untruth ?..so what your really say is hello there ?....

[Momma]

Well, that depends on wether your being truthful....or telling a Lie like your supposed too....;)



is that a untruth ?..so what your really say is hello there ?....

[p.J]

I love to watch a man pick his nose while driving! :whee: (what is it with men, do they think a bit of glass obscures visibility?)

[hoss]

Well, that depends on wether your being truthful....or telling a Lie like your supposed too....;)

your giving me a headache .....:nu and that aint no lie ....

[Momma]

:na :D



your giving me a headache .....:nu and that aint no lie ....

[Itshardon-theroad]

I love it when my wife passes out drunk right before I want to have sex.

[cherokeered]

Life is so good right now......:55

[Zpanther]

I never used to get any..... now I get more than I can handle..... go figure!

[Milk]

I am not happy that my dog came back home safely today after being lost in the rain for 4 days.

[thickitalian]

I am not happy that my dog came back home safely today after being lost in the rain for 4 days.

Reverse thread...I'm happy for you Milk...

[spare_change]

I am not happy that my dog came back home safely today after being lost in the rain for 4 days.


I don't care about a lie thread!!!


THAT IS FANTASTIC!!!


I'm glad you found him, or he found you!!!

[Milk]

My dog is not a little bitch. Definitely not female and not a crabby old lady.

[Milk]

I am SOOOOO happy that my husband was awake just now when that sexy man I met on line wanted me to call him to chat.

[romanceman71]

I just made Milk a momma

[Milk]

I just gave birth to your septuplets and I'm still as tight as a virgin.

[romanceman71]

Milk is going to be in next months issue of Big Ums

[Milk]

Romanceman is a sperm donor.

[romanceman71]

Romanceman is a sperm donor.

The bank is open ladies!!!

[Dmy]

I only come here to watch the men!

[pointofnoreturn]

I am sooo not horny.............

[Dmy]

Im not fallen for Suz or even attempted flirt with her!

[OICurready4me]

I love having a sleeping problem...

[Milk]

i don't enjoy this site.

[Milk]

Kill Bill is a boring movie to watch a 2nd time.

[angelis]

i will not be late for work today!!

[romanceman71]

I am going to go to sleep

[Pebbles]

Work is so much fun!!!

[UltimateNaneki]

I slept all night long!

[fire11614]

i just love a whole lot of rain that floods everything

[confusedman]

I'm thrilled that Research in Motion had a major crash taking out some 8,000,000 BlackBerry devices....including MINE!!!

[Milk]

I hate meeting good looking dark skinned men.

[Milk]

Ok, I admit it. I just hate spending time with sexy men.

[cherokeered]

I love trying to find an electrician to sign a paper that yes my breaker box is on the first floor and turn the friggen power on....sigh

[majorfun]

I don't have a fetish for older HOT women

[Pebbles]

Ok, I admit it. I just hate spending time with sexy men.

Oh..Milk...sorry I don't mean to laugh..but I love that milk avatar. Think it is so cute. I laugh at it..every time I see it.. :lmao
You are special...add so much to this place! :)

[Milk]

Ahhh, thanks Pebbles.

My next lie:
sending emails back and forth over the internet is a wonderful way to simulate an instant messenger chat.

[Dmy]

I wont be back today here!

[fly]

I wont be back today here!

And NO one here will miss ya..........NOW SCRAM!!!

[majorfun]

I dont have to work today and i should not have been at work 45 mins ago

[Dmy]

Now that I know how everyone feels :nu ............Im not going to stay here and wait for someone special to show up! :kk

[MIGHTY]

I would rather be alone.....

[confusedman]

I would rather be alone.....

I would rather you not know you are not alone... :kk

[Butterfly_13]

I am foolish - I lack good sense AND good judgment...(oh! This is the LIE thread - oh, wait...) ;)

[longnhard32]

please let me be the judge of that

[OICurready4me]

I would rather be alone.....

... and I have no desire to be with anyone either

[cherokeered]

I don't feel like a prisoner in this motel room and am not bored stiff.....sigh

[MCat]

I don't have a fetish for older HOT women

And I totally believe you.
You don't have a nice looking chocolate body either ;)

[Wand3rer]

This site isn't as much fun as I though it would be. :D

[Milk]

I always turn the web cam on for complete strangers.

[romanceman71]

I always turn the web cam on for complete strangers.
howdy stranger!!!! I never seen you in my life

[Milk]

I did not cause any men to have an erection today.

[romanceman71]

I had sex with milks sheep

[Milk]

I had sex with milks sheep

you were a baaaaaahd man.

[Milk]

I find black and latin men, soooooo boring. Not sexy at all in my eyes.

[Pebbles]

Its going to be a bad day!

[Traxster]

I never have fun at night....

[confusedman]

I am not stressed at all about my barbershop harmony competition this weekend...

[Pebbles]

I never have fun at night....


That avatar that Traxster has is such a turn off!!

Truly..wow..I would dearly love to get my hands on that cowboy! He is a hunk!! :D

[loli_se53]

this site bores me, i hate posting everyday!:D :D :D

[Carlfy]

It's 12" and thick????

[Carlfy]

this site bores me, i hate posting everyday!:D :D :D


Me too, getting bored. Only one thing worth comming back for?

[Annie]

My kitchen remodeling is now complete! That duct tape holding the wall together is such a nice touch!

[Carlfy]

I was just offered the lead role in the next big budget porno flick.

Thats funny so have I, see you on the set. I'll be the one with the smile, suntan and six pack!!.

[thickitalian]

It's rare that I pull up pictures of anybody here and fantacize

[thickitalian]

I always turn the web cam on for complete strangers.

I detest women with web cams...

[Kissie]

My doctor is the smartest man on earth......Good thing me and the patient rep have become good friends!!!!

[thickitalian]

My doctor is the smartest man on earth......Good thing me and the patient rep have become good friends!!!!

Betcha your Doc always tells you exactly what is wrong and they explain it so well...and you never have to drag out a diagnosis from him/her....:whee:

[thickitalian]

I should have been a Doctor...could have specialized in gyno and rectal exams....damn...what an idiot I've been! :sc

[Dmy]

Im not going to bed .....going to have some good sex too!

[hank69]

I really feel good today

[OICurready4me]

I hate it when women post their naked breasts on the site. It really turns me off.

[confusedman]

I hate it when women post their naked breasts on the site. It really turns me off.

I hadn't noticed....there's naked breasts on this site? :D

[hank69]

well let me tell you I'm not lookingggggggggggg at themmmmmmm

[cherokeered]

Things are going well....just as i had hoped....

[romanceman71]

I has sex this morning with the Avon Lady

[cherokeered]

I won the lottery...and turned it down...cause it was too much money

[Milk]

I had mary kay all over my face when i ate jenny craig.

[Milk]

I don't care how ugly he is, he's got a big cock.

[Milk]

Size doesn't matter.

[yaser]

I never liked hot Milk..

[Milk]

I have never licked my own nipple

[yaser]

I have never licked my own nipple
I believe you did not like it..

[cherokeered]

I have never tasted my own cum.......

[Milk]

i hate the taste of my own cum

[romanceman71]

I have never seen a woman show me her tits and pussy on cam

[yaser]

I never like phone sex..

[Milk]

i type better when 1 of my hands is in my snatch.

[cherokeered]

I have never seen a woman show me her tits and pussy on cam


I believe that

[yaser]

i type better when 1 of my hands is in my snatch.
You don't play yourself with the other hand...

[romanceman71]

i type better when 1 of my hands is in my snatch.
and even better when you have my tounge there.

[Milk]

Romanceman has learned to type with his pecker using the hunt and peck method.

[thickitalian]

I never passed my lovers cum back into her mouth from my tongue....

[romanceman71]

Romanceman has learned to type with his pecker using the hunt and peck method.

shhh our secret....... Glad you remember the vision you seen on my cam, i just have to be careful now because the keys stick :D

[yaser]

I have never come to no return point..

[Dmy]

I didnt plan on masterbating with anyone today! :D

[pointofnoreturn]

I never masterbate...

[Dmy]

I never masterbate...


Your sick and need help! :D ;)

[longnhard32]

i realy don't want to meet at the y:D

[romanceman71]

hjjukhvfjkbubjjbgtfrhyutreujhtrh .... Sorry, I was typing with my pecker

[cherokeered]

I love spending the week in a noisey motel....sigh

[romanceman71]

I was honest with wife and told her the real plans for the weekend.

[pointofnoreturn]

hubby going out of town again. I am sooo sad>>>

[cherokeered]

I am not kinky..............:D

[pointofnoreturn]

I am very shy...

[romanceman71]

Wife has to work all day and night so I will be here till midnight

[thickitalian]

I am very shy...

Most definitely point...I see you are flat chested as well...:D

[confusedman]

I am thrilled to have gotten this friggin cold right before my singing competition this weekend!!!

[Shiane]

I am thrilled to have gotten this friggin cold right before my singing competition this weekend!!!

How in the heck did you get my cold? I've sounded like a frog since monday night! :whee: Good luck with the singing!

[yaser]

I don't want to have Shiane under me.

[confusedman]

How in the heck did you get my cold? I've sounded like a frog since monday night! :whee: Good luck with the singing!

Thanks, Shiane! Just popped up as I was reading bed time sotries to the kids last night...the voice started to go...woke up this morning with tons of congestion. Don't you love working around sick people?

Loaded up on Mucinex DM (aka "the miracle drug" in our house) and dowing all the tea I can handle...

[Pebbles]

I am...so not hungry for Mexican food!

[Big O]

i want this vacation to end!

[UltimateNaneki]

I really like to work, so can we pass over the week-ends?

[Dmy]

I cant cum over just someones voice.

[MIGHTY]

I am not having fun today at all and wish people would leave me alone! Geeze......

[confusedman]

I am not having fun today at all and wish people would leave me alone! Geeze......

And I can't stand being around you, and wish you would SCRAM!!!!

[Zpanther]

I wish Jazzy would put her clothes back on and Lena would turn that music off and quit dancing....

[cherokeered]

I never go to sleep horny

[Dmy]

there is no one here I want to make love to!

[UltimateNaneki]

I had sex with Dreamy all night long!!

[MIGHTY]

I am sooooo freakin excited about hubby's friend coming over for the night. He never gets on my nerves, is always respectful, and stays out of my way.....

[cherokeered]

I am sooooo freakin excited about hubby's friend coming over for the night. He never gets on my nerves, is always respectful, and stays out of my way.....


get one of Momma's frying pans....lol

[Dmy]

I dont kiss and dont tell! :knuddel: :knuddel: :knuddel:

[MIGHTY]

get one of Momma's frying pans....lol

I always have one hidin.....just in case....Lol.

[majorfun]

I don't miss my friend and I am glad she is not available to chat and flirt with

[cherokeered]

I don't enjoy double penetration......

[MB54]

I don't enjoy double penetration......

Volunteers to help Cher with her lie!!!!

[cherokeered]

Volunteers to help Cher with her lie!!!!


Aaahh, ya never considered what I want to be penetrated with.....lol

[confusedman]

Aaahh, ya never considered what I want to be penetrated with.....lol

I don't want to know what you want to be penetrated with ;)

[cherokeered]

I have never wanted to try a fukking machine......or suck cock while having it fuk me....hope I dont offend anyone

[Milk]

I thought the fucking machine on Real Sex was disgusting.

[Outta]

I wanna fuck Ethan and shake hands with Suz.

[Milk]

my husband is not better than any professional nurse.

[OICurready4me]

I did not miss someone today and I couldn't care less about her...

[Milk]

I don't enjoy receiving attention from men.

[fly]

..............

[OICurready4me]

Back off brother.........their BOTH mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lmao




Way to go Ethan...looks like you'll get the threesome you wanted (I kept trying and she wouldn't bite):lmao :lmao

[Milk]

I hate when my teenage kids give me a hug.

[cherokeered]

I don't like to be flirted with............

[fire11614]

i never flirt

[cherokeered]

I so hate it when a man looks into my eyes....

[Milk]

I hate having my nipples licked.

[ethans_so_bad]

It's good to be the King..................




Way to go Ethan...looks like you'll get the threesome you wanted (I kept trying and she wouldn't bite):lmao :lmao

[fire11614]

no, its not good to be the king

[ethans_so_bad]

and you know this because.........................

[fire11614]

because im not the king

[ethans_so_bad]

No, that's true. I am the king.

[fire11614]

who made you king? lol

[ethans_so_bad]

No one makes kings, kings are.

[fire11614]

ohh no its in the instructions of king and queenship, page 3

[ethans_so_bad]

I'm sorry I used that manual to wipe my ass

[fire11614]

lol good one ethan, did you look at the pictures before you wiped

[ethans_so_bad]

Nah I didn't, I'm reckless that way

[fire11614]

now you can't be the king if your reckless, you might wreck the kingdom

[ethans_so_bad]

I take great pride in wrecking the kingdom, anybody can rule well, but it takes great skill to be creep

[fire11614]

well i must say you do speak the truth on that one, no lie there

[ethans_so_bad]

I rarely ever lie - but I'll let you know when I do

[fire11614]

ok deal, ill do the same

[cherokeered]

I believe everything I read here...........

[ethans_so_bad]

well how do I know you're not lying about telling me when you lie?

[fire11614]

would i lie

[ethans_so_bad]

I dont know, but if you do I'm sure you'll tell me

[fire11614]

of couse i would if i lied

[ethans_so_bad]

You know, for one brief split second WAY too long ago, this conversation was almost interesting

[fire11614]

i hear that, well id love to hang and debate this more but i think its time we make up a new lie here, plus i gotta get going, so here gos.

i really don't like to read all these messages

[ethans_so_bad]

I really do

[Big O]

I'm sooo happy to be home from vacation!!

[MCat]

I posted a very graphic nude photo in the gallery

[ethans_so_bad]

I posted a clean one

[confusedman]

I am way too relaxed for my own good tonight!

[cherokeered]

I am not feeling a little down...........

[confusedman]

I am not feeling a little down...........

...and I wouldn't offer you this :kk or this :knuddel: or this :hug:to try to help...

[cherokeered]

...and I wouldn't offer you this :kk or this :knuddel: or this :hug:to try to help...

I didnt just smile....:55

[confusedman]

then I'm not getting my job done :)

[cherokeered]

I do not want more...............

[Misty]

I am plain boring!!!

[fly]

I'm gonna stay here and play with you all and NOT go take my run...........

[scoobertina]

I don't like men

[Milk]

I am not getting sleepy.

[yaser]

I am plain boring!!!
I have never missed you Misty..

[yaser]

I am not getting sleepy.
I wish you were not going to sleep on my arms Milk. :lf

[yaser]

I don't like men
I never miss you and look for you here..And I ma happy whejn I don't see you around..

[scoobertina]

I never miss you and look for you here..And I ma happy whejn I don't see you around..
I am avoiding you..... and everyone else

[Milk]

I never fantasize about sexual things.

[pointofnoreturn]

I did not spend the night with a cyber buddy on Sunday........

[confusedman]

I don't like men

and I can't stand you either! :kk

[pointofnoreturn]

I hate this site...

[confusedman]

i have no desire to spend more time with Point...

[pointofnoreturn]

I don't like you either Mr. Confused

[confusedman]

I don't like you either Mr. Confused

we really should stay completely away from each other then! :knuddel:

[pointofnoreturn]

we really should stay completely away from each other then! :knuddel:I believe that I will then..........:kk

[Milk]

i did not miss the site while it was down

[Dre]

I wish women wouldnt post revealing pictures of themselves in the picture gallery especially Suz

[Dre]

I didnt just change my profile name!

[longnhard32]

we are only here for the beer

[pointofnoreturn]

I love whips and chains....

[confusedman]

I don't want Point to take me now and have her way with me all night long!

[Momma]

I thought it was just fantastic that this site was down for 2 days....lol

[cherokeered]

I didn't miss it here at all....nor anyone from here.....

[RedHotPisces]

i didnt miss you either :wa:



I didn't miss it here at all....nor anyone from here.....

[Milk]

I am not at all concerned about my lunch date today. Doesn't bother me that he took down his dating profile and is convinced I'm the girl for him when we've barely even chatted on line at this point.

[scoobertina]

I am not nervous about being around a certain man today

[Milk]

I am not chatting with a sexy older man right now.

[Milk]

I am not listening to that friend tell me about fucking one of his girlfriends yesterday.

[scoobertina]

I am not listening to that friend tell me about fucking one of his girlfriends yesterday.

i find that highly amusing

[UltimateNaneki]

I know I'm having a grand ole time!

[confusedman]

I am as happy as I have ever been in my life this morning!

[Milk]

i don't want to see the new spider man movie