Tell Me A Lie!

[G...G]

i'm snuggling with zpanther. :D

I am NOT jealous..LOL

[Zpanther]

i want to go to bed alone tonight

I don't think much of women who know what they want.

[Sandy]

his body is as good as his avatar

[G...G]

His avatar does nothing for me......

DAMN I can lie good

[Zpanther]

i'm snuggling with zpanther. :D

Your round as feels awful spooned back against me.

[Sandy]

well i'll change, i'll sit on top. :D

[Zpanther]

his body is as good as his avatar

I love women who are good liars.

[G...G]

I am so glad they don't have room for one more

[G...G]

I'm glad nobody is in the chat room tonight

[Sandy]

this is true, i'm there lol
:D








I'm glad nobody is in the chat room tonight

[G...G]

Me too.......LOL

[Rainmaker]

I don't think much of women who know what they want.
i am not sitting here thinking about wearing that white cowboy hat and riding a cowboy...... :lf

[Zpanther]

i am not sitting here thinking about wearing that white cowboy hat and riding a cowboy...... :lf

..... and I never think about making love with.... I mean in the Rain.

[G...G]

AND I don't think Rain is lying........LOL

[Zpanther]

well i'll change, i'll sit on top. :D

I'm not having any trouble concentrating while juggling a phonecall from Lady P, a basketball game on TV, and a naked Sandy sliding up and down my belly.

[G...G]

I'm not going out dancing by myself tonight........

I'm not sure if thats a lie or the truth....

[Zpanther]

I'm not going out dancing by myself tonight........

I'm not sure if thats a lie or the truth....

I love a woman who doesn't even know herself if she's lying or telling the truth......... heh heh.

[G...G]

I love lying

[G...G]

I love hearing my husband SNORE in the bed behind me

[Zpanther]

I love hearing my husband SNORE in the bed behind me

I'm just glad he's here with us.

[G...G]

I'm so f*****g glad he's here too......... I wish he would wake up...........LOL

[Zpanther]

I'm so f*****g glad he's here too......... I wish he would wake up...........LOL

so do I....... He'd probably enjoy watching us.

[G...G]

I'm sure he would not be able to keep his eyes open THAT long

[Trev]

Georgia isn't going to show us her prize assests

[G...G]

WHOOPS Lie Post..... I'm sure he WOULD be able too keep his eyes open....

[G...G]

Trev closed his eyes when I tried to show him

[Zpanther]

WHOOPS Lie Post..... I'm sure he WOULD be able too keep his eyes open....

I doubt if all that moaning would wake him up.

[G...G]

I'm not a moaner......

[Zpanther]

I'm not interested in any of your ass ets.

[G...G]

I don't really want you to find out that I am a screamer not a moaner

[Zpanther]

I won't squeeze those soft mounds then

[G...G]

I don't want them sqeezed.........

[Trev]

I don't what rain to join all this fun

[Cotties]

I think Z.Panther is still sick and not yet back to his old ways.

[G...G]

I stalked Trev and Z all day long......

[Trev]

I haven't seen Georgia in here at all

[G...G]

Because she was too busy in the hot tub.......

[Cotties]

who doesn't........woof woofi like young men.

[Rainmaker]

i dont like monkeys playing in the rain

[G...G]

Monkey's do not turn me on

[Zpanther]

I don't want them sqeezed.........

Oooooooo don't kiss me there. I don't like the way it makes me tingle.

[Zpanther]

I don't think monkeys like Rain.

[Rainmaker]

im goingto feel great in the morning--i dont need much sleep

[Rainmaker]

ok.. u guys all hush .. u r talking way too much

[tiger50]

ok.. u guys all hush .. u r talking way too much

i am a rain hater... and a virgin.. and um.... uvva stuff... :D

[Zifnab]

I just wish I could lighten up and have fun around here!

[G...G]

I had no problem getting up this morning and I did not stay in the chat room here all night last night.

[Zifnab]

I never say anything wrong.

[G...G]

I am wide awake this morning

[spjimbo]

I am wide awake this morning

Thats great....


I am nice and hard this morning......:D

[spjimbo]

Damn I forgot this was the board to lie on...

[G...G]

I think you really were telling a lie...LOL

[upstr84u]

I hope Jr. wins the championship this year

[G...G]

I hope he don't win this year...

[upstr84u]

can't override my lie --- with that --- i want him to win and stewart to be dead last --- no cheating --- it is my lie!!!!!!!!

[G...G]

I plan on getting alot of work done today

[sex_kitten_4u]

i am 98 yrs old bald and looking for a man of 30something :D

[upstr84u]

i hope no one stops by my office today and offers free bj's

[G...G]

Damn, and I was planning on stopping by your office today

[Sandy]

i love a man who knows everythingg

[spjimbo]

I hope noone comes by my office wearing a skirt today...

[G...G]

I'm so glad it's raining outside today

[upstr84u]

I wish women would stop using me as only a sex toy

[Zifnab]

I am sick and tired of all this mindless banter!! Why can't we get serious around here? There are important issues I think we need to discuss!!!:nu




:lmao

[G...G]

I'm not ever coming to this website again...

[Trev]

We didn't enjoy rain and peach in the chat room last night.

[Sandy]

i hate talking dirty.

[upstr84u]

I hate to wash dishes and clean the house

[upstr84u]

this lieing is so hard to do

[Zifnab]

I never want to do another movie. EVER!

[G...G]

Noone got me drunk in the chat room and I am wide awake this morning...LOL

[G...G]

I didn't have a headache when I woke up this morning

[Zifnab]

I am glad I wasn't there very long!

[upstr84u]

I hate it when girls wear tight skirts

[Sandy]

no one got me drunk in the chat-room either, cause i never go there. :D

[upstr84u]

I hate the girls in the front offices

[Zifnab]

I hate it when girls wear tight skirtsI could not disagree with you more!

[Trev]

we didn't get Georgia to do a table dance with Rain last night.

[upstr84u]

I hope they never drop their pens again

[tiger50]

no one got me drunk in the chat-room either, cause i never go there. :D

mwm replenished tha chat room bar.. :whee:

[Sandy]

i love staying up all nite.

[Zifnab]

I am glad I have to go do something! I want a break from this dull site.

[upstr84u]

I love cleaning up the dogs area

[Sandy]

i'm wide awake this morning. :D

[G...G]

Noone slipped and fell out of the hot tub!! And Trev would never pee in it

[sweetgapeach]

I hated being in the Chat room , and I couldnt stand the Fact that , that Dog that I so dont like was there !!

[Zifnab]

I really hope that no women around here think I am handsome or sexy in ANY way!

[G...G]

I wish they would have never invented computers so we could all actually work all day

[Sandy]

i wish it wasn't so pretty here.

[G...G]

I don't like Zif at all...He is so un-friendly

[Sandy]

hes such a smart-ass. :D









I don't like Zif at all...He is so un-friendly

[sweetgapeach]

I wish you all would take showers , its killing me !!

[upstr84u]

i think these computers are just a fad
and will be back to sending regular mail in no time

[Sandy]

i don't get hot looking at spares avatar.

[upstr84u]

I hate leather on a girl

[Zifnab]

I really miss my 8 track player. Can't wait for them to make a comeback!!

[G...G]

I won the lottery and I am taking all of you on a cruise

[Zifnab]

I won the lottery and I am taking all of you on a cruiseI won't go!

[Sandy]

i got dibs on the hot tub. with spare and zpanther. :D

[upstr84u]

I can't go I must work hard and help out the company make money

[G...G]

I'm not getting in the hot tub anymore, it just wasn't fun

[spare_change]

I don't get hot thinking about MWM getting hot looking at my avatar.

[Zifnab]

I never would touch myself inappropriatly while thinking of ANY of these ladies! That would not be right!

[G...G]

Spare's avatar really hurts my eyes

[spare_change]

I never would touch myself inappropriatly while thinking of ANY of these ladies! That would not be right!

What the hell does inappropriately mean? I've touched myself a thousand ways -- but never tried that one!

[G...G]

When Zif gropes my butt, I don't like it

[Zifnab]

What the hell does inappropriately mean? I've touched myself a thousand ways -- but never tried that one!(shhh It is a new position I found in a book!):wa:

[Zifnab]

When Zif gropes my butt, I don't like itI would never grope such a nasty butt!

[sweetgapeach]

I have neevr thought of licking a man from head to toe

[spjimbo]

I have neevr thought of licking a man from head to toe

I never thought of being licked from head to toe....

[Sandy]

i've never thought of jumping spare.

[upstr84u]

I like getting sunburn and running out of alo vera

[spare_change]

i've never thought of jumping spare.

And I've never thought of being jumped by MWM.

[Sandy]

i have no work, so i can stay here all day.

[G...G]

I had some good sex last night

[upstr84u]

I didnt have any sex last night

[upstr84u]

I hope the cold weather stays here forever

[pinkpussyliz]

I was always well behaved at school, and did well in exams, passing more than I took. I did not have any boyfriends, probably coz my tits were small and I hated cocks. I did not have sex with any of the boys that I did not go out with, always insisting on being pure and wholesome for the man I would marry.

I have never been to bed in a 3 or 4some, had indecent pictures taken of me in various naughty situations or sent them to anyone interested in seeing them. Not that I could, because I've never been on that tinternet thing and don't own a PC.

Infact I'm frigid rigid, hate sex and only came to this site to find out how to make potted jam and cut sandwiches diagonally.

[upstr84u]

that did nothing for me

[Sandy]

i'm an innocent angel.

[upstr84u]

I hate it when the girls up front flash me their thong

[CJSinIL]

Thats not impressive at all pink

[CJSinIL]

I hate when a woman sits with her legs open when wearing a skirt

[Sandy]

i love being ignored.

[CJSinIL]

get used to it mywife, i'll always ignore you

[CJSinIL]

I have never had a woman who liked me to do wild fantasies

[G...G]

My boobs are HUGE

[pinkpussyliz]

that did nothing for me

It was not meant to. You can join my branch of he W.I. if you want to and broaden your mind.:lmao

[sweetgapeach]

I am giving Barkiss head right now !

[CJSinIL]

I have an 9 inch penis, around

[sweetgapeach]

My boobs are HUGE


Mine are Huger then huge !!

[sweetgapeach]

I have an 9 inch penis, around


Around what? :lmao

[Zifnab]

I prefer huge boobs cause the sag turns me on!

[Sandy]

cool i'll ignore you to. :D

[pinkpussyliz]

I hate when a woman sits with her legs open when wearing a skirt

I've got loads of pairs of knickers on as well:dd

[CJSinIL]

I prefer women who have no breasts at all

[CJSinIL]

its not getting hot in here from pink

[Sandy]

i tied spare down to my bed, so he can't get away. :D

[pinkpussyliz]

I prefer women who have no breasts at all

You'd hate mine then:dd

[CJSinIL]

That didn't give me a visual

[spare_change]

i tied spare down to my bed, so he can't get away. :D


.... so who's trying?

[Norfolkdave]

Im in love with Sandy

[G...G]

i tied spare down to my bed, so he can't get away. :D

I'm not jealous

[Sandy]

if your nice, i'll share. :D












I'm not jealous

[CJSinIL]

i really hate looking at Georgia's avater

[upstr84u]

i hope no one ever makes up a diet called
the beer only diet plan lose 10 lbs in 4 days - drinking beer only

[G...G]

if your nice, i'll share. :D

I won't be nice then...:na

[CJSinIL]

That would be gross, I hate to drink, and have fun, and have sex.

[upstr84u]

I hope they take tasty cakes off the shelves

[G...G]

I wish C.J. would stop looking at my butt

[CJSinIL]

I hate chowing down on eggrolls at 3 am in the morning

[CJSinIL]

I wish Georgia would stop showing me her butt, and i am really glad she left the thong on

[Sandy]

i hate dressing sexy.

[spjimbo]

I hate when women dress sexy

[pinkpussyliz]

That didn't give me a visual

What do you want, a photo? You dirty little bugger, what sort of girl do you think I am.

[CJSinIL]

i'm tired of looking at mywifemark's avatar too, i really hate seeing her butt

[Sandy]

i hate cj looking at my butt.

[CJSinIL]

No, of course i don't want a photo, and i'm not even trying to imagine what you look like, clothed, or naked.

[CJSinIL]

I wouldn't like to touch that butt at all

[CJSinIL]

i'm not drooling from looking at and talking to these these sexy women all day

[Sandy]

i love cleaning house.

[G...G]

I hate when someone rubs my butt

[CJSinIL]

I hate when i volunteer to rub it for you

[Sandy]

i hate when somebody caresses my boobs. :dd

[pinkpussyliz]

No, of course i don't want a photo, and i'm not even trying to imagine what you look like, clothed, or naked.

Good job too, coz I wouldn't send you a photo of my boobs resting on a glass coffee table, taken from underneath anyway.

[CJSinIL]

i would hate to talk to mywife, georgia, and pink privately some time. That would be so boring.

[CJSinIL]

I woudln't volunteer for that mywife

[G...G]

i love cleaning house.

If you were nice I'd help you:na

[CJSinIL]

Good job too, coz I wouldn't send you a photo of my boobs resting on a glass coffee table, taken from underneath anyway.

Good, because I woudlnt' want to see them. And I sure wouldn't give you any way to send them to me.

[CJSinIL]

I have never cleaned the house naked

[pinkpussyliz]

I think sex should be banned unless you've got lots of money.

[pinkpussyliz]

I have never had sex in a wooded area in 2002

[Sandy]

i don't like sex on the beach.

[CJSinIL]

I think sex is overrated, I really don't get why people like it.

[CJSinIL]

pink, i don't think you should ever email me at cjsmithil@yahoo.com

[Zifnab]

I know I am better than everybody else.
oh wait, this is the LIE thread!

I am no better than anyone else!

[spare_change]

I have never had sex in a wooded area in 2002

... and I don't want to hear all about it!! I am NOT a verbal voyeur!

[pinkpussyliz]

i don't like sex on the beach.

Oh I do, but only when sand gives you the John Wayn effect, True Grit.

[sweetgapeach]

I hate when these Girls act like Sluts

[Zifnab]

I am just glad they don't try that stuff with me!!

[spjimbo]

I hate sexy talk on forums...

[CJSinIL]

i really hate talking to women and am thinking about talking only with men.

[pinkpussyliz]

... and I don't want to hear all about it!! I am NOT a verbal voyeur!

I'm glad you ain't interested, coz I'm far too shy and withdrawn to tell you. Anyway it didn't happen 3 times that year so there's nothing to tell.

[CJSinIL]

pink, i really am glad you didn't send me a picture, i'm working to hard to look at pictures.

[sweetgapeach]

I never like my ass salpped

[Zifnab]

I don't want anybody to stop by and go to lunch with me today...

[CJSinIL]

I really hate playing with a woman's ass when i'm getting freaky

[pinkpussyliz]

I hate when these Girls act like Sluts

I love girls being slutty, coz they attract all the men and being a good girl, I can concentrate on potting jam and doing housework.

[Sandy]

nobody wants to have lunch with you.












I don't want anybody to stop by and go to lunch with me today...

[sweetgapeach]

I hate Doggy Style

[CJSinIL]

i would never think of sending you an email pink to say hi

[Sandy]

i hate riding. :D

[Zifnab]

I am glad because I never tell funny stories or fondle and grope my lunch companions.

[Norfolkdave]

I love a hot ride

[Sandy]

i don't like 69.

[pinkpussyliz]

pink, i really am glad you didn't send me a picture, i'm working to hard to look at pictures.

I can't send you a pic can I? My score is too low.

[CJSinIL]

i really hate when a woman sits on my chest naked and teases me

[CJSinIL]

i know you don't have email pink, but like i said, i don't want to see that picture

[pinkpussyliz]

i don't like 69.

Nor a 96

[Zifnab]

I am NOT too busy to pay attention to who comes into my lab... I am really just stuck up! I am glad they never wait for me!

[CJSinIL]

i have never done a 69, a threesome, or anything kinky in any way

[sweetgapeach]

i don't like 69.


Me either or 88

[Sandy]

i'm not kinky, or perverted,

[sweetgapeach]

I have never wanted to ride a Big Bull

[CJSinIL]

I wouldn't like to have that view of mywife's avatar while bent over my desk

[sweetgapeach]

i'm not kinky, or perverted,


Damn your a Good liar !!:D

[pinkpussyliz]

I hate being spanked whilst tied to the bed

[Norfolkdave]

I hate riding a bike

[CJSinIL]

i would hate to spank you pink, i would dread having to do that

[Sandy]

lol thanks, i think. :D












Damn your a Good liar !!:D

[CJSinIL]

i'm not sitting here right now with a tent in my jeans

[Sandy]

i hate posting. :D

[Zifnab]

I am NOT hungry.....really I am not.....

[Norfolkdave]

Im never pissed

[sweetgapeach]

I am not sitting here naked waiting for the Dog to lick me

[CJSinIL]

that didn't leave me speechless sweet, and i really wish i wasn't your dog.

[Norfolkdave]

Im on all fours acting the dog

[Barkiss]

I am not sitting here naked waiting for the Dog to lick me

I really wish I wasn't the dog you were referring to...;)

[CJSinIL]

going down on a woman really isn't my favorite thing to do, i hate doing it, and try to stay away

[G...G]

I hate when that happens...

[CJSinIL]

me too, georgia doesn't turn me on at all, in any way. I would hate to be in her avatar, in the pool, right between her legs. That would be awful.

[sweetgapeach]

I really wish I wasn't the dog you were referring to...;)


You know you So arent the Dog I am talking about !!

[Zifnab]

You know you So arent the Dog I am talking about !!I just wish you two would learn to get along!!!!

[G...G]

I would never live in Georgia

[Sandy]

i'm working really hard here, my house is almost clean.

[Zifnab]

I would never live in GeorgiaI would! It is my second favorite state after michigan!

[sweetgapeach]

I would never live in Georgia


Georgia Sucks !! I mean Sucks !!

[CJSinIL]

I would never like to be made into a fmf sandwich

[G...G]

Only because I came and did all the work for you......

[Sandy]

zpanther doesn't make me hot.

[CJSinIL]

I never try to make any woman hot. I don' like to see them all worked up or talk to them when they are. I also don't like to trade pictures of me.

[Zpanther]

I sure am glad I got up late and missed out on the group action here this morning.

[Zpanther]

These Georgia girls sure are Prudes..... and Sandy is simply a stuck up snobb.

[sweetgapeach]

These Georgia girls sure are Prudes..... and Sandy is simply a stuck up snobb.


Mountain men have No effect on me what so ever !!

[G...G]

It's so easy keeping up with my work and these post.

[CJSinIL]

alright all, i'm off for a while. see ya ladies and gents

[Zpanther]

I don't want to have to take CJ's place here. Can't someone else satisfy these horny girls?

[sweetgapeach]

I am Not Horny

[Sandy]

i have never been horny. :D

[Zpanther]

I don't want to imagine Sandy vacuuming her house naked..... It 's just too much and I'm not fully awake yet.

[sweetgapeach]

I Never use vibrators!!

[Sandy]

i always clean house naked

[Zifnab]

I do not sit around the office all day with my pecker in my hand!

[Shiane]

:D I'm having phone sex with Trev. :na

[Zpanther]

..... and what the hell is Sandy doing with that vacuum cleaner..... never thought of a woman vacuuming her nipples before

[Zpanther]

:D I'm having phone sex with Trev. :na

Im sure glad it's Trev and not me. :lf

[Zpanther]

I Never use vibrators!!

I don't have one you can use while I watch either.

[sweetgapeach]

:D I'm having phone sex with Trev. :na


I know why He has been posting !!

[Sandy]

i never play with toys.

[Zifnab]

I am still not hungry or waiting for someone to come join me for lunch!