Tell Me A Lie!

[scoobertina]

I love that I still can't eat solid food, but I hate the fact that I have lost 6 pounds in the last three days.....

[unctarheel_32]

i am working out with weights and losing this beer gut i have.

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm impossible to please!

[Dmy]

You've been here so much I have grown bored of you! And that avatar....puh-leeze. Can't you find something sexy? It is so dull.


Hmmm......something sexy? How about nothing on? ;)

[cherokeered]

I never wake up horny......:D :whee:

[Guymisseswife]

I am soft when i see cherokee's avatar.

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm sad when men flirt with me!

[RedVixen]

I hate the fact I don't get any PM's or IM's :D

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm happy its Sunday, I get to go to work tomorrow!

[bryan3636]

I'm wide awake and ready to take on the day

[Phlirt]

I hate to flirt and think I'm ugly :P

[Sweetdreams069]

talking to her on the phone doesn't make me very happy

[scoobertina]

I am so happy that I haven't had good quality time with him in a long time...

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm not excited at all about my trip to Oklahoma!

[Micwar]

I'm so witty, dashingly handsome and extremely charming I was given gold status:wa:

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm so witty, dashingly handsome and extremely charming I was given gold status:wa:

Too bad....I would have given you platinum!:dd

[Micwar]

Too bad....I would have given you platinum!:dd

All upgrades are highly appreciated;)

[UltimateNaneki]

All upgrades are highly appreciated;)

come here big boy!

[whosdaflirt]

I have been thrilled to be away from my best friend, I haven't wanted to be with her at all and I won't make any effort to spend time with her this week...

[UltimateNaneki]

Not having fun here too few men!

[Micwar]

come here big boy!

Here I come you sure you want this.....

[ldon]

I've never made love to Red.

[Micwar]

I can NOT lick my eyebrows.

[MCat]

I've never made love to Red.

Are you sure you don't want to re-phrase that? It's the lie thread...

Or maybe......hmmmmmm :sc

[Micwar]

That's me in MCat's pic.

[Andytyme]

I've never made love to Red.

I never want to make love to RED (How is that for a lie?)

[MCat]

That's me in MCat's pic.

LOL.....

That's me in MCat's picture....

[UltimateNaneki]

LOL.....

That's me in MCat's picture....


Is that the guy you were looking at during the quiz???:)

[whosdaflirt]

Red is not worth anyone's time or attention...certainly not mine...I don't find her at all alluring... :kk

[UltimateNaneki]

The men here are all boring especially that spare guy!

[MCat]

Is that the guy you were looking at during the quiz???:)

Oh hell....ya found me out....:D

[UltimateNaneki]

Oh hell....ya found me out....:D


That's OK the newbie is yours....:D

[MCat]

That's OK the newbie is yours....:D

Hey now....this doesn't mean I have to give up the oldies does it? :dd

[UltimateNaneki]

Hey now....this doesn't mean I have to give up the oldies does it? :dd

Yes they all belong to me...:lmao

[whosdaflirt]

Through my lack of actions, I have not hurt someone. And that makes me feel fantastic...sigh...

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm not going to have a late supper now, so I will still be playing here!

[bryan3636]

I had the worst dinner in the history of mankind

[scoobertina]

Through my lack of actions, I have not hurt someone. And that makes me feel fantastic...sigh...

Awww hon, a true friend will bail on you because of that.. look at all we haven't been through and I am not still here for you... don't give her some time.. she doesn't needsto be reassured that you care...

[Andytyme]

I am the happiest person on the face of the earth right now. My love life is the best I could possibly imagine.

[UltimateNaneki]

I am the happiest person on the face of the earth right now. My love life is the best I could possibly imagine.

And I'm Mary Poppins!

[Andytyme]

And I'm Mary Poppins!

Your name is marry and you have been popped? I find I dont believe that.

[UltimateNaneki]

Your not funny at all!

[Andytyme]

Your not funny at all!

And you absolutly do not interest me in any way possible!!!!

[UltimateNaneki]

And you absolutly do not interest me in any way possible!!!!


Good, cause you bore me .....

[Andytyme]

Good, cause you bore me .....

Good because if I found you alone in a room, I would not come over and flirt with you.

[UltimateNaneki]

Good because if I found you alone in a room, I would not come over and flirt with you.

Well don't cum cause I won't swallow!:blowjob:

[Andytyme]

Well don't cum cause I won't swallow!:blowjob:

You've just made me tantric

[UltimateNaneki]

You've just made me tantric


I will not sleep with you far from me!

[Andytyme]

I will not sleep with you far from me!

And I will NOT pleasure myself thinking..... about.... what... you ......have .....said..... OH GOD.. Gotta towel?

[scoobertina]

I don't miss Dreamy one bit... not a single bit at all... and I wish he would stay away all the time....

[scoobertina]

I am so glad my daughter goes back to college tomorrow... I don't miss her in the least and her boyfriend... wow.. where did she get him? What a loser....

[Guymisseswife]

I am not horny.

[Zifnab]

Cottage is my hero!!

[whosdaflirt]

I'm really disappointed that I wasn't able to restart a friendship today...with only the best intentions by both of us...

[PunkyBob]

I am not thinking about you, pretty lady...no, not one bit...

[pointofnoreturn]

My hubby is not leaving me again for another week...

[PunkyBob]

My hubby is not leaving me again for another week...

I am so sad to hear that!!

[AL(m)]

I'm not thinking of sex again.......

[PunkyBob]

I almost never think about sex...hardly ever...

[RedVixen]

Red is not worth anyone's time or attention...certainly not mine...I don't find her at all alluring... :kk

Whos isn't worth my time or attention either and I would never consider him a friend :kk

[whosdaflirt]

Whos isn't worth my time or attention either and I would never consider him a friend :kk

Well then...I guess we're both in great shape hating each other aren't we! :kk

[RedVixen]

I've never made love to Red.

This is a lie thread Idon:
In real life: yes
In your dreams: definitely not :D

[RedVixen]

Well then...I guess we're both in great shape hating each other aren't we! :kk

Yes...but I hate you more :kk

[Sabrina]

My hubby is not leaving me again for another week...

that does not make me think we need to go out partying!!

[RedVixen]

I never want to make love to RED (How is that for a lie?)

And I would never want to be with you either Andy :kk

[whosdaflirt]

Yes...but I hate you more :kk

Awww...I SO don't want to kiss you right now! :kk

[ldon]

My ex-wife's nick name was Red. Why are you picking on me?



Are you sure you don't want to re-phrase that? It's the lie thread...

Or maybe......hmmmmmm :sc

[RedVixen]

Awww...I SO don't want to kiss you right now! :kk

Good. Me either, so I won't....alright...if I have to...totally against my will...just one:kk

[Sabrina]

I am not dying to see him again!!!:whee:

[whosdaflirt]

Good. Me either, so I won't....alright...if I have to...totally against my will...just one:kk

Damn...you're not gonna play fair are you? That means I have to hold you close...look at that face I hate so much...it's such a struggle having to be this close to you! :knuddel:

[RedVixen]

Damn...you're not gonna play fair are you? That means I have to hold you close...look at that face I hate so much...it's such a struggle having to be this close to you! :knuddel:

Play fair? I never play fair....i am so totally devoted to only my feelings, never to anyone else's...not even you.:kk

[whosdaflirt]

Play fair? I never play fair....i am so totally devoted to only my feelings, never to anyone else's...not even you.:kk

Yeah...and it shows! You are so totally selfish...it makes us a perfect match. Neither one of us want to please anybody... :knuddel:

[bryan3636]

I'm not capable of telling a lie

[scottd]

i wish i never got enough post to view the gallery

[ldon]

I'm tired of lying.

[ldon]

I'm pretty sure I don't wanna see your picture.:lmao



i wish i never got enough post to view the gallery

[RedVixen]

I'm too tired for sex tonight;)

[ldon]

You go girl.;)

Play fair? I never play fair....i am so totally devoted to only my feelings, never to anyone else's...not even you.:kk

[ldon]

I'm to tired to join you.

[Micwar]

Walked in the door from work, wifey was on her knees, naked, waving her finger to come closer.

[RedVixen]

Walked in the door from work, wifey was on her knees, naked, waving her finger to come closer.

The same thing would happen if you came through my door too...

[Micwar]

The same thing would happen if you came through my door too...

Damn and on a lie thread, wait, let me think, yea, this is one of those times no means yes :confused:

[RedVixen]

Damn and on a lie thread, wait, let me think, yea, this is one of those times no means yes :confused:

Had you confused there for a minute didn't I:D

[Micwar]

Had you confused there for a minute didn't I:D

Yep but now I have the visual, :boobs: so excuse me for a minute, ok maybe 3, as I jump over to the last time I masturbated thread.

[Sneaky]

When I have crazy days at work super sexy and sweet e-mails do not put a smile on my face and make me want to do naughty things. I do not like the distraction and prefer to focus on my work. :lf

[Kissie]

I'm not sitting here waiting for the phone to ring.....

[AL(m)]

I dont want to be jumped and screwed silly tonight or tomorrow.......

[RedVixen]

Yep but now I have the visual, :boobs: so excuse me for a minute, ok maybe 3, as I jump over to the last time I masturbated thread.

:lmao I could so 'not' picture you doing this :lmao

[Micwar]

:lmao I could so 'not' picture you doing this :lmao

:cool: I feel so much worse right now

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm never going to be last again!

[RedVixen]

:cool: I feel so much worse right now

Would you like me not to fix that?

[Micwar]

There is no way I would want you on your knees before me....:blowjob:

Definitly not that either, no way, Remove those thoughts

[UltimateNaneki]

There is no way I would want you on your knees before me....:blowjob:

Definitly not that either, no way, Remove those thoughts

Good cause I don't like to swallow!:blowjob:

[Han Solo]

I could go ten more days without havings sex and not even care!

[Micwar]

Good cause I don't like to swallow!:blowjob:
That's great, now I don't have too spank you for being a naughty girl

[MCat]

My ex-wife's nick name was Red. Why are you picking on me?

Hey...I'm not picking on you Mr. I thought you were referring to RedVixen...how would I know your ex-wifes nick name? Don't be so sensitive....
:knuddel: feel better now

[Andytyme]

And I would never want to be with you either Andy :kk

And now I will never have any dreams of the fluid kind about Red.

[pointofnoreturn]

I am sooo happy right now I could****

[scoobertina]

I am so glad to hear a friend is sad... I don't want to help her at all....

[scoobertina]

I am so happy that I will be home alone on my birthday...

[AffableOne]

Staying in my own place alone at night when she was close by was easy to do.

[scoobertina]

I don't want to hear from my best friends tomorrow at all.... they will not make my day... nor do I wish I could have one of them wrapped up and sent to me for the day (and night)

[ldon]

I'm always posting stuff to the wrong threads. But here goes. Scoob, is so do not want to take you in my arms and show you what jungle love really is.

[MCat]

I am so not jealous...Jungle Love !!! I never want to know what that's like...:dd

[scoobertina]

I'm always posting stuff to the wrong threads. But here goes. Scoob, is so do not want to take you in my arms and show you what jungle love really is.

Jungle love? hmmmm sounds wild...

[Dmy]

Im not wishing Scoobertina a happy Birthday ! ;) :kk

[scoobertina]

Im not wishing Scoobertina a happy Birthday ! ;) :kk

I am not wishing Dreamy could do it in person... :kk

[Dmy]

I am not wishing Dreamy could do it in person... :kk

I dont have a present for you either............ :D

[scoobertina]

I dont have a present for you either............ :D

I don't want anything from you Dreamy... nothing...

[Dmy]

I don't want anything from you Dreamy... nothing...

I dont have anything to give you that I can find that you might like! ;)

[scoobertina]

I dont have anything to give you that I can find that you might like! ;)

I don't think you are looking hard enough.... ;) :nu

[whosdaflirt]

I don't want to hear from my best friends tomorrow at all.... they will not make my day... nor do I wish I could have one of them wrapped up and sent to me for the day (and night)

I really don't want to be anywhere near you today Scoob...I have no idea of how I could make your day...and the last thing I would do is find a way to be closer to you...I can't think of a thing I could offer you to celebrate your day today that you would actually enjoy...

[scoobertina]

I really don't want to be anywhere near you today Scoob...I have no idea of how I could make your day...and the last thing I would do is find a way to be closer to you...I can't think of a thing I could offer you to celebrate your day today that you would actually enjoy...

I don't want you near me either... you could not make my day... I can't think of a thing you could offer me that I would enjoy today...

[whosdaflirt]

I don't want you near me either... you could not make my day... I can't think of a thing you could offer me that I would enjoy today...

Well...good then. I won't call, I won't write, I won't tell you any details about what I don't want to do with you...not a thing from me today hon...

[OICurready4me]

I do not miss my little princess and I never will! She doesn't make me happy or turn me on one bit! (Damn that hurts me to say right now)

[scoobertina]

I do not miss my little princess and I never will! She doesn't make me happy or turn me on one bit! (Damn that hurts me to say right now)

I don't wish OIC any happiness... I don't wish things were better for him today... and I don't want to give him a huge hug....:hug:

[Dmy]

Not hoping for anymore meeting with anyone from here...:lf

[ldon]

Oddly enough, it doesn't involve spanking the monkey,



Jungle love? hmmmm sounds wild...

[Phlirt]

I just love my job and hope to work here until I'm 70!!

[waterboy]

My wife is not fat

[waterboy]

My day was good

[whosdaflirt]

I don't miss my good friend Red at all...I really don't want to chat with her for any reason...

[Sabrina]

I should not be working right now!:nu

[Dmy]

I not dragging today after about 3 hrs of sleep....feel so refreshed

[whosdaflirt]

I should not be working right now!:nuI'd rather you be working than to have to tolerate you being so close to me here...:kk

[Sabrina]

I do not enjoy whosda's sweet posts...:knuddel:

[whosdaflirt]

I do not enjoy whosda's sweet posts...:knuddel:

Good, because they are never intended for you anyway...I have desire to take you...er...make you smile... :kk

[Sabrina]

Good, because they are never intended for you anyway...I have desire to take you...er...make you smile... :kk


mmmm...that was not a turn on.....;)

[whosdaflirt]

mmmm...that was not a turn on.....;)

I have no desire to turn you on Sabrina...you have no affect on my...damn...I don't think I need to switch to the masturbation thread right now...

[Sabrina]

I have no desire to turn you on Sabrina...you have no affect on my...damn...I don't think I need to switch to the masturbation thread right now...

I do not need a cold shower right now!

[whosdaflirt]

I do not need a cold shower right now!

The thought of jumping in the shower with you didn't just take me places that are so totally blissful...

[Sabrina]

The thought of jumping in the shower with you didn't just take me places that are so totally blissful...

That visual did not make me all hot and bothered...:whee:

[whosdaflirt]

That visual did not make me all hot and bothered...:whee:

And I don't have any other visuals of you and I...on my desk...on the couch...in the bed...nope...none have flashed through my mind at all...:knuddel:

[Sabrina]

And I don't have any other visuals of you and I...on my desk...on the couch...in the bed...nope...none have flashed through my mind at all...:knuddel:

you didn't forget on your boat......:D

[waterboy]

I don't need to work out

[AL(m)]

I dont find Point a very sensual person..... and she doesnt catch my attention at all......

[Phlirt]

I can't stand to look at Guy's avatar for another second!! Or PunkyBob's... or Dreamy's, or... oh hell I like em all.

[Guymisseswife]

HA thanks flirt, I have missed you this morning.

[bryan3636]

I am not in the flirting mood today

[Phlirt]

I am not in the flirting mood today

Oh and Bryan's too... really hate that one

[waterboy]

I am a playboy bunny

[Sabrina]

I am not in the flirting mood today

me either

[waterboy]

me either that one made me chuckle

[Guymisseswife]

I REALLY dont want any pm's or im's today

[Sabrina]

I REALLY dont want any pm's or im's today

I don't intend to send any....

[Guymisseswife]

There is really no need lol

[Sabrina]

There is really no need lol

I have no intention.....don't worry

[waterboy]

I am the best lover ever

[scoobertina]

I do not miss my daughter and I am so happy to be alone today... but I didn't have any fun earlier...

[waterboy]

I am not sick and I did not call in today and sit her laying in bed typing on these posts so i can get to 150 and see what is on the othe side of the golden curtian. i didn't do that

[whosdaflirt]

I do not miss my daughter and I am so happy to be alone today... but I didn't have any fun earlier...

I don't want to hold you...to keep you company...and to help you have some more fun today...:kk

[scoobertina]

I don't want to hold you...to keep you company...and to help you have some more fun today...:kk

I would not take you up on that offer of company or being held.... and I am sure that this day will bring no more fun...

[whosdaflirt]

I would not take you up on that offer of company or being held.... and I am sure that this day will bring no more fun...

Well then, I will be sure to ignore you for the rest of the day...in fact...I'll just ignore you forever...:kk

[scoobertina]

Well then, I will be sure to ignore you for the rest of the day...in fact...I'll just ignore you forever...:kk

Good riddance, I was getting bored with you anyhow...;)

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm not going back to work !

[whosdaflirt]

Good riddance, I was getting bored with you anyhow...;)

Well, it's not like you do anything to make me happy or to feel appreciated anyway! :knuddel:

[unctarheel_32]

I quit my job today.

[scoobertina]

Well, it's not like you do anything to make me happy or to feel appreciated anyway! :knuddel:

Right back at you Whos... and I won't thank you for making my birthday a better one than it was going to be... I didn't need that at all

[RedVixen]

I don't miss my good friend Red at all...I really don't want to chat with her for any reason...

Oh and I didn't miss you at all either today...I never miss you....chat?...what is that? I don't have any reasons to chat with you :kk

[likesbuttons]

I think sex is boring....

[UltimateNaneki]

I think sex is boring....


I know it is...:D

[RedVixen]

I think sex is boring....

Well that would depend on who you're with:D

[UltimateNaneki]

Doing dishes is a load of fun....

[whosdaflirt]

Oh and I didn't miss you at all either today...I never miss you....chat?...what is that? I don't have any reasons to chat with you :kk

Well good, because I have no need of your pleasant conversation...your charm...your care...your friendship. So just go away will ya! :kk

[UltimateNaneki]

I am typing while I'm sleeping!

[Guymisseswife]

I do not want to flirt with someone today.

[IMaLady]

Please dont flirt with me.

[Guymisseswife]

I wont flirt with you after i drop the kid off at the bus stop in 10 minutes.

[IMaLady]

I wont be here waiting.

[scoobertina]

I got plenty of sleep last night.. I did not have to iron three sets of NJROTC uniforms for three ungrateful boys..

[Guymisseswife]

I wont be here waiting.

I am not back and ready.

[whosdaflirt]

I am not a very happy man, and I don't have my best friend to thank for that!

[IMaLady]

I am not back and ready.


Im not still here waiting patiently for you.

[IMaLady]

I am not a very happy man, and I don't have my best friend to thank for that!



I am not happy for you.:kk

[Guymisseswife]

Im not still here waiting patiently for you.

i am not sitting back comfortably refreshing every second waiting for a flirty word from you

[IMaLady]

Im not enjoying starring at your ass.

[Guymisseswife]

I am not thinking of a pm :D

[IMaLady]

I would hate to get one from you.

[Guymisseswife]

I would hate to send one

[IMaLady]

I wouldnt read it.

[Guymisseswife]

Good thing i did not send it.

[Amaretto]

Good thing i did not send it.

I don't want to enjoy some of this flirting action between guy and IMa.

[Guymisseswife]

HAHA I dont want you do get all excited

[angelis]

I don't miss my daily chat with my special friend,nope,not at all!!

[Amaretto]

HAHA I dont want you do get all excited

Your avatar would never get me excited.

[IMaLady]

Im not disapointed that I have to get off here now and stop flirting with guy.

[Guymisseswife]

Yeah it makes me happy you have to go for a few

[Guymisseswife]

Your avatar would never get me excited.
I was hoping it would not excite you

[Guymisseswife]

I do not want a nice pm from "you know who"

[whosdaflirt]

I am feeling great about myself today...feel like pounding my chest I am so awesome...

[scoobertina]

I don't wish I could help my best friend out today... and I don't think he deserves this...:hug:

[whosdaflirt]

I don't wish I could help my best friend out today... and I don't think he deserves this...:hug:

That wouldn't help out at all Scoob...not one bit...no reasoin for me to offer one of these in return... :kk

[RedVixen]

I am feeling great about myself today...feel like pounding my chest I am so awesome...

You are so not awesome and I don't want you feeling great about yourself...that's why I'm not concerned about you...I am not your friend:kk

[Annie]

I hate the idea of school starting! I am so dreading the thought of an hour or two by myself everyday! I am sooo going to miss my boy!

[whosdaflirt]

You are so not awesome and I don't want you feeling great about yourself...that's why I'm not concerned about you...I am not your friend:kk

Well..great..because days like today I don't need any friends around me at all! :kk

[yaser]

I love procrastinating...Who knows?

[RedVixen]

Well..great..because days like today I don't need any friends around me at all! :kk

Well that's good, because you don't have any friends:kk

[whosdaflirt]

Well that's good, because you don't have any friends:kk

Didn't think so Red...and I certainly don't count you among my favorites either? :knuddel:

[RedVixen]

Didn't think so Red...and I certainly don't count you among my favorites either? :knuddel:

I'm nobody's favorite :D

[ldon]

Yes you are, but not mine.

[pointofnoreturn]

I am sooooooooooooo happy right now I could just ****

[Guymisseswife]

I am sooooooooooooo happy right now I could just ****
ditto

[pointofnoreturn]

dittoplease donot come to see me?????

[scottd]

i hate points avatar

[UltimateNaneki]

I wish scottd would post lower,I can't keep up!

[Sweetdreams069]

I'm not thinking about how much fun it is to slip my fingers inside her panties. :rolleyes:

[RedVixen]

I have been oh so not horny all day today.

[spare_change]

I have been oh so not horny all day today.


I wouldn't be willing to join you in relieving some of that stress.

[RedVixen]

I wouldn't be willing to join you in relieving some of that stress.

Oh and I wouldn't want you to relieve my stress at all :kk

[Andytyme]

I would not EVER, EVER want to have a threesome with Red and Scoob!..Nope, Never.

[UltimateNaneki]

I would not EVER, EVER want to have a threesome with Red and Scoob!..Nope, Never.


And don't think I will want to be invited....

[scoobertina]

I would not EVER, EVER want to have a threesome with Red and Scoob!..Nope, Never.

Hmmm. Andy... I would never consider giving you anything you wanted?

[Parkergrey]

I don't like the shape of RedVixen's Ass. I am not drooling!

[bryan3636]

I'm not at all interested in sex today and no one can talk me into it

[Guymisseswife]

It is a great fucking day

[PunkyBob]

i have nothing to do today...not one thing...I am not racing against the clock doing stupid shit...

[scoobertina]

I am not bored silly today....

[PunkyBob]

I am not bored silly today....

Trade you? I got a list a mile long here...

[scoobertina]

Trade you? I got a list a mile long here...

Not today... I am thinking about a little sunshine right about after lunch

[PunkyBob]

Not today... I am thinking about a little sunshine right about after lunch

Soak some in for me, pretty one

[p.J]

I am in a very angelic mood today!

[spare_change]

I am in a very angelic mood today!



Cool !!! I never screwed an angel before !

[p.J]

Cool !!! I never screwed an angel before !

Spare and I are going to screw big time! :smdance:

[spare_change]

Spare and I are going to screw big time! :smdance:



We just did --- did you miss it?

[p.J]

We just did --- did you miss it?


Nope my eyes were wide open and I was most attentive!

[RedVixen]

Well I'm still not horny today.

[Willy S]

Well I'm still not horny today.

I'm sorry about that.

[RedVixen]

I'm sorry about that.

I'm not sure:D

[Willy S]

I am.

[RedVixen]

I'm not.

[Willy S]

I'm not confused.

[yaser]

Well I'm still not horny today.
I believe in what you say..You always tell truth..

[RedVixen]

I believe in what you say..You always tell truth..

i always tell the truth on this thread - NOT.

[p.J]

I am not going to stuff my face with Curry or drink copious amounts of Rioja, just because its Friday night!!! Tut tut as if...

[yaser]

i always tell the truth on this thread - NOT.
Why you put Not?I don't know who you are..You are not in my concerns...

[ldon]

I'm not sure why I'm here but it prbably isn't to meet hot women. I noticed Red's avitar doesn't turn me on anymore. I seldom think of sex.

[RedVixen]

Why you put Not?I don't know who you are..You are not in my concerns...

Oh and I don't so like you either Yaser:kk

[yaser]

Oh and I don't so like you either Yaser:kk
Red, I cannot thank you for you don't like me..Sorry..

[scoobertina]

I did not finally leave the house today and forget to buy the one thing I went out for... and I do not need to get a job and get me out of this place..

[whosdaflirt]

I'm thrilled to have no time to post here this weekend...it's making life so enjoyable...

[pointofnoreturn]

I am sooo angry right now I could ****

[RedVixen]

I'm thrilled to have no time to post here this weekend...it's making life so enjoyable...

And I'm so terribly thrilled you won't be here this weekend:kk

[P.R.]

I smashed my finger todat and it felt sooooooo good

[Sweetdreams069]

I won't miss her at all next week while she's away.

[scoobertina]

I am happy that someone got their way today...

[Han Solo]

I am so happy my chat got cut short today!

[snowflake]

Ready for Christmas :whee:

[cherokeered]

This week has been the best ever......

[scoobertina]

I am so happy my chat got cut short today!

Wow, the same thing did not happen to me... and I am happy about it too..

[Micwar]

My wife told me to go have sex with whomever I want whenever I want.