Tell Me A Lie!

[MCat]

My wife told me to go have sex with whomever I want whenever I want.

Well then...you better come on over...;)

[Micwar]

Well then...you better come on over...;)

Alright, I get too get some.....hold on I'm trying to remember what I'm suppose to do....

[RedVixen]

Alright, I get too get some.....hold on I'm trying to remember what I'm suppose to do....

do you need my instructions manual?:D

[Micwar]

do you need my instructions manual?:D

won't do any good unless I have my glasses on (can't do that it makes me look like a nerd) so how about you come along and just tell me how, what, when, where, and when I'm done, that why I won't have the anxiety of screwing this up, that is if you have a couple of minutes to spare. Wait I'm feeling mighty frisky better plan for three minutes

[RedVixen]

won't do any good unless I have my glasses on (can't do that it makes me look like a nerd) so how about you come along and just tell me how, what, when, where, and when I'm done, that why I won't have the anxiety of screwing this up, that is if you have a couple of minutes to spare. Wait I'm feeling mighty frisky better plan for three minutes

Okay this is a lie thread so here goes:

You'll definitely need your glasses for my instructions hun and you better plan on spending alot less then 3 minutes with me:dd

[Micwar]

Okay this is a lie thread so here goes:

You'll definitely need your glasses for my instructions hun and you better plan on spending alot less then 3 minutes with me:dd

Oh I also forgot to mention I have very small hands and feet so.......

[cherokeered]

Oh, the cows are coming home.......

[scoobertina]

I am so glad that my hubby came home when he did...

[UltimateNaneki]

I have cable and watch TV 24/7!

[likesbuttons]

Well that would depend on who you're with:D

Red, tell me more....oh and No it doesn't matter....hehe

[UltimateNaneki]

I want to be pregnant!

[MIGHTY]

I hated the feeling of being pregnant and never think about wanting to having another......

[spare_change]

I'm thinking 15 minutes with me and Mighty won't be able to remember her name, much less her troubles !

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm thinking 15 minutes with me and Mighty won't be able to remember her name, much less her troubles !


thinking maybe less then 1hr won't be better! :lmao

[whosdaflirt]

And I'm so terribly thrilled you won't be here this weekend:kk

It's better that way Red. Cause if I were here I wouldn't want to hold you, to kiss you, to tackle you, to ravage your body, to drive you wild with passion and excitement, to keep making love with you until you told me you needed to recover...then to eat some corn flakes and see what they do to us ;)

[RedVixen]

It's better that way Red. Cause if I were here I wouldn't want to hold you, to kiss you, to tackle you, to ravage your body, to drive you wild with passion and excitement, to keep making love with you until you told me you needed to recover...then to eat some corn flakes and see what they do to us ;)

Well I didn't eat a bowl of corn flakes for breakfast...no I would never do that again :D Oh and I would never want you to hold, kiss, tackle, ravage or make love to me:kk You forget, I'm never horny.

[ZoeZachary]

I'm looking forward to going home. :(

[whosdaflirt]

And Red...you never make me horny. Not one bit...

[RedVixen]

And Red...you never make me horny. Not one bit...

Good:) And I don't want ever want to:kk

[bryan3636]

I had the most uninspired, boring, fall asleep chat last night

[UltimateNaneki]

I have so much energy right now.

[Dmy]

I cant wait to go to work and leave this place! :spbx:

[UltimateNaneki]

I cant wait to go to work and leave this place! :spbx:

I wish you'd leave too, your so ugly to look at!!

[snowflake]

I wish I could never have sex again!!!!

[scoobertina]

I did not have a great time this morning... wish I didn't have to do it again anytime soon...

[ZoeZachary]

I don't love him. It is too difficult to do so.

[yaser]

It was a very good sleep last night.I wish I had the same sleep..

[cherokeered]

I don't enjoy flirting.....and certainly not with Tiger

[yaser]

I have not missed my teacher..

[Sneaky]

I have had very pure ideas put in my head recently. And I am only thinking pure thoughts.

[yaser]

I have had very pure ideas put in my head recently. And I am only thinking pure thoughts.
Sneaky are you Puritan?

[Sneaky]

Sneaky are you Puritan?

In the lie thread I am

[yaser]

In the lie thread I am
Outside orthodox?

[UltimateNaneki]

I just did the quiz and I missed every question!

[yaser]

I just did the quiz and I missed every question!
Not missed talking to you in sex,Ulti.

[UltimateNaneki]

I can never excite Yaser !

[yaser]

I can never excite Yaser !
I am not sure of it..

[UltimateNaneki]

I will never see my lover again! :(

[UltimateNaneki]

I have no friends here !

[scoobertina]

I got an IM and a PM today and I am so happy about it...

[UltimateNaneki]

I paid someone to do my washing

[Micwar]

I paid someone to do my washing

She had me do it nude...

[Dmy]

Red ass does nothing at all for me! I wouldnt want to touch it or her! :kk

[angelis]

patience is one of my strong points!!

[bryan3636]

My life is boring and nothing exciting ever happens

[Willy S]

I'm working really hard this morning.

[IMaLady]

I'm working really hard this morning.



You are always working hard.:D

[Willy S]

I'm never hard when I'm working.

[IMaLady]

I never want sex during the day.

[Willy S]

Neither do I.

[IMaLady]

I dont like to be hot and sweaty.

[Phlirt]

I am SO friggin happy right now I could just burst!!

[Willy S]

I wouldn't like to do someone on my desk right now.

[whosdaflirt]

I am SO friggin happy right now I could just burst!!

Awww PHX...I don't have enough happiness to share some with you this morning...nor would I ever try to make you feel better! :kk

[Phlirt]

Awww PHX...I don't have enough happiness to share some with you this morning...nor would I ever try to make you feel better! :kk

I don't think you are sweet, nor do I appreciate your sentiments ;)

[IMaLady]

I dont need to be cleaning my house naked right now.

[Willy S]

I dont need to be cleaning my house naked right now.

I don't wish I was there.

[whosdaflirt]

I don't think you are sweet, nor do I appreciate your sentiments ;)

Well, good then. Please make sure you don't accept this :kk or this :hug:. And I could never be sweet on you...

[IMaLady]

I don't wish I was there.




I wouldnt put on a good show.

[Guymisseswife]

i am doing better than i thought i would be today

[Willy S]

I wouldnt put on a good show.

I'd help you get the vacuuming done.

[IMaLady]

I'd help you get the vacuuming done.



I would get so much work done if you were here.

[scoobertina]

I did not have a wonderful weekend... I did not flirt like crazy in here.. and I do not hope to get this job... oh man, I did not get my resume updated either...

[Willy S]

I have no problem working when I'm this horny.

[pointofnoreturn]

I have no problem working when I'm this horny.I never expected to get home grown tomatoes from Willy.....:cry:

[One Song Hero]

I am SO friggin happy right now I could just burst!!
I don't wish to join in with her friends here and wish PhoenixFlirt some happiness and some peace of mind.

[pointofnoreturn]

I wouldn't like to do someone on my desk right now.mmmmm my not favorite place....:dd

[UltimateNaneki]

I have not been thinking about my next vacation at all!

[whosdaflirt]

I am not in a wonderful mood today, and none of the ladies here make me feel that way!

[PlayfulMale69]

I don't like pleasing others

[Dmy]

I got all the sex I want! and need! :D ;)

[UltimateNaneki]

Since your not having fun, I will stay up late!

[scoobertina]

Yesterday was crummy, Today was lousy, and tomorrow will be even worse...

[bryan3636]

I was expecting so much more, how disappointing...

[Dmy]

I am thinking about never coming here again!

[whosdaflirt]

This is the worst week of my life....

[RedVixen]

I'm just so unhappy today - it's just so awful:D

[whosdaflirt]

Red's unhappiness is rubbing off on me. I am now so very sad!

[scoobertina]

I didn't masturbate once today, not a single solitary time... and if I had it would've been with a total stranger ...

[ldon]

I was feeling pretty bummed and then I read Red's post which has cheered me up. Red, is there anything I can do to make your day worse? Some good news maybe?

:cry:

I'm just so unhappy today - it's just so awful:D

[RedVixen]

I was feeling pretty bummed and then I read Red's post which has cheered me up. Red, is there anything I can do to make your day worse? Some good news maybe?

:cry:

Oh it's just terrible to see you tonight hun...you are so not adored by me:kk

[UltimateNaneki]

I miss my husband! (lol)

[AL(m)]

I miss not having sex........

[UltimateNaneki]

I miss not having sex........

I don't like :hug:ing amb!

[RedVixen]

I miss not having sex........

Neither do I.

[wall-flower]

I reached my 500 posts and I'm pm'ing everyone at once.

[whosdaflirt]

Neither do I.

I wouldn't want to help Red by not having sex with her...

[AL(m)]

I don't like :hug:ing amb!
Cant stand hugsss.. even when I need lots.......
hugs

[RedVixen]

I wouldn't want to help Red by not having sex with her...

And I would never have sex with Whos...never:kk

[cherokeered]

I hate cauliflower

[whosdaflirt]

And I would never have sex with Whos...never:kk

and it wouldn't be incredibly passionate, thrilling or hot in any way.. :kk

[UltimateNaneki]

My stomach just did not growl!

[Andytyme]

and it wouldn't be incredibly passionate, thrilling or hot in any way.. :kk

I would NEVER let Red or Scoob, or Ulti EVER EVER EVER suduce me. Nope, not in a million years.

[RedVixen]

I would NEVER let Red or Scoob, or Ulti EVER EVER EVER suduce me. Nope, not in a million years.

I would never think of seducing you...I'm too innocent for that:D

[UltimateNaneki]

I would NEVER let Red or Scoob, or Ulti EVER EVER EVER suduce me. Nope, not in a million years.

I know I will never ever seduce Andytyme! :)

[scoobertina]

I would NEVER let Red or Scoob, or Ulti EVER EVER EVER suduce me. Nope, not in a million years.

Ewwww... seduce you?... not me....

[Andytyme]

All of these untruthful statements are not making me extremly horny!.. I will not go and visit the "when was the last time" thread in about two minutes..

[UltimateNaneki]

All of these untruthful statements are not making me extremly horny!.. I will not go and visit the "when was the last time" thread in about two minutes..

Andy is really starting to dry me up...

[cherokeered]

I am not getting build up......sigh

[RedVixen]

I am so not horny right now and I certainly couldn't use a great :sex right now!!!

[ldon]

I know, you are my most unfavorite person in this site. I hope you don't find a f**k buddy so that you will always be as unhorny as me.;)

Oh it's just terrible to see you tonight hun...you are so not adored by me:kk

[scoobertina]

Ummm... ummmm.... Idon and Red are not making me any hornier than I already am.. and if I don't get sex soon I will be the happiest of women...

[Wet Beaver]

I really truely...love Spare....in fact he is a asset to this site......

[ldon]

Even if Scoob and Red were both lying naked on my king size bed with their skin moist from exertion, their eyes glazed with anticipation, their breasts throbbing for more, I would simply close the door and walk away. And that's because for that last 3 years I've made love to a different women every night and just can't do it nay more.:whee:



Ummm... ummmm.... Idon and Red are not making me any hornier than I already am.. and if I don't get sex soon I will be the happiest of women...

[RedVixen]

I know, you are my most unfavorite person in this site. I hope you don't find a f**k buddy so that you will always be as unhorny as me.;)

Well you're not a favorite of mine either and I'll never find a f**k buddy nor will I ever be as unhorny as you:kk

[RedVixen]

Even if Scoob and Red were both lying naked on my king size bed with their skin moist from exertion, their eyes glazed with anticipation, their breasts throbbing for more, I would simply close the door and walk away. And that's because for that last 3 years I've made love to a different women every night and just can't do it nay more.:whee:

I don't like king size beds, nor do I like Idon:kk

[spare_change]

I really truely...love Spare....in fact he is a asset to this site......


Awww, dahling ..... you say the sweetest things! You know I feel just the same about you! That's why I so look forward to the next time you fly in!

[Guymisseswife]

It sure is a great day

[Dmy]

I dont have any good friends here or do I want to get involved with them... Who knows what could happen? :D :sex :knuddel:

[pointofnoreturn]

I never ever ever want to meet anyone here in person. Never...

[cherokeered]

I do not ever want to have sex again

[bryan3636]

I'm leaving and I'm never coming back

[whosdaflirt]

I never think about giving someone else a chance to be happy, even if it may come at a cost to myself.

[whosdaflirt]

I am thrilled with today...I would love to repeat it over and over again...remember Niedermeyer in Animal House? Thank you sir, may I have another!

[Sneaky]

My mind is closing more and more every day. New things do not interest me.

[Pink4You]

I will never touch myself when I feel the need to please myself. I will not buy another toy for sexual pleasure. I will not go out of the house without underwear. I will not come back to this place after this post. :knuddel:

[OICurready4me]

I could care less about my upcoming trip! Whether I see her or not doesn't matter (shit, this is painful)

[scoobertina]

One Song does not make me laugh uncontrollably....

[One Song Hero]

One Song does not make me laugh uncontrollably....
And she [Tina] doesn't make me smile incessantly!

[whosdaflirt]

And she [Tina] doesn't make me smile incessantly!

And the combination of One Songs thoughts and Scoob's company have not gotten my day off to a wonderful start!

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm always sad here.

[One Song Hero]

and, oh, how I hate whosdaflirt's gregarious and sharp-witted nature

[author's note: only one lie or partial lie is contained in the above passage; do not look for multiple lies or double negatives, or fruit flies or chewable laxatives]

[UltimateNaneki]

I find One Song Hero annoying!

[Momma]

I am in the greatest mood ever

[One Song Hero]

I find One Song Hero annoying!
Ulti, she makes me hurl...

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm not horny.

[One Song Hero]

I'm not wishing I could stay up to stay up with someone in an adjacent country.

[Madison-Mike]

I'm not horny.

I believe you Ulti...

cause I'm not horny either.

[UltimateNaneki]

I believe you Ulti...

cause I'm not horny either.

And I'm not dripping of any wetness....not me!

[MichiganMan]

I'm a hunk of a man - 5'2", bald except for that long strand of black hair that I comb over the top. Have a blue eye and a brown eye - hard to find matching wooden eyes at the discount store. Have all my own teeth - all 6 of 'em. Weigh a healthy 365#. Oh yeah, did I mention I groom my hairy eyebrows by licking them down. I also have a 10" willy, at least I think it's still there - haven't seen it since 1985. If ya want a hunk of a man - i'm the one you stay up all night dreaming about.

[scoobertina]

I'm a hunk of a man - 5'2", bald except for that long strand of black hair that I comb over the top. Have a blue eye and a brown eye - hard to find matching wooden eyes at the discount store. Have all my own teeth - all 6 of 'em. Weigh a healthy 365#. Oh yeah, did I mention I groom my hairy eyebrows by licking them down. I also have a 10" willy, at least I think it's still there - haven't seen it since 1985. If ya want a hunk of a man - i'm the one you stay up all night dreaming about.

Oh man you have me drooling here...... come and get me..

[c50t]

I am not going to jack off today.

[scoobertina]

I am not going to jack off today.

and I am going to watch you not jack off today...

[whosdaflirt]

I am very hyper right now.

[UltimateNaneki]

I have cable TV.

[cherokeered]

i don't have satellite tv

[Andytyme]

I do not like what I see on my computer screen.

[Sneaky]

I am not going to the spa on Friday, and it will not be heaven.


And I do not have a little window of fun scheduled over my lunch hour tomorrow.

And i am so happy to have a 6:30 meeting tommorrow.

[Dmy]

I dont have any fantasies about the ladies here! ;) :knuddel:

[whosdaflirt]

Today is off to the best start ever...

[aviatorspirit69]

Im not missing her at all!

[AL(m)]

I've had enough of all the sexy ladies on her......

[deercrow]

i hate this site.........lol

[Sneaky]

I am well rested and it is thanks to my discipline for getting enough rest.


Also:

My lunch hour today sucked.

[yaser]

I am well rested and it is thanks to my discipline for getting enough rest.


Also:

My lunch hour today sucked.
I have never wanted to give a whole body massage hun..

[whosdaflirt]

I feel so incredibly useful tonight

[Andytyme]

I am glad she is going on vacation for a week.

[cheerymissy_34]

:lmao Im REALLY not addicted to this site..

[Dmy]

:lmao Im REALLY not addicted to this site..

and I hope not.........cause I dont want to find out! ;)

[UltimateNaneki]

Dreamy really does nothing for me!

[Dmy]

Dreamy really does nothing for me!


I have never chased Ulti around! ;) :kk

[UltimateNaneki]

I have never chased Ulti around! ;) :kk


That's right....and now you will not miss me for 4 days, are you not lucky!:kk

[p.J]

I don't lie online... o arsewipes wrong thread! :rolleyes:

[whosdaflirt]

What I give is worth a great deal...

[Wil]

I won't be late to the office this morning....

[GeekMaster]

I am working today.

[Andytyme]

Today is going to be great because we will get to talk all day together..

[Madison-Mike]

I have everything I need and am quite content.

[p.J]

My car will not cost me an arm and a leg when I get it back from a service... :cry:

[scoobertina]

Whos is not a great friend.. he is never there to help me when I am down.. and he definitely does not make me feel any better ever..

[PunkyBob]

I have nothing to do...there are no deadlines LOOMING on the near horizon...I am getting along at home just beautifully...

[ldon]

my avatar is really me just like yours is.

[Madison-Mike]

I perfer the guys in the forums to the women.

[wall-flower]

wall-flower is my real name

[scoobertina]

I am so glad he isn't here tonight... I don't miss him in the least.....

[cheerymissy_34]

I really dont like sex at all

[aviatorspirit69]

I am so glad he isn't here tonight... I don't miss him in the least.....


I dont miss anyone either

[Sneaky]

I was so sad to have the day off today and a long weekend ahead of me.

[Sweetdreams069]

Going to a wedding tomorrow and really looking forward to it

[One Song Hero]

I am so glad he isn't here tonight... I don't miss him in the least.....
I don't miss having someone to miss like she's missing him...:(

[Sabrina]

I don't miss having someone to miss like she's missing him...:(

You will find her!:kk

[One Song Hero]

You will find her!:kk
You are a gem and an angel. Thank you, Sabrina. :kk

[Sabrina]

You are a gem and an angel. Thank you, Sabrina. :kk

Hey...this is the lie thread! :nu

[One Song Hero]

Hey...this is the lie thread! :nu
Oh, says you, huh... then your post... will find... aha!
I guess you can file this one under accidental paybacks! :D

[spare_change]

I am really disillusioned. Had to go to the doctor today. Had chafing in my private area.

He said it wasn't a big deal; I just need to park closer to the office. It seems that dragging my dick across the pavement causes chafing. Who knew??

[spare_change]

Found out today that Shania Twain CAN sing while giving a blowjob.

[wall-flower]

Found out today that Shania Twain CAN sing while giving a blowjob.

I don't find this funny!!!!!

[scoobertina]

this man does not intrigue me in the least.....

[Han Solo]

this man does not intrigue me in the least.....
I am NOT this man!

[scoobertina]

I would never consider Han!

[Han Solo]

I would definitely hide my eyes if scoob took her shirt off!

[scoobertina]

I don't like Han or his paddles..

[Han Solo]

Can't stand it when scoob talks dirty.....

[One Song Hero]

Five hours, I don't think that's a record for me, posting here at MandF.

[scoobertina]

I don't want to stay here any longer... I can keep my eyes open all night long and Han is not tempting me in the least...

[Han Solo]

I don't want to tempt anyone to stay

[One Song Hero]

I don't like baked beans mixed in with my mac'n'cheese.

[Han Solo]

That dish sounds really good!

[One Song Hero]

That dish sounds really good!
It's not. :D

[whosdaflirt]

I am not feeling such mixed emotions this morning...

[fly]

I don't like baked beans mixed in with my mac'n'cheese.

UGHH.......If I didn't feel like tossing my cookies BEFORE, I would now...........
ummm........I mean........that sounds delicious!!!

[Sabrina]

I do not wish he were here with me right now....

[scoobertina]

I am really disillusioned. Had to go to the doctor today. Had chafing in my private area.

He said it wasn't a big deal; I just need to park closer to the office. It seems that dragging my dick across the pavement causes chafing. Who knew??


:lmao :lmao :lmao Thanks I didn't need to hear that today... geez..

[ldon]

No legs huh, that's a bitch.:lmao

I am really disillusioned. Had to go to the doctor today. Had chafing in my private area.

He said it wasn't a big deal; I just need to park closer to the office. It seems that dragging my dick across the pavement causes chafing. Who knew??

[Andytyme]

I want her to keep the bikini on.

[cherokeered]

It doesn't matter

[yaser]

My wheels don't slip today

[pointofnoreturn]

I am sooo happy I never get to see Dreamy here anymore??Hiya Dreamy..I so do not miss you....Hope your days are full of no fun..:hug:(hug is not a lie)

[One Song Hero]

Lying makes us better people.

[One Song Hero]

UGHH.......If I didn't feel like tossing my cookies BEFORE, I would now...........

ummm........I mean........that sounds delicious!!!



I'm glad I almost made flybabe hurl on her birthday.

[pointofnoreturn]

I wann a go to bed now....

[One Song Hero]

I shouldn't go to bed now.

[pointofnoreturn]

I don't need to go to bed...

[yaser]

I don't need to go to bed...
I need not you in my bed..

[Madison-Mike]

We need the women to find better avatars.

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm so happy to be back home!

[scoobertina]

I am wide awake and don't wish I was in my warm comfy bed...

[whosdaflirt]

:kk I wouldn't want to give anyone one of these... :hug:

[Andytyme]

I didn't enjoy the talk last night and I could have done with out the PM this morning.

[bryan3636]

I'm really cringing at the thought of talking to her.....!

[p.J]

I'm in a great mood today... :rolleyes:

[Willy S]

I'm miserable

[PlayfulMale69]

I just love being pushed away and not wanted.

[WandaRing]

I have had more sex then any one person should be allowed to have, legal or otherwise....:lmao

[scottd]

i dont want to find anyone to play with

[whosdaflirt]

:kk I'm not interested in anyone here...no...not in the least...

[Willy S]

flybabe is not at all hot - not at all

[bryan3636]

This day is flying by.....!

[Madison-Mike]

I can't wait to get home.

[Sweetdreams069]

I can't wait to get up at 4am tomorrow and go into work.

[scoobertina]

My husband is the easiest man to talk to, he is so considerate and thoughtful too..

[cherokeered]

my husband is so helpful and supportive

[Frenchie]

My D*ck's so big I had to install a warning signal for planes on it

[Sneaky]

I'm not hungry

[cherokeered]

I don't say fuk when i cum...and i am not loud

[snowflake]

I can't wait to go to work tomorrow in the rain...

[scoobertina]

I did not have a picture of the perfect place for a romantic interlude sent to me today....

[longing for passion]

I am not in the least bit exhausted.;)

[scoobertina]

I can wait to hear his voice again.....

[whosdaflirt]

I don't say fuk when i cum...and i am not loud

I don't want to hear Cherokee when she cums, and definately not if she's gonna be loud!

[scoobertina]

I don't want to feel all warm and fuzzy today.....

[AL(m)]

Scoobertina isnt the warmest cuddliest lady I have ever met......

[Amaretto]

I won't have a good time on my cruise next week. I won't see any beautiful beaches. I won't look good in my bikini. I won't flirt with anyone the whole week.

But most of all, I will not miss my friends here while I am gone. Nope, not a bit. Who needs ya?

:na

[cheerymissy_34]

I will not miss this site when i go away this weekend....;)

[bryan3636]

I hope you have a terrible time on your vacation and I won't miss you in the least



I won't have a good time on my cruise next week. I won't see any beautiful beaches. I won't look good in my bikini. I won't flirt with anyone the whole week.

But most of all, I will not miss my friends here while I am gone. Nope, not a bit. Who needs ya?

:na

[rainbowhigh]

I wouldn't rather be doing anything than what I'm doing right now - homework. It's the stuff of dreams, let me tell ya. lol!!!

[scoobertina]

My husband makes total sense to me.. I am not on that emotional roller coaster right now.. I don't need my friends..

[whosdaflirt]

I don't want to be a friend...I don't want to help...and I am really excited when I get shut out due to my own actions....

[LL]

i love my ex wife!! that gotta be the best today huh??? :wa:

[angelis]

I'm a good girl,naughty thoughts never enter my head!!

[GeekMaster]

I'm a good girl,naughty thoughts never enter my head!!

Angelis is telling the truth!!!

[One Song Hero]

I don't care for angelis' avatar. It doesn't give me a warm chill. It's not the lighting as well as the subject that makes me, I mean doesn't make me want to view it time and time again. Oh, and angelis herself doesn't match, and especially doesn't eclipse, the hotness of her avatar. No way.

[angelis]

Angelis is telling the truth!!!

you are so right Geek!!

[angelis]

I don't care for angelis' avatar. It doesn't give me a warm chill. It's not the lighting as well as the subject that makes me, I mean doesn't make me want to view it time and time again. Oh, and angelis herself doesn't match, and especially doesn't eclipse, the hotness of her avatar. No way.

well i'm glad you don't care for my avatar One Song,because I am going to change it,I dont like it either,and as for your terrible comments,i don't want any more of them

(wow this reversing everything you say is tricky!!!);)

[Sneaky]

I need to go to the doctor because I have a very low sex drive.

[c50t]

I am not distracted at work when I get a hard on.

[spare_change]

Eva Longoria called --- I don't think I'll call her back --- she just wants my body; she doesn't respect me as a human. I'm just a piece of meat to her.

[spare_change]

Wonder Woman wanted to know if she had left her magic lasso in my bedroom.

[spare_change]

Got an envelope from my favorite marketer -- it was stamped "Panties - Britney Spears - Used".


The envelope was empty. Only cost me $29.99

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Got an envelope from my favorite marketer -- it was stamped "Panties - Britney Spears - Used".


The envelope was empty. Only cost me $29.99


that was so not funny, so I'm not sitting here giggling :lmao