Tell Me A Lie!

[Hotshotfireguy]

Let's just kiss and say goodbye.

[UltimateNaneki]

I want to be sad all year!

[Dir]

I forgot him

[UltimateNaneki]

I don't have feelings.

[Sabrina]

I didn't miss this place!

[Sneaky]

I am very level headed and non-reactionary.

[UltimateNaneki]

I like missing my special friend here!

[Sabrina]

Hi Sneaky! How are ya kiddo?

[Sneaky]

Hi Sneaky! How are ya kiddo?

:kk Hey girl! How have you been? I'm the same old trouble maker. ;)

[Sabrina]

Fine babe! Glad to see you are still you!:D

[BadenLink]

There are no sexy ladies on this site!

[Sabrina]

I am not horny now!

[Iwantutowantme]

I am not horny now!

I'm not horny now,too...............

[UltimateNaneki]

I love watching the snow fall for 24 long hours.

[mithidraes]

i REALLY enjoy not being able to sleep at night

[yaser]

I am not ready for a new love.

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm not ready for a divorce.

[Missy38]

I'm not ready for a divorce eiher...

[UltimateNaneki]

This year won't be exciting for me.

[Missy38]

I'm not tired....

[yaser]

I'm not tired....
Please don't go to bed..And don't take my kiss. :kk

[UltimateNaneki]

Yaser don't kiss good!

[yaser]

Yaser don't kiss good!
True..Not long and licking and sucking ;) Ulti's tongue and lips..

[TIGUY]

There's no one from this site I ever think about....

[UltimateNaneki]

I don't miss talking to anyone hear at all!

[BadenLink]

I Love Cold As Heck Weather!

[UltimateNaneki]

I Love Cold As Heck Weather!

That is great to here...you can have fun here its -11f here in Montreal!

[BadenLink]

I love scrapping ice of my car! FUN!!!!

[UltimateNaneki]

I love wearing many layers, then having my glasses get all fogged up!

[Carlfy]

12 inches

[flamengo130]

after I have my coffee on the patio, think I'll mow the yard

[mithidraes]

Going to go swimming at the lake today.

[razorsedge]

I'm sooooooooooo glad to be back to work after this long weekend.

[Torin]

I'm not feeling frisky at all today...

[razorsedge]

I'm not feeling frisky at all today...

Me neither...and not looking for anyone to help.

[TIGUY]

I don't miss some of my old friends from here...naw!!

[TIGUY]

I don't miss some of my old friends from here...naw!!

[TIGUY]

I never heard of that Thick Italian guy!!

[SEXAHOLIC]

I'm not always HORNY.

[UltimateNaneki]

I never get wet!

[MagicalBeing]

I never get hard....

[yaser]

I need not sex now..

[Missy38]

I'm not Horny....

[yaser]

I'm not Horny....
Your avatar does not make me horny Missy.

[Missy38]

I'm not getting hornier by the second....yaser

[yaser]

I'm not getting hornier by the second....yaser
Never get hornier by seeing your lovely boobs and your true soul..

[Missy38]

My eyes aren't tired from posting .....

[yaser]

My eyes aren't tired from posting .....
Honey I never want you to be with me here..Don't read anything..Dont go to bed..I ma not interested in your health. :kk

[Missy38]

yaser, i'm not here to get my posts up...i'm not posting anymore tonight...i'm not going to bed soon.....i'm not addictived to posting...

[yaser]

yaser, i'm not here to get my posts up...i'm not posting anymore tonight...i'm not going to bed soon.....i'm not addictived to posting...
Please stay here with me dear more..I don't want you to go..I ma not addictive to your post and I will not be waiting for you Missy.

[Missy38]

I don't have to go...I'm not going to bed now.....I won't miss posting with you...yaser

[yaser]

I don't have to go...I'm not going to bed now.....I won't miss posting with you...yaser
I wi
ll miss you Missy..Never come earlier..Don't remeber me when you are awake..

[Missy38]

You will not miss me posting, you never come early....I can forget you...

[yaser]

You will not miss me posting, you never come early....I can forget you...
I need you now,Missy awfully.. :kk Please don't leave me alone.. :kk

[MIGHTY]

I am completely content right now.....soo look forward to work tonight, and want to stay home even more than that......

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm not becoming attached to someone here!

[Dmy]

I have no intentions of meeting someone from here!

[UltimateNaneki]

I will not enjoy Dallas to its fullest.

[oldandnaked]

I was a body double for John Holmes.

[UltimateNaneki]

I can go without sex for years....

[oggieball]

I always know whats going on with your head.

[UltimateNaneki]

I hate making new friends.

[oggieball]

No really I love your mother.

[UltimateNaneki]

No really I love your mother.

:lmao

Your Christmas present was so appreciated.

[oggieball]

So size doesn't matter.

[UltimateNaneki]

The snowblower in not making lots of noise!

[oggieball]

Baby i didn't fall asleep i was just so relaxed.

[Torin]

I'm not sore at all because of last nights adventures.

[JCDxn]

oh no honey you go out, you deserve it I will stay home with the kids and babysit..

[oggieball]

NO really I have no idea who those panties got under my seat in the truck.

[scarlett]

Iam not enjoying myself in this site.

[Sylar]

A large piece of furniture called a "sex wedge" is a terrible prop in the bedroom and DOES NOT lead to mind blowing orgasms...

[UltimateNaneki]

I have no furniture in my apt.

[cloudrunner]

2

[Dmy]

No, honey, I haven't been on the computer at all today...

LMAO :lmao I use that one too!

[Dmy]

I'm not sore at all because of last nights adventures.



I sure am not jealous! :55

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm happy I'm not laying next to Dreamy...it looks like he takes the whole bed. :lmao

[cherokeered]

I am not a bit tired right now....sigh

[UltimateNaneki]

I love being booted from the site non-stop!

[UltimateNaneki]

I don't like having fun here.

[fly]

I NEVER screw up..........

I NEVER worry too much.......
I NEVER hurt others.......

(sigh)

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm not having milk and cookies.

[Sneaky]

The L Word is NOT a sexy show.

[JCDxn]

I can't wait to go back to work tomorrow...

[BlondBobBMe]

I get all the sex I want whichever way I want it

[Sylar]

I was once in a football stadium with 500 screaming naked people gettin it on...

[UltimateNaneki]

I don't miss the hot summer.

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm not waiting for a certain man to return from a business trip! Nope, not me....you must be joking...I don't care that he has been gone for almost a week now...but and I'm not counting the days either...uh nah....

[Huzyerdaddi]

And this isn't a recurring fantasy of yours.



I was once in a football stadium with 500 screaming naked people gettin it on...

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm not hungry for a certain someone....

[Sylar]

And this isn't a recurring fantasy of yours.

Well, I guess you could call it a fantasy...but if I was ACTUALLY in a stadium full of 500 people gettin it on...Id probably hide under the bleachers...lol

[TIGUY]

I'm not waiting for a certain man to return from a business trip! Nope, not me....you must be joking...I don't care that he has been gone for almost a week now...but and I'm not counting the days either...uh nah....

He'a a lucky guy...last trip I took I lost someone very close to my heart....

[UltimateNaneki]

The sun was shining all day today.

[hoss]

i feel like im 14 ...yep ...dont feel any pain at all ...could do a 1000 pushups ...yep ...

[TIGUY]

I'm so happy I am on the verge of losing her for good....

[UltimateNaneki]

I really love following the directions to and early grave.

[pointofnoreturn]

I hate it when I can play on here all afternoon.....

[UltimateNaneki]

I had a feast for supper....yumm

[Coderunner]

I had sex with 50 women under 30 tonight

[UltimateNaneki]

I never sing in the shower.

[REDBUD74]

i cant wait for the staff meeting today

[Torin]

I did not have a wonderful night. ;)

[househub]

its so fun chatting with just men in the lounge

[Huzyerdaddi]

Mine sucked too ;)



I did not have a wonderful night. ;)

[PunkyBob]

I do not miss her today...not even thinking about her...

[private beaches]

My mind is as pure as the driven snow.

[UltimateNaneki]

I don't miss the man I adore....I didn't even know he was gone! :(

[Lacey]

I'm fast asleep right now

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm sleeping on the chest I love...

[inquisitive]

I told this lie once, something about he said, she said, and whatnot, but whatever, no biggy they, the he and she I was whatnoting about and all, ended up in the sack with me anyway. I'm that good.

[Torin]

I am sooooo not in love.

[cherokeered]

I love my job

[pagirl]

I don't ever want him to call me again...

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm so happy today.

[scoobertina]

I am so glad that there is nobody here to flirt with tonight... :whee:

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm so glad I feel crappy today.

[cheerymissy_34]

i love that this is what my life is ALWAYS going to be like

[UltimateNaneki]

I love being all alone.

[pagirl]

I put in a full 8 hours of work every day

[Lethe]

I love it when the outside temp is 4.

[UltimateNaneki]

I don't like chatting with the men here!

[pagirl]

I am getting everything I need from my husband

[fly]

Today was the BEST day of my life............
this just keeps getting EASIER and EASIER.........

[Me]

I have NEVER used that vibrator that my husband found today!!!

[TheTurtle]

Flybabe's current avatar is so cute and cuddly...

[Wil]

it should be this cold all year long...

[yaser]

I feel bad today.

[Sylar]

I am NOT busting out of my skin with pride.

[MCat]

I am NOT busting out of my skin with pride.

Well shit...do we get to know for what? :sc

[Sylar]

Well shit...do we get to know for what? :sc

Did you read my thread? If that's not enough...hit me up PM...:D

[Sneaky]

I have ALL the answers

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm not wet.

[Me]

I am having so much fun

[yaser]

I am having so much fun
I am very happy Jelly..

[UltimateNaneki]

I don't think segili is on tonight.

[fly]

Flybabe's current avatar is so cute and cuddly...

:whee: WHATEVER..............careful or I may eat YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yaser]

I don't think segili is on tonight.
I don'twant to lick Ulti's nipple..

[UltimateNaneki]

My nipples are not hard and read to be licked.

[yaser]

My nipples are not hard and read to be licked.
You are wet I think..

[UltimateNaneki]

You are wet I think..


You think I'm naughty too....:kk

[Sneaky]

I don't think he is cute at ALL. ;)

[loverboy6969]

My wife is having her best friend over to spend the night with both of us Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[UltimateNaneki]

I want the summer to stay away!

[pagirl]

I hate the beach

[Andytyme]

I am content.

[Me]

I am sooooo glad my husband decided to spend this morning at home!

[pointofnoreturn]

yeah...............My hubby will be home soon. I am soooooooooo happy...

[Newenglandman]

Point, you ALMOST sounded believable, gotta work on that!!! :D

[drem]

im a great dancer

[JCDxn]

I will never fall in love again..

[sexytiger]

I haven't enjoy one minute on this site!

[MagicalBeing]

I dont need sex to be happy... :sex

[Sylar]

:kk I will never fall in love again..:kk

[drem]

im still a good dancer lol

[sexytiger]

I am relaxing on a desert island

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm bathing in a oil filled bubble bath.

[Sneaky]

It's warm & tropical outside

[UltimateNaneki]

Can you believe it....its still sunny outside at 9:43pm.

[flake68]

My wife asked me to come up to the bedroom.........

[UltimateNaneki]

My hubby finally got the divorce today....whoopie

[TIGUY]

I never sleep nude in the summer time.....

[Huzyerdaddi]

I'm not going fishing this weekend

[househub]

i just love it when men out number women 6-0 here

[rizz]

i'm just here for the witty banter

[Han Solo]

I am so glad to have to go to work AGAIN already!

[yaser]

I hate connections...

[UltimateNaneki]

I hate connections...

Yes well I hate you looking at my new avatar so much.

[yaser]

Yes well I hate you looking at my new avatar so much.
Left nipple?Once I wanted to suck but you never allowed me to do so..

[yaser]

Private Beaches is never sex in my mind..Never wanted to see her ass.

[UltimateNaneki]

Left nipple?Once I wanted to suck but you never allowed me to do so..

How did you know its the left nipple :sc ?

[yaser]

How did you know its the left nipple :sc ?
Put a stigma with my teeth on it but you cannpt see it.. ;)

[Sneaky]

I sleep way too much!

[OICurready4me]

The Giants are going to win Sunday.....:lmao

[Torin]

I am not feeling frisky for the first time in DAYS.... :D

[MagicalBeing]

:cry: Things are going to change.. any moment now...

[UltimateNaneki]

I don't like my new avatar at all.

[MagicalBeing]

I don't like my new avatar at all.

I dont like it either...

[yaser]

I have not missed Pagirl..I wish she should never come here and PM me..

[pagirl]

I have not missed Pagirl..I wish she should never come here and PM me..

I haven't missed you at all either Yaser

[yaser]

I haven't missed you at all either Yaser
I try to find our a lady who misses me..If ther is.Bye.. :knuddel:

[razorsedge]

I soooooooooooooo love sitting in the chatroom by myself.

[private beaches]

From all the reading of OIC's posts, he's as tame a kitten!!:lmao

[sexytiger]

Good thing I am not a nipple guy Ulti

[loverboy6969]

not tonight darling i have a headache.

[loverboy6969]

i hate when all the women flirt with me.

[loverboy6969]

i hate it when you tell me dont stop, dont stop.

[loverboy6969]

quit looking at me that way while im kissing you monkey.

[Carlfy]

12" and still growing and it goes like a sewing machine! honest

[private beaches]

He NEVER crosses my mind:)

[Han Solo]

Private Beaches Did NOT have the most amazing avatar sex change operation in history :55

[Torin]

I am NOT worried about anything right now....

[sexytiger]

I don't want to get to 500 posts

[cherokeered]

things are in balance and harmony reigns supreme

[Kevin7284]

i have a furious four incher and i last a heavenly six minutes

[Nice]

I never want to meet him.

[Kevin7284]

nobody does

[UltimateNaneki]

I love waking up alone.

[OICurready4me]

I love her telling me that she was thinking of doing something stupid!

[UltimateNaneki]

I live with 14 dogs in a 1 room appartment.

[Atrebla Rose]

I have met the ONE!

[Sunfiresix]

I hope I never hold a woman in my arms again--ever....

[private beaches]

Private Beaches Did NOT have the most amazing avatar sex change operation in history :55

Glad you like her- I got her just for you guys! She looks so innocent doesnt she?:)

[cherokeered]

I am not angry at the moment and mulling over something.........

[yaser]

I never miss her..

[private beaches]

I HATE Howie Long

[yaser]

I hate coming to this site.

[UltimateNaneki]

That new avatar taht Sunfiresix has is gross.

[private beaches]

I dont like any of you guys!:)

[yaser]

I dont like any of you guys!:)
Thank you,Beaches..I believe you are not worth to loved either. :cry:

[Dmy]

Not missing this place of anyone here....nope....just happy when I have to leave it!

[UltimateNaneki]

Happy Dreamy is not on so often....

[Dmy]

Your no fun at all Ulti! :kk :knuddel:

[UltimateNaneki]

Your no fun at all Ulti! :kk :knuddel:


I guess you don't like my new avatar either....right?

[Dmy]

I guess you don't like my new avatar either....right?

Nope.....does nothing for me Ulti! And I am not a boob man anyhow! ;) :dd :lf

[UltimateNaneki]

I have a maid.

[Sunfiresix]

I can't stand that avatar of ulti's either.......

[UltimateNaneki]

I can't stand that avatar of ulti's either.......

I guess you are not excited just looking at it....right! :D

[private beaches]

I'm not thinking of him this morning

[oldandnaked]

I feel like exercising.

[private beaches]

Cant stand Sexytiger's avatar

[Alfa]

I love going months without sex because I find it helps me more clearly focus on other things.

[cherokeered]

I no longer desire sex

[TIGUY]

I did not just masturbate and want to do it again....naw...

[private beaches]

I have a maid.

LMAO !!! Dont I wish I had one !:lmao

[Sunfiresix]

I wouldn't want anyone to do housework and cleaning for me....

[UltimateNaneki]

I love being yelled at.

[cherokeered]

I enjoy having dry skin in winter....sigh

[megan363]

Iam not happy that a certain online friend is back. :D

[dcowboy09]

i am 3' tall

[UltimateNaneki]

I never eat breakfast.

[Han Solo]

Glad you like her- I got her just for you guys! She looks so innocent doesnt she?:)
No, I think the Bald N Crazy Britny is WAY more attractive

[UltimateNaneki]

I think supper is coming soon....

[Atrebla Rose]

I have all my work done for the day!

[Shawn]

I think that the song " The Wheels on the bus" was the greatest musical composition ever written

[Lacey]

I think that the song " The Wheels on the bus" was the greatest musical composition ever written




I like the windshield wiper part:)

[Shawn]

The fact you are actually still consious by then just shows women are much stronger than us men.:whee:

I like the windshield wiper part:)

[Lacey]

The fact you are actually still consious by then just shows women are much stronger than us men.:whee:




I so know, that when you're all alone with that baby of yours,yall sing it together, and you do the windshield wipers, we've all done it.......

[private beaches]

:) I am having a terrible time on this website!

[AL(m)]

I cant seem to find one sexy lady on this site........ :sc

[private beaches]

I do not miss talking to yaser!!:wa:

[Sneaky]

We do not have a huge winter storm today.

[UltimateNaneki]

I am not excited about this week-end.

[Atrebla Rose]

I am never gonna make 500 today, and finally put this addiction to rest!

[pointofnoreturn]

I have no desire to **** any one here on thissite....

[private beaches]

I feel so rested!

[UltimateNaneki]

I love waking up alone.

[Lacey]

I don't think of him more and more each day.....

[UltimateNaneki]

He pushed me away and I'm glad...being alone is so much better!

[pointofnoreturn]

I have four feet and no legs...

[snowflake]

I love listening to all the political mud slinging on TV.