Tell Me A Lie!

[Zarret]

uhhhhhhh.......putting Irish cream in my coffee......noooooo I'm not Irish..:lmao

:lmao Funny guy....better be careful :nu

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm having a great time here.

[Zarret]

I can't wait to go to work tomorrow :whee:

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm dyeing for another evening alone.

[private beaches]

I hope I NEVER see him!

[wisconsin(m)]

There will never be a day that I will meet that special person I dream of. :lf

[UltimateNaneki]

I always eat 3 meals a day.

[Sylar]

I HATE making and eating chocolate covered strawberries with my honey! DAMMIT!

[Torin]

I HATE making and eating chocolate covered strawberries with my honey! DAMMIT!

UGH! I know! And they taste HORRIBLE! And I really, really hated it when you licked the spilled chocolate off of me. :nu

[Sylar]

UGH! I know! And they taste HORRIBLE! And I really, really hated it when you licked the spilled chocolate off of me. :nu

I know. Ick. Don't EVER spill chocolate on that beautiful chest of yours again. I can't TAKE it. :nu

[UltimateNaneki]

I love being bullied.

[UltimateNaneki]

I hate to post.

[Sneaky]

;) I have no work to do and I should continue to post here.

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm new here!!

[Zarret]

I'm not looking forward to going away this weekend.

[UltimateNaneki]

I have not posted in Months.

[Sylar]

Captain Morgan's "Tattoo" and Coke SUCKS! :D

[Mamacita]

I have not been here before.

[Sylar]

I am not here now. ;)

[Mamacita]

I do not want to reach 150 posts.

[Sylar]

You will HATE it when you do. :D

[Mamacita]

I have not met any nice people here.

[Sylar]

There ARE no nice people here. :D

[Mamacita]

I do not find men attractive.

[Shafe]

I was productive today :-)

[UltimateNaneki]

I feel refreshed.

[Newenglandman]

I had a boring, quiet day today

[Huzyerdaddi]

If was in a hotel and had my own room, and she was in the same hotel and had her own room...I'd invite her over to talk and then I'd kiss her. But I'd be sure it stopped there and she was back in her room by 11 pm.

[yaser]

I have no work today..

[Missy38]

I'm not bored right now...

[bryan3636]

I'm Irish

[yaser]

I'm not bored right now...
I never wanted to see you here...

[Zarret]

This post won't make my 500th post. YIPPEEE :whee: :whee:

[Big O]

I would rather be working right now......

[scarlett]

I don't miss talking to the people I met here

[Nomad(m)]

I hope I never get to 150 posts.

[Me]

I'm not waiting to talk to him

[Me]

I am very patient

[Me]

did I already say that I am patient???

[medic]

Mcat is not a pushy person.

[medic]

Mcat is not a pushy person.
:kk I like u Mcat LOL u know it

[Shawn]

I really hated taking yesterday off

[private beaches]

This post won't make my 500th post. YIPPEEE :whee: :whee:

Congratulations! Zarret! :) (I really mean that)

[Zarret]

Congratulations! Zarret! :) (I really mean that)

Thank you, I'm very excited :whee:

[Sunfiresix]

I really wish Zarret hadn't gotten to 500 so fast----Congrats Sweetie.

[Zarret]

I really wish Zarret hadn't gotten to 500 so fast----Congrats Sweetie.

Thank so much...I feel like I've arrived, so to speak :knuddel:

[Sunfiresix]

We'll have a coming out part for you.....

[Zarret]

We'll have a coming out part for you.....

Really??? Are you going to dance for me :)

[Sunfiresix]

See that you guessed my hobby---world class exotic dancer....

[MCat]

Mcat is not a pushy person.


You think posting this is gonna get you off my "encourage people to post" list....


NOT!!! LOL......get typing boy....:na

[medic]

You think posting this is gonna get you off my "encourage people to post" list....


NOT!!! LOL......get typing boy....:na
OK Mcat im posting up to over 200 u proud are what?LOL:whee:

[MCat]

OK Mcat im posting up to over 200 u proud are what?LOL:whee:

Great job medic....you get a gold star for the day....:55

[Sneaky]

A typo of "cut" when you meant to type "suck" is NOT a mood killer. :D

[scoobertina]

the past few weeks have not been very inspiring to me....

[CuriousOne]

I never think about what the future holds for me.

[Mamacita]

I never worry

[Dmy]

I dont need sex! a woman or kisses!

[justhoping]

no one wants to flirt with an attractive well presented person

[UltimateNaneki]

No one cares for a hot and cuddly woman from Canada.

[Misty]

I hate puddle hopping

[UltimateNaneki]

Chatting here is a bore...

[stucknmarriage74(f)]

this place is a bore and im never coming back

[rizz]

today at work will fly by because I will be busy and get alot accomplished

[Torin]

I LOVE waking up in the middle of the night to an animal scratching on my bedroom window!!!!!!!! :)

[1hotrod]

I really don't want to give Misty an all over massage and more!!!!

[justhoping]

I LOVE waking up in the middle of the night to an animal scratching on my bedroom window!!!!!!!! :)

animal here

[Wil]

I'd rather be sitting at my desk instead of traveling...

[CuriousOne]

I finally made it to 150 posts!!!!

[justhoping]

I finally made it to 150 posts!!!!

i m jealous but trying
you could teach me so much :lf

[Dir]

i m jealous but trying
you could teach me so much :lf But your almost there keep going :knuddel:

[PunkyBob]

Dirgni's new avatar does nothing for me at all.

[Dir]

Dirgni's new avatar does nothing for me at all. now tell me a truth

[UltimateNaneki]

I hate black and white pictures.

[PowWhackIt]

I hate black and white pictures.

Ansel Adams wouldn't like you!

I hate the ground pounding affect and noise of a jet car at a 1/4 mile dragstrip as it lights up the night sky and screams down the asphalt, appearing as it may actually lift off the tarmac, trailing a yellow/red flame.

[1hotrod]

OMG....I hate it here!

[UltimateNaneki]

And 1hotrod....you bore me.

[Torin]

Jelly's Brandi, JCDxn, and Fourisit are not fun friends to play with in Vegas. :D

[Me]

Torin, Fourist, and JCDxn are not going to rock Vegas with me!!!

[pointofnoreturn]

I am so not looking forward to my new job...

[CuriousOne]

sex is boring

[CuriousOne]

i don't need foreplay

[yaser]

now tell me a truth
You are never attractive Dirgni.Neither is your avatar.

[yaser]

i don't need foreplay
Never, Curious?

[pointofnoreturn]

I do not need to be f*****

[PunkyBob]

I never screw up.

Never.

[pointofnoreturn]

I do not like Punky...He is so not funny or cute...

[CuriousOne]

My husband is taking me on a romantic cruise to Europe.

[private beaches]

I'm going away for a few days to a beautiful beach where I can just lay on a towel and drink in the sun, listen to waves, and admire the scenery. Oh, the good life!

[Sunfiresix]

I am leaving now to follow Private Beaches...

[yaser]

I do not need to be f*****
Are you sure?

[Me]

I am not at all excited to be talking to Rizz right now :)

[manofiron]

I am not having any fun here

[hoss]

our new son is sleeping through the nite and the old lady and i are having fabulous sex every 3 hours .........

[Zarret]

I wish I had to work today.

[cherokeered]

I am not confused....:whee:

[UltimateNaneki]

I have to work today.

[Nomad(m)]

I do not like ANY of these Avatars, they are all so annoying

[Sunfiresix]

I want it to be cold and snowy here till the middle of July.

[Zarret]

I want it to be cold and snowy here till the middle of July.

Ya and I want Sun to just keep saying that :D

[Sunfiresix]

Ya and I want Sun to just keep saying that :D

Can't never have enough freezing temps and blowing snow.:whee:

[Zarret]

Can't never have enough freezing temps and blowing snow.:whee:

Hey now....it's windy as get up here right now. I need some warm temps. No lie :knuddel:

[Mamacita]

Winter should last all year.

[cherokeered]

I am not feeling tired.....

[manofiron]

I am not feeling tired.....
I don't want you to come over and fall asleep on my pillow

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm so tired of working so hard today.

[Mamacita]

People here are so mean!

[TIGUY]

Mamacita sounds like such a boring woman!

[PowWhackIt]

The North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) has had a positive affect on the United States. Bill Clinton was right in signing it.

[RedVixen]

I'm so not happy today...

[UltimateNaneki]

I didn't have fun at the movies yesterday.

[RedVixen]

I didn't have fun at the movies yesterday.

I didn't either - the movie was just awful and my kids were so badly behaved :D

[UltimateNaneki]

I don't like saying Hello to people here!!

[CuriousOne]

I am sooooo sleeepy

[bryan3636]

I've fallen and I can't get up

[GSDman]

My wife finally gave me some hot sex today... got to try out every position I could think of AND she swallowed...... what a day

[PowWhackIt]

I didn't do the housework again, get the groceries or do the laundry today; told my wife it was woman's work. She got so hot and sexually excited she tore off her clothes and we had hot sex until we were both exhausted

[Torin]

I am not bored at all....

[Shawn]

I get plenty of sleep and have nothing to do when I get home

[pointofnoreturn]

I am not going to meet a friend tomorrow for breakfast.......

[scoobertina]

I am not going to meet a friend tomorrow for breakfast.......

I am not jealous in the least bit.. I do not want to meet someone for breakfast...

[CuriousOne]

I reached the 150 post

[RedVixen]

For cyclops:

I never, ever flirt ;)

[cyclops]

For cyclops:

I never, ever flirt ;)

Thats better.

Now come over here you have some cleaning up to do :lf

[private beaches]

I cant stand the men on this site!

[cherokeered]

I don't want you to come over and fall asleep on my pillow

I just hate that offer.....

[UltimateNaneki]

This site is really boring now!

[angelis]

I have the patience of the saint that I am!!!

[gino60914]

You lose you love when you say the word mine

[Dmy]

I'm so not happy today...

Red Vixens avatar makes me sick and I am not going to look at it anymore!

[CuriousOne]

I am a virgin that has never been touched.

[Dmy]

I am a virgin that has never been touched.


Never wish i would touch you! ;)

[private beaches]

:DTi's avatar does NOTHING for me

[Lacey]

I've never lied!

[Shawn]

I did not drink nearly enough last night, an dI will not drink tonight....nor will anymore "impure" thoughts flood my brain

[Lacey]

I did not drink nearly enough last night, an dI will not drink tonight....nor will anymore "impure" thoughts flood my brain



That sounds so boring......just like you:)

[PunkyBob]

Lacey's avatar is not bothering me at all...nor is Beaches'....

[pointofnoreturn]

I am not glad today was my last day in my job for now . And I will not miss anyone there...

[Sneaky]

Nothing exciting happend to me taday.

[RedVixen]

Red Vixens avatar makes me sick and I am not going to look at it anymore!

Well good, 'cause staring at my avatar will only have negative effects on you ;)

[cherokeered]

I am not sleepy

[fever]

I'm so disappointed that I've found this site.

[Sylar]

I DO like green eggs and ham.

[Rays]

I'm so disappointed that I've found this site.

Congrats on 150 posts!

[private beaches]

;)I hope he has a rotten weekend!

[fly]

I DO hate my freedom...........

[learman3]

I am a sexy person that is out going and free spirited.

Oh did I mention I am the perfect 10

[UltimateNaneki]

I am really not horny at all this morning.

[Sunfiresix]

I can't wait to dive into the housework this morning...

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm not doing laundry today.

[Sunfiresix]

I am going out and lay in the hot sunny weather.

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm not wet and horny right now!!

[Alfa]

I did not spend Thursday night in Austin with 35 beautiful local ladies (and, eventually, 2 husbands) that I had never met before and it was not one of the funnest nights I have had in a looooonnngggg time!

[private beaches]

:DI'm in a foul mood!

[RedVixen]

I never have any fun here.

[Torin]

I just hate painting... it is soooooooo boring. And my house looks terrible!

[cyclops]

I'm really not in the slightest bit interested in any women on this site!

[cherokeered]

I did not just go out to dinner for my birthday...and have to pay the check....

[cyclops]

I did not just go out to dinner for my birthday...and have to pay the check....

I'm sure that would never happen in Australia :D

[cherokeered]

Everything is fine.....

[RedVixen]

It's such an awful night ;)

[RedVixen]

I'm really not in the slightest bit interested in any women on this site!

I'm sure none of the women on here want you interested in them ;)

[Nice]

I never want to meet him. I never want to feel his touch. I never want to have our eyes meet.

[PowWhackIt]

I am happy, loving and giving this morning and wide awake - i definitely don't need coffee which is not brewing

[Zarret]

I am happy, loving and giving this morning and wide awake - i definitely don't need coffee which is not brewing

Baby you don't need to be loved and cared for. And I don't want some of that coffee you're brewing :knuddel: :kk

[Big O]

it's going to snow here today......

[MrCoy]

I never tell lies ...

[PowWhackIt]

Men are better game players than women

[Lonelywife72]

I'm not playing with my nipples right now.

[Zarret]

He's not on my mind.

[learman3]

Not wondering who he is.

[yaser]

ı Am Not Sleepy Today.ı Don't Want To Back To The Bed.

[angelis]

Monday's suck!!
What's good about a Monday? Absolutely nothing, dull, dull, dull, can't wait to get Monday's over with, 'cos Tuesday's are so much better!!!!!!!!!!;)

[househub]

i love mondays ,,, and angelis didnt make her one year anniversary here

[angelis]

i love mondays ,,, and angelis didnt make her one year anniversary here

aw, what's to love about Mondays?!! And I'm not thanking you for noticing!
Time drags when you're having such a dire time!!!

[RedVixen]

It's not snowing here yet again. Could someone not have a talk with Mother Nature please....

[PowWhackIt]

I'm not playing with my nipples right now.

I'm not thinking about you not playing with your nipples:sc (whew, that is not a mouthful):whee:

[sweet]

It's 80 degrees outside, the sun is shining, and I'm lounging on the deck in my bikini.

[Torin]

I think I am going ot frolick on the beach today, and lounge around with a fruity drink, and a sexy man. ;)

[cyclops]

I'm really not looking forward to going away with the lads to Prague next week on a stagg doo.

[private beaches]

;)He's not special to me at all. Hope he has a terrible day!

[Dmy]

I dont want to see any of you ladies in a bikini! ;):dd:lf

[Barkiss]

I'm quite excited it is Monday. I hate weekends.

[Nomad(m)]

I am working really hard today, getting a lot accomplished.

[Zarret]

Not wondering who he is.

You will never guess who.

[CuriousOne]

I hate to tease and play.

[MrCoy]

Lies.

I love having sex 1-2 times a month.

[Nice]

I never want to chat with him while I am at work again!

[justhoping]

i hate fantasizing with a sensual lady

[TilersCut]

This is your chance -- tell us a lie about yourself! Make it as interesting, complex, simple, boring, as you want it to be.

When the sun is rising on one end of my Schwanze...it is setting on the other...


Oh, and I gave up sex for Lent.

[Zarret]

I hope he's not thinking about me.

[private beaches]

I slept like a little baby last night

[PowWhackIt]

I am totally estatic this morning with not a care in the world. I feel so special.

[justhoping]

i can t wait to go to work today

[CuriousOne]

I had such a boring conversation last night.

[Barkiss]

I am earning every cent I'm paid right now.

[hank69]

I'm sure glad the wind is blowing 50mph today and it's 34 degrees

[SaltyLime]

I can go an entire day without thinking of your mouth

[Zarret]

I don't love chatting with him.

[Me]

I am not the happiest woman alive today

[cyclops]

I'm not aroused one little bit

[Zarret]

I wouldn't like to remove Hank's underwear :D

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm not really here!

[SunnyD]

I am a blond.

[oldandnaked]

I wouldn't like to remove Hank's underwear :D

I would like to remove Hanks underwear.

[PowWhackIt]

I don't exist

[private beaches]

I hate the new changes Penny has made!

[UltimateNaneki]

I would like to remove Hanks underwear.

I don't want to see oldandnaked's front! :lf

[Zarret]

I didn't talk to him this morning :knuddel:

[Sensual Woman]

I am a tall leggy blonde

[oldandnaked]

I don't want to see oldandnaked's front! :lf

It's not now available for viewing on my Yahoo messenger avatar.

[UltimateNaneki]

I was not just naughty with a married man.

[spare_change]

I was not just naughty with a married man.

We don't want to hear the details !!

[UltimateNaneki]

We don't want to hear the details !!

I did not take a shower before he came by and we did not 69 for about 30 long minutes...

[PowWhackIt]

I so don't want to hear more! Don't give the intimate details!

[TilersCut]

I hate chatting on MAF

[plankmaker]

I don't like being naked especially if an attractive lady happens to be watching

[Me]

I am ready to be awake. I got all the rest I needed last night.

[PunkyBob]

I am not horny...

[ohreally?]

I am a tall leggy blonde

That did not make me laugh right out loud

[UltimateNaneki]

I never feel lonely.

[Zarret]

I was NOT with him this morning :sng

[Torin]

I am not feeling frisky, at ALL! ;)

[dixiechiknga]

Me and George Clooney are lovers!:sng

[larryj1234]

I hate going to the beach
TAKE WITH U TWO SWIMMING SUITE ,IF ONE GET WET U HAVE ANOTHER ONE

[aniceboomer]

I love waking up in the morning as much as I love laying down at night

[dixiechiknga]

I am 21 and doing Brad Pitt

[Torin]

I am 21 and doing Brad Pitt

Awww, shoot! He said I was his only one!!

[PunkyBob]

I AM Brad Pitt

[Torin]

I AM Brad Pitt

Oooooo... c'mere, sexy.... :lf

[dixiechiknga]

I love having whipped cream licked off me...oh I'm in the wrong thread my bad!!

[PunkyBob]

Oooooo... c'mere, sexy.... :lf

This is the lie thread, torin...sigh...I guess you want me to move away from you..and I want to do that anyway...

[Torin]

This is the lie thread, torin...sigh...I guess you want me to move away from you..and I want to do that anyway...

Oooops... I got my threads mixed up... Go far, far away Punky... and don't you DARE grab my ass! :D

[PunkyBob]

Oooops... I got my threads mixed up... Go far, far away Punky... and don't you DARE grab my ass! :D

I hate grabbing your ass, T...it's so unperfect and unattractive...like this part here...and that part there...and...wait...lemme go back to this totally unattractive cheek...

[Torin]

I hate grabbing your ass, T...it's so unperfect and unattractive...like this part here...and that part there...and...wait...lemme go back to this totally unattractive cheek...

My feelings are so hurt! Now, leave my ass alone! :D

[PunkyBob]

As you wish..I am soooo moving away from your ass...farther and farther...away...

[UltimateNaneki]

I don't want to meet someone I met from this site.

[lauraslife]

[quote=UltimateNaneki;956571]I don't want to meet someone I met from this site.[/quo


ditto

[CuriousOne]

I don't miss him

[dicksr4chicks]

I really didnt come here looing for sex

[Up2Late]

I like listening to you talk about your mother

[pagirl]

I am not competitive at all

[GeekMaster]

Torin does NOT make me hot looking at her pics:wk

[surfdude]

I am not competitive at all

bet i can beat ya

[scoobertina]

I am not supposed to be sleeping right now... I do not need it and I am not at all cranky tonight

[Trouble69]

I suck in bed and i defenitely CANNOT get you to climax

[lauraslife]

I don't care!

[Rays]

I don't have a crush on anybody on this site

[Krystal]

I really want to go to work today

[lauraslife]

That I will stay off of this site today!

[noodlegurl]

There are no hot sexy people on this site................. sigh