Tell Me A Lie!

[mark_66]

women are not sensitive about their AV's lol

[vixsin]

I am fully coherent without my first glass of tea in the morning.

[LuckyJest]

I can juggle flaming chainsaws...

[scoobertina]

I am thrilled to figure out how unimportant I was to a dear friend....

[private beaches]

He never crosses my mind!:kk

[CuriousOne]

It doesn't bother me to feel ignored by a special someone.

[tnl82]

I understand women

[Me]

I didnt miss him at all today... and I am definately not looking foreward to hearing how his day went

[Sneaky]

My night last night didn't include anything interesting or sexy.
My morning didn't include anything interesting, sexy or complimentary.
Work was AWSOME!

[RedVixen]

My night last night didn't include anything interesting or sexy.
My morning didn't include anything interesting, sexy or complimentary.
Work was AWSOME!



So last night was totally boring for you eh? ;)

[Sneaky]

So last night was totally boring for you eh? ;)

It was SNOOZEVILLE. :cool:

[RedVixen]

It was SNOOZEVILLE. :cool:

LMAO - oh that is just awful :yks

[wtd4200]

I was a professional athlete in my last life.

[trausersnake]

I am the quiet one sitting in the corner at parties drinking my punch.

[wtd4200]

I can talk to animals

[Constance]

I am not in a horny mood, taking it out on you guys. :sng

[LuckyJest]

I am not in a horny mood, taking it out on you guys. :sng

I am unaffected by Constance's mood...

[UltimateNaneki]

I can talk to animals


:yksso can I....

[trausersnake]

I really don't play with my penis that much while I am in my office or car, bed,shower,hotel,library or any other place that I would have access to my dick.

[UltimateNaneki]

Ireally don't play with my penis that much while I am in my office or car, bed,shower,hotel,library or any other place that I would have access to my dick.

But I do play with your dick, as often as I can, darling ! :)

[Constance]

I am unaffected by Constance's mood...


I know, it is sad is it not.

[Dir]

I am very Happy

[Constance]

Ireally don't play with my penis that much while I am in my office or car, bed,shower,hotel,library or any other place that I would have access to my dick.

I know this is tell me a lie, so I am sneaking in. You sound like you are really horny. :sng

[UltimateNaneki]

I have been on this site allllll dayyyyyy......

[son38ny]

I can do without sex since I am a little older

[softrosepetal]

I really want to live with my hubby forever.

[UltimateNaneki]

I wish I never left my hubby.

[SunnyD]

I am very shy.

[Torin]

I'm not drunk.

[Shawn]

I hate torins av

[Torin]

I'm not thinking about licking Shawn's avatar.

[jmsmith12345]

torin's avatar does not make me think of the fabulous baker boys and michelle pfieffer waxing a piano

[Constance]

jmsmith does not flirt very much. I don't like it either. :sng

[Torin]

I am not running out of threads to post on!!!

[bryan3636]

I'm totally satisfied

[UltimateNaneki]

I love it when people stick their noses into my private business.

[Atrebla Rose]

I am sad and not feeling connected!

[yaser]

I am sad and not feeling connected!

Believing you Rose.

[fourisit]

I am so happy and completly satisfied

[Zarret]

I don't want to be with him.

[mike76239]

I love to get up early on a saturday morning!

[yaser]

Beaches May Not Be Fungiving.

[mike76239]

I love being by myself!:nopity

[private beaches]

Beaches May Not Be Fungiving.

Yaser is telling a lie! Yes I am not fun AND giving my sweet friend!!!!

[unctarheel_32]

I really want to work today

[cherokeered]

It's not going to be a hot day today

[sassynsweet]

i feel so rested - i couldn't possibly have slept another minute.

[LuckyJest]

I really want to live with my hubby forever.

I wish I never left my hubby.

These words give me comfort and joy!!

[Newenglandman]

I miss the large amounts of snow, ice and FREAKING cold terribly! :lmao

[Constance]

I really want to work today

Yea me to. Want to be there all the time.

[Cy]

I find Constance's avatar gross and disgusting :tantrum:

[sassynsweet]

i'm sick of sex - there is such a thing as too much.

[Dir]

I am not glad talking to somebody again ...after loooong time :sng

[tnl82]

I think sex is over rated.

[dcowboy09]

i'm very very sexy :D

[Dir]

i'm very very sexy :D LOL that is not a lie ....silly sexy cute ass :sng

[tnl82]

I am a good speller and my typing skills are awesome

[dcowboy09]

LOL that is not a lie ....silly sexy cute ass :sng

thank you very much and that is not a lie either :D

[Dir]

thank you very much and that is not a lie either :D Of course not ....LOL

[tnl82]

Wish Dirgni would button up her shirt on avatar.

(big lie)

[fourisit]

I wish I never found this place or these very unsuportive people

[bryan3636]

sassynsweet's ass does nothing for me

[Dmy]

Summer had started out so good. Time for me and lots of sex! :(

[lauraslife]

I am wondering how things could have been handled differently

[CuriousOne]

I don't need company

[Goodfella]

i love work and can't wait to get back!

[UltimateNaneki]

I just made lasagna on the hotest day so far this year!

[UltimateNaneki]

Hey Goodfella....this is me not saying hello to you!!

[Constance]

I just love audits. They make my whole year great. I don't worry about them at all. I do not need special attention to help me not get over this week. :nopity

[sassynsweet]

i do my best work with only 4 hours sleep

[pointofnoreturn]

I have never had a crush on Sir Fox.......Never..

[OnlY4Sum]

Points avatar is turning me off

[UltimateNaneki]

I hate coming here and post!

[JackBNimble]

Nothing is better than working all day

[Checkmate]

I'm not here to flirt, i'm here for the forums!

[JackBNimble]

So everyone here is a vigin!

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm so glad I feel lonely all the time!

[dicksr4chicks]

I slept with all the women here at the same time

[UltimateNaneki]

Dicksr4chicks is in my bed right now...

[SunnyD]

I understand everything life throws my way!

[UltimateNaneki]

I love being pressured at work.

[Han Solo]

I'm not on a conference call for work right now and I'm CLEARLY totally focused on what is being said!!:sg

[RedVixen]

I'm not glad it's Friday....nope, not in the least.

[dicksr4chicks]

ultimate must have cum 15 times at least since I got in her bed

[rugbyguy]

I don't think Tiglet is sexy

[UltimateNaneki]

I think rudbyguy is so boring.

[LuckyJest]

I don't think Ulti is either flirty today or has a headache....

[UltimateNaneki]

I don't think LuckyJest likes older women.

[LuckyJest]

That's because LJ is really only 19...

[SunnyD]

I love rush hour traffic.

[UltimateNaneki]

I have too many kids to count!

[vixsin]

I am NOT in a bizarre mood.

[scoobertina]

I am not missing someone... not in the least bit... not at all..

[cherokeered]

It's not pouring here right now

[scoobertina]

I am not in the mood to send naked pics to coach tonight.. hehehe

[UltimateNaneki]

I live in an igloo.

[tnl82]

I hate women that like porn
lol

[RedVixen]

I hate women that like porn
lol

Then you'd hate me :D

[UltimateNaneki]

I hate watching porn with a man.

[tnl82]

I hate it when women rip off each others clothes.

[UltimateNaneki]

I hate it when men take my clothing off.

[private beaches]

I am so happy that I was not able to play here until now!

[tnl82]

I am so happy that I was not able to play here until now!

I want you to cover up more.

[private beaches]

putting more clothes on for tnl

[tnl82]

putting more clothes on for tnl
no no no

[vixsin]

I'm not sleepy.

[navigater]

I don't like chocolate

[Zarret]

It's not pouring out right now.

[Itshardon-theroad]

I don't miss my family on Father's Day.

[Sunfiresix]

I am glad my kids live so far away.

[MeanGuy]

i work very hard at work

[yaser]

i work very hard at work
You will be rewarded for it, Mean..

[UltimateNaneki]

I don't miss my family on Father's Day.

is that Itshardon-theroad...I see, I don't believe it!!

[UltimateNaneki]

I hate seeing people I like here.

[MeanGuy]

You will be rewarded for it, Mean..

being in a computer section sucks, where u have to work so hard instead of playing games and watching movies ;P .. but i was slacking off when i 1st got there, not its my time to work hard :)

[vixsin]

I don't care if I ever have sex again.

[GeekMaster]

I would love to join Vixsin in her lack of need for sex.

[UltimateNaneki]

I love to be ignored.

[dicksr4chicks]

I love when my older kids sit and do nothing around the house

[Me]

I am not smiling right now :( ... :)

[MeanGuy]

no one tells me that i have an anaconda in my pants -.-

[private beaches]

I hope he has a terrible horrible day at work today!

[Nomad(m)]

I really hate all of these sexy avatars!

[merdock67]

I am a sex God

[private beaches]

I really hate all of these sexy avatars!


Cant stand yours EITHER!!! So there!!!!

[Nomad(m)]

Cant stand yours EITHER!!! So there!!!!


PB, I am really glad yours doesnt show any nipple or even a pair of matching thongs. I cant stand that stuff!!!

[SunnyD]

I just don't have enough WORK to keep me busy so I have to come here.

[private beaches]

PB, I am really glad yours doesnt show any nipple or even a pair of matching thongs. I cant stand that stuff!!!

Nomad wont EVEN like Lacey's new av then!!!:D

[yaser]

I just don't have enough WORK to keep me busy so I have to come here.

That means you are not procrastinating...And so you are not regarded as a procrastinator.

[bryan3636]

I'm so tired of being treated like a sex object

[CuriousOne]

I'm not missing him at all

[Trayclee]

my job is completely satisfying

[private beaches]

I am NOT horny, and I havent thought of him once today!

[Fwd40s]

I hate Privates new avatar

[MeanGuy]

im soooooooooooooooo enjoying baby sitting my son atm -.-

[Torin]

I can't WAIT to see my hubby. :nu :sp:

[dicksr4chicks]

torin av is the worst I have ever seen and it turns me off to look at it I wish she would change it

[dixiechiknga]

I was giving Dale Jr. a blow job on the last lap of the race Sunday that's why he won!!!:lf

[yaser]

I never want sex now..

[merdock67]

I hated the boobie contest.

[majorfun]

I love Afghanistan...Wish I could stay here forever

[bryan3636]

No wonder he had that "burst" at the end.


I was giving Dale Jr. a blow job on the last lap of the race Sunday that's why he won!!!:lf

[dicksr4chicks]

I hit dale e. Over the head just before the race and Dixie was really blowing me

[Orca08]

I hate phone sex or cam sex. and i am almost never horny. btw PB and torin and the rest of the women that have avatar's that show some part of the female body, stop it. it just doesn't turn me on.

[LuckyJest]

...I could care less about what she thinks, in fact I really don't give a hoot about her thoughts, feelings and opinions... I hope she NEVER ever EVER talks to me ever again...E V E R ! ! ! I hope she just NEVER finds the TIME or the INCLINATION to reach out and take a chance that I may be WORTH it...NNNNYYYYAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

[trausersnake]

I never ever wear a cock ring, I swear.

[gdg]

Everyone here is sooooo boring and just not very fun.

[rock_star2008]

I'm tired of boobies...

[Rays]

Everyone here is sooooo boring and just not very fun.

Especially that gdgrlgnbd girl. What a drag!

[LuckyJest]

Especially that gdgrlgnbd girl. What a drag!

Oh yah... she sucks... I mean doesn't... (not)LOL

[Tiglet]

I'm bored with all the guys on this site.

[OnlY4Sum]

I never miss a certain someone on here!

[gdg]

Especially that gdgrlgnbd girl. What a drag!

Where were u dragging me?

[Rays]

Where were u dragging me?

I wouldn't want to drag you anywhere. Yucky!

[gdg]

I wouldn't want to drag you anywhere. Yucky!


Ewww, yeah you're right. Not a hot thought at all.

[Rays]

Ewww, yeah you're right. Not a hot thought at all.


Yes the thought of me dragging you into my bedroom, tying you to the bed and devouring you with my mouth doesn't get me excited at all.

[gdg]

Yes the thought of me dragging you into my bedroom, tying you to the bed and devouring you with my mouth doesn't get me excited at all.

Repulsive, stop it.

[cherokeered]

I am no longer coughing

[Rays]

Repulsive, stop it.

Fine I'll stop!

These thoughts of me finally releasing you and you jumping on top of me riding me like a bull are making me sick to my stomach anyways.

[gdg]

Fine I'll stop!

These thoughts of me finally releasing you and you jumping on top of me riding me like a bull are making me sick to my stomach anyways.

It's about time you stopped making me ill with all this bs.

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm tired of having a sexy man come to my apt every morning...:)

[dixiechiknga]

I hit dale e. Over the head just before the race and Dixie was really blowing me
Is that what happened? Can't remember cause you hit me over the head!
I knew something tasted different!:dd

[UltimateNaneki]

I didn't get pleased sexually right now!

[scoobertina]

I am not having extremely mixed emotions right now...

[Alfa]

The movie "Ghost Busters" was actually a documentary.

[FizProf]

You know that a guy can die if he doesn't get some release...

[SunnyD]

I'm getting a lot done today.

[Alfa]

FizProf has a pair of pants he wears out to the clubs that are made out of bright orange Crocs; they are very colorful and cheery, although they don't breathe very well.

[amazing_teacher]

I'm so glad the wife has a bladder infection

[Alfa]

Amazing likes to wear a full set of scuba gear to work on Wednesdays "just because".

[SunnyD]

Fargo bit me on the neck;)

[Alfa]

SunnyD is going to have a civil ceremony for her two cats to be married, as she is tired of having them "live in sin".

[Sunfiresix]

I am so happy I stayed home today...

[SunnyD]

Fargo is gonna be the bestman at the wedding.

[Alfa]

SunnyD is collecting beer caps to make into jewelry to wear to the ceremony.

[SunnyD]

Fargo asked if he could borrow my garter belt to wear.

[Alfa]

When there's a storm Sunny likes to wear a pink tu tu outside, dancing up and down her driveway belting out "Singing in the Rain"

[SunnyD]

Fargo the musicman he is taught me the song and dance. He wouldn't lend me his tu tu.

[Alfa]

Sunny drives to work with a collection of garden gnomes safety-buckled in her back seat

[SunnyD]

Are you making fun of me again;)

Fargo runs through the park naked every Sunday morning.

[Alfa]

Fargo runs through the park naked every Sunday morning.

Hey it helps my body "breathe".

To save time and laundry soap, Sunny wears 3 days worth of dirty clothes into the shower.

[SunnyD]

Fargo conserves by re-wearing underwear a few times a week... naturally the 7th day is clothing free.

[Alfa]

Sunny was kicked out of 4-H growing up because she accidentally milked a bull. It still fondly sends her Christmas cards.

[SunnyD]

Fargo spends many evenings putting peas under females mattresses to find a princess.

[Alfa]

Sunny's children plead with her not to wear her rainbow afro wig to their Parent-Teacher conferences each year.

[SunnyD]

I see Fargo there every year and he is still wearing his bozo shoes.

[Alfa]

Sunny gets in a fight every morning at Starbucks because she can't understand "why is it so hard to make a skinny latte with fresh-made, creamy peanut butter and Gorgonzola cheese lightly stirred in?".

[SunnyD]

Sunny gets in a fight every morning at Starbucks because she can't understand "why is it so hard to make a skinny latte with fresh-made, creamy peanut butter and Gorgonzola cheese lightly stirred in?".

Fargo has been kicked out of every mans room in Fargo for touching shoes under the stalls with the other men.

[Alfa]

Fargo has been kicked out of every mans room in Fargo for touching shoes under the stalls with the other men.

Hey, I just have a wide stance... Really!

Sunny talked a local bar into having a "dry hump" contest and now practices for it in front of a mirror every morning to the song "I'm Too Sexy".

[RedVixen]

I didn't just do a photo shoot ;)

[SunnyD]

Fargo use to go by the stage name of "Boy George" during his "wild years".

[Alfa]

I didn't just do a photo shoot ;)

I'm not curious what kind of pics were taken.

[RedVixen]

Fargo use to go by the stage name of "Boy George" during his "wild years".

That image didn't make me laugh one bit...nope, not at all :D

[Alfa]

Sunny likes to secretly crack one egg in each carton before returning them to their original spot in the grocery refrigerator.

[Cy]

I'm not curious what kind of pics were taken.

Nor me I couldn't be more disinterested if I tried

[SunnyD]

Nor me I couldn't be more disinterested if I tried


Me neither! Give it up girl:nu

[SunnyD]

Sunny likes to secretly crack one egg in each carton before returning them to their original spot in the grocery refrigerator.

Fargo runs by little old ladies on Sunday mornings with a flag tied to his lower appendage waving at 1/2 mass.

[Alfa]

That image didn't make me laugh one bit...nope, not at all :D

Hey, it was college; didn't we all expirement then?

Red once hot wired one of the city's park tractors and drove it down a busy street singing "Old McDonald" until the police arrested her.

[RedVixen]

I don't have to tell, do I? ;)

[Alfa]

Fargo runs by little old ladies on Sunday mornings with a flag tied to his lower appendage waving at 1/2 mass.

(usually at 3/4 or full mast by if they smile)

Sunny has an Elvis jumpsuit and wig stuffed in her file cabinet at work that she puts on at lunch time, but only after locking her office door and telling the receptionist that she is in a meeting.l

[RedVixen]

Hey, it was college; didn't we all expirement then?

Red once hot wired one of the city's park tractors and drove it down a busy street singing "Old McDonald" until the police arrested her.

LMAO - oh I would never do such a thing, or would I :D

[Alfa]

I don't have to tell, do I? ;)

Pictures are worth a thousand words if you don't feel like talking.

[Cy]

I don't have to tell, do I? ;)

No do you heck!!

[Alfa]

Cyclops once told an almost passing out girl at a pub that he was indeed a genie and if she would rub him, she would be given three wishes.

[SunnyD]

Fargo is right and Cyclops didn't grant any of them:)

[Alfa]

Sunny was that almost passing out girl.

[Cy]

Cyclops once told an almost passing out girl at a pub that he was indeed a genie and if she would rub him, she would be given three wishes.

That's not a lie.

[SunnyD]

Fargo just wanted to take pictures.

[Alfa]

But Red beat me to it and now she won't share.

[SunnyD]

Fargo hates when a girl beats him:sp:

[Alfa]

I'm not taking my son to Tastee-Freez now and if I was, I wouldn't love their wonderfully yummy cold treats more than him anyway.

[SunnyD]

Fargo sticks his fingers in the other peoples treats when they're not looking.

[softrosepetal]

I am not happy to be going out tonight!

[Sunfiresix]

I can't stand coming here...

[RedVixen]

I can't stand coming here...

We aren't glad that you visit here either :kk

[UltimateNaneki]

I'm fully clothe.

[Sunfiresix]

Ungh...I wish these wimmin weren't here...

[Alfa]

Fargo sticks his fingers in the other peoples treats when they're not looking.

Only the yummy ones.

Sunny pretends to be a Tastee Freez quality control taste tester "from corporate" so that she can eat free treats at any of the franchises.

[cherokeered]

I am so much better.....

[SunnyD]

Only the yummy ones.

Sunny pretends to be a Tastee Freez quality control taste tester "from corporate" so that she can eat free treats at any of the franchises.


SHHHHHHH:nu. Fargo went running today wearing nothing, but a smile.

[Alfa]

SHHHHHHH:nu. Fargo went running today wearing nothing, but a smile.

More like a grimace at the end of the run.


Sunny has a deep infatuation with North Korean dictator Kim Jung Il and only reluctantly took down the poster of him in a speedo after her husband threatened to put one up of Hillary Clinton on the opposite bedroom wall.

[SunnyD]

The Hillary poster was going to be donated by Fargos wife from part of his collection. He just refused to part with his favorite of her in a sexy little teddy:)

More like a grimace at the end of the run.


Sunny has a deep infatuation with North Korean dictator Kim Jung Il and only reluctantly took down the poster of him in a speedo after her husband threatened to put one up of Hillary Clinton on the opposite bedroom wall.

[Alfa]

The Hillary poster was going to be donated by Fargos wife from part of his collection. He just refused to part with his favorite of her in a sexy little teddy:)

Hey, Hill is hot!
Love a woman with more testosterone than the US Olympic weightlifting team put together.

Sunny does pole dancing at her local nursing home for nickels and bingo cards but doesn't claim the income on her taxes.

[newhere]

I am NOT hungry

[SunnyD]

I donate it all to charity:)

Fargo has his own disco ball that he brings to parties and bars with him while wear his skin tight pantsuit complete with a pair of socks in the front of the pants.

[Alfa]

I donate it all to charity:)

Fargo has his own disco ball that he brings to parties and bars with him while wear his skin tight pantsuit complete with a pair of socks in the front of the pants.

Hey, it makes me SOOO popular with the ladies! :ok

Sunny's favorite T-shirt has a picture of Lawrence Welk on it with the caption: 'Conductors do it "a-one-a and a-two-a" at a time.'

[SunnyD]

Fargos favorite tshirt is a hot pink cutoff that says just call me Juicy

[Alfa]

Fargos favorite tshirt is a hot pink cutoff that says just call me Juicy

That shirt rocks (wearing it right now).

Sunny cannot stop herself from yelling "Yahtzee!" whenever she has an orgasm.

[SunnyD]

Fargo insists on going to the area bars dressed as Bozo and uses the pick up line wanna sqeeze my nose?

[Alfa]

Fargo insists on going to the area bars dressed as Bozo and uses the pick up line wanna sqeeze my nose?

Actually, the line is "Wanna squeeze my big red ball?" And one of these days, it's gonna work. You just wait and see!

Sunny likes to inappropriately touch the Webkins at Toys'R'Us

[SunnyD]

[QUOTE=Fargo...really

Sunny likes to inappropriately touch the Webkins at Toys'R'Us[/QUOTE]

I have never received a complaint yet:)

Fargo goes to the store once a week to see if a new barbie doll came out for his collection.

[cherokeered]

Things always go the way i want them to.....

[Krystal]

I'm SO not turning 35 tomorrow!!

(I'm gonna repeat this over and over until I believe it!)

[Alfa]

I have never received a complaint yet:)

Fargo goes to the store once a week to see if a new barbie doll came out for his collection.

I only collect them for... investment purposes. Yeah, investment purposes!

Sunny calls her neighbor once a day to ask them if their refrigerator is running (they no longer let her get to the punch line).

[Delisleaa]

Some people -- as strange as it may seem -- may possibly, potentially, unlikely as it may be -- have stretched the truth just a little when posting here.


This is your chance -- tell us a lie about yourself! Make it as interesting, complex, simple, boring, as you want it to be.

Just remember --- somewhere, somehow, somebody is going to believe it.

I'm 5'11" and 300 lbs of babe :dd Shhhhhhhh! lol

[Wil]

can't wait for 5am...

[softrosepetal]

I don't care if he ever email's me or calls me again

[UltimateNaneki]

I hate posting.

[SunnyD]

I only collect them for... investment purposes. Yeah, investment purposes!

Sunny calls her neighbor once a day to ask them if their refrigerator is running (they no longer let her get to the punch line).

Punchline? Doesn't that go with do you have a punch bowl?:ok

Fargo spends his Monday's going into the office early just so he can switch everyones desk chair to confuse them.

[Alfa]

Sunny got in a fight with the 7-11 clerk this morning because he sold her a bag of W & Ws, when she clearly asked for M & Ms.

[UltimateNaneki]

Sex is no fun anymore.

[Checkmate]

phone sex is boring.

[UltimateNaneki]

I like living alone and have no one to talk to ever.

[newhere]

I like to be alone at home

[Torin]

I really don't want cookies. With milk.

[Shawn]

I really don't want cookies. With milk.

That really did not make me hungry

[UltimateNaneki]

I have nothing on.

[UltimateNaneki]

I have nothing on.

[SunnyD]

Sunny got in a fight with the 7-11 clerk this morning because he sold her a bag of W & Ws, when she clearly asked for M & Ms.

Someone asked Fargo what horse did he ride in on and he wandered around the parking lot for hours walking past his car repeatedly, because he couldn't find it.

[UltimateNaneki]

I like not having anyone to talk to when I'm sad.