Tell Me A Lie!

[spare_change]

Some people -- as strange as it may seem -- may possibly, potentially, unlikely as it may be -- have stretched the truth just a little when posting here.


This is your chance -- tell us a lie about yourself! Make it as interesting, complex, simple, boring, as you want it to be.

Just remember --- somewhere, somehow, somebody is going to believe it.

[spare_change]

I have to go now -- the women are lining up at my door. I just wish they would keep their clothes on.

[Zifnab]

no thats my 12 mile long penis! Sorry I got the wrong house!!:lmao

[sex_kitten_4u]

i am six foot with long raven hair and a size 10 and still a virgin :D

[spare_change]

One time in band camp ---

I showed this girl my latest invention - a nuclear powered vibrator activated by the snap of my fingers. She made me show her how it worked --- damn near wore out my thumb.

[Zifnab]

i am six foot with long raven hair and a size 10 and still a virgin :Dand I am NOT visualizing THAT!!!!:wk

[Rainmaker]

im a gorgeous super model with all the right curves. every man i talk to falls inlove with me. i frequent nude beaches and need a sexy man to lotion my hot body .....im not good at this-LOL

[spare_change]

i am six foot with long raven hair and a size 10 and still a virgin :D


You almost had me believing it -- til you got to the virgin part.

[spare_change]

im a gorgeous super model with all the right curves. every man i talk to falls inlove with me. i frequent nude beaches and need a sexy man to lotion my hot body .....im not good at this-LOL

Oh God!!! Please be true -- please be true!

[G...G]

I rode with Dale Jr. naked during the race yesterday.

[spare_change]

Dale Jr. asked me first!

[Rainmaker]

Oh God!!! Please be true -- please be true!

well of course it is;)

[sweetgapeach]

The reason Jimmy Johnson didnt win , I was sitting on his lap the whole time !!!!

[Zifnab]

I love nascar!

[kissiemybuttie]

I am tall skinny and very beautiful!!!!

[Dmy]

The reason Jimmy Johnson didnt win , I was sitting on his lap the whole time !!!!

Its amazing anyone won with you all sitting on their laps...lol:lf

[Zifnab]

I still LOVE nascar!

[spare_change]

After the three women left my bed, I was still feeling randy ----


and randy didn't like it one bit!

[Rainmaker]

After the three women left my bed, I was still feeling randy ----


and randy didn't like it one bit!

:lmao

[spare_change]

My horse laughed when I told him I was better endowed than he was!

[spare_change]

My horse cried when i proved it !!!

[sweetgapeach]

im a gorgeous super model with all the right curves. every man i talk to falls inlove with me. i frequent nude beaches and need a sexy man to lotion my hot body .....im not good at this-LOL



Hey me too, but nudie beaches. One look thats all it takes !!But the Hot oil sounds great !!

[G...G]

The reason Dale Jr. came in third was because he was getting a blow job and got side tracked.........

[sweetgapeach]

The reason Dale Jr. came in third was because he was getting a blow job and got side tracked.........


By who ? :D

[spare_change]

The reason Dale Jr. came in third was because he was getting a blow job and got side tracked.........


How do you get side tracked on an oval? Do you drive backwards?

[Rainmaker]

The reason Dale Jr. came in third was because he was getting a blow job and got side tracked.........

he wasnt suppose to tell anyone about that:nu ....:D

[G...G]

I was really there..........thats no lie!!! ONLY wish I was giving Jr. a blow job...LOL

[Zifnab]

Peoplpe REALLY like me!!

[spare_change]

i REALLY like zinfab!

[Zifnab]

i REALLY like zinfab!And I didn't know that!!!:lmao

[G...G]

My husband is so sweet.............LOL

[Trev]

I just enjoy be around my wife so much.

[Zifnab]

I think georgia has a terible signature and an UGLY avatar!

[G...G]

I think whoever gave it to her is an axe murderer!!

[spare_change]

The best sex I ever had happened in a Wal Mart parking lot !

[Rainmaker]

I LOVE cyber!!

[Zifnab]

I LOVE cyber!!I believe you!!!

[Rainmaker]

I believe you!!!


:lmao

[Rainmaker]

i love to seee mmmmmmmmm typed to me... it just makes me so hot and bothered

[Trev]

I just want this cold weather to stay around all year.

[Zifnab]

i love to seee mmmmmmmmm typed to me... it just makes me so hot and botheredmmmmmmmmmmmmmm baby!!! I know you just got off with THAT one!!!:lmao:lmao

[Rainmaker]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm baby!!! I know you just got off with THAT one!!!:lmao:lmao


ooo yessss .... type it one more time for me... u know I love it so much:lmao



i bet u can hear me laughing out loud right now:D

[Zifnab]

In reality I am a very handsome guy, with a lot of style and charm. I am highly intelligent and extremely sophisticated.:wa:

[Rainmaker]

In reality I am a very handsome guy, with a lot of style and charm. I am highly intelligent and extremely sophisticated.:wa:


hmmmm this is a lying thread sweetie!! all u said was true... :kk

[Zifnab]

hmmmm this is a lying thread sweetie!! all u said was true... :kkyou lie REAL well too!

[G...G]

I won the lottery..........

[Zifnab]

I won the lottery..........and you are gonna share!!!

[spare_change]

I won the lottery..........


I shared the ticket!

[Rainmaker]

you lie REAL well too!


hahaha.... that post was not a lie... promise....anything i type up here is going to sound like one..........:lmao



ok hows this...... zif is soooo ugly and rude and has the worst voice in the world ... :kk

[Zifnab]

hahaha.... that post was not a lie... promise....anything i type up here is going to sound like one..........:lmao



ok hows this...... zif is soooo ugly and rude and has the worst voice in the world ... :kk(you are supposed to tell lies here!)
I believe that one too!

[Rainmaker]

(you are supposed to tell lies here!)
I believe that one too!


I give up!!:lmao

[Zifnab]

I am so glad I am not getting enough rep points to beat tiger and lock him in WB's cages!

[spare_change]

When I was 16, one of the female camp counsellors and I went into the woods --- but we didn't do anything.


You figure out which one is a lie --- LOL

[Zifnab]

When I was 16, one of the female camp counsellors and I went into the woods --- but we didn't do anything.


You figure out which one is a lie --- LOLI believe it was a female!!!!:lmao:lmao

[G...G]

I hate vibrators

[spjimbo]

Yeah I really do like to cuddle...

[Zifnab]

Georgia has a fat butt.

[G...G]

Zif gave me the date rape drug one time....

[Zifnab]

Zif gave me the date rape drug one time....because I needed it!

[G...G]

Zif came over to my house to watch tv once and wouldn't let me even do a strip show for him!!

[spare_change]

Zif gave me the date rape drug one time....

I tried that once -- unfortunately, it was prune rape drug -- didn't work nearly as well.

[Zifnab]

Zif came over to my house to watch tv once and wouldn't let me even do a strip show for him!!I hate it when Georgia tries to give me a lap dance!

[Zifnab]

I tried that once -- unfortunately, it was prune rape drug -- didn't work nearly as well.so you didn't rape the prune???:lmao:lmao

[Trev]

Georgia is inviting all the men over from this site and going to do strip tease for everyone of us.

[Zifnab]

Georgia is inviting all the men over from this site and going to do strip tease for everyone of us.and trev is driving the car ool!

[spare_change]

and trev is driving the car ool!

and Zif is in charge of snacks and drinks.

[G...G]

Trev gets a private lap dance

[Zifnab]

and spare is handing out the $5 bills to tip her with!

[Trev]

Trev gets a private lap dance
dang, hate when that happens.

[spare_change]

Trev gets a private lap dance

Hell, there's enough room inTrev's lap, he could get a whole polka party!

[Zifnab]

But none of us would show up because we aren't that kind of guys!!

[G...G]

Spare, Zif and Trev never show up when I invite them over to get in the hot tub

[spare_change]

But none of us would show up because we aren't that kind of guys!!

Speak for yourself, my friend -- I am EXACTLY that kind of guy !

[Trev]

We have an open invite. On my way.

[spare_change]

Spare, Zif and Trev never show up when I invite them over to get in the hot tub

now THAT qualifies as a damnnnnnn lie !

[Trev]

Speak for yourself, my friend -- I am EXACTLY that kind of guy !

the kind to run into the woods alone. :lmao

[G...G]

Well this is a LIE thread!!!!! ......... I'm naked right now

[Trev]

Well this is a LIE thread!!!!! ......... I'm naked right now

and I'm not trying to look

[Zifnab]

and I am ontop of her to protect her from sunburn!

[G...G]

I had sex with a monkey once

[spare_change]

and I am ontop of her to protect her from sunburn!

which means you hit me in the back of the head!

[G...G]

I love community service on Saturdays

[Trev]

Paying taxes is great.

[G...G]

I hate going to the beach

[Trev]

I hated seeing georgia nude

[G...G]

I love seeing monkey's furless.......

[tiger50]

I am a gentleman of refinement.. :D

[Trev]

I'm moving to georgia tomorrow

[G...G]

I am lusting over a monkey.........lOL

[Zifnab]

I am a gentleman of refinement.. :Dis he back????? I hope not!!!

[Trev]

I'm trying not to look at an avaitor

[G...G]

I'm eating monkey for dinner tonight

[upstr84u]

i am hung like a horse ----------------- (a sea Horse) hahaha

[G...G]

I have HUGE boobs

[Trev]

I don't want to see georgia's boobs

[Zifnab]

I am currently being serviced under my desk by my very sexy suckmedry! I mean secretary!

[G...G]

I hate sex

[Zifnab]

Georgia is SO bad at sex I never want to have her again!

[G...G]

I had sex with Zif four times today and it only lasted a total of 2 minutes

[Zifnab]

Ok the four times part is a lie the rest is true!!

[G...G]

I have one of Zif and Trev's nuts at my house

[spjimbo]

Honestly honey, I don't like to have sex...:sex

[Trev]

I have one of Zif and Trev's nuts at my house

she kisses them for bad luck:D

[G...G]

Dale Jr. is ugly

[Trev]

Dale Jr. is ugly

not a lie on that one. :D

[Zifnab]

I love to sit here at work all alone all day.

[G...G]

Trev is lying about Dale Jr. He tried to get "fresh" with him but Jr. had to put him in his place

[G...G]

Kasey Kane is my husband

[Zifnab]

I really care about that!

[upstr84u]

jimmie johnson - martin - gorden kenseth are the greatest

[G...G]

I cut Kenseth's tire yesterday

[upstr84u]

i cut the cheese

[upstr84u]

this lieing is hard

[Trev]

Georgia's on my lap

[G...G]

Trev's getting a blow job right now

[upstr84u]

georgia could not sweet talk her way out of a parking ticket

[G...G]

how did you know, I got pulled over Saturday? THATS NOT A LIE!!!

[upstr84u]

police reports & connections & or possibly neighbors a blabber mouth

[sweetgapeach]

I am married to Matthew Machoney !

[Zifnab]

I am Matthew McConaughey

[Zifnab]

I don't miss this place when I log out. I can't stand you people, and I DON'T wish you all the best!!

[kissiemybuttie]

I don't miss this place when I log out. I can't stand you people, and I DON'T wish you all the best!!


Damn your a good lier!!!! :kk :lmao :lmao

[spare_change]

I had the starring role in Lion King!



I guess they liked my work in Pinnochio!

[sweetgapeach]

I am Not a dog lover !!
And I dont like Scooby either !!

[spare_change]

the sun rises and set in ME!

[Sandy]

i love to cyber. :lmao

[G...G]

Trev, Zif and Spare just left my house

[Trev]

Trev, Zif and Spare just left my house

The dinner was great

[Waltert]

Trev, Zif and Spare just left my house

So does that mean they are still THERE! and you cannot get them to leave!

[G...G]

They won't get out of the hot tub..... I think they are gay!

[sweetgapeach]

Tim McGraw is my ex husband , I LET Faith Hill have him.

[G...G]

And then I took him from Faith

[Sandy]

jon bon jovi is my husband. :D

[G...G]

I got a corvette for my birthday last year

[spare_change]

I got a corvette for my birthday last year


I was finished with it.

[Sandy]

i just got a brand new dodge truck.

[G...G]

I hate looking at Spare's avatar....

[sweetgapeach]

I got a corvette for my birthday last year


My Daddy designed Corvette 's

[Sandy]

my daddy's name is bill gates. :lmao

[Barkiss]

Sandy calls me Daddy now...

[G...G]

I hate this site

[Trev]

Sandy calls me Daddy now...

This is for lies, not the truth. :D

[G...G]

Trev eats his buggers

[Barkiss]

This is for lies, not the truth. :D

Damn...misread...

[sweetgapeach]

I am every mans Fantasy !!

[G...G]

I had ran down the road naked chasing the cops

[Barkiss]

I can't stand the taste of peaches.

[G...G]

I don't like dogs

[Trev]

dogs are a mans best friend

[sweetgapeach]

I love monkeys !! They are so Smart !

[G...G]

There's a monkey on my back

[Barkiss]

I really, really don't like the state of Georgia.

[tiger50]

i am the monkey

[G...G]

I'm going to Bristol

[G...G]

I don't like watching American Idol

[Trev]

I'm a Duke fan

[G...G]

I get more sex than I want

[Trev]

I have sex everyday

[G...G]

I have sex every week

[Barkiss]

I've had sex.

[G...G]

I lost my virginity this morning

[spare_change]

I've had sex.

Damn -- you really DO know how to lie!

[sweetgapeach]

I have sex 3 times a day !

[Barkiss]

with me...

[sweetgapeach]

I am a true slut !!

[Barkiss]

with me

[G...G]

spare won't get out of the hot tub

[Trev]

georgia won't get in the hot tub

[spare_change]

spare won't get out of the hot tub

I would -- but my dingwha is stuck in the damn drain !

[G...G]

Trev has sex with me five times a day

[G...G]

Spare's not lying

[spare_change]

Trev has sex with me five times a day



.... and you never notice.

[Trev]

Trev has sex with me five times a day

I'm just glad you posted the wrong about of times.

[G...G]

I haven't lied about any of this.......

[sweetgapeach]

I have never lied !!

[G...G]

My feet are NOT cold right now.....

[Zifnab]

I am not so addicted that I set this up on my handheld pc!

[G...G]

Zif is an asshole

[Zifnab]

I do not think Georgia is sweet or desirable!

[G...G]

I don't want Zif to get in my hot tub anymore.

[sweetgapeach]

I cant stand anyone on here !!

[G...G]

Me either....... especially those bitches from Georgia......LOL

[sweetgapeach]

Me either....... especially those bitches from Georgia......LOL


:lmao Good one !!!

[G...G]

:lmao Good one !!!

:wa:

[sweetgapeach]

I hate when Scooby licks me !

[G...G]

:lmao THat was a good one!!!!:lmao

[sweetgapeach]

I am the smartest Women in the world !!

[G...G]

I was Peach's teacher.....

[sweetgapeach]

I was Peach's teacher.....



Lmao Your just jealous i got Tim first !!:lmao

[G...G]

Georgia girls are boring

[G...G]

Lmao Your just jealous i got Tim first !!:lmao

This is the lie thread but this is NO lie........I'm VERY jealous, I wanted him first damn it.:whee:

[sweetgapeach]

Georgia Girls are ugly !!

[G...G]

Georgia girls HATE Tim McGraw also

[sweetgapeach]

I hate cowboys !

[sweetgapeach]

Georgia girls HATE Tim McGraw also




:D

[G...G]

I hate this thread, can't you tell?

[sweetgapeach]

I hate men with Bald heads and goatee's

[sweetgapeach]

I hate this thread, can't you tell?


Me too !!! I am have the hardest time Lieing !

[G...G]

I don't like bald headed men either

[sweetgapeach]

I love skinny men

[G...G]

I hate watching American Idol.......

[Sandy]

i love hair on a mans back. :D

[G...G]

I never shave my legs

[Sandy]

i never shave anything. :D

[G...G]

i never shave anything. :D

:lmao :lmao :wa: :wa:

[MCat]

I'm filthy rich, 5'9", long red hair, and drive a white mustang convertible.

[Sandy]

my measurements are 36-24-36 :D :lmao

[spare_change]

I'm filthy rich, 5'9", long red hair, and drive a white mustang convertible.


Silly you -- we all know it's a black Mustang!

[spare_change]

my measurements are 36-24-36 :D :lmao


In that order?

[Sandy]

og course, i'm built like a brick house. :lmao








In that order?

[spare_change]

that would be the one with the walls straight up and down, a big foundation under it, and a green roof?

[Sandy]

it could be the house of your dreams, i can be molded. :lmao

[spare_change]

it could be the house of your dreams, i can be molded. :lmao

Sweetie -- you already WERE the house of my dreams!

[Sunfiresix]

I am 40 Y/O 6'4" tall very well built and deeply tanned, I summer in bermuda and Travel the world, My job as a major corp. CEO keeps me moving around, but also very wealthy.:lmao

[Sandy]

cool so when are you moving in, and what do you mean by were,









Sweetie -- you already WERE the house of my dreams!

[G...G]

I'm six feet tall

[Sandy]

i'm doing spare right now. :lmao

[G...G]

I"m doing spare when you get done with him

[Sandy]

only if he can move. :lmao

[G...G]

Spare can handle two women in one night.........LOL

[Sandy]

hey we can always do a 3 some. :lmao

[G...G]

We just had a threesome with spare and he's still alive........LOL

[sweetgapeach]

I hate this post

[bonzzz4292]

I don't have any kids.

[Zifnab]

I think this is a wonderful way to improve productivity in the workplace!

[Sandy]

i hatedogs.

[Jy]

I don't like anyone here. In fact, I don't even think of any of you when I'm not here, and I can't wait to log off right now!!!

[Zifnab]

I don't like anyone here. In fact, I don't even think of any of you when I'm not here, and I can't wait to log off right now!!!I think that was the most rude comment I have heard you make! I think I may even have to not like you anymore!:wa:

[Sandy]

jazzy and i have a hot date later tonite. :D

[Penny]

My hubbys wiener is so big its scary

[Zifnab]

My hubbys wiener is so big its scarywell mine is BIGGER!!

[italian_princess0420]

i hatedogs.


:lmao :lmao ohh thats funny

[italian_princess0420]

im bi...ryan dont know it yet

[Sandy]

i have the hots for ryan. :lmao

[Jy]

And you!! You are my least favourite person here! In fact, you're on my ignore list!!:kk
I think that was the most rude comment I have heard you make! I think I may even have to not like you anymore!:wa:

[italian_princess0420]

i have the hots for ryan. :lmao

lmao...now thats funny

[italian_princess0420]

ahhhh i think im startin to believe some of these...lmao...im soooo gullable:(

[Sandy]

i hate kids. :D

[tiger50]

i just lov me mate zif.... hahahahahahaha

[italian_princess0420]

i NEVER liked commin over to your house...in fact i told zack to shoot that hole in the wall

[Sandy]

lol it was scotty, and i don;'t like you either. :D

[italian_princess0420]

ryans not really my boyfriend, i just say that to keep all the guys from hittin on me

[italian_princess0420]

lol it was scotty, and i don;'t like you either. :D

wrong hole in the wall...lmao

i hate matt matt, i just play w/him to shut him up

[italian_princess0420]

im not really 20...im actually 13, i just like this site soooo much i had to lie about my age at some point in time

[Sandy]

well i hate shy-shy i just pet het to shut her up. :D

[italian_princess0420]

well i hate shy-shy i just pet het to shut her up. :D


lmao

well blade and i had fun that night yall caught us w/his dick in my mouth...and i hate kodie

[Sandy]

i've been having an affair with ryan. :sex :lmao

[italian_princess0420]

i've been having an affair with ryan. :sex :lmao

i KNEW somethin was goin on.:D

[Sandy]

yep i've been training him for you. :sex :lmao :vs:

[italian_princess0420]

i stole my mustang...the cops are just dumb and dont know it was me.:D