Don't Use This as a Lubricant!

[Huzyerdaddi]

Don't be such a wuss! Ain't nuttin' better than some hot cracklin grease to enhance some hot cracklin sex.



Fry Grease

[Torin]

:lmao LOL

Not even maple syrup? Not even when it has been poored all over the floor? Might as well put that wasted syrup to use somehow!

Hey! I have personally learned how hard it is to clean that stuff up... NO way am I scrubbing THAT off my goodies. :D

[loverboy6969]

1. dont use a snickers bar. it leaves nuts inside and they are really hard to get out. 2. dont use hair jel. when that stuff dries........well you know!!!!!
3. dont use axel grease. leave that to the mechanics.
4. dont use ben gay as has a tendancy to light your fire.

[Huzyerdaddi]

By goodies, I assume you're not referring to pancakes. :sc



Hey! I have personally learned how hard it is to clean that stuff up... NO way am I scrubbing THAT off my goodies. :D

[Torin]

By goodies, I assume you're not referring to pancakes. :sc

I typically don't scrub my pancakes. :D

[Huzyerdaddi]

:lmao

Sounds like a matter of personal hygiene to me, Torin. ;) You should consider scrubbing your pancakes from time to time....it will leave you feeling fresh, and who knows, you might even like the scrubbing part.


[QUOTE=torin30]I typically don't scrub my pancakes. :D[/QUOTE ]

[Torin]

sheesh... ya pervert... pancakes are NOT my goodies... I scrub the goodies, not the pancakes... I eat the pancakes.

I am a little concerned about your fixation on pancakes... maybe you should seek some help, hon. :lmao



:lmao

Sounds like a matter of personal hygiene to me, Torin. ;) You should consider scrubbing your pancakes from time to time....it will leave you feeling fresh, and who knows, you might even like the scrubbing part.


[QUOTE=torin30]I typically don't scrub my pancakes. :D[/QUOTE ]

[Huzyerdaddi]

Maybe I should go eat some pancakes :sc



sheesh... ya pervert... pancakes are NOT my goodies... I scrub the goodies, not the pancakes... I eat the pancakes.

I am a little concerned about your fixation on pancakes... maybe you should seek some help, hon. :lmao



[QUOTE=Huzyerdaddi]:lmao

Sounds like a matter of personal hygiene to me, Torin. ;) You should consider scrubbing your pancakes from time to time....it will leave you feeling fresh, and who knows, you might even like the scrubbing part.

[Torin]

Or the goodies.... its just a personal choice, IMO. :D




Maybe I should go eat some pancakes :sc

[scoobertina]

jalapeno juice....

lemon juice...
wd-40

[inquisitive]

margarine

[Nicodemus2430]

Hello everyone, hope you're all having a nice day

[Nicodemus2430]

personally, i'd stay away from any sort of hot sauce, maybe some gasoline, or rubbing alcohol

[christinalee]

hahahaha......

[Shawn]

Never use super-glue as a lubricant....its really hard to explain to your wife when she has to drive you and that girl thats just a friend to the ER

[cherokeered]

liver pate............

[househub]

whats wrong with margarine? honey doesnt work very well tho

[cherokeered]

maple syrup

[manofiron]

margarine
I can't believe it's not butter!

[Sylar]

fresh bacon grease

[bryan3636]

caulk (not a pun)

[OICurready4me]

spam

[Sylar]

fiberglass insulation

[marriedwomanchaser]

This really isnt where I want to be. later

[UltimateNaneki]

don't use vinegar...cause if u ripe you will get slapped cause it will sting.....:lmao

[Me]

toothpaste

[Denny422]

Hey! I have personally learned how hard it is to clean that stuff up... NO way am I scrubbing THAT off my goodies. :D

I'll clean the syrup off your goodies, Torin! I'd be very gentle and thorough! Promise!
:lf

[Denny422]

toothpaste

Yow! That hurts to think about it. Hope that's speculation, not experience!

[Denny422]

And speaking of hurts to think about it, if you ever use that "Icy Hot" stuff for muscle aches, be DARN sure you wash your hands more than once and VERY thoroughly before you approach anywhere sensitive on ANYBODY'S body. Unless you want to learn a dance you didn't want to learn. Even "second hand", it takes some time and effort to get it washed off.

Learned the hard way. OOWWW!!!!!

[noodlegurl]

I find being a redhead and being sensitive i can not use any warming lubricants, it has to be water based...

Also watch out for snickers bars, peanuts get lost............. lol

[spare_change]

I find being a redhead and being sensitive i can not use any warming lubricants, it has to be water based...

Also watch out for snickers bars, peanuts get lost............. lol

Damn --- I really, really, really want to ask how you know about the snickers bars!!!

[Krystal]

I find being a redhead and being sensitive i can not use any warming lubricants, it has to be water based...

and here I thought it was just me....

My ex wanted to try the new KY "tingling" lube.....two seconds after it was applied, I couldn't feel anything! LOL


I'm guessing it might be good for "other" types of sex....just not anything involving the stuff you want to feel!!

[Shawn]

Bisquick

[bk_mojo]

No unconventional lube experience here... but to go along with Denny's "icy hot"... buffalo hot wings + hands not washed well enough + finger foreplay = not a good kind of hot sex

[Gilliganstranded]

Maple syrup.

[Torin]

Cheese Whiz

[SunnyD]

superglue

[Gilliganstranded]

10W40 motor oil

[bk_mojo]

as tempting as it sounds: Miracle Whip

[Han Solo]

Lighter Fluid ..........unless you plan to also play Jerry Lee Lewis "Great Balls of Fire" in the background, in which case it classifies as well choreographed pyrotechnics and you should get credit for puttin on a show of that magnitude:sg

[fly]

Lighter Fluid ..........unless you plan to also play Jerry Lee Lewis "Great Balls of Fire" in the background, in which case it classifies as well choreographed pyrotechnics and you should get credit for puttin on a show of that magnitude:sg

YOWSER!!!!!!!!!!!!:yks

[dicksr4chicks]

dwd40

[AL(m)]

Sand.......:yks

[fly]

Tabasco Sauce

[Denny422]

Lighter Fluid ..........unless you plan to also play Jerry Lee Lewis "Great Balls of Fire" in the background, in which case it classifies as well choreographed pyrotechnics and you should get credit for puttin on a show of that magnitude:sg


You're not the one who posted a video on Ifilm.com titled "flaming buttocks" are you? I stumbled across that video one night, and watched, dumbfounded, as four of the greatest idiots in the world "entertained" each other. Three guys in a room with a gorgeous, obviously frisky, woman; and the best thing they could think of to do was set her butt on fire!!!!???!!!

The girl is even dumber. She actually pulls down her pants and lays still on the floor while they smear the stuff on her butt, then light her up! Then she jumps around laughing about it!

Must be Klingons.

[Han Solo]

You're not the one who posted a video on Ifilm.com titled "flaming buttocks" are you? I stumbled across that video one night, and watched, dumbfounded, as four of the greatest idiots in the world "entertained" each other. Three guys in a room with a gorgeous, obviously frisky, woman; and the best thing they could think of to do was set her butt on fire!!!!???!!!

The girl is even dumber. She actually pulls down her pants and lays still on the floor while they smear the stuff on her butt, then light her up! Then she jumps around laughing about it!

Must be Klingons.

:eek: Oh HEEEELLLLL NO that wouldn't be me.........at some point you think someone would realize that Cocaine and Video Cameras are just NOT a good idea:rolleyes:

[LuckyJest]

...sawdust is NOT good...

[bk_mojo]

drano

[Han Solo]

drano
:sc.....but on the other hand it is supposed to be the cure for "clogged pipes":wk.....so that could be a tough call!

[bk_mojo]

:sc.....but on the other hand it is supposed to be the cure for "clogged pipes":wk.....so that could be a tough call!
fortunately for me... it's an easy call.

[Han Solo]

fortunately for me... it's an easy call.
What? No sense of adventure?? C'mon!!....I mean, besides the acid burns, permanent discoloration and severe scars what's to be afraid of??:p

[bk_mojo]

What? No sense of adventure?? C'mon!!....I mean, besides the acid burns, permanent discoloration and severe scars what's to be afraid of??:p
you know. you're right.. what was I thinking?

[Krystal]

You're both a little odd.....lol. :D

[jmsmith12345]

liquid plumber

[bk_mojo]

Elmer's glue