Don't Use This as a Lubricant!

[spare_change]

C'mon! Help your friends out!! Give em good advice. Give them the benefit of your experience!

Tell them things to never use as a lubricant during sex!

[spare_change]

Industrial diamonds suspended in marmalade!

[spare_change]

Three day old oatmeal!

[spare_change]

Mahogany wood stain!

It works -- but tough to explain at the gym the next day!

[Zifnab]

Crest toothpaste

[tiger50]

vegimite:lmao :lmao

[Zifnab]

roo poo

[spjimbo]

Ben Gay

[Zifnab]

turpentine

[spare_change]

Yesterday's chili

[Zifnab]

or even the refried beans! taco shells don't work either!

[Sandy]

don't use vasoline.

[Zifnab]

or valvoline!!

[Sandy]

crisco oil.

[Cotties]

Things to use would have been easier.......even if it doesn't work I behave like it has..

I find women don't like it when I pour my beer on her pussy and bum as a substitute for foreplay. It still makes it wet!

[Cotties]

Whats wrong with crisco oil?


If its been used for cooking I can understand. But then again who would complain if those tight spots smelt like french fries.
crisco oil.

[Zifnab]

Whats wrong with crisco oil?


If its been used for cooking I can understand. But then again who would complain if those tight spots smelt like french fries.I concur - crisco is on the use list!!! plastic tarp and crisco oil......slip-n-slide oh boy!!

[Sandy]

has anyone ever mentioned......... your sick.













Whats wrong with crisco oil?


If its been used for cooking I can understand. But then again who would complain if those tight spots smelt like french fries.

[Zifnab]

never use open gear lube

[Zifnab]

don't try pine tar either

[tiger50]

platypuss piss iz a no no...

[Zifnab]

novacaine can help in moderation....it can also help prolong the experience ( not the pleasure) but is still not recommended...

[Cotties]

I think the polite word is disturbedhas anyone ever mentioned......... your sick.

............tabasco sauce.......is a no no

[Zifnab]

polite??? you??? naw, can't go together! :lmao

never try molassas

[Zpanther]

Icy Hot

[Zpanther]

Super Glue

[Cotties]

Whats icy hot? ...........I'm aware of hot ice...is it the same?Icy Hot

[Cotties]

The left over gravy in the saucepan.

It doesn't look right when you go down for a lick and looks even worse on film.

[Zifnab]

Whats icy hot? ...........I'm aware of hot ice...is it the same?icy hot is like ben-gay on steroids.... will freeze burn your sack off!!!

[Zpanther]

icy hot is like ben-gay on steroids.... will freeze burn your sack off!!!

Oh YEAH! It will do THAT! Got it mixed up when I was playing sports and had a pulled groin muscle........ WHOA! Felt like my nuts were on fire for about 4 hours and water just makes it worse.

[Zifnab]

Is nasty cruel stuff!!! but works so well for what it was meant!

[Norfolkdave]

WD 40 its so greasy

[sweetgapeach]

Whats icy hot? ...........I'm aware of hot ice...is it the same?


Try it and find out !!:lmao

[sweetgapeach]

Gorrilla Glue

[Norfolkdave]

Gorrilla Glue

That will be the end of poor trev!:D

[italian_princess0420]

ahhhh are yall sayin yall used all this stuff before as lube?, now yall are sayin its not workin and tellin everyone else.

[sweetgapeach]

That will be the end of poor trev!:D


:lmao I didnt think about that !

[Norfolkdave]

:lmao I didnt think about that !

Gorilla Glue



Finding the right glue can be tricky. Epoxies can be a mess. Specialized adhesives can get expensive. Hot glue = ick.

I recently found a glue that I can reach for in most situations -- Gorilla Glue. This solvent-free polyurethane glue is best on wood (sands well), but it's not as specific as most wood adhesives. It bonds pretty well on metals, stone, ceramics, and many plastics. Another nice thing is that it foams up a bit when you apply it, so a little bit goes a long way and you don't need to spread it around so much. It is waterproof, meaning it doesn't break down when wet, and doesn't expand or contract with temperature. You do have to clamp stuff in place for a while while it dries, which you should do with any glue. If you glue infrequently, it is nice that Gorilla Glue has a long shelf life -- three years as opposed to one, as with many other polyurethane glues:lmao

[Zifnab]

ahhhh are yall sayin yall used all this stuff before as lube?, now yall are sayin its not workin and tellin everyone else.ummm where did I put it??? ah yes here's your sign!:lmao:lmao

[pinkpussyliz]

A rich girl uses vassaline,

A poor girl uses lard

But Dinah uses axle grease coz............


Bugger, I can never remember the punch line.

[pinkpussyliz]

Fresh cream.... Not if you've got a cat that is.

[Zifnab]

A rich girl uses vassaline,

A poor girl uses lard

But Dinah uses axle grease coz............


Bugger, I can never remember the punch line.is it this one??
Refrain:
Dinah, Dinah, show us your legs
Show us your legs
Show us your legs
Dinah, Dinah, show us your legs
A yard above your knee.

A rich girl drives a limousine
A poor girl drives a truck
But the only ride that Dinah has
Is when she has a fuck.

A rich girl wears a brassiere
A poor girl uses string
But Dinah uses nothing at all
She lets the bastards swing.

A rich girl has a ring of gold
A poor girl one of brass
But the only ring that Dinah has
Is the one around her arse.

A rich girl uses vaseline
A poor girl uses lard
But Dinah uses axle grease
Because her cunt's so hard

A rich girl uses sanitary towel
A poor girl uses sheets
But Dinah uses nothing at all
And leaves a trail along the streets.

[pinkpussyliz]

Deep Heat, Vick, Mr Muscle oven cleaner etc etc.

[pinkpussyliz]

is it this one??
Refrain:
Dinah, Dinah, show us your legs
Show us your legs
Show us your legs
Dinah, Dinah, show us your legs
A yard above your knee.

A rich girl drives a limousine
A poor girl drives a truck
But the only ride that Dinah has
Is when she has a fuck.

A rich girl wears a brassiere
A poor girl uses string
But Dinah uses nothing at all
She lets the bastards swing.

A rich girl has a ring of gold
A poor girl one of brass
But the only ring that Dinah has
Is the one around her arse.

A rich girl uses vaseline
A poor girl uses lard
But Dinah uses axle grease
Because her cunt's so hard

A rich girl uses sanitary towel
A poor girl uses sheets
But Dinah uses nothing at all
And leaves a trail along the streets.

No it wasn't that one

[pinkpussyliz]

Ok it was. Fair play, good memory.

[Zifnab]

Ok it was. Fair play, good memory.Thank Google dear!:wa:

[spare_change]

Gravel

[spare_change]

Used bacon grease - if you have a dog.

[Sandy]

super glue.

[Zifnab]

Gravelouch!

[Shiane]

Gorilla Glue was quite good:D

[Trev]

That will be the end of poor trev!:D

how do you think I keep from losing all that hair.

[spare_change]

Gorilla Glue was quite good:D

So is that avatar!!! Wanna go a few rounds -- maybe a knockdown or two?

[Zifnab]

polygrip

[Shiane]

So is that avatar!!! Wanna go a few rounds -- maybe a knockdown or two?

Uh sure, you think your up to a challenge? :nu

[Shiane]

how do you think I keep from losing all that hair.

You told me thats what the handcuffs were for! :D

[Zifnab]

Uh sure, you think your up to a challenge? :nudon't know about any challenge, but am darned sure getting up for SOMETHING!!

[spare_change]

Uh sure, you think your up to a challenge? :nu

My two favorite sports are boxing and nude indian leg wrestling -- bring it on, babe! You're going down !!!


And, then, I will !

[Shiane]

My two favorite sports are boxing and nude indian leg wrestling -- bring it on, babe! You're going down !!!


And, then, I will !

Thats awful big talk ;) when you go down you wont be conscious! :lmao

[Zifnab]

Hot fudge..... you should let it cool down first cause third degree burns down THERE can really ruin the moment!

[Shiane]

don't know about any challenge, but am darned sure getting up for SOMETHING!!


Grins don't ya just hate windy days! ;)

[spare_change]

Thats awful big talk ;) when you go down you wont be conscious! :lmao

Sweetie -- when I go down, you will be acutely conscious!

[Zifnab]

Grins don't ya just hate windy days! ;)sure do! but at least I can remember that way what one is!

[spare_change]

hot wax

[spare_change]

dill pickle juice

[Zifnab]

cookie dough

[spare_change]

strawberry preserves


Those damn seeds........

[Zpanther]

poisen ivy

[Zifnab]

rock salt

[Zpanther]

chili pepper powder (that's one I actually had some experience with...... Was cutting up chili's and had to take a piss....... OW!)

[spare_change]

pineapple shavings

[Zifnab]

coconut shells

[Rainmaker]

spag sauce with hot peppers in it.....................remember to suck it all off your lover before internal activity.....may i say ouch!!!!

[sweetgapeach]

Gorilla Glue



Finding the right glue can be tricky. Epoxies can be a mess. Specialized adhesives can get expensive. Hot glue = ick.

I recently found a glue that I can reach for in most situations -- Gorilla Glue. This solvent-free polyurethane glue is best on wood (sands well), but it's not as specific as most wood adhesives. It bonds pretty well on metals, stone, ceramics, and many plastics. Another nice thing is that it foams up a bit when you apply it, so a little bit goes a long way and you don't need to spread it around so much. It is waterproof, meaning it doesn't break down when wet, and doesn't expand or contract with temperature. You do have to clamp stuff in place for a while while it dries, which you should do with any glue. If you glue infrequently, it is nice that Gorilla Glue has a long shelf life -- three years as opposed to one, as with many other polyurethane glues:lmao


You didnt believe me that there was Gorilla Glue ?

[Trev]

You didnt believe me that there was Gorilla Glue ?

I did, use it all the time.

[spare_change]

I did, use it all the time.

Just one question -- why the hell would you want to glue gorillas together? Is this like a fetish thing??

[Rainmaker]

Just one question -- why the hell would you want to glue gorillas together? Is this like a fetish thing??

:lmao

[sweetgapeach]

I did, use it all the time.



I was wondering , What exactly is it ? lol

[Trev]

You told me thats what the handcuffs were for! :D

shhh, that wasn't suppose to be told. :D

[G...G]

ummmmmmmmm I like stalking....

[Trev]

ummmmmmmmm I like stalking....

:55

[G...G]

So did you really use it or what?

[Trev]

So did you really use it or what?

gorilla glue? almost everyday.

[G...G]

I knew you did......LOL

[Trev]

don't use rubbing alcohol as a lubricant

[G...G]

If you run out of KY there's always baby oil......

[italian_princess0420]

K-Y warming liquid...it dont work for us...well not me...we used soooo much once that the warmth on ryans dick got to feel like fire...lol

[spare_change]

Hydorchloric acid

[tiger50]

goanna oil

[spare_change]

anti-freeze

[husavik]

Whatever you do don't use Crazy Glue!!!

[Sandy]

gas

[tiger50]

a mixture of distilled cum an worcestershire sorce...

[Waltert]

Whatever you do don't use Crazy Glue!!!

Well you would know she would not runing away or with anyone else!

[Shiane]

shhh, that wasn't suppose to be told. :D

Sorry sugar, I promise not to tell anyone else what a stud you are. It will be our little secret! ;) I guess all that earth shaking kind of got me rattled.:D

[tiger50]

do use vegimite, its good likkin stuff:D

[Zifnab]

personally not a fan of grits...

[tiger50]

peanut butter, penis butter wud b ok, an vaginamite is tops..:D

[Zifnab]

hot coffee is always a bad idea as well....

[Sandy]

or hot cocoa.

[Zifnab]

buttered popcorn is better than non buttered, but still not a good idea....

[Zpanther]

sand

[G...G]

butter

[Zpanther]

butter is bad?

nettles

[G...G]

It can burn...........



butter is bad?

nettles

[Norfolkdave]

WD40 its for easing rust

[Zifnab]

ammonia.... even if it IS lemmon fresh scent!

[p.J]

Swarfega... its bloody stinks!! Jolly slimy mind!

[Zifnab]

vegemite.... even if it WILL keep the drop bears away!

[Annie]

Nair

[Zpanther]

Lyme...... better used for cleaning outdoor toilets

[Outta]

For any of you who've tried sex in the ocean, salt water is NOT a lubricant. In fact, the salt tends to make it really tight.

[MCat]

Sour Cream

[altoids69]

Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion....it says for external use only and there is a reason!!

[OICurready4me]

marshmallow fluff

[majorfun]

Icy Hot

[majorfun]

Salsa and I love salsa

[cherokeered]

Grape Jelly

[Traxster]

chocolate syrup...

[yaser]

Grape Jelly




Is Tiger too dry?

[fly]

Peanut Butter

[yaser]

Peanut Butter
Beauty and silkiness comes from it?

[UltimateNaneki]

mayo

[majorfun]

Butterscotch to sticky but great to have licked off or lick off

[yaser]

mayo
You well with Russian salad..

[UltimateNaneki]

with cherry tomatoes?



You well with Russian salad..

[yaser]

with cherry tomatoes?
mmmmmmmmm green peppers..

[majorfun]

starch it can be kinda of sticky

[Barkiss]

Chunky peanut butter...

[majorfun]

Rubbing Alcohol

[spare_change]

spicy barbecue sauce

[OICurready4me]

tartar sauce

[spare_change]

bleach

[OICurready4me]

tequila

[spare_change]

tequila


Oh, I dunno --- I've used tequila on several girls, and it definitely loosens em up !

[OICurready4me]

Oh, I dunno --- I've used tequila on several girls, and it definitely loosens em up !

After I read this, I realized a lubricant could be used in different ways and agree that Tequila would actually be great one...after all "Tequila makes her clothes fall off" right?

[spare_change]

wood glue

[OICurready4me]

instant oatmeal

[spare_change]

ink

[spare_change]

paprika

[fly]

so THAT'S what happened...............:D After I read this, I realized a lubricant could be used in different ways and agree that Tequila would actually be great one...after all "Tequila makes her clothes fall off" right?

[NYCMasterplumber]

C'mon! Help your friends out!! Give em good advice. Give them the benefit of your experience!

Tell them things to never use as a lubricant during sex!

Now a great idea to be 3rd or 4th guy in line for a gang bang ( no condoms)

[majorfun]

Chili

[cherokeered]

crazy glue

[hoss]

used kitty litter........

[Barkiss]

used kitty litter........

Damn...had to throw in the "used"!

[UltimateNaneki]

Tabasco sauce

[aviatorspirit69]

whale blubber

[UltimateNaneki]

Spruce Beer

[Alonelyboy4u]

Maple Syrup

[Wil]

whipped cream.....wait...never mind...

[UltimateNaneki]

lime juice

[Alonelyboy4u]

rubbing alcahol it is only for rubbing on certain parts

[UltimateNaneki]

windex

[UltimateNaneki]

vinegar

[Alonelyboy4u]

motor oil, especialy used!

[UltimateNaneki]

tears....not enough to use

[hoss]

tears....not enough to use

sorry ..on this one ..i have to say ..not so ....:wa:

[UltimateNaneki]

sorry ..on this one ..i have to say ..not so ....:wa:

that's true...forgot there would be enough tear, cause I just rubbed of those black marks on your body....:lmao

[cherokeered]

grape jelly

[My_Secrets_Kept]

lighter fluid

[cherokeered]

tobasco sauce

[MCat]

marshmallow creme

[bryan3636]

Wd-40

[scoobertina]

MIL-H-83282... Naval Aviation Hydraulic fluid...

[MCat]

Crisco...

[Operator Bob]

marshmallow creme

Now that is pretty tasty, though!!!!

[MCat]

Now that is pretty tasty, though!!!!

But sticky...very sticky:lf

[UltimateNaneki]

wax is not a good choice

[cheerymissy_34]

peanut butter...

[Han Solo]

Weed B Gone!

[Amaretto]

peanut butter...

or even worse......

chunky peanut butter

[Amaretto]

OraJel

[Amaretto]

PolyGrip

[Han Solo]

Gorilla Glue

[Amaretto]

QuikKrete mix

[mile high]

Vaginal cleansing film

Now there's a story.

[duanehofner]

Mahogany wood stain!

It works -- but tough to explain at the gym the next day!

Call it "New tanning technique"

[duanehofner]

Wife had a problem with stuff called V Cream. She didn't like it

[duanehofner]

Wife complains that even K-Y will reduce friction and stimulate her less. So we stoped using lubes

[One Song Hero]

molten lava

[whosdaflirt]

Salicylic acid, no matter how bad the warts are!

[One Song Hero]

mercury (even if they call it quicksilver)

[Cotties]

toothpaste and or a shoe

[whosdaflirt]

Preparation H...I don't care if it says you can apply it where you want to penetrate!!!

[OICurready4me]

Anbesol

[Cotties]

OIC's pick up lines

[whosdaflirt]

hot candle wax!

[Amaretto]

hot salsa

[Phlirt]

not sure if someone has said this... but Theragesic... holy cow, that would burn it right off!

[whosdaflirt]

Jalapeno juice....

[My_Secrets_Kept]

Vicks Vapor Rub

[yaser]

Vicks Vapor Rub
No water?

[Missy38]

Garnier Fructis 2 in one, shampoo and conditioner.......it will peel the skin off

[hoss]

Garnier Fructis 2 in one, shampoo and conditioner.......it will peel the skin off


now thats a site i dont want to think about .....home made circumsion

[scoobertina]

Icy HOt

[WandaRing]

crazy glue:lmao

[My_Secrets_Kept]

flour...

[AL(m)]

axle greese......

[p.a]

Sandwich bag filled with grape jelly ( Don't Ask ):confused: :eek: :shit:

[hoss]

flour...

well damn ...how do i make my special pizzas then .....

[cherokeered]

coke

[bryan3636]

Prego

[WandaRing]

ok so I really did this and I am feeling kind of silly....I reached for my K & Y and was about to use it when i noticed a smell coming form it...it was hair condition...:lmao

[weavingdesire]

Lighter fluid. ;)

[cherokeered]

instant cement

[hoss]

ok so I really did this and I am feeling kind of silly....I reached for my K & Y and was about to use it when i noticed a smell coming form it...it was hair condition...:lmao

thats nothing to feel silly about ...i use that in the bathtub all the time ,works great ....:wa:

[My_Secrets_Kept]

perfume

[yaser]

perfume
What about your real body odor,Secrets?And some fore playing with your pussy with fingers?

[WandaRing]

thats nothing to feel silly about ...i use that in the bathtub all the time ,works great ....:wa:
for guys but for those lower women parts...OUCH! :D

[yaser]

for guys but for those lower women parts...OUCH! :D
AnniG I believe you have enough water inside ..It may start to flow with a convenient technique.

[cherokeered]

axle grease

[cherokeered]

Spearmint

[yaser]

Spearmint
Chero I believe you have lost water while waiting for Tiger...

[WandaRing]

crazy glue or :sc any glue for that matter, cause then you'll have to use nail polish remover to unstick your hands,fingers or anything else unfortunate enough to be there at the time ...OUCH! :D :blowjob:

[yaser]

crazy glue or :sc any glue for that matter, cause then you'll have to use nail polish remover to unstick your hands,fingers or anything else unfortunate enough to be there at the time ...OUCH! :D :blowjob:
AnnieG, you know the art of the state..You have a fountain of sweet water in..The matter vis how to get it flow smoothly..

[Huzyerdaddi]

You're funny!



crazy glue or :sc any glue for that matter, cause then you'll have to use nail polish remover to unstick your hands,fingers or anything else unfortunate enough to be there at the time ...OUCH! :D :blowjob:

[subtlehands]

Plaster of Paris

[pointofnoreturn]

maple syrup

[subtlehands]

cake mix

[Romantic Satyr]

jalapeno juice

[subtlehands]

molasses

[UltimateNaneki]

tomato juice

[cherokeered]

lemon oil

[hank69]

johnson wax

[cherokeered]

Scrubbing bubbles......

[UltimateNaneki]

Hot sauce

[Sylar]

Super glue; WD-40; Quick dry cement, or lighter fluid. All bad things, man...bad things.

[UltimateNaneki]

polishing wax

[Jelly]

Icy Hot

[cherokeered]

oil of olay

[cherokeered]

say sauce

[UltimateNaneki]

oil of olay

[Sylar]

Contact paper.

[OICurready4me]

oatmeal

[hoss]

Ben Gay .....

[Sunfiresix]

5w30w oil

[Dir]

Contact paper. It hurts me ....:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Dir]

5w30w oil Why not it can make the engine works better LOL

[cherokeered]

bleach

[Dir]

:lmao:lmaobleach

[MagicalBeing]

ice cream..

[ksue7274]

Ouch, just what do you people do in your spare time? lol

[hoss]

ink

[Affect]

oil of olay
I thought it was "oil of a lay"?

[OICurready4me]

oatmeal

[Torin]

pancake syrup

[Sylar]

Fry Grease

[OICurready4me]

chunky peanut butter

[Huzyerdaddi]

:lmao LOL

Not even maple syrup? Not even when it has been poored all over the floor? Might as well put that wasted syrup to use somehow!


pancake syrup