court is in

[Rainmaker]

It has come to my attention that there has been some shenanigans goin on. a person of ill repute by the name of tiger has been doing strange things , and upsetting the good populance of the site, namely on the thread called a change of image..i feel certain he it was all a scam, and i demand he be held to account for his iniquitous actions...not only this, he has the cheek to bare his arse at us..
I demand, that this person be indicted for conduct unbecoming, and a public trial be held... i am willing to act as judge in this case, we will need a prosecutor, a defence lawyer, and a jury.. volunteers step forward, or i will be forced to appoint them... let the proceedings begin

[Sandy]

i'll defend tiger. :D

[Rainmaker]

i'll defend tiger. :D


:) ok .. Sandy has stepped up to the plate..... any other volunteers:sc

[spjimbo]

i'll defend tiger. :D


I want to stand behind her Avatar as she defends tiger:D

[Rainmaker]

I want to stand behind her Avatar as she defends tiger:D


:lmao u already have a support team starting Sandy

[Sandy]

i'll get back to you ok, i think i'll pick my support team. if thats ok, i'm going to need all the help i can get. :D

[Zifnab]

It has come to my attention that there has been some shenanigans goin on. a person of ill repute by the name of tiger has been doing strange things , and upsetting the good populance of the site, namely on the thread called a change of image..i feel certain he it was all a scam, and i demand he be held to account for his iniquitous actions...not only this, he has the cheek to bare his arse at us..
I demand, that this person be indicted for conduct unbecoming, and a public trial be held... i am willing to act as judge in this case, we will need a prosecutor, a defence lawyer, and a jury.. volunteers step forward, or i will be forced to appoint them... let the proceedings beginTiger you bugger!!!!
Why didn't you tell me it was ill????? I have some medicine that can clear it right up (if it is just a rash) and will let you borrow it!!!
Hope you get better soon!:wa:

[tiger50]

awww fark, ang on i waz just avvin fun... shitt i need a defence lawyer, cmon guys , oo can elp ere sunfire, belfast,, aww fark... i may b excommumunicateted, shot at dawn, cmon who will take me case on.... sobbin...:cry:

[Rainmaker]

awww fark, ang on i waz just avvin fun... shitt i need a defence lawyer, cmon guys , oo can elp ere sunfire, belfast,, aww fark... i may b excommumunicateted, shot at dawn, cmon who will take me case on.... sobbin...:cry:

Sandy has already volunteered to defend u....

[Barkiss]

I'm currently reviewing the evidence and considering the prosecution. I'll get back to you before the end of the day.

[tiger50]

Sandy has already volunteered to defend u....

kk am appy to accept sandy as my defence lawyer.... we can fool around in tha chambers, just kiddin , now this iz serious shit sandy... we need ta pik a jury an, ave ploys in place ta upset tha prosecution ... :D

[Rainmaker]

sounds like we r moving right along....

[tiger50]

Tiger you bugger!!!!
Why didn't you tell me it was ill????? I have some medicine that can clear it right up (if it is just a rash) and will let you borrow it!!!
Hope you get better soon!:wa:

mate this iz serius shit goin down er.... i may end up doin time ere... ure frivolitie is not appreciated... :sc

[Sandy]

well we need to get dav, we know hes on your side, so is cotties, i don't trust zif he flops worse than a woman, what about spare and zpanther ? or sunfire or trev ? go to the mens room and start talking bud. :D

[Zifnab]

mate this iz serius shit goin down er.... i may end up doin time ere... ure frivolitie is not appreciated... :scfrivolitie??? does that translate into concern????

[Norfolkdave]

You need a helping hand my friend

Lords of Appeal in Ordinary (‘Law Lords’) in order of seniority:


Norfolkdave.L. (Senior Lord of Appeal in Ordinary)
Nicholls of Birkenhead, L. (Second senior Lord of Appeal in Ordinary)
Hoffmann, L.
Hope of Craighead, L.
Saville of Newdigate, L.
Scott of Foscote, L.
Rodger of Earlsferry, L.
Walker of Gestingthorpe, L.
Hale of Richmond, B.
Carswell, L.
Brown of Eaton-under-Heywood, L.
Mance, L.:lmao

[Sandy]

ok are we going by our law, or tigers ?

[tiger50]

well we need to get dav, we know hes on your side, so is cotties, i don't trust zif he flops worse than a woman, what about spare and zpanther ? or sunfire or trev ? go to the mens room and start talking bud. :D

shittt dunno, u will ave ta suss em out, see if their hostile witnesses, or not... cmon sandy need u ta prepare tha briefs, am in deep roo poo ere....

[Zifnab]

well we need to get dav, we know hes on your side, so is cotties, i don't trust zif he flops worse than a woman, what about spare and zpanther ? or sunfire or trev ? go to the mens room and start talking bud. :Dnow if that comment came from someone whose opinion could be considered as stable I might take offense, but since we all KNOW better......

[Rainmaker]

ok are we going by our law, or tigers ?

Very good question!!!:sc wonder which law is the strickest

[Norfolkdave]

Hey Tiger do you need my services of The Lord of the Law society, words may confuse our amercian friends, heh heh heh

[Barkiss]

Very good question!!!:sc wonder which law is the strickest

Since you are acting judge, and since there currently are no laws regarding these serious offenses, I would assume the laws will be established by this case and by your honor's court.

[tiger50]

You need a helping hand my friend

Lords of Appeal in Ordinary (‘Law Lords’) in order of seniority:


Norfolkdave.L. (Senior Lord of Appeal in Ordinary)
Nicholls of Birkenhead, L. (Second senior Lord of Appeal in Ordinary)
Hoffmann, L.
Hope of Craighead, L.
Saville of Newdigate, L.
Scott of Foscote, L.
Rodger of Earlsferry, L.
Walker of Gestingthorpe, L.
Hale of Richmond, B.
Carswell, L.
Brown of Eaton-under-Heywood, L.
Mance, L.:lmao

aww thank god ur ere dave.... am bein crucified.... help sandy wif tha defence........ :D

[Rainmaker]

Since you are acting judge, and since there currently are no laws regarding these serious offenses, I would assume the laws will be established by this case and by your honor's court.


true..very true... i will have to get back to u on the laws of this court then.. but no worries :nu ..........hehe

[Zifnab]

ok are we going by our law, or tigers ?I think we may need to convene a tribunal from member nations to consolidate the definitions of the laws under advisement. In order for this trial to in any way be considered unbiased it must meet international criteria.
However after observing several commitee type panels and their proceedings, I don't feel that is the best way to proceded, as they may take months to decide what color ink the pens should be.....
Instead I propose we start a thread and accept input, from premium members only, as to the definitions the comunity shall adhere to. then the panel will review said recomendations and deliver the final code for review by the general population. Once accepted we can then apply it to these proceedings...

[Norfolkdave]

Lord Norfolkdave, with whom Lords Nicholls and Carswell agrees, added an important point about proportionality. He said propor-tionality was the ultimate controlling factor in the balance between competing convention rights, and that in that context determination of the proportionality of the success fee, as well as of base costs, was not ‘an empty exercise’. This suggests that the routine application of an arithmetically determined success fee to proportionate base costs will be insufficient to meet the requirements of proportionality under convention law, who will pay the fee, certainly not the named Tiger.

[tiger50]

true..very true... i will have to get back to u on the laws of this court then.. but no worries :nu ..........hehe

aww fark can i win ere???
umm sandy did u notice , rains elastic az broke an the nikkers are angin low??:D

[Sandy]

shes flashing the guys, yes i know, don't worry i have the perfect outfit for court. :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

shes flashing the guys, yes i know, don't worry i have the perfect outfit for court. :lmao

And what is that, a low hanging wig, and a seethrough cape to put the english toffs of the case...:lmao

[Zifnab]

shes flashing the guys, yes i know, don't worry i have the perfect outfit for court. :lmaowell if thats a concern tiger may want to cover his smiling face for the trial as well.....

[Sandy]

you'll just have to see dav.








And what is that, a low hanging wig, and a seethrough cape to put the english toffs of the case...:lmao

[Rainmaker]

well i was just getting undressed for the part... we all have to show up naked for court, lol, and I get to assign the guy whos going to prosecute him.

[tiger50]

I think we may need to convene a tribunal from member nations to consolidate the definitions of the laws under advisement. In order for this trial to in any way be considered unbiased it must meet international criteria.
However after observing several commitee type panels and their proceedings, I don't feel that is the best way to proceded, as they may take months to decide what color ink the pens should be.....
Instead I propose we start a thread and accept input, from premium members only, as to the definitions the comunity shall adhere to. then the panel will review said recomendations and deliver the final code for review by the general population. Once accepted we can then apply it to these proceedings...

huh?? watta crok a shit that iz...... :lmao

[Sandy]

you know zif, hes full of bs. :lmao













huh?? watta crok a shit that iz...... :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

you'll just have to see dav.

I,ll be in the law lords wig, the uniform of black pin stripe suit, very tight of course which is revealing, my law papers backing the tiger if needed and of course a mirror to see any flesh which becomes " contempt of court" :lmao

[Sandy]

cool i vote for spare or zpanther to prosecute, we'll be drolling all day long. :lmao











well i was just getting undressed for the part... we all have to show up naked for court, lol, and I get to assign the guy whos going to prosecute him.

[Norfolkdave]

No the english way is more drooling, and Tiger will get a fair hearing

[Rainmaker]

cool i vote for spare or zpanther to prosecute, we'll be drolling all day long. :lmao

now that sounds like a plan:55

[Norfolkdave]

Sandy Tiger has said Im to help you with the defence, what do you need

[Zifnab]

you know zif, hes full of bs. :lmaoFine go on without establishing an international standard exceptable by the majority of the members of this site and I shall protest this trial.I will refuse to accept its validity in any form without a preapproved standard. Without it the charges can vary from post to post, the impossibility of reaching ANY sort of verdict will depends SOLELY on the whims of the parties invilved not on actual evidence.:nu:nu

[Sandy]

its up to the judge to set the stanrds and nobody else. :lmao








Fine go on without establishing an international standard exceptable by the majority of the members of this site and I shall protest this trial.I will refuse to accept its validity in any form without a preapproved standard. Without it the charges can vary from post to post, the impossibility of reaching ANY sort of verdict will depends SOLELY on the whims of the parties invilved not on actual evidence.:nu:nu

[Rainmaker]

its up to the judge to set the stanrds and nobody else. :lmao
ooo it feels good to be me right now!;)

[Barkiss]

Your Honor! I approach the bench as Special Assistant to the Court in the matter of M&F vs Tiger

After much diligence and based on the evidence as I see it, I recommend an immediate indictment against the aussie on the following charges:

Identity Theft
Fraud
Misrepresentation of State and Country
Assault and Battery with the use of deadly "roo poo"
Possession and Distribution of Inappropriate Butt pornography

I also come with the opinion the court should seek the assistance of Spare_Change, ZPanther, Jazzy, and Zifnab as Prosecuters in the above mentioned case. As I am not aware of their schedules, it is of my opinion that all four should be approached and brought together in this unique trial.

Your honor, we are sitting at a historical time for this community. It is disturbing that such horrors have been inflicted upon our livelihoods, and we pray your honor to consider and immediately accept this indictment.

[Sandy]

i object, there don't need to be that many da's, i think 2 should do, i'm also filing a motion to review said evidence against my client.

[Rainmaker]

I will review this case and get back to you... I will take the charges into consideration..
QUOTE=Barkiss]Your Honor! I approach the bench as Special Assistant to the Court in the matter of M&F vs Tiger

After much diligence and based on the evidence as I see it, I recommend an immediate indictment against the aussie on the following charges:

Identity Theft
Fraud
Misrepresentation of State and Country
Assault and Battery with the use of deadly "roo poo"
Possession and Distribution of Inappropriate Butt pornography

I also come with the opinion the court should seek the assistance of Spare_Change, ZPanther, Jazzy, and Zifnab as Prosecuters in the above mentioned case. As I am not aware of their schedules, it is of my opinion that all four should be approached and brought together in this unique trial.

Your honor, we are sitting at a historical time for this community. It is disturbing that such horrors have been inflicted upon our livelihoods, and we pray your honor to consider and immediately accept this indictment.[/QUOTE]

[Zifnab]

i object, there don't need to be that many da's, i think 2 should do, i'm also filing a motion to review said evidence against my client.with you defending there don't need ta be any, cuz he is already cooked!!!:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Sandy]

i also ask the court to appt me an asst please. zif.

[Barkiss]

i also ask the court to appt me an asst please. zif.

I believe the court has appointed and your client has accepted the representation of Sandy&Dave Law Firm.

[Sandy]

thats right, but we need an asst, to fetch things for us. :lmao











I believe the court has appointed and your client has accepted the representation of Sandy&Dave Law Firm.

[Norfolkdave]

As a British member of M&F and a member of the Law Society I must state that we have an interest in the said court proceedings against Tiger and therefore put before the judge a motion of Not guilty and that the hearing is put before a jury to determine a just and right outcome of an innocent man

[Barkiss]

thats right, but we need an asst, to fetch things for us. :lmao

As Special Assistant to the Court, it is my responsibility to notify you that it is not the court's responsibility to assign assistants. However, Cotties and Trev have been mentioned as unemployable...err...I mean unemployed "go boys".

[Zifnab]

i also ask the court to appt me an asst please. zif.I decline
I will not be subjected to any bias in this case as I am impartial

[Sandy]

the jury needs to hear the evidence first to see if we have a case, also we haven't picked a jury yet.














As a British member of M&F and a member of the Law Society I must state that we have an interest in the said court proceedings against Tiger and therefore put before the judge a motion of Not guilty and that the hearing is put before a jury to determine a just and right outcome of an innocent man

[Rainmaker]

To my great sadness... i feel as if i need to step down from judging this very important case. I have reviewed my case load and cannot take it on at this present time......but I am leaving a very well known replacement that I feel will handle this matter in the manner in which is needed..........Zifnab

[Sandy]

i missed the part where you got appointed, but thats ok, cause that means when i approach the bench, i get to cop a feel. :lmao












As Special Assistant to the Court, it is my responsibility to notify you that it is not the court's responsibility to assign assistants. However, Cotties and Trev have been mentioned as unemployable...err...I mean unemployed "go boys".

[Norfolkdave]

the jury needs to hear the evidence first to see if we have a case, also we haven't picked a jury yet.

I dont think there is a case but under " The human Rights" I think it would be fair to appoint a jury to give us time to accrue any evidence to support us should a case be appointed, thus safeguarding any false implications:lmao

[Barkiss]

i missed the part where you got appointed, but thats ok, cause that means when i approach the bench, i get to cop a feel. :lmao

Great thing about Special Assistants...we appoint ourselves..

[Sandy]

cool i see you don't mind the part about coping a fell. ..........rubbing hands together in glee. :D












Great thing about Special Assistants...we appoint ourselves..

[Norfolkdave]

Great thing about Special Assistants...we appoint ourselves..

In that case sir, I call upon you, to call a jury of peers to protect our rights before such a court case is taken, and if such no jury is found I state for the record that no case exists:D

[Barkiss]

In that case sir, I call upon you, to call a jury of peers to protect our rights before such a court case is taken, and if such no jury is found I state for the record that no case exists:D

That is not of my choosing, but rather of the Honorable Zifnab. My recommendations and opinions in this matter have been duly noted.

[Sandy]

honorable, zif honorable, yeah right, and i'm the queen. :lmao












That is not of my choosing, but rather of the Honorable Zifnab. My recommendations and opinions in this matter have been duly noted.

[Norfolkdave]

That is not of my choosing, but rather of the Honorable Zifnab. My recommendations and opinions in this matter have been duly noted.

In that case I rest my case! And Sir I note your recommendations and opinions for our records:lmao

[Zifnab]

honorable, zif honorable, yeah right, and i'm the queen. :lmaohave a care lest I find you in contempt..... not just contemptable!:nu

[Norfolkdave]

have a care lest I find you in contempt..... not just contemptable!:nu

We too can take contempt for your wording of " Honerable":lmao

[Sandy]

your the one held in contempt cause we can prove your not impartial. :lmao












have a care lest I find you in contempt..... not just contemptable!:nu

[Zifnab]

We too can take contempt for your wording of " Honerable":lmaoas of this moment I have seen no evidence that I should even consider deliberations on this matter..... until such time as actual statues violated can be specified, and proper credentials of all parties involved can be presented, I will not hear anything further pertaining to this issue. Go gather eveidence and prepare your preliminary cases, then report back to me once you have a probable case. Until that thime there IS no trial, and can BE no trial. This court will NOT be subjected to slaberous comments, nor be party to presecution of ANY individual for any reason.
Until an actual violation can be specified, this court is adjounred!

[Sandy]

hate to burst your bubble, but thats not your call, its the judges. :lmao












as of this moment I have seen no evidence that I should even consider deliberations on this matter..... until such time as actual statues violated can be specified, and proper credentials of all parties involved can be presented, I will not hear anything further pertaining to this issue. Go gather eveidence and prepare your preliminary cases, then report back to me once you have a probable case. Until that thime there IS no trial, and can BE no trial. This court will NOT be subjected to slaberous comments, nor be party to presecution of ANY individual for any reason.
Until an actual violation can be specified, this court is adjounred!

[Norfolkdave]

as of this moment I have seen no evidence that I should even consider deliberations on this matter..... until such time as actual statues violated can be specified, and proper credentials of all parties involved can be presented, I will not hear anything further pertaining to this issue. Go gather eveidence and prepare your preliminary cases, then report back to me once you have a probable case. Until that thime there IS no trial, and can BE no trial. This court will NOT be subjected to slaberous comments, nor be party to presecution of ANY individual for any reason.
Until an actual violation can be specified, this court is adjounred!

Then sir for our records we note your comments and will advise our client.:wa:

[Zifnab]

hate to burst your bubble, but thats not your call, its the judges. :lmaoyou don't ever read the thread before you post do you? scroll down....
Rain appointed me to replace her....I AM THE JUDGE!!!

WTFDA??????:lmao:lmao

[Sandy]

your right i didn't read it, but we're filing a motion to ask for you to be excused, cause you are not impartial.











you don't ever read the thread before you post do you? scroll down....
Rain appointed me to replace her....I AM THE JUDGE!!!

WTFDA??????:lmao:lmao

[Zifnab]

your right i didn't read it, but we're filing a motion to ask for you to be excused, cause you are not impartial.EXCUSED FROM WHAT?????
You still didn't read it did you???? T-H-E-R-E I-S N-O C-A-S-E A-T T-H-I-S T-I-M-E!!

Get over your persecution syndrome and relax for a bit would you???? Sheesh!:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

your right i didn't read it, but we're filing a motion to ask for you to be excused, cause you are not impartial.

So who are you wanting to be the judge?

[Norfolkdave]

honorable, zif honorable, yeah right, and i'm the queen. :lmao

http://www.royal.gov.uk/files/images/Monarchy5_D1_8_1_07.jpgMadam will you wear your crown during the court :lmao case

[Eric69]

It has come to my attention that there has been some shenanigans goin on. a person of ill repute by the name of tiger has been doing strange things , and upsetting the good populance of the site, namely on the thread called a change of image..i feel certain he it was all a scam, and i demand he be held to account for his iniquitous actions...not only this, he has the cheek to bare his arse at us..
I demand, that this person be indicted for conduct unbecoming, and a public trial be held... i am willing to act as judge in this case, we will need a prosecutor, a defence lawyer, and a jury.. volunteers step forward, or i will be forced to appoint them... let the proceedings begin

you are to bias to be the judge. you would need to be the prosecutor. judges have to remain nutrual and can not bring suit on a case that they are sitting on.

[Zifnab]

you are to bias to be the judge. you would need to be the prosecutor. judges have to remain nutrual and can not bring suit on a case that they are sitting on.A bit slow on the uptake, but he might make it yet......:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

Hey judge.......I dont recognize this court!"
"Why?" asked the Judge.
"Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here."

[Zifnab]

Hey judge.......I dont recognize this court!"
"Why?" asked the Judge.
"Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here."was an over night service !!!!

[Norfolkdave]

A new court new proceedings, a new judge wanted:D

[Zpanther]

I will review this case and get back to you... I will take the charges into consideration..
QUOTE=Barkiss]Your Honor! I approach the bench as Special Assistant to the Court in the matter of M&F vs Tiger

After much diligence and based on the evidence as I see it, I recommend an immediate indictment against the aussie on the following charges:

Identity Theft
Fraud
Misrepresentation of State and Country
Assault and Battery with the use of deadly "roo poo"
Possession and Distribution of Inappropriate Butt pornography

I also come with the opinion the court should seek the assistance of Spare_Change, ZPanther, Jazzy, and Zifnab as Prosecuters in the above mentioned case. As I am not aware of their schedules, it is of my opinion that all four should be approached and brought together in this unique trial.

Your honor, we are sitting at a historical time for this community. It is disturbing that such horrors have been inflicted upon our livelihoods, and we pray your honor to consider and immediately accept this indictment.[/QUOTE]

WTF?!!! I'm gone for a few hours and all hell breaks loose again. Looks like they're after one of us 'outlaws' again. Don't expect ME to get involved in this. It's just a ruse to get us all together in one place so they can cuff and cage us. You're on your OWN, as always with us outlaws, Tiger. ;)

[Zifnab]

WTF?!!! I'm gone for a few hours and all hell breaks loose again. Looks like they're after one of us 'outlaws' again. Don't expect ME to get involved in this. It's just a ruse to get us all together in one place so they can cuff and cage us. You're on your OWN, as always with us outlaws, Tiger. ;)[/QUOTE]Well as there is no evidence of any statute being broken (because there ARE none) there can be no case at this time....if they want a trial then there will need to be rules written up first... he is escaping on a technicality...

[Zpanther]

Good job Zif....... I see Rain set this up and then slipped away to masturbate...... We might have to have our own trial for obstructing justice.

[Barkiss]

Since when has this site needed statues broken to bring somone to trial? ;)

[Sandy]

good point bar. :lmao

[Zifnab]

Since when has this site needed statues broken to bring somone to trial? ;)lol since the cast of characters includes a few cut and runners!lol
it doesn't but it sure helps get a certain defense individualls knickers in a twist now doesn't it???:lmao:lmao

[Barkiss]

I have to admit...I was sort of looking to the transcript of someone questioning Tiger on what exactly did he meant by "beating" someone "with roo poo"....or his position on the ass picture...;)

[Zpanther]

I think the original self appointed 'judge and accuser' has been totally irresponsible and a bit presumptive here. She needs a good spanking when she reappears. :sp:

[Zifnab]

I think the original self appointed 'judge and accuser' has been totally irresponsible and a bit presumptive here. She needs a good spanking when she reappears. :sp:maybe we should put HER on trial!!
:lmao:lmao

[Zpanther]

No trial needed. She stands convicted....... Now just gotta find her to give her that spanking.

[Zpanther]

Alright Judge RainMaker. I see you've reappeared. Prepare yourself for your punishment........... It will be administered in the public square by the victim Tiger at a time of his choosing....... :sp:

[Rainmaker]

Alright Judge RainMaker. I see you've reappeared. Prepare yourself for your punishment........... It will be administered in the public square by the victim Tiger at a time of his choosing....... :sp:


ooooo.. i get a spanking.....ill wait and get punished when tiger does:D ....it will give me something to look forward to;)

[Zpanther]

ooooo.. i get a spanking.....ill wait and get punished when tiger does:D ....it will give me something to look forward to;)

Why did I sorta suspect that you WOULD like it? ;)

[Rainmaker]

Why did I sorta suspect that you WOULD like it? ;)


:D

[Sandy]

well tiger should be happy, he got off. :D

[tiger50]

well tiger should be happy, he got off. :D

wowwww am goin ta beat orf now..... hey, we couldnt have that bugger zifnab as judge, be iz biased, and him an jazzy should ave been witlesses for tha defence.. :sc

[Zifnab]

wowwww am goin ta beat orf now..... hey, we couldnt have that bugger zifnab as judge, be iz biased, and him an jazzy should ave been witlesses for tha defence.. :scI am not a witness cause I didn't see nothin...

[tiger50]

I am not a witness cause I didn't see nothin...

note wanker, tha word waz witless.... :D

[Zifnab]

note wanker, tha word waz witless.... :DI just figured it was another tigerism, and that means spelled wrong.....:wa:

[Jy]

I would have been a witness for the defence hon, but I knew the whole thing would be thrown out on grounds of insanity. What kind of crazy bugger posts a picture of his ass, keeps a flipping kangaroo for a pet, and gets drunk before playing cricket?!
I'll take care of his punishment folks. You know how much I love to bite...
wowwww am goin ta beat orf now..... hey, we couldnt have that bugger zifnab as judge, be iz biased, and him an jazzy should ave been witlesses for tha defence.. :sc

[tiger50]

I would have been a witness for the defence hon, but I knew the whole thing would be thrown out on grounds of insanity. What kind of crazy bugger posts a picture of his ass, keeps a flipping kangaroo for a pet, and gets drunk before playing cricket?!
I'll take care of his punishment folks. You know how much I love to bite...

keep away gal... noooo bitin ... an BTW the roo dusnt ave flippers.... :lmao

[Jy]

Ok, I'll just nibble.

So should I just call it the fucking roo?
You're a smartass, you know...:kk
keep away gal... noooo bitin ... an BTW the roo dusnt ave flippers.... :lmao

[tiger50]

Ok, I'll just nibble.

So should I just call it the fucking roo?
You're a smartass, you know...:kk

umm can this wait till ya a bit older, like wif false teeth ya can take out????

must take tha roo ta tha zoo, e hasnt ad a f!!ck for a while now.... :D

[G...G]

I'm just bored

[Norfolkdave]

I'm just bored

If you have idle hands I could do with a lovely back massage:D

[Sandy]

dav did you notice, we didn't even get a thank you ?

[tiger50]

dav did you notice, we didn't even get a thank you ?

oh yeh thanks dave.. umm sandy, u got the keys for these cuffs???? :sc

[Sandy]

lol i hid them, you have to find them. :D












oh yeh thanks dave.. umm sandy, u got the keys for these cuffs???? :sc

[Norfolkdave]

oh yeh thanks dave.. umm sandy, u got the keys for these cuffs???? :sc

Goodmind to leave em on you........:D

[tiger50]

lol i hid them, you have to find them. :D

bitch.. hey guys elp me find tha fukkin keys... cant afford to be chained wen wb gets bak... :(

[Sandy]

your guys can't get thru the twat members, so the chase is on again. :lmao













bitch.. hey guys elp me find tha fukkin keys... cant afford to be chained wen wb gets bak... :(

[Norfolkdave]

bitch.. hey guys elp me find tha fukkin keys... cant afford to be chained wen wb gets bak... :(

Sandy has the keys round her sensual body, you,ll have to be nice to her, heh heh heh :lmao

[tiger50]

your guys can't get thru the twat members, so the chase is on again. :lmao

gunna spread vegimite on those farkin twats..... even if i end up bak ere in court... ..i demand bail.. eh zif, mate, u got any munnie???? :sc

[Sandy]

tiger you got off there is no bail. :lmao :na












gunna spread vegimite on those farkin twats..... even if i end up bak ere in court... ..i demand bail.. eh zif, mate, u got any munnie???? :sc

[Norfolkdave]

your guys can't get thru the twat members, so the chase is on again. :lmao

Heh heh heh but this PPP helped you out,:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

gunna spread vegimite on those farkin twats..... even if i end up bak ere in court... ..i demand bail.. eh zif, mate, u got any munnie???? :sc

He had to abandon the case as he was honerable and that was contempt:D so your lucky, however UI have a master key taken from a pattern, you,ll be free soon.:lmao

[tiger50]

He had to abandon the case as he was honerable and that was contempt:D so your lucky, however UI have a master key taken from a pattern, you,ll be free soon.:lmao
thank fuk fa that, shitt was cleared then fukkin left ere in chains:( the wankers all went to tha pub an fergot me... :(

[Sandy]

hey you went to bed, so who deserted who ?:lmao











thank fuk fa that, shitt was cleared then fukkin left ere in chains:( the wankers all went to tha pub an fergot me... :(

[tiger50]

hey you went to bed, so who deserted who ?:lmao

aww cmon elp me out ere, you will get a reward!!!! :D

[Sandy]

oh but you don't flirt remember, so wht kinda reward am i goig to get ?:na













aww cmon elp me out ere, you will get a reward!!!! :D

[tiger50]

oh but you don't flirt remember, so wht kinda reward am i goig to get ?:na
umm itza secret... now gimme tha farkin keys... :nu

[Sandy]

come and get the farkin keys, if your balls are big enough. :nu :lmao :na













umm itza secret... now gimme tha farkin keys... :nu

[tiger50]

come and get the farkin keys, if your balls are big enough. :nu :lmao :na

wat?? u castin dispersions on me ball size??? :nu :nu :nu

[Norfolkdave]

thank fuk fa that, shitt was cleared then fukkin left ere in chains:( the wankers all went to tha pub an fergot me... :(

Honest did shout did you want to come!!!!!! but never heard you:lmao

[Norfolkdave]

wat?? u castin dispersions on me ball size??? :nu :nu :nu

Heh heh heh if its anything to do with the barbi dicks the nearest is brussel sprouts yes!:D

[Norfolkdave]

We never did hear the outcome of this, LOL yahoo tiger........

[Cotties]

I'm here for work....sorry I was 3 months late....I woke up late because my alarm didn't work.......:sc now did I miss anythingAs Special Assistant to the Court, it is my responsibility to notify you that it is not the court's responsibility to assign assistants. However, Cotties and Trev have been mentioned as unemployable...err...I mean unemployed "go boys".

[Barkiss]

I'm here for work....sorry I was 3 months late....I woke up late because my alarm didn't work.......:sc now did I miss anything

Do you know how slow the American court system works??? Hell...you are 12 months early!!!

[G...G]

Thats so true!!!! Sad but true!!



Do you know how slow the American court system works??? Hell...you are 12 months early!!!

[Sandy]

shit, 12 months if your lucky.

[Cotties]

well maybe you guys could move the trial over to the trailer park because that place seems to be independant from the rest of the worlds & America'a thinking....

that place runs in la la land most days:sc

[Norfolkdave]

well maybe you guys could move the trial over to the trailer park because that place seems to be independant from the rest of the worlds & America'a thinking....

that place runs in la la land most days:sc

LOL I agree Cotties, we need a trailer though to move all the crap to the park:D