Singeon
03-14-2009, 04:38 AM
please continue..we really are very interested...no..really...
51) Are drugs and Alcohol a feature of your sex life?
52) Do you smoke after sex?
53) Do you smoke before sex?
54) Does you or your partner smoke during sex?
55) Have you wondered why this is so? is your lube of inferior quality?
56) Is a large intake of alcohol required to give you a chance at sex by?
a. Drinking you single?
b. Turn your partner into Cameron Diaz/ Brad Pitt/ Dolly the sheep?
c. Turn you in to Cameron Diaz/ Brad Pitt/ Dolly the sheep?
d. You do your best work when your partner is comatose and you say as much in the morning?
e. A “Beer Fat” cost less to create than by using Viagra anyway?
f. It’s the best way to let the “Real you” into the public arena?
g. Have you made the “Real you”, “Full Moon” connection yet?
57) Have you thrown up-
a. At the mere suggestion of sex with someone?
b. During sex with someone?
c. After you recognized the someone you just had sex with?
d. In a last desperate bid for sympathy sex with someone?
58) Do you carry large amounts of mouthwash in answer to Q57d?
59) Couldn’t you be a little more discreet than an Army Surplus hip flask on your belt?
60) Has the Listerine advert agency returned any of your calls?
61) Has you or your partner ever bought each other garments that relate to sex?
62) Are they/ is it able to be worn in full public view?
63) Given your current Sex, Food, Weight issues, do think it’s advisable to do so anyway?
64) Does it actually fit? (9 out of 10 don’t…)
65) Does the Surgeon General advise leaving it on for more than 15 minutes?
66) How did you/ your partner get such stuff through Customs in the first place?
67) Does “Carlos” the baggage handler prefer wine, spirits or cash?
68) Does any garment require an Operators manual/ Service guide/ Lubrication chart?
69) Do you consider “69”-
a. “Icky”?
b. A way to keep the phone within reach?
c. Something to keep the Film Crew in the room?
d. A chance to show off?
e. The “Breakfast of Champions”?
70) Do you perform “69”-
a. Only after cash has changed hands?
b. Only at the motel- the vibrating bed helps…?
c. With the lights on and all doors open, but away from your partners and the other dinner party guests?
d. In broad daylight, shutter open, in the front room as George is mowing his lawn next door?
71) How many Toes does George still have left?
72) Do “appliances” feature in your sex life?
73) Do you have a name for it/ them?
74) Can you be any more creative than “Bob”
75) Does an out of balance washing machine on spin cycle satisfy like a “Snickers” bar?
76) Is this what women really mean by “Multi Tasking”?..is washing really a gratifying job?
77) Do batteries feature prominently in your sex life?
78) Given the amount of batteries you are using at present, have you considered saving the planet and using re-chargeable ones?
79) Does your battery consumption qualify you for a Carbon Trading Scheme?
80) Do you damage appliances on a regular basis…?
81) Is the hot repair guy/ girl aware that you do it on purpose?
82) Ladies-do you throw leaves into the pool just so it needs cleaning?
83) Have you broken all the cleaning equipment so your husband can’t do it?
84) Is the “Pool Guy” as good as your girlfriend said he was?
85) Can We have his number?
86) How can Singeon join the company?- is there a “length test” involved?
87) Do you own any pornographic material?
88) Does your Mother know yet?
89) Would you expect to see your name on the credits list of a Porn film?
90) Which one/ ones?
91) Would one look at your Internet Browser history give a good insight to your sexual tastes?
92) Why did you erase the Bestiality sites before answering Q91?
93) Will Dolly the sheep ever speak to you again because of this and why are you hiding your love for her?
94) Have you watched a porn film with your partner and did you-
a. Find it confronting?
b. Interesting?
c. Laughable?
d. Treated it like a training film
e. You looked for your name in the players credits…
95) Was watching it alone more fun…no one does it to you like you do?
96) Have you tried to have sex whilst watching a porn film…was the sound track disturbing..or a spur ?
97) Ever tried to emulate a porn film?
98) At what point did the cramp, groin injury happen…?
99) Was there a warning label on the case?
100) Did you realize that failure to read the label quashed any hope of successful Litigation?
The results of you answers will be tabulated and forwarded to you in a brown paper bag sometime soon..in the meantime...get that rash seen too...
I had a lot of fun putting this together with a friend..hope you have fun with it as well...cheers!
51) Are drugs and Alcohol a feature of your sex life?
52) Do you smoke after sex?
53) Do you smoke before sex?
54) Does you or your partner smoke during sex?
55) Have you wondered why this is so? is your lube of inferior quality?
56) Is a large intake of alcohol required to give you a chance at sex by?
a. Drinking you single?
b. Turn your partner into Cameron Diaz/ Brad Pitt/ Dolly the sheep?
c. Turn you in to Cameron Diaz/ Brad Pitt/ Dolly the sheep?
d. You do your best work when your partner is comatose and you say as much in the morning?
e. A “Beer Fat” cost less to create than by using Viagra anyway?
f. It’s the best way to let the “Real you” into the public arena?
g. Have you made the “Real you”, “Full Moon” connection yet?
57) Have you thrown up-
a. At the mere suggestion of sex with someone?
b. During sex with someone?
c. After you recognized the someone you just had sex with?
d. In a last desperate bid for sympathy sex with someone?
58) Do you carry large amounts of mouthwash in answer to Q57d?
59) Couldn’t you be a little more discreet than an Army Surplus hip flask on your belt?
60) Has the Listerine advert agency returned any of your calls?
61) Has you or your partner ever bought each other garments that relate to sex?
62) Are they/ is it able to be worn in full public view?
63) Given your current Sex, Food, Weight issues, do think it’s advisable to do so anyway?
64) Does it actually fit? (9 out of 10 don’t…)
65) Does the Surgeon General advise leaving it on for more than 15 minutes?
66) How did you/ your partner get such stuff through Customs in the first place?
67) Does “Carlos” the baggage handler prefer wine, spirits or cash?
68) Does any garment require an Operators manual/ Service guide/ Lubrication chart?
69) Do you consider “69”-
a. “Icky”?
b. A way to keep the phone within reach?
c. Something to keep the Film Crew in the room?
d. A chance to show off?
e. The “Breakfast of Champions”?
70) Do you perform “69”-
a. Only after cash has changed hands?
b. Only at the motel- the vibrating bed helps…?
c. With the lights on and all doors open, but away from your partners and the other dinner party guests?
d. In broad daylight, shutter open, in the front room as George is mowing his lawn next door?
71) How many Toes does George still have left?
72) Do “appliances” feature in your sex life?
73) Do you have a name for it/ them?
74) Can you be any more creative than “Bob”
75) Does an out of balance washing machine on spin cycle satisfy like a “Snickers” bar?
76) Is this what women really mean by “Multi Tasking”?..is washing really a gratifying job?
77) Do batteries feature prominently in your sex life?
78) Given the amount of batteries you are using at present, have you considered saving the planet and using re-chargeable ones?
79) Does your battery consumption qualify you for a Carbon Trading Scheme?
80) Do you damage appliances on a regular basis…?
81) Is the hot repair guy/ girl aware that you do it on purpose?
82) Ladies-do you throw leaves into the pool just so it needs cleaning?
83) Have you broken all the cleaning equipment so your husband can’t do it?
84) Is the “Pool Guy” as good as your girlfriend said he was?
85) Can We have his number?
86) How can Singeon join the company?- is there a “length test” involved?
87) Do you own any pornographic material?
88) Does your Mother know yet?
89) Would you expect to see your name on the credits list of a Porn film?
90) Which one/ ones?
91) Would one look at your Internet Browser history give a good insight to your sexual tastes?
92) Why did you erase the Bestiality sites before answering Q91?
93) Will Dolly the sheep ever speak to you again because of this and why are you hiding your love for her?
94) Have you watched a porn film with your partner and did you-
a. Find it confronting?
b. Interesting?
c. Laughable?
d. Treated it like a training film
e. You looked for your name in the players credits…
95) Was watching it alone more fun…no one does it to you like you do?
96) Have you tried to have sex whilst watching a porn film…was the sound track disturbing..or a spur ?
97) Ever tried to emulate a porn film?
98) At what point did the cramp, groin injury happen…?
99) Was there a warning label on the case?
100) Did you realize that failure to read the label quashed any hope of successful Litigation?
The results of you answers will be tabulated and forwarded to you in a brown paper bag sometime soon..in the meantime...get that rash seen too...
I had a lot of fun putting this together with a friend..hope you have fun with it as well...cheers!