LOL - Songs that could be taken the wrong way...

[WandaRing]

Is there a song or a phrase or lyric in a song that cracks you up because it can be taking the wrong way???

Tammy Wynette's Stand by your man...,

Sometimes its hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one man
You'll have bad times
And he'll have good times
Doing things that you don't understand
But if you love him you'll forgive him
Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him
Oh be proud of him
'Cause after all he's just a man
Stand by your man
Give him two arms to cling to
And something warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely
Stand by your man
And tell the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man
Stand by your man
And show the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man

[silverado_mick]

Jimi Hendrix- "Purple Haze"

"Scuze me while I kiss the sky/kiss this guy"

Thats all I can think of on short notice Wanda, sorry.

[catmom]

Can't think of any right off - but if you takes songs that have the word "Love" in them and replace it with the word "Lunch" - it can be pretty funny -

"You'd think the world would have enough of silly LUNCH songs"

Just something fun....

[ImDone]

How do I live with out you, I want to know................how to Buy, How to Buy How to buy leaves

[Brink]

I nominate "Try A Little Tenderness"

Oh, she may get weary
Young girls they do get weary
Wearing that same old shaggy dress
But when she gets weary
Try a little tenderness

You know she's waiting
Just anticipating
For things that she'll never, never, never, never possess
But while she's there waiting, without them
Try a little tenderness (that's all you gotta do, this is for you)

It's not just sentimental, no, no, no
She has her grief and care
But the soft words they are spoke so gentle
It makes it easier, easier to bear

You won't regret it, no, no
Young girls they never forget it
Love is their only happiness
But it's all so easy
All you gotta do is try a little tenderness


Nice tune, but I can't help questioning the message lurking behind the lyrics! So, you wait until a woman, a young girl at that, is worn down, not bothering about her own appearance, emotionally grief stricken, searching for things she can't have...then you make your move, and pile on the gentle, kind words...and she will be so happy, and you certainly won't regret it! Hmmm...nope, when you think about it that way, not something to be singing so proudly about!

[oscarlaveester]

ac/dc big balls

[FlowerGirl228]

Michael Bolton- I said I loved you , but I lied