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Barkiss
03-27-2009, 10:53 AM
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Lichtenstein. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

I LOVE my country!!! It's our government that scares the shit out of me.

Han Solo
03-27-2009, 11:03 AM
HEADLINE FROM 2029:


Barkiss breaks internet record for most consecutive years of Moderator Service and garners cyber spotlight with highest number of threads created with the same subject line in internet history [Avatar Rules: Repost]..

Barkiss
03-27-2009, 11:07 AM
HEADLINE FROM 2029:


Barkiss breaks internet record for most consecutive years of Moderator Service and garners cyber spotlight with highest number of threads created with the same subject line in internet history [Avatar Rules: Repost]..

Headline from 2009

Hans has cyber cock cut off for unsolicited advances on M&F newbie, BigBikerBoy.

Han Solo
03-27-2009, 11:10 AM
Headline from 2009

Hans has cyber cock cut off for unsolicited advances on M&F newbie, BigBikerBoy.
Assuming that the cyber IP code tests came back proving that he was in fact NOT my cyber love child of course..........otherwise your version is just SICK:ok

Barkiss
03-27-2009, 11:26 AM
Headline from 2029

After Jmsmith's 117th complete head scan, doctors are dumbfounded they still cannot find anything closely resembling a brain.

coug511
03-27-2009, 11:32 AM
In the single largest breakthrough discovery ever, after trillions of dollars spent in research, scientists have found that men will do almost anything for sex and women will usually help them.

jmsmith12345
03-27-2009, 04:20 PM
Headlines from 2029

On the 118th scan, Barkiss was invited to see the results, and what he saw shook him to his core...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf6Geh82vXg

CJSinIL
03-27-2009, 04:31 PM
Awesome, glad someone said it. Hope I'm dead by then.


HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Lichtenstein. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

I LOVE my country!!! It's our government that scares the shit out of me.

UltimateNaneki
03-29-2009, 11:44 PM
...Woman of 75yrs old has her 20th child....she is just shy of the 26 that she always wanted since here 20's....

MSU
03-30-2009, 12:18 AM
NCAA completes three-year tournament expansion program......field of 4,096 teams now set.