Now accepting applications.....2

[neil48]

yes folks we are nearing a special occasion soon and with company growth we (gdgrlgnbd (http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.com/forums/member.php?u=23429) ) and I are looking to fill another position on our staff.
the selection will be made at my 500th post so please give me your qualifications and talents. thank you all and good luck.

[Han Solo]

yes folks we are nearing a special occasion soon and with company growth we (gdgrlgnbd (http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.com/forums/member.php?u=23429) ) and I are looking to fill another position on our staff.
the selection will be made at my 500th post so please give me your qualifications and talents. thank you all and good luck.
Well I'll need some details first of course.....what is it that you guys do that would require me to be on "staff"? What's the pay? What's my job description?

Hey, this is an online job application so I'll need to tailor my lies according to what you're looking for ;)

[ohiochris]

Hmm, does this position have insurance? 401k? Stock options? Can I make lots of money if I'm crooked?

[MarriedQt]

I'm a great proof reader! I will point out your good points! Lips of an angel for superdooper asskissing!!! I know how much "cream" to put in your coffee!!

As far as positions go I am very flexible and can last for hours!! I'll be back to add more later LOL!!

[Sneaky]

I'm a go getter. I think I could add a certain "pizzaz" to your 500th post.

[Han Solo]

I'm a go getter. I think I could add a certain "pizaz" to your 500th post.
Ummm....that's a typo...what she meant to say is she's good at getting the PIZZA for the people who actually do the work.....she spends too much time on here during the day to be productive :ok

[Sneaky]

Ummm....that's a typo...what she meant to say is she's good at getting the PIZZA for the people who actually do the work.....she spends too much time on here during the day to be productive :ok

The amount of time here only shows how committed I would be. And I'll get spell check for it.....JERKY!:nu

[discreet2u4u]

I'm a great proof reader! I will point out your good points! Lips of an angel for superdooper asskissing!!! I know how much "cream" to put in your coffee!!

As far as positions go I am very flexible and can last for hours!! I'll be back to add more later LOL!!

I you're looking for a volunteer to test the contents of that avatar, I'll do it for free....:wy

[discreet2u4u]

Please send a link to an application. Just want you to know that I like a clean work space, cause I'm not a dirty ass kisser.

[neil48]

Well I'll need some details first of course.....what is it that you guys do that would require me to be on "staff"? What's the pay? What's my job description?

Hey, this is an online job application so I'll need to tailor my lies according to what you're looking for ;)

this is a entry level position and pay will be addressed when interveiwing begins.
Applicants should be skilled in climbing ladders and organizing books on the top two shelves of the book case (large bookcase).
also keeping the office clean and washing my car each friday afternoon with wax done once each month.
gdg is doing a great job of keeping my files organized and I keep changing my mind as to where I want things filed so she can keep busy with this project (i like the way she doe,s this)/

[neil48]

I'm a great proof reader! I will point out your good points! Lips of an angel for superdooper asskissing!!! I know how much "cream" to put in your coffee!!

As far as positions go I am very flexible and can last for hours!! I'll be back to add more later LOL!!


married your qualification appear to be right in line for this position so come by for your interview later today.

[MarriedQt]

Well I am not scared of heights so I can organize the top of the bookcase for you! I also enjoy wearing short skirts and skimpy thongs! I am very tidy and have my own maid outfit! For washing cars I can wear my daisy dukes and halter top.

In the office I am very productive with Oral Dicktation!!

[neil48]

I'm a go getter. I think I could add a certain "pizzaz" to your 500th post.


sneaky, I do treat the office to pizza (no toppings) on fridays for lunch so yes you are in consideration.

[ethans_so_bad]

I fear the "position" they are advertising for may give you "staph."


Well I'll need some details first of course.....what is it that you guys do that would require me to be on "staff"? What's the pay? What's my job description?

Hey, this is an online job application so I'll need to tailor my lies according to what you're looking for ;)

[neil48]

Well I am not scared of heights so I can organize the top of the bookcase for you! I also enjoy wearing short skirts and skimpy thongs! I am very tidy and have my own maid outfit! For washing cars I can wear my daisy dukes and halter top.

In the office I am very productive with Oral Dicktation!!


yes very nice, can you wear one of these outfits for the interview ?.....just so I know it will be proper for office work ?

[neil48]

Please send a link to an application. Just want you to know that I like a clean work space, cause I'm not a dirty ass kisser.


you found the link when you posted here, just give your qualifications and I will review it for consideration.

ps, a janitor position is coming up soon also so alter your resume to be appealing for this also.

[MarriedQt]

yes very nice, can you wear one of these outfits for the interview ?.....just so I know it will be proper for office work ?

Which one would you like to see first?

[neil48]

10%+ unemployment and all we have is this many applicants ???......geeeezzzz

[neil48]

Which one would you like to see first?


which ever one is the smallest

[MarriedQt]

How is this one for climbing ladders and taking dicktation?

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/79/82/sf_061608_1.0.0.0x0.326x499.jpeg

[ethans_so_bad]

That seems an odd choice, considering you see the "smallest" one all the time...:D

which ever one is the smallest

[neil48]

How is this one for climbing ladders and taking dicktation?

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/79/82/sf_061608_1.0.0.0x0.326x499.jpeg


ummmm(gulp!) yes that would be within reason for the task at hand

[neil48]

That seems an odd choice, considering you see the "smallest" one all the time...:D


I,m sorry are you here to fill out an application ?

[MarriedQt]

ummmm(gulp!) yes that would be within reason for the task at hand

Glad you like that one! I have a whole closet full!!:dd:dd:dd:dd:dd:dd:dd

[scoobertina]

I want to apply...

I am very capable of handling multiple items at one time.. I have been known to type, talk, shuffle papers, eat, and blow all at the same time...


I have excellent filing skills... I can keep all my contacts and their important information in meticulous little files so I can quickly pull them up and easily find them...

I am easily pleased.. so pay isn't a huge issue.. I just need to eat and sleep occasionally otherwise I can be at your beck and call...

[jmsmith12345]

I already know I am over qualified for any position you may be offering. My experience is listed on my 38 page resume...with pictures to help explain some of my more complicated multitasking skills.

[neil48]

I already know I am over qualified for any position you may be offering. My experience is listed on my 38 page resume...with pictures to help explain some of my more complicated multitasking skills.


well pay scale may be a little low but with some of the folks here applying there looks to be some nice fringe benefits possible

[leggy4]

Neil,,, You crack me up!!!!!!!!!LMAO

[neil48]

Neil,,, You crack me up!!!!!!!!!LMAO


I,m sorry miss Leggy, are you just looking through the window or are you coming in to fill out an application ???

[MarriedQt]

I already know I am over qualified for any position you may be offering. My experience is listed on my 38 page resume...with pictures to help explain some of my more complicated multitasking skills.

Can I work for you? All it will cost you is a little butter for my muffin!

[jmsmith12345]

Can I work for you? All it will cost you is a little butter for my muffin!

I will have to examine your qualifications during the month long interview process....or at least until I run out of butter...which ever comes first.

[neil48]

Can I work for you? All it will cost you is a little butter for my muffin!


oh, I see....I,m hold the job fair and you walk next door to the other company....????

[MarriedQt]

oh, I see....I,m hold the job fair and you walk next door to the other company....????

Well I have to follow all my options and then go with the one who has the Better (bigger) package LOL!!!

Heck if I work it out right I could work day shift for you and nite shift for JM!

[MarriedQt]

I will have to examine your qualifications during the month long interview process....or at least until I run out of butter...which ever comes first.

I hope you buy in bulk!

[jmsmith12345]

Well I have to follow all my options and then go with the one who has the Better (bigger) package LOL!!!

Heck if I work it out right I could work day shift for you and nite shift for JM!

Is night shift some sort of code...do I need to get out my Greek to English dictionary??? :D

[leggy4]

I,m sorry miss Leggy, are you just looking through the window or are you coming in to fill out an application ???

Neil, um i like window shopping thanks....... im sooo shy remember??

[neil48]

Neil, um i like window shopping thanks....... im sooo shy remember??

ok Miss leggy, I believe jmsmith next door is also hireing (you might want to pick up some butter before going there though)

[leggy4]

Hey do I have to make out an application if I am a volunteer?????? always like to help out when I can.......LOL

[MarriedQt]

Is night shift some sort of code...do I need to get out my Greek to English dictionary??? :D



It might help, but look for the Canadianese to English!!:ok

[MarriedQt]

Ok I'm here for my interview Neil! Looks like you need your monitor cleaned!!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000FBKPRW.01-ALVYE3T5WL0WT._SCLZZZZZZZ_V55047165_.jpg

[neil48]

Ok I'm here for my interview Neil! Looks like you need your monitor cleaned!!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000FBKPRW.01-ALVYE3T5WL0WT._SCLZZZZZZZ_V55047165_.jpg


oh good to see you married, can I see how well you can organize the books up on the top self, yes up there.......just use this ladder and I,ll watch from down here to observe your organizing skills

[neil48]

geeezzzz!!!!

I was more poppular when I was at the 150 marker......thank you to those who have applied so far.

[MarriedQt]

I hate waiting for the call back to see if I got the job or not, guess I will go for a walk while they make a decision!

[MarriedQt]

geeezzzz!!!!

I was more poppular when I was at the 150 marker......thank you to those who have applied so far.

You have to admit my legs are sexier than Han's!!

[neil48]

You have to admit my legs are sexier than Han's!!


yes and a good bit sexier,

psssst.......dont let him know.............ok ?



see my count, its getting close

[MarriedQt]

yes and a good bit sexier,

psssst.......dont let him know.............ok ?



see my count, its getting close

So is that close to your :spm count as well?? Just in case I need a donor!

[neil48]

So is that close to your :spm count as well?? Just in case I need a donor!

lols, thanks for helping me to the promise land

[MarriedQt]

lols, thanks for helping me to the promise land

I'm always here with a helping hand LOL!!:ok:sc

[MarriedQt]

Oh wait does that mean I get the job???

[Han Solo]

this is a entry level position and pay will be addressed when interveiwing begins.
Applicants should be skilled in climbing latters and organizing books on the top two shelves of the book case (large bookcase).
also keeping the office clean and washing my car each friday afternoon with wax done once each month.
gdg is doing a great job of keeping my files organized and I keep changing my mind as to where I want things filed so she can keep busy with this project (i like the way she doe,s this)/

I'm WAY too important for entry level....just ask me and I'll tell you all about it :ok

[neil48]

I'm WAY too important for entry level....just ask me and I'll tell you all about it :ok

so your pulling out for consideration........................hurt

[Han Solo]

so your pulling out for consideration........................hurt
Filing, Organizing Books...washing cars??? I would think you would have tried a little harder to peak my interest Neil.......but then again you're a Yankees fan so I shouldn't have had my hopes up:rolleyes:

If you need someone to SUPERVISE with the car washing then give me a jingle ;)

[gdgrlgnbd]

so your pulling out for consideration........................hurt


Uhh, pulling out? Better rephrase that! :sc

[neil48]

Oh wait does that mean I get the job???


yes indeed its all yours Married and work starts in the morning. You have shown me what a hard worker you are by getting to this incredible goal (500).thank you so much.

ummm......you do get along with gdg........right ?

[neil48]

Uhh, pulling out? Better rephrase that! :sc



oh aren,t we being funny, ........is the filing done ???

oh by the way..........we have expanded as of today, thanks for your great work.

[leggy4]

Neil any entry positions for a massage therapist??????LOLLeggy is good at it!!

[neil48]

Neil any entry positions for a massage therapist??????LOLLeggy is good at it!!


hmmmmm, now you tell me.......

[leggy4]

no positions in this area???? It's not exactly a necessity is it???? or is it????? LOL

[MarriedQt]

Filing, Organizing Books...washing cars??? I would think you would have tried a little harder to peak my interest Neil.......but then again you're a Yankees fan so I shouldn't have had my hopes up:rolleyes:

If you need someone to SUPERVISE with the car washing then give me a jingle ;)

You just want to see me in my daisy Dukes LOL!!

[MarriedQt]

yes indeed its all yours Married and work starts in the morning. You have shown me what a hard worker you are by getting to this incredible goal (500).thank you so much.

ummm......you do get along with gdg........right ?

Thank you and yes I get along with 3G!!! We will have fun washing your car together!!

Now is the big long stretch to 5000 posts!!!!!

You might want to hire that massage therapist!!

[dixiechiknga]

Do you need a horny secretary with big tits??:dd

[MarriedQt]

Do you need a horny secretary with big tits??:dd

Sorry position has already been filled!! Where were you earlier??

[neil48]

Do you need a horny secretary with big tits??:dd

who dosen,t...........here fill this form out..............ahhhhell just sign here..........

[dixiechiknga]

who dosen,t...........here fill this form out..............ahhhhell just sign here..........

I need a bigger pencil than that...LOL

[MarriedQt]

who dosen,t...........here fill this form out..............ahhhhell just sign here..........

What I have to work with HER!!!! Now I need a pay raise!!!! :ok

[dixiechiknga]

What I have to work with HER!!!! Now I need a pay raise!!!! :ok

Who said I was suppose to work? Hell I'm just going to sit there looking all sexy...!!!!

[MarriedQt]

Who said I was suppose to work? Hell I'm just going to sit there looking all sexy...!!!!

Oh does this mean we can make out in the supply closet?:dd:lf

[Badbill]

Oh does this mean we can make out in the supply closet?:dd:lf

Only after we install the security cam. :)

[dixiechiknga]

Oh does this mean we can make out in the supply closet?:dd:lf

That's the plan if we can squeeze our big titties in there...LMAO:dd

[neil48]

Only after we install the security cam. :)


bad idea bill, no cams........only real at this company

[neil48]

What I have to work with HER!!!! Now I need a pay raise!!!! :ok


geeezzz, can I see you work a day or two first ???

[MarriedQt]

geeezzz, can I see you work a day or two first ???

I suppose!! Won't be much work getting done when Dixi is with me though!! What can I say we enjoy each other!!:lf