mwm seeking local female

[whitebull69]

I'm 45/m/westerville/ohio

[dixiechiknga]

Welcome to the site and good luck with your search!

[jmsmith12345]

With a name like whitebull69, you may want to mention something about gag reflexes in your search...:ok

Oh yeah, welcome, come on in, pizza is on the counter, and beer is in the fridge.

[Lass]

With a name like whitebull69, you may want to mention something about gag reflexes in your search...:ok

Oh yeah, welcome, come on in, pizza is on the counter, and beer is in the fridge.


did someone say gag reflexes?

[Charmed]

I'm 45/m/westerville/ohio

I'm 46/fm/eastern/podunk

Your name is odd... Are you saying you're a stubborn and white as well?

[stellabelle]

Um, welcome?

[redcat]

Welcome to the site.

[Sofia]

Hello and welcome to the site!

[biker-69s]

Why didn't I think of this ??? LOL !!! Let me know how you make out.....

Welcome !

[whitebull69]

I'm 46/fm/eastern/podunk

Your name is odd... Are you saying you're a stubborn and white as well?
not in bad person way just stubborn like hardhead...smile

[whitebull69]

yeah welcome to the site ...by the way how are you doing?

[Charmed]

not in bad person way just stubborn like hardhead...smile

Hell after spending the evening here you don't seem half bad...

Welcome to the site :)

[whitebull69]

thanks and you,too ...cool site

[Charmed]

ho was your day?

HEY WHO YOU CALLING A HO?

[whitebull69]

not how missed "how" my bad how are you doing

[Charmed]

not how missed "how" my bad how are you doing

HA! I'm fine, laughing at your whitebull ass!

[whitebull69]

yeah have to watch my typing in spelling and yeah thanks

[whitebull69]

oh I see picking on me which is good

[whitebull69]

soon getting ready for work and nice meeting you wink !

[Charmed]

oh I see picking on me which is good

I'm teasing ya! You better get used to it. With a name like that you are gonna get tons of it.:ok

[OnceAKing]

I'm 46/fm/eastern/podunk

Your name is odd... Are you saying you're a stubborn and white as well?

For some reason the words clumsy and can't jump came to my mind...

[whitebull69]

yeah I loves those melons ...
I means fruits kind .... :0~

[Charmed]

yeah I loves those melons ...
I means fruits kind .... :0~

OMG tell me thats not a tongue sticking out!

[whitebull69]

wink .... got a questions should i set up "ohio married-looking forum" on my own threads? it is good or bad?

[whitebull69]

I do have freaky side .... way opened mind here ... by the way how was your day?

[Charmed]

wink .... got a questions should i set up "ohio married-looking forum" on my own threads? it is good or bad?

I think you need your own site there, bully boy :)

[Charmed]

I do have freaky side .... way opened mind here ... by the way how was your day?

Its been great, I'm working from home cuz I went to the tanning bed and fried my ass so it hurts to sit.... :) Welcome to feistyville...

[whitebull69]

I can ....I mean which sounded good ....ohio married looking or ohio married affair ? wanted to look good without being negative ya know i do have great common sense

[whitebull69]

ohhhh ouchie ....overtanned like being in oven ...

[Charmed]

I can ....I mean which sounded good ....ohio married looking or ohio married affair ? wanted to look good without being negative ya know i do have great common sense

LOL I think this thread says it all :lmao

I will tell all of my available girlfriends who are from ohio that you are looking for an affair, hows that?

[whitebull69]

Its been great, I'm working from home cuz I went to the tanning bed and fried my ass so it hurts to sit.... :) Welcome to feistyville...


LOL I think this thread says it all :lmao

I will tell all of my available girlfriends who are from ohio that you are looking for an affair, hows that?

would be nice and hopefully nice and honest like you smile:lf

[whitebull69]

does my profile showing pics? i mean it seems that you can view my profile which i can't cuz of guest member ... am I wrong

[Charmed]

does my profile showing pics? i mean it seems that you can view my profile which i can't cuz of guest member ... am I wrong

You won't be able to access profiles until you post 150 times...

[whitebull69]

right which i have learned but I mean do you read profiles or not yet reached 150? I'm just askin'

[Charmed]

right which i have learned but I mean do you read profiles or not yet reached 150? I'm just askin'

I read them if I find the person interesting...

< your post count is over there...

I reached 150 a few days ago :)

[whitebull69]

that's understandable ....soon enough I'll set up new treads shortly hopefully blast with women lol ...."come to daddy" ... j/k

[Charmed]

that's understandable ....soon enough I'll set up new treads shortly hopefully blast with women lol ...."come to daddy" ... j/k

HAHAHAHAHAHAH snort HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[whitebull69]

i'll go ahead to ope new threads

[whitebull69]

that's me .... told ya freaky guy here but glad that you laughed

[whitebull69]

all done set up new threads under married looking forum .... ohio married affairs

[whitebull69]

hello there

[Charmed]

Looks like this is a big hit, huh :)

[Dsparate No More]

Welcome to the site!!

:3welcome:

[Brandon301]

I reached 150 a few days ago :)

That is freakin funny!

[whitebull69]

welcome anytime

[whitebull69]

how is a hit? people coming in here better ?

[Kissie]

that's me .... told ya freaky guy here but glad that you laughed


She not only laughed....she snoreted too!!! Cant leave that part out!!!!

[whitebull69]

oh I see .... thanks for info
....giggling lol j/k

[whitebull69]

catch ya kissie and FiEsTy FaV later
what a great journey between you two
wink.... have a good night

[whitebull69]

any luck with ohio women and ohio married affairs didn't well

[whitebull69]

good afternoon kissie

[Charmed]

Bully how is the hunt going? You find any takers yet?

[whitebull69]

not yet ...

[whitebull69]

not yet ...

[whitebull69]

any idea where for me to locate ohio female in this site?

[Charmed]

not yet ...

Dang, what seems to be the problem?

[whitebull69]

not a problem but everyone is from all over the states .... no big deal smile

[Charmed]

not a problem but everyone is from all over the states .... no big deal smile

Ha! Good, we want our newbies smiling. Have you been in the chat room? Lots of fun people in there.

[whitebull69]

chatroom under lounge on this site?

[whitebull69]

I'm in lounge now

[neil48]

whitebull I know of a girl down here in nc that I,d be willing to help set you up with, first date is on me so if you want to travel let me know.
Just purchase some ear plugs and you might get along fine.....

[whitebull69]

whitebull I know of a girl down here in nc that I,d be willing to help set you up with, first date is on me so if you want to travel let me know.
Just purchase some ear plugs and you might get along fine.....


that's cool but prefers around ohio but thanks for the offer

[whitebull69]

let me know where to go chatrooms as you mention so keep me info whe you get the chance

[whitebull69]

or we can chat in your replay box where I can talk between those lines which goes up and down ( between thongs )

< ---------looking at that pic over that top right left corner of your replay box ...

yummy .... Wink

[Charmed]

Bully! I found the perfect girl for you :)

[Yankee]

Bully! I found the perfect girl for you :)

My little matchmaker. :)

[Charmed]

My little matchmaker. :)

I do my best :)

OMG I love your signature!

[Yankee]

I do my best :)

OMG I love your signature!

Thanks.

Wonder what (or who) it refers to?

[Charmed]

Thanks.

Wonder what (or who) it refers to?

hmmmmmm I have an idea..

[Yankee]

hmmmmmm I have an idea..



You know. :)

[Charmed]

Dang it BULLY! You missed her........ She was perfect for you too..

[whitebull69]

any problemwith that I'm deaf guy here? of course I do speaking good and who is she and how it happen?

[Charmed]

any problemwith that I'm deaf guy here? of course I do speaking good and who is she and how it happen?

Dang, Bull I feel so bad for ya... she was SMOKING HOT too!

[whitebull69]

why feeling bad?

[whitebull69]

either she is not feeling comfortable or found by someone else .... that's cool

[Charmed]

why feeling bad?

Cuz you missed HER?

She was in a hurry so I had to fix her up with Brandon301...

I will find you another, hows that?

You like fat girls?

[whitebull69]

I like average looking woman like mine and feeling comfortable and does me deaf bothering you?

[Charmed]

I like average looking woman like mine and feeling comfortable and does me deaf bothering you?

I hear you just fine, are you sure your deaf?

[cyclops]

http://i700.photobucket.com/albums/ww9/bitoruff/forgetthis.gif?t=1242269524

[Charmed]

http://i700.photobucket.com/albums/ww9/bitoruff/forgetthis.gif?t=1242269524

CYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I'm so glad you are feeling better :kk

Wanna come to a BBQ?

[whitebull69]

yeah but that is biggest advantage that woman can scream all she wants while I'm licking her ha ha ha ( couldn't hear her )
my bad .... yeah I have many hearing friends at work ....used to it no big deal

[Charmed]

OMG! Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You aren't allowed to talk like that here!

[whitebull69]

I know but will be careful next time and by the way what's up about chatrooms as you mention earlier? you say that chatroom are fun ...in where?

[Charmed]

I know but will be careful next time and by the way what's up about chatrooms as you mention earlier? you say that chatroom are fun ...in where?

Ya know the chat room where everyone cybers???

Look in the bad neighborhood.. :)

[whitebull69]

other websites? been there many times but meet real ones way better

[Charmed]

Just came to check on ya :)

Any luck yet?

[whitebull69]

not yet sweetie .... if it is kinda hard on you to finding woman .... take easy smile...
time will time but who knows

[Charmed]

not yet sweetie .... if it is kinda hard on you to finding woman .... take easy smile...
time will time but who knows

hahahahh snort hahahahhaha OK OK OK I'll stop trying to find you a woman :)

[whitebull69]

I know it is hard to find one but big thanks for your help .... smile !!
I am still working on it on this site to locate ohio females

[Charmed]

Hey have you met Tinny? She isn't from Ohio but she is smoking hot and has this HUGE toybox.... She is a bit on the naughty side but I bet you would like that. :lmao

[whitebull69]

how close is she to me? LOL
age?

[whitebull69]

is tinny screen name is tin heart gal?

[Tndream]

Hey have you met Tinny? She isn't from Ohio but she is smoking hot and has this HUGE toybox.... She is a bit on the naughty side but I bet you would like that. :lmao


Ok, thats it Fav.... to the dungeon with you!

[whitebull69]

LOL ... no cat fighting just kiddin' but she is cool though

[Tndream]

LOL ... no cat fighting just kiddin' but she is cool though


Nope, no cat figting, I just gotta break out the flogger for Fav's arse

C'mere Fav........:nu

[whitebull69]

ha ha ... but she is innocent

[Tndream]

ha ha ... but she is innocent

Fav?? innocent???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

since when??

[whitebull69]

since now but I know that she is freaky and naughty but I'm naughter ....wink

[cyclops]

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r54/maytagman-ccf/Funny%20Forum%20Images/thisthreadrocks.jpg

[whitebull69]

this forums likes us included you....hopefully this one set a record

[cyclops]

this forums likes us included you....hopefully this one set a record

Yes I hope so too :sc

[whitebull69]

you like this forum?

[cyclops]

you like this forum?

Yes I think I do.

Do you like me?

[Charmed]

Fav?? innocent???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

since when??

OOOOoppppssss Sowwy..... I had to log off, someone came in my office!

[Charmed]

Yes I think I do.

Do you like me?

I think he does! :kk

[cyclops]

OOOOoppppssss Sowwy..... I had to log off, someone came in my office!


I hope they cleaned up after themselves :wk

[whitebull69]

you welcome to this forum
me like you? I mean are you a guy? since i cannot read profile yet

[whitebull69]

did you saw or view my profile?

[Charmed]

I hope they cleaned up after themselves :wk

It's part of the service, I pass out handi-wipes as they leave :)

[Charmed]

did you saw or view my profile?

Nope I didn't saw it..

[cyclops]

did you saw or view my profile?

Nope I didn't saw it..

I Tauwght I Taw a Putty-Tat!

[Charmed]

Hey!!!!!!!! Bull

slutdonna is in the chat room. she's gotta put out!

[whitebull69]

ok going there

[Charmed]

ok going there

Good Luck!...... Make sure you ask ASL!

[cyclops]

ok going there

Please don't go, stay here with us PLEASE!!!!

[whitebull69]

oh ok can stay here

[whitebull69]

ok

[Charmed]

oh ok can stay here

But SluttyDonna is READY!

[cyclops]

phew

Thought we had lost you there for a moment my friend

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2564471/2/istockphoto_2564471_business_man_says_phew.jpg

[Charmed]

I Tauwght I Taw a Putty-Tat!

Hey did you say TWAT?

[whitebull69]

ready for what ....so is cyclops wink @cyclops

[whitebull69]

I'm still here cyclops .... my kinky friend ha ha just kiddin'

[cyclops]

Hey did you say TWAT?



Nearly but I managed to hold back from using such profanity in an open forum

However you seem to have failed :sc

[whitebull69]

mmmm I see and are you female?

[cyclops]

I'm still here cyclops .... my kinky friend ha ha just kiddin'

You think I'm kidding??

Do I look like I'm kidding??

http://thedaysoflore.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/rob-halford.jpg

[Charmed]

Nearly but I managed to hold back from using such profanity in an open forum

However you seem to have failed :sc

NO NO I we can say TWAT we just can't say pussy..

[cyclops]

NO NO I we can say TWAT we just can't say pussy..

Where is the guy with the rule book when you need him?? :sg

[whitebull69]

ohhh hha hahha no offense that's cool
I'm a bull .... nice meeting you cyclops

[whitebull69]

yeah Fav is right same happened to me other day as she warned me not saying bad names or anything

[whitebull69]

I loves that word after the word "say" ....when you saying on that forum .... wink

[cyclops]

ohhh hha hahha no offense that's cool
I'm a bull .... nice meeting you cyclops

And you too Mr Bull :ok

Glad you are enjoying yourself here. Welcome to the site

[whitebull69]

yeah good to know 1 especially fav ... I should take her out to dinner for helping us wink

[Charmed]

I loves that word after the word "say" ....when you saying on that forum .... wink

Is there any chance you are related to yaser?

[whitebull69]

is yaser a person or what?

[cyclops]

Is there any chance you are related to yaser?

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg154/shaunoey/LMAO.gif

[whitebull69]

is something to do with bushes?
lmao

[Charmed]

is something to do with bushes?
lmao

Kinda.... Yaser = bush hunter

[whitebull69]

yeah but never heard of cuz hearing heard it but my translate is bushes ha ha
I'm a bushes trimmer wink

[Charmed]

yeah but never heard of cuz hearing heard it but my translate is bushes ha ha
I'm a bushes trimmer wink

I got nothing..... SPEECHLESS!

[whitebull69]

yeah speechless .... " hey honey, do you want me to continue doing " bushes trimming" ha ha

of course your fun ...... but I'm so glad that I'm a guy


WINKING

[yaser]

Kinda.... Yaser = bush hunter

or ambush hunter?

[whitebull69]

mmmmm


ambushed with a tongue/ then it is good one

thanks

[yaser]

Whitebull, I will set up trap for Fav...but she will not know it as a trap.

[whitebull69]

I've done practiced my LA'S when I was younger in front the mirror ...

..... that was then but this is now
yummy

[whitebull69]

then all set then when it done trapped then you'll bring fav over to me ...."dessert time"

[yaser]

Fav is a main food...

[whitebull69]

exactly...

[yaser]

Compact with sugar also...

[whitebull69]

mmmm ...
..... for me pouring onto it with honey .... the longer that those honey flavors goes away

[yaser]

Fav goes with red wine also,Whitebull.Try..

[whitebull69]

with red wine ..... interesting

[yaser]

You can try also with some whiskey but add some water.

[whitebull69]

loves southern comfort with strawberry daquiris
... without a rum

[whitebull69]

:okloves southern comfort with strawberry daquiris
... without a rum

...correction ... daiquiri

[Han Solo]

Where is the guy with the rule book when you need him?? :sg


You called T Dubya??? :rules:

Now what did the nasty man with the bull............Ok, OK...sorry...I can't do it...it just won't be the same :D

Whom shall I throw it at for you?? :)

[whitebull69]

which is good ? slutdonna or tin heart gal?

[neil48]

whitebull, please keep us posted on your progress in your search. dont you go away because sooner or later you will find your girl right here on this site. Just keep trying and dont take "no" for a answer.
good luck buddy........

[whitebull69]

yeah I'm still here aren't I ?
ha ha but of course will be around ...

[Charmed]

You and Yaser together
hahahahah snort hahahahahah

OK That's just too funny!

[whitebull69]

yeah and got my fiest im in married chat room recently ... neat
by the way how are ya?

[Han Solo]

Hey...162 posts in three days..you're doing quite well for yourself there bull ;)

[Charmed]

yeah and got my fiest im in married chat room recently ... neat
by the way how are ya?

me good you cyber there?

[whitebull69]

isn't that a record/ LOL j/k

[whitebull69]

yeah .... he right over there

[Brandon301]

Bull...I think you need to be more assertive. Its really not hard to find women from Ohio here. Christ my "friends" list is full of them. Just get after it buddy. This place is in orchard, all you need to do is start picking apples.

[whitebull69]

mmmm ok I'll try my best

[Charmed]

Bull...I think you need to be more assertive. Its really not hard to find women from Ohio here. Christ my "friends" list is full of them. Just get after it buddy. This place is in orchard, all you need to do is start picking apples.

HA! an orchard....


You can tell this guy is NO quitter :)

[Brandon301]

OMG the women are so easy on this site and you know it Fav. Sheesh. All it takes is a little forwardness and its cyber-madness in no time.

[Han Solo]

isn't that a record/ LOL j/k
Actually OnceAKing's introductory thread had 700 posts in it the first 4 days....but he's a tough act to follow really...but you're doing fine :ok

[whitebull69]

that screenname of mine "fits" me

[Charmed]

OMG the women are so easy on this site and you know it Fav. Sheesh. All it takes is a little forwardness and its cyber-madness in no time.

Yep its all about the chat room isn't it :)

Lots of naughty girls wink they like to play with bull boys

[Han Solo]

Just when you thought THIS couldn't get any better :D

[whitebull69]

yeah but I don't back down
once I get it then I've gotten it !!

[Charmed]

Just when you thought THIS couldn't get any better :D

Wha? C'mon there is always room for improvement :)

[whitebull69]

:okJust when you thought THIS couldn't get any better :D
you got a point

[Brandon301]

Yep its all about the chat room isn't it :)

Lots of naughty girls wink they like to play with bull boys

Fav, you are soooo innocent. And F your sarcasm. That place is like a waterbed in a porn movie. If you weren't such a Shirley Temple goody-goody you would know that by now.

Hans knows what I'm saying.

[whitebull69]

:wyYep its all about the chat room isn't it :)

Lots of naughty girls wink they like to play with bull boys

[Han Solo]

Wha? C'mon there is always room for improvement :)
What happens if you ended up in the Peach Tree orchard?? how would the apple picking go then?? :sc

[Charmed]

yeah but I don't back down
once I get it then I've gotten it !!

we can tell captain obvious you seem to be a really smart fella winks
I bet all the ladies want your attention
I see you and yaser hit it off winks you remind me of him. not sure why

[Charmed]

What happens if you ended up in the Peach Tree orchard?? how would the apple picking go then?? :sc

duh who said anything about peaches wink

[whitebull69]

of course we are so is you,too
good helper !!!

[whitebull69]

mmmm peaches could be good one ....

[Han Solo]

mmmm peaches could be good one ....
Wait...I thought it was apples?? :sc Weren't you picking apples in the APPLE orchard??

[Sneaky]

Fav, you are soooo innocent. And F your sarcasm. That place is like a waterbed in a porn movie. If you weren't such a Shirley Temple goody-goody you would know that by now.

Hans knows what I'm saying.

He does huh? Enlighten us Hans.:sc

[Brandon301]

Wait...I thought it was apples?? :sc Weren't you picking apples in the APPLE orchard??

Sheesh get your metaphors straight, would you Star Wars boy? Adam ate the apple. That's why we have an Adam's apple!

Who the hell ever heard of a peach orchard anyway?

Bully.....GlamourGirl is not far from Ohio. And she's very horny. (Don't tell her I said that).

[Charmed]

Fav, you are soooo innocent. And F your sarcasm. That place is like a waterbed in a porn movie. If you weren't such a Shirley Temple goody-goody you would know that by now.

Hans knows what I'm saying.

Ha! you better leave han out of this. Sneaky will kick your ASS!.....


LOL love the waterbed in a porn movie HAHAHAHH SNORT HAHAHAH

[whitebull69]

peaches are way softer than apples

[Han Solo]

He does huh? Enlighten us Hans.:sc
Give me a few minutes..I'm going through my mental rolodex of porn movies that involved water beds.....I made to google that BRB

[Charmed]

He does huh? Enlighten us Hans.:sc

SNEAKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYY


Have you met bull? he is fun wink he wants a woman from ohio to meet and do the dirtydeed with smiles.

[whitebull69]

ohhh that would making my mouth swooling but i won't say anything but I'll get her shortly

[Brandon301]

Bully.....one other thing. The girls with webcams are the ones to seek out. I can provide a list to you if you PM me.

[Sneaky]

Ha! you better leave han out of this. Sneaky will kick your ASS!.....


LOL love the waterbed in a porn movie HAHAHAHH SNORT HAHAHAH
Snort!

[whitebull69]

hello sneaky .... welcome to our forum ... hopefully that this forum is great with people like Fav

[whitebull69]

thanks for info brandon ... when I gets there then I'll letting you know

[Han Solo]

Sheesh get your metaphors straight, would you Star Wars boy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kaouy4QT9vE&feature=PlayList&p=543B500F91757B14&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=10

[Charmed]

Bully.....one other thing. The girls with webcams are the ones to seek out. I can provide a list to you if you PM me.

hahahahahah Snort hahahahahahah

[Sneaky]

hello sneaky .... welcome to our forum ... hopefully that this forum is great with people like Fav
Thank you for the welcome. Watch out for that Fav. She's a handful. Just warnin' ya.

[Brandon301]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kaouy4QT9vE&feature=PlayList&p=543B500F91757B14&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=10

OMFG that is so funny.

Hans now I know why you get so much hoochy koochy here!

[Sneaky]

thanks for info brandon ... when I gets there then I'll letting you know
Alrighty then.

[whitebull69]

I know but thanks for the warn but I'll accepts "warns" ha ha ha

[Han Solo]

OMFG that is so funny.

Hans now I know why you get so much hoochy koochy here!
I am a legend in my own mind! :ok

[Sneaky]

OMFG that is so funny.

Hans now I know why you get so much hoochy koochy here!
Wow. This thread is an educational thread for sure!

[whitebull69]

to me ... I'm legend in ACTION

[yaser]

You and Yaser together
hahahahah snort hahahahahah

OK That's just too funny!

Can you cope with both of us, Fav?

[Han Solo]

Wow. This thread is an educational thread for sure!
Yeah...who'd a thunk that BrandonS had all this info on me :sg

[whitebull69]

my mind "created" this room like stephen king
... it's my opinion so is Fav "co-created"

[Charmed]

OMG I feel like I'm in the Twilight Light zone!

WTF was that video, han?

[Charmed]

Can you cope with both of us, Fav?


Yaser I'm not sure anyone could cope with the two of you together!

[whitebull69]

hey yaser .... " come here, and whispering to his ear ..."
... all right let's flip the coin

[Sneaky]

Can you cope with both of us, Fav?
Quite the threesome it would make!

[Han Solo]

OMG I feel like I'm in the Twilight Light zone!

WTF was that video, han?
It's the Dramatic Squirrel with a star wars twist............I have to give original copyright credit to Shawn..he found the orginal one....kinda adds some drama to the threads don't ya think??

[whitebull69]

good thing that we both pretty good at it
... right? yaser?

[whitebull69]

probably for her

[Brandon301]

Bully, I tried to PM this to you but you don't have enough posts yet. So, I'll splash it out onto the open:

CYBERSEX TIPS

1. Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex please make sure your spouse, boyfriend, kids, etc. are out of the room at the time, (preferably out of the house and not during a major holiday when your in-laws are also present or at a time when all your relatives are in attendance.) It really gets difficult explaining what you are doing undressing in front of the computer, drooling out of one corner of your mouth, moaning and groaning while the buzz of various "toys" can be heard.

2. For men, before you begin, please check that your modem protector is on, along with the splash guard for your keyboard. It will stop the future embarrassment of telling the computer technician that your keys are "stuck" and you have no idea why.

3. For women, no matter what you are truly wearing, such as, sweat pants, sweat shirt, torn bathrobe, slippers, t-shirt with stains on the front, bloomer underwear that could cover a car or be used for a parachute, always tell your potential cyber partner you are wearing a thong, garter belt with black stockings, and your best wonder bra, (the one that has everything pulled up so high your bellybutton is under your chin), and a pair of high heels. We don't want to destroy that myth that all women dress that way when we sit down at the computer. Although I truly wear these things each and every time I sit in front of my computer. It does seem to cause a bit of a commotion at the office but I have certainly worked my way up the ranks in the company.) As for what the man should be wearing, we all know that they are all naked and wearing just a smile.

4. If the cyber begins to get very hot please refrain from straddling your monitor, there are many potential emergency room stories to be told if you get overly excited, not to mention the many years of therapy to get you to let go and not continue this sordid affair with your 15" screen.

5. If the cyber is not going well, please let the other person know in the best way you can. It is not very polite to tell them that you are doing your nails, have just made up your grocery list for the next month, shingled the house, pulled out one of your wisdom teeth because you were bored, would rather read the instructions on how to set the time on your VCR, checked your fridge to make sure the light still works when you open the door, and last but not least, stuck your tongue to an ice cube tray to stop the monotony.

6. When it really starts getting hot and heavy, please check your spelling before you send that embarrassing typo, i.e., "oh baby, let me suck on those beautiful beasts of yours. I just love your hot, wet posse" (kinda puts a western slant on things), hmmmm, things could get interesting with boots and spurs though. "Oh baby, you have such a big coke" (hope you got the super sized fries and burger with that). "That's it baby, show me that beautiful clint" (go ahead, make my day), and the proverbial "oh fork me hard!"

7. Pay attention to what is going on. Please refrain from putting your "coke" in one place, when your cyber partner had just typed that it was someplace else. If you have no clue as to where the cyber is going, ask to buy a vowel. If you are really lost and can't keep up, or you had a case of premature cybering and really do not feel like typing for 3 days to satisfy your female counterpart, just pretend you got bumped offline. That always works and at least she won't take it so personal. Please refrain from the excuse, "I have to let my dog out."

8. Once both cyber partners have been satisfied, or faked satisfaction, (oh great, we now have the added pressure of faking cyber-orgasms too), at least say thank you. (Thank you can mean, thank God its over, or THANK YOU because you truly had a wonderful time.)

9. If it was a truly bad experience, do not feel pressured into ever having cybersex with this person again. When they ask for your email address, just give them the wrong one. If they begin to pester you, its proper etiquette to just bump yourself offline, or just say "HUH? I never got your message." Nobody needs to suffer a really bad cyber twice.

10. Last but not least, remember that cybersex will not make you go blind, unless you keep all the lights out in the house while having it, watching the screen in the dark does make your eyes burn. Realize that you may be addicted if your real life partner walks by naked and you'd rather be typing with one hand and still trying to keep a steady rhythm going. Sex can be just as nice with a partner you know. And just for variety, when your right hand gets tired, try dating your left hand for something different. Until your next hot session ... cyber on my friends!

No harm in educating everyone I guess.

[Charmed]

Quite the threesome it would make!

OMFG! Sneaky I almost gagged!

[yaser]

good thing that we both pretty good at it
... right? yaser?

Whitebull,we can do something she likes.

[whitebull69]

not sure if member can pm to guest
I'll ask fav

[whitebull69]

sure .... "corner meeting"

[whitebull69]

had to reboot my computer then I'm back

[Han Solo]

had to reboot my computer then I'm back
What happened to BrandonS?? Was he googling how peaches grow??

[Brandon301]

Dude, it was the whole site. That sometimes happens when Fav gets excited. Her toys are pretty powerful...sometimes they short the time-space-cyber continuum.

[Sneaky]

Whitebull,we can do something she likes.
Look Fav, they'll do whatever you like!

[Charmed]

Bully, I tried to PM this to you but you don't have enough posts yet. So, I'll splash it out onto the open:


LOL NICE!

What do you mean some people fake it? OMG


CYBERSEX TIPS

1. Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex please make sure your spouse, boyfriend, kids, etc. are out of the room at the time, (preferably out of the house and not during a major holiday when your in-laws are also present or at a time when all your relatives are in attendance.) It really gets difficult explaining what you are doing undressing in front of the computer, drooling out of one corner of your mouth, moaning and groaning while the buzz of various "toys" can be heard.

2. For men, before you begin, please check that your modem protector is on, along with the splash guard for your keyboard. It will stop the future embarrassment of telling the computer technician that your keys are "stuck" and you have no idea why.

3. For women, no matter what you are truly wearing, such as, sweat pants, sweat shirt, torn bathrobe, slippers, t-shirt with stains on the front, bloomer underwear that could cover a car or be used for a parachute, always tell your potential cyber partner you are wearing a thong, garter belt with black stockings, and your best wonder bra, (the one that has everything pulled up so high your bellybutton is under your chin), and a pair of high heels. We don't want to destroy that myth that all women dress that way when we sit down at the computer. Although I truly wear these things each and every time I sit in front of my computer. It does seem to cause a bit of a commotion at the office but I have certainly worked my way up the ranks in the company.) As for what the man should be wearing, we all know that they are all naked and wearing just a smile.

4. If the cyber begins to get very hot please refrain from straddling your monitor, there are many potential emergency room stories to be told if you get overly excited, not to mention the many years of therapy to get you to let go and not continue this sordid affair with your 15" screen.

5. If the cyber is not going well, please let the other person know in the best way you can. It is not very polite to tell them that you are doing your nails, have just made up your grocery list for the next month, shingled the house, pulled out one of your wisdom teeth because you were bored, would rather read the instructions on how to set the time on your VCR, checked your fridge to make sure the light still works when you open the door, and last but not least, stuck your tongue to an ice cube tray to stop the monotony.

6. When it really starts getting hot and heavy, please check your spelling before you send that embarrassing typo, i.e., "oh baby, let me suck on those beautiful beasts of yours. I just love your hot, wet posse" (kinda puts a western slant on things), hmmmm, things could get interesting with boots and spurs though. "Oh baby, you have such a big coke" (hope you got the super sized fries and burger with that). "That's it baby, show me that beautiful clint" (go ahead, make my day), and the proverbial "oh fork me hard!"

7. Pay attention to what is going on. Please refrain from putting your "coke" in one place, when your cyber partner had just typed that it was someplace else. If you have no clue as to where the cyber is going, ask to buy a vowel. If you are really lost and can't keep up, or you had a case of premature cybering and really do not feel like typing for 3 days to satisfy your female counterpart, just pretend you got bumped offline. That always works and at least she won't take it so personal. Please refrain from the excuse, "I have to let my dog out."

8. Once both cyber partners have been satisfied, or faked satisfaction, (oh great, we now have the added pressure of faking cyber-orgasms too), at least say thank you. (Thank you can mean, thank God its over, or THANK YOU because you truly had a wonderful time.)

9. If it was a truly bad experience, do not feel pressured into ever having cybersex with this person again. When they ask for your email address, just give them the wrong one. If they begin to pester you, its proper etiquette to just bump yourself offline, or just say "HUH? I never got your message." Nobody needs to suffer a really bad cyber twice.

10. Last but not least, remember that cybersex will not make you go blind, unless you keep all the lights out in the house while having it, watching the screen in the dark does make your eyes burn. Realize that you may be addicted if your real life partner walks by naked and you'd rather be typing with one hand and still trying to keep a steady rhythm going. Sex can be just as nice with a partner you know. And just for variety, when your right hand gets tired, try dating your left hand for something different. Until your next hot session ... cyber on my friends!

No harm in educating everyone I guess.....

[Han Solo]

Dude, it was the whole site. That sometimes happens when Fav gets excited. Her toys are pretty powerful...sometimes they short the time-space-cyber continuum.
I think too many people were trying to webcam her at once and it froze the site up.......she's on that list isn't she??

[whitebull69]

iy happens to me quite times all have to do is "rebooting"

[Charmed]

Whitebull,we can do something she likes.

sure .... "corner meeting"

YOU 2 BEHAVE!

[Charmed]

Dude, it was the whole site. That sometimes happens when Fav gets excited. Her toys are pretty powerful...sometimes they short the time-space-cyber continuum.

OMG! How did you know I had toys?

[Brandon301]

I think too many people were trying to webcam her at once and it froze the site up.......she's on that list isn't she??

Snort ha ha ha ha ha, OMG too funny. Like she has just ONE webcam. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[whitebull69]

.... done wiping down there?

...... wink but I'll behave but ya know bull never behaves .... smile

[Charmed]

I think too many people were trying to webcam her at once and it froze the site up.......she's on that list isn't she??

You aren't helping!

[whitebull69]

how? cuz you are handling my "toy" on your hand ..... WINK !!!

[Charmed]

Look Fav, they'll do whatever you like!

SNEAKY! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING ME!

[whitebull69]

taking you to "cold shower"
... does it helps by now?

[Sneaky]

.... done wiping down there?

...... wink but I'll behave but ya know bull never behaves .... smile
What??????

[Han Solo]

You aren't helping!
Hey...I just found out tonight I'm the king of Hoochy Koochy around here so I was just trying to set a good example for them :D

[Charmed]

Look Fav, they'll do whatever you like!

You're still pissed because I asked for the burrito, aren't ya?

[whitebull69]

she is "busy" in the barn with me,Fav .... ha ha ha
....j/k

[Sneaky]

SNEAKY! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING ME!
I apologize. I need a translator for this thread.

[whitebull69]

RIGHT ON @ Han

[Charmed]

Hey...I just found out tonight I'm the king of Hoochy Koochy around here so I was just trying to set a good example for them :D

Psssssssssssttttttttt I don't think you should believe anything in this thread. Just Sayin':sc

[Han Solo]

I apologize. I need a translator for this thread.
Snort.....I know someone we could call...we'll need a different color font though :ok

[Brandon301]

I apologize. I need a translator for this thread.

What is this, Newbie night?

[Sneaky]

You're still pissed because I asked for the burrito, aren't ya?

Well, it ruined a special lesbian moment. But I've moved on. LOL.

[Han Solo]

RIGHT ON @ Han
LOL.....OK...against my better judgement here...I'll ask....how did I get to be the King of Hoochy Koochy in here?? LOL...I mean, it's totally believable...was Cy scribbling my phone number on the bathroom wall in here again?? :sc

[Sneaky]

Snort.....I know someone we could call...we'll need a different color font though :ok

I thing your rite!

[whitebull69]

tongue translater? j/k
ask fav again to clarify

[Han Solo]

Psssssssssssttttttttt I don't think you should believe anything in this thread. Just Sayin':sc
When someone compliments me I always believe it :ok Don't ruin my distorted reality

[Charmed]

I thing your rite!

OMG SnOrT!!!!!!!!!

[Brandon301]

LOL.....OK...against my better judgement here...I'll ask....how did I get to be the King of Hoochy Koochy in here?? LOL...I mean, it's totally believable...was Cy scribbling my phone number on the bathroom wall in here again?? :sc

Look, everyone knows that guys who imitate sci-fi heroes get all the chicks Hans. My nick would change if Lena would ever get around to it. I keep telling her I want to renamed "Long Light Sabred Jedi" but she keeps ignoring me.

[whitebull69]

mmmm