The Masters

[Barkiss]

Anyone else follow golf???

I'm in a Fantasy Golf tourney. We had to select 5 golfers, in a draft format, including one amateur. My picks were Retief Goosen, Chris DiMarco, Ian Woosnam, Charles Howell III, and Dougherty is my A. After a day and half, I'm sitting at +42!!!!! I swear I could have played better with my eyes closed!!! Oh well...there goes my $100....;) The leading team right now is +3 overall!

[Norfolkdave]

Well Barkiss I cant talk about this subject afraid I dont follow golf.

[Rainmaker]

i love sports.. but that is one i dont care for sorry....good luck though!!!!

[spare_change]

Anyone else follow golf???

I'm in a Fantasy Golf tourney. We had to select 5 golfers, in a draft format, including one amateur. My picks were Retief Goosen, Chris DiMarco, Ian Woosnam, Charles Howell III, and Dougherty is my A. After a day and half, I'm sitting at +42!!!!! I swear I could have played better with my eyes closed!!! Oh well...there goes my $100....;) The leading team right now is +3 overall!

Sounds like the way my NCAA picks went -- both men and women! Don't these people understand my supper depends on them??

[Norfolkdave]

Sounds like the way my NCAA picks went -- both men and women! Don't these people understand my supper depends on them??

I like using my balls in a more practical approach, to have them whacked for a " FORE" across 18 holes would certainly give a whole new meaning for a hernia.:lmao

[Jy]

I've been a big Singh fan for years, and am kind of rooting for him this year. I'm a lousy golfer, but what I lack in talent, I more than make up for in enthusiasm!!

[tiger50]

bluddie game ruins a perfectly good walk.... i go out wif the neighbor bout every 3 months fa a game of fukkit.... i renamed it...:lmao :lmao

[spare_change]

bluddie game ruins a perfectly good walk.... i go out wif the neighbor bout every 3 months fa a game of fukkit.... i renamed it...:lmao :lmao

Why do they call it golf???? Because all the other four letter words were taken!

[Wet Beaver]

golf?? i think bugs bunny did a cartoon about it once.....and i sure can't think who won??

[Cotties]

I thought I should post here just for support. Go greg norman

[spare_change]

I miss Greg -- he was one of my favorites! Besides, he wore cool hats!

[gnikeht]

Yeah...the hats were really cool

[gnikeht]

Was it a bad selection or what...+42???? incredible...

[Zifnab]

I still can't believe I never got me invite!!

[tiger50]

I still can't believe I never got me invite!!

i can believe it...:D

[Zifnab]

i can believe it...:Dyeah right
get to yer cage wanker!

[Zpanther]

golf?? i think bugs bunny did a cartoon about it once.....and i sure can't think who won??

Golf? Well I do play once in awhile because my sons keep asking me...... but I have to make sure I've got plenty of balls. They're used to loaning 'em to me.

[Jy]

Yeah, I miss him too...



...he wore hats?! Guess I was too busy looking at his butt!!:D
I miss Greg -- he was one of my favorites! Besides, he wore cool hats!

[tiger50]

Yeah, I miss him too...



...he wore hats?! Guess I was too busy looking at his butt!!:D

lecher.... :whee: :lmao

[Jy]

I actually met him at the Canadian Open one year. The only time in my life I was completely at a loss for words!! He's even more handsome in person, if that's possible! *swoon*lecher.... :whee: :lmao

[tiger50]

I actually met him at the Canadian Open one year. The only time in my life I was completely at a loss for words!! He's even more handsome in person, if that's possible! *swoon*

lol yeh well hes an ozzie, wat did u expect??? :D

[Dre]

He is a pretty cool guy, I actully got a chance to fly down to West Palm beach in January and play golf and have dinner with him, very intelligent guy and interesting some of the things he has his hands in.



I actually met him at the Canadian Open one year. The only time in my life I was completely at a loss for words!! He's even more handsome in person, if that's possible! *swoon*

[Dre]

Yeah, you got screwed on the picks, Charles Howell III got beat by Charles Coody, he is like 400 years old, I think he won the 1st Masters.



Anyone else follow golf???

I'm in a Fantasy Golf tourney. We had to select 5 golfers, in a draft format, including one amateur. My picks were Retief Goosen, Chris DiMarco, Ian Woosnam, Charles Howell III, and Dougherty is my A. After a day and half, I'm sitting at +42!!!!! I swear I could have played better with my eyes closed!!! Oh well...there goes my $100....;) The leading team right now is +3 overall!

[Dre]

I would love to take you out on the course, could be fun to see you with all that enthusiasm~:55



I've been a big Singh fan for years, and am kind of rooting for him this year. I'm a lousy golfer, but what I lack in talent, I more than make up for in enthusiasm!!

[Jy]

YOU had DINNER with Greg Norman?!?!? Holy hell!! And all I got was an autograph!! I should have had him sign my breast instead of my tournament program!! Maybe I would have been having dinner with him too!!He is a pretty cool guy, I actully got a chance to fly down to West Palm beach in January and play golf and have dinner with him, very intelligent guy and interesting some of the things he has his hands in.

[Jy]

I do enjoy playing golf, but I really am pathetic. I guess someone should have told me the object of the game is to use the least amoount of strokes, not the most! I sure do get my money's worth though!!:D I would love to take you out on the course, could be fun to see you with all that enthusiasm~:55

[learman3]

I enjoy walking and playing golf.


I used to play fairly well, but now I scatter the ball all over the place. You know the army golf method, left, right, left.

Looking to see if Fred Couples can bring it home.

[Jy]

It would be nice to see him win again.

Don't you find you really have to play quite often to just maintain your game? I just don't play often enough to see any improvement.

I enjoy walking and playing golf.


I used to play fairly well, but now I scatter the ball all over the place. You know the army golf method, left, right, left.

Looking to see if Fred Couples can bring it home.

[Dre]

Yeah, I bet but the only thing is, you might have ended up as mrs norman it you would have done that~

YOU had DINNER with Greg Norman?!?!? Holy hell!! And all I got was an autograph!! I should have had him sign my breast instead of my tournament program!! Maybe I would have been having dinner with him too!!

[learman3]

It would be nice to see him win again.

Don't you find you really have to play quite often to just maintain your game? I just don't play often enough to see any improvement.

Yes, that is one of the keys. I only play once or twice a season, no one to play with, so my game suffers.

Wish I wasn't so shy and would go find a league to join or something.

[Jy]

...and that would be a bad thing...why??Yeah, I bet but the only thing is, you might have ended up as mrs norman it you would have done that~

[Dre]

Well, then that would mean I wouldnt get to see you!!LOL



...and that would be a bad thing...why??

[Jy]

Awwwwwww...:kk Well, then that would mean I wouldnt get to see you!!LOL

[Zifnab]

So has anybody else noticed that the ONLY person that has ANYTHING that comes close to matching that green jacket is Arnold Palmer and his plaid pants???? Whats up with that????

[gnikeht]

Yeah you have to play at least two to three times a week to get really good at it...what I do like about the game is that at the end is a game against yourself...

It would be nice to see him win again.

Don't you find you really have to play quite often to just maintain your game? I just don't play often enough to see any improvement.

[Jy]

That's right. And the only person I could ever hope to beat is me! Yeah you have to play at least two to three times a week to get really good at it...what I do like about the game is that at the end is a game against yourself...

[tiger50]

That's right. And the only person I could ever hope to beat is me!

lol ya mite b able ta beat me... :D

[Feelgoode]

It would be nice to see him win again.

Don't you find you really have to play quite often to just maintain your game? I just don't play often enough to see any improvement.

Practice ... practice...practice..
I just finished a book by Dr. Bob Rotella, "Golf is Not a Game of Perfect".

Develop the short game, chipping and putting, and you will be kicking ass out there. I was pushing for Freddie too:( .

[Feelgoode]

I enjoy walking and playing golf.


I used to play fairly well, but now I scatter the ball all over the place. You know the army golf method, left, right, left.

Looking to see if Fred Couples can bring it home.

I try to play the courses with wider fairways up here for that reason :D

My ball seems to be attracted to trees and water :D

[Zifnab]

I try to play the courses with wider fairways up here for that reason :D

My ball seems to be attracted to trees and water :DI like to richochete off the trees and back to the tee!! I love that part!!!:lmao

[Jy]

Then let's play a round together! Better yet, let's just play around!!lol ya mite b able ta beat me... :D

[Norfolkdave]

Then let's play a round together! Better yet, let's just play around!!

Can i come too, I love to play:lmao good at getting it in with a birdie:wa:

[spare_change]

Then let's play a round together! Better yet, let's just play around!!

So, if we play around, is it still "fewest strokes wins"??

[Barkiss]

So, if we play around, is it still "fewest strokes wins"??

LOL - If this is the game, I'll be grand champion...only takes me 1/2 stroke!!!

[Norfolkdave]

LOL - If this is the game, I'll be grand champion...only takes me 1/2 stroke!!!

a putt!!!!!!:D

[tiger50]

a putt!!!!!!:D

nah just a divitt.. :lmao

[Norfolkdave]

nah just a divitt.. :lmao

A " what" whats a divitt? Nice to see the mask off, zorro finished with it then! you wouldnt have needed it for cricket, we will use soft balls and talking of balls, I play glof like snooker, love a follow through:D

[dartgirl]

I read in the paper this morning what GOLF stands for, Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden.

[Barkiss]

I read in the paper this morning what GOLF stands for, Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden.

Excellent! And I agree!!! ;)

[Zpanther]

LOL - If this is the game, I'll be grand champion...only takes me 1/2 stroke!!!

You're a 'master' alright...... If they gave out green jackets here for being a master flirter you'd have a green jacket.

[Barkiss]

You're a 'master' alright...... If they gave out green jackets here for being a master flirter you'd have a green jacket.

LOL - I'll take that as a compliment!

[Wet Beaver]

Excellent! And I agree!!! ;)

if it Gentlemen Only...thats leaves you out......:na

[lovemakenman]

Anyone else follow golf???

I'm in a Fantasy Golf tourney. We had to select 5 golfers, in a draft format, including one amateur. My picks were Retief Goosen, Chris DiMarco, Ian Woosnam, Charles Howell III, and Dougherty is my A. After a day and half, I'm sitting at +42!!!!! I swear I could have played better with my eyes closed!!! Oh well...there goes my $100....;) The leading team right now is +3 overall!

This would be Why I dont pay to play online. Suck to be you dude. give me that money and I will send you stats that say you are -66 under par.

[Barkiss]

if it Gentlemen Only...thats leaves you out......:na

So I'll play with the ladies ;)

[spare_change]

So I'll play with the ladies ;)


No -- i'll play with the ladies -- just keep those damn clubs out of reach!

[Cotties]

My Dad played golf with him while talking sponsership business for coke. I played alot as a kid. I asked Dad what he was like. Dad said he seemed O.K. Referinng to his golf.I actually met him at the Canadian Open one year. The only time in my life I was completely at a loss for words!! He's even more handsome in person, if that's possible! *swoon*

Greg Norman for anyone who is confused.

[tiger50]

So I'll play with the ladies ;)
umm mate, watch ur handicap... :D :whee:

[Barkiss]

umm mate, watch ur handicap... :D :whee:

LOL - Ok...I took that offensively...;)

[tiger50]

LOL - Ok...I took that offensively...;)

lol aww sorry mate, nevva mean anything on ere offensively... heyyyyyyyyy u fukkin winkin at me???? :sc :55 :nu

[Barkiss]

lol aww sorry mate, nevva mean anything on ere offensively... heyyyyyyyyy u fukkin winkin at me???? :sc :55 :nu

The wink is a side affect of my handicap..;)

[tiger50]

The wink is a side affect of my handicap..;)

mm a nervous tik... nevva mind mate just front that fukkin ball twitch the ass an wach that fukker... :D

[Barkiss]

No -- i'll play with the ladies -- just keep those damn clubs out of reach!

Yeah...I know how my 1Wood intimidates you guys...

[Norfolkdave]

Yeah...I know how my 1Wood intimidates you guys...

Your What!!!!! dont you mean your match..Stick:lmao

[Barkiss]

Your What!!!!! dont you mean your match..Stick:lmao

I haven't even pulled out my Driver yet!

[Norfolkdave]

I haven't even pulled out my Driver yet!

Heh heh heh " dont" it will get lost:D

[tiger50]

Yeah...I know how my 1Wood intimidates you guys...

kk show us tha wood... :D

[Norfolkdave]

kk show us tha wood... :D

Oh tiger now we will be inindated with bloody trees, thats the nearest wood Barkiss owns:lmao