Canadian Group??

[DirtRacer9]

I would like to start a group just for Canadians......or honorary Canadians....?? Is this possible...??? Who do I have to sweet talk to make this happen....(i am good at that.....8-)) Do i have to wait until 150 posts....??? (almost there.....finally....)

Let me know....

Anyone hosers out there want to join?? It would be nice to have a place we can say "eh" whenever we want, talk about hockey, share igloo making stories.., share photos of our dog sled teams....etc....

Give me a shout if you are interested.....

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

I nominate Han to be the president of this club.... I think he has earned it.

[jmsmith12345]

I the US, you have to have 150 posts...in Canada, it is more like 120-125...depending on what your Looney is doing.

[DirtRacer9]

I nominate Han to be the president of this club.... I think he has earned it.

sorry, you can't do that......but you can nominate him to be prime minister.....lol

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

sorry, you can't do that......but you can nominate him to be prime minister.....lol

I think i just did :ok Han just has a way of getting all the Canadians together... he is clearly the front runner

[niceones]

Well I just found out last night that I'm a hoser! And Han being president scares the pants off me (if I was wearing some that is).

I'll have you know...my igloo is even equipped with stairs...and I rub down them all the time!

[DirtRacer9]

Well I just found out last night that I'm a hoser! And Han being president scares the pants off me (if I was wearing some that is).

I'll have you know...my igloo is even equipped with stairs...and I rub down them all the time!

more of a "hoser lover"....maybe...??

you're a stair rubber....??? might not be able to let you in....??? 8-)

pants are optional though (and not recommended....)

Thanks!!

[niceones]

Woops...meant to say run not rub...my bad!
Good...I don't own too many pants!
more of a "hoser lover"....maybe...??

you're a stair rubber....??? might not be able to let you in....??? 8-)

pants are optional though (and not recommended....)

Thanks!!

[MunkyBrain]

WTF is an "honorary Canadian?":confused:

[jmsmith12345]

Now...if you said Canadian Group Sex...I would be all over that.

[DirtRacer9]

WTF is an "honorary Canadian?":confused:

someone who is not Canadian but wants to see what all the fuss is about....8-)

[DirtRacer9]

Now...if you said Canadian Group Sex...I would be all over that.

just cause it wasn't mentioned....doesn't mean it won't happen or be encouraged.....how do you think we keep warm during the winter...???

[jmsmith12345]

just cause it wasn't mentioned....doesn't mean it won't happen or be encouraged.....how do you think we keep warm during the winter...???

shagging Caribou?

[DirtRacer9]

Woops...meant to say run not rub...my bad!
Good...I don't own too many pants!

don't worry...with a name like "nice ones"....i think you are a shoe in...

Kristy30 on the other hand.....she has some convincing to do....lol

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

someone who is not Canadian but wants to see what all the fuss is about....8-)

There are Non-Canadians that WANT to be Canadian? ... I mean I dig your whole healthcare thing and all but damn

(Thinks a few choice canucks should love this post)

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

just cause it wasn't mentioned....doesn't mean it won't happen or be encouraged.....how do you think we keep warm during the winter...???

Vacations in San Diego .... and may I suggest a tanning bed, ya'all kinda stick out with those florescent legwarmers... oh wait those are actually your legs?? :sry

[DirtRacer9]

shagging Caribou?

i don't see u achieving "honourary Canadian" status .........8-))

(the caribou aren't gonna like you much either....) lol

[Ally]

don't worry...with a name like "nice ones"....i think you are a shoe in...

Kristy30 on the other hand.....she has some convincing to do....lol

Hey!!! Just because I don't say "hoser" or "eh"...doesn't mean I'm Canadian ENOUGH. I'm just what I like to call "Canadian-chique" :D

[jmsmith12345]

Hey!!! Just because I don't say "hoser" or "eh"...doesn't mean I'm Canadian ENOUGH. I'm just what I like to call "Canadian-chique" :D

We call that American lite...kinda like Miller Lite, just not as flavorful. :ok

[DirtRacer9]

Hey!!! Just because I don't say "hoser" or "eh"...doesn't mean I'm Canadian ENOUGH. I'm just what I like to call "Canadian-chique" :D


i meant your name isn't convincing enough....unless the "30" stands for something naughty...???? lol

[Ally]

i meant your name isn't convincing enough....unless the "30" stands for something naughty...???? lol

Pffft....uh......of COURSE it does.....

You see....it's......ummmm......well it's too naughty to even talk about in public.

[DirtRacer9]

Pffft....uh......of COURSE it does.....

You see....it's......ummmm......well it's too naughty to even talk about in public.


OK....your in!!!!!!! (details to follow in a PM....) :yks

any other canucks out there....???

[gdgrlgnbd]

So, let me try to understand, you don't have to be Canadian, but you have to be naughty? Damn, I only fit the bill on one of those standards. But, I can say "hoser".

[Ally]

So, let me try to understand, you don't have to be Canadian, but you have to be naughty? Damn, I only fit the bill on one of those standards. But, I can say "hoser".

lol..yeah, I'm getting the feeling that this group has nothing to do with Canadian at all. DR just realized that there are more Canadian women on this site than men....so his odds are pretty damn good. ;)

You can't blame the guy....his "hoser" is in need.

[DirtRacer9]

So, let me try to understand, you don't have to be Canadian, but you have to be naughty? Damn, I only fit the bill on one of those standards. But, I can say "hoser".


there is a challenge exam you can write to get the other half of the requirement....not alot of theory....mostly practical...I don't think you will have to study much....

Get your plaid short skirt and white knee high socks ready......:ok

[gdgrlgnbd]

there is a challenge exam you can write to get the other half of the requirement....not alot of theory....mostly practical...I don't think you will have to study much....

Get your plaid short skirt and white knee high socks ready......:ok

Well I really don't do well on exams, too much pressure. And damnit, I just traded in all my short skirts for sweats, T's and flip flops!

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

Maybe the proper name of this thread should be Canadian Grope :sc

[DirtRacer9]

Maybe the proper name of this thread should be Canadian Grope :sc


jealousy doesn't look good on you Shawn......lol

[Ally]

jealousy doesn't look good on you Shawn......lol

But a hot canadian chick on top of him would :ok

I nominate Niceones.

[jmsmith12345]

I have one question for about this whole Canadian thing...what backwoods, inbred, Canuck wack job went out and blew a Moose and said...damn that would make a great name for a beer???

[DirtRacer9]

But a hot canadian chick on top of him would :ok

I nominate Niceones.

we could probably sneek Shawn into the group if he had a hot canadian wrapped around him....????

[Han Solo]

Geeeeez. Us. :rolleyes:

This is the like the WTF, Fisting, Rimming & Hockey Threads all rolled into one!!

Proof positive these people have NOTHING going for them in life that the only thing they can post about to proud of is that they were born somewhere north of Niagara Falls..........well, WHOOPIDY DOO!!:thr

Love Always,


Prime Minister Solo ;)

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

Geeeeez. Us. :rolleyes:

This is the like the WTF, Fisting, Rimming & Hockey Threads all rolled into one!!


Lets not get carried away.... Comparing those 3 to this one is like comparing the 3 Stooges to Perez Hilton

[Asha]

Lets not get carried away.... Comparing those 3 to this one is like comparing the 3 Stooges to Perez Hilton

Shawn, I am concerned that you even know about Perez Hilton

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

Shawn, I am concerned that you even know about Perez Hilton

Well.. I live in California, I'm a DJ, and he just got bitch slapped by the Manager of the Black Eyed Peas..... so there is my professional disclaimer :D

[jmsmith12345]

Well.. I live in California, I'm a DJ, and he just got bitch slapped by the Manager of the Black Eyed Peas..... so there is my professional disclaimer :D

all that, and all Californians are metrosexual

[Han Solo]

Who the frig is Perez Hilton?? :sc....I'm assuming if got Slapped he must have some Canadian blood in him?? :sc

[Asha]

Well.. I live in California, I'm a DJ, and he just got bitch slapped by the Manager of the Black Eyed Peas..... so there is my professional disclaimer :D

Ok...if thats your story...I'll believe it :ok

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

Who the frig is Perez Hilton?? :sc....I'm assuming if got Slapped he must have some Canadian blood in him?? :sc

Well he (or it could be she) is all over the news out here anyways... dude gets popped and tweeters for help ... instead of actually calling the cops himself... its been my form of "How stupid can people be" entertainment this week

[Han Solo]

Or did I say that wrong...I'm not all up on the latest stuff...should I have said:


Bizznitch Slapizzled ? :sg

[Han Solo]

Well he (or it could be she) is all over the news out here anyways... dude gets popped and tweeters for help ... instead of actually calling the cops himself... its been my form of "How stupid can people be" entertainment this week
TWEETERS for help?? LMAO...OH good lord, i can't believe we've become this senseless as a society :rolleyes:

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

Or did I say that wrong...I'm not all up on the latest stuff...should I have said:


Bizznitch Slapizzled ? :sg

Fo Shizzle muh Nizzle

[jmsmith12345]

Can you two come out of 1993 already?

[jmsmith12345]

you both are almost starting to sound Canadian

[niceones]

They DO NOT sound Canadian I assure you!
you both are almost starting to sound Canadian

[jmsmith12345]

They DO NOT sound Canadian I assure you!

yeah, they are far too literate for that :D

[Han Solo]

Fo Shizzle muh Nizzle
Just so I"m clear......as far as this Perez Hilton thing....if asked for the '411' on it, would I blow the cover on my Street Creds? :sc

[jmsmith12345]

Just so I"m clear......as far as this Perez Hilton thing....if asked for the '411' on it, would I blow the cover on my Street Creds? :sc

YES!

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

Just so I"m clear......as far as this Perez Hilton thing....if asked for the '411' on it, would I blow the cover on my Street Creds? :sc

Most likely (see previous post where I was called out on said situation) ... you really have to be cool to pull it off ..... but lets face it we are in the Canadian thread so the "cool bar" is set like a limbo party for vertically challenged people.

[niceones]

If the above conversations are what you would call literate...there's no surprise with your reply.
yeah, they are far too literate for that :D

[jmsmith12345]

If the above conversations are what you would call literate...there's no surprise with your reply.

You Canadians will just never understand the urban dialect...it's ok, when you finally get a big city with millions of immigrants, you will understand.

[Han Solo]

If the above conversations are what you would call literate...there's no surprise with your reply.
Sorry.......


"Fo Shizzle muh Nizzle, EH"??


that better? :)

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

Or we could go with ...

Fo Hoser muh Doser

[jmsmith12345]

I see this thread is kind of like the Canadian Military...only one person defending it

[niceones]

I think most of them are trying to stimulate our economy or working way too hard...I have other intentions:ok
I see this thread is kind of like the Canadian Military...only one person defending it

[gdgrlgnbd]

I can see the thread is "the bomb" now. Ok, so I was never really down with it or anything else. I tried!

[DirtRacer9]

I can see the thread is "the bomb" now. Ok, so I was never really down with it or anything else. I tried!

You just wait.....they will be lining up and begging to get into the Canadian group....cause it is gonna be sooooooo cool....!!!!

[jmsmith12345]

You just wait.....they will be lining up and begging to get into the Canadian group....cause it is gonna be sooooooo cool....!!!!

Isn't begging to get into Canada like begging a hooker to blow you and getting turned down?

[Sneaky]

Who the frig is Perez Hilton?? :sc....I'm assuming if got Slapped he must have some Canadian blood in him?? :sc
He's the guy that asked Ms. California in the Ms. USA contest if she was for or against gay marriage.

[Dragon_lady]

I just realized, you propose that on Québec National Day????

We are so misundertood... I vote to have a referendum, we need to separate!

[Brandon301]

Oh man, this is like a dream come true. A make fun of Canadians thread, eh!

[Brandon301]

I nominate Han to be the president of this club.... I think he has earned it.

From Wikipedia:

Han Solo was a Human (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Human) from Corellia (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Corellia) who achieved galactic fame as a member of the Rebel Alliance (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Alliance_to_Restore_the_Republic) and later the New Republic (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/New_Republic). Born on Corellia, he was orphaned at an early age and taken by the pirate (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Pirate) Garris Shrike (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Garris_Shrike) to serve on his crew. He was treated cruelly, and served Shrike for many years before escaping while in his teens.

Clearly he is not qualified.

[Brandon301]

Oh Canadians, I dedicate the following to you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIrmPEyt0Nc


Welcome to Canada, it's the Maple Leaf State.
Canada, oh Canada it's great!
The people are nice and they speak French too.
If you don't like it, man, you sniff glue.
The Great White North, their kilts are plaid,
Hosers take off, it's not half bad.
I want to be where yaks can run free,
Where Royal Mounties can arrest me.
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.
They've got trees, and mooses, and sled dogs,
Lots of lumber, and lumberjacks, and logs!
We all think it's kind of a drag,
That you have to go there to get milk in a bag.
They say "eh?" instead of "what?" or "duh?"
That's the mighty power of Canada.
I want to be where lemmings run into the sea,
Where the marmosets can attack me.
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.
Please, please, explain to me,
How this all has come to be,
We forgot to mention something here.
Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen?
And Slurpees made from venison,
That's deer.
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.

[Asha]

For all the Canadians:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg

[DirtRacer9]

maybe after the canadian group becomes the bestest group on here....i will start a group for all the americans with "canadian envy.."???

:hug:

[Curiousoneonly]

Um, Dirt. Do you think I might qualify as I live close to Canada and I am often asked if I am Canadian as I use the term "eh" all the time. And I have a love for hockey. You think, eh. :crs

[Han Solo]

He's the guy that asked Ms. California in the Ms. USA contest if she was for or against gay marriage.


Ummm........how long have we known me now???.....and you think that using an explanation about a question in the Ms. Something or Other contest will actually help?? :confused:

This is one of them times when it's perfectly acceptable just to say....."Awww, you're too cute to worry about such stuff...don't you worry your purty little head about it":crs

[dixiechiknga]

I Luv Canadians! They are sweet!:hug:

[DirtRacer9]

Um, Dirt. Do you think I might qualify as I live close to Canada and I am often asked if I am Canadian as I use the term "eh" all the time. And I have a love for hockey. You think, eh. :crs

works for me.....welcome aboard, eh!!!!!!

[Han Solo]

Sorry, this is the song I nominate :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_TfBbR6L0M

[Han Solo]

From Wikipedia:

Han Solo was a Human (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Human) from Corellia (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Corellia) who achieved galactic fame as a member of the Rebel Alliance (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Alliance_to_Restore_the_Republic) and later the New Republic (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/New_Republic). Born on Corellia, he was orphaned at an early age and taken by the pirate (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Pirate) Garris Shrike (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Garris_Shrike) to serve on his crew. He was treated cruelly, and served Shrike for many years before escaping while in his teens.

Clearly he is not qualified.

Ummmm, Hell-oooooooooooo......"Acheived galactic fame"...just sayin'

and my harsh upbringing does help explain my pissy demeanor.....thank you SO much for binging up those painful childhook memories ........JERK! :mad:

Prime Minister Solo has officially exiled you from this thread as a result of your insubordinate behavior!!! :nu

[Curiousoneonly]

works for me.....welcome aboard, eh!!!!!!

Thanks, Dirt. :ok

[DirtRacer9]

Thanks, Dirt. :ok

your welcome..!!!;)

[Han Solo]

maybe after the canadian group becomes the bestest group on here....i will start a group for all the americans with "canadian envy.."???

:hug:
LOL..what for?? You guys haven't won a Cup in like 17 years!! :lh

[Yankee]

Ummmm, Hell-oooooooooooo......"Acheived galactic fame"...just sayin'

and my harsh upbringing does help explain my pissy demeanor.....thank you SO much for binging up those painful childhook memories ........JERK! :mad:

Prime Minister Solo has officially exiled you from this thread as a result of your insubordinate behavior!!! :nu

Sounds like the young little Han had a few painful "experiences".

Being taken a such a tender age . . .

[Asha]

Ummm........how long have we known me now???.....and you think that using an explanation about a question in the Ms. Something or Other contest will actually help?? :confused:


here you go Han...http://celebucrap.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/12/perez_hilton.jpg

[Asha]

LOL..what for?? You guys haven't won a Cup in like 17 years!! :lh

And who won this year??? :D

[Han Solo]

here you go Han...http://celebucrap.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/12/perez_hilton.jpg
are you flippin serious??? THAT'S the guy?? ...........NO WAY!!!

[Curiousoneonly]

Here you go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BFPt001PYU

[Han Solo]

And who won this year??? :D
An AMERICAN team.............and that's ALL I'm sayin ;)

[DirtRacer9]

I Luv Canadians! They are sweet!:hug:

dixie if you let me "tap it", you are in.....you sweet talker.....!!!!

luv ya too!:kk

[Asha]

are you flippin serious??? THAT'S the guy?? ...........NO WAY!!!

so serious...hence my comment to Shawn

[Han Solo]

Here you go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPadRngE77Y
Ok...Now I'm really confused......who is Matthew West?? :confused:

[Asha]

An AMERICAN team.............and that's ALL I'm sayin ;)

awww....c'mon....won't you say who won...do I need to start another petition? :D

[Han Solo]

so serious...hence my comment to Shawn
OK...so WHY is this guy famous again?? I"m all sorts of confused now...he's related to Paris I'm assuming ..........Ugh...this is why I just watch porn! SIGH

[Han Solo]

Sounds like the young little Han had a few painful "experiences".

Being taken a such a tender age . . .
You would think that after not seeing me for a couple days and reading this you might start out with a hug to console me *sniff* *sniff*

[Yankee]

awww....c'mon....won't you say who won...do I need to start another petition? :D

She is persuasive Han . . .


WTF are we talking about?

[Han Solo]

She is persuasive Han . . .


WTF are we talking about?
It's hockey ya Hayseed.....you wouldn't understand....there's frozen water and everything........

[Asha]

OK...so WHY is this guy famous again?? I"m all sorts of confused now...he's related to Paris I'm assuming ..........Ugh...this is why I just watch porn! SIGH

He has a website where he talks about celebrities...thats about all I know...that and he is just plain messed up

[Yankee]

It's hockey ya Hayseed.....you wouldn't understand....there's frozen water and everything........


We call it ice down here.

Why we talking about ice?

[Asha]

We call it ice down here.

Why we talking about ice?

well it is a thread about Canada

[DirtRacer9]

back to my thread....8-)))

I am thinking we need our second female prime minister....??

Any ladies want to throw their underwear into the ring...??

[Asha]

I would if I wore any....but if Han is the prime minister, shouldn't Sneaky be the female equivalent?

[Curiousoneonly]

Ok...Now I'm really confused......who is Matthew West?? :confused:

Dang it, I posted the wrong song. Thanks for letting me know Han. Not you, just me....a blonde thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BFPt001PYU

[Ally]

I would if I wore any....but if Han is the prime minister, shouldn't Sneaky be the female equivalent?

Oh geez....first, the two of them running is a country is a scary thought. Actually, Sneaky would be awesome...but the two of them together???

The turmoil and in-fighting would for sure end up on Perez Hilton's gossip column. :D

[Han Solo]

Oh geez....first, the two of them running is a country is a scary thought. Actually, Sneaky would be awesome...but the two of them together???

The turmoil and in-fighting would for sure end up on Perez Hilton's gossip column. :D
LMAO....that would make for QUITE the power struggle no doubt!! :D.........it would most definitely be a re-enactment of Mr and Mrs Smith!!

[Han Solo]

I would if I wore any....but if Han is the prime minister, shouldn't Sneaky be the female equivalent?
As long as you are nominating her for "loyal subject" then I'm OK with it :ok

[Ally]

LMAO....that would make for QUITE the power struggle no doubt!! :D.........it would most definitely be a re-enactment of Mr and Mrs Smith!!

LOL...at least you end up with great messy sex :sg

omg...visuals...get out of my head!! I just had a freaky visual of you guys in the Mr and Mrs Smith sex scene but both of you were wearing nothing but stripey socks. :yks

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

My song choice....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYSYipouABI

[Han Solo]

LOL...at least you end up with great messy sex :sg

omg...visuals...get out of my head!! I just had a freaky visual of you guys in the Mr and Mrs Smith sex scene but both of you were wearing nothing but stripey socks. :yks
Well it's not really so much "messy".....but we do like to punch, bite and kick before, during AND after ;)

[Asha]

As long as you are nominating her for "loyal subject" then I'm OK with it :ok

For some strange reason, I do not see her playing that role willingly...unless you two like to role play :sc

[Han Solo]

For some strange reason, I do not see her playing that role willingly...unless you two like to role play :sc
No....we dont' do that....we tried that and ended up being nice to each other.....TOTALLY freaked everyone out so we promised to not do that anymore :sg

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

No....we dont' do that....we tried that and ended up being nice to each other.....TOTALLY freaked everyone out so we promised to not do that anymore :sg

Yeah I still get goose bumps and start breaking out just thinking about that day

[Sneaky]

Ummm........how long have we known me now???.....and you think that using an explanation about a question in the Ms. Something or Other contest will actually help?? :confused:

This is one of them times when it's perfectly acceptable just to say....."Awww, you're too cute to worry about such stuff...don't you worry your purty little head about it":crs

Well, I didn't expect you to read his gossip blog, and I thought that might make it stand out since we actually agreed that it was an irrelivant question at a beauty pagent.

[Brandon301]

Ummmm, Hell-oooooooooooo......"Acheived galactic fame"...just sayin'

and my harsh upbringing does help explain my pissy demeanor.....thank you SO much for binging up those painful childhook memories ........JERK! :mad:

Prime Minister Solo has officially exiled you from this thread as a result of your insubordinate behavior!!! :nu

Who is gonna enforce that you hoser? You and what army? The Canadian army? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[niceones]

:nu
Oh man, this is like a dream come true. A make fun of Canadians thread, eh!

[niceones]

:nu
Sorry, this is the song I nominate :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_TfBbR6L0M

[DirtRacer9]

thanks nice....my big protector......:kk

[Han Solo]

thanks nice....my big protector......:kk
Just a lil' tip....I learned awhile ago that no matter what your intentions are.....never, ever, never refer to a woman as a "big" anything...:ok

Pffffttttt, Canadians :rolleyes:

[jmsmith12345]

Just a lil' tip....I learned awhile ago that no matter what your intentions are.....never, ever, never refer to a woman as a "big" anything...:ok

Pffffttttt, Canadians :rolleyes:

I guess it is good that the grand canyon is in the US then.

[niceones]

awwww...sorry about your lil' tip! I learnt a long time ago to never, ever, never refer to a man's tip as lil.

Pffffttttt, American Men:rolleyes:
Just a lil' tip....I learned awhile ago that no matter what your intentions are.....never, ever, never refer to a woman as a "big" anything...:ok

Pffffttttt, Canadians :rolleyes:

[Han Solo]

awwww...sorry about your lil' tip! I learnt a long time ago to never, ever, never refer to a man's tip as lil.

Pffffttttt, American Men:rolleyes:
Sure, I defend YOU and this is how you respond?? LIke I said..........Pffffffffttttttt, Candains :rolleyes:

[niceones]

Trust me, I was thankful until the Pfffftttt Canadians.
Sure, I defend YOU and this is how you respond?? LIke I said..........Pffffffffttttttt, Candains :rolleyes:

[Han Solo]

Trust me, I was thankful until the Pfffftttt Canadians.
How can I trust you?? I mean you ARE Canadian!! Sheesh....


This is the best thread EVER :D

[cyclops]

Sorry, this is the song I nominate :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_TfBbR6L0M

Oh I didn't realise Green Day's ORIGINAL song was a cover version :sc

[niceones]

Funny...the way I hear it, many trust the red and white more than the red, white and boooooo!
How can I trust you?? I mean you ARE Canadian!! Sheesh....


This is the best thread EVER :D

[jmsmith12345]

I think a brief history of Canada and Canadian culture will help with your opinions of Canadians there Han.

History
British and French explorers originally settled in Canada sometime before 1975. Years of isolation led to Canadians declaring independence in 1984; the Queen never objected, since she forgot Canada's existence. Canada has since become the leading exporter of maple syrup and snow shovels. Over the years, Canadians have inbred and worn snow caps, flannel hats with ear flaps as a mark of their blatant incest.

Culture
Canada fosters two cultures; the Hosers and the French Canadians. The French Canadians are the by-product of French culture settling in Canada, and have notoriety for being voted the snootiest people in North America. French Canadians prefer to be called Quebecois, since they reside in Quebec, a former toxic waste disposal site the French saw fit to colonise. Due to their repulsive stench, the French were not upset by the radioactive waste, and have contributed much to Canadian history.

The Hosers, on the other hand, are unsophisticated hicks who inhabit the remainder of the nation. They are fond of maple syrup, maple leaves, maple wood, maple yams, snow, snow caps, fanny packs and hockey. Hosers thrive inside igloos, homes made from snow bricks, in order to have shelter in an inhospitable environment. The majority of their time is spent blind drunk, and picking fights at hockey matches. It is for this very reason that Canadians are frequently missing teeth.

Politics
The Quebecois demand succession from the Dominion of Canada, and have retaliated by speaking French, an incomprehensible language invented by hobos and pretentious assholes. Quebecois often rally in hopes having a free Quebec, but nobody really cares about French people anymore. Nobody cared in the first place.

Hosers support a liberal government that supports free, state-operated healthcare. Also, Canadians support gay marriage, probably because they're all flamboyantly queer fags; other causes Canadians support are medical marijuana, which explains the high percentage of stoners who frequent Toronto, the cultural crossroads.

Language
After settling in Canada, the settlers mutated British slang into what is now Hoser speak. Absurd expressions such as "eh?" conclude most sentences, and the English word "about" is "aboot" in Hoser speech e.g. "What are ye talking aboot, eh?" etc.
Quebecois are asshats who speak French. That's all you need to know.

Food
A typical meal revolves around maple syrup, a staple in every Canadian's diet. The main crop is elk, supported by vast badger imports from abroad.

Notable Canadians
None, unless you count Celine Dion. Which you shouldn’t.

Further Information
It is acceptable to refer to Canadians--excepting the Quebecois--as Cannucks. Really this is pointless, as you can just point and grunt at a Canadian and they'll understand exactly.

[jmsmith12345]

duplicate post

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

Just a random question ... as I do not know... do Canadians have republicans/democrats or is the entire country like a bunch of independents?

[Yankee]

I wish I could join in the fun . . . but there's a scarcity of Canadians down here, so I'm unfamiliar with their quaint customs and traditions.

[Yankee]

Ohhhh . . . look . . . . jm has provided reference materials. :)

[Han Solo]

JM, thank you for pointing out the error of my ways ;)

[niceones]

Hey...did you change bob's name?
Ohhhh . . . look . . . . jm has provided reference materials. :)

[jmsmith12345]

Ohhhh . . . look . . . . jm has provided reference materials. :)

just doing my part for education

[Han Solo]

Oh I didn't realise Green Day's ORIGINAL song was a cover version :sc
Well if you bothred to check in anymore, you'd find I know alot of things *sniff* *sniff*

[jmsmith12345]

JM, thank you for pointing out the error of my ways ;)

I just wanted you to understand the true Canadian way of life, they aren't completely bad...after all they did give us Hockey...and I mean gave us Hockey since they haven't won a cup since 1993.

[Han Solo]

I just wanted you to understand the true Canadian way of life, they aren't completely bad...after all they did give us Hockey...and I mean gave us Hockey since they haven't won a cup since 1993.
I think Alan Thicke is Canadian to.....and that Growing Pains show was kinda good back in the day...so I'd be willing to give them that too...............I'm not a total monster ya know :sg

[cyclops]

Well if you bothred to check in anymore, you'd find I know alot of things *sniff* *sniff*

Hey what can I say President Tickle Bum??

I've been busy developing Anglo-Canadian relations whilst I don't see much evidence of you using your political status in a positive manor around here.




O.K now off to find Angelis and see if I can stir up a bit of old Anglo-Scottish animosity :ok

[jmsmith12345]

I think Alan Thicke is Canadian to.....and that Growing Pains show was kinda good back in the day...so I'd be willing to give them that too...............I'm not a total monster ya know :sg

Celine Dion negates any positive effect he may have had.

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

I think Alan Thicke is Canadian to.....and that Growing Pains show was kinda good back in the day...so I'd be willing to give them that too...............I'm not a total monster ya know :sg

And the did give us herpes ... well atleast that one Canadian chick did.

[Han Solo]

Hey what can I say President Tickle Bum??

I've been busy developing Anglo-Canadian relations whilst I don't see much evidence of you using your political status in a positive manor around here.




O.K now off to find Angelis and see if I can stir up a bit of old Anglo-Scottish animosity :ok
Have we really drifted that far apart?? :confused: It's PRIME MINISTER.......there is nothing more painful than having your significant other not support your career...if you don't appreciate the hard work I do to keep you a "kept" man then I'll just let you run off with the Milk Man you Trollop! ;)

[jmsmith12345]

I find it strangely ironic that the "Canadian Group" thread is in the "Site Announcements, Problems & Questions" section of the site.

[Tiglet]

Let's not forget about our award winning (although not quite legal) B.C. plants.

http://www.premierseeds.com/budman.gif

[niceones]

mmmmmmmmmMILK!
Have we really drifted that far apart?? :confused: It's PRIME MINISTER.......there is nothing more painful than having your significant other not support your career...if you don't appreciate the hard work I do to keep you a "kept" man then I'll just let you run off with the Milk Man you Trollop! ;)

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

I find it strangely ironic that the "Canadian Group" thread is in the "Site Announcements, Problems & Questions" section of the site.

I did not even notice that.... I guess excitement got the better of me... hmmm now where to move it... Junk Drawer?, Fun Zone?.... hmmm decisions, decisions .

[jmsmith12345]

I did not even notice that.... I guess excitement got the better of me... hmmm now where to move it... Junk Drawer?, Fun Zone?.... hmmm decisions, decisions .

maybe to that other site would be best

[niceones]

I think the appropriate spot is Premium Members only.
I did not even notice that.... I guess excitement got the better of me... hmmm now where to move it... Junk Drawer?, Fun Zone?.... hmmm decisions, decisions .

[niceones]

You know you'd miss us! Admit it!
maybe to that other site would be best

[jmsmith12345]

You know you'd miss us! Admit it!

Only because we would have nothing for target practice.

[cyclops]

What a pity we can't post pictures of the wonderful Canadian countryside in this thread :sc

[jmsmith12345]

What a pity we can't post pictures of the wonderful Canadian countryside in this thread :sc

Ass pics are allowed, assuming no wide angle is needed.

[Sneaky]

maybe to that other site would be best
:wy

[Lass]

I have some crazy good memories of Canada...only some, the rest I must've blocked out.

[Han Solo]

maybe to that other site would be best
Awwww, I wouldn't go that far Jm......after all they aren't "whining" they are just a lil' confused :ok

[jmsmith12345]

Awwww, I wouldn't go that far Jm......after all they aren't "whining" they are just a lil' confused :ok

That almost made you sound...well...Canadian...commit man, commit.

[bryan3636]

If we join could we get autographed pictures of the MacKenzie Brothers?

[DirtRacer9]

Just a lil' tip....I learned awhile ago that no matter what your intentions are.....never, ever, never refer to a woman as a "big" anything...:ok

Pffffttttt, Canadians :rolleyes:

if her screen name is "nice ones", she must have at least two things on her that are big....and that is a tremendously awesome thing...!!!!!:dd

[jmsmith12345]

if her screen name is "nice ones", she must have at least two things on her that are big....and that is a tremendously awesome thing...!!!!!:dd

yep...she has big 80s hair and big feet.

[DirtRacer9]

I just wanted you to understand the true Canadian way of life, they aren't completely bad...after all they did give us Hockey...and I mean gave us Hockey since they haven't won a cup since 1993.


uh excuse me but 3/4 of the players in the NHL are canadian....including Sydney Crosby/Staal Brothers etc....

Wayne Gretzky/Mario Lemieux.....

Come on over to the dark side jm...i won't tell anybody.....8-)

[DirtRacer9]

yep...she has big 80s hair and big feet.


you know what they say about big feet....big feet mean big......:yks...

OMG.....nice ones.....say it ain't so.....please tell me you don't have a big weiner.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO...

[Singeon]

Trading insults like an old married couple...its really quite heartwarming...

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

uh excuse me but 3/4 of the players in the NHL are canadian....including Sydney Crosby/Staal Brothers etc....

Wayne Gretzky/Mario Lemieux.....

Come on over to the dark side jm...i won't tell anybody.....8-)

So you are promoting traitors ?

[DirtRacer9]

So you are promoting traitors ?


he is hooked up with a girl who drove thru Canada once.....so, ummmm......no.....8-)

[jmsmith12345]

Trading insults like an old married couple...its really quite heartwarming...

Oh Sing...you guys don't even have hockey to bolster your rep.

[Singeon]

Oh Sing...you guys don't even have hockey to bolster your rep.

thank the lord for that...ice is for scotch, mate...

[jmsmith12345]

thank the lord for that...ice is for scotch, mate...

drink your scotch neat...unless it is that blended crap, then by all means add some frozen water to it

[Singeon]

drink your scotch neat...unless it is that blended crap, then by all means add some frozen water to it

Too true..time and place for everything....got a brand you could offer up up as an example?

[jmsmith12345]

Too true..time and place for everything....got a brand you could offer up up as an example?

Ardbeg 17 year...it is quite peaty, but oh so good and smooth

[Singeon]

Ardbeg 17 year...it is quite peaty, but oh so good and smooth

Heard of it...and being at the arse end of the world down here ( bite your tongue for once...) rare as rockinghorse shit.

With the weather we have as normal, JM...ice is a blessing..not a curse.

[jmsmith12345]

Heard of it...and being at the arse end of the world down here ( bite your tongue for once...) rare as rockinghorse shit.

With the weather we have as normal, JM...ice is a blessing..not a curse.

I have much love for you Aussies...especially this sweet little thing from Canberra...she was so freaky, she even scared me once or twice...oh, and she thought ice was far more than a blessing. :ok

[Singeon]

I have much love for you Aussies...especially this sweet little thing from Canberra...she was so freaky, she even scared me once or twice...oh, and she thought ice was far more than a blessing. :ok

Canberra..seat of federal government...a weird little place half way between Melbourne and Sydney...enjoying the effects of ice doesn't suprise me at all...

[DirtRacer9]

come on canucks!!......let me know if you want to be part of an "all Canadian Group.."...!!!???

[Ally]

come on canucks!!......let me know if you want to be part of an "all Canadian Group.."...!!!???

So are you going to create the group or what?

[DirtRacer9]

So are you going to create the group or what?

i have asked the appropriate people.....just waiting for a yay or nay, eh??

patience, young grasshopper.....keep your panties on....if you are wearing any.....:sc

[Han Solo]

come on canucks!!......let me know if you want to be part of an "all Canadian Group.."...!!!???
Well thus far things seem to be dominated by the gool Ol' U.S of A with a brief interlude about Australia...........so near as I can the Canadian contingent is about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle :ok

[Yankee]

Well thus far things seem to be dominated by the gool Ol' U.S of A with a brief interlude about Australia...........so near as I can the Canadian contingent is about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle :ok

bout as useful as needle-nose pliers to a chimp. :)

[DirtRacer9]

Well thus far things seem to be dominated by the gool Ol' U.S of A with a brief interlude about Australia...........so near as I can the Canadian contingent is about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle :ok

can you hear that Han.........??????? the winds of change.......!!!!!:D

[Han Solo]

bout as useful as needle-nose pliers to a chimp. :)
tits on a bull?

[Han Solo]

can you hear that Han.........??????? the winds of change.......!!!!!:D
Winds of change??.....I think one of the canadian people just broke wind.

[Yankee]

tits on a bull?

farts in a bottle?

[Ally]

LOL...now this is messed up.

I'm in a bad mood....and Canadian jokes are making me laugh.

[Han Solo]

LOL...now this is messed up.

I'm in a bad mood....and Canadian jokes are making me laugh.
Ya hear that Dirt?? THIS is the SUPPORT you've been waiting for?? An ADMISSION that a canadian has to laugh at herself??


The Prosecution Rests!!.......Next thread!

[Ally]

Ya hear that Dirt?? THIS is the SUPPORT you've been waiting for?? An ADMISSION that a canadian has to laugh at herself??


The Prosecution Rests!!.......Next thread!

Next thread? Ya right....you can't resist this thread.

How ironic....Han will probably become the top poster in this thread.

I'm going to go check the standings....he might be there already! :D

[Ally]

Yes indeed....Mr. Anti Canada is at the top of the list for this thread!

He is the top supporter for a Canadian group. :)

[Yankee]

LOL...now this is messed up.

I'm in a bad mood....and Canadian jokes are making me laugh.

Well you've moved from Bitchy to Brooding anyway.

[Ally]

Well you've moved from Bitchy to Brooding anyway.

Yeah...it's hard to keep up with Canadian women...we're mysterious like that.

By the end of the night, I bet I'll be amused.

[Yankee]

Yeah...it's hard to keep up with Canadian women...we're mysterious like that.

By the end of the night, I bet I'll be amused.


Good.

Bitchy, brooding women are no fun at all.

[niceones]

It's kind of like penis envy Kristy!
Next thread? Ya right....you can't resist this thread.

How ironic....Han will probably become the top poster in this thread.

I'm going to go check the standings....he might be there already! :D

[Ally]

Good.

Bitchy, brooding women are no fun at all.

I think Prime Minister Han would add Canadian, bitchy, brooding women are no fun at all. lol.

[Yankee]

I think Prime Minister Han would add Canadian, bitchy, brooding women are no fun at all. lol.

in addition to a snide aside about quality and tone of the bitchiness.

[Xanadu7]

I would like to start a group just for Canadians......or honorary Canadians....?? Is this possible...??? Who do I have to sweet talk to make this happen....(i am good at that.....8-)) Do i have to wait until 150 posts....??? (almost there.....finally....)

Let me know....

Anyone hosers out there want to join?? It would be nice to have a place we can say "eh" whenever we want, talk about hockey, share igloo making stories.., share photos of our dog sled teams....etc....

Give me a shout if you are interested.....

Hey Dirt, Can I sing "Take off, you hosers" on the Bob and Doug McKenzie Show? If so, count me in.

Hey, what are the chances of getting stoned with Geddy Lee?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BFPt001PYU

[Ally]

Hey Dirt, Can I sing "Take off, you hosers" on the Bob and Doug McKenzie Show? If so, count me in.

Hey, what are the chances of getting stoned with Geddy Lee?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BFPt001PYU


Awww...Xan!! :sng

Wait....why are you bitchy? Come on....tell this fellow bitchy Canadian what's wrong...

[Xanadu7]

Awww...Xan!! :sng

Wait....why are you bitchy? Come on....tell this fellow bitchy Canadian what's wrong...

Well, i quit smoking about a month ago, but was sneakin a few on the side, and just "quit again" this week, so I'm havin withdrawals.

But actually, I'm just usin it as an excuse to be bitchy. LOL!

[Han Solo]

It's kind of like penis envy Kristy!
You would know with all them people touching your click :na

[Ally]

Well, i quit smoking about a month ago, but was sneakin a few on the side, and just went "quit again" this week, so I'm havin withdrawals.

But actually, I'm just usin it as an excuse to be bitchy. LOL!

LOL....we can be bitchy flirts together then.:knuddel:

(I know what it's like to quit smoking....it sucks. You can do it though!)

[Han Solo]

Yes indeed....Mr. Anti Canada is at the top of the list for this thread!

He is the top supporter for a Canadian group. :)
Top poster does not mean it's POSITIVE...check the content there Diana Dooright :rolleyes:

[niceones]

Well that tongue of yours has given me an even better idea! Thanks!
You would know with all them people touching your click :na

[Xanadu7]

LOL....we can be bitchy flirts together then.:knuddel:

(I know what it's like to quit smoking....it sucks. You can do it though!)

Really? Will you bitch slap me???

What's with color avatar babe? Your black and whites haunt my dreams ....

[jmsmith12345]

This thread is kinda like the Calgary Flames...completely irrelevant after Jerome Iginla left.

[Han Solo]

This thread is kinda like the Calgary Flames...completely irrelevant after Jerome Iginla left.
Last I checked Jarome was still on the Flames:sc

[jmsmith12345]

Last I checked Jarome was still on the Flames:sc

Are you talking about the Jackson Five?

[jmsmith12345]

Last I checked Jarome was still on the Flames:sc

you may be right, but come on...a Canadian Brotha voluntarily staying in Caribou country...something is rotten in Denmark my friend

[Momma]

Well, you got another Canadian here :wa:....it's good to know there are a couple of us around here...:ok

[Tiglet]

I did not even notice that.... I guess excitement got the better of me... hmmm now where to move it... Junk Drawer?, Fun Zone?.... hmmm decisions, decisions .

maybe to that other site would be best


You are both BRATS! You're just lucky us Canucks really know how much you love each and every one of us.....how could you not.

I think I have mentioned this before.....those of us on top are both in a better position and are having more fun! :ok

[Han Solo]

Just noticed the NEW Canadian "Social Group"..........boy THAT one oughta be a real page turner :rolleyes: I give it maybe a week to generate some SPITE posts on a mission to prove something to everyone else....after that it fades from the spotlight...............sorta like your country :ok

[jmsmith12345]

I blame NAFTA for all of this!

[DirtRacer9]

Just noticed the NEW Canadian "Social Group"..........boy THAT one oughta be a real page turner :rolleyes: I give it maybe a week to generate some SPITE posts on a mission to prove something to everyone else....after that it fades from the spotlight...............sorta like your country :ok

Thanks Han! If we ever need a group set-up on a DeathStar.....we know who to call.....!!!

Give Chewie my best......8-)

(I bet you are begging to be let in by the end of next week.....anyone else want to pick a date...???)

[jmsmith12345]

Thanks Han! If we ever need a group set-up on a DeathStar.....we know who to call.....!!!

Give Chewie my best......8-)

(I bet you are begging to be let in by the end of next week.....anyone else want to pick a date...???)

I pick July 4, 2105. We should have annexed Canada by then...for lumber and hunting purposes only. There is nothing like open Canadian season!

[Han Solo]

Thanks Han! If we ever need a group set-up on a DeathStar.....we know who to call.....!!!

Give Chewie my best......8-)

(I bet you are begging to be let in by the end of next week.....anyone else want to pick a date...???)


Not too worry, I'm going to go to Home Depot today and buy some paint so I can do something more exciting like watch paint dry ;)

[DirtRacer9]

Not too worry, I'm going to go to Home Depot today and buy some paint so I can do something more exciting like watch paint dry ;)

you really should go to Canadian Tire......then you get Canadian Tire money back....another perk of being a canuck.....

i'm not saying.......i'm just saying....:ok

[jmsmith12345]

you really should go to Canadian Tire......then you get Canadian Tire money back....another perk of being a canuck.....

i'm not saying.......i'm just saying....:ok

This post validates all anti-Canadian sentiment ever posted on this site...eh!

[Han Solo]

you really should go to Canadian Tire......then you get Canadian Tire money back....another perk of being a canuck.....

i'm not saying.......i'm just saying....:ok
:confused: Canadian Tire???.................is that the website I go to blog about how tired I am of Canadian people?? Canadiantire.com??

[DirtRacer9]

This post validates all anti-Canadian sentiment ever posted on this site...eh!

you want to validate all our parking for our Cdn group...?????

we do need someone to park cars as well......make sure you keep them all 60cm apart......

Thanks a bunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wa:

[jmsmith12345]

you want to validate all our parking for our Cdn group...?????

we do need someone to park cars as well......make sure you keep them all 60cm apart......

Thanks a bunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wa:

Sure, I will make sure the short buses are parked right next to the Moose and Caribou...but please only tip in American Dollars.

[Han Solo]

Sure, I will make sure the short buses are parked right next to the Moose and Caribou...but please only tip in American Dollars.
Short bus!! :D

[DirtRacer9]

Short bus!! :D

Notice how it takes two of you to take me on.....must be the exchange rate.......???:sc

When you two are ready to defect, let me know....we can pick you up at the border in our "short bus"...........NOT....!!!! lol

i gotta go now....apparently one of our caribou were :hp: by the parking attendant.....know anything about that jm....???? The caribou wants to know if you are going to call tomorrow...??? :D

[Han Solo]

Notice how it takes two of you to take me on.....must be the exchange rate.......???:sc

When you two are ready to defect, let me know....we can pick you up at the border in our "short bus"...........NOT....!!!! lol

i gotta go now....apparently one of our caribou were :hp: by the parking attendant.....know anything about that jm....???? The caribou wants to know if you are going to call tomorrow...??? :D
LOL....well if it wasn't for the two of us there wouldn't be any action in here......you can't seriously be relying on Canadians for the enterntainment value here can you?? :sc

C'mon.....you shouldn't be in here...shouldn't you be busy fondling yourself while thinking about the NHL draft tonight?? :ok

[DirtRacer9]

LOL....well if it wasn't for the two of us there wouldn't be any action in here......you can't seriously be relying on Canadians for the enterntainment value here can you?? :sc

C'mon.....you shouldn't be in here...shouldn't you be busy fondling yourself while thinking about the NHL draft tonight?? :ok

LMAO....for sure but all the hot Canadian chicks will be doing the fondling...they are VERY entertaining....!!!!! Trust me!!!

Take off eh!!! :ok

[Han Solo]

LMAO....for sure but all the hot Canadian chicks will be doing the fondling...they are VERY entertaining....!!!!! Trust me!!!

Take off eh!!! :ok
Reminds me that maybe we oughta revive that hockey thread again :sc

[jmsmith12345]

Notice how it takes two of you to take me on.....must be the exchange rate.......???:sc

When you two are ready to defect, let me know....we can pick you up at the border in our "short bus"...........NOT....!!!! lol

i gotta go now....apparently one of our caribou were :hp: by the parking attendant.....know anything about that jm....???? The caribou wants to know if you are going to call tomorrow...??? :D

Apparently, basic math is not a prerequisite to be Canadian. Would your little smilie require more than one Caribou? :sc

[DirtRacer9]

Apparently, basic math is not a prerequisite to be Canadian. Would your little smilie require more than one Caribou? :sc

...they don't have a caribou "smilie".....yet......let me work on that.....

[Han Solo]

...they don't have a caribou "smilie".....yet......let me work on that.....
OK Dirt...I need to make a final judgement on you..........so which is it?? Leafs, Canucks or a frustrated Nordiques fan?? :sc

[jmsmith12345]

Given that he has been chatting with two men more than anybody else, I am going with a Flames fan.

[DirtRacer9]

OK Dirt...I need to make a final judgement on you..........so which is it?? Leafs, Canucks or a frustrated Nordiques fan?? :sc

Close......

Winnipeg Jets baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DirtRacer9]

OK Dirt...I need to make a final judgement on you..........so which is it?? Leafs, Canucks or a frustrated Nordiques fan?? :sc

Close......

Winnipeg Jets baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Screw Hamilton.....bring the Coyotes back to Winnipeg....!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooohooooooooooo!!!!

[Han Solo]

Given that he has been chatting with two men more than anybody else, I am going with a Flames fan.
:lmao

[DirtRacer9]

Given that he has been chatting with two men more than anybody else, I am going with a Flames fan.

Is that what you two are.....???? Ooooops!!!:sry

Sorry, from the way your panties were all in a knot....i thought youz two were something else.....oh well!!!

[Han Solo]

Close......

Winnipeg Jets baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Screw Hamilton.....bring the Coyotes back to Winnipeg....!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooohooooooooooo!!!!
LMAO....Holy Hell I almost forgot about the Jets!! Well if it helps the Coyotes suck too so you dont' have to feel too bad!!

Who are you rooting for these days then??

[jmsmith12345]

Is that what you two are.....???? Ooooops!!!:sry

Sorry, from the way your panties were all in a knot....i thought youz two were something else.....oh well!!!

Ahhhh...Canadian humor...almost as bad as their bacon. :ok

[DirtRacer9]

LMAO....Holy Hell I almost forgot about the Jets!! Well if it helps the Coyotes suck too so you dont' have to feel too bad!!

Who are you rooting for these days then??

i cheer against Toronto just to piss off my mothe-in-law....!!!!

...or any team with a Staal....

[Han Solo]

i cheer against Toronto just to piss off my mothe-in-law....!!!!

...or any team with a Staal....
So you have no vested interest in the draft weekend or the pending Free Agent period??.........well aren't you a sad excuse for a Canadian :ok

[jmsmith12345]

So you have no vested interest in the draft weekend or the pending Free Agent period??.........well aren't you a sad excuse for a Canadian :ok

The oxymoron thread is somewhere around here :D

[Han Solo]

The oxymoron thread is somewhere around here :D
Is it just me or does the phrase "Like Shootin Fish in a Barrell" leap to mind when you come in this thread??:sc

[jmsmith12345]

Is it just me or does the phrase "Like Shootin Fish in a Barrell" leap to mind when you come in this thread??:sc

shooting fish is far more difficult

[Han Solo]

shooting fish is far more difficult
Rumor has it they smell better too :ok

[jmsmith12345]

Rumor has it they smell better too :ok

thank god Canada is cold most of the time...could you image the way they would smell on one our lovely mid July scorchers?

[DirtRacer9]

The oxymoron thread is somewhere around here :D


I don't do drugs......lmao

[DirtRacer9]

Is it just me or does the phrase "Like Shootin Fish in a Barrell" leap to mind when you come in this thread??:sc

ROFLMAO....!!!!

[jmsmith12345]

I don't do drugs......lmao

If you were American, that still would have missed funny by :hug: <--- that much.

[Han Solo]

Hey Sweet....that group has 7 members and a grand total of 14 posts.....yes, 14..count em' FOURTEEN posts........................................that' s like what?? 2 whole thoughts per person in a week?? WOW!!! :rolleyes:


:D

[Tiglet]

My Stompin' Grounds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flUlEaZJV4g&feature=related

[Tiglet]

Hmmm, your calculations are incorrect sir....I've only had 1 1/2 thoughts this week so far......SO THERE! :D

[Han Solo]

Hmmm, your calculations are incorrect sir....I've only had 1 1/2 thoughts this week so far......SO THERE! :D
That's probably the best comeback from a Canadian that I've heard yet in this thread..................Yeah, Sad..I know :sg

[DirtRacer9]

That's probably the best comeback from a Canadian that I've heard yet in this thread..................Yeah, Sad..I know :sg

don't you have a princess to save somewhere or something....??? and pick that wookie hair out of your teeth.....lol

[DirtRacer9]

Good Morning Fellow Canucks!!!

Make sure you get signed up for our Canadian group on mfc....!!!! Especially before the big birthday coming up...!!!!

Drop me a message or reply back to this thread.....!!

(oh, and to jm and Han.....TAKE OFF EH..!!!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[jmsmith12345]

Good Morning Fellow Canucks!!!

Make sure you get signed up for our Canadian group on mfc....!!!! Especially before the big birthday coming up...!!!!

Drop me a message or reply back to this thread.....!!

(oh, and to jm and Han.....TAKE OFF EH..!!!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Is that some form of Canadian foreplay?

[Han Solo]

Good Morning Fellow Canucks!!!

Make sure you get signed up for our Canadian group on mfc....!!!! Especially before the big birthday coming up...!!!!

Drop me a message or reply back to this thread.....!!

(oh, and to jm and Han.....TAKE OFF EH..!!!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Sorry...still only 7 of them signed up.........well, actually 6 and YOU......maybe it's that Ultra-Man looking avatar that's scaring them away?? :sc

[DirtRacer9]

Is that some form of Canadian foreplay?


u know what foreplay is....???? i am impressed....did you read that in a book somewhere....???? lol

[jmsmith12345]

u know what foreplay is....???? i am impressed....did you read that in a book somewhere....???? lol

and here I thought you were going to make a golfing joke...man you Canadians are slow to warm up...need a snickers and an espresso?

[DirtRacer9]

Sorry...still only 7 of them signed up.........well, actually 6 and YOU......maybe it's that Ultra-Man looking avatar that's scaring them away?? :sc


i thought you would like Ultra-Man......did it just for you...!!!!


...but the 6 i do have signed up are HOT....!!!!!!!!!!! so they actually count more like 40-50.........kinda pissed you didn't think of this, aren't you.....lol

[jmsmith12345]

i thought you would like Ultra-Man......did it just for you...!!!!


...but the 6 i do have signed up are HOT....!!!!!!!!!!! so they actually count more like 40-50.........kinda pissed you didn't think of this, aren't you.....lol


gotta love that Canadian math...40 or 50 canadian women to = 6 hot American women...not quite accurate, but it will have to do for now...the real ratio is more like 10:1

[DirtRacer9]

gotta love that Canadian math...40 or 50 canadian women to = 6 hot American women...not quite accurate, but it will have to do for now...the real ratio is more like 10:1

you actually have that backwards.....did you even READ the title of the group....???? maybe Canadian is too big a word for u......i will try to talk in smaller words from now on.....

[Han Solo]

i thought you would like Ultra-Man......did it just for you...!!!!


...but the 6 i do have signed up are HOT....!!!!!!!!!!! so they actually count more like 40-50.........kinda pissed you didn't think of this, aren't you.....lol
Oh, I LOVE the Ultra-Man.........however, I'm thinking that I wasn't the type that you were trying to attract there :sc

The only thing I regret is not being able to laugh at what GENIUS is being bestowed in those 18 posts :D

[Shawn_N_Sandiego]

The only thing I regret is not being able to laugh at what GENIUS is being bestowed in those 18 posts :D

Well he has 10 out of those 18 .... just sayin:ok

[jmsmith12345]

you actually have that backwards.....did you even READ the title of the group....???? maybe Canadian is too big a word for u......i will try to talk in smaller words from now on.....

I applaud your commendable benevolence. Really you Canadians aren't all bad...after all, I still like Jeopardy.

[jmsmith12345]

Well he has 10 out of those 18 .... just sayin:ok

The other 8 must be "No, I will not have sex with you" from those "hot" Canadian ladies

[Han Solo]

Well he has 10 out of those 18 .... just sayin:ok
I'm assuming they all say........."Don't listen to those other guys, we're awesome aren't we??............eh!"

[DirtRacer9]

The other 8 must be "No, I will not have sex with you" from those "hot" Canadian ladies


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[niceones]

:nu
I'm assuming they all say........."Don't listen to those other guys, we're awesome aren't we??............eh!"

[DirtRacer9]

:nu

not only are young Canadian women drop dead beautiful......they can also kick your ass....!!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta luv it......eh????!!!!