SRS - Symptoms?

[Boxxo]

Guys how do you know when you are suffering from SRS ?

For those of you who are not in the know....SRS= Sperm Retention Syndrome

[my2847]

When ur nutz turn blue and it takes nothing to get you hard?

[blu]

so maybe thats why my ears are ringing

[jmsmith12345]

My lovely wife has SRS and loves it...I think she is 3/4 full right now and waiting to be topped off.

[redcat]

SRS = Male PMS?

[blu]

P oor Men Sexless?

[Ally]

Can I ask a question?

Aren't men ALWAYS in a state of SRS? I mean...if you don't retain it...it would be all over the place....ewwww.

(okay seriously....is this for real? Is SRS an actual syndrome?)

[OGP]

Can I ask a question?

Aren't men ALWAYS in a state of SRS? I mean...if you don't retain it...it would be all over the place....ewwww.

(okay seriously....is this for real? Is SRS an actual syndrome?)


But, we can only retain so much before it gets... painful. Think of that bloated feeling... only slightly lower.

[blu]

Can I ask a question?

Aren't men ALWAYS in a state of SRS? I mean...if you don't retain it...it would be all over the place....ewwww.

(okay seriously....is this for real? Is SRS an actual syndrome?)
i never pictured you for being anti seameninsh ally,lol

[Charmed]

Hahahahah It's not like you can't take care of that..... I mean seriously you have a hand. USE IT!

[blu]

Hahahahah It's not like you can't take care of that..... I mean seriously you have a hand. USE IT!
lol, so behind every successfully released man is a woman that says, see i told you that you could do it yourself

[OGP]

Gives new meaning to the term HANDyman

[Charmed]

Gives new meaning to the term HANDyman

We all have to be HANDY from time to time :ok

[Yankee]

We all have to be HANDY from time to time :ok

Can someone lend me a hand?

[Charmed]

Can someone lend me a hand?

LOL That reminds me of a really bad topic I had with Van and his friends...

Look up "Dutch Rudder" :lmao

[Yankee]

LOL That reminds me of a really bad topic I had with Van and his friends...

Look up "Dutch Rudder" :lmao

Ain't no Duthman steerin' the boat baby . . . I got a star to sail him by.

[Boxxo]

Ahhh yes....I know when my SRS is getting out of control when:

1) I give our Mail Lady a little extra long " Hey Therrrrrrrrree " in the mornings
2) I actually slow down when I drive by the "Guess Jeans" billboard by my house on the way to the office, and ponder what it would be like to make love to that 15 ft goddess !!
3) I log on to Married & Flirting 3 times in one day....

[Tndream]

If you retain it...it will come out...
err... well you get the idea.

there are toys and pumps that will help you...

[redcat]

Ahhh yes....I know when my SRS is getting out of control when:

1) I give our Mail Lady a little extra long " Hey Therrrrrrrrree " in the mornings
2) I actually slow down when I drive by the "Guess Jeans" billboard by my house on the way to the office, and ponder what it would be like to make love to that 15 ft goddess !!
3) I log on to Married & Flirting 3 times in one day....



But, that's normal, isn't it?

[Yankee]

Ahhh yes....I know when my SRS is getting out of control when:

1) I give our Mail Lady a little extra long " Hey Therrrrrrrrree " in the mornings
2) I actually slow down when I drive by the "Guess Jeans" billboard by my house on the way to the office, and ponder what it would be like to make love to that 15 ft goddess !!
3) I log on to Married & Flirting 3 times in one day....

THREE times is a sign . . . wayel sheeeeeit . . . glad I don't have a mail lady.

[Boxxo]

But, that's normal, isn't it?


Seems to be so far.....:nopity

[my2847]

All this talk of doing it yourself reminds me, I will BRB....

[my2847]

Maybe someone would assist, or at least watch... Maybe do it together??? LOL To early in the morning for this..

[Boxxo]

I really know I am suffering from SRS when the traffic girl on the radio turns me on....

[Musing64]

Ahhh yes....I know when my SRS is getting out of control when:

1) I give our Mail Lady a little extra long " Hey Therrrrrrrrree " in the mornings
2) I actually slow down when I drive by the "Guess Jeans" billboard by my house on the way to the office, and ponder what it would be like to make love to that 15 ft goddess !!
3) I log on to Married & Flirting 3 times in one day....

If that's all your balls are only light blue...LMAO!

[neil48]

idk about this but would figure if you cant blow a load then srs is happening, easy to figure I,d say