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Sometimes you just have to do it!
So give yourself a pep talk ... yell at yourself .. or yell that profanity when you stubb your toe here!
Log off ... Log off ... Log off ... Log off ... Log off ... LOG OFF!!!! You got work to do Jelly!
SAPPHIRE
07-31-2009, 03:29 PM
Good things come to those who wait ... So keep waiting ... You're almost there *sigh* that was my pep talk for the day to myself .. Thanks Jelly ;)
No really ... log the eff off!!
(and apparently I'm going to talk to myself by myself in this thread lol)
BTW ... your ass looks HOT in those jeans today Jelly! :ok
SAPPHIRE
07-31-2009, 03:34 PM
you should really listen to what Jelly is telling herself and get the hell off too ... Go do what you have to do today instead of being on here!!!!
Should I go into chat? Should I not go...hmmm....I better go see who's in there first.
Umm....nope, I think I'll stick to the threads. :D
Ohhhh maybe you should go into chat too ... hmmm
Oooooohhhh....that would be fun if I went into chat with Jelly.
cyclops
07-31-2009, 03:36 PM
Get down boy!!
brian10501
07-31-2009, 03:37 PM
I can get enough posts in...I can get enough posts in...
to get my count up....
and still have a life..:pc
I can get enough posts in...I can get enough posts in...
to get my count up....
and still have a life..:pc
It's the "still have a life" part that you may have a problem with if you have a posting goal...lol
neil48
07-31-2009, 03:41 PM
its a great way to say what we want to hear.........I hear.
brian10501
07-31-2009, 03:42 PM
It's the "still have a life" part that you may have a problem with if you have a posting goal...lol
but...but....
"I want it all...and I want it now...":cry:
It'll get better, it'll get better........now where are those damn shoes so I can click my heels together, frickin' worked for Dorothy!!
jmsmith12345
07-31-2009, 03:56 PM
How are you today Mr. Smith?
Quite well JM.
Really, I thought you were having a bad day.
Not until you mentioned it you asshole.
No need for names JM.
Fuck you Smitty!!!
JM, now act a bit more your age.
Look, you big pussy, don't make me whip your stupid ass in front of everyone.
Settle down JM, settle down...I have your Vodka and Prozac right here.
Smitty, now I know why I love us so...thank us for being so special. :sng
How are you today Mr. Smith?
Quite well JM.
Really, I thought you were having a bad day.
Not until you mentioned it you asshole.
No need for names JM.
Fuck you Smitty!!!
JM, now act a bit more your age.
Look, you big pussy, don't make me whip your stupid ass in front of everyone.
Settle down JM, settle down...I have your Vodka and Prozac right here.
Smitty, now I know why I love us so...thank us for being so special. :sng
Run with JM's Vodka when he's not looking ... but leave him the Prozac. He needs it a little more than you do today
jmsmith12345
07-31-2009, 04:00 PM
Run with JM's Vodka when he's not looking ... but leave him the Prozac. He needs it a little more than you do today
We thank you very much. :ok
neil48
07-31-2009, 04:02 PM
Umm....nope, I think I'll stick to the threads. :D
LMAO......awwwwww, I,ll be there in a while.
We thank you very much. :ok
You're welcome .. always looking out for my friends ... besides I prefer something stronger
it will work out eventually, be patient
neil48
07-31-2009, 04:09 PM
You're welcome .. always looking out for my friends ... besides I prefer something stronger
ummmm, now Jelly, they do make 90 and 100 proof vodka,....ya know ?........not that I have ever had some of that "devil water"............I,m thirsty!
ummmm, now Jelly, they do make 90 and 100 proof vodka,....ya know ?........not that I have ever had some of that "devil water"............I,m thirsty!
:dl It's 5:00 somewhere right?
leggy4
07-31-2009, 04:12 PM
Leggs don't worry so much.... Your butt looks just fine today and oh yea great hair day too:)
neil48
07-31-2009, 04:15 PM
That first drink tasted pretty good, think the next one could use a wee bit more vodka.
leggy4
07-31-2009, 04:18 PM
Neil lets go bar hopping!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone told you it's rum o'clock. Get the hell off work
It will get better someday.... Just hold on.... breath deep..... it will be better someday
hmmm wonder who's in chat now
OnceAKing
08-01-2009, 12:55 AM
Get down boy!!
Hmmmm, that dogmod humping ya again, Cy?
oscarlaveester
08-01-2009, 04:22 AM
yep,but never listen to myself.consider myself stupid anyways.lol
MunkyBrain
08-01-2009, 05:02 AM
Sometimes you just have to do it!
So give yourself a pep talk ... yell at yourself .. or yell that profanity when you stubb your toe here!
Been there, done that: http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1607634&postcount=71
Thanks for this thread Jelly! That damn Fav was tellin' me I was all mental and shit..started to wonder if maybe she was right.
But now I know I'm not alone--either one of me! COOL!!! :D
countrygent07
08-01-2009, 07:46 AM
Looks like rain today, no pasture maintenance. Dang, nothing to do but sit around and read or watch DVDs. My, but life sucks sometimes.
stellabelle
08-01-2009, 07:49 AM
Always good to be home. May actually be a pretty nice day. Think I really need some new shoes.
daisyduck
08-01-2009, 08:30 AM
is going to have a good saturday even if it kills me!!
is going to have a good saturday even if it kills me!!
I usually find I have a better weekend when self killing isn't involved. But hey, that's just me :whee:
stellabelle
08-01-2009, 08:49 AM
Should probably see what all the noise is about.
FINE....the stomach's growling....it's time to log off and make some breakfast.
yes blu, you can get all on that list done, just dont take potty breaks,lol
jenn315ifer
08-01-2009, 11:16 AM
I just can't......
acermale
08-01-2009, 11:18 AM
I gotta go home now. So hard to leave this site.
happygirl101
08-01-2009, 11:24 AM
Figure out what you want you damn fool and make a decision....its time!!!!!
Just do it as a wise marketing exec once said!!!!!! LOL
Been there, done that: http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1607634&postcount=71
Thanks for this thread Jelly! That damn Fav was tellin' me I was all mental and shit..started to wonder if maybe she was right.
But now I know I'm not alone--either one of me! COOL!!! :D
:lmao :lmao :lmao
SNORT!!!
That just made my day!!! hahaha .. thanks!
today is going to be a good stay in your jammies day .. that is until it's time to go to that party tonight!
I dont give a shit.
Not going to care anymore.
It is what it is.
happygirl101
08-01-2009, 01:20 PM
Christ Rex......
C'mere and let me give you that big ass hug you need!!!!
leggy4
08-01-2009, 04:48 PM
god finally some good weather geezzzzzzzzzz
mrh50
08-01-2009, 04:49 PM
NO NO NO:sry
neil48
08-01-2009, 04:49 PM
Neil, you have been working your ass off in the yard all day and tonight you have to work in the pits on a racecar..........do I really want to go to that race.........hmmmm.........damn......I have to.
Christ Rex......
C'mere and let me give you that big ass hug you need!!!!
Christ Rex??
How do you know my full name???
jenn315ifer
08-01-2009, 04:59 PM
Christ Rex??
How do you know my full name???
Thought it was Mr. Christ Rex....
Thought it was Mr. Christ Rex....
I meant it when I said
"I'll make you see GOD"
stellabelle
08-02-2009, 07:39 AM
Lol!!!
wan2b
08-02-2009, 12:52 PM
Your right.
Tempest
08-02-2009, 05:18 PM
Stop watching the clock. It's not going to make him get here any faster. Just stop thinking about him. Yeah right...
Frenchie_lady
08-02-2009, 07:13 PM
Stop trying to figure out what you did wrong, maybe you didn't (yeah right!)
Loves2Flirt
08-02-2009, 07:21 PM
Time to get off your ass and love yourself for who you are, girl! You're amazing and anyone would be lucky to love you!
He's a loser .. and doesn't deserve to ruin your day. Let him live in his own misery ... you don't have to anymore
Loves2Flirt
08-02-2009, 07:51 PM
He's a loser .. and doesn't deserve to ruin your day. Let him live in his own misery ... you don't have to anymore
No one deserves to make you feel that way, but I totally understand, and if he DOES make you feel like that about yourself, then he IS a loser! Sometimes I wonder why I even bother...that's why I'm here to flirt, not fall in love anymore. Thanks to all the men that have hurt me.
So much to do today ... Lets get to it!
leggy4
08-06-2009, 09:42 AM
HMMMM Leggs you hair looks FINE!!!!!!!! so many bad hair days so I have to praise myself:)
TBoyBob
08-06-2009, 10:17 AM
T: Morning B
B: Morning T
T: What's on the agenda?
B: Is "get bored" considered an agenda item?
T: Not sure.
B: I see. Well, that's probably what I'll do first.
T: Ok, you're such a loser.
B: I'm a loser??? Did you see yourself in the mirror this morning?
T: Ya, F'in handsome is what I saw?
TBB: Guys, Guys.....quit fighting, it's unbecoming of you...
B: Morning TBB.
T: Morning TBB.
TBB: Lets pull up our britches, turn on that devilish smile, turn up the tunes and get our sexy on!!
B: Oh, sounds like fun.
T: What should we listen to?
TBB: Already got that figured out T, I'm feelin' some old school, college days, roll down the windows and blast the woofers comin' on!!!
B: Nice TBB, you always know how to bring us back up..
T: Ya TBB, Glad you showed up today...let's get this party started!!!!!
T, B, TBB: YYYYAAAAAAAAA!!!! WHOOOHOOOOOO!!!!! Here We Go!!!!!!!!
Tempest
08-06-2009, 10:20 AM
T: Morning B
B: Morning T
T: What's on the agenda?
B: Is "get bored" considered an agenda item?
T: Not sure.
B: I see. Well, that's probably what I'll do first.
T: Ok, you're such a loser.
B: I'm a loser??? Did you see yourself in the mirror this morning?
T: Ya, F'in handsome is what I saw?
TBB: Guys, Guys.....quit fighting, it's unbecoming of you...
B: Morning TBB.
T: Morning TBB.
TBB: Lets pull up our britches, turn on that devilish smile, turn up the tunes and get our sexy on!!
B: Oh, sounds like fun.
T: What should we listen to?
TBB: Already got that figured out T, I'm feelin' some old school, college days, roll down the windows and blast the woofers comin' on!!!
B: Nice TBB, you always know how to bring us back up..
T: Ya TBB, Glad you showed up today...let's get this party started!!!!!
T, B, TBB: YYYYAAAAAAAAA!!!! WHOOOHOOOOOO!!!!! Here We Go!!!!!!!!
:lmao that was great, just great!
wan2b
08-06-2009, 01:10 PM
As I turn my computer on, I always ask will there be the same love and sensitivity that was shared yesterday in treads.
acermale
08-06-2009, 01:16 PM
Hmmmmm.....lunch time. What to do for lunch? Tacos? Arbys?
Frenchie_lady
08-06-2009, 01:16 PM
T: Morning B
B: Morning T
T: What's on the agenda?
B: Is "get bored" considered an agenda item?
T: Not sure.
B: I see. Well, that's probably what I'll do first.
T: Ok, you're such a loser.
B: I'm a loser??? Did you see yourself in the mirror this morning?
T: Ya, F'in handsome is what I saw?
TBB: Guys, Guys.....quit fighting, it's unbecoming of you...
B: Morning TBB.
T: Morning TBB.
TBB: Lets pull up our britches, turn on that devilish smile, turn up the tunes and get our sexy on!!
B: Oh, sounds like fun.
T: What should we listen to?
TBB: Already got that figured out T, I'm feelin' some old school, college days, roll down the windows and blast the woofers comin' on!!!
B: Nice TBB, you always know how to bring us back up..
T: Ya TBB, Glad you showed up today...let's get this party started!!!!!
T, B, TBB: YYYYAAAAAAAAA!!!! WHOOOHOOOOOO!!!!! Here We Go!!!!!!!!
Brava! Sincerely, well done!
On another note, you might want to meet a friend of mine, he's really nice and will listen to you for an hour every few days... I'm sure you'll feel much better after a while ;)
Sighman23
08-06-2009, 01:36 PM
I have full conversations with myself, not because I am crazy, but because I sit in an office alone for 7 hours a day. The phone only rings about 3 times a day during the summer so ya got to do something to pass the time.
The really bad part is that while talking to myself I still don't listen.
T: Morning B
B: Morning T
T: What's on the agenda?
B: Is "get bored" considered an agenda item?
T: Not sure.
B: I see. Well, that's probably what I'll do first.
T: Ok, you're such a loser.
B: I'm a loser??? Did you see yourself in the mirror this morning?
T: Ya, F'in handsome is what I saw?
TBB: Guys, Guys.....quit fighting, it's unbecoming of you...
B: Morning TBB.
T: Morning TBB.
TBB: Lets pull up our britches, turn on that devilish smile, turn up the tunes and get our sexy on!!
B: Oh, sounds like fun.
T: What should we listen to?
TBB: Already got that figured out T, I'm feelin' some old school, college days, roll down the windows and blast the woofers comin' on!!!
B: Nice TBB, you always know how to bring us back up..
T: Ya TBB, Glad you showed up today...let's get this party started!!!!!
T, B, TBB: YYYYAAAAAAAAA!!!! WHOOOHOOOOOO!!!!! Here We Go!!!!!!!!
Is there THREE voices there?? :lmao ... this is a whole new level of craziness
TBoyBob
08-06-2009, 02:04 PM
Is there THREE voices there?? :lmao ... this is a whole new level of craziness
Sweetie.....three is just the beginning.....
Sweetie.....three is just the beginning.....
This could get kinky ;)
TBoyBob
08-06-2009, 02:16 PM
Kinky? No, he's still sleeping up there somewhere, haven't heard from him yet today... :)
daisyduck
08-06-2009, 02:37 PM
self i need to get crazy!!! but not insane!
wan2b
08-06-2009, 03:16 PM
Sometimes you just have to do it!
So give yourself a pep talk ... yell at yourself .. or yell that profanity when you stubb your toe here!
Hi - When I do I never lose an argument.
Frenchie_lady
08-06-2009, 04:17 PM
Stop worrying... he made his bed, let him lie in it!!!!
TBoyBob
08-06-2009, 04:20 PM
Stop worrying... he made his bed, let him lie in it!!!!
Lucky woman if he's making his own bed!!!!! 'wink'
Thinkin' of you.....and don't worry love....everything works out the way it's planned!!
Yes Jelly .. you dare log off .. sure you'll probably come back to some horrible avatar again ... but you don't need to look good with the game you've got!
TBoyBob
08-06-2009, 04:28 PM
Yes Jelly .. you dare log off .. sure you'll probably come back to some horrible avatar again ... but you don't need to look good with the game you've got!
LMFAO!! Perhaps, Perhaps....But I don't think anyone's gonna let you touch them with that face!!! That's definitely a DOUBLE BAGGER!!!!!!!
Loves2Flirt
08-06-2009, 04:35 PM
You know, Loves....sometimes it's ok to just step back and stop fighting for something that's not gonna happen. Just let it go...something better will come along.
Tndream
08-06-2009, 04:46 PM
Tinny,
It does you no good to lie in bed and cry yourself to sleep over him,
he is better off without you, so just let it go already!
........I wonder if that comet will hit my side of the planet?
crushes ARE stupid .. unless you are talking about Orange Crush ... hmmmmmmm that sounds good right now (with some rum in it :D )
dreamangel
08-28-2009, 07:40 AM
Stop being so gullible and see him for who he really is....a LIAR.
Sneaky
11-17-2009, 01:50 PM
Log off & get some work done dumb ass!
jmsmith12345
11-17-2009, 01:56 PM
we talk to ourselves quite a bit especially when we forget our medication
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