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my2847
08-10-2009, 10:42 AM
Ladies,

I myself and know that I am definately not alone and most of you have figured out, I love ladies panties...
I love the silky feel, and knowing that they touch your most intimate places is such a turn on.

I would like to know if some of you realize that some men love to jerk off with your panties, or even in or on them?

Did you know that?
Does it excite you?
Does it turn you off?

jmsmith12345
08-10-2009, 10:44 AM
This feels like another JiffyPop moment.

Shawn
08-10-2009, 10:45 AM
Ladies,

I myself and know that I am definately not alone and most of you have fiured out, I love ladies panties...
I love the silky feel, and knowing that they touch your most intimate places is such a turn on.

I would like to know if some of you realize that some men love to jerk off with your panties, or even in or on them?

Did you know that?
Does it excite you?
Does it turn you off?

"Some" ....Just sayin ..... but looking forward to eatin the popcorn.

my2847
08-10-2009, 10:46 AM
"Some" ....Just sayin ..... but looking forward to eatin the popcorn.

Should I change that to most or a few???

Shawn
08-10-2009, 10:49 AM
Should I change that to most or a few???

I am not up to date on what percentage of fellas dig it... I think "some" is adequate.:ok

jmsmith12345
08-10-2009, 10:51 AM
I am confused...are we talking some men or some panties...I mean the granny panties kinda kill any mood for a little spunk action

Cy
08-10-2009, 10:52 AM
Wtf??

Shawn
08-10-2009, 10:52 AM
Wtf??

3 little letters have never made me laugh more

my2847
08-10-2009, 10:56 AM
Wow not that confusing people. Take some of her sexy ones, wrap them around your member and shoot off a few rounds. Or lay them on the bed and shoot off a few rounds into the crotch of them... Please, should I draw a picture.

jmsmith12345
08-10-2009, 10:58 AM
Wow not that confusing people. Take some of her sexy ones, wrap them around your member and shoot off a few rounds. Or lay them on the bed and shoot off a few rounds into the crotch of them... Please, should I draw a picture.

Please...no pictures...the mental image is burning my cyber retinas already

my2847
08-10-2009, 11:00 AM
Good thing all you men cut off your peckers and became LADIES........
There are those of us... Are you DONE NOW !!!!!:thr

Shawn
08-10-2009, 11:03 AM
Wow not that confusing people. Take some of her sexy ones, wrap them around your member and shoot off a few rounds. Or lay them on the bed and shoot off a few rounds into the crotch of them... Please, should I draw a picture.

Oh no.. I totally "get" it, but there are several "Deal Killers" for me:

#1 Being caught with said undies could ruin my career

#2 IF I did ever "shoot" said "wad" into her non-abrasive "good" panties she would use them to choke me in my sleep

#3 So that only leaves the ragged cotton ones and I would have to explain the Granny-Pantie road rash to my girlfriend or doctor... not sure which would be worse.

bryan3636
08-10-2009, 11:03 AM
Ouch...peckerless Shawn, JM, & Cy....guess your panty shooting days are over!

Shawn
08-10-2009, 11:04 AM
Ouch...peckerless Shawn, JM, & Cy....guess your panty shooting days are over!

I always kinda thought I could be lesbian anyways:ok

TBoyBob
08-10-2009, 11:04 AM
I've yet to see a woman's response.....lmao...

jmsmith12345
08-10-2009, 11:05 AM
Good thing all you men cut off your peckers and became LADIES........
There are those of us... Are you DONE NOW !!!!!:thr

At least I can finally stop hearing her bitch about pee on the toilet seat

my2847
08-10-2009, 11:05 AM
I apparently have seen a few....

happygirl101
08-10-2009, 11:07 AM
Ladies,

I myself and know that I am definately not alone and most of you have figured out, I love ladies panties...
I love the silky feel, and knowing that they touch your most intimate places is such a turn on.

I would like to know if some of you realize that some men love to jerk off with your panties, or even in or on them?

Did you know that?
Does it excite you?
Does it turn you off?



Kind of bugs me cuz he doesn't care if they are on me or off so....

I would be pissed but I didnt know men like that!!!!

jmsmith12345
08-10-2009, 11:09 AM
Is it inappropriate to give red points in a "spunk the panties" thread?

my2847
08-10-2009, 11:10 AM
As obviously listed above, NOT ALL OF US, aparently not many... if you count what we see here. But hey, whatever... They're hers, thats all that matters to me...

happygirl101
08-10-2009, 11:11 AM
JM

Hmmm wonder who he wants to give red points to!!!!

jmsmith12345
08-10-2009, 11:12 AM
JM

Hmmm wonder who he wants to give red points to!!!!

it was a random musing

happygirl101
08-10-2009, 11:45 AM
it was a random musing

So it was!!!!

Down to Zero
08-10-2009, 12:04 PM
"Some" ....Just sayin ..... but looking forward to eatin the popcorn.

Ditto .. sign me up

Down to Zero
08-10-2009, 12:05 PM
On a side note My you have some interesting likes ..

SAPPHIRE
08-10-2009, 12:09 PM
Do you know how much nice panties from Victoria's Secret or Frederick's cost??? ... If I found out my husband was jerking off on my panties when I was not around I'd wrap them around his neck .. LoL


I can think of plenty of things that turn me on but the jerking on the panties isn't one of them

Down to Zero
08-10-2009, 12:14 PM
I like to use them as slingshots..

Tempest
08-10-2009, 01:16 PM
Ok, never thought about it before. But I think it's a turn on. My man being so turned on by me that even though I can't be there, he wants something that has touched me intimately to be wrapped around him while he gets off? Sure, go for it. Then tell me how much you liked it. I'd even buy special panties just for the occasion if he wanted me too.

gdg
08-10-2009, 01:19 PM
And here I thought they used tube socks!!:sc

Curiousoneonly
08-10-2009, 01:28 PM
And here I thought they used tube socks!!:sc

Me too. :lmao

Down to Zero
08-10-2009, 02:19 PM
And here I thought they used tube socks!!:sc

Clearly a myth.

Me
08-10-2009, 02:44 PM
WTF is going on around here?? Shoot it ON my panties?? Ummmm ... .where's my baseball bat? :nu Doesn't it sound a bit stalker-ish?


Damn .. this place is getting stranger and stranger. And I mean this in the nicest way possible

Down to Zero
08-10-2009, 03:11 PM
WTF is going on around here?? Shoot it ON my panties?? Ummmm ... .where's my baseball bat? :nu Doesn't it sound a bit stalker-ish?


Damn .. this place is getting stranger and stranger. And I mean this in the nicest way possible


Don't fault the guy for trying to put a little Jelly on your buns.

TBoyBob
08-10-2009, 03:26 PM
WTF is going on around here?? Shoot it ON my panties?? Ummmm ... .where's my baseball bat? :nu Doesn't it sound a bit stalker-ish?


Damn .. this place is getting stranger and stranger. And I mean this in the nicest way possible


I'll be happy to get rid of your panties and shoot it in you, my sweet!! or on you, or around you, or over you....whatever you prefer that's not stalkerish...... lmao. :blowjob:

JumpingJack
08-10-2009, 03:27 PM
Well, at least i have been entertained today by reading this crazy thread.

Shawn
08-10-2009, 03:36 PM
I'll be happy to get rid of your panties and shoot it in you, my sweet!! or on you, or around you, or over you....whatever you prefer that's not stalkerish...... lmao. :blowjob:

Thanks for THAT visual

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w16/catspjamas-album/Dukes.jpg

TBoyBob
08-10-2009, 03:39 PM
Thanks for THAT visual

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w16/catspjamas-album/Dukes.jpg


No prob..... It was either go with that or "Awe, Jelly's just jealous cause no one will shoot in her panties..."

But I chose the more descriptive path....

Cy
08-10-2009, 03:44 PM
I'm still trying to work out what to vote for here :sc

JumpingJack
08-10-2009, 03:46 PM
It is hard to decide, isn't it??

Cy
08-10-2009, 03:56 PM
Yes it is

Me
08-10-2009, 04:42 PM
No prob..... It was either go with that or "Awe, Jelly's just jealous cause no one will shoot in her panties..."

But I chose the more descriptive path....

Pffffft ... Whatev! You KNOW if I asked .. you all would shoot it in my panties. But do not ... I repeat DO NOT .. let me find any of you in my bedroom shooting your load in my empty panties :yks

Charmed
08-10-2009, 04:46 PM
haahahahahahah SnOrT! hahahahahahaa

Me
08-10-2009, 04:52 PM
haahahahahahah SnOrT! hahahahahahaa

I KNOW! Right? :lmao

Charmed
08-10-2009, 04:53 PM
OK I CAN'T help myself....

GO ahead and give me red rep now......

But you are a freak! Your threads are so far out there I can't help but to laugh.

Seriously, you are gonna jack yourself so much your dick will be lost when you finally get a woman......

Charmed
08-10-2009, 04:55 PM
I KNOW! Right? :lmao

OMG I swear I about spit my soda pop all over...

SERIOUSLY! OMG! He already gave me red reps for one of my posts about his camel toe thread :lmao

So WTF? No wonder he is jerking all the time..... Good lord, if he fucks like he posts he will never get laid....

JumpingJack
08-10-2009, 04:58 PM
Did someone mention popcorn??

Charmed
08-10-2009, 04:59 PM
Did someone mention popcorn??


Do ya have some butta you wanna spray on it? :yks

JumpingJack
08-10-2009, 05:01 PM
Do ya have some butta you wanna spray on it? :yks
only if we can put the popcorn on your panties for me to aim my "butta" at.

Cy
08-10-2009, 05:02 PM
That would be salted popcorn then right? :sc

Charmed
08-10-2009, 05:03 PM
only if we can put the popcorn on your panties for me to aim my "butta" at.

GOT SALT?

gdg
08-10-2009, 05:03 PM
Do ya have some butta you wanna spray on it? :yks

:vs:maybe dip some panties in it!!!

JumpingJack
08-10-2009, 05:04 PM
LOL, i hope you don't get red rep points, i've been waiting all day for you to give yoru thoughts on this post, lol!!

Cy
08-10-2009, 05:07 PM
Popcorn Pocket Pussy
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/popcorn/img/popcorn_01.jpg
To make this movie masturbator, you need: one cardboard popcorn bucket, an empty tube from a roll of toilet paper or paper towels, a latex glove, duct tape, a marker, scissors and an exacto knife.
Draw a circle
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/popcorn/img/popcorn_02.jpg
First empty the popcorn bucket. Position the toilet paper tube about two thirds of the way down the side, and trace around the outside of the tube with the marker. You can also position the hole on the bottom of the bucket, depending on the angle of your erection (http://www.magicbluepill.com/personal.shtml).
Cut the hole
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/popcorn/img/popcorn_03.jpg
Draw a small circle in the middle of the outline, and mark the circle into several wedge-shaped sections. Cut out the small inner circle with the exacto knife, then cut the inside lines from the middle to the outer edge of the large circle.
Insert the tube
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/popcorn/img/popcorn_07.jpg
Fold the triangular tabs inward. Insert the toilet paper tube into this hole in the side of the bucket.
Insert the latex glove
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/popcorn/img/popcorn_08.jpg
Insert the latex glove, fingers first, into the toilet paper tube and pull the fingers through the end. Fit the opening of the glove around the outside of the tube.
Pull the glove through the holehttp://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/popcorn/img/popcorn_10.jpg
Using your thumb or fingernail, press the edge of the latex glove into the space between the toilet paper tube and the cut and folded edge of the hole in the bucket. Hold the toilet paper tube in place and pull the edge of the latex glove past the tabs and into the inside of the bucket.
Secure with duct tape
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/popcorn/img/popcorn_11.jpg
Stabilize the tube with vertical strips of duct tape. Make sure the tape covers the tabs and the edge of the glove, and overlap the strips of tape as you go around the tube. Wrap it all with one long piece of duct tape around the tube.
Don't forget the lube!
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/popcorn/img/popcorn_13.jpg

Refill the bucket with popcorn to conceal your secret pocket pussy. Bring along some tissues and individual packets of lube. Then sit back and enjoy the show!
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/popcorn/img/popcorn_15.jpg

Charmed
08-10-2009, 05:07 PM
LOL, i hope you don't get red rep points, i've been waiting all day for you to give yoru thoughts on this post, lol!!


Thank you,

It's OK.... When I get one red I usually get 4 or 5 Green :ok

my2847
08-10-2009, 05:07 PM
OMG I swear I about spit my soda pop all over...

SERIOUSLY! OMG! He already gave me red reps for one of my posts about his camel toe thread :lmao

So WTF? No wonder he is jerking all the time..... Good lord, if he fucks like he posts he will never get laid....

I never said that I was the average bear....

I am not the type to :yks at the first nasty chick joggin' past me with her titties a bouncin all over... NASTY !!!

Now give me a pair of hip huggin pants or sexy bikini or some boyshorts... and I am there.

I just enjoy different things... Not every gurl wants a man up her butt but there are those that would prefer them in that canal everytime...EWW!!
That said, I am adult enough to know what I like and what I do not... Just glad that I don't hold it all in... Thats why I have been posting because everything that I had held in for so long, I am just letting out.
I am actually a BIG ROMANTIC at heart... all about sweet things, her feelings matter more than mine, and she has to be happy...

BUT FOR ME, I am just at a point where a few kinky things that I like, I would hope to get a bit of attention is all... So forgive me for being so honest.

BTW, its not that I am taking a pair of undies over the real thing, just that there are times when it would be impossible to be together... and that just comes to mind for me...

Charmed
08-10-2009, 05:08 PM
Only You Cy!....... You crack me up :lmao2


Popcorn Pocket Pussy
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/popcorn/img/popcorn_01.jpg
To make this movie masturbator, you need: one cardboard popcorn bucket, an empty tube from a roll of toilet paper or paper towels, a latex glove, duct tape, a marker, scissors and an exacto knife.
Draw a circle
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/popcorn/img/popcorn_02.jpg
First empty the popcorn bucket. Position the toilet paper tube about two thirds of the way down the side, and trace around the outside of the tube with the marker. You can also position the hole on the bottom of the bucket, depending on the angle of your erection (http://www.magicbluepill.com/personal.shtml).
Cut the hole
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/popcorn/img/popcorn_03.jpg
Draw a small circle in the middle of the outline, and mark the circle into several wedge-shaped sections. Cut out the small inner circle with the exacto knife, then cut the inside lines from the middle to the outer edge of the large circle.
Insert the tube
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/popcorn/img/popcorn_07.jpg
Fold the triangular tabs inward. Insert the toilet paper tube into this hole in the side of the bucket.
Insert the latex glove
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/popcorn/img/popcorn_08.jpg
Insert the latex glove, fingers first, into the toilet paper tube and pull the fingers through the end. Fit the opening of the glove around the outside of the tube.
Pull the glove through the holehttp://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/popcorn/img/popcorn_10.jpg
Using your thumb or fingernail, press the edge of the latex glove into the space between the toilet paper tube and the cut and folded edge of the hole in the bucket. Hold the toilet paper tube in place and pull the edge of the latex glove past the tabs and into the inside of the bucket.
Secure with duct tape
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/popcorn/img/popcorn_11.jpg
Stabilize the tube with vertical strips of duct tape. Make sure the tape covers the tabs and the edge of the glove, and overlap the strips of tape as you go around the tube. Wrap it all with one long piece of duct tape around the tube.
Don't forget the lube!
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/popcorn/img/popcorn_13.jpg

Refill the bucket with popcorn to conceal your secret pocket pussy. Bring along some tissues and individual packets of lube. Then sit back and enjoy the show!
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/popcorn/img/popcorn_15.jpg

Shawn
08-10-2009, 05:10 PM
I never said that I was the average bear....

I am not the type to :yks at the first nasty chick joggin' past me with her titties a bouncin all over... NASTY !!!

Now give me a pair of hip huggin pants or sexy bikini or some boyshorts... and I am there.

I just enjoy different things... Not every gurl wants a man up her butt but there are those that would prefer them in that canal everytime...EWW!!
That said, I am adult enough to know what I like and what I do not... Just glad that I don't hold it all in... Thats why I have been posting because everything that I had held in for so long, I am just letting out.
I am actually a BIG ROMANTIC at heart... all about sweet things, her feelings matter more than mine, and she has to be happy...

BUT FOR ME, I am just at a point where a few kinky things that I like, I would hope to get a bit of attention is all... So forgive me for being so honest.

BTW, its not that I am taking a pair of undies over the real thing, just that there are times when it would be impossible to be together... and that just comes to mind for me...


Amen man ..... if ya have a Freak Flag fly the damn thing!:ok

my2847
08-10-2009, 05:11 PM
Ok, never thought about it before. But I think it's a turn on. My man being so turned on by me that even though I can't be there, he wants something that has touched me intimately to be wrapped around him while he gets off? Sure, go for it. Then tell me how much you liked it. I'd even buy special panties just for the occasion if he wanted me too.

You actually got the point I was trying to make!!

Not a staulker, not taking that over the real thing... just part of her... I guess... Thanks for understanding and the honest feedback..

Me
08-10-2009, 05:14 PM
I never said that I was the average bear....

I am not the type to :yks at the first nasty chick joggin' past me with her titties a bouncin all over... NASTY !!!

Now give me a pair of hip huggin pants or sexy bikini or some boyshorts... and I am there.

I just enjoy different things... Not every gurl wants a man up her butt but there are those that would prefer them in that canal everytime...EWW!!
That said, I am adult enough to know what I like and what I do not... Just glad that I don't hold it all in... Thats why I have been posting because everything that I had held in for so long, I am just letting out.
I am actually a BIG ROMANTIC at heart... all about sweet things, her feelings matter more than mine, and she has to be happy...

BUT FOR ME, I am just at a point where a few kinky things that I like, I would hope to get a bit of attention is all... So forgive me for being so honest.

BTW, its not that I am taking a pair of undies over the real thing, just that there are times when it would be impossible to be together... and that just comes to mind for me...

You asked the question .. don't get your panties in a bunch (pun intended :D ) when someone doesn't agree with you.

Xanadu7
08-10-2009, 05:15 PM
What was the question? Do I like to dress up in women's clothes?

Maybe a Red Sox jersey .........

Charmed
08-10-2009, 05:22 PM
I never said that I was the average bear....
I believe we agree on something!

I am not the type to :yks at the first nasty chick joggin' past me with her titties a bouncin all over... NASTY !!!

BS!

Now give me a pair of hip huggin pants or sexy bikini or some boyshorts... and I am there.


LMAO! I think we all know you have a panty fetish...


I just enjoy different things... Not every gurl wants a man up her butt but there are those that would prefer them in that canal everytime...EWW!!

Oh what a beautiful way to describe it... Thank you :lmao

That said, I am adult enough to know what I like and what I do not... Just glad that I don't hold it all in... Thats why I have been posting because everything that I had held in for so long, I am just letting out.

OHHHH You're letting it out alright, right into the popcorn dish.

I am actually a BIG ROMANTIC at heart... all about sweet things, her feelings matter more than mine, and she has to be happy...

Psssssst try giving her pleasure instead of wacking on the panties!

BUT FOR ME, I am just at a point where a few kinky things that I like, I would hope to get a bit of attention is all... So forgive me for being so honest.

Oh I love your honesty.... and your ability to make me say WTF.

BTW, its not that I am taking a pair of undies over the real thing, just that there are times when it would be impossible to be together... and that just comes to mind for me...

Seriously, your thread is FUNNY STUFF!

Charmed
08-10-2009, 05:24 PM
What was the question? Do I like to dress up in women's clothes?

Maybe a Red Sox jersey .........

Stop sucking up!

Down to Zero
08-10-2009, 05:25 PM
Well which on of you is donating the panties for us to circle jerk on .. or at least mail to each other and then back to you ...

BTW i call first dibs .. i don't want to have to wear rubber gloves when i pick them up.

Me
08-10-2009, 05:29 PM
Well which on of you is donating the panties for us to circle jerk on .. or at least mail to each other and then back to you ...

BTW i call first dibs .. i don't want to have to wear rubber gloves when i pick them up.

:vs: :vs: :vs: :vs: :vs: :vs:

Cy
08-10-2009, 05:30 PM
Well which on of you is donating the panties for us to circle jerk on .. or at least mail to each other and then back to you ...

BTW i call first dibs .. i don't want to have to wear rubber gloves when i pick them up.

Can I have them after Shawn's go please?

Shawn
08-10-2009, 05:44 PM
Can I have them after Shawn's go please?

That made me puke in my mouth a lil bit

my2847
08-10-2009, 05:44 PM
You asked the question .. don't get your panties in a bunch (pun intended :D ) when someone doesn't agree with you.

They're not in a bunch at all, I posted the question hoping to get opinions, doesn't matter who agrees. Dont agree, thats fine... As for the bouncin knockers, I do actually get put off by them, not a boob fan at all...

I asked, got some answers then also a bunch of BS in between...

Me
08-10-2009, 05:46 PM
Awwww .. c'mere and lay right here on my BIG BOOBIES! I'll make you feel better

Daddy
08-10-2009, 05:46 PM
The bs is THE BEST PART!!!!!!!!


(prefer a tube sock meself . . . though it woulda been nice to know they needed lubricating before the first toss. :) )

stellabelle
08-10-2009, 05:59 PM
I think it's totally hot! And what a compliment!

Charmed
08-10-2009, 06:08 PM
LMAO! A compliment?????? You would love my hubby :)

TBoyBob
08-10-2009, 06:18 PM
Awwww .. c'mere and lay right here on my BIG BOOBIES! I'll make you feel better


Man, I always miss when the big 'ole boobies come flyin' out. Damn pitty....

TBoyBob
08-10-2009, 06:23 PM
MY....I gotch'er back bro. I ain't into panty jackin', I ain't in to camel toes, and I ain't into spandex. But I got my own kinks and I like my women hot, naked and wet.....and I do love feelin' them slidin' all over me with that satin gown on or that sexy satin lingerie.....I just like them in it. And if she ain't around....I usual imagine her in it or grab a good porn flick....so Porn, Spandex, Undies...wutever...we all got our own kinks...and keep on kinkin' bro!! If it gets you off, then it's good for you....

gdg
08-10-2009, 06:23 PM
The bs is THE BEST PART!!!!!!!!


(prefer a tube sock meself . . . though it woulda been nice to know they needed lubricating before the first toss. :) )

Ankle or knee high? Striped or not? Does it matter what brand? I assume 100 percent cotton is best!!! :ok

dixiechiknga
08-10-2009, 06:23 PM
I bet you did pantie raids when you were growing up too LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
Do you wear them too? Just curious

knawtie
08-10-2009, 06:25 PM
I read this whole thread. Then I read it again. I asked my husband to read it, who then read it to the dog. After all this I can honestly say Im so fucking confused I dont know wether to punch myself in the face or just drown myself in the toilet. If my husband jacked off in my panties Id shoot him in the knee cap then take a picture and post it on the web.

What?

redcat
08-10-2009, 07:07 PM
Can't say I had ever thought about it, my. But I can understand the tactile feeling of the panties against your skin...and when the imagination kicks in...ok, I can see it would be enjoyable.

Do you enjoy this with wife's panties? What does she say...or does she know? I'm just curious.

neil48
08-10-2009, 07:22 PM
WOW!......aren't you the same one who had trouble shaving your pubic hair ?

Me
08-10-2009, 07:31 PM
I read this whole thread. Then I read it again. I asked my husband to read it, who then read it to the dog. After all this I can honestly say Im so fucking confused I dont know wether to punch myself in the face or just drown myself in the toilet. If my husband jacked off in my panties Id shoot him in the knee cap then take a picture and post it on the web.

What?

LOL .. exactly :ok

dixiechiknga
08-10-2009, 08:40 PM
I read this whole thread. Then I read it again. I asked my husband to read it, who then read it to the dog. After all this I can honestly say Im so fucking confused I dont know wether to punch myself in the face or just drown myself in the toilet. If my husband jacked off in my panties Id shoot him in the knee cap then take a picture and post it on the web.

What?

DYING Here LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl1:

Frenchie_lady
08-10-2009, 08:53 PM
If he does, he better clean them up!

I should have known there was a reason that guy asked for my panties lmao

Personally, don't care one way or the other, just be ready for me when i'm here!

my2847
08-10-2009, 09:07 PM
I bet you did pantie raids when you were growing up too LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
Do you wear them too? Just curious

I do not wear them, no. And I never had the chance to do a panty raid, or I probley would have thiniking back.:sc

my2847
08-10-2009, 09:09 PM
Can't say I had ever thought about it, my. But I can understand the tactile feeling of the panties against your skin...and when the imagination kicks in...ok, I can see it would be enjoyable.

Do you enjoy this with wife's panties? What does she say...or does she know? I'm just curious.

After I explained the details to her, yes, she got the "why", and understood. So yes she knows. Didnt really say much. Only been a few times though.

my2847
08-10-2009, 09:09 PM
WOW!......aren't you the same one who had trouble shaving your pubic hair ?

No troubles here...:ok

Down to Zero
08-10-2009, 09:12 PM
I read this whole thread. Then I read it again. I asked my husband to read it, who then read it to the dog. After all this I can honestly say Im so fucking confused I dont know wether to punch myself in the face or just drown myself in the toilet. If my husband jacked off in my panties Id shoot him in the knee cap then take a picture and post it on the web.

What?


I'M IN LOVE ... either that or you are my long lost twin..

MCat
08-10-2009, 09:15 PM
Fine....here ya go....

OnceAKing
08-10-2009, 09:31 PM
Seriously I think here in Texas that once you're officially registered on the sex abusers list you're automatically subscribed to the panties of the month club...

FlowerGirl228
08-10-2009, 09:33 PM
Think I would rather have it in on or with ME ... than alone with my underwear .

msu
08-10-2009, 09:33 PM
I read this whole thread. Then I read it again. I asked my husband to read it, who then read it to the dog. After all this I can honestly say Im so fucking confused I dont know wether to punch myself in the face or just drown myself in the toilet. If my husband jacked off in my panties Id shoot him in the knee cap then take a picture and post it on the web.

What?


Knawtie-----couldn't agree more.

OnceAKing
08-10-2009, 09:33 PM
Fine....here ya go....

M quit encouraging that shit...

MCat
08-10-2009, 10:03 PM
M quit encouraging that shit...


Sorry lover.....hows this....


My-I-am...
Do you like green panties and ham?
I do like green panties and ham.

Would you like them
here or there?

I would like them
everywhere.

I do like
green panties and ham.
I really like them,
My-I-am.

Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?

Yes in a box.
Yes on a fox.

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I would,
should not,
in a car....but I would eat them in a bar.

I do like them, My-I-am.
Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would, I could, in the dark...even in the local park.

Wackem, Jackem everyday...Wackem, Jackem any way.

OnceAKing
08-10-2009, 10:04 PM
Okay you left out the parts about skid marks and camel toes

redcat
08-10-2009, 10:11 PM
Okay you left out the parts about skid marks and camel toes


Uhmmm...and you just couldn't help yourself, huh? LOL

happygirl101
08-10-2009, 10:15 PM
MCat is super clever!!!

Tndream
08-10-2009, 10:38 PM
Sorry, this thread makes my eyes cross and my stomach wants to upheave my last meal.

If I caught my ole man jerkin on my skivvies I would shove them down his throat and choke him with them.

Now if yalls would be so kind as to point me in the direction of the WTF thread...

OGP
08-10-2009, 10:52 PM
WOW... just.... WOW.....

Just my point of view here but... if I can actually get her panties... that means I can get her! I can think of a whole lot of things we can do together WITHOUT panties that are a hell of a lot more fun than flogging the dolphin!

jmsmith12345
08-11-2009, 08:12 AM
I looked at my wife last night in her panties, then out of them, and I can honestly say that I had no urge to shoot one off in her panties. Then I thought about Christmas and what it must be like to get a great gift open it in front of her then toss it for the wrapping paper. :sc

OGP
08-11-2009, 08:36 AM
I looked at my wife last night in her panties, then out of them, and I can honestly say that I had no urge to shoot one off in her panties. Then I thought about Christmas and what it must be like to get a great gift open it in front of her then toss it for the wrapping paper. :sc


Fantastic analogy!

cherri
08-11-2009, 09:21 AM
For a little variety, I have been there and used that. Yes, it was a turn on for the both of us. It's a wicked technique, I've used numerous times, and each time he swears I'm wonder woman. The technique is where I take off my silky underwear and let it glide between his pecs, down the ravine to his belly button. The material is a different feel, silky, thin, and different from hands alone. It induces a sensual bliss and stimulates him beyond the boundaries of the norm. Especially if he feels that it's wet silk, which produces shuddering sighs of ecstasy that novel sensations never obtain. He knows those panties are wet for him. And that just warms his heart, fantasies, and every erotic pathway he can think of. I have even rubbed his testicles with my panties. Then done the most audacious thing, I licked at his jewels, teased, and bit him through those panties. Afterwards, I tied my panties around his erect missle and pulled it tight in a bow while I massaged his bound and swollen member (even spanked the impertinent thing as well). Then I licked, sucked, and used my butterfly tongue to bring him near explosion several times while I tightened and released the pressure of my silk underwear from around him. Finally, I whipped my panties off his spear and threw them over his face while I tantalized myself into a ferocious orgasm on top of him. Oh! Hell, the vixen in me has even straddled him in bikini panties and thigh-high stockings, and brought him to orgasm. Not to mention the times, I've knelt over his face, locked my thights around his neck and pressed my bikini love nest to his lips. Then once they are thoroughly moistened from his licking, slide my panties off, and beg him to continue his wet ministrations. Women's underwear is sexy & erotic, why not seduce him with it??? I can't believe I just admitted this.....Yes, I'm a freak.......and I know it!!!! I use it to my advantage to!

Tempest
08-11-2009, 09:32 AM
For a little variety, I have been there and used that. Yes, it was a turn on for the both of us. It's a wicked technique, I've used numerous times, and each time he swears I'm wonder woman. The technique is where I take off my silky underwear and let it glide between his pecs, down the ravine to his belly button. The material is a different feel, silky, thin, and different from hands alone. It induces a sensual bliss and stimulates him beyond the boundaries of the norm. Especially if he feels that it's wet silk, which produces shuddering sighs of ecstasy that novel sensations never obtain. He knows those panties are wet for him. And that just warms his heart, fantasies, and every erotic pathway he can think of. I have even rubbed his testicles with my panties. Then done the most audacious thing, I licked at his jewels, teased, and bit him through those panties. Afterwards, I tied my panties around his erect missle and pulled it tight in a bow while I massaged his bound and swollen member (even spanked the impertinent thing as well). Then I licked, sucked, and used my butterfly tongue to bring him near explosion several times while I tightened and released the pressure of my silk underwear from around him. Finally, I whipped my panties off his spear and threw them over his face while I tantalized myself into a ferocious orgasm on top of him. Oh! Hell, the vixen in me has even straddled him in bikini panties and thigh-high stockings, and brought him to orgasm. Not to mention the times, I've knelt over his face, locked my thights around his neck and pressed my bikini love nest to his lips. Then once they are thoroughly moistened from his licking, slide my panties off, and beg him to continue his wet ministrations. Women's underwear is sexy & erotic, why not seduce him with it??? I can't believe I just admitted this.....Yes, I'm a freak.......and I know it!!!! I use it to my advantage to!

Umm, can I be you for a day??

jmsmith12345
08-11-2009, 09:35 AM
Great story there Cherri, but I think this thread lends itself more to a guy in a dark room spanking it with some dirty laundry while dreaming of some Brazilian super model type of scenario.

However, you do get style points for your creativity. :55

happygirl101
08-11-2009, 09:35 AM
For a little variety, I have been there and used that. Yes, it was a turn on for the both of us. It's a wicked technique, I've used numerous times, and each time he swears I'm wonder woman. The technique is where I take off my silky underwear and let it glide between his pecs, down the ravine to his belly button. The material is a different feel, silky, thin, and different from hands alone. It induces a sensual bliss and stimulates him beyond the boundaries of the norm. Especially if he feels that it's wet silk, which produces shuddering sighs of ecstasy that novel sensations never obtain. He knows those panties are wet for him. And that just warms his heart, fantasies, and every erotic pathway he can think of. I have even rubbed his testicles with my panties. Then done the most audacious thing, I licked at his jewels, teased, and bit him through those panties. Afterwards, I tied my panties around his erect missle and pulled it tight in a bow while I massaged his bound and swollen member (even spanked the impertinent thing as well). Then I licked, sucked, and used my butterfly tongue to bring him near explosion several times while I tightened and released the pressure of my silk underwear from around him. Finally, I whipped my panties off his spear and threw them over his face while I tantalized myself into a ferocious orgasm on top of him. Oh! Hell, the vixen in me has even straddled him in bikini panties and thigh-high stockings, and brought him to orgasm. Not to mention the times, I've knelt over his face, locked my thights around his neck and pressed my bikini love nest to his lips. Then once they are thoroughly moistened from his licking, slide my panties off, and beg him to continue his wet ministrations. Women's underwear is sexy & erotic, why not seduce him with it??? I can't believe I just admitted this.....Yes, I'm a freak.......and I know it!!!! I use it to my advantage to!


My turn after Tempest please.........oh dam i forgot to breath while I read that Cherri...you are officially my idol!!!

scoobertina
08-11-2009, 09:39 AM
I say if you enjoy it and your wife or SO is okay with it.. so be it.. don't let others views on what is right and/or wrong make you think any less of your desires..

I actually thank you for showing that there are fetishes out there that people may not understand but that you are willing to bring them to light.. people hide their desires because they are going to be ridiculed for having them.. I have known a man who liked to do this.. I won't go into much more detail because it is a time in my life that I am not happy about.. he had many unusual desires.. including golden showers.. I never judged him.. there was no reason to..

he just saw things differently, as you do.. enjoy yourself doing whatever pleases you.. I would send you panties... but I don't wear them often..

Down to Zero
08-11-2009, 09:42 AM
For a little variety, I have been there and used that. Yes, it was a turn on for the both of us. It's a wicked technique, I've used numerous times, and each time he swears I'm wonder woman. The technique is where I take off my silky underwear and let it glide between his pecs, down the ravine to his belly button. The material is a different feel, silky, thin, and different from hands alone. It induces a sensual bliss and stimulates him beyond the boundaries of the norm. Especially if he feels that it's wet silk, which produces shuddering sighs of ecstasy that novel sensations never obtain. He knows those panties are wet for him. And that just warms his heart, fantasies, and every erotic pathway he can think of. I have even rubbed his testicles with my panties. Then done the most audacious thing, I licked at his jewels, teased, and bit him through those panties. Afterwards, I tied my panties around his erect missle and pulled it tight in a bow while I massaged his bound and swollen member (even spanked the impertinent thing as well). Then I licked, sucked, and used my butterfly tongue to bring him near explosion several times while I tightened and released the pressure of my silk underwear from around him. Finally, I whipped my panties off his spear and threw them over his face while I tantalized myself into a ferocious orgasm on top of him. Oh! Hell, the vixen in me has even straddled him in bikini panties and thigh-high stockings, and brought him to orgasm. Not to mention the times, I've knelt over his face, locked my thights around his neck and pressed my bikini love nest to his lips. Then once they are thoroughly moistened from his licking, slide my panties off, and beg him to continue his wet ministrations. Women's underwear is sexy & erotic, why not seduce him with it??? I can't believe I just admitted this.....Yes, I'm a freak.......and I know it!!!! I use it to my advantage to!


Butterflies, Spears, Bows and Nest's??... definitely a 10 on style and creative usage of props ..

my2847
08-11-2009, 09:49 AM
For a little variety, I have been there and used that. Yes, it was a turn on for the both of us. It's a wicked technique, I've used numerous times, and each time he swears I'm wonder woman. The technique is where I take off my silky underwear and let it glide between his pecs, down the ravine to his belly button. The material is a different feel, silky, thin, and different from hands alone. It induces a sensual bliss and stimulates him beyond the boundaries of the norm. Especially if he feels that it's wet silk, which produces shuddering sighs of ecstasy that novel sensations never obtain. He knows those panties are wet for him. And that just warms his heart, fantasies, and every erotic pathway he can think of. I have even rubbed his testicles with my panties. Then done the most audacious thing, I licked at his jewels, teased, and bit him through those panties. Afterwards, I tied my panties around his erect missle and pulled it tight in a bow while I massaged his bound and swollen member (even spanked the impertinent thing as well). Then I licked, sucked, and used my butterfly tongue to bring him near explosion several times while I tightened and released the pressure of my silk underwear from around him. Finally, I whipped my panties off his spear and threw them over his face while I tantalized myself into a ferocious orgasm on top of him. Oh! Hell, the vixen in me has even straddled him in bikini panties and thigh-high stockings, and brought him to orgasm. Not to mention the times, I've knelt over his face, locked my thights around his neck and pressed my bikini love nest to his lips. Then once they are thoroughly moistened from his licking, slide my panties off, and beg him to continue his wet ministrations. Women's underwear is sexy & erotic, why not seduce him with it??? I can't believe I just admitted this.....Yes, I'm a freak.......and I know it!!!! I use it to my advantage to!


SEE YA'll, thats the sorta thing I meant... Not just for solo use, but they are sexy becuase of the women that wears them...

THAT IS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN... dam hot story thx...:wy

my2847
08-11-2009, 09:52 AM
I say if you enjoy it and your wife or SO is okay with it.. so be it.. don't let others views on what is right and/or wrong make you think any less of your desires..

I actually thank you for showing that there are fetishes out there that people may not understand but that you are willing to bring them to light.. people hide their desires because they are going to be ridiculed for having them.. I have known a man who liked to do this.. I won't go into much more detail because it is a time in my life that I am not happy about.. he had many unusual desires.. including golden showers.. I never judged him.. there was no reason to..

he just saw things differently, as you do.. enjoy yourself doing whatever pleases you.. I would send you panties... but I don't wear them often..

Again, thx for the understanding that you have...

Down to Zero
08-11-2009, 09:53 AM
SEE YA'll, thats the sorta thing I meant... Not just for solo use, but they are sexy becuase of the women that wears them...

THAT IS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN... dam hot story thx...:wy


LOL .. no need to explain your self man. It's like Tina said everyone has their own thing. Don't worry about what people may say online.

Flip side is that if you don't want people to say negative things about your what you may like then it may be best to not post about it. After all It is a discussion forum at the end of the day. So negative comments come with the territory.

scoobertina
08-11-2009, 09:54 AM
Again, thx for the understanding that you have...

I see things differently as well.. I wish you much luck..

scoobertina
08-11-2009, 09:56 AM
LOL .. no need to explain your self man. It's like Tina said everyone has their own thing. Don't worry about what people may say online.

Flip side is that if you don't want people to say negative things about your what you may like then it may be best to not post about it. After all It is a discussion forum at the end of the day. So negative comments come with the territory.

if people don't understand why do they have to leave negative comments? why not just say, I don't get it and move on.. why make fun of it? why not support a man and his cravings?

wan2b
08-11-2009, 09:57 AM
For a little variety, I have been there and used that. Yes, it was a turn on for the both of us. It's a wicked technique, I've used numerous times, and each time he swears I'm wonder woman. The technique is where I take off my silky underwear and let it glide between his pecs, down the ravine to his belly button. The material is a different feel, silky, thin, and different from hands alone. It induces a sensual bliss and stimulates him beyond the boundaries of the norm. Especially if he feels that it's wet silk, which produces shuddering sighs of ecstasy that novel sensations never obtain. He knows those panties are wet for him. And that just warms his heart, fantasies, and every erotic pathway he can think of. I have even rubbed his testicles with my panties. Then done the most audacious thing, I licked at his jewels, teased, and bit him through those panties. Afterwards, I tied my panties around his erect missle and pulled it tight in a bow while I massaged his bound and swollen member (even spanked the impertinent thing as well). Then I licked, sucked, and used my butterfly tongue to bring him near explosion several times while I tightened and released the pressure of my silk underwear from around him. Finally, I whipped my panties off his spear and threw them over his face while I tantalized myself into a ferocious orgasm on top of him. Oh! Hell, the vixen in me has even straddled him in bikini panties and thigh-high stockings, and brought him to orgasm. Not to mention the times, I've knelt over his face, locked my thights around his neck and pressed my bikini love nest to his lips. Then once they are thoroughly moistened from his licking, slide my panties off, and beg him to continue his wet ministrations. Women's underwear is sexy & erotic, why not seduce him with it??? I can't believe I just admitted this.....Yes, I'm a freak.......and I know it!!!! I use it to my advantage to!

Cherri - Nice, but you're excellent to a degree of wonderment.

wan2b
08-11-2009, 09:58 AM
I don't but my wife uses my sock laying next to the bed on the floor to run to the bathroom after sex. The sock is between her legs.

happygirl101
08-11-2009, 10:02 AM
LOL .. no need to explain your self man. It's like Tina said everyone has their own thing. Don't worry about what people may say online.

Flip side is that if you don't want people to say negative things about your what you may like then it may be best to not post about it. After all It is a discussion forum at the end of the day. So negative comments come with the territory.

DTZ is right!! If i worried evertime I posted I would never post.. I think I have said yes to every member of M&F for Would you have sex with the person above you?

Fu*k em if they can't take a joke!

But you better have the sac to take it too!!

scoobertina
08-11-2009, 10:03 AM
you know.. when I do wear panties.. I like to wear the silky ones right after I shave... it rubs so nicely when I move around... I can see how it can make someone wanna rub them over themselves... it feeeels.... ohhhhh sooooo good... now I am starting to think here... lol.. maybe it is time to take that nap I am needing... and maybe a little panty play..

Down to Zero
08-11-2009, 10:06 AM
if people don't understand why do they have to leave negative comments? why not just say, I don't get it and move on.. why make fun of it? why not support a man and his cravings?


They don't and I don't think they should make fun of him either. Still it's the reality of it people do that no matter how mean it may be.

A lot of the times to you have to take it in context. I think most here didn't make fun of him but just had fun with the whole pantie thing. Kind of the nature of this site too, to be silly and have fun. :))):

jmsmith12345
08-11-2009, 10:09 AM
They don't and I don't think they should make fun of him either. Still it's the reality of it people do that no matter how mean it may be.

A lot of the times to you have to take it in context. I think most here didn't make fun of him but just had fun with the whole pantie thing. Kind of the nature of this site too, to be silly and have fun. :))):

exactly, and if a little ribbing is taken as putting someone down, maybe they need to put their big girl panties on :ok

happygirl101
08-11-2009, 10:24 AM
exactly, and if a little ribbing is taken as putting someone down, maybe they need to put their big girl panties on :ok
exactly what I thought!!!!
Granny panties though is a horrible image Jm and i am still hot from Cherri's story!!!

joekrafty
08-11-2009, 10:26 AM
This makes me say WTF...

jmsmith12345
08-11-2009, 10:30 AM
even if I had this fetish, those tiny little v-strings my wife wears look like they could put some serious road rash on the ole' man meat

my2847
08-11-2009, 10:59 AM
Okay, thanks all for the posts... I got several things out of it... first off, allot of poeple posting allot of different things... Works for me.. second, a topic of taboo discussion... third, opinions... I have no issues receiving constructive criticism, actually makes me a better man. It just feels like high school again with the adults acting like morons, disagree, I dont care.. wasnt looking for people to agree, but anywho.. we all posted... and I am thankful for at least that, better than any cooperation I get on the homefront...

Down to Zero
08-11-2009, 11:02 AM
Okay, thanks all for the posts... I got several things out of it... first off, allot of poeple posting allot of different things... Works for me.. second, a topic of taboo discussion... third, opinions... I have no issues receiving constructive criticism, actually makes me a better man. It just feels like high school again with the adults acting like morons, disagree, I dont care.. wasnt looking for people to agree, but anywho.. we all posted... and I am thankful for at least that, better than any cooperation I get on the homefront...


aww brother ... here I'll give you a man hug .. NO HOMO

jmsmith12345
08-11-2009, 11:04 AM
Okay, thanks all for the posts... I got several things out of it... first off, allot of poeple posting allot of different things... Works for me.. second, a topic of taboo discussion... third, opinions... I have no issues receiving constructive criticism, actually makes me a better man. It just feels like high school again with the adults acting like morons, disagree, I dont care.. wasnt looking for people to agree, but anywho.. we all posted... and I am thankful for at least that, better than any cooperation I get on the homefront...

only 191 posts to start calling people morons...bravo!!!

TBoyBob
08-11-2009, 11:07 AM
I just have to throw this in the pot......you know I've heard they have vending machines in Japan for this kinda thing........

http://inventorspot.com/articles/japan_used_panty_vending_machines_5650

Down to Zero
08-11-2009, 11:12 AM
only 191 posts to start calling people morons...bravo!!!


lol.. not saying anything JM this just reminded me of this pic

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d27/busy_squirrel/hp/notyourpostcount.gif

Shawn
08-11-2009, 11:19 AM
I guess after reading this, thinking about it ... reading a little more I have come to this conclusion. As my2847 said the topic might be a touch taboo, I don't think he was publicly flogged, was there some fun poked at the topic, sure.... but I came away with some respect that hey .. its his thing.. (maybe some others too) and he was probably a little curious as to if anyone else shared this particular fetish, no harm no foul there!

There are SEVERAL threads here that turned into more of a sandbox and many have enjoyed a laugh or two (Is that why we all are here... for a little outside enjoyment?) , more so at the topic itself than aimed at the individual. I can not speak for anyone ... but I don't think that really happened here... he could have taken it personally but I think with the subject matter he understood like a normal person there was going to be a little ribbing.

Where else in your normal life could you actually discuss topics like these and actually get feedback like he did without a beer tossed in his face, or being told to leave .... I have been here and seen topics WAY worse brought up and they have gone in a similar direction but never was a member banned or anything... we all have our kinks..open or not ... truth is some things people just can not get comfortable talking about certain topics, somethings are a bit out there but lets face it you could find humor in just about any consensual sexual activity ..... I have seen myself on film I know this to be true.

Shawn
08-11-2009, 11:21 AM
I just have to throw this in the pot......you know I've heard they have vending machines in Japan for this kinda thing........

http://inventorspot.com/articles/japan_used_panty_vending_machines_5650

They have vending machines for just about everything.... hell they even sell beer in bulk you get a plastic bag and tell them how many liters ya want.

gdg
08-11-2009, 12:05 PM
I am sure there are allot worse fetishes out there that no one is talking about! Of course I am not speaking from experience or anything.

knawtie
08-11-2009, 12:40 PM
I've long held off about discussing my fetish involving three goats, a nail some matches and a midget from the Congo. Soon, maybe soon.

Shawn
08-11-2009, 12:41 PM
I've long held off about discussing my fetish involving three goats, a nail some matches and a midget from the Congo. Soon, maybe soon.

Don't be shy... I have posted more than I care to admit in the fisting thread

jmsmith12345
08-11-2009, 12:42 PM
I've long held off about discussing my fetish involving three goats, a nail some matches and a midget from the Congo. Soon, maybe soon.

Did we spend a weekend together in college? You seem awfully familiar now. :sc

knawtie
08-11-2009, 12:44 PM
LOL we might have, best I recall there was some barb wire and pancakes involved.

my2847
08-11-2009, 12:44 PM
I've long held off about discussing my fetish involving three goats, a nail some matches and a midget from the Congo. Soon, maybe soon.

Add the swiss army knife and your lookin for MacGyver... :ok

jmsmith12345
08-11-2009, 12:46 PM
LOL we might have, best I recall there was some barb wire and pancakes involved.

you are the one...I loved your blueberry swirl technique...it made the pancakes simply divine

dixiechiknga
08-11-2009, 12:48 PM
Goats, barb wire and panties??? Y'all are FREAKS!!! LMFAO

gdg
08-11-2009, 12:59 PM
Goats, barb wire and panties??? Y'all are FREAKS!!! LMFAO

C'mon dix!!! When you are sittin' there oiling and cleaning them guns, does it get you all HOT????

Tndream
08-11-2009, 01:10 PM
I've long held off about discussing my fetish involving three goats, a nail some matches and a midget from the Congo. Soon, maybe soon.

AHA!!
I knew I recognized you, your the one who came aknockin at my door at 6 am looking to buy 5 of my animals.

So if ya only want 3, what are the other 2 for??

knawtie
08-11-2009, 01:25 PM
AHA!!
I knew I recognized you, your the one who came aknockin at my door at 6 am looking to buy 5 of my animals.

So if ya only want 3, what are the other 2 for??

Sometimes there are fatalities.

Tndream
08-11-2009, 01:30 PM
yeah, it happens, or so i hear anyways.

Ya know i think theres a congo midget dealer down the road...

jmsmith12345
08-11-2009, 01:39 PM
yeah, it happens, or so i hear anyways.

Ya know i think theres a congo midget dealer down the road...

If you think the goats have it rough, you should see what she did to the midgets...the poor little bastards never stood a chance.

knawtie
08-11-2009, 01:45 PM
If you think the goats have it rough, you should see what she did to the midgets...the poor little bastards never stood a chance.


If someone isnt injured youre just not doing it right Ive told you that. Besides they signed the release form.

jmsmith12345
08-11-2009, 01:48 PM
If someone isnt injured youre just not doing it right Ive told you that. Besides they signed the release form.

yeah, I know...how is that knee doing these days...I am really sorry about the swing incident, but these things happen at high rates of speed :sg

knawtie
08-11-2009, 01:50 PM
yeah, I know...how is that knee doing these days...I am really sorry about the swing incident, but these things happen at high rates of speed :sg

It wouldnt have happened had you been paying attention to me and not the transsexual pizza delivery man/woman. Just because she had extra sausage does not excuse pushing me through a window.

jmsmith12345
08-11-2009, 01:52 PM
It wouldnt have happened had you been paying attention to me and not the transsexual pizza delivery man/woman. Just because she had extra sausage does not excuse pushing me through a window.

You do realize that you ordered the extra sausage. I just got distracted when s/he asked for a bigger tip...it isn't my fault s/he went to a third rate plastic surgeon!

knawtie
08-11-2009, 01:54 PM
Thats not what you said!!!!!!! You specifically asked her/him to pose with the midget while riding one of the still living goats. Im going back to work but I cant tolerate bold face lies. Thats the last transsexual, goat, midget threesome with pancakes IM doing with you. And to think next time I was bringing the jumper cables.

Down to Zero
08-11-2009, 01:55 PM
I've long held off about discussing my fetish involving three goats, a nail some matches and a midget from the Congo. Soon, maybe soon.


I'm a midget from the Ivory Coast if that's any help

jmsmith12345
08-11-2009, 01:56 PM
Thats not what you said!!!!!!! You specifically asked her/him to pose with the midget while riding one of the still living goats. Im going back to work but I cant tolerate bold face lies. Thats the last transsexual, goat, midget threesome with pancakes IM doing with you. And to think next time I was bringing the jumper cables.

Now you tell...I was going to suggest that as long as you remembered the car battery and a bucket of water.

cherri
08-11-2009, 02:42 PM
Great story there Cherri, but I think this thread lends itself more to a guy in a dark room spanking it with some dirty laundry while dreaming of some Brazilian super model type of scenario.

However, you do get style points for your creativity. :55

Thank you! Coming from you, that is definitely a compliment worth remembering. When I read his post and question, I didn't think he was some perv sitting in a room spanking his monkey with his wife's knickers. The way I took it, and perceived the question to be, was that he was admitting to being turned on by women's panties in such a sexual and erotic way. Not that he was using them to get off with, but they were a prop in which, if used properly, would get him off. He was admitting a fetish, and I, of all people, knew exactly what he was talking about. That's why I admitted what I did with my knickers. So in effect, if you were turned on by what I did, then you understand exactly where he's coming from!

jmsmith12345
08-11-2009, 02:44 PM
Thank you! Coming from you, that is definitely a compliment worth remembering. When I read his post and question, I didn't think he was some perv sitting in a room spanking his monkey with his wife's knickers. The way I took it, and perceived the question to be, was that he was admitting to being turned on by women's panties in such a sexual and erotic way. Not that he was using them to get off with, but they were a prop in which, if used properly, would get him off. He was admitting a fetish, and I, of all people, knew exactly what he was talking about. That's why I admitted what I did with my knickers. So in effect, if you were turned on by what I did, then you understand exactly where he's coming from!

Oh, it wasn't a lack of understanding, just a little initiation for the new guy just to make sure he wore his big boy panties to the dance.

cherri
08-11-2009, 02:54 PM
SEE YA'll, thats the sorta thing I meant... Not just for solo use, but they are sexy becuase of the women that wears them...

THAT IS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN... dam hot story thx...:wy


You're welcome! Just remember, you're not the only one! Btw, that wasn't a story, it was true........every word.....every detail! Only someone who has been there, and done that.....and in that way....would understand where you were coming from.

cherri
08-11-2009, 03:01 PM
Oh, it wasn't a lack of understand, just a little initiation for the new guy just to make sure he wore his big boy panties to the dance.


I guess the initiation is wearing panties! That is a bit "Freaky"!:ok

Down to Zero
08-11-2009, 03:11 PM
I guess the initiation is wearing panties! That is a bit "Freaky"!


I don't know I think dudes in panties are hot ..

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n314/gmorgan4/fat_guy_in_girl_underwear.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2345/2409493810_6b7154d9fa.jpg?v=0

OnceAKing
08-11-2009, 04:07 PM
if people don't understand why do they have to leave negative comments? why not just say, I don't get it and move on.. why make fun of it? why not support a man and his cravings?

Ummm perhaps I need to remind you of what you said in your blog just a few days ago. It goes as follows:

Summer Camp

Posted 07-21-2009 at 07:44 PM by scoobertina (http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.com/forums/blog.php?u=14612)
Updated 07-21-2009 at 07:48 PM by scoobertina (http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.com/forums/blog.php?u=14612)
I am having a ball.. I don't get to get online as much as I used to but I am doing really very good.. I know that at least one of my friends has told me that they were afraid I was going down that path again.. but I am not.. I like who I am... I am enjoying my life.. and when I am online I am enjoying my chats with friends and family.. I am enjoying my games at pogo.. I am enjoying making more friends at sites all over the web... I am enjoying making friends in real life too.. I come here to check on the few people left here who I do care very much about..

and yes.. I do post a few things to irritate a few people.. do I do it on purpose.. yes.. is it bad of me? yes.. do I apologize.. of course I do.. I think I am done with the intentional postings.. however I do have a right to post what I want to.. just like others do... don't I?

anyhow.. we have to love ourselves.. no one else is going to love us if we don't..

the camp itself is so much fun.. I love the kids and I dread not being here next year.. I really hope I can return.. we have grown so much these past three years.. and I am so excited to see it continue to grow..

Seems to me you're asking for the right to post whatever you want to post then chiding others for doing the same Scoob...You can't have it both ways either everyone has that right or no one does...every coin has two sides, remember that.

MCat
08-11-2009, 04:11 PM
For a little variety, I have been there and used that. Yes, it was a turn on for the both of us. It's a wicked technique, I've used numerous times, and each time he swears I'm wonder woman. The technique is where I take off my silky underwear and let it glide between his pecs, down the ravine to his belly button. The material is a different feel, silky, thin, and different from hands alone. It induces a sensual bliss and stimulates him beyond the boundaries of the norm. Especially if he feels that it's wet silk, which produces shuddering sighs of ecstasy that novel sensations never obtain. He knows those panties are wet for him. And that just warms his heart, fantasies, and every erotic pathway he can think of. I have even rubbed his testicles with my panties. Then done the most audacious thing, I licked at his jewels, teased, and bit him through those panties. Afterwards, I tied my panties around his erect missle and pulled it tight in a bow while I massaged his bound and swollen member (even spanked the impertinent thing as well). Then I licked, sucked, and used my butterfly tongue to bring him near explosion several times while I tightened and released the pressure of my silk underwear from around him. Finally, I whipped my panties off his spear and threw them over his face while I tantalized myself into a ferocious orgasm on top of him. Oh! Hell, the vixen in me has even straddled him in bikini panties and thigh-high stockings, and brought him to orgasm. Not to mention the times, I've knelt over his face, locked my thights around his neck and pressed my bikini love nest to his lips. Then once they are thoroughly moistened from his licking, slide my panties off, and beg him to continue his wet ministrations. Women's underwear is sexy & erotic, why not seduce him with it??? I can't believe I just admitted this.....Yes, I'm a freak.......and I know it!!!! I use it to my advantage to!

I swear....I think you've done it all. You seem to have detailed experience in every sexual department.

dixiechiknga
08-11-2009, 06:40 PM
C'mon dix!!! When you are sittin' there oiling and cleaning them guns, does it get you all HOT????

Yes it does GDG But hell it doesn't involve a damn goat!!!! LMFAO

gdg
08-11-2009, 06:42 PM
Yes it does GDG But hell it doesn't involve a damn goat!!!! LMFAO

I agree, a goat is a bit much!!! Anything on 4 legs.

Me
08-11-2009, 06:55 PM
Huh ... Can I just say WAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAH!!

Me
08-11-2009, 06:56 PM
And Goats ?? :lmao I love you people ... well most of you

knawtie
08-11-2009, 06:56 PM
The goats for jm, hes just shy about it.

Me
08-11-2009, 07:03 PM
The goats for jm, hes just shy about it.

I actually took him for a sheep kind of guy ... I was close

OGP
08-11-2009, 10:53 PM
Goats, barb wire and panties??? Y'all are FREAKS!!! LMFAO


This from the lady who combines shotguns, poisonous snakes and skinny dipping! :yks

Oh, now that I see that in words... I'm feeling kind of turned on:55

OGP
08-11-2009, 11:00 PM
I agree, a goat is a bit much!!! Anything on 4 legs.

I read this and look at Dix's avatar and all I can think is... not EVERYTHING on all 4's is bad!

OnceAKing
08-12-2009, 09:51 AM
Against my better judgment but in an effort to broaden my horizons I thought I'd give the panty wanking thing a try and take it to the limit just to see if it's all it's been made out to be. So last night just as things were really getting heated up in bed I rolled her over and in my sexiest fuck me now voice I said..."Honey would you please pass me the panties"...as of this morning I'm banned from even sniffing em. Damn the luck!

jmsmith12345
08-12-2009, 09:56 AM
The goats for jm, hes just shy about it.

I actually took him for a sheep kind of guy ... I was close

Cashmere is made from goats, wool comes from sheep...and I do have expensive and exquisite tastes. :ok

Charmed
08-12-2009, 10:03 AM
Against my better judgment but in an effort to broaden my horizons

LOL! Me too.. I sent Yankee a pair of my panties :)

JumpingJack
08-12-2009, 10:04 AM
LOL! Me too.. I sent Yankee a pair of my panties :)
Please tell me you're kidding!! lol

Charmed
08-12-2009, 10:04 AM
Please tell me you're kidding!! lol

hahahah NOPE..... They are in the mail :lmao

OnceAKing
08-12-2009, 10:12 AM
Well dang me...thanks for the reminder Fav...I had totally forgotten that way back yonder M did send me a pair of hers folded rather neatly on top of some cookies, and no, I didn't make the connection at the time, but what I do recall is that it was the first time in my life that I realized that panty crotches were starched...well okay, maybe that's just a Michigan thing. Anyway on my first trip to see her I did ask her to toss them in the next load of wash for me...Damn good thing I didn't try to get all freaky with em though...that little treasure would have caused some serious abrasions on the flag pole.

jmsmith12345
08-12-2009, 10:12 AM
LOL! Me too.. I sent Yankee a pair of my panties :)

I hope you express shipped them or my skivvies are going to get there first...I priority FedEx'd them to Yankee yesterday. He should have them in his...ummm...hands right now. :D

Charmed
08-12-2009, 10:14 AM
I hope you express shipped them or my skivvies are going to get there first...I priority FedEx'd them to Yankee yesterday. He should have them in his...ummm...hands right now. :D

Dammit JM!...... I sent mine 2 day.......

happygirl101
08-12-2009, 10:18 AM
Panties in the mail Fav hmmmm good idea!!!

M is so cool OAK!!!

I need to find someone to send mine to!!!

Charmed
08-12-2009, 10:21 AM
How about my2847 (http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.com/forums/member.php?u=50765)??? I'm sure he would LOVE that. :lf

jmsmith12345
08-12-2009, 10:21 AM
Panties in the mail Fav hmmmm good idea!!!

M is so cool OAK!!!

I need to find someone to send mine to!!!

Send them to Yankee...I hear he is developing a new fetish.

OnceAKing
08-12-2009, 10:22 AM
Panties in the mail Fav hmmmm good idea!!!

M is so cool OAK!!!

I need to find someone to send mine to!!!

Send em to JM...He's always giving and giving, time to be on the receiving end for a change...besides if they don't fit he can just forward them on to his lover I would think.

jmsmith12345
08-12-2009, 10:28 AM
Send em to JM...He's always giving and giving, time to be on the receiving end for a change...besides if they don't fit he can just forward them on to his lover I would think.

I do love how romantic you are. :inlve

Shawn
08-12-2009, 10:39 AM
Send em to JM...He's always giving and giving, time to be on the receiving end for a change...besides if they don't fit he can just forward them on to his lover I would think.

Sorry... I thought this was in the fisting thread

my2847
08-12-2009, 10:59 AM
Panties in the mail Fav hmmmm good idea!!!

M is so cool OAK!!!

I need to find someone to send mine to!!!

HELL YES I'll take them...

ROFLMFAO....

my2847
08-12-2009, 11:00 AM
How about my2847 (http://www.marriedandflirtingchat.com/forums/member.php?u=50765)??? I'm sure he would LOVE that. :lf


Anyone offering, you shouldn't tease and say that unless your willing to follow through... LMFAO

happygirl101
08-12-2009, 11:04 AM
HELL YES I'll take them...

ROFLMFAO....


Ok whats your address:

2 hot for you street
desire, USA

LMAO

jmsmith12345
08-12-2009, 11:06 AM
Sorry... I thought this was in the fisting thread

My you are a regular handyman aren't you?

Shawn
08-12-2009, 11:08 AM
I think tonight is the night I am going to go ninja on my wife's favorite pair.... I might leave a ransom note, telling her if she does not contact the authorities she can have them back unharmed for some sex.

happygirl101
08-12-2009, 11:35 AM
I think tonight is the night I am going to go ninja on my wife's favorite pair.... I might leave a ransom note, telling her if she does not contact the authorities she can have them back unharmed for some sex.


that might be the most romantic thing i have ever heard!!!!

(read with lots of sarcasm)LMAO

But it does sound sexy and definately funny

bryan3636
08-12-2009, 11:39 AM
This thread will never die will it? Guess it'll go into the "Thread Hall of Fame" with the Fisting thread!

Shawn
08-12-2009, 11:50 AM
This thread will never die will it? Guess it'll go into the "Thread Hall of Fame" with the Fisting thread!


Ohhh lets not get carried away... this thread has potential but you can not at this point say its the "Micheal Jordan" of threads just yet :D

my2847
08-12-2009, 11:52 AM
Ok whats your address:

2 hot for you street
desire, USA

LMAO

Sure tease....

I'd give you the address but I can't PM you.........

TEASING is usually nice but....

you think I am kidding...lol....:dt

Rex
08-12-2009, 12:04 PM
I have no idea what to say in this thread.

I'm befuddled

bryan3636
08-12-2009, 12:08 PM
Ohhh lets not get carried away... this thread has potential but you can not at this point say its the "Micheal Jordan" of threads just yet :D

Not even close...to me it's more like the Jon Koncak level of threads

happygirl101
08-12-2009, 12:14 PM
Sure tease....

I'd give you the address but I can't PM you.........

TEASING is usually nice but....

you think I am kidding...lol....:dt

No I think your demented!!! LOL

It looks good on you thought and if you want my panties just ask!!!

Tndream
08-12-2009, 12:33 PM
Panties in the mail Fav hmmmm good idea!!!

M is so cool OAK!!!

I need to find someone to send mine to!!!

do I need to break out the flogger on you girl?
:lmao

happygirl101
08-12-2009, 12:44 PM
do I need to break out the flogger on you girl?
:lmao


Oh Please Tin........I am slipping!!!!!

my2847
08-12-2009, 12:49 PM
No I think your demented!!! LOL

It looks good on you thought and if you want my panties just ask!!!

Okay...
Well then. would you send a pair???

Figure at this point, can't hurt to ask..lol

happygirl101
08-12-2009, 01:16 PM
Okay...
Well then. would you send a pair???

Figure at this point, can't hurt to ask..lol

Oh No Tin ...Help me I am getting the panties to send to My....

Get your flogging thing!!!!

my2847
08-12-2009, 01:25 PM
Oh No Tin ...Help me I am getting the panties to send to My....

Get your flogging thing!!!!

So I bet your gonna send the biggest, granny ones you can find...

Not the hot silky bikini ones I would prefer...

Mans gotta dream...:wy

scoobertina
08-12-2009, 02:39 PM
Ummm perhaps I need to remind you of what you said in your blog just a few days ago. It goes as follows:



Seems to me you're asking for the right to post whatever you want to post then chiding others for doing the same Scoob...You can't have it both ways either everyone has that right or no one does...every coin has two sides, remember that.

yep, I posted that... in my blog.. for all to see if they wanted to read it.. and I am not saying that you don't have a right to post what you want to post.. I just was saying I dont understand why you have to be mean.. why you can't just ignore something you don't understand.. why you have to make fun of something that isn't what you like or believe in.. go ahead and twist my words... bring up the fucking past.. I had moved on from that.. why can't you?

when you have an issue with one person and you single them out... then you are not acting very mature.. I have a pm.. use it if you have something to say to just me.. if you do'nt.. if you insist on making this public.. then keep it up.. i can make life hell for you too..

I come back here hoping that at some point.. I can post and be accepted for who I am... I can read things where people aren't making fun of others for something they like that is unusual.. I can feel comfortable here.. this has been my home for a hell of a lot longer than any of you.. and I intend to keep trying..

now let's see if you can allow me to do that.. let's see if you can allow me to be me.. without you constantly putting me on the chopping block..

do you all think I can just post without you making it a fucking battle for once? simply ignore me if you don't like me...

scoobertina
08-12-2009, 02:41 PM
my, I am sorry... I just needed to get that out.. I am done in your thread as I don't want to turn it into something else.. I am going to act grown up and log off after I read my pms.. good luck dude.. and keep enjoying the site..

Tndream
08-12-2009, 02:42 PM
Oh No Tin ...Help me I am getting the panties to send to My....

Get your flogging thing!!!!

Bend over babe...
:sp: :sp: :sp:

Charmed
08-12-2009, 02:45 PM
Anyone offering, you shouldn't tease and say that unless your willing to follow through... LMFAO

I followed through. I sent them to Yankee :)

jmsmith12345
08-12-2009, 02:45 PM
How did a waxing the dolphin with used panties thread turn into a Rodney King moment?

Down to Zero
08-12-2009, 03:53 PM
Not even close...to me it's more like the Jon Koncak level of threads


Wow ... able to slip in a Jon Koncak reference ..:wy

Shawn
08-12-2009, 03:54 PM
Wow ... able to slip in a Jon Koncak reference ..:wy

Yeah I was quite impressed myself.

MCat
08-12-2009, 05:54 PM
Against my better judgment but in an effort to broaden my horizons I thought I'd give the panty wanking thing a try and take it to the limit just to see if it's all it's been made out to be. So last night just as things were really getting heated up in bed I rolled her over and in my sexiest fuck me now voice I said..."Honey would you please pass me the panties"...as of this morning I'm banned from even sniffing em. Damn the luck!

:crs Well of course you are banned....your sexiest fuck me now voice...HAH!!! Do ya'll remember Steve Urkel? Well there ya go....

Well dang me...thanks for the reminder Fav...I had totally forgotten that way back yonder M did send me a pair of hers folded rather neatly on top of some cookies, and no, I didn't make the connection at the time, but what I do recall is that it was the first time in my life that I realized that panty crotches were starched...well okay, maybe that's just a Michigan thing. Anyway on my first trip to see her I did ask her to toss them in the next load of wash for me...Damn good thing I didn't try to get all freaky with em though...that little treasure would have caused some serious abrasions on the flag pole.

ASS....:yks

If ya'll believe that story well then I'm not sending cookies for Christmas.

MCat
08-12-2009, 05:56 PM
Panties in the mail Fav hmmmm good idea!!!

M is so cool OAK!!!

I need to find someone to send mine to!!!

Go ahead Happy...send em to OAK....I'd like to see his face when they get here.....:lmao

MCat
08-12-2009, 05:59 PM
Sure tease....

I'd give you the address but I can't PM you.........

TEASING is usually nice but....

you think I am kidding...lol....:dt

I say we all send him our panties....he'll be having orgasmic seizures before the week is over...lol

OnceAKing
08-12-2009, 06:19 PM
yep, I posted that... in my blog.. for all to see if they wanted to read it.. and I am not saying that you don't have a right to post what you want to post.. I just was saying I dont understand why you have to be mean.. why you can't just ignore something you don't understand.. why you have to make fun of something that isn't what you like or believe in.. go ahead and twist my words... bring up the fucking past.. I had moved on from that.. why can't you?


when you have an issue with one person and you single them out... then you are not acting very mature.
I have a pm.. use it if you have something to say to just me.. if you do'nt.. if you insist on making this public.. then keep it up.. i can make life hell for you too..

I come back here hoping that at some point.. I can post and be accepted for who I am...I can read things where people aren't making fun of others for something they like that is unusual.. I can feel comfortable here.. this has been my home for a hell of a lot longer than any of you.. and I intend to keep trying..

now let's see if you can allow me to do that.. let's see if you can allow me to be me.. without you constantly putting me on the chopping block..

do you all think I can just post without you making it a fucking battle for once? simply ignore me if you don't like me...

Scoob I don't have anything I need to move on from. But I do hate cognitive dissonance which is what happens when I see you posting two completely different personalities. As far as I am concerned you can post whatever you want to, whenever one of you feel the need and I'll just kindly remind you what you had previously said...when needed...I was just trying to help keep you in touch with what's going on. I do recall you saying you had more than one persona don't I?

I don't have an issue with you but I do have an issue with what you posted when I was acutely aware that you had stated something completely to the contrary just 20 days earlier.

The post you made both here and in your blog were in the public forum...since you had taken the liberty to be the holier than thou one I felt, and still feel, like it deserved a public reply...I'm open like that.

And as far as your threat is concerned all I have to say is bring it on...I'm fully aware and prepared

OnceAKing
08-12-2009, 06:36 PM
I say we all send him our panties....he'll be having orgasmic seizures before the week is over...lol

Holy shit...you're gonna be an accomplice for an Amber Alert...I know it...I just know it...

OnceAKing
08-12-2009, 07:10 PM
WTF? :lmao

Daddy
08-12-2009, 09:03 PM
Against my better judgment but in an effort to broaden my horizons I thought I'd give the panty wanking thing a try and take it to the limit just to see if it's all it's been made out to be. So last night just as things were really getting heated up in bed I rolled her over and in my sexiest fuck me now voice I said..."Honey would you please pass me the panties"...as of this morning I'm banned from even sniffing em. Damn the luck!

The problem is prolly the lack of authority in your request.

Try "Give panty now" in your best caveman growl . . . . worked for me.

Charmed
08-12-2009, 09:10 PM
The problem is prolly the lack of authority in your request.

Try "Give panty now" in your best caveman growl . . . . worked for me.

I love when you growl at me :)

Daddy
08-12-2009, 09:11 PM
LOL! Me too.. I sent Yankee a pair of my panties :)

*clearing throat*

Fuckin-A YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I have such great karma.

Charmed
08-12-2009, 09:12 PM
C'mere:inlve

*clearing throat*

Fuckin-A YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I have such great karma.

Daddy
08-12-2009, 09:14 PM
I love when you growl at me :)

Grrrrrrrrrr . . . you come here . . . give panty.

Charmed
08-12-2009, 09:15 PM
Grrrrrrrrrr . . . you come here . . . give panty.

OMG you are turning me on mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the panties will arrive tomorrow.......... :ok

Daddy
08-12-2009, 09:21 PM
Well . . . if I sound gagged when you call . . . it's cuz my mouth is full.

mmmmmmmmmmm baby!

Charmed
08-12-2009, 09:23 PM
Well . . . if I sound gagged when you call . . . it's cuz my mouth is full.

mmmmmmmmmmm baby!

OMG :yks

I can't believe you said that!

Daddy
08-12-2009, 09:45 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbaby!!

bryan3636
08-12-2009, 10:17 PM
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth

Boxxo
08-12-2009, 10:30 PM
The Panty is meant to be slowly peeled off, revealing a womans finer parts...that can be appreciated..wink wink

If you "spunk" on them, then what do you do ?

happygirl101
08-12-2009, 10:33 PM
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth


Bryan I just went and got the Listerine...need some!!!!

bryan3636
08-13-2009, 11:57 AM
Bryan I just went and got the Listerine...need some!!!!

Thanks, feeling much better after a break from the "lovefest"

Charmed
08-13-2009, 11:58 AM
Thanks, feeling much better after a break from the "lovefest"
BITE ME!

bryan3636
08-13-2009, 12:01 PM
BITE ME!

Now how did I know this would get an IMMEDIATE reaction? LOL
Save your energy for fantasy football FAV...you're going to need every ounce of it! And you and Yankee have to be in different leagues (conflict of interest)

Charmed
08-13-2009, 12:05 PM
Now how did I know this would get an IMMEDIATE reaction? LOL
Save your energy for fantasy football FAV...you're going to need every ounce of it! And you and Yankee have to be in different leagues (conflict of interest)

I'm ready Bucko, BRING IT!...... Yankee isn't gonna sign up now. (He was supposed to email Shawn) Cuz he is more of a college football guy. He and I are gonna do it together. When is the draft?

bryan3636
08-13-2009, 12:08 PM
I'm ready Bucko, BRING IT!...... Yankee isn't gonna sign up now. (He was supposed to email Shawn) Cuz he is more of a college football guy. He and I are gonna do it together. When is the draft?

Hey, collusion!!! What am I saying..you probably know far more than he does. It'll be on a weekend a couple of weeks before the regular season starts I'm imagining or whenever Shawn decides it's best. He'll give us plenty of warning. But I suggest you do a mock draft or two to get used to doing it and the pace if you've never done it before.

Shawn
08-13-2009, 12:16 PM
I'm ready Bucko, BRING IT!...... Yankee isn't gonna sign up now. (He was supposed to email Shawn) Cuz he is more of a college football guy. He and I are gonna do it together. When is the draft?

Not for a couple weeks yet .... chickens ... bagawwwwck

Charmed
08-13-2009, 12:17 PM
Hey, collusion!!! What am I saying..you probably know far more than he does. It'll be on a weekend a couple of weeks before the regular season starts I'm imagining or whenever Shawn decides it's best. He'll give us plenty of warning. But I suggest you do a mock draft or two to get used to doing it and the pace if you've never done it before.

Meet me over at the football thread?

fly
08-13-2009, 01:21 PM
Not for a couple weeks yet .... chickens ... bagawwwwck


You called???? :D

jmsmith12345
08-13-2009, 01:26 PM
I can see the connection now...spunking panties = fantasy football = chickens...thanks, got it now. :55

fly
08-13-2009, 07:04 PM
I read this whole thread. Then I read it again. I asked my husband to read it, who then read it to the dog. After all this I can honestly say Im so fucking confused I dont know wether to punch myself in the face or just drown myself in the toilet. If my husband jacked off in my panties Id shoot him in the knee cap then take a picture and post it on the web.

What?

:lmao :lmao :lmao
girl I LOVE you!!!!!
(the dog...........SNORT!!!)

Me
08-14-2009, 11:41 AM
I can see the connection now...spunking panties = fantasy football = chickens...thanks, got it now. :55

Wait .. I thought you liked tuna? :sc

Charmed
08-16-2009, 03:46 PM
I have a new opinion about this matter :lmao

Daddy
08-16-2009, 03:54 PM
OMG!

ME TOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

I also have a new . . . scent. :)

Charmed
08-16-2009, 03:55 PM
OMG!

ME TOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

I also have a new . . . scent. :)

Yes, the perfume I sprayed on your new t-shit...... That IS what you are talking about, right?

Daddy
08-16-2009, 03:59 PM
Ummmmmmmmmm . . . maybe so maybe so.

Down to Zero
08-17-2009, 03:56 PM
Wow... we must not let this epic thread die .. Let the panty spluging bonanza continue