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tadpole
08-19-2009, 09:22 PM
Have you ever thought about it?

Use #1--If you are out of hair gel, you can use oatmeal for added texture. :ok

Tell me another use!!!
Alfa
08-19-2009, 09:24 PM
Edible spackle for organic home decorating
Alfa
08-19-2009, 09:25 PM
Patch dents and rust holes in cars when you run out of Bondo.
Alfa
08-19-2009, 09:30 PM
use as fake vomit to play a prank on the bartender at your local watering hole
("I feel sick!" and then empty a baggie of it on the bar)
SAPPHIRE
08-19-2009, 09:32 PM
Oatmeal can be used for facial masks or a remedy for itchy skin
jmsmith12345
08-19-2009, 09:46 PM
oatmeal is great for absorbing excess moisture, so when you spunk in her panties, spread a little oatmeal, and clean up is a cinch
FlowerGirl228
08-19-2009, 11:00 PM
I always heard that it makes a nice breakfast bar , or cereal.
Charmed
08-19-2009, 11:05 PM
It's great for Poison Ivy and Hives.
Boxxo
08-19-2009, 11:36 PM
Nice warm bowl of Oatmeal can keep your member warm for over an hour in the winter when driving into the office.....so I've heard....wink wink
Me
08-19-2009, 11:46 PM
It works great in a soaps suds enema .. gross but true lol
AlwaysLearning
08-19-2009, 11:48 PM
Why Ms Jelly you are right...........that is GROSS
Boxxo
08-19-2009, 11:48 PM
It works great in a soaps suds enema .. gross but true lol


This post Stinks!!......LMAO Good to Know..I think:yks
MCat
08-20-2009, 12:49 AM
Makes really great cookies....
OnceAKing
08-20-2009, 12:53 AM
exfoliates the calluses off of the BIG UN....
tn0949
08-20-2009, 01:43 AM
will help take care of chaffing down below if you are in a pinch.
Alfa
08-28-2009, 06:10 PM
Mix in some food coloring and you have a substitute for expensive Play-Doh; think of all the money you'll save!
neil48
08-28-2009, 06:48 PM
The great winter time cereal.....way better then Grits.
Alfa
08-28-2009, 06:54 PM
Make school cafeteria hamburgers.
blu
08-28-2009, 11:54 PM
oatmeal baths were given at the hosp for certain skin conditions
blu
08-28-2009, 11:54 PM
could lick oatmeal off someone, and lower your cholesteral at the same time
oscarlaveester
08-29-2009, 03:10 AM
if you have a rash it will take the ich away.
Alfa
08-29-2009, 09:22 AM
Buy futures on the oatmeal stock exchange and then perpetuate the myths that it has healing properties for skin conditions and lowers cholesterol in order to drive up its price.
blu
08-29-2009, 09:38 AM
It's great for Poison Ivy and Hives.
of which neither can be spotted on this av,lol
blu
08-29-2009, 09:39 AM
It works great in a soaps suds enema .. gross but true lol
oh jelly, such a bad visual
stellabelle
08-30-2009, 06:38 AM
Spread on the soles of your heels for a non-skid surface! :D
dixiechiknga
08-30-2009, 08:30 AM
I have never bought the nasty slimy stuff, how people actually eat it is beyond me...UGH!