View Full Version : Ally gave me the idea, STUMP SPUNKIN'
MunkyBrain
08-21-2009, 12:34 PM
OK..show of hand...which of you deviants is secretly into Acrotomophilia???
i confess, i have no clue what this is, nor am i sure that i should
Charmed
08-21-2009, 12:36 PM
OK..show of hands...which of you deviants is secretly into Acrotomophilia???
Morning Munky You adorable freak :)
I had to google, where do you come up with these things?
november
08-21-2009, 12:36 PM
Paul McCartney is the only one I've ever heard of
Jada101
08-21-2009, 12:38 PM
Paul McCartney is the only one I've ever heard of
Me too! :D
SAPPHIRE
08-21-2009, 12:41 PM
Very twisted of you Munky ;)
MunkyBrain
08-21-2009, 12:53 PM
Very twisted of you Munky ;)
:sngThanks! (cool av, btw)
OnceAKing
08-21-2009, 01:03 PM
OK..show of hand...which of you deviants is secretly into Acrotomophilia???
Well Hell...I thought for a minute you were talking about stump poker and thought, "Hey that Ally chick is really hip"
I was about to confess that though I've never won a stump poker session I have come in 2nd and 5th a few times...
Now for stump spunkin...dang I wish I had known about this when we were at the mall the other day...
jmsmith12345
08-21-2009, 02:10 PM
Why discriminate, I like to broaden my horizons by sharing my love of Abasiophilia with my unsuspecting victims...ummmm, I mean consensual partners
MUNKY!!!! I AM GOING TO CYBER KILL YOU!!!!!
REP WAR is ONNNNNNNNNNN
daisyduck
08-21-2009, 03:56 PM
that is freaky but no!
Morning Munky You adorable freak :)
I had to google, where do you come up with these things?
If he says me, he lies....well, kinda. Oh nevermind...I can't explain it!!! LOL
Charmed
08-21-2009, 04:38 PM
If he says me, he lies....well, kinda. Oh nevermind...I can't explain it!!! LOL
I'm assuming you are driving the short bus this year, SnOrT!...... I mean it's YOUR NAME in the title :yks
Charmed
08-21-2009, 04:38 PM
MUNKY!!!! I AM GOING TO CYBER KILL YOU!!!!!
REP WAR is ONNNNNNNNNNN
:lmao..... I have been in a rep war with him, You will kick his ass :)
happygirl101
08-21-2009, 04:45 PM
Munky......dam...nothing is sacred and thank goodness!!!
Ummm last I heard you should get a few positives based in the chat room last week!!! OGP was almost castrated by someone...now who was that!!!
Glam do you remember???
OnceAKing
08-21-2009, 05:05 PM
If he says me, he lies....well, kinda. Oh nevermind...I can't explain it!!! LOL
So confession is good for the soul... :lmao
neil48
08-21-2009, 05:50 PM
Acrotomophilia was a Wikipedia and well not so to say into it.
Okay....people.....you have TWO choices.
1. Help me by giving Munky red points with the comment "rep war!" attached to it.
2. LET THIS THREAD DIE. He said he might start a thread like this...but I didn't know he'd use my frickin NAME in the TITLE!!! Ally and Stump Spunkin = SHOULD NOT BE IN A FLIRTING THREAD TITLE TOGETHER
Wait no....when you give him red points, say "ALLY RULES!"
OK..show of hand...which of you deviants is secretly into Acrotomophilia???
Is that a favorite past time in Timbuktu? How many girls with stumps have you spunked on?
Charmed
08-21-2009, 06:52 PM
Ally and Stump Spunkin
It sounds like a novel to me :lmao
UGH....with the words rep war....Barkiss came running. He gave me 4 or 5 shots of red!!!! SO NOT RIGHT.
Ally and Stump Spunkin
It sounds like a novel to me :lmao
Stump Spunkin....sounds like a cute name for a guy. So many terms of endearments possible with a name like that....stumpy, stump muffin, punkin'.....
FlowerGirl228
08-21-2009, 10:02 PM
um .. Im bettin nobody had a clue what it is .. So who's little stump was Ally talkin about ? All the girls should be warned lol -just kidding !
Munky .. if they gave out points for being original -at being strange .. you'd probably win the gold medal.
DirtRacer9
08-21-2009, 10:20 PM
um .. Im bettin nobody had a clue what it is .. So who's little stump was Ally talkin about ? All the girls should be warned lol -just kidding !
Munky .. if they gave out points for being original -at being strange .. you'd probably win the gold medal.
i think ALLY is a "stump magnet"...????...or a "stump lover"...?? Not sure which.....
Well Hell...I thought for a minute you were talking about stump poker and thought, "Hey that Ally chick is really hip"
I was about to confess that though I've never won a stump poker session I have come in 2nd and 5th a few times...
Now for stump spunkin...dang I wish I had known about this when we were at the mall the other day...
OMG....lol do you people know what stump poker is???
OAKkkkk.....you know you're not allowed at the mall unsupervised.....
MunkyBrain
08-22-2009, 02:19 AM
Morning Munky You adorable freak :)
I had to google, where do you come up with these things?
Ally gave me the idea. Those Canadians are fuckin twisted, man...
BTW..did you notice that I edited my post right after you quoted me, so it reads slightly..but significantly different?)
MunkyBrain
08-22-2009, 02:24 AM
Okay....people.....you have TWO choices.
1. Help me by giving Munky red points with the comment "rep war!" attached to it.
2. LET THIS THREAD DIE. He said he might start a thread like this...but I didn't know he'd use my frickin NAME in the TITLE!!! Ally and Stump Spunkin = SHOULD NOT BE IN A FLIRTING THREAD TITLE TOGETHER
In over a year i have never had a sig line. I do now. Thanks! :sng
(I don't mind the redpoints...kinda makes me feel...dirty to read that "Munky has a bad reputation in these parts" message.) :D
MunkyBrain
08-22-2009, 03:12 AM
New sig...:D
Charmed
08-22-2009, 07:28 AM
Love it!!!!
DirtRacer9
08-22-2009, 03:00 PM
New sig...:D
Hey Munky!
Can more than one person use the same sig line??? LOL
Wonder what the mfc record is for most people with the same sig line??
Just sayin'....let me know...... :D
Hmmmmmm.....it looks like I"m going to have to come up with a sig line too :D
DirtRacer9
08-22-2009, 05:01 PM
...haven't you done enough....lol
ALL I did was.....ugh. I STILL can't explain it!!!
Watch it DR....or you AND Munky will be mentioned in my sig line that I'm brewing up.
DirtRacer9
08-22-2009, 05:12 PM
...you know you are outgunned against the Monkey man in the brains dept....i would just let it go while you still have a liiiiitle dignity left.....LOL
Enjoy those red points DR :) I enjoyed giving them to you! ;)
Charmed
08-22-2009, 06:50 PM
I believe that is the problem....... You not being able to explain your fetish makes us all wonder just how kinky you really are... At least my openly admits his panty fetish :lmao2
ALL I did was.....ugh. I STILL can't explain it!!!
Watch it DR....or you AND Munky will be mentioned in my sig line that I'm brewing up.
OKAY....HERE is the story....lol.
Munky and I were chatting about stories for sex blogs (because someone asked him for a story....I think) and he was saying he has seen some crazy shit that he could write about and sell. He wasn't telling me WHAT though....so I finally said something like "I'm picturing it's something like sex with limbless people!!" (I'm so ashamed...lol). So then he said "well, no...but that's a GREAT idea for a thread!". And it all goes downhill from there.....
Charmed
08-22-2009, 07:29 PM
hahahahahah ALLY!!!!! I don't believe you for a second....
I think you were having wild phone sex when he told you about his stump. You began to moan as you tell him to rub it... He begs you to let him finish.... Using your Outside voice You exclaim NO NO not until you send me a picture.... He is desperate to release his "gift" and struggles controlling himself, in a furious attempt to follow your directions he takes the picture and emails it to you...... As you open your email you hear him moaning in ecstasy.....Your moans become unison as the picture opens... Perfectly timed, you share the best orgasm you have had in weeks...
The picture of Munky's love stump made you realize...
You lil missy............. have a Acrotomophilia fetish. :)
DirtRacer9
08-22-2009, 08:05 PM
hahahahahah ALLY!!!!! I don't believe you for a second....
I think you were having wild phone sex when he told you about his stump. You began to moan as you tell him to rub it... He begs you to let him finish.... Using your Outside voice You exclaim NO NO not until you send me a picture.... He is desperate to release his "gift" and struggles controlling himself, in a furious attempt to follow your directions he takes the picture and emails it to you...... As you open your email you hear him moaning in ecstasy.....Your moans become unison as the picture opens... Perfectly timed, you share the best orgasm you have had in weeks...
The picture of Munky's love stump made you realize...
You lil missy............. have a Acrotomophilia fetish. :)
I can TOTALLY believe that......:55...i had no idea you were THAT kinky Ally....this totally changes how I think of you now.....LOL
hahahahahah ALLY!!!!! I don't believe you for a second....
I think you were having wild phone sex when he told you about his stump. You began to moan as you tell him to rub it... He begs you to let him finish.... Using your Outside voice You exclaim NO NO not until you send me a picture.... He is desperate to release his "gift" and struggles controlling himself, in a furious attempt to follow your directions he takes the picture and emails it to you...... As you open your email you hear him moaning in ecstasy.....Your moans become unison as the picture opens... Perfectly timed, you share the best orgasm you have had in weeks...
The picture of Munky's love stump made you realize...
You lil missy............. have a Acrotomophilia fetish. :)
:lmao HAHAHAHA....oh that was good. Just a sec...I have to wipe the tears....
MunkyBrain
09-07-2009, 03:52 AM
hahahahahah ALLY!!!!! I don't believe you for a second....
I think you were having wild phone sex when he told you about his stump. You began to moan as you tell him to rub it... He begs you to let him finish.... Using your Outside voice You exclaim NO NO not until you send me a picture.... He is desperate to release his "gift" and struggles controlling himself, in a furious attempt to follow your directions he takes the picture and emails it to you...... As you open your email you hear him moaning in ecstasy.....Your moans become unison as the picture opens... Perfectly timed, you share the best orgasm you have had in weeks...
The picture of Munky's love stump made you realize...
You lil missy............. have a Acrotomophilia fetish. :)
Ummm...Fav...I'm not gonna send you any more pictures if you keep calling it a "love stump" :(:mad::cry:
Love stump? I don't know....that can be sexy. A stump to me is the size of a LOG.
:D
If she called it a love NUB...you'd have issues.
MunkyBrain
09-07-2009, 03:59 AM
I like "Love Log" Ok...you're still on my pictures list. :)
Awesome....can I request one with the badger g-string?
MunkyBrain
09-07-2009, 04:10 AM
Sure! With or without war paint?
~freshly~
09-07-2009, 07:21 AM
hahahahahah ALLY!!!!! I don't believe you for a second....
I think you were having wild phone sex when he told you about his stump. You began to moan as you tell him to rub it... He begs you to let him finish.... Using your Outside voice You exclaim NO NO not until you send me a picture.... He is desperate to release his "gift" and struggles controlling himself, in a furious attempt to follow your directions he takes the picture and emails it to you...... As you open your email you hear him moaning in ecstasy.....Your moans become unison as the picture opens... Perfectly timed, you share the best orgasm you have had in weeks...
The picture of Munky's love stump made you realize...
You lil missy............. have a Acrotomophilia fetish. :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA **SNORT** this thread is BEGINNING to make sense now ~ thought it may have been a new band!
Freshly....this thread will never make sense!! LOL
Munky - WITH WAR PAINT...of course. Silly question. Nothing hotter than a guy wearing nothing but badger and army paint.
MunkyBrain
09-07-2009, 11:13 AM
That's probably gonna be my new sig line, btw...
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