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MunkyBrain
08-22-2009, 02:41 AM
Hi.
Hi.
ASL?
36, m, Rural Timbuktu..why do u ask? r u a stalker?
No no..just looking for someone cool to talk to.
I see. How bout you?
Me?
YOUR ASL, dipshit
Hey don't be a bitch. Im a dude, 36 from well...Timbuktu
I see..hey..do I know you?
Um..I don't know.....
You sound real familiar...
Um..yeah. So what are you doing?
I'm at work.
Really? Me too...not working though..screwing around here listening to music.
Me too..what are you listening to?
Ween--Baby Bitch.
Wow..no fucking way! That's the song I'm listening to right now.
weird..what kind of music do you like?
Lately I've been on a country music kick but overall my fav style is old school punk.
Me too. My favorite band is the Ramones. It has been since I was 15
the Ramones?
Yeah!
Weird me too. when I was a kid I had their logo tattooed to my arm.
Wow..me too how weird is that
Hey..I was wondering if you wanted to trade pics with me.
OK.
HOLY SHIT!! OMFG!! I KNOW YOU!!! You're that dude that gave me a handjob in the shower this morning!
FeIsTy FaV
08-22-2009, 06:58 AM
OMFG!!!!!

Billy I'm laying here between Mr. Personailty And
the snoring dog, wide awake for some crazy ass reason.
I thought, hmmm I love reading the threads when I can't sleep.
SnOrT!!!!!!! I was laughing so loud I had to bury my
head in the pillow. You my sweet friend, crack me the fuck up!!!
FeIsTy FaV
08-22-2009, 07:06 AM
I'm gonna laugh all day about this!!

HOLY SHIT!! OMFG!! I KNOW YOU!!! You're that dude that gave me a handjob in the shower this morning!

SnOrT!!!!!
MunkyBrain
08-22-2009, 07:19 AM
OMFG!!!!!

Billy I'm laying here between Mr. Personailty And
the snoring dog, wide awake for some crazy ass reason.
I thought, hmmm I love reading the threads when I can't sleep.
SnOrT!!!!!!! I laughing so loud I had to bury my
head in the pillow. You my sweet friend, crack me the fuck up!!!

Now I've heard you ladies give some crazy names for your dildos and vibes but I gotta admit, "Mr. Personality" and "Snoring Dog" are pretty inspired.:lmao
FeIsTy FaV
08-22-2009, 07:24 AM
Now I've heard you ladies give some crazy names for your dildos and vibes but I gotta admit, "Mr. Personality" and "Snoring Dog" are pretty inspired.:lmao

LoL!!! I freaking wish I had my toys laying beside me. I would be doing more than burying my face in the pillow.
FeIsTy FaV
08-22-2009, 07:25 AM
BTW, Ally is gonna kick your ass. How is the rep war going?
SAPPHIRE
08-22-2009, 07:44 AM
Hi.
Hi.
ASL?
36, m, Rural Timbuktu..why do u ask? r u a stalker?
No no..just looking for someone cool to talk to.
I see. How bout you?
Me?
YOUR ASL, dipshit
Hey don't be a bitch. Im a dude, 36 from well...Timbuktu
I see..hey..do I know you?
Um..I don't know.....
You sound real familiar...
Um..yeah. So what are you doing?
I'm at work.
Really? Me too...not working though..screwing around here listening to music.
Me too..what are you listening to?
Ween--Baby Bitch.
Wow..no fucking way! That's the song I'm listening to right now.
weird..what kind of music do you like?
Lately I've been on a country music kick but overall my fav style is old school punk.
Me too. My favorite band is the Ramones. It has been since I was 15
the Ramones?
Yeah!
Weird me too. when I was a kid I had their logo tattooed to my arm.
Wow..me too how weird is that
Hey..I was wondering if you wanted to trade pics with me.
OK.
HOLY SHIT!! OMFG!! I KNOW YOU!!! You're that dude that gave me a handjob in the shower this morning!


Oh wow ... And here I thought I was crazy ... You definitely have some issues ... LoL ... Thanks for the laugh Munky :)
stellabelle
08-22-2009, 07:58 AM
Ummm.....I'm just glad there's someone weirder than me!

Thanks for the laugh Munky!
Tempest
08-22-2009, 07:59 AM
YOUR ASL, dipshit

^^^ I think I've run into one or both of you in the chat room?? That line always works on me.
SAPPHIRE
08-22-2009, 08:02 AM
YOUR ASL, dipshit

^^^ I think I've run into one or both of you in the chat room?? That line always works on me.



Hmmmmmmm .... Don't all the lines work on you? LoL
Tempest
08-22-2009, 08:04 AM
Hmmmmmmm .... Don't all the lines work on you? LoL


HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA, I walked right into that one. (And, umm, yes they do.)
SAPPHIRE
08-22-2009, 08:22 AM
*sigh* What a H-O-O-K-E-R!
OGP
08-22-2009, 09:08 AM
*sigh* What a H-O-O-K-E-R!


NO NO NO .... hookers get PAID!
Tempest
08-22-2009, 09:12 AM
NO NO NO .... hookers get PAID!

OGP, just because YOUR credit card was declined and I let you get a freebie, doesn't mean everybody else does...
OGP
08-22-2009, 09:16 AM
OGP, just because YOUR credit card was declined and I let you get a freebie, doesn't mean everybody else does...


I love that fake card.... works every time!
redcat
08-22-2009, 10:11 AM
Munky...I think you have entirely too much time on your hands...LOL. Funny stuff, naturally!! :lmao
OGP
08-22-2009, 10:22 AM
Hey, at least he didn't start cybering himself. Then he would have had more than time on his hands!
Down to Zero
08-22-2009, 10:42 AM
wow and here I was thinking I was the only crazyass who talked to himself around here

Kudos sir, couldn't of had a better conversation with myself, myself .. lol
tadpole
08-22-2009, 11:09 AM
Munky...I have to say...this is PRICELESS!!! If you can't wake up to some great morning sex, a great morning laugh will do!!! Well...sorta kinda! :)
FlowerGirl228
08-22-2009, 11:20 AM
Bravo ! Now go to the Dr and have them adjust your meds ASAP .. before you start having yourself arrested for stalking you.
MunkyBrain
08-24-2009, 02:20 AM
BTW, Ally is gonna kick your ass. How is the rep war going?

it kind of fizzled out. Anyway I don't want a rep war anymore..I wanna go profile swinging. More on that thought in a later post.
happygirl101
08-24-2009, 02:34 AM
Munky!!!!! Dam I can't stop laughing!!! Are you really this insane in real life cuz I want to party with you!

I can't believe you didn't ask yourself for a description isnt that the next line after asl, dipshit!!!! Height, weight and sexual proclivity!!!!!!

Man.....you are twisted!!!! LOL
MunkyBrain
08-24-2009, 02:44 AM
LOL...we both have ADD and started talking about music...
happygirl101
08-24-2009, 02:51 AM
Oh dam who doesn't have ADD but I add the ADHD!! I am hyper too!! Maybe its why I dont sleep and go from thread to thread so fast!!! How was the handjob, you Ho??

LMFAO too funny!!!
MunkyBrain
08-24-2009, 02:53 AM
Needed more lube but otherwise OK.
glamourgirl
08-24-2009, 09:28 AM
OMG this thread makes me LOL...

I work for a few hours and this is what I miss?
sheesh...time to retire!
DirtRacer9
08-24-2009, 09:32 AM
Munky...I think you have entirely too much time on your hands...LOL. Funny stuff, naturally!! :lmao

..among other things.....

..in my next life...i wanna come back as Monkey....LOL