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Lainey was mentioning over in the no-crush thread, that she was cleaning out her closet. And she found many things, including skeletons. Then she suggested a thread, so here we are. Whats in your closet?
jmsmith12345
08-24-2009, 10:24 AM
I usually dispose of the bodies long before the decompose to the point of just skeletal remains
Tempest
08-24-2009, 10:25 AM
Some old mix tapes, three guys from here, and a bowling ball.
Some old mix tapes, three guys from here, and a bowling ball.
no partridge?, oops thats in the pear tree
Tempest
08-24-2009, 10:27 AM
no partridge?, oops thats in the pear tree
OOOPS!!! I forgot my industrial size package of jumbo peppermint sticks. I keep them hidden from the hubby, so I didn't see them at first...
OOOPS!!! I forgot my industrial size package of jumbo peppermint sticks. I keep them hidden from the hubby, so I didn't see them at first...
is my new avitar in there too?
Tempest
08-24-2009, 10:33 AM
is my new avitar in there too?'
Holy shit batman! I forgot. Let me get right on that. (Please guard my closet and don't let those men out!! Tell them to eat the peppermint sticks if they get hungry before I get back)
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Holy shit batman! I forgot. Let me get right on that. (Please guard my closet and don't let those men out!! Tell them to eat the peppermint sticks if they get hungry before I get back)
i think they are satisfied with chewing on the panties you left in there
Tempest
08-24-2009, 10:35 AM
i think they are satisfied with chewing on the panties you left in there
Blu! don't let them do that, those were being saved to mail to Spunky boy or whatever his name was...
too late, apparently they were drawn to them like toucan sam is to fruit loops, its the nose
Shawn
08-24-2009, 10:37 AM
Well... sometimes there is just no good purpose counting all the bodies in the cemetery
jenn315ifer
08-24-2009, 10:38 AM
Well if I shared what was in my closet then I would have to hunt you down and kill you. No no really it is not that bad..... or is it???
i have Farves retirement book, some 8 track tapes, and old PM"s to get rid of
Brink
08-24-2009, 11:42 AM
Oh, just the odd conflict of interest and some pretty warped fantasies! Nothing that will ever see the light of day!
found an old softball uniform, unmatched socks, and about 6 car stereos my son seems to be saving for some silly reason. out they go
glamourgirl
08-24-2009, 02:57 PM
naughty fantasies, evil desires, school girl outfit and a vampire cloak...handcuffs and.....hmmm
november
08-24-2009, 03:05 PM
the skeleton in my closet belongs to the guy who dumped me. i fart in his general direction every morning so he doesn't forget who's the boss.
FlowerGirl228
08-24-2009, 03:12 PM
Closet is too full .. it puked out into the room .. so had to build an addition and get the hell outta there.
Tndream
08-24-2009, 03:12 PM
If you were to peek into my closet, I suggest a double valium xanax vodka latte.
oh, and bring along a fireproof suit, cause it is nothing but sheer hell.
on second thought,
just gimme back the key so I can keep it all locked up
oh, and more old phones and outdated computer parts than i could shake a stick at
laineycali
08-25-2009, 03:14 AM
Lainey was mentioning over in the no-crush thread, that she was cleaning out her closet. And she found many things, including skeletons. Then she suggested a thread, so here we are. Whats in your closet?
WELLLLLL thanks blue!.. kinda ment the closet on here in general but .. seems the thread is working no matter.!!!!!!!!..
me? hmm . random chats .. lots of dust!.. o my . where did this whip come from?......aww some coasters... i stole from the bar those two used to have on here..
oscarlaveester
08-25-2009, 04:16 AM
blu you promised not to mention the skeletons in my closet.lol
stellabelle
08-25-2009, 06:22 AM
Let's see...the body of someone I feel the need to smack upside the head on a daily basis, a few faux pas', some broken hearts, several "what was I thinking" avatars and a gazillion of my favorite shoes!
Brak_45
08-25-2009, 11:51 AM
clothes and bicycles from my athletic days(before I became old and broken down) and those skin tight bike shorts
MunkyBrain
08-26-2009, 04:38 AM
Not much since I joined this site and turned every thread I start into a psychogenic garage sale.
laineycali
08-27-2009, 03:45 AM
Not much since I joined this site and turned every thread I start into a psychogenic garage sale.
psy⋅cho⋅gen⋅ic /ˌsaɪhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pngkəˈdʒɛnhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pngɪk/
[sahy-kuh-jen-ik]
–adjective Psychology. having origin in the mind or in a mental condition or process: a psychogenic disorder.
......in case anyone else needed to know too!!
!:wy munky
countrygent07
08-27-2009, 09:23 AM
I hate finding skeletons in my closet! Most startling - those skulls grinning back at me, finger and toe bones all over the floor. . .
i have too many trip brochures in my closet, i really need to get rid of some
SAPPHIRE
08-27-2009, 12:33 PM
Ummm ... I have too many role playing clothes and toys in my closet
Tempest
08-27-2009, 01:29 PM
Ummm ... I have too many role playing clothes and toys in my closet
Can I borrow those for my trip?? I'll let you borrow the guys that are in my closet.
Can I borrow those for my trip?? I'll let you borrow the guys that are in my closet.
so when she borrows them, they will come out of the closet?
Tempest
08-27-2009, 02:15 PM
so when she borrows them, they will come out of the closet?
Something tells me she'll go in there with them...
something tells me you are right, again
Tempest
08-27-2009, 02:26 PM
something tells me you are right, again
isn't it fun to talk about her when she's not here?
she was here a bit ago, i think. and since its probably true, she wont care
redcat
08-27-2009, 02:52 PM
Lainey was mentioning over in the no-crush thread, that she was cleaning out her closet. And she found many things, including skeletons. Then she suggested a thread, so here we are. Whats in your closet?
Is this like "what's in your wallet"?
I have no skeletons in my closet. I keep them in the dungeon..I mean,... the basement.
i think i have too many memories in mine too, need to shoo them away
november
08-27-2009, 07:33 PM
i cleaned out my closet. it was starting to smell
dixiechiknga
08-27-2009, 09:09 PM
2 loaded shot guns and about 40 pairs of shoes...
glamourgirl
08-27-2009, 09:27 PM
I was thinking.....girls.... all this closet cleaning has made room for more shoes.... we may need a shoe avatar day before we shop!
Whats the fun of cleaning them out if we cant refill them....with better stuff!
november
08-27-2009, 10:03 PM
you can turn a skeleton into a great shoe rack!!
glamourgirl
08-27-2009, 10:08 PM
you can turn a skeleton into a great shoe rack!!
great idea!
they will hold alot of shoes.....all those landmarks....perfect!
disturbiagirl
08-27-2009, 11:07 PM
so many skeletons that I had to put them on birth control
Tndream
08-27-2009, 11:25 PM
you can turn a skeleton into a great shoe rack!!
Great idea!!
Now I wont have to clutter my walls with all my floggy thingys, hair brushes, and paddles!
Hmm, comes to think of it, I have so many skeletons, I may have to go out and buy more paddles, and whips, and restraints n stuff and put them all to good use!
oscarlaveester
08-28-2009, 05:09 AM
Great idea!!
Now I wont have to clutter my walls with all my floggy thingys, hair brushes, and paddles!
Hmm, comes to think of it, I have so many skeletons, I may have to go out and buy more paddles, and whips, and restraints n stuff and put them all to good use!
LOL.
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