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wan2b
08-25-2009, 04:42 PM
Stupid mistakes - Have you made any?
A while back, at a large picnic we (wife) had entered an egg tossing contest. At the end I ,for fun, broke an
egg on my wife head. It seem like a good idea at the time , but boy did I regret it.
TBoyBob
08-25-2009, 04:44 PM
Stupid mistakes - Have you made any?
A while back, at a large picnic we (wife) had entered an egg tossing contest. At the end I ,for fun, broke an
egg on my wife head. It seem like a good idea at the time , but boy have I regretted it.
LMAO.....nice...I do stuff like that all the time....but nothing I can think of at the moment. Sure I'll have one sometime this week.
fourisit
08-25-2009, 04:48 PM
Went shopping with my mother in law and grand mother in law when they were shopping for gmas anniversary present..sounded like fun until we ended up in the lingerie department..did not want to picture grandma and pa celebrating..so I decided to be funny and pick out everything outrageous...I had a good laugh until we got home and (we were not married yet) bf, his dad and grandpa were informed by grandma that my bf would definitely be smiling after we got married..she told them I wanted her to buy whips and handcuffs...I was so embarrassed..now its just funny but I was a teenager then and innocent ;)
Stupid mistakes - Have you made any?
A while back, at a large picnic we (wife) had entered an egg tossing contest. At the end I ,for fun, broke an
egg on my wife head. It seem like a good idea at the time , but boy have I regretted it.
LOL!!!!! That must have been something to see!!! I mean the look at you afterward and the sudden realization on your face that says, "Oh Crap!!!!"
november
08-25-2009, 04:51 PM
thought i could be friends with benefits with a coworker and not get emotionally involved.....boy was that stupid!!
PlayfulMale69
08-25-2009, 05:11 PM
thought i could be friends with benefits with a coworker and not get emotionally involved.....boy was that stupid!!
A couple of times I almost talked myself into thinking I could keep emotions out of it. But if I were to get attention from my co-worker and not my wife, it would not be long before my affection followed. But that is me......
november
08-25-2009, 05:19 PM
A couple of times I almost talked myself into thinking I could keep emotions out of it. But if I were to get attention from my co-worker and not my wife, it would not be long before my affection followed. But that is me......
it is very difficult to keep emotions out, probably more so for women than men. at least that's what happened here.
GeekMaster
08-26-2009, 01:49 AM
1997. We had a large garden. Summer squash, cucumbers, corn, beans, tomatoes, etc...
I planted a 2ft long VERY REAL looking rubber rattlesnake under the squash plant leaves. I then left for about 2 hours.
NEVER AGAIN!!!
angelis
08-26-2009, 01:52 AM
Stupid mistakes - Have you made any?
A while back, at a large picnic we (wife) had entered an egg tossing contest. At the end I ,for fun, broke an
egg on my wife head. It seem like a good idea at the time , but boy did I regret it.
Hmm, so in this scenario you were actually the one with egg on your face?! lol
countrygent07
08-26-2009, 02:56 AM
Took a job I didn't want which required relocating to a region where I didn't want to go. It was a total, unmitigated disaster from start to unhappy ending.
jmsmith12345
08-26-2009, 08:14 AM
I never make stupid mistakes...it is too much fun to do it on purpose :D
glamourgirl
08-26-2009, 08:25 AM
1997. We had a large garden. Summer squash, cucumbers, corn, beans, tomatoes, etc...
I planted a 2ft long VERY REAL looking rubber rattlesnake under the squash plant leaves. I then left for about 2 hours.
NEVER AGAIN!!!
:lmao Geek that is something I would do!!! and made me laugh out loud! :lmao
Yesterday at work.... one of the ladies was talking to me and said something along the lines of "I'm getting tired of being the only one who shoves it in there!" (reffereing to a waste cardboard chute/conveyor system we have)
I was fixing something... only half my mind on the conversation.... forget to check what my mouth released... and replied something along the lines of, "I am not helping you shove anything anywhere"
Another lady standing nearby actually fell on the floor laughing... I am so lucky the first one didn't quite catch what I said!
Shawn
08-26-2009, 09:22 AM
About a year or so ago at the club we had one of the hottie bartenders leaving. On her last night we put together a little going away party and made a big deal about it. I then was urged to say a few parting words, so I jump up on the bar and I hear "Shaw watch out for th...... BWwWWwwwwww Bwwwwwww Bwwww BwwwBwww Bw .... at this point I realize that I successfully stoped the ceiling fan with my forhead infront of about 200+ people ... I give the coolest speech ever then went through the rest of the month recieveing "Fan mail"
jmsmith12345
08-26-2009, 09:31 AM
Ok, long ago stupid mistake. I have been riding motorcycles since I was 12 (off road and street) and have lots of experience in negotiating all kinds of terrain. Well, I was in my mid-20s, playing around with some buddies on a trail we had never run before. It circled an old quarry, now 60 foot man made lake, had beautiful scenery, lots of log jumps, tight turns and everything that makes off road riding great. Well, I was paying a bit too much attention to the scenery on of of the sharper turns when I saw a huge log in front of me. The natural reaction was to jump it...BAD IDEA!!! it was a barrier to keep people from doing what I was about to. After clearing the log, I realized that the sky was quite open, the wind was more free, and the ground was gone. That's right sports fans...my dumb ass was about to take my $2,000 Honda 250 for a swim some 60 or so feet below. I broke my arm from the impact, and my bike...well, it is now home for many thankful hermit crabs or other bottom feeders. Oops.
Loves2Flirt
08-26-2009, 09:32 AM
Trusting people that I thought were my friends....never again!
glamourgirl
08-26-2009, 09:51 AM
Trusting people that I thought were my friends....never again!
OMG honey???? :nu
Loves2Flirt
08-26-2009, 09:56 AM
OMG honey???? :nu
For real....I trust very few people in my life...even the ones that say they are my friends, bec my "best friends" ruined my relationship with my family.
happygirl101
08-26-2009, 10:08 AM
I made the stupid mistake at 16 of asking my Father, Mother, Sister and Brother at dinner one night what is a Boner?? I had heard it at work and not knowing what it meant and noone willing to tell me I asked at home. My Mother with out hesitation said "Its a mistake"! After we cleaned up all the spit out milk and everyone stopped laughing my Dad said "Its an erect penis". I then spit out my milk and we laughed for years over it!
Frenchie_lady
08-26-2009, 10:16 AM
In the same spirit as happy, I was about 23-24, still as white as the day i was born and in a criminal law class.
The teacher was talking about articles that were there but not inforced anymore and just waiting for a good clean up to disapear. As an exemple, he mentionned sodomy, that since Pierre-Elliot Trudeau was not inforced because of his law that what went down in the bedroom between 2 consenting adults was not the gorvernment business.
So I'm sitting there still wondering what the hell sodomy is, I ask my colleague on the left, who laughs, the one on the left did the same and kinda grew to about 5 colleagues around me and the teacher, annoyed by the laughing, asks me what he could possibly do to help me. I stand up and ask what is sodomy.
Yes, laugh all you want, that's my life... my very VERY sheltered life lol
acermale
08-26-2009, 10:56 AM
bought a house in July of 2007
Brink
08-26-2009, 11:04 AM
It’s traditional at work to bring in cakes on your Birthday to celebrate (it’s ok, you do get a present!) Well, a little while ago, I was told there was a cheesecake in the fridge for me. I’d been busy the whole morning, and went to the fridge in the afternoon. There, indeed, was a lovely strawberry cheesecake standing all by itself. Something to keep my strength up! I removed it, and took it back to my office.
I ate it over the course of an hour - as you do - and took the tin foil carton back to the recycling bin in the kitchen. And, lo and behold - there was the birthday girl: “Oh, hello! Happy Bday, and thank you for the lovely cheesecake”. Well, it turned out I’d got the right cake - so that was ok......but it was meant to be shared between five people! Now, whenever I’m in the kitchen, there’s always some wit behind me muttering “just one slice”.
wan2b
08-26-2009, 01:20 PM
Thank you everyone, it's nice to know that I'm not the only one.:sng
november
08-26-2009, 02:45 PM
OMG honey???? :nu
that has happened to me more than once. sucks, doesn't it?
november
08-26-2009, 02:47 PM
many years ago, some friends and I went to see Fantasia. Of course we all got high first. when we came out of the theater, I couldn't find my car. After about an hour of frantically looking, I reported it stolen.
turns out, I had parked in the overflow lot, and for some reason, (can't imagine why), forgot i had parked there.
the police were not amused.
jmsmith12345
08-26-2009, 02:48 PM
I responded to one of november's posts :sg
november
08-26-2009, 03:09 PM
I responded to one of november's posts :sg
ROFL!!
disturbiagirl
08-26-2009, 08:08 PM
got drunk at boyfriend's (at the time) brothers wedding, went to the folks house the next day to open gifts. they showed the wedding video and there i was....flashing the entire crowd. his folks didn't really like me to start with, that was just icing on the cake for them....lol
GeekMaster
08-26-2009, 08:10 PM
Posting a real pic of me as my avatar during the boob theme week.
People can be so transparently childish!
chilligb
08-26-2009, 08:14 PM
Thinking I could keep my heart out of it!
oscarlaveester
08-27-2009, 03:10 AM
make them all the time.i need adult supervision.lol
MunkyBrain
08-27-2009, 04:18 AM
Sure. All the time and just for the hell of it.
Like a Jedi knight of fuckardedness, I have probed further into the shady out lands of extraordinarily bad judgement than most and oh, the stories I can tell...
so_very_fine
08-27-2009, 05:02 AM
A few years ago I was putting up Christmas lights on the peak of the house. Freezing cold, sliding across the shingles, pissed that my husband wouldn't do it. New neighbors gathered and I didn't understand the fascination. Climbed down the ladder and went inside to find that I had worn a HUGE hole in my pants by sliding across the shingles but my ass was so cold i didn't know it. The best part? I wasn't wearing panties!!! REALLY stupid!
Stupid
Making a cut with a new blade in the sheetrock knife by pulling the blade towards me.
A slip, and a plunging blade into my belly.
Only an inch deep and a nice clean incision, due to the fresh blade.
Would have been really stupid had it been a serious injury. but dumb nonetheless
Some mistakes are much more visually appealing than others. Hanging your butt out for all to see is a much better mental image than Rex stabbing himself in the gut!
A few years ago I was putting up Christmas lights on the peak of the house. Freezing cold, sliding across the shingles, pissed that my husband wouldn't do it. New neighbors gathered and I didn't understand the fascination. Climbed down the ladder and went inside to find that I had worn a HUGE hole in my pants by sliding across the shingles but my ass was so cold i didn't know it. The best part? I wasn't wearing panties!!! REALLY stupid!
wan2b
08-27-2009, 07:38 AM
I did the same thing. I was out of town on business. Buddies and I went to country/western concert in a rented car. Parked in the middle of some field. When the concert was over I did not what my car looked like, it's color and whatever. Waited for everyone to leave before I found the car. And I had only a few drinks. To November back in post 25.
Tndream
08-27-2009, 08:17 AM
I could fill about 5 pages with the stupid mistakes I have pulled.
Probably one of my best to date would be in the mid to late 70s.
My younger brother was being a pain,
he was inside the house, standing at the storm door making faces at me.
I was yelling at him to stop..
Well he made a face and flipped me the bird.
I punched him... through the glass.
I would have been just fine, had I not pulled my hand back.
Long story short, I partially amputated my own hand.
A couple of experimental surgeries later,
I have between 75 and 80 percent use of my hand.
Yeah my bro is still a PITA... but rest assured, I won't be punching him through any
more storm doors.
hazeleyes5
08-27-2009, 08:27 AM
I could fill about 5 pages with the stupid mistakes I have pulled.
Probably one of my best to date would be in the mid to late 70s.
My younger brother was being a pain,
he was inside the house, standing at the storm door making faces at me.
I was yelling at him to stop..
Well he made a face and flipped me the bird.
I punched him... through the glass.
I would have been just fine, had I not pulled my hand back.
Long story short, I partially amputated my own hand.
A couple of experimental surgeries later,
I have between 75 and 80 percent use of my hand.
Yeah my bro is still a PITA... but rest assured, I won't be punching him through any
more storm doors.
Would you be interested in being my body guard????
Tndream
08-27-2009, 08:32 AM
Would you be interested in being my body guard????
I somehow can't picture you needing a body gaurd.
But, if I get to use my flogger, sure, I'm game
hazeleyes5
08-27-2009, 08:37 AM
I somehow can't picture you needing a body gaurd.
But, if I get to use my flogger, sure, I'm game
Tin...you can use your flogger...or whatever you desire to use!!
true i really do not need a body guard......just think it would look sexy as all get out.....a beautiful sexy lady at my side.....ready to Pounce ??
tn0949
08-27-2009, 08:37 AM
stupid thing i am still doing is posting to myself instead of the person that sent me the message???????:pc
stupid thing i am still doing is posting to myself instead of the person that sent me the message???????:pc
lol...it's a good test to see if someone is stalking you or not. :ok
Tndream
08-27-2009, 08:46 AM
Hazel...
deal
hazeleyes5
08-27-2009, 08:51 AM
Hazel...
deal
Great....we need to meet and get all the details worked out...when can you??
Tndream
08-27-2009, 08:54 AM
Great....we need to meet and get all the details worked out...when can you??
umm, yesterday..
hazeleyes5
08-27-2009, 08:59 AM
umm, yesterday..
my my...i can see i need to be prepared and have my thinking cap on with you.......hmmmm...ok i think i know every place i was yesterday...i'm headed there now shaggin ass..
Charmed
08-27-2009, 09:24 AM
I have SOOOOOO many :)
It's been a long time ago but it still makes me laugh at how stooopid I am sometimes.
I just got this really cool rechargeable mixer...
I have no clue why but, for some reason I wanted to know what it would feel like if I turned it on and laid it on my tummy.....
Hahahahahah OMG what a dork!....... That thing wound my shirt up to my neck in less than 5 seconds.... True Story :lmao
I have SOOOOOO many :)
It's been a long time ago but it still makes me laugh at how stooopid I am sometimes.
I just got this really cool rechargeable mixer...
I have no clue why but, for some reason I wanted to know what it would feel like if I turned it on and laid it on my tummy.....
Hahahahahah OMG what a dork!....... That thing wound my shirt up to my neck in less than 5 seconds.... True Story :lmao
OK.... just saying... but... good thing it was the tummy and not somewhere a bit more sensitive!!!!:yks:yks:yks
wan2b
08-27-2009, 03:00 PM
Can't help it need to post one for the wife.
Came home one Friday and was told that we had a dinner party to go to. So I went to S&S. I turned the razor on and nothing happened. Like all smart males who picks up the hood when the car won't run, I took the shaver head off. Looked like it always does, except it was wet. I went and asked the wife if she had any idea of why it was wet. She tells me that in shaving her legs she uses the toilet with the seat and cover up. This time she dropped the shaver into the water, but quickly took it out and dried it. How did she dry it. She put it in the oven. I went and bought a new shaver.
RuSH2me
09-02-2009, 01:32 AM
A few days before or after or maybe during some very good sex :) the wife asks how about a threesome? Since this was not the first time she brought up the topic, I figured this time I need to reply instead of ignoring the question. So I told her, I would do it if it was with another women. She smiled and said ok.
Fast forward to a few days later. We are out camping, a nice fire is going, the drinks are good. There are about ten of twelve of us there with some couples and a few singles. A rather attractive women who had a few drinks more then she need, starts to flirt with me. Well, at this moment I am hearing the wifes words "...how about a threee some?" So I start to flirt back. This intensifys until about 30 mins later when the wife storms away. Well I realized at this point that have just opened the seventh gate of Hell. Not totally stupid I race after her. I did not get very far with trying to explain how with was only about the threesome thing when she tells me "you get a threesome with the women I pick and not you." Now, go find another tent to sleep at. Well I realized any tent I picked would be the wrong choice so I spent the whole night shivering outside in the dark.
Man did I learn my lesson on that one. ...and I never did get that threesome thing....
Today is my 22nd wedding anniversary. 22 years ago today I made the stupidest mistake of my life!
She has been awake for 45 minutes.... neither of us has mentioned it.
Tempest
09-02-2009, 07:31 AM
Does forgetting to eat yesterday, having a cocktail (or two), then coming on here last night and drunk posting count? My head hurts like it was stupid mistake...
tn0949
09-02-2009, 07:43 AM
Does forgetting to eat yesterday, having a cocktail (or two), then coming on here last night and drunk posting count? My head hurts like it was stupid mistake...wished you would have been in the chat room so i could have dragged you into the corner like i did katy, and have my way with u. lol
Tempest
09-02-2009, 10:10 AM
wished you would have been in the chat room so i could have dragged you into the corner like i did katy, and have my way with u. lol
LOL - I'll try to remember that for next time...
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